Speaker 1: Second Date, up Dated move Over, Monopoly and Charades Naked Twister,
Speaker 1: because the hot new game everyone is going to be
Speaker 1: playing is Tinder Swipe night. We always talk about dating
Speaker 1: trends on our show, and maybe you guys have seen
Speaker 1: this one on social media.
Speaker 2: I have it.
Speaker 1: But apparently you can launch the dating apps on your
Speaker 1: TV and enjoy swiping on people's profiles as your friends
Speaker 1: come and watch and help you pick out who they
Speaker 1: think you should date.
Speaker 2: Guy, can we can we have a show game night
Speaker 2: and go through it nice enough to do the blue
Speaker 2: connection over to my house? Oh? Yeah, do you want.
Speaker 1: Us to help you find your side piece to cheat
Speaker 1: on your husband.
Speaker 2: With these two's profiles?
Speaker 1: Oh for Alexis Jose that could be fun. But one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Tanya, actually did this the other night
Speaker 1: and apparently it sort of worked out for her because
Speaker 1: she needs our health today. But Tanya, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm super excited to be here.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, So your friends are the one that
Speaker 4: swiped right on the person you went out with.
Speaker 3: So basically I got together with eight of my friends. Okay,
Speaker 3: we divided our friend group into two teams, so then
Speaker 3: like each team would look at the TV together, and
Speaker 3: we would kind of look at the dating app and
Speaker 3: we would swipe left or swipe right as a group.
Speaker 2: But how do you win?
Speaker 3: At the end of the night, Whoever matches with the
Speaker 3: most amount of people, they got a little reward. So
Speaker 3: we put together like a little wine basket.
Speaker 4: But if you're just trying to get matches, what does
Speaker 4: that make your friends swipe on the desperate day?
Speaker 2: Can you lower your standards for the purpose of this game?
Speaker 2: I would want to win, so I would just be.
Speaker 3: Our only rule is that you cannot swipe right three
Speaker 3: times in a row at okay, okay, even if you
Speaker 3: choose two in a row that you really like, if
Speaker 3: the third is cuter, more successful, more perfect, fifth, it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I used your two.
Speaker 1: The Hemsworth's brother came up on number swipe left on him.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Chris, so.
Speaker 3: You can see why it would be fun.
Speaker 4: Right, So did you get a d M by the
Speaker 4: end of the night from one of these guys?
Speaker 3: Actually I got three messages from three separate guys. The
Speaker 3: first guy immediately told me that he wants money from me,
Speaker 3: and that's not you.
Speaker 1: Okay, get rid of Guy number one.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay.
Speaker 3: So Guy number two immediately told me that he would
Speaker 3: love to take me to Slovakia, and he went into
Speaker 3: more details, but again extremely creepy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook almost at her honeymoon in Slovakia.
Speaker 2: I've actually heard this beautiful place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess depends on which Yeah, okay, that's right. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you moved on from guy number two, who is
Speaker 1: guy number three.
Speaker 3: His name was Keith.
Speaker 2: Oh god, and at this point, Keith could say anything right.
Speaker 3: At this point, Keith.
Speaker 1: Is married with seven children, but he's a keeper, right, Okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's why I'm reaching out. Because he asked
Speaker 3: me out on a date, and he was really quirky,
Speaker 3: like I thought at first he would just be kind
Speaker 3: of like basic, like a lot of the guys play
Speaker 3: it pretty conservatively on a first date. But this guy
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, let's be spontaneous. I'm going
Speaker 3: to take you out, but first meet me at the Walmart.
Speaker 4: And you agreed to this because it was better than Slovak,
Speaker 4: a little bit better now I think they have Yeah,
Speaker 4: wait what you actually did this? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 3: At this point, I was like, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 3: take a risk. We're gonna get together, and we meet
Speaker 3: up at Walmart. He looks handsome, he smells great, he's
Speaker 3: got duct.
Speaker 2: Tape and a shovel in comparison, at Walmart.
Speaker 1: I should meet my dates there. I'm sure you look great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's an unusual choice.
Speaker 3: The date was not buying his grocries at Walmarts.
Speaker 1: That's not crazy.
Speaker 3: So he was like, well, we're just going to pick
Speaker 3: up something fun for us to do while we're at
Speaker 3: dinner together. And we picked up an or a Gammi kit,
Speaker 3: Like it's going to make sense at the next location.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, all right, scavenger.
Speaker 2: To meet him.
Speaker 4: He couldn't have just gone on his own.
Speaker 3: Made her credit card to pay for so, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I was skeptical at first, but it was kind of
Speaker 3: fun walking down the aisles of a store with a stranger,
Speaker 3: seeing what he liked.
Speaker 1: What I like have very different definitions of but that's okay.
Speaker 2: So where did you guys go to dinner?
Speaker 3: We went to a local sushi spot in Japanese.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: It was honestly so much fun. Like I was laughing
Speaker 3: and laughing and laughing because like we're trying to make
Speaker 3: these little animals and little flowers and they're both just sailing.
Speaker 2: Just look, I mean you sound like you're glowing right now.
Speaker 2: I mean you do.
Speaker 1: We were all skeptical when you were saying, like Walmart
Speaker 1: day like mysteries.
Speaker 2: I'm living in the RV in the parking.
Speaker 1: But this is all sounding actually really good. So tell
Speaker 1: us how did the night end?
Speaker 3: We kissed, and it was one of those things where
Speaker 3: I was like, I texted my friends after. I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: Chinger dates white night. Really uh, it really like works.
Speaker 3: But I haven't heard from him and it's been over
Speaker 3: a week. I'm just gonna confused, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Keith
Speaker 1: for you. You're a animal folding Walmart loving raw sushi
Speaker 1: eating hunk of a man ye description, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: try and get you your second date update right after
Speaker 1: this thank you second date update. It's the classic Walmart
Speaker 1: Origami sushi date manea super played out. That was very unique,
Speaker 1: and that's exactly what Tanya did on her date night
Speaker 1: with Keith. But here's my question, because I can see,
Speaker 1: like Brooks said, Tanya, you were glowing. It seems like
Speaker 1: having drinks, eating sashimi, folding swans. When you told us
Speaker 1: the story, you were even laughing as you were telling.
Speaker 2: It to It was like she was reliving it in
Speaker 2: her mind.
Speaker 1: But here's my concern. Maybe you were having such a
Speaker 1: good time that after a couple of drinks you decided
Speaker 1: to confidently lean over and say to Keith, guess what,
Speaker 1: I didn't just pick you off of Tinder. Six of
Speaker 1: my drunken girlfriends did too during a big swipe.
Speaker 4: Night details I'm trying to would guys care?
Speaker 2: Would it be flattered though that you made the top cut?
Speaker 1: Like I would be more flattered, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: not just you. I would feel like a fish in
Speaker 1: a fish bowl, being like all of my girlfriends chose.
Speaker 4: You all they're talking about.
Speaker 2: Anyway, As a guy.
Speaker 1: It can feel weird to hear that Tany did that
Speaker 1: come up during the first date at all?
Speaker 3: Not at all? No?
Speaker 4: Okay, so you don't probably want us to bring it
Speaker 4: up during this call that.
Speaker 3: I mean, at this point, he'll probably find out a
Speaker 3: lot of things just because it's on the radio. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be one more thing, hopefully that we laugh about,
Speaker 3: right Okay, I just said we can.
Speaker 1: See both good and bad in knowing that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and he's a quirky guy and he feels
Speaker 4: like a guy that can roll with the punches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he likes that you put your faces into
Speaker 1: a program to see what your babies would look like
Speaker 1: in ten years. But we'll see, he just made that
Speaker 1: up as a joke. I do not say that. Well,
Speaker 1: I won't say anything. I'll just ask him why he's
Speaker 1: not calling you back for another doll. We'll keep it basic.
Speaker 1: Here we go, the doll's number right now. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're looking to speak with Keith.
Speaker 5: Who is this?
Speaker 1: Is this Keith?
Speaker 5: This is Keith?
Speaker 1: Because you know during this thing that we're doing, is
Speaker 1: I'm the one who asked questions. Is a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: You love a little aggressive Well, I'm taking charge.
Speaker 1: I'm intimidated by Keith.
Speaker 2: You're intimidated masculine voice, and I'm scary. It's a beta
Speaker 2: malef Okay.
Speaker 1: Keith, listen to me. We're radio show. We want to
Speaker 1: ask you about your dating life.
Speaker 5: Well, okay, how can I help I guess?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm still a little scared. We're honestly just
Speaker 1: asking because one of our listeners went out on a
Speaker 1: date with you the other night and had a really
Speaker 1: good time, and now she's a little bit confused why
Speaker 1: there hasn't been a second date yet. Oh you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little complicated.
Speaker 4: This is Tanya right, as complicated as Ogami.
Speaker 5: I told you about the og Huh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't believe that you said meet me at
Speaker 4: a Walmart parking lot and she agreed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, So, like I was just trying to feel
Speaker 6: out the vibes, like if someone's like you, no Walmart,
Speaker 6: like too low brow, Like that's probably not the person
Speaker 6: I want to date, you know, it's more about a stranger.
Speaker 1: But Tanya sounded like she was into the idea, So
Speaker 1: that sounds like a good thing. Why wouldn't you be
Speaker 1: getting back to her?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of have like another relationship situation going
Speaker 5: on right now.
Speaker 2: Like how serious? Well then, why did you ask, like
Speaker 2: you're dating other people or.
Speaker 7: You're No, it's not other people, it's just it's this girl.
Speaker 5: I know we're through work.
Speaker 1: You're dating someone at your work?
Speaker 7: Well, I wouldn't say dating.
Speaker 5: We haven't gone on a date before.
Speaker 1: Oh you're just okay. Now I'm confused. What what now?
Speaker 4: It sounds like the opposite, just looking up?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 7: No, No, we haven't done anything physical.
Speaker 1: Have you spoken with this girl.
Speaker 5: In a professional way, like I'll send her email, correspondence
Speaker 5: and anything simple hello and goodbye.
Speaker 4: You're just saying that you have a crush on someone
Speaker 4: at your workplace, is what it sounds like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's like an emotional, one sided relationship, like
Speaker 5: I wouldn't want to cheat on her.
Speaker 2: You know, emotionally, let's not put relationship. You don't want
Speaker 2: to cheat on her?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, because you know we're in a relationship, but.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know that, is it? Like you back?
Speaker 1: Have you talked to her? Do you know how she
Speaker 1: feels about this? Well?
Speaker 5: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Relationship is a very strong word that you used at
Speaker 1: the very beginning there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Is this all?
Speaker 4: Is this all like trying You're trying to get out
Speaker 4: of going on a date with Tanya?
Speaker 2: Like, are you trying to Are you making stuff up
Speaker 2: on the floor?
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, Tanya was great.
Speaker 1: Are you accusing him of making up a fake emotional girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's plausible. Because like you're all over the board,
Speaker 2: like you don't want to cheat.
Speaker 7: On her, but then you isn't that how feelings are.
Speaker 5: They're messy. It's like someone from work.
Speaker 7: I'm not trying to get in trouble with h Like
Speaker 7: it's so complicated, but you don't you don't know.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just ask her out on a date?
Speaker 1: If you really are that indo her and see what
Speaker 1: she says.
Speaker 2: Are we talking about Tanya the girl?
Speaker 1: Why don't you ask a girl out at work if
Speaker 1: you're really that into her?
Speaker 5: I guess I could.
Speaker 7: I guess that's great.
Speaker 2: You don't even exactly interested.
Speaker 1: He's no.
Speaker 5: But that's the thing, Like it would be devastating if
Speaker 5: she said no, it would crush me.
Speaker 1: Well, then it's fine. Then you get an emotional rebound
Speaker 1: girl to emotionally rebound.
Speaker 2: That's what we're gonna say that Tanya is.
Speaker 1: Well, Tanya could be your emotional friend with benefits.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We need to check with her. I
Speaker 2: don't know if she'd be cool with that.
Speaker 1: Let's just ask her right now, because I gotta let
Speaker 1: you know. Tanya is on the other line listening. Your
Speaker 1: emotional friend with benefits wants to Tanya has been listening. Yes,
Speaker 1: Tanya has been there, the only.
Speaker 2: Woman you've actually gone out with in person.
Speaker 3: I have a great question, and hi, Keith seeing not
Speaker 3: a question for Keith, though, it's a question for Jeff. Oh,
Speaker 3: why would you encourage Keith to ask out somebody from
Speaker 3: his work when you know I called in to try
Speaker 3: to get your support.
Speaker 1: No, I am one hundred percent on your set. I
Speaker 1: asked a question, why wouldn't you ask out somebody if
Speaker 1: you liked that? Okay, it was more of a philosophical Jeff,
Speaker 1: it made sense in my hand.
Speaker 3: You heard him, Jeff, you heard the answer. You're the
Speaker 3: one that asked, well, why haven't you asked her out yet?
Speaker 3: And he was like, oh, yeah, well maybe I should.
Speaker 1: Exactly, I'll be honest, the question backfired on me, so
Speaker 1: it did.
Speaker 3: No, it really seemed to have backfired on me.
Speaker 1: Jeff, Well, let me get back on track here and
Speaker 1: ask Keith another question. Why don't you go out on
Speaker 1: another date with this great woman that you already have
Speaker 1: been out on one date with? Why not do that?
Speaker 1: That seems like a great idea. Listen to your life, coach.
Speaker 2: Jeff, Oh, God, the two of you two together.
Speaker 7: To be honest, you kind of convinced me to ask
Speaker 7: out my coworker.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank god.
Speaker 1: Okay, can we just go back to swetnight? That was
Speaker 1: way easier of a concept to me.
Speaker 4: Listen, Keith, this is you're you're living in a fantasy
Speaker 4: world because you don't want to get hurt.
Speaker 2: That's what you're doing. You're creating this protective bubble. What
Speaker 2: you need to do is drop that.
Speaker 4: Okay, this person that you've made up in your mind
Speaker 4: doesn't exist, go with the real thing.
Speaker 1: She doesn't.
Speaker 3: She does exist, but the relationship is single and I
Speaker 3: am interested, Keith.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said yourself, Keith, that you had a great
Speaker 1: time and she's the type of girl you've actually been
Speaker 1: looking for.
Speaker 7: Honestly, I'm just really confused because a few minutes ago
Speaker 7: you were all trying to convince you to ask out
Speaker 7: my work friend, I mean girlfriend, and now now you're
Speaker 7: trying to convince you to ask out I'm just so confused.
Speaker 1: Keith. Here's the bottom line is we're running out of time,
Speaker 1: and the whole goal of this phone call is to
Speaker 1: get you to go out on one more a date
Speaker 1: with Tanya, the real woman that you went to sushi
Speaker 1: with the other night. Will you see her one more
Speaker 1: time and we would pay for it?
Speaker 5: Come on, Keith, Okay, Tanya, I need to ask you
Speaker 5: a question first time.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, ask me make it fast? Will you move
Speaker 1: in with me? Why? How did you get hurt?
Speaker 4: Swipe Hilarium.
Speaker 3: Lario, It's so funny.
Speaker 2: I told you he lived in the van.
Speaker 1: Anybody, he wasn't serious. He wasn't serious.
Speaker 6: I wasn't.
Speaker 1: We're gonna send you out on another day. No one
Speaker 1: gets a choice, all.
Speaker 5: Right, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess you never know who you're going to
Speaker 1: be meeting on Yeah. Just some guys want to fly
Speaker 1: you to Slovakia. Some guys want you to move in
Speaker 1: with them, even though they're secretly in love with their coworker.
Speaker 2: What is happy.
Speaker 1: On the dating apps?
Speaker 2: I told you he was being serious. You wanted him
Speaker 2: to be joking, and he wasn't be She's still up
Speaker 2: for it. That's the craziest part to me. That's how bad.
Speaker 1: It is stated the dating world. She even said when
Speaker 1: he said that, she was laughing, and she goes, see guys,
Speaker 1: he's funny.
Speaker 2: That's what she likes about him it was not a joke.
Speaker 2: I don't well know what he asked was supposed to
Speaker 2: be a joke.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they're honestly going to go
Speaker 1: out again after that whole thing, because it kind of
Speaker 1: ended weird.
Speaker 2: We need an update from her no matter what she decided.
Speaker 1: We're gonna send Tanya a gift card to Walmart and
Speaker 1: just see what happens, and then maybe if she emails
Speaker 1: us back. I mean, that's the place that's been the
Speaker 1: spot for.
Speaker 4: Her, and then we're going to do an awkward Tuesday
Speaker 4: with him to call Stacy to let her know that
Speaker 4: he's been in love with her for years.
Speaker 1: That might be on the books. He's about to be
Speaker 1: a member of our show, but at least we tried,
Speaker 1: and that's what we can promise for you. We will
Speaker 1: try as hard as we can to get you a
Speaker 1: date with that person who is in calling you back.
Speaker 1: Just email the show and go check out all of
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