Speaker 1: Rincon and contrat me only Kama.
Speaker 2: Name as rest three something.
Speaker 3: Previously on Princess of South Beach, Astralia has lied to
Speaker 3: her girlfriend Sarah twice about her road trip to find Gabby,
Speaker 3: her missing X. Honestly, it's been pretty sad to watch.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 3: Stevan is finally starting his dream job as Mayor of
Speaker 3: Miami and hopefully that comes with a good salary because
Speaker 3: his ex Luisa is charging him rent for staying at
Speaker 3: La Casa Rosa.
Speaker 2: My baby is ba row.
Speaker 5: His credit cards are maxed out.
Speaker 3: And meanwhile, Luisa has become close with her new friend Victoria,
Speaker 3: who seems to have a little history with his stay
Speaker 3: on somehow, Okay, it is getting so juicy, but not
Speaker 3: as juicy as what Officer Houseman is about to tell
Speaker 3: Raoul about the real star of the story.
Speaker 6: Me, Raoul, are you sitting down? Please? Sit down? My
Speaker 6: boss told me I have to make sure people are
Speaker 6: sitting down before I give them bad news.
Speaker 7: I'm sitting down in the car while I'm driving. Does
Speaker 7: that work? Can please somelling? What's going on now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You shouldn't be driving. No, you don't drive. I think
Speaker 6: it's best you pull over.
Speaker 7: Just a second. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 6: We found your father's car. We've been doing a lot
Speaker 6: of sweeps in the Everglades. In his car got dredged,
Speaker 6: and how do I put this? We found a lot
Speaker 6: of blood in the trunk.
Speaker 2: So that's it. Then he's really good.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, okay, we still haven't recovered the body. But no,
Speaker 6: I don't want to give you any false hope.
Speaker 2: So this is a chance he's still alive.
Speaker 6: Well, technically, no, I don't. I wouldn't say hope. I
Speaker 6: wouldn't say I want to keep you home.
Speaker 2: I knew and I felt it in my heart. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: he's alive. I'm gonna hang on with him. I bet
Speaker 2: that's not what maybe the next thing?
Speaker 6: Can you stop interrupting me? Can you please stop them? Okay,
Speaker 6: Technically it's an open case. Given the cars location and
Speaker 6: the nest of alligators nearby, we don't think it's likely
Speaker 6: he survived. Okay, because even if he did, the gators
Speaker 6: are not particularly friendly, and there's like six or seven
Speaker 6: huge ones, and I think there's a momma gator in there,
Speaker 6: and those bitches.
Speaker 4: Can be mean.
Speaker 6: I'll bite your arm clean off. The point is it's
Speaker 6: unlikely we will ever find him. Maybe a piece of
Speaker 6: him or something like a leg or an arm, but
Speaker 6: like not his whole body. I'm very sorry. We are
Speaker 6: going to file his death certificate today.
Speaker 2: Do you have any idea who did this?
Speaker 6: If I had to guess, I'd say the organized crime,
Speaker 6: maybe the Russians or could be Cuban spies. There's also
Speaker 6: a gang of kids on ATVs that have been causing
Speaker 6: a lot of trouble lately. Oh my god, those scare
Speaker 6: me the most kids are scary. The point is, uh,
Speaker 6: we're trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2: So basically you don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for the.
Speaker 6: Update anytime, Raoul, and hey, stay safe out there.
Speaker 8: So what was it?
Speaker 7: They found my dad's car and there was blood in
Speaker 7: the trunk?
Speaker 8: Oh hey, oh no? And did they uh find anyone
Speaker 8: else's DNA or like an a corilla now with a
Speaker 8: fire print on it or it's something like that. I'm
Speaker 8: just spitballing.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 7: No, they have no leads and they're calling it.
Speaker 2: He's officially dead.
Speaker 8: Oh what a relief. Do at least have some closure?
Speaker 8: I mean, well, I'm really sorry. I can drive. Do
Speaker 8: you need me to drive?
Speaker 2: I learned to see through my tears. Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: I gonna wrete that down.
Speaker 7: What I've been doing music therapy since puppy went missing.
Speaker 7: Helps me process my feelings. I learned you through my te.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, Well, well, well don't worry. Okay, we're
Speaker 8: gonna find those sons of bitches.
Speaker 2: Let's let's just get out of here.
Speaker 4: What is going on?
Speaker 2: The hindered dead? Why did the engine out to die?
Speaker 2: The engine did nothing wrong?
Speaker 7: Okay, maybe did take a couple of bad lads with
Speaker 7: the mom, but some on engines.
Speaker 8: Hey, get it together. Okay, it's gonna be okay, Okay,
Speaker 8: you're hugging me, I'm hugging down. Okay, did your Christmas gift?
Speaker 8: Don't ask me for shit?
Speaker 7: Thanks, thanks, sister.
Speaker 2: I feel better. Now we should we should check what's
Speaker 2: going on in the car.
Speaker 8: Well, how long has that check engine light been up?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: That's what that light is.
Speaker 7: I thought it was like check you have an engine
Speaker 7: or systems goal.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna give you a pass because your daddy is dead.
Speaker 8: Looks like there's a gas station off the next exit.
Speaker 8: We can see what's going on there.
Speaker 3: Watch out, estraya little starfish the secret of who killed
Speaker 3: me won't stay buried forever. And while those two are
Speaker 3: dealing with engine trouble and Stevan is dealing with.
Speaker 5: A mob, shall we say performance anxiety?
Speaker 9: We should you got this?
Speaker 2: You got this, you this, You got this, you got this,
Speaker 2: you got this? Hello, good morning? Why is my voice
Speaker 2: a high?
Speaker 8: Mmm?
Speaker 4: Hello? All?
Speaker 2: Good morning. It's great to be here. Hello, good morning,
Speaker 2: great to be here. Yes, I am the mayor. I
Speaker 2: am the mayor.
Speaker 10: Oh, Mayor Calderon, the council is waiting for you.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, thank you, thank you. You can do this.
Speaker 4: You can do this.
Speaker 2: Jeez, I am the mayor. I sound like a robot. Okay,
Speaker 2: not you believed in you don't let him down now.
Speaker 10: Mayor Calderon, might I say you were looking fantastic for
Speaker 10: day number one?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: What was your name again?
Speaker 7: Hell Oggs, sir, callog like the cereal.
Speaker 10: It's a family name.
Speaker 11: Sir.
Speaker 2: Wait, why are you here?
Speaker 10: I was assigned to be chief of staff while you
Speaker 10: were indisposed.
Speaker 2: Sir, But you're a child.
Speaker 10: I'm twenty six, sir, or, as my mother still likes
Speaker 10: to say, three hundred and twelve months.
Speaker 2: Right, I'll have to look into that. Where am I going.
Speaker 10: We're meeting with the city council. They want to hear
Speaker 10: your picks for deputy mayor is a deputy and review
Speaker 10: the Transportation Department's new proposal. Sure, and get you to
Speaker 10: sign off on a new city ordinance.
Speaker 2: That seems like booth lot. I just got here.
Speaker 10: You were supposed to assign the deputy mayor this morning,
Speaker 10: but you are five hours late, which is bad here
Speaker 10: in Miami, but great if you're an Iceland.
Speaker 1: They didn't tell me there was a specific time I
Speaker 1: had to be here. You can't expect the Cuban to
Speaker 1: show up on time. Don't I get to decide when
Speaker 1: my day starts? I am the mayor?
Speaker 10: Well, the previous mayor generally started the day at eight
Speaker 10: am every day, well not on weekends, but yes, generally
Speaker 10: eight am.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well that's that's not gonna work with me
Speaker 1: because my mornings are sacred.
Speaker 10: Correctly, why if I may suggest sir ah?
Speaker 1: I don't need suggestions from an intern. Okay, why is
Speaker 1: this door not opening? I'm pulling so damn hard? Can
Speaker 1: we call make that it's right?
Speaker 10: It's just a push door.
Speaker 2: Yes, well I knew.
Speaker 12: That Mayor Calderon. Nice of you to finally show.
Speaker 1: Up, Councilwoman Cunningham, My apologies, there was a small mix
Speaker 1: up with a schedule.
Speaker 12: What was there a backup on the golf course?
Speaker 2: Yes, oh you do.
Speaker 1: I was stuck on the links forever. Some people should
Speaker 1: just stick to the putt put right.
Speaker 13: I was joking, mister Calderon. It's one pm. We've been
Speaker 13: waiting for you for hours. Look, I know you're used
Speaker 13: to a certain lifestyle, but here at City Hall we
Speaker 13: actually work for a living. I would have thought you'd
Speaker 13: had learned some work ethic while you were on the
Speaker 13: chain gang.
Speaker 2: They don't even have chain gangs anymore.
Speaker 12: Okay, now we can just get down to business.
Speaker 13: We need your sign off on the new highway that
Speaker 13: the DOT has proposed.
Speaker 1: Ah, sure, okay, I don't see the problem with.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 9: Actually there's a huge problem, mister Mayor, I'm counselman.
Speaker 2: Better is that highway would run right through my district.
Speaker 2: We would have to tear down a school and displace
Speaker 2: in dozens of families.
Speaker 1: Okay, then no highway.
Speaker 13: Well, then how do you propose we fix the traffic
Speaker 13: problems on ninety five my district? Runs along the highway route.
Speaker 13: Constituents are fed up. The pollution from the idling cars
Speaker 13: is causing asthma in children.
Speaker 7: Okay, then new highway it is. And how do you
Speaker 7: propose we pay for.
Speaker 14: This new highway?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: How much could it be?
Speaker 10: The budget report puts the late assessment at three hundred
Speaker 10: sir thousand, that million.
Speaker 4: Through.
Speaker 1: No, I guess that's what income taxes are for it?
Speaker 7: This god pie, there's no state income tax in Florida
Speaker 7: called therone.
Speaker 2: Don't you know anything?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, your life cored. I'm was testing you. Hey, good work,
Speaker 2: benef you know.
Speaker 1: I think I know exactly how to solve this problem.
Speaker 1: I just I need to grab my briefcase. I'm just
Speaker 1: going to pop into my office quickly I can grab it. Sir, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: thank you, Kellogg, Kellogg, you just stay here and I'll
Speaker 1: be right back.
Speaker 10: It's a pulled door.
Speaker 12: Mister Calderone, mister Calroone, where are you going?
Speaker 2: You just breathe? Why do they always make this girl?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: You see?
Speaker 7: I thought I thought it would be kissing babies.
Speaker 2: I'm opening a grocery stores. Oh not sure you know
Speaker 2: what to do? The hypervent. I can't breathe e out,
Speaker 2: en out like that guy showed you that could be good?
Speaker 3: What can I say? I wasn't appreciated in my time. Now,
Speaker 3: let's switch from political troubles the car troubles.
Speaker 7: And kay, yep, she's dead.
Speaker 9: Looks like you're out of oil too, And the muffler
Speaker 9: is busted. And I don't like the look of that
Speaker 9: spark plug neither.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 8: Oh can you fix it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: Sure I can fix it, but it ain't gonna be cheap.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, and this little puppy's gonna take all day.
Speaker 8: Great, just great, another day wasted. Well, at least we
Speaker 8: got the bill covered, Am I right?
Speaker 4: Rol?
Speaker 7: Yeah, totally, I totally got this. Why don't wait, gentlemen,
Speaker 7: go to a business and leave this gentle lady to
Speaker 7: freshen up?
Speaker 8: Ky, why are you trying to sound like Christy?
Speaker 7: I'm just parting to be polite to come membese Chipple
Speaker 7: wrists anymore.
Speaker 8: Whatever, I'm gonna get some snacks. Oh, looks say there's
Speaker 8: a county there nearby, so we could check that out
Speaker 8: while we're here.
Speaker 10: At least.
Speaker 7: Yeah that sounds good. So what's the damage? How much
Speaker 7: are we talking?
Speaker 9: All right, let's see here between parts and labor, we're
Speaker 9: looking at least three grand here three grand?
Speaker 7: Is there like a legway plan or some financing you
Speaker 7: can do?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: Sorry, no cashi, no fix.
Speaker 7: See Uh okay, fine, I just I need to make
Speaker 7: a phone call.
Speaker 2: Sure thing.
Speaker 9: You holler at me when you've got the money, and
Speaker 9: I'll start working real quick.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know what to do. Hey, Raoul, how's
Speaker 2: it going?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: I'm doing okay, listen right now. It's not as a
Speaker 2: great time. It's not a very good time for me. Sorry.
Speaker 11: I know it's a bit out of the blue, you know,
Speaker 11: but I don't. You had said to call if I
Speaker 11: ever needed anything, come.
Speaker 4: To the call.
Speaker 11: I need something, but it's not big deal. But my
Speaker 11: puppy was actually a lot of I know, like a lot.
Speaker 11: So if you could help, I'm on the road trip
Speaker 11: right now. My car broke down. Going you and I
Speaker 11: you know, I keep preaching out of my pockets, but
Speaker 11: nothing's coming out. You know what that's like? Probably not
Speaker 11: because you're you're rich, right, You're rich, and help me.
Speaker 2: Look, Raoul, really, I DELI.
Speaker 1: I'd love to help you, but I am actually I'm
Speaker 1: I'm having some money troubles on my own, and I can.
Speaker 4: You're the richest man in Florida.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, and I want to get into that.
Speaker 4: And you said if I needed anything.
Speaker 7: I meant it more on the you know, emotional thing.
Speaker 4: I would have Lisa, but she already told me she
Speaker 4: won't know me in more money.
Speaker 2: I'm broke. I'm broke, Raoul, Okay, I'm broke. Louisa took everything.
Speaker 1: I would love to help you, miho, but I literally
Speaker 1: don't know how I'm going to pay rent this month.
Speaker 7: And I mister Mayor, what.
Speaker 10: The counsel is waiting for you? And they need the
Speaker 10: answer on the budget.
Speaker 2: I'm really really sorry. I have got to go.
Speaker 7: Hey, wait, wait, may I come in, sir?
Speaker 2: Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 10: Her stays are hard.
Speaker 1: They he's just it's not I wasn't expecting this.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Mayor sounds like a sexy job, but it's really
Speaker 10: just running a kindergarten full of angry middle aged raccoons.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 10: If I may offer a suggestion, sir says, and go
Speaker 10: for it. Well, I do know someone you might want
Speaker 10: to ask for help, but you probably won't like who
Speaker 10: it is.
Speaker 7: At this point I'll take all the help I can get.
Speaker 10: I'll make the call.
Speaker 3: Turns out mayor isn't the glamorous job we thought it
Speaker 3: would be. I wonder if a stey one will get
Speaker 3: the help he's looking for anyone. Meanwhile, let's see how
Speaker 3: Raoul works out his money problemstup cup.
Speaker 7: Hey, Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 2: This is Santana. You uh you beat me up last year?
Speaker 4: Can you be more specific?
Speaker 7: You were playing Uno in a Chinese restaurant. You told
Speaker 7: me you were gonna feed my neck to the crocodiles. No,
Speaker 7: my dad's Nacho Santana.
Speaker 4: Nacho Santa joo roo.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I remember you played all over my sweet jacket.
Speaker 15: That was my favorite jacket. You know, my Anthony Rosario,
Speaker 15: she gave me that jacket. I loved that thing and
Speaker 15: it was destroyed. The dry cleaner had a hell of
Speaker 15: a time getting that out. Oh man, But you know
Speaker 15: it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 4: I'm dealing with it.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, Oh, I'm so sorry about that. Just
Speaker 7: send me the bill. So, uh, how you been well?
Speaker 16: You know, I can't complain to him my stuff, you
Speaker 16: know how it is. I hope you're not still mad
Speaker 16: about the beating you know, how was she doing my job?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, of course not. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 7: It must be tough, you know, being a mom guy
Speaker 7: and punching here it is.
Speaker 4: You know, we don't get holidays off. We're always on
Speaker 4: call all hours of the night. You never know when
Speaker 4: you're gonna have to beat somebody up. And we don't
Speaker 4: get benefits. Huh. You know how hard it is to
Speaker 4: find a doctor without insurance. I can't get braces for
Speaker 4: my kids.
Speaker 7: Oh man, you should really consider unionizing.
Speaker 4: Unionizing. Hey, that's not a bad idea. Look at you, normal, Ray.
Speaker 16: I always thought you were, you know, a real smarty
Speaker 16: When I was beating you up there, it was just
Speaker 16: something about you, you know, bighead.
Speaker 4: But enough about me. Yeah, what's up with you?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 7: Actually I was wondering if maybe you could, you know,
Speaker 7: help me out with some cash.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I knew it. Now people only ever call
Speaker 4: me when they need money. I thought we were gonna
Speaker 4: be friends.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, we are. This is a
Speaker 7: friend call the cash is I could have done that
Speaker 7: next week.
Speaker 4: I'm just too mad about the beauty.
Speaker 2: No, no, you.
Speaker 7: Know what, I learned a lot, you know, I learned
Speaker 7: a lot.
Speaker 2: I learned that.
Speaker 7: You know, my my bones grew back stronger than the
Speaker 7: doctor said, so you know I'm stronger now.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Actually this calls about saying thank you. The money is
Speaker 7: just you know, not even.
Speaker 15: Important than it, because I got over the jacket on.
Speaker 16: All right.
Speaker 4: Man, you have no idea how hard it is to make.
Speaker 16: Friends when you're in the mom Everyone is always pretending
Speaker 16: to be a friend because they need something from you.
Speaker 16: I'm glad you called, you know, no, I felt the
Speaker 16: connection with you. I thought we had a lot in common.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, I can punch. I could really use
Speaker 7: a friend too, And but I do need some money though.
Speaker 4: All right, I'll help me out after all. All friends,
Speaker 4: thank you. That's where we are, right.
Speaker 2: Yep, ye, best friends.
Speaker 4: Oh that's what I like to hear. All right, So
Speaker 4: how much you need? Um?
Speaker 2: Three thousand dollars? Three grand?
Speaker 7: You know I have two dollars, So if you got
Speaker 7: two nine and ninety eight, that would work.
Speaker 4: That's that's it. I tellt you. We gonna ask for
Speaker 4: like twenty thirty d You sure all you want is
Speaker 4: three grand? Yes? Yes, yes, Oh man, you're a cheap friend.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 5: Your meal raul me heto, did you learn nothing from
Speaker 5: my untimely demise?
Speaker 17: Don't borrow money from the mob?
Speaker 4: I mean, look at me.
Speaker 17: I guess my death wasn't actually mob related, but still
Speaker 17: didn't need to brand the jiggo.
Speaker 8: Damn, what took you so long?
Speaker 7: I just have to move some money around in my accounts,
Speaker 7: liquidate some funds. I took care of things with the mechanic.
Speaker 7: But we're gonna have to kill a couple hours. So
Speaker 7: you wanna hit the county Fair. Maybe they'll have funnel cakes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, what else.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna do?
Speaker 7: Hey, isn't that the same neon green car we star
Speaker 7: at the motel?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 8: Oh you're so freaking paranoid. Priuses are really common cars.
Speaker 8: And even if someone in the prius was following us,
Speaker 8: what are they gonna do? Make me vote for Joe Biden?
Speaker 8: Feed me on organic beach, Come on, let's go. I
Speaker 8: want to get a corn dot, but no sharing, and
Speaker 8: don't look at me while I'm eating a dog. I
Speaker 8: don't like putting peenis shape things in.
Speaker 12: My mouth while I'm in the looked in.
Speaker 2: Of course my house. Okay, break and we got.
Speaker 4: At World.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, it is here. Come on, Larry, we
Speaker 10: gotta go coup the corner.
Speaker 8: Hof Jesus, is this what it's like when you leave Miami?
Speaker 2: Lighten up?
Speaker 7: Have you ever been to a county fair before?
Speaker 2: It's fun?
Speaker 8: I don't like anymore. There's too many white people gathered
Speaker 8: in one place. It feels like the sequel.
Speaker 7: To get out. They have a carnival, let's go it.
Speaker 8: They not be any clowns. I do not play with
Speaker 8: clown rabul Look at me. I will not hesitate to
Speaker 8: knock a clown out.
Speaker 2: You always need to feel so safe.
Speaker 7: I love that about you.
Speaker 2: What come over here? Look into my crystal bowl and
Speaker 2: tell me what you see?
Speaker 8: Mm hmmmm m. Don't go over there.
Speaker 2: Oh a fortune teller. I gotta go here.
Speaker 7: I see swirling clowns and a handsome man with plusses.
Speaker 8: That's your reflection, dummy. Oh come on, let's go. Fortune
Speaker 8: tellers are a scam.
Speaker 2: Are you afraid to know what the stars hold for you?
Speaker 2: I can see pain behind those.
Speaker 7: She knows your name, stars, and she knows about Gabby.
Speaker 2: How much for a reading? The first reading is free.
Speaker 2: After that we can talk about the rest. Come there
Speaker 2: is something the universe wants you to hear STIs are
Speaker 2: you coming?
Speaker 8: M I don't play with demons, and she feel demon adjacent.
Speaker 8: I'll be at the ring.
Speaker 7: Toss suit yourself, sit down.
Speaker 2: And lay your palm's face up. I'm nervous. Oh, the
Speaker 2: Five of Cups. You received some unfortunate news today, I did. Oh.
Speaker 18: Oh the Emperor an important man in your life.
Speaker 7: Oh oh, yes, that's my father.
Speaker 18: This spirit is near. Oh my puppy, someone took him
Speaker 18: from you. Someone close? What justice?
Speaker 2: Yes, the person responsible for your father's fate.
Speaker 7: They are near.
Speaker 2: Ahyo, meo mijito.
Speaker 3: If you only knew, they're even closer than you think.
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