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Speaker 1: out of all the people on this show, you know

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Speaker 1: who's the best at delivering good news is Jose Bolognos.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't want it. I was quiet because I wasn't

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Speaker 1: trup it was me. Yeah, it's yeah, gets genuinely excited

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Speaker 1: about it. He's boisterous, he's fun. He actually enjoys the

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Speaker 1: good news more than the person receiving the news. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited to tell People's star you are the world's

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Speaker 1: best hype man. Yeah, truly. The other day someone emailed

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Speaker 1: the show saying, my sisters had cable for a really,

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Speaker 1: really long time, and we thought, why not give her

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Speaker 1: a call to wish her a happy Cable annivers free

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Speaker 1: And Jose's not coming in empty handed either. He's bringing

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Speaker 1: along a special gift just for her in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now. On the twenties, Hello, Hey is this Laura? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who's speaking. My name is John. I'm with Cable and

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Speaker 1: I just want to say happy in a Versarie. Ah,

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Speaker 1: happy never Si. Okay, Yeah, you've been with us for

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Speaker 1: five years now. Isn't that crazy? That's nuts? Oh my gosh, insane.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, we just wanted to thank you, give you

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Speaker 1: a little surprise to Supprisio. If it was a wine,

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Speaker 1: it'd be Supprisio Grizio. It's not a wine. We're not

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Speaker 1: giving you wine though. All right, It's okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I do have a surprise. Are you ready? Drum roll?

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Speaker 1: Please drum roll. In the last five years, you have

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Speaker 1: spent twelve thousand, five hundred and sixty seven dollars and

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Speaker 1: ninety two cents watching TV with us. Yay. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: a lot of money. Twelve thousand, five hundred and sixty

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Speaker 1: seven dollars and don't forget the nine to two cents shrows,

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Speaker 1: that's what I spent five years. Yeah, just think of

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Speaker 1: what else you could have spent that on. Huh. I

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Speaker 1: mean that's not even including your WiFi. That's just Cable, Jane.

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Speaker 1: Makes me feel good here much money watching TV? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I'm totally kidding. I mean, other than the number that

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Speaker 1: is real. No, listen, because you have Basic Cable for

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Speaker 1: your anniversary, we're giving you a chance to pick any

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Speaker 1: other channel you want that's not in your normal package. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: so do it. Boom, give me a channel right now,

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Speaker 1: shout it out. Hbo Oh, sorry, gosh, I was We

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Speaker 1: can't do that one. They already have way too mean subscribers. Okay,

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Speaker 1: pick another one. This is is fun though, right, pick another one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: actually I don't have showtime anyway. Would you shoot? That

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Speaker 1: one's way too popular? Okay, keep me going, pick another one,

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Speaker 1: come on, silly. Oh and I was hoping you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: say that one, because guess what. We can't do that one.

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Speaker 1: We can't do that one. You took the words out

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Speaker 1: of my mouth. You're good at this, Laura. How about this?

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Speaker 1: Here are your choices? Are you ready? What do you mean? Choices? Channel?

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Speaker 1: You know, it's it's like the airlines. There's like specific

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Speaker 1: blackout dates that just aren't available. But I have some

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Speaker 1: great options for you though, like like the violin channel.

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Speaker 1: We can do that. Huh. I've never heard of a

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Speaker 1: violin channel. You think it's literally just called the violin channel.

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Speaker 1: All the more reason to listen to the beautiful sounds

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Speaker 1: of a violin, my dear not interested? Okay, what about

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Speaker 1: the Rat Network all about rats, which is really cool?

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Speaker 1: When Rat Week comes on, it's their biggest week. No,

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Speaker 1: absolutely not, that's fair. Rats aren't for everyone. Um, speaking

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Speaker 1: of sewers, what about Plumber TV? Are you kidding? All

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Speaker 1: about plumbing? I never heard of any of these You

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Speaker 1: can learn from this channel. Last year alone, they broadcast

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Speaker 1: seven thousand toilets getting snaked. That was a new record

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Speaker 1: for them. No, I don't want to watch toilets getting snakes.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. Um, can I get MTV? Oh? God, EMPTYVR?

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Speaker 1: Your herds? It someone available in a herd? Or howie?

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Speaker 1: You know what? Just forget it. Okay, this is not

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Speaker 1: not fun for me trying to guess what channels might

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Speaker 1: be available on. I'm just in the Rat channel and

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting the channel whatever it was. Just forget it.

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Speaker 1: Look how about I throw in the best channel of

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Speaker 1: all and it's free and it's not even on TV.

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Speaker 1: It's a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 1: completely free. Happy end of her nursery from your sister Amy,

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Speaker 1: because she set you up for this phone tap and

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Speaker 1: you are gonna be on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that makes so much sense. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I think about it. Amy said, she's been giving you

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Speaker 1: a hard time because you're the only person that still

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Speaker 1: has cable that she knows. That's a day that makes

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Speaker 1: so much sense because last time we were together, last

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Speaker 1: you pay for cable. That's so expensible. Yeah, everyone wants

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Speaker 1: you to cut the cord. We want you to add

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Speaker 1: a bunch more chords, the rat chord. Come on rat TV,

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Speaker 1: rat me and you just sitting on the couch with

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Speaker 1: a bunch of tiny cut up cheeses. Huh, wake up?

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Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.