Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision? What
Speaker 1: is ready? Alien dick? Like you think I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: something whatever I can?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what if you had the first mulatto
Speaker 2: alien baby?
Speaker 1: Okay, for real, for real? Why are you making it?
Speaker 3: Meg?
Speaker 1: I know you the baby might half humans? Are we starting?
Speaker 1: Why are we starting this way? Many? I wanted to start.
Speaker 1: You don't want kids, But if you knew he was
Speaker 1: about to have the first.
Speaker 2: Mutant, I wouldn't have no, because there's a there's an
Speaker 2: actual movie I remember watching when I was a little
Speaker 2: kid and they had an alien baby and she died
Speaker 2: giving an alien baby because it was too powerful. I
Speaker 2: don't want to die giving birth to a nigga. I
Speaker 2: don't even won't.
Speaker 1: Science is forward. I don't give up. It's not forward
Speaker 1: enough of these aliens.
Speaker 4: Okay, bro, what if you were like three months and
Speaker 4: you just look like that quintuplet lady. You know how
Speaker 4: when ladies be having like more than two kids, and
Speaker 4: if you looking like an oval?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to whereever state allows me to yo.
Speaker 1: They probably wouldn't lay you because they would make you
Speaker 1: keep it for time. I'm not keeping ship for the government. Bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't even like them, crack because you think I'm
Speaker 2: keeping something for the government.
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll give you a choice not to
Speaker 1: give them all their money. Okay, Oh same the irs
Speaker 1: my account and I talked to yesterday. I said I
Speaker 1: think I made more than that.
Speaker 2: He said, well, you did, But I said, oh, that's right,
Speaker 2: that's right, I did not.
Speaker 1: I did not, y'all. Welcome to another episode of horrid blood.
Speaker 2: This is the old what's up, y'all? Damn, I was
Speaker 2: going to get into my little Aka's a little girl. Damn,
Speaker 2: you could do it after I say my name? Why
Speaker 2: you gotta be so adan from gunn? A bad day,
Speaker 2: I'm having such y'all. I have been on the West
Speaker 2: Coast for like a week and a half and I'm fed.
Speaker 1: We could tell by the cargoes in the dunk Hunt. Bitch.
Speaker 1: First off, I had no clothes and went to fucking
Speaker 1: h and a Mizzara. I wouldn't say in you' off
Speaker 1: it was bad. I'm just saying this to la. Look, no,
Speaker 1: this this is my look. This is how I'll be
Speaker 1: dressing in New York.
Speaker 2: Now, okay, this is definitely it is done. It's cargoes
Speaker 2: in a tank talk because I can't. I had zero
Speaker 2: clothes at all. But this is this not a Cali look. No,
Speaker 2: this is Everyone in the US dresses like this right now,
Speaker 2: high schoolers, Middle America, the South. So I say it's
Speaker 2: a Cali look because it's very like maybe let me
Speaker 2: let me clarify. You may dress like this in New York,
Speaker 2: but LA girls dress like this every day because they
Speaker 2: don't do anything else, no shade, no tea, like y'all know,
Speaker 2: you can't don't not a dress it.
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 4: That's why when someone in LA does dress well, they're like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, where are they from?
Speaker 1: But this is their look even in the club.
Speaker 2: You magan, it seemed like girls on hot. So this
Speaker 2: ain't I ain't even gonna get.
Speaker 1: This is a cute outfit for the day.
Speaker 2: This is everyone's look right now, right but even high
Speaker 2: schoolers like this is not an l A thing.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not a high schooler, but I don't dress
Speaker 2: like this at night time in the club, but LA
Speaker 2: girls do.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: This is their like repertoire. I like it because I
Speaker 2: like that to know, that you could pull a nigg
Speaker 2: in anything. I ain't trying to wear no bandage dress
Speaker 2: no more.
Speaker 1: Like to the club, I don't nobody wears band I would.
Speaker 1: It's together.
Speaker 4: I don't really think that like people are putting effort
Speaker 4: into what they're wearing for a night out anymore.
Speaker 1: And to me, like, I don't. I don't like that
Speaker 1: lack of it effort In New York.
Speaker 4: I do find that girls even in Atlanta too, girls
Speaker 4: really will do it up for a night out. And
Speaker 4: I appreciate that. I don't like like the laziness of dressing.
Speaker 2: I think it's kind of like, E, you don't mind
Speaker 2: girls being super casual.
Speaker 1: I know, I love like.
Speaker 2: I just I just got hella likes in the comments,
Speaker 2: like someone even said calling girls out who don't put
Speaker 2: makeup on when they go out. Like the last time
Speaker 2: I was here, bitch, I was straight from Greece. My
Speaker 2: tan was popping. I went to highlight room with no
Speaker 2: makeup and bitch had all the niggas got numbers that night,
Speaker 2: and my one niggas like, you look really cute. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't doubt you're a pretty girl. I don't doubt
Speaker 2: that you won't get men.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying like I appreciate when people like put
Speaker 4: on a fit, and I don't think that anybody, because
Speaker 4: of trends today, like really like to do it anymore.
Speaker 4: But I like seeing a well put together outfit, and
Speaker 4: I think that it does make someone stand out when
Speaker 4: you see them rock some shit well. Like even for
Speaker 4: fashion Week, I was like kind of looking because I
Speaker 4: love to see, like what everybody been putting on. I
Speaker 4: was like, okay, there's maybe two things I can remember.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just think fashion is so subjective. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of shit that some people may like. I
Speaker 2: don't like a lot of shit. I think you and
Speaker 2: me dress completely different. I just think fashion is subjective.
Speaker 2: So I think I like an effortless look, girls that
Speaker 2: don't try too much.
Speaker 1: I think you can't put shit on. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just not into looking. Me and my friends we
Speaker 2: all dress different. When I tell you, I don't like
Speaker 2: looking at when nobody have on because we all dress
Speaker 2: so different. I just don't even judge people no more.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you majority of the people that I
Speaker 2: do know, I don't like how they dress.
Speaker 1: But that's just me.
Speaker 4: I'll be going out sometimes to like dinners and shit,
Speaker 4: and I'd be like, damn, bitch, if you can't put
Speaker 4: on motherfucking heels to go to dinner, woo can would you.
Speaker 1: Go and put it on?
Speaker 3: Fuff?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: How the fuck is the man having a napkin over
Speaker 4: down to his knee, you know, waiting on you putting
Speaker 4: your purse on a stool and you wearing a crop top, like, oh,
Speaker 4: come on.
Speaker 1: But maybe that's why I like niggas are dressed gay
Speaker 1: you and.
Speaker 2: Do because I went over the do a little something
Speaker 2: for me like, oh, come and do. I don't want
Speaker 2: no nigga to kill. I'm sorry, I don't that's I'm
Speaker 2: not interested in that look.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: We some I've realized, like people be saying the kilt
Speaker 4: shit is very Kanye, And even though Kanye has trend
Speaker 4: said it so many things, he's been slat.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: The barefoot, the sock with the platform bottom, it's a
Speaker 4: noe for me.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. His bitch be looking crazy, What
Speaker 1: the hell? Why does she got a stock in her face?
Speaker 1: I understand you guys.
Speaker 4: Want to put your kinks out there, Come on, horrible decisions.
Speaker 4: Don't go on the street. Could that shit be looking nuts?
Speaker 1: No, it does. I saw I told you I saw
Speaker 1: him barefoot at the Webster. I did tell you that.
Speaker 3: M M.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I went to the Webster here in LA
Speaker 4: and I literally was like, oh shit, and I just
Speaker 4: saw some security with it let me into the story.
Speaker 1: I wasn't close to him, but the first.
Speaker 4: Thing I thought is, Oh, maybe he's trying shoes on,
Speaker 4: because he doesn't have shoes on, Like he must be
Speaker 4: trying on shoes. And then a week later he was
Speaker 4: in the tabloids for wearing no motherfucks shoes.
Speaker 2: Well, his Caucasian woman is rubbing off on him because
Speaker 2: we know that as the white person. When the last
Speaker 2: time Kanye had your barefoot?
Speaker 1: Who Amber, You're not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: She don't even acknowledge her blackness like that, don't he
Speaker 2: doesn't know. She got into it with Joscelyn over it.
Speaker 2: She she like does not claim to be black. She
Speaker 2: says that the black community doesn't really accept her with
Speaker 2: open arms, but she is biracial.
Speaker 4: She is not the black community doesn't accept her with
Speaker 4: open arms or like they don't always see her as black,
Speaker 4: so she identifies as mulatto.
Speaker 1: Biracial but not black. Sure, babe.
Speaker 4: Actually, when you just said Joscelyn, I was on live
Speaker 4: the other day and someone said, if you could give
Speaker 4: your top three guests for horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: Honestly on.
Speaker 2: Bruh, did you are you watching Josh's carat I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna lie. I did want her on until the the
Speaker 2: way she now, the way she treats them girls is like,
Speaker 2: oh no, I feel like I would have to check her,
Speaker 2: and then I feel like she would get loud, and
Speaker 2: then I don't feel like we would be able to
Speaker 2: finish the episode, like because it's just so bad. How
Speaker 2: she treats them, how she lays her hands on them,
Speaker 2: it's very pimpish.
Speaker 4: Well, there's a few things that I think I'm seeing
Speaker 4: from Jocelyn and why I feel like checking her in
Speaker 4: an interview could go different. I don't need Jocelyn for anything.
Speaker 4: I enjoy her content, and I think that when she's
Speaker 4: up like in this like I'm your brain, like I'm
Speaker 4: your brass, like you gotta make me money type of
Speaker 4: like brain. I think that's why she talks to them
Speaker 4: like that. But the interviews I've seen of Jocelyn, I
Speaker 4: kind of enjoy her in like.
Speaker 1: She's fun.
Speaker 4: She doesn't seem like she's not smiling, but she's like
Speaker 4: and she.
Speaker 2: Also has such a persona with those bitches. And granted
Speaker 2: the cameras are on, I don't know, but that last
Speaker 2: clip with her talking about where is your hair?
Speaker 1: Ada Piccia, bitch, where is your hair? I got wearing
Speaker 1: a wig?
Speaker 2: Who else would be on your listen, jesus, Saucy Santana.
Speaker 2: I want to say Suki Hannah, but I've seen so
Speaker 2: many interviews of her now that don't want Suki on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course I'd want her on, but like as far
Speaker 2: as like up up up there, Saucy, I just love
Speaker 2: when I saw him with Mona, I got my fixed,
Speaker 2: But I do feel like we could have some fun
Speaker 2: different on here too.
Speaker 1: Who else would be on there?
Speaker 2: For me?
Speaker 1: I love Kevin Gates.
Speaker 2: I want Kevin Okay, I love him the white guy.
Speaker 1: Just of course he's white. That's why I don't I
Speaker 1: think I just saw.
Speaker 2: I just saw the video of him only because he
Speaker 2: called out a network who didn't pay him. Other than that,
Speaker 2: have no clue we that's the only one I watched, Saucy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Kevin Gates saucy and I would just want more porn
Speaker 2: stars I want. I want to stay true to to
Speaker 2: the brand. I want to bring more porn stars. I
Speaker 2: want some old heads on. I want some some of
Speaker 2: the old like men from porn. I still still I
Speaker 2: still want uh Pinky if we could ever get Pinky
Speaker 2: to come on.
Speaker 1: I want Pinky on.
Speaker 2: I want Cherokee to ask one Jada fire, I want
Speaker 2: all I want all the porn legends on. I think
Speaker 2: that those have been really fun episodes. And yeah, Salcy, I.
Speaker 1: Like is like the so I have been doing like
Speaker 1: some scouting for.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to not say it but basically say it
Speaker 4: was basically people that had been taken advantage of. I
Speaker 4: feel like there's a blanket way of saying it in
Speaker 4: the early two thousand in an industry, it's not my show,
Speaker 4: it's something I'm helping cast for. Literally, they hired a PI,
Speaker 4: which is only a few hundred dollars when you want
Speaker 4: to get like a phone number or something. They hired
Speaker 4: a PI to get some of those people's numbers in
Speaker 4: contact info. And it's like almost it's so hard, it's
Speaker 4: so hard to get in touch with these people. So
Speaker 4: like to have Havana and Jason on is so special
Speaker 4: because they're still out there with a personality and want
Speaker 4: to talk. But a lot of those previous you know,
Speaker 4: porn stars and stuff like, really don't want to speak
Speaker 4: on those moments or they've been blackmailed. There was a
Speaker 4: lot of like so you know how that HIV breakout happened.
Speaker 4: They're of pinky. I don't know if anyone remembers this
Speaker 4: moment in time, but a bunch of porn started being
Speaker 4: made in Miami because they then required it to be
Speaker 4: only protected sex on camera in Los Angeles where most
Speaker 4: porn was being filmed, and apparently there was some really
Speaker 4: crazy like mob shit almost going on around that time.
Speaker 1: So a lot of people don't even want to.
Speaker 4: Talk for the like for the simple fact of what
Speaker 4: if that shit comes up? Oh, I know right now,
Speaker 4: I'm not saying it's with any of those.
Speaker 2: Which I don't want the mob after me, so I
Speaker 2: wouldn't even ask about none of it. You know, what
Speaker 2: types of dicks you was taking?
Speaker 1: How many? What was fake on set? Bitch?
Speaker 2: I ain't asking about the cartel, the mob, the gangsters.
Speaker 1: There's a porn mob, bro.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to know about that shit, but
Speaker 2: you would be the one, so tell us more, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, we don't want to know.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is just a conspiracy theory. I don't want
Speaker 1: to know it.
Speaker 4: Apparently there was like a porn underworld or some shit.
Speaker 4: I don't know how true this is, but apparently this
Speaker 4: is like why it's so difficult to find some of
Speaker 4: them to connect with you in today's world, even for
Speaker 4: paid interviews. It's because a lot of the money that
Speaker 4: was being made through porn was like, uh, I'm such
Speaker 4: a nigga. I'm about to say trap money. How you
Speaker 4: say when they you know how when you like.
Speaker 1: A WASHERT Washington? Hold on, when you launder a bitch? Launder? Yes,
Speaker 1: looking at me, I know about laundering. Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: be laundering. Yeah, no, you don't be washing.
Speaker 2: You laundering? Oh but like laundry mat. I see what
Speaker 2: you mean, and they be laundering it through laundromats.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking of.
Speaker 2: You was thinking about Ozark, bitch, You wasn't thinking about
Speaker 2: that's it in Ozark.
Speaker 1: They did that.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Mandy, Because if people thought I meant laundry money, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think you did but it's okay, No, I thought, Okay,
Speaker 4: I did ain't finish your macha yet.
Speaker 1: You're still waking up.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, Oh, let's try about Seattle in San Francis. Yeah, so,
Speaker 2: uh can I just say shout the fuck out to
Speaker 2: Seattle and San Francisco? Those shows both were a amazing
Speaker 2: Seattle so far, by the way, if y'all want to compete,
Speaker 2: if y'all want to make this a competition, Seattle so
Speaker 2: far has had the best like interaction of any city
Speaker 2: so far, so intense. It was so intense. I loved it.
Speaker 2: The crowd work was great. San Francisco, however, currently holds
Speaker 2: the title of the most ancient city.
Speaker 1: When it came to us asking.
Speaker 4: I also realized that San Francisco is very high STI rates,
Speaker 4: and that's nc why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we see why we.
Speaker 4: Can't necessarily tell you guys what game we played that
Speaker 4: led us to understand that nobody uses protection. However, what
Speaker 4: I will tell y'all is for the live home mail portion,
Speaker 4: almost every single person that raised there, every single one
Speaker 4: was fucking a friend's family member, someone's son.
Speaker 2: That like as partner's son, and then another one.
Speaker 1: Was fucking the man but he's cool with the baby mom.
Speaker 1: It was fabulous, It was it was amazing, It was exactly.
Speaker 1: I yea. I don't know if you remember when we
Speaker 1: were It was years ago.
Speaker 4: We went to Harlem at that studio and I said,
Speaker 4: I want this shit when.
Speaker 1: The Stepsisters was fucking this is what we like. Please
Speaker 1: send in your trifling shit.
Speaker 4: If your story could be on Jerry Springer, tell it
Speaker 4: to us.
Speaker 2: However, every single one in San Francisco could have. And
Speaker 2: literally the whole time, I'm just like, so one of
Speaker 2: y'all gonna end up on Snap to get your ass
Speaker 2: walk well. Not only that, the Sun's dick was good too,
Speaker 2: and she fucked him to be petty and found the
Speaker 2: Sun through Facebook.
Speaker 1: Bruh.
Speaker 2: Look, it almost didn't feel like reality for me. I
Speaker 2: was say, this is just I couldn't write it myself.
Speaker 1: No me neither. Bomb raggedy and thank you, uh so
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if you haven't yet, make sure to go
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Speaker 2: may be sold out, because bitch, it's selling out. We
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Speaker 2: waiting last minute, I'm sure you're getting your coins together.
Speaker 2: Just know, if you have it, get it now. Because
Speaker 2: they're selling out and we're not able to add shows.
Speaker 1: Okay, are normally on sellout days.
Speaker 4: Maybe a few people that can't make it, they get
Speaker 4: so make a comment, So try going into the comments
Speaker 4: to buy a ticket during the sellout. But you know,
Speaker 4: I hate to say it, but the gunn On Little
Speaker 4: Baby song is just pretty much playing in my car constantly.
Speaker 1: So that they you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Danny, you're not gonna make it to our show
Speaker 4: right now? I got a show.
Speaker 1: Because you got a show. Wait for real, real, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna come.
Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 4: That's the voice of Danny Sellers. He's an engineer at
Speaker 4: WCF Media. But the second is comedy career blows up.
Speaker 1: He's gonna leave us.
Speaker 2: Oh you're doing comedy, you're doing stand up? You got
Speaker 2: any sex bits? You want to say a joke on air?
Speaker 2: Ooh you have a good second a.
Speaker 1: Little do a little joke.
Speaker 3: I can't do jokes on Why.
Speaker 1: Indians don't like when you say that? Oh for real?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like turning the black man a dance real quick.
Speaker 1: That is not the same do not do that. Do
Speaker 1: not do that. I'm not saying that. Well, anyways, let's
Speaker 1: have some fun.
Speaker 2: Let's get into hope acts and Danny, maybe you could
Speaker 2: have some jokes about this. Let's see how quick you
Speaker 2: are with the improvs. So for Hope facts this week. Actually,
Speaker 2: oh shit, skipped over vanilla Shit. Let's get into vanillaship
Speaker 2: before that. Who needs a match it?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Shut up gear vanillaship for this week.
Speaker 2: Guys, do not get mad at your partner after hearing me.
Speaker 1: Let you know this.
Speaker 2: Just know a new study has been done and your
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Speaker 2: a relationship. I want to ask you, if you found
Speaker 2: out that your partner long term or any of your
Speaker 2: partners now, was actively thinking about someone else while fucking you,
Speaker 2: would that bother you while fucking me that it's wallfucking
Speaker 2: wa wow, wallfucking it's wall while fucking. I ain't say
Speaker 2: like I stayed it right, don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, that'd be a problem for me. I don't
Speaker 4: care if you fantasized, like I can't help with in
Speaker 4: your brain when you're like getting your own sexual fantasies going.
Speaker 1: However, if you're thinking of like, let's not.
Speaker 4: Even says someone that can make me jealous, like ex girlfriend,
Speaker 4: you're thinking about Beyonce when you fuck me only, that
Speaker 4: would really be tough for me because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: you can't actually connect with me because I'm an emo.
Speaker 4: Ho I really do need even if let's just say,
Speaker 4: the dick would be great a if he thinks he's
Speaker 4: fucking Beyonce in c grade.
Speaker 2: If he just fucks me, right, I'll take the sea dick, Okay,
Speaker 2: So then, just to make sure there's no contradiction. Have
Speaker 2: you ever had sex with someone and thoinught about someone else?
Speaker 1: Nit? Only once?
Speaker 4: Maybe I really lock in, okay, and it was when
Speaker 4: I was dating old Bay.
Speaker 1: Who I know that.
Speaker 4: Bitches always say like I saw this in the comments, like, oh,
Speaker 4: bitches always say the dick wasn't that great when they
Speaker 4: like break up with you. It's not that it wasn't Okay,
Speaker 4: let me explain this. Some people have undeniably good dick, right,
Speaker 4: even when you hate them, niggas. I absolutely hate my ex.
Speaker 1: Dick was great though. Okay, I can't even get Dick
Speaker 1: was good? You do hate that Nick was great?
Speaker 2: When I tell you I hate him, broh, I will
Speaker 2: spit in his mother. Hey, I know you listening. Since
Speaker 2: you want to keep Mandy stop, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I'll spit in your motherfucking face. Fuck niggas, stay the
Speaker 2: fuck away from me. I can't for me Danny, Okay,
Speaker 2: go ahead, hate him, but I am.
Speaker 1: Gonna you feel about him like I feel about mag No.
Speaker 2: Would I tell you hate that, nigga? But I would
Speaker 2: know you, like do you even know who.
Speaker 1: Maggie is back? Because I'll tell you again.
Speaker 2: No, mag is the white who lives in Australia, my
Speaker 2: nigga who is married, okay, and was telling him I
Speaker 2: was ratchet and trashy. Meanwhile, you fucking a nigga rang
Speaker 2: when you had two kids and a husband at home.
Speaker 1: Okay, put the hey, daddy, put the camera back on me.
Speaker 3: Just no fuck nigga.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: But I ain't gonna tell him his dick is good,
Speaker 2: but his nigga is good. That's why he the devil,
Speaker 2: and that's why I hate him. Oh no, I hate
Speaker 2: him for because here cheating ass, lying ass mother know
Speaker 2: what it is?
Speaker 1: They both ball bitch. Oh yeah, Kenny, keep your hair.
Speaker 1: Remember when many were talking about hold on, hold on
Speaker 1: in that hole or go who did it? Tiger? Who
Speaker 1: got the chip back?
Speaker 3: Turkey?
Speaker 1: Somebody go to Turkey? Not somebody anyway, Turkey. Where was
Speaker 1: we going with this dish held?
Speaker 2: He said, one or two times, you have a good dick, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: So my I a didn't have that, but I was
Speaker 2: into him at the time.
Speaker 4: So the more that I fell out of love with him,
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, this shit ain't really that good.
Speaker 4: And then once I fucked hospital dick again and had
Speaker 4: really good dick. In the middle of being with that nigga,
Speaker 4: I was like, WHOA, I think I'll.
Speaker 2: Be honest, Like I definitely more times than not think
Speaker 2: about other other dick while fucking.
Speaker 1: Oh it's awful. Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: I think about wallefucking other niggas, and I've done that
Speaker 2: with green Eyes too, Like where I think about green
Speaker 2: Eyes while I'm fucking someone else.
Speaker 1: It's just good. Those are like top two, top in top.
Speaker 2: Three, ft this somewhere in there hold on early on
Speaker 2: with me and my so, my ex was supposed to
Speaker 2: be twenty four seven's rebound, so in the beginning, it
Speaker 2: took us a while to get into flow with each other,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, damn twenty four seven.
Speaker 1: Just so.
Speaker 2: I definitely thought about how we used to fuck and
Speaker 2: like implemented some things like where I want people to
Speaker 2: fuck me, how he fucks me, like the way he
Speaker 2: would fuck my asshole like a boodhle, like a pusshole.
Speaker 1: Like I've never had anal like that.
Speaker 2: That antal sex is the type of antalsex I want again.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it's just the dick is
Speaker 2: a perfect size or he split it up right. I
Speaker 2: don't know the way he did, the way he spit
Speaker 2: that thing up. He fucked this asshole. So I've never
Speaker 2: had another anal orgasm like I have with him. So
Speaker 2: anytime I'm like, okay, you could put it back there,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, please make it feel like the way this
Speaker 2: nigga fucked my asshole, and it don't ever feel the same.
Speaker 2: So I compare anal sex a lot, and I'd be like,
Speaker 2: fuck me like that nigga fucked.
Speaker 1: Me, and they don't. Well, I don't say it out loud,
Speaker 1: but in my head it's like, oh, this didn't feel
Speaker 1: the same. Is that bad? Y'all? If you ain't never
Speaker 1: had an anal orgasm, don't be like you ever had it.
Speaker 2: Never start, daddy, never mind, I forgot you ever gave
Speaker 2: a woman an anal orgasm? No? Oh, felt so good
Speaker 2: and was clean after. I don't know how the fuck
Speaker 2: he did it. I felt like I gushed out my
Speaker 2: ass and nothing was on the sheets.
Speaker 1: Bruh.
Speaker 2: It was the most amazing orgasm, Like it felt like
Speaker 2: I was squirting out my bootthole.
Speaker 1: With no juice. Shit was amazing. So I had antal
Speaker 1: sex with me. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 4: There's some days on the podcast where like you know,
Speaker 4: we split our business fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: But there are days you deserve sixty.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying this, what.
Speaker 2: What It was so good, but listen again, it ain't
Speaker 2: fit the same again.
Speaker 1: That thing was good, man, So just no, I do it.
Speaker 1: I have nothing again, I does it.
Speaker 2: I does it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get the whole way.
Speaker 4: We didn't get into you put on the outline New Loves.
Speaker 4: You want to talk about your little moment you.
Speaker 2: Had no because I realized I'm not ready to date. Like,
Speaker 2: I pretty much ended. I left him crying because I
Speaker 2: was triggered just something he said, so small girl. I
Speaker 2: left crying, and I was he still texting me. He
Speaker 2: still want to be my boyfriend, but I'm not ready,
Speaker 2: oh girl, Like I felt like I think he was
Speaker 2: two into you. Oh he's yeah, I mean very much so.
Speaker 1: But he's hot.
Speaker 2: It was very nice to you, so fine, very nice,
Speaker 2: was helpful, kind. He was letting me know how and
Speaker 2: secure he is though, and I was just like, ooh,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it wasn't. Is he broke, No, he's not
Speaker 1: even broke. I with a big dick in money bro
Speaker 1: and just ham zone. Something's wrong. He's insecure, That's what's wrong.
Speaker 1: No why because I don't know. I think mentally he
Speaker 1: just is insecure.
Speaker 2: And so we were talking and this is where I'm like,
Speaker 2: I know I'm not ready to date, not even outside
Speaker 2: of the sex thing. Like. Luckily he was able to
Speaker 2: kind of get my like get my guards down with
Speaker 2: that and I got finger banged.
Speaker 1: But he made me square with the fingers. Bitch. That
Speaker 1: shit was great. I was like, oh, I'm good, but
Speaker 1: I felt childish like a finger banged. Did you make
Speaker 1: him come? I allowed him to jack off on my butt? Like,
Speaker 1: so he put his like dick, rubbed it him. What
Speaker 1: do you call it? The hot dog? So he lost
Speaker 1: my Virginia.
Speaker 2: He hot dogged his dick in my in my butt
Speaker 2: crack and then jacked off on my dick. It felt
Speaker 2: like I was in high school. But no, so I
Speaker 2: realized I am like still really up like on some
Speaker 2: just I felt like a bitch too. I felt like, oh, bitch,
Speaker 2: you a week ass whole.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Basically we were just having a conversation.
Speaker 2: We didn't agree on it, and his voice kind of
Speaker 2: got lit high and I was like, hey, broh, don't
Speaker 2: raise your voice.
Speaker 1: I really don't like anyone raising their voice to me.
Speaker 1: Mind you.
Speaker 2: My ex when he did raise his voice to me
Speaker 2: is when he got really bad, and he only maybe
Speaker 2: raised his voice in me four or five times in.
Speaker 1: Our whole relationship, but it like triggered me. Mind you.
Speaker 1: While he was doing that, I just said, my voice
Speaker 1: isn't raised, lower it down.
Speaker 2: We went back into talking and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just asked a question, and he corrected me and
Speaker 2: was like, you didn't ask a question, you made a statement.
Speaker 2: My ex used to do that like semantics over what
Speaker 2: I said and flipped what I said into making it
Speaker 2: make sense for him.
Speaker 1: And immediately I just I like froze and just started crying.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I need to go. You need
Speaker 1: to take me to the airport, like I was like, I.
Speaker 2: Was visibly just like triggered, and I was just like,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I triggered, like and I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: I can't even talk to a nigga, Like if.
Speaker 1: He just doesn't, I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you, manity.
Speaker 1: I disagreed.
Speaker 4: Twenty four hours of hanging out with a guy, you
Speaker 4: should not be at the point where anybody's raising them well.
Speaker 2: But and to him, he was just like, oh, like
Speaker 2: he wasn't raising his voice like at me. We were
Speaker 2: just talking, going back and forth. He's standing up, I'm
Speaker 2: sitting in the bed. He was just passionate about what
Speaker 2: he was saying, and which is what he even said too.
Speaker 2: He was like, I was just passionate. I didn't mean
Speaker 2: like it wasn't aggressive. I wasn't scared of him. And
Speaker 2: I had to let him know, like when I said that,
Speaker 2: it wasn't that I felt like unsafe with him. I
Speaker 2: just really it took me to my ex and I
Speaker 2: was just like a man having a loud voice with
Speaker 2: me and checking how I'm speaking immediately like locked me
Speaker 2: out of who I was. And I just started crying,
Speaker 2: like bitch, got up out of bed and was like bawling.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, oh, yeah, nope, I think
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stay away for men for a little longer.
Speaker 2: Like even he apologized he didn't realize he triggered me
Speaker 2: like I let him know. Mind you, the night he
Speaker 2: even came to the show, he had already known. He
Speaker 2: knew I was just in a three year relationship, and
Speaker 2: I was just like, yeah, so you know, he came
Speaker 2: out with me and Vinnie and I'll let him know
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking right now. I'm triggered. I'm healing from
Speaker 2: my breakup. He was fully okay, maybe maybe it just
Speaker 2: I would suggest for listening to you so like intimacy
Speaker 2: seems like it's too much of a step.
Speaker 1: I think he was talking and that was too much
Speaker 1: of us. No, I mean like that was after though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and having someone in your space that's a lot.
Speaker 2: While I was in his space, I ended up having
Speaker 2: to stay with him because I got stuck on the
Speaker 2: West Coast.
Speaker 1: But like, well, no, I mean like you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: doing that then, Oh no, I agree. I agree. I
Speaker 1: don't go home.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you just made me think of something I
Speaker 2: actually yeah, I'm not trying to talk about that nigga
Speaker 2: no more. Just you know too, because the nigga I
Speaker 2: think like that, I keep talking about his raggedy ass.
Speaker 2: Yes you know, I watch it, hold on, So just no,
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna talk about your little raggedy fuck ass
Speaker 2: no more because I don't want to trigger you.
Speaker 1: Having to go back to chemo nigga, he doesn't really
Speaker 1: have cancer. He doesn't really have cancer. By was lying
Speaker 1: about cancer is a liar. Everybody was sorry.
Speaker 2: It's the and if this is your first episode you
Speaker 2: ever heard of ever, Mandy's ex was a pathological liar
Speaker 2: who said he had cancer.
Speaker 1: Feel bad? Okay, so sorry? Oh yeah that sounded bad.
Speaker 2: No it really Oh wait if he really did be cancer, yo,
Speaker 2: I wish we had a camera and I need to
Speaker 2: pull from security. But a bit that ship was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I ain't gonna talk about that, nigga, no more, y'all.
Speaker 2: I'm just I am more just dealing with like like wheezy,
Speaker 2: I think I am gonna like a tone it all
Speaker 2: the way down with dating.
Speaker 1: Tone it all the way down with being in.
Speaker 4: And you just sund with you outside, nothing in the home,
Speaker 4: because that might trigger to just be out enjoy life
Speaker 4: until the point where like you really want someone in
Speaker 4: your space. You honestly probably only had each other's space
Speaker 4: because the circumstance, right, So like, be very intentional with that,
Speaker 4: and I feel like you might be.
Speaker 1: Okay, bitch, I better be, because who the fuck is
Speaker 1: this his ghetto over here? Y'all?
Speaker 2: It is get to bitch, I am ready to heal
Speaker 2: and suck some dick. I'm ready to heal and date
Speaker 2: sho daddy, Bitch. I am ready to fucking heel and
Speaker 2: go back to sex clubs and just have fun and
Speaker 2: buck y'all and forget your names again, right, Like, I'm
Speaker 2: ready for that.
Speaker 1: But it's but you can't the process, bitch. Oh, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: I'm down to the point where now I talk about
Speaker 2: him and I don't cry. Like now, I'm not sad anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm not mad. There's like elements of grief, Bitch, I'm
Speaker 2: towards the end, Bitch. I ain't grieping that foot nigga.
Speaker 4: No, mo, bitch, don't ways bruh, I mean it is, yeah,
Speaker 4: And my old Bay healing came from completely cutting off
Speaker 4: communication to the point where, like, bro, his sister calls
Speaker 4: me probably once a month maybe, and I feel so
Speaker 4: bad because his nephew moved to LA and I always
Speaker 4: promised I would, you know, visit or help out. I
Speaker 4: don't even know if that nigga is still here, but
Speaker 4: like it's been over a year, and it honestly is
Speaker 4: the reason I'm okay. M Like I can't even talk
Speaker 4: to his sister, who I had a relationship with, because
Speaker 4: I literally want nothing to do with this nigga. Right,
Speaker 4: you know, the only thing I might do is fuck
Speaker 4: one of his homeboys that I've been wanting to fuck
Speaker 4: for a long time.
Speaker 2: You're gonna fuck one of his homeboys, not for revenge, right,
Speaker 2: because you really want to? Because revenge, pussy.
Speaker 1: Is not it? Half half and half? Wait, half and half?
Speaker 1: You want to fuck revenge? Wait?
Speaker 2: Do you know if he got a big dick? Because
Speaker 2: what if you fuck him? The dick is whack, so
Speaker 2: it's not gonna be worth it. What you're okay with
Speaker 2: it being whack?
Speaker 1: Girl? I've just been wanting if you gonna let him
Speaker 1: record it and be like I fucked yo? Bitch? Nah?
Speaker 1: Are they still friends?
Speaker 2: Like they still actively hang out, they're still friends, They're friends,
Speaker 2: they follow each other.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not really friends. I met him through him?
Speaker 2: Oh whatever, So anyway, you just aadnything, got you? It
Speaker 2: sounded like the San Francisco home mail. I just feel like,
Speaker 2: what could be worse?
Speaker 4: Like I think maybe it'll just be a nice little
Speaker 4: and genuinely like I haven't cried over him last year.
Speaker 1: I think it was the last time. And I told you.
Speaker 1: Once I saw him at dumble House, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh ho, miss.
Speaker 2: I think that that's what I realized. I'm not crying
Speaker 2: over him anymore. I'm crying over all these like triggers.
Speaker 2: Like now I see why they say like, don't bring
Speaker 2: your traumas into your next relationship.
Speaker 1: Like that's all I was thinking, because mind you, yes,
Speaker 1: oh boy like me. He's so cute.
Speaker 2: He like, you're gonna be my girlfriend. I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: let me think about it. And then I'm just like,
Speaker 2: oh wait, I'm not going to say that to me
Speaker 2: too early.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm not gonna lie. That's another thing,
Speaker 1: which is why I was like, that's really how you talk.
Speaker 1: I said, I feel like.
Speaker 2: You are love bombing me, and I done dug into narcissists,
Speaker 2: and this is giving narcissist if you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna love bomb me this early.
Speaker 4: The reason love bombing is difficult too for someone that
Speaker 4: likes that, like if affirmation is something that you like
Speaker 4: in a love language. The reason it's a huge problem
Speaker 4: is because if you find out that he talks like
Speaker 4: that to other people, you'll never feel special.
Speaker 2: My thing yeah, so there's that. My thing that I
Speaker 2: did like was without asking, without him knowing. He was
Speaker 2: very big on acts of service, so like going to
Speaker 2: get me a blanket, going to get me water, going.
Speaker 2: He helped with the luggage. He's like, I feel crazy
Speaker 2: just sitting here. Y'all need any help, y'all want me
Speaker 2: Like he was picking up luggage, picking, like helping us
Speaker 2: close out the show, and like I.
Speaker 1: Was like, that's real cute. I like that, boyfriend. I
Speaker 1: think I really want someone to do that. That was
Speaker 1: people that I'm like, that's the first time they met.
Speaker 1: Stop it and it was and was he was showing
Speaker 1: out here anyways, let's gettin some wow away. Look you
Speaker 1: want to no, no, no, this is like this is.
Speaker 2: Out I think for men to meet you like that
Speaker 2: on a stage, it's just like, oh, like well, and
Speaker 2: he brought his goddamn family with him.
Speaker 1: That was like his nephew and someone else. He had
Speaker 1: two niggas with him, and so that was his show.
Speaker 1: None of them knew. No wonder you didn't like. But
Speaker 1: I kept saying, Mandy is a bro bro whole audience,
Speaker 1: this this nigga coming.
Speaker 2: We've been talking on and off for the last like
Speaker 2: three four years, but not really every time I broke up,
Speaker 2: like just DM and shit.
Speaker 1: So he saw he was coming to the bay. He
Speaker 1: came to the show.
Speaker 2: This bitch started a whole new trend, got the whole
Speaker 2: audience calling me a whole and I'm over here like
Speaker 2: I'm cell and I'm looking for love, and this bitch like.
Speaker 1: Okay, can I explain my to So this is really
Speaker 1: what I was doing.
Speaker 4: San Francisco was a sold out show, and normally in
Speaker 4: our shows the lights are brighter so I could see
Speaker 4: audience reaction.
Speaker 1: We could not.
Speaker 4: I couldn't see anything I didn't like. I could feel
Speaker 4: and hear them, but like I really couldn't see too much.
Speaker 4: So I like to do callbacks sometimes shout out to
Speaker 4: Danny's podcast name. I like to do callbacks a lot
Speaker 4: because if I can't see you, I want to.
Speaker 1: Know you still here with me. So the fun didn't
Speaker 1: call back to do hated it.
Speaker 2: I just literally if I felt like I couldn't hear anybody,
Speaker 2: I'd be like Mandy is a and everyone yelled home.
Speaker 2: She didn't even tell them what to say. Well, I
Speaker 2: don't understand the whore hive. You whores, why would y'all think.
Speaker 1: I'm the hoe when we know that Weezy's the bigger hoe.
Speaker 2: Was it like twelve minutes ago she said she can't
Speaker 2: wait to stuck up. I want to bust her asshole open.
Speaker 1: I wish I was doing what you're doing now, is
Speaker 1: what I should have said. Oh my god, once and
Speaker 1: a half.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I wish I had zero point five. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what's going on with anything. I mean,
Speaker 2: why my wait wait, okay.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've been talking to the dread nigga. All I
Speaker 2: would like to say is I am really having fun
Speaker 2: with him?
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 4: There's another thing about him that I enjoy. I haven't
Speaker 4: had like boyfriend experience in a long time. Uh whodd and.
Speaker 1: I but do you not get boyfriend?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 4: But I've known him so long mayby, I mean what
Speaker 4: almost sixty years five years now? So like the connection
Speaker 4: I have with him is a lot deeper than surface level,
Speaker 4: you know. Like literally, my mom had a I got
Speaker 4: I hate to get deep, but my mom. I had
Speaker 4: to call the ambulance for her while I was in
Speaker 4: New York a few weeks back. And when you call
Speaker 4: nine one one doesn't route to that city, and BDD
Speaker 4: helped me, you know, like he's just always there for me,
Speaker 4: Like we're that close, right, Like, but when I say
Speaker 4: boyfriend experience, I guess I mean the newness. So like
Speaker 4: the good morning text, the extra shit, the nigga was
Speaker 4: massage in my feet while I was on a call
Speaker 4: with you for the book call, Like he's just doing
Speaker 4: all that shit, right, So, I just haven't had that
Speaker 4: with a nigga in a minute where it just feels
Speaker 4: like this, like we're going on dates and planning this
Speaker 4: and whatever.
Speaker 1: Like it felt really like cute.
Speaker 4: Normally, when I'm dating, I feel like men aren't putting
Speaker 4: that much effort in Now I can already tell this
Speaker 4: is just the type of nigga he is, right, Like
Speaker 4: he probably does.
Speaker 1: This with everybody.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's fine, but I'm really having fun with it
Speaker 4: in this moment. So I'm just trying to let it
Speaker 4: be that and have low.
Speaker 2: Expectations because I don't want to be disappointed, and also
Speaker 2: date other niggas.
Speaker 1: Like went on a date when I was in San.
Speaker 4: Francisco, and I'm gonna continue to do that because I
Speaker 4: just am not about to have all of the eggs
Speaker 4: in one nigga bas no matter if he has dreads
Speaker 4: and tattoos or not.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm very impressed. That's been my downfall in my life.
Speaker 1: It has, you know. I love the acknowledgment. I'm so
Speaker 1: like loyal to a fault that I don't know how
Speaker 1: to not be a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: But also when you yeah, like because you seek the
Speaker 2: girlfriend experience, you do fall in heavy like is it
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 1: This is my nigga? And uh oh one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: And so now like and everyone that you're dating knows
Speaker 1: you're dating other people. Yes, okay.
Speaker 4: Literally, Like the other day, I was going out to
Speaker 4: dinner with the dude in San Francisco. He was the
Speaker 4: engineer dude that I dated a while ago, And I'm
Speaker 4: on FaceTime with dreaded and he's like, where are you going?
Speaker 1: And I didn't lie. I was like, I'm going out
Speaker 1: to eat with this dude I used to talk to
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, you want me to help you
Speaker 1: pick your outfit out? And I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm away and uh he texted me like, oh, you
Speaker 1: must be having a good time. You don't hit me back,
Speaker 1: and like, what's the point in writing back. I looked
Speaker 1: at it.
Speaker 4: Whatever, he's probably doing the same. So I don't want
Speaker 4: to like play this game of you're the only one
Speaker 4: because you're not. You know, I feel like, because I'm
Speaker 4: looking for marriage and children that I think that focusing
Speaker 4: on one person is like gonna be good for me,
Speaker 4: when in reality, men really don't know how to do that,
Speaker 4: and if they're not vocalizing that that, hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: only like pursue this right then I'm not either bad.
Speaker 1: So riot profile lap, I ain't gonna hold you. I
Speaker 1: wasn't shit.
Speaker 2: He came to visit me in Alana. We had fun,
Speaker 2: ran into one of my niggas at a party whatever.
Speaker 2: But literally I saw a meme where this girl was
Speaker 2: like me telling my other nigga I missed him.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm spending the weekend with another nigga. I'm like,
Speaker 1: look at me. I love it now. Am I more
Speaker 1: interested in one of them than the other? Absolutely? But
Speaker 1: they're not gonna know it, per way. Did I invite
Speaker 1: him to Paris with me for work? Sure? But anyway,
Speaker 1: oh oh, so I was talking to my.
Speaker 2: Boy about this, and so I don't know if I
Speaker 2: do that with like new people like clearly I did
Speaker 2: that with my ex, but even the other tours, I never,
Speaker 2: like it was all my sugar daddies that would meet
Speaker 2: me in the cities and stuff.
Speaker 1: But like never, if I was talking to someone new
Speaker 1: what I'd be like, yeah, pull up on me. So
Speaker 1: I'm here's why I think I did it, Okay, So okay.
Speaker 2: So I was talking to my boy Andre about this
Speaker 2: who I've been traveling with a lot this summer.
Speaker 1: Who's going to help me?
Speaker 4: And he actually has a party in Paris the week
Speaker 4: I'm there for work. I'm like, lit, we out, nigga?
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I invited dread dude to Paris?
Speaker 1: Should I have done that?
Speaker 4: He's like, Wow, if you want to have fun and
Speaker 4: have fun, invirite the nigga. He's cool, he's met him.
Speaker 4: And I was like yeah, but like I also am
Speaker 4: just getting to know him.
Speaker 1: Was that smart?
Speaker 4: And then we were talking about it, and I was like, Damn,
Speaker 4: every fucking trip I've taken this year is with friends, Okay,
Speaker 4: Like literally, like I'm flying and doing all these things
Speaker 4: with friends and having all these fun experiences.
Speaker 1: Why not have a fucking trip with a guy and
Speaker 1: get to know him? That way, I live in two cities, bro,
Speaker 1: like I did one with bdd tow Mexican go.
Speaker 2: Bruh. I'm like, bro, Weezy loved to make her narrative
Speaker 2: and I'm like, but that's just not true.
Speaker 1: I you you just forgot I did forget, okay, because
Speaker 1: but that's what you have Mexico, Mandy.
Speaker 2: I mean, baby that the Thailands, the fucking Paris, the
Speaker 2: Italy that was uh huh.
Speaker 1: Those were with friends. You want so you want another
Speaker 1: trip with a nigga because you had whoa? I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: and many is a. I'm not like, Danny, You're laughing
Speaker 1: way too loud. You are a micdes love that. Wow.
Speaker 1: All right, well let's get into some WTF. I'm loud
Speaker 1: into your mute as Mike mute and Mike.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna get into hope facts and then
Speaker 2: our horrible decision. For hope facts, I'm just gonna run
Speaker 2: down some wild animal sex facts that y'all may not
Speaker 2: know for this, Weezy, I would love for you to say,
Speaker 2: if you would like.
Speaker 1: This to be a human trait, Danny. Some of them
Speaker 1: are about the male species.
Speaker 2: I would love to know if you think that this
Speaker 2: should relate to the male species of humans. Unfortunately, I'm
Speaker 2: waiting for aliens. God damn, please hurry up, please come
Speaker 2: to earth. We know you here, show yourself, show yourself
Speaker 2: to me. I will start dating you. I will suck
Speaker 2: you right now.
Speaker 1: Please all right?
Speaker 2: And if there dicks don't look like dicks, bitch, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: I don't care what it looked like. I really don't
Speaker 2: bitch that shit could look like this table. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: find a way to put in my mouth.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I just don't want these niggas no more. Yes, this
Speaker 2: has become a male bashing podcast.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. What if there's like a nigga of the aliens,
Speaker 1: like the brown ones? So I do want the brown ones?
Speaker 1: Or what do you mean? What if they're all like
Speaker 1: gray and blue? But like I could, I could do
Speaker 1: a gray and blue nigga like the avatars would look at.
Speaker 4: Cute if one of like, what if there's a type
Speaker 4: of shit alien where you're just like, he don't really
Speaker 4: like cuddle, do any of the shit you want?
Speaker 1: You want to spread his seat across the human No.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. I don't want to have babies.
Speaker 2: I don't want that type of motherfucker that's a breeder.
Speaker 1: You don't want a whole ass nigga. I don't want alien.
Speaker 2: I don't want a whole ass alien unless you know
Speaker 2: how to make me squirt, like on the teeth.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, I am all right, I'm not
Speaker 1: playing with you, all right, I have to alrighty. This
Speaker 1: one is about armadillos.
Speaker 2: Okay, the female armadillo can choose when to get pregnant
Speaker 2: by delaying the implantation of an egg after having sex. Huh,
Speaker 2: like the armadillo, the famil, the famil the female guid
Speaker 2: The female can choose when to get pregnant by delaying
Speaker 2: the implantation of an egg after sex.
Speaker 1: Oh, bitch, and we could be our own plan, beach.
Speaker 1: I would be here for it. Let me just take
Speaker 1: that one out. Don't want that, or eat it like
Speaker 1: a cream pie, like let me the plug. Here's another one.
Speaker 2: I'm not here for this one, but some male butterflies
Speaker 2: well mark female butterflies with a vile stinch to distract
Speaker 2: them from other mates, like a skuno. That's crazy, ain't it.
Speaker 2: Bitches could do that? If we could do that, I mean, if.
Speaker 1: You have marketing.
Speaker 2: If you got some awful ass perfume and you rubbing
Speaker 2: all up on a nigga, we could smell the perfume.
Speaker 1: You've been around another bab I put dent in every
Speaker 1: nigga's back. What wait, like scratching them? Hau hau, even
Speaker 1: if it's weak dick. You ain't about to fuck another
Speaker 1: bitch for the next seventy two hours? You are? You
Speaker 1: are scratching and leaving marks on men. They like it? Wow?
Speaker 3: Not you being abuse them?
Speaker 1: Alrighty, no, no, no, it's like a love.
Speaker 2: It's like a passion mark, a passion mark, passion of
Speaker 2: the Christ. Alrighty, we're not I'm not even going there,
Speaker 2: all right. The female brown trout will fake an orgasm
Speaker 2: if they're colpulating with the genetically inferior male. The female
Speaker 2: will withhold the release of eggs while the male ejaculates
Speaker 2: and swim off.
Speaker 1: As soon as she's done.
Speaker 2: So if she's that's if she that's actually this is
Speaker 2: actually very human of her, yep, very human, like fucking
Speaker 2: a nigga who weakest fuck and then bitch leaving right
Speaker 2: after fellas if a bitch is sleeping with you and
Speaker 2: she chooses to leave or ask you so what you're
Speaker 2: doing or well, yo, uber outside before you even put
Speaker 2: your draws on.
Speaker 1: Just know you are inferior to her and she was
Speaker 1: not here for you. We wait, has that ever happened
Speaker 1: to you, Danny?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, drunk late night of course.
Speaker 1: Oh they've just been like, it's toffe.
Speaker 4: What's your drunk kryptonite? Like is it getting it up
Speaker 4: or not kryptonite? But like, what's your thing that you're
Speaker 4: doing drunk? Like one of my niggas can't fucking come
Speaker 4: when he's drunk. The other one can't get hard like.
Speaker 3: When it's cone. Is staying hard when you're drunk? Oh
Speaker 3: a lot of conde. Okay, that's the hardest thing I've had.
Speaker 2: The other like, it's not gonna stay hard in a
Speaker 2: condom wall they're drunk.
Speaker 1: Hold on, when you were married, you could get you
Speaker 1: could do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you helped me.
Speaker 1: And y'all know, I'll begin I'm blessed. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: good kind of dick, all right. Another one. This is
Speaker 1: crazy and quite nuts. When a drone bee.
Speaker 2: Mates with the queen bee, it has an orgasm so
Speaker 2: powerful that it could be heard by the human ear,
Speaker 2: its genitals explode and it dies, leaving its penis inside
Speaker 2: of the queen.
Speaker 1: Let me try to see what it sounds like. Be orgasm.
Speaker 2: No shit, I don't think that would be a great
Speaker 2: thing for men, And I actually think that no men
Speaker 2: would have sex if they knew their penises would explode
Speaker 2: and be left inside of our vaginas.
Speaker 1: That's their orgasm.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: I told y'all, I want a man to moan that
Speaker 1: loud into me God like a vacuum. D's crazy, bitch, Damn,
Speaker 1: that's sometimes what I feel likehen a nigga, make it
Speaker 1: be come crazy. Finally, the last one.
Speaker 2: Barnacles have the longest penis to body ratio, with the
Speaker 2: penis eight times their body link. Now listen, we have
Speaker 2: done quite a bit of small penis shaming on our
Speaker 2: tour lately.
Speaker 1: This will be nigga.
Speaker 2: Sometimes your dick can be too big, and so for
Speaker 2: the fellas that just want to be out here bragging
Speaker 2: about a big daddy long dick, some of us don't
Speaker 2: want that either.
Speaker 1: It's too big. We don't want to keep it. My
Speaker 1: mouth can't go past the head. What am I doing?
Speaker 1: I think that's why I didn't fuck the engineering, and
Speaker 1: I told you you said that. Y'ah. He was handsome.
Speaker 1: He was there and me came in.
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, I remembered how big it was,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I was like, Nope, don't want it.
Speaker 4: I want to I have things to do ever to
Speaker 4: show tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I've been fuckingish medium dick. It's gonna hurt with the
Speaker 2: big dick. What.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the home man.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into that. How man, Okay, help me
Speaker 2: this week. That is not what's happening here.
Speaker 1: They must not be from San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Hey, ladies, I am a by the way, real quick
Speaker 2: before I start, because y'all have been doing a great job.
Speaker 2: If you have a whole mail or hotel, send that
Speaker 2: thing over to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Wholemail is the subject would be helpful. You don't have
Speaker 1: to do, but it helps. I love a little subject
Speaker 1: line of like what whomelemail it is, especially when it's
Speaker 1: like whole mail fucked my neighbor. Help? So much fun
Speaker 1: frust to read.
Speaker 2: Hey, ladies, I am twenty six and recently divorced. I
Speaker 2: met this guy shortly after Daniel Hilp. I met this
Speaker 2: guy shortly after, and we instantly connected so much that
Speaker 2: the connection scared me. I didn't see him for almost
Speaker 2: two months after we met because we live in different cities.
Speaker 2: We spent hours on the phone talking and getting to
Speaker 2: know each other, and when I flew home, he laid
Speaker 2: out the red carpet, fancy restaurants, luxury hotel activities, and
Speaker 2: a hand picked arrangement of my favorite flowers with a
Speaker 2: note to go with it the best dates of my life.
Speaker 1: Really, here comes the bullshit.
Speaker 2: After that weekend, he starts referring to me as his
Speaker 2: woman and introducing me as such to his family and friends.
Speaker 2: The other day, we were on FaceTime and he had
Speaker 2: a hickey on his neck. I was caught off guard
Speaker 2: and all I could do was cry. I was hurt
Speaker 2: because he never expressed that he was actively seeing other people.
Speaker 2: Once I calmed down, he tells me that he wants
Speaker 2: to introduce me to another girl he met because he
Speaker 2: likes her as well and he wants us both.
Speaker 1: Oh lo it, bitch.
Speaker 2: I told him I didn't sign up for this, and
Speaker 2: my answer is no, I don't want to be with
Speaker 2: you if it's not going to be just me and you.
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm moving too.
Speaker 2: Fast and my expectations are too high considering that I'm
Speaker 2: recently divorced. If you were mean, would you accept adding
Speaker 2: someone else into the mix to keep him around, because
Speaker 2: all because you all do have a great connection outside
Speaker 2: of the dates and material things to keep him around.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is signed a sad hoe, so she's really
Speaker 1: sad apparent. Hold on, is this the girl that's sending
Speaker 1: the picture of them?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Girl, you look better than him. No, let me see.
Speaker 1: I don't care how big it is. I don't care. No,
Speaker 1: you look better than him. She sent a photo of
Speaker 1: him in she was cute. He was just okay. And
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's ugly. I'm just saying you don't
Speaker 1: need to be doing this for a nigga. That's oh
Speaker 1: yeah he didn't. No, Yes, she did send a picture.
Speaker 1: She's cute and like, you can do better, So you
Speaker 1: don't need to be waiting around for this nigga too. Well,
Speaker 1: to me, that's always subjective. She can't that nigga should
Speaker 1: not be telling you you got to link with another
Speaker 1: bitch that he fucking with. Oh, he wouldn't have to
Speaker 1: do anything with their looks at all to me, him trying.
Speaker 2: To introduce you to another woman and not being a
Speaker 2: upfront about what he's doing sexually.
Speaker 1: If he's already claiming you.
Speaker 2: You didn't say that y'all are having unprotected sex, but
Speaker 2: I assume that that's possibly happening if he's, you know,
Speaker 2: introducing you and is claiming you as his girl. To me,
Speaker 2: I think having another woman mark him as territory. And
Speaker 2: he didn't even come to you and say you just
Speaker 2: saw the hickey and now it's.
Speaker 1: All let me introduce you. Hey, I'm gonna watch what happy.
Speaker 1: I would say.
Speaker 2: First off, when you you're newly out of a divorce,
Speaker 2: I don't think that it's too soon to get into
Speaker 2: anything else, especially if the connection is there. However, I
Speaker 2: don't think a man should force you into a polly
Speaker 2: or open or non monogamous relationship if you're adamant that
Speaker 2: you just wanted to be all to so you'll never
Speaker 2: get the advice from us to be like, yeah, girl,
Speaker 2: try non monogamy, it's cool. If that's something that's not
Speaker 2: for you, I think that you should be cool with
Speaker 2: setting your boundaries, letting it know that that's not okay
Speaker 2: with you. And if he wants that type of relationship,
Speaker 2: you go ahead and let him know not for you. Also,
Speaker 2: I think either way girl, especially if that girl is local,
Speaker 2: I don't think it's it's cool for you to be
Speaker 2: the girlfriend on the outs like you wouldn't be the primary.
Speaker 1: I don't think in the situation if this is a
Speaker 1: girl that's local for.
Speaker 2: Him, So I will say, just move on and heal,
Speaker 2: continue healing, and fuck these niggas.
Speaker 1: Ain't shit beach.
Speaker 4: You do not need a luxury hotel, Sarah Flowers at
Speaker 4: your job, that bad beach.
Speaker 1: Get a new nigga. I agree, new nigga.
Speaker 2: Anyways, guys, and congrats on your divorce. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: we always see to feel so bad for niggas and.
Speaker 1: Beaches they begin divorced.
Speaker 4: You most likely probably left something that wasn't right for
Speaker 4: you or wasn't making you happy, So congratulations, because to
Speaker 4: the bitches that may still be in relationships, they're probably miserable.
Speaker 4: So I just want to give a shout out to
Speaker 4: you for actually getting divorced.
Speaker 1: MM that partinger you twenty six.
Speaker 2: There's a whole lot more niggas in the seeger in
Speaker 2: a pool with pissed Daydell in the ocean and the
Speaker 2: sea in the lake.
Speaker 1: In a rival, you might just find you another pissy
Speaker 1: nigga like this one. It ain't like he aprized. No,
Speaker 1: he's saying this girl. Sorry.
Speaker 2: We were the wrong ones to be like, keep it going,
Speaker 2: you girl would never say that anyways. Again, guys, make
Speaker 2: sure you go to horrorhid dot com because bitch, the
Speaker 2: Climax Tour is under way. Climax as in Climax. People
Speaker 2: have been writing in the comments, what do you mean
Speaker 2: it's last tour.
Speaker 1: It's what the fuck we say is what we say.
Speaker 2: And y'all we are gonna be in London. I like
Speaker 2: to show eight again. Y'all know we show up what Sorry,
Speaker 2: I didn't know. It is a new show London.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not the one that.
Speaker 2: You guys saw on Valentine's Day when we were there
Speaker 2: back in February. And if anybody in Europe wants to
Speaker 2: take a little Halloween trip, we are going to be
Speaker 2: there on October twenty eighth, so come through because it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a really fun weekend in London.
Speaker 1: This is one you know, I go.
Speaker 2: Out after the shows. I really like to preserve my
Speaker 2: energy and calories. However in London, bitch, it's gonna be
Speaker 2: a problem. Oh I have friends flying in from New York.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna get great to the box. The
Speaker 2: night before, I'm gonna be outside doing something.
Speaker 1: You want to do the Box.
Speaker 2: Sure, we're gonna hang out. Liz is gonna be in town.
Speaker 2: We're gonna I'm gonna be staying it. We're gonna hang out.
Speaker 2: Hold on, oh my homeboy, Devin Brian.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's put it. The gays, I love them. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have a blast.
Speaker 2: And Adriana's out there, so we outside anyways, guys, damn,
Speaker 2: we just told them when we're gonna be we gonna have.
Speaker 1: To block that name out. We don't hartists to get
Speaker 1: into the bar.
Speaker 2: I know, if y'all bitch has got money and motherfucker London,
Speaker 2: we will see. Actually, who the fuck work at the
Speaker 2: box because it's a bird. Let's say, yes, I know
Speaker 2: anybody working that bitch.
Speaker 1: Let's get a free bottle. Let's hello, look it up,
Speaker 1: look it out, look at out London. Make sure you
Speaker 1: go there.
Speaker 2: And again New York, our very last show, November eighteenth,
Speaker 2: we are at Town Hall and again we're hitting DC
Speaker 2: we hit in Philly, we hit in Boston, all in November, Toronto.
Speaker 2: Get your tickets, bitch, we come in to Toronto. I
Speaker 2: do have to make sure our agent make sure I
Speaker 2: can go Sam. I don't know if I'm even gonna
Speaker 2: be able allowed in Canada right now, so you gotta
Speaker 2: make sure I'm good before we go. I was gonna
Speaker 2: try to go give an open case my order of protection, bitch,
Speaker 2: and it's criminal and Canada don't play home and I
Speaker 2: checked it till next year.
Speaker 1: It don't remove un till June twenty twenty five. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to go the night before to see samful. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to go to the night before to make
Speaker 1: sure we can have a show.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make sure the agent can get me a
Speaker 2: work visa so I could go to motherfucking Canada. But anyways,
Speaker 2: buy your motherfucker tickets home, go to Whorehive dot com.
Speaker 2: And as always, if you like the solo episodes, we
Speaker 2: do a ton more over on our Patreon. So that's
Speaker 2: Patreon dot com. Back Slash Horrible Decisions and y'all, thank
Speaker 2: y'all for tuning in to yet another episode.
Speaker 1: We will see you next week,