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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is she

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Speaker 1: likes Halloween too much? Okay, what does that mean? Just

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Speaker 1: too much? Okay, we'll get into that in just a

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Speaker 1: little bit, because right now the nephew is on deck

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Speaker 1: with today's praying phone call. What's on the menu for today, nephew?

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Speaker 1: What you got? Well, Shirley, I didn't get to give

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Speaker 1: calling anything for her birthday. I didn't know, you know,

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Speaker 1: and and just you know, he was out of town.

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Speaker 1: But you know she's back now and I want to

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Speaker 1: give us something from dea, from my heart, something that

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Speaker 1: she can enjoy, you know what I mean. I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: What is it, nephew, I'm giving her a bag. I'm

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Speaker 1: giving her Ah this way better than a bag. You

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Speaker 1: gave her bag? And what is it? Who? Who got

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Speaker 1: some shoe? That's what she likes? Girl, I'm giving you

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Speaker 1: one of the top five greatest pranks of all time

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Speaker 1: oak Tree as Okay, let's go, cat dog. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Marvin's police Y Marvin, Hi, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you from DR's office. I'm actually the lab technician

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Speaker 1: UM and you you came in and got it physical.

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Speaker 1: I guess about a couple of weeks ago. Okay, And

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Speaker 1: my understanding this is for your for your occupation. Correct. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a living when you're

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Speaker 1: a m Okay? Now I was giving you a call

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Speaker 1: about I'm here looking at your records and all the

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Speaker 1: testings that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see

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Speaker 1: have you had any Have you had any activity or

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Speaker 1: any problems around your naval area? Noe? Okay, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: everything's fine. But I mean you haven't had any any

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Speaker 1: type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your navel

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Speaker 1: or whatsoever about my name? Now everything is going straight? Man? Okay,

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Speaker 1: see what's going on? Man? Okay? Actually, you've been diagnosed

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Speaker 1: with um oak triositus in oatriosy oachriostity is actually a

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Speaker 1: fungus that comes out of South America, and you have

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Speaker 1: no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir. And

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Speaker 1: what what that is is actually you're if you haven't

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Speaker 1: had it yet, you say you haven't had any activity,

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Speaker 1: there's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna

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Speaker 1: be growing from your navel and it it gets about

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Speaker 1: six inches long, and it probably bears about probably about

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Speaker 1: thirty leaves on it, but it's very small. You see

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Speaker 1: a tree gonna be growing out my name, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a small tree. And uh, what's gonna happen is

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get you to come back in

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Speaker 1: probably the next month. We're gonna need you to come

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Speaker 1: in so we can check it out. But it's got

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Speaker 1: to grow its fullest potential before we can actually do

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Speaker 1: anything to it. No, I can't come in and on money.

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Speaker 1: I got to come in today. Man, somebody got we

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Speaker 1: we we get just trying to resolve. Man, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get married. Man, Well, we can't. It has to grow

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Speaker 1: its fullest potential, sir. And uh, the full term is

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Speaker 1: actually like about four weeks before we can act. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not waiting for those four weeks. Man, somebody got

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Speaker 1: to come tell me something, right, Na, Man, I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna go married. Man. Have to fly to time, man

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Speaker 1: and have something growing out my neighbor. Man, y'all going crazy, man,

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Speaker 1: Sir Otrios, this is something that's very rare. We're actually

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Speaker 1: getting this assignment from overseas in South America on how

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Speaker 1: to treat this and I don't give it down. Where

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Speaker 1: is it? Man, somebody's gonna have to come give me

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Speaker 1: some some help right now. Man, I'm gonna get ready

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Speaker 1: to get married. Man, I'm not gonna be putting up

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Speaker 1: with it. Man, somebody in this office may got to

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Speaker 1: come down and then do something for me. Man. And

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Speaker 1: what you say if you said I can cut it

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Speaker 1: out myself, So the best I can do is probably

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Speaker 1: trim it a bit, you know, and be knock a

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Speaker 1: few leaves off. But I cannot touch the full stock

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Speaker 1: at all. Man. You can cut this something. If you

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Speaker 1: cut it, you cannot, sir. If you cut it, there's

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Speaker 1: a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create a

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Speaker 1: bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to get this dot. Man. You didn't tell me. Ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody w I've dried on there and get this. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get married in two weeks. Man, we're gonna fly

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Speaker 1: to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can do this for me.

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Speaker 1: So you cannot pull it out. You're gonna create, good Man,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna create a bigger problem if you try to

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Speaker 1: pull it out sir, problems already up. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get this problem. Man, big hospital. Now you want to do.

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Speaker 1: It's not simple and you can do, man, sir. Oak

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Speaker 1: triositis is not something that we treat all the time.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, it hails from South America, so we

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Speaker 1: got I don't give help Great Britain. Somebody for me

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Speaker 1: to come down and help me, poor man, sir. I

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Speaker 1: understand what you're going through, but we have to let

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Speaker 1: it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,

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Speaker 1: the full root of it and to grow. Man. I

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Speaker 1: ain't ro man, I'm gonna go down right now. Man,

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Speaker 1: y'all gonna have to do something. Man, Sure, there's nothing

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Speaker 1: we can do. We can probably trim it a little bit,

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Speaker 1: the trim some playing song. Man do something, sir. There's

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Speaker 1: nothing we can do at this point but sit back

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Speaker 1: and wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Can we get you doing the wait? Man? Somebody helps me? Right? No, man, sir.

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Speaker 1: Can we get an appointment for you in the next

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Speaker 1: four or five weeks and we do that. You got

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Speaker 1: to get a poem for me to day. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give matter, man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaican. Now, I

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Speaker 1: can't have them kicking out of me. I can't see

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Speaker 1: a port. Man, you're going embarrassing me like that man

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Speaker 1: kicking out my neighbor. Sir, I understand it, and like

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Speaker 1: I said, oh, triositys is very rare, and it's it's

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Speaker 1: something that we haven't treated that many times here in

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Speaker 1: the States, but overseas, the message that we're getting is

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Speaker 1: that we need to let it grow. It's full term.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody in the Midics got man, it's a triositis, sir.

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Speaker 1: I get it. Nobody else, Sir. I could not believe

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Speaker 1: that you were coming up with autriositis here in the States.

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Speaker 1: It's it's something very rarely seen here. There's been two

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Speaker 1: people in the past has been diagnosed with this and

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Speaker 1: they actually passed away. So now you tell them dive

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Speaker 1: and you'n man, I'm coming down that day. Man, somebody

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Speaker 1: could do something that there's nothing that we can do

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Speaker 1: today until four or five weeks ago. I gotta go

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Speaker 1: get married. I'm flying to Jamaica. Man. Man, I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: what you're saying, but I can't do anything if you

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Speaker 1: don't see the tree already coming out of the navel.

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Speaker 1: Yet somebody got to do something now saying what you

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Speaker 1: want me to do? Man, I don't know what I

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Speaker 1: want you to do, sir, but I have one more

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Speaker 1: thing I can tell you what you got to say? Man,

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Speaker 1: are you listening? I'm listening to you. Man, This is

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Speaker 1: Nephew Timming from the Steve Hobpin Morning Show. You just

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Speaker 1: got pranked by your boy, Earl Man. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: out my wig. Man, you too, toming Man. Man, he'll

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Speaker 1: be going crazy here. Man. I'm looking at all of

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Speaker 1: my damn neighbor thinking the truth from the man. I'm

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Speaker 1: on the man. No, you ain't right now, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: already never got two weeks. Man. Hey, man, I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man, what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land Morning Show? If you're listening, your ass? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what you think? What you think? Come on? Come on,

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Speaker 1: pure greatness. We can shout out to all liberals out there.

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Speaker 1: I know you love this crank like I do. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: no ass to win, Thank you, Nephew. I love that prank.

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Speaker 1: It was just there you go. Hay belate birthday. I

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Speaker 1: just love him. He was just so real for to

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Speaker 1: get married. Man. I'm gonna get married. I'm gonna getting married. Man.

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Speaker 1: What you're talking about? Growing out of your table? Though?

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Speaker 1: What is it that? That's the stupid side of me, Shirley,

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Speaker 1: that's that stupid side. That's the side that's gonna be

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Speaker 1: in Charleston November the twelve at the Old mar Shrine Auditorium.

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Speaker 1: That's that stupid side. Sad to night, grabbing the mic man,

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Speaker 1: what what? What? Alright? Nephew, thank you, Happy birthday again, Carla,

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Speaker 1: tell me only one that got it. It's coming up

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Speaker 1: next to this strawberry letter. The subject is she likes

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Speaker 1: Halloween way too much. She likes Halloween too much. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.