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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. It's PTT what

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Speaker 1: phone tap? Time you down a little PTT right now?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to start it anyway. Today we call a

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Speaker 1: guy at work. Apparently a ridiculous situation happened last week

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Speaker 1: where someone's package of lunchables was taken out of the office.

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Speaker 1: And the thing is he was actually accused of it.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he didn't know the entire time that one

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Speaker 1: of his co workers was actually playing a prank on

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And he even had to meet with

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Speaker 1: hr Yes hr In on this joke. They take prink seriously,

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Speaker 1: they do, yep. So how are they going to put

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Speaker 1: the finishing touches on it? By having our own Jose

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Speaker 1: Bolano's call as a member of building security, once and

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Speaker 1: for all, finally bring this lunch to justice. It's happening

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. Hi, this is Jeremy. Hey, Jeremy,

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Speaker 1: this is Alan Graybill in the security office. Security office. Yes,

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Speaker 1: security for the building. We handle private security for all

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Speaker 1: of the offices in this complex. Oh yeah, what's going on? Well,

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Speaker 1: you may have heard that a food item was stolen

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Speaker 1: recently from your break room refrigerator. Yeah, the lunchable. You're

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Speaker 1: calling about, the great lunchable mystery of last week. Your

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Speaker 1: company takes theft, even on a small scale, very seriously.

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Speaker 1: This is the most ridiculous thing. Well, we've actually been

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Speaker 1: working on it for a few days already. I don't

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Speaker 1: really consider this a joke. Okay, I'm assuming you didn't

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Speaker 1: know this, But there is surveillance video in the breakroom.

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Speaker 1: No there's not. Okay, maybe there's not, but let's say

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Speaker 1: there was. What's going on here? What's going on is

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Speaker 1: I bet I would see your greasy little fingers all

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Speaker 1: over those tiny crackers if we had video surveillance. Listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I didn't touch anybody's food. You want to know how

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Speaker 1: much salt is one of those things? Anyway, I never

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Speaker 1: touched one of those. I highly doubt salt has ever

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Speaker 1: stopped a criminal from stealing anything before. Well, it would.

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Speaker 1: I stay away from salt. Everyone knows that it's a

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Speaker 1: health think Come on, Okay, well, how come you were

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Speaker 1: the only person to go into the breakroom refrigerator between

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Speaker 1: eleven thirty am and eleven forty five am with multiple

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Speaker 1: witnesses confirming. You need to stop accusing me of this

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Speaker 1: and realize that we're talking about a damn lunchable. Whoever

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Speaker 1: saw it from Alex? Did Alice the favorite? Because like

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Speaker 1: I said, with all that, he's gonna die of high

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Speaker 1: blood pressure. Oh okay, you want Alex dead. You're being ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: So now I'm hanging up. I'm not being ridiculous. Hello, Hello, Jeremy,

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Speaker 1: this is Alan and Security again. Look, I just got

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Speaker 1: off the phone with a witness who's willing to testify

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Speaker 1: they saw lunchable rapper in your waist baskets? Okay, who

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Speaker 1: said that? Normally I don't reveal my sources, but I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you Teresa, why would he even say that? It's

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Speaker 1: not even true? Well, maybe she's afraid you might treat

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Speaker 1: her like you're treating me, very aggressively treating you. You're

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Speaker 1: using me of something I didn't do. How would you

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Speaker 1: feel if somebody stole your lunch out of the company?

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Speaker 1: Fredgeop punk. I wouldn't be happy, but then exactly over it.

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Speaker 1: I certainly wouldn't contact a FBI about it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's a freaking lunchable. Okay, buddy, last chance. And I'm

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Speaker 1: saying that to you because that, to remember, is a

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Speaker 1: fireable offense. She's a serious investigation for the last time.

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Speaker 1: Open your ears. I didn't take the lunchable. Well then,

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Speaker 1: why did Teresa escalate this incident all the way to

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Speaker 1: the top? I have no idea to me. She's a liar.

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Speaker 1: She look at what she's talking about. Did you make

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Speaker 1: her angry? Recently? I mess with her sometimes, like I

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Speaker 1: hit her keys a couple of months I forgot where

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Speaker 1: I put them. She was kind of pissed about that.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, oh, like a prank. Huh, not very funny.

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Speaker 1: One you ever think she would maybe return the favor? Idiot?

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Speaker 1: Shut up that little brain's work, And isn't it punk? Yeah? Seriously,

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Speaker 1: just prank you? Really she did, and she did a

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Speaker 1: damn good job on the ad. Who who is this?

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Speaker 1: How did you get roped into this? This is Jose

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Speaker 1: for Radio Joe Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, And

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Speaker 1: this is what we call a phone trap. Actually it's

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Speaker 1: a phone tap, but I trapped you, so that's called

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Speaker 1: improv I just you got trapped. Oh man, freaking lunchable.

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Speaker 1: Come up, we'll leave everyone else's food alone. Bro. Actually,

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Speaker 1: now that it's just you and me, be honest. You

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Speaker 1: took it, right, I didn't take it? Oh really? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well I'm glad because I'm actually the one that took

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Speaker 1: it and it was delicious. The ham and the fake cheddar.

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Speaker 1: That's the best part. Bro. Yeah, listen, man, I think

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Speaker 1: you got some issues with lunchables. You got to work

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Speaker 1: out for yourself. Oh I do. I'm on a high

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Speaker 1: salt diet. My doctor hates me. That's all I eat

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Speaker 1: his lunchables. You got to watch out for the salt

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Speaker 1: man weak up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the Twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning