WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Tinder Date Swipe Night

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date, up Dated move Over, Monopoly and Charades Naked Twister,

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<v Speaker 1>because the hot new game everyone is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>playing is Tinder Swipe night. We always talk about dating

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<v Speaker 1>trends on our show, and maybe you guys have seen

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<v Speaker 1>this one on social media.

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<v Speaker 2>I have it.

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<v Speaker 1>But apparently you can launch the dating apps on your

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<v Speaker 1>TV and enjoy swiping on people's profiles as your friends

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<v Speaker 1>come and watch and help you pick out who they

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<v Speaker 1>think you should date.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, can we can we have a show game night

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<v Speaker 2>and go through it nice enough to do the blue

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<v Speaker 2>connection over to my house? Oh? Yeah, do you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Us to help you find your side piece to cheat

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<v Speaker 1>on your husband.

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<v Speaker 2>With these two's profiles?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh for Alexis Jose that could be fun. But one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners, Tanya, actually did this the other night

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<v Speaker 1>and apparently it sort of worked out for her because

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<v Speaker 1>she needs our health today. But Tanya, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. I'm super excited to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, So your friends are the one that

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<v Speaker 4>swiped right on the person you went out with.

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<v Speaker 3>So basically I got together with eight of my friends. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we divided our friend group into two teams, so then

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<v Speaker 3>like each team would look at the TV together, and

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<v Speaker 3>we would kind of look at the dating app and

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<v Speaker 3>we would swipe left or swipe right as a group.

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<v Speaker 2>But how do you win?

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<v Speaker 3>At the end of the night, Whoever matches with the

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<v Speaker 3>most amount of people, they got a little reward. So

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<v Speaker 3>we put together like a little wine basket.

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<v Speaker 4>But if you're just trying to get matches, what does

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<v Speaker 4>that make your friends swipe on the desperate day?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you lower your standards for the purpose of this game?

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<v Speaker 2>I would want to win, so I would just be.

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<v Speaker 3>Our only rule is that you cannot swipe right three

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<v Speaker 3>times in a row at okay, okay, even if you

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<v Speaker 3>choose two in a row that you really like, if

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<v Speaker 3>the third is cuter, more successful, more perfect, fifth, it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I used your two.

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<v Speaker 1>The Hemsworth's brother came up on number swipe left on him.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't Chris, so.

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<v Speaker 3>You can see why it would be fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, So did you get a d M by the

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<v Speaker 4>end of the night from one of these guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I got three messages from three separate guys. The

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<v Speaker 3>first guy immediately told me that he wants money from me,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's not you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, get rid of Guy number one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So Guy number two immediately told me that he would

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<v Speaker 3>love to take me to Slovakia, and he went into

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<v Speaker 3>more details, but again extremely creepy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Brook almost at her honeymoon in Slovakia.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually heard this beautiful place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I guess depends on which Yeah, okay, that's right. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you moved on from guy number two, who is

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<v Speaker 1>guy number three.

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<v Speaker 3>His name was Keith.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, and at this point, Keith could say anything right.

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<v Speaker 3>At this point, Keith.

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<v Speaker 1>Is married with seven children, but he's a keeper, right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So that's why I'm reaching out. Because he asked

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<v Speaker 3>me out on a date, and he was really quirky,

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<v Speaker 3>like I thought at first he would just be kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like basic, like a lot of the guys play

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<v Speaker 3>it pretty conservatively on a first date. But this guy

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<v Speaker 3>was like, you know what, let's be spontaneous. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to take you out, but first meet me at the Walmart.

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<v Speaker 4>And you agreed to this because it was better than Slovak,

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit better now I think they have Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>wait what you actually did this? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I did.

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<v Speaker 3>At this point, I was like, okay, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>take a risk. We're gonna get together, and we meet

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<v Speaker 3>up at Walmart. He looks handsome, he smells great, he's

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<v Speaker 3>got duct.

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<v Speaker 2>Tape and a shovel in comparison, at Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>I should meet my dates there. I'm sure you look great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's an unusual choice.

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<v Speaker 3>The date was not buying his grocries at Walmarts.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>So he was like, well, we're just going to pick

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<v Speaker 3>up something fun for us to do while we're at

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<v Speaker 3>dinner together. And we picked up an or a Gammi kit,

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's going to make sense at the next location.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, all right, scavenger.

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<v Speaker 2>To meet him.

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<v Speaker 4>He couldn't have just gone on his own.

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<v Speaker 3>Made her credit card to pay for so, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I was skeptical at first, but it was kind of

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<v Speaker 3>fun walking down the aisles of a store with a stranger,

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<v Speaker 3>seeing what he liked.

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<v Speaker 1>What I like have very different definitions of but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So where did you guys go to dinner?

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<v Speaker 3>We went to a local sushi spot in Japanese.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>It was honestly so much fun. Like I was laughing

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<v Speaker 3>and laughing and laughing because like we're trying to make

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<v Speaker 3>these little animals and little flowers and they're both just sailing.

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<v Speaker 2>Just look, I mean you sound like you're glowing right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you do.

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<v Speaker 1>We were all skeptical when you were saying, like Walmart

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<v Speaker 1>day like mysteries.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm living in the RV in the parking.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is all sounding actually really good. So tell

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<v Speaker 1>us how did the night end?

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<v Speaker 3>We kissed, and it was one of those things where

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I texted my friends after. I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 3>Chinger dates white night. Really uh, it really like works.

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<v Speaker 3>But I haven't heard from him and it's been over

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<v Speaker 3>a week. I'm just gonna confused, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Keith

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<v Speaker 1>for you. You're a animal folding Walmart loving raw sushi

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<v Speaker 1>eating hunk of a man ye description, and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try and get you your second date update right after

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<v Speaker 1>this thank you second date update. It's the classic Walmart

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<v Speaker 1>Origami sushi date manea super played out. That was very unique,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's exactly what Tanya did on her date night

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<v Speaker 1>with Keith. But here's my question, because I can see,

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<v Speaker 1>like Brooks said, Tanya, you were glowing. It seems like

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<v Speaker 1>having drinks, eating sashimi, folding swans. When you told us

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<v Speaker 1>the story, you were even laughing as you were telling.

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<v Speaker 2>It to It was like she was reliving it in

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<v Speaker 2>her mind.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's my concern. Maybe you were having such a

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<v Speaker 1>good time that after a couple of drinks you decided

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<v Speaker 1>to confidently lean over and say to Keith, guess what,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't just pick you off of Tinder. Six of

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<v Speaker 1>my drunken girlfriends did too during a big swipe.

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<v Speaker 4>Night details I'm trying to would guys care?

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<v Speaker 2>Would it be flattered though that you made the top cut?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I would be more flattered, like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>not just you. I would feel like a fish in

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<v Speaker 1>a fish bowl, being like all of my girlfriends chose.

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<v Speaker 4>You all they're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, As a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>It can feel weird to hear that Tany did that

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<v Speaker 1>come up during the first date at all?

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<v Speaker 3>Not at all? No?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you don't probably want us to bring it

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<v Speaker 4>up during this call that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, at this point, he'll probably find out a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of things just because it's on the radio. It's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be one more thing, hopefully that we laugh about,

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<v Speaker 3>right Okay, I just said we can.

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<v Speaker 1>See both good and bad in knowing that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, and he's a quirky guy and he feels

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<v Speaker 4>like a guy that can roll with the punches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe he likes that you put your faces into

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<v Speaker 1>a program to see what your babies would look like

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<v Speaker 1>in ten years. But we'll see, he just made that

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<v Speaker 1>up as a joke. I do not say that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't say anything. I'll just ask him why he's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back for another doll. We'll keep it basic.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, the doll's number right now. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking to speak with Keith.

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<v Speaker 5>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Keith?

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<v Speaker 5>This is Keith?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you know during this thing that we're doing, is

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one who asked questions. Is a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You love a little aggressive Well, I'm taking charge.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm intimidated by Keith.

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<v Speaker 2>You're intimidated masculine voice, and I'm scary. It's a beta

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<v Speaker 2>malef Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Keith, listen to me. We're radio show. We want to

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<v Speaker 1>ask you about your dating life.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, okay, how can I help I guess?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I'm still a little scared. We're honestly just

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<v Speaker 1>asking because one of our listeners went out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with you the other night and had a really

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<v Speaker 1>good time, and now she's a little bit confused why

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<v Speaker 1>there hasn't been a second date yet. Oh you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's a little complicated.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Tanya right, as complicated as Ogami.

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<v Speaker 5>I told you about the og Huh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I couldn't believe that you said meet me at

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<v Speaker 4>a Walmart parking lot and she agreed.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, So, like I was just trying to feel

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<v Speaker 6>out the vibes, like if someone's like you, no Walmart,

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<v Speaker 6>like too low brow, Like that's probably not the person

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<v Speaker 6>I want to date, you know, it's more about a stranger.

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<v Speaker 1>But Tanya sounded like she was into the idea, So

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds like a good thing. Why wouldn't you be

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<v Speaker 1>getting back to her?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I kind of have like another relationship situation going

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<v Speaker 5>on right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Like how serious? Well then, why did you ask, like

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<v Speaker 2>you're dating other people or.

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<v Speaker 7>You're No, it's not other people, it's just it's this girl.

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<v Speaker 5>I know we're through work.

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<v Speaker 1>You're dating someone at your work?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I wouldn't say dating.

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<v Speaker 5>We haven't gone on a date before.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're just okay. Now I'm confused. What what now?

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like the opposite, just looking up?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 7>No, No, we haven't done anything physical.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you spoken with this girl.

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<v Speaker 5>In a professional way, like I'll send her email, correspondence

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<v Speaker 5>and anything simple hello and goodbye.

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<v Speaker 4>You're just saying that you have a crush on someone

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<v Speaker 4>at your workplace, is what it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but that's like an emotional, one sided relationship, like

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<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't want to cheat on her.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, emotionally, let's not put relationship. You don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to cheat on her?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, because you know we're in a relationship, but.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't know that, is it? Like you back?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you talked to her? Do you know how she

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<v Speaker 1>feels about this? Well?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Relationship is a very strong word that you used at

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<v Speaker 1>the very beginning there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this all?

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<v Speaker 4>Is this all like trying You're trying to get out

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<v Speaker 4>of going on a date with Tanya?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, are you trying to Are you making stuff up

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh no, no, Tanya was great.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you accusing him of making up a fake emotional girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's plausible. Because like you're all over the board,

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<v Speaker 2>like you don't want to cheat.

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<v Speaker 7>On her, but then you isn't that how feelings are.

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<v Speaker 5>They're messy. It's like someone from work.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not trying to get in trouble with h Like

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<v Speaker 7>it's so complicated, but you don't you don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you just ask her out on a date?

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<v Speaker 1>If you really are that indo her and see what

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<v Speaker 1>she says.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we talking about Tanya the girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you ask a girl out at work if

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<v Speaker 1>you're really that into her?

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<v Speaker 5>I guess I could.

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<v Speaker 7>I guess that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't even exactly interested.

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<v Speaker 1>He's no.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's the thing, Like it would be devastating if

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<v Speaker 5>she said no, it would crush me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then it's fine. Then you get an emotional rebound

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<v Speaker 1>girl to emotionally rebound.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we're gonna say that Tanya is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Tanya could be your emotional friend with benefits.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We need to check with her. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if she'd be cool with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just ask her right now, because I gotta let

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Tanya is on the other line listening. Your

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<v Speaker 1>emotional friend with benefits wants to Tanya has been listening. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Tanya has been there, the only.

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<v Speaker 2>Woman you've actually gone out with in person.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a great question, and hi, Keith seeing not

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<v Speaker 3>a question for Keith, though, it's a question for Jeff. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>why would you encourage Keith to ask out somebody from

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<v Speaker 3>his work when you know I called in to try

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<v Speaker 3>to get your support.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I am one hundred percent on your set. I

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<v Speaker 1>asked a question, why wouldn't you ask out somebody if

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<v Speaker 1>you liked that? Okay, it was more of a philosophical Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>it made sense in my hand.

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<v Speaker 3>You heard him, Jeff, you heard the answer. You're the

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<v Speaker 3>one that asked, well, why haven't you asked her out yet?

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<v Speaker 3>And he was like, oh, yeah, well maybe I should.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, I'll be honest, the question backfired on me, so

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<v Speaker 1>it did.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it really seemed to have backfired on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff, Well, let me get back on track here and

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<v Speaker 1>ask Keith another question. Why don't you go out on

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<v Speaker 1>another date with this great woman that you already have

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<v Speaker 1>been out on one date with? Why not do that?

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<v Speaker 1>That seems like a great idea. Listen to your life, coach.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff, Oh, God, the two of you two together.

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<v Speaker 7>To be honest, you kind of convinced me to ask

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<v Speaker 7>out my coworker.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can we just go back to swetnight? That was

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<v Speaker 1>way easier of a concept to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, Keith, this is you're you're living in a fantasy

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<v Speaker 4>world because you don't want to get hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you're doing. You're creating this protective bubble. What

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<v Speaker 2>you need to do is drop that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, this person that you've made up in your mind

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't exist, go with the real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>She does exist, but the relationship is single and I

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<v Speaker 3>am interested, Keith.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you said yourself, Keith, that you had a great

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<v Speaker 1>time and she's the type of girl you've actually been

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<v Speaker 1>looking for.

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<v Speaker 7>Honestly, I'm just really confused because a few minutes ago

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<v Speaker 7>you were all trying to convince you to ask out

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<v Speaker 7>my work friend, I mean girlfriend, and now now you're

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<v Speaker 7>trying to convince you to ask out I'm just so confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Keith. Here's the bottom line is we're running out of time,

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<v Speaker 1>and the whole goal of this phone call is to

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<v Speaker 1>get you to go out on one more a date

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<v Speaker 1>with Tanya, the real woman that you went to sushi

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<v Speaker 1>with the other night. Will you see her one more

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<v Speaker 1>time and we would pay for it?

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, Keith, Okay, Tanya, I need to ask you

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<v Speaker 5>a question first time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, ask me make it fast? Will you move

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<v Speaker 1>in with me? Why? How did you get hurt?

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<v Speaker 4>Swipe Hilarium.

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<v Speaker 3>Lario, It's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you he lived in the van.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody, he wasn't serious. He wasn't serious.

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<v Speaker 6>I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna send you out on another day. No one

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<v Speaker 1>gets a choice, all.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess you never know who you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be meeting on Yeah. Just some guys want to fly

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<v Speaker 1>you to Slovakia. Some guys want you to move in

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<v Speaker 1>with them, even though they're secretly in love with their coworker.

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<v Speaker 2>What is happy.

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<v Speaker 1>On the dating apps?

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<v Speaker 2>I told you he was being serious. You wanted him

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<v Speaker 2>to be joking, and he wasn't be She's still up

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<v Speaker 2>for it. That's the craziest part to me. That's how bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It is stated the dating world. She even said when

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<v Speaker 1>he said that, she was laughing, and she goes, see guys,

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<v Speaker 1>he's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what she likes about him it was not a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't well know what he asked was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if they're honestly going to go

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<v Speaker 1>out again after that whole thing, because it kind of

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<v Speaker 1>ended weird.

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<v Speaker 2>We need an update from her no matter what she decided.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna send Tanya a gift card to Walmart and

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<v Speaker 1>just see what happens, and then maybe if she emails

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<v Speaker 1>us back. I mean, that's the place that's been the

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<v Speaker 1>spot for.

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<v Speaker 4>Her, and then we're going to do an awkward Tuesday

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<v Speaker 4>with him to call Stacy to let her know that

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<v Speaker 4>he's been in love with her for years.

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<v Speaker 1>That might be on the books. He's about to be

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<v Speaker 1>a member of our show, but at least we tried,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what we can promise for you. We will

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<v Speaker 1>try as hard as we can to get you a

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<v Speaker 1>date with that person who is in calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Just email the show and go check out all of

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