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Speaker 2: In today's phone tap, Stoner Max is back. Yes, if

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Speaker 2: you don't know him, he's the guy. Well, he's stoned,

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Speaker 2: he's he's on the Wacky Tobaccy. He's feeling good, but

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Speaker 2: one problem. He's running out of scratch. Needs money, and

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Speaker 2: that's why he calls a woman who's a dog breeder

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Speaker 2: and says he wants to be just like her. Oh

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Speaker 2: so maybe she has a few helpful tips for him. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure he's actually taking any notes, but he

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Speaker 2: is rolling paper. We know that in your phone tap

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Speaker 2: right now another.

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Speaker 3: Twenty Hello, Hello, hey, hey, hey, Hello, how that worked?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry? Who is this?

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Speaker 4: This is?

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Speaker 5: I am Max?

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Speaker 3: What's your name?

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Speaker 5: You called me?

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Speaker 4: You're supposed to be Erica and if it's not, I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna hang up. Hey, bro, No you're not Erica. Your

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Speaker 4: name is Flounder.

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Speaker 5: How can I help you?

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Speaker 4: Oh? I was given your your digits because I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to work with dogs, Like how you do you're a breader?

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Speaker 5: I'm a breeder, yes I am, But how can I

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Speaker 5: help you? I don't know why.

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Speaker 4: I thought like you made bread like for the dogs.

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 5: Are you the person that was gonna call me?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Here's the deal I heard.

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Speaker 4: You can make tons a do if you can get

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Speaker 4: dogs to like hook up and stuff, not like make out,

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Speaker 4: but like more like more basses.

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Speaker 5: It is lucrative. But how can I help?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 5: What do you need from me?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 4: I don't even know obviously, because these guys they're not

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Speaker 4: doing it at all. Like I tried to put on

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Speaker 4: some music and like set them in you feel me.

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Speaker 4: I put on some drizzy some.

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Speaker 5: Kind of joke or something.

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Speaker 4: No, why do you even think that?

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Speaker 5: How many dogs do you have over there?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 4: There's hold on? Only count one?

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Speaker 5: Shit, I don't have this. I don't have time for this.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, I lost count. Stop running around. I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to count you guys. Tell how many there's like there,

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Speaker 4: it's a circle of like five, you know what? Maybe

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Speaker 4: I rounded them up. They're all strays from the neighborhood

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Speaker 4: and I saved them.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like you're on something. If I'm being honest,

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Speaker 5: and I really don't have time for this. If you're

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Speaker 5: not being serious about that, I am.

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Speaker 4: That's all all that stuff wore off, okay a long

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Speaker 4: time ago.

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Speaker 5: See right there, you're obviously doing something and you're rounding

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Speaker 5: up straights like. This is not good. This is not

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Speaker 5: ethical breeding.

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Speaker 4: I know I'm new at this, okay, but I only

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Speaker 4: have like two questions.

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Speaker 5: Google is an app on your phone. You can serious.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, I forgot the first question. Let's move on

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Speaker 4: to this second question.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, number two.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to get them to mate, and it's really

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Speaker 4: frustrating because it's been like at least like four minutes.

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Speaker 4: I gotta be a my other job at Taco Bell

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Speaker 4: in like fifteen minutes or they're gonna fire me and

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Speaker 4: then I won't have like a ten percent off Listen,

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Speaker 4: God for everyone and the dogs.

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Speaker 5: This is not something that you do in ten minutes.

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Speaker 5: This is this is a process. This takes time.

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Speaker 4: Uh So, like fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 5: Because I call my boss.

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Speaker 4: He's pretty cool, Like if I'm late, you need.

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Speaker 5: To educate yourself on this. You need to look stuff

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Speaker 5: on the compute. I mean, for goodness sake, go to

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Speaker 5: the library.

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Speaker 4: I think I can. I don't know if they let

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Speaker 4: you take the dogs into the library though, because especially

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Speaker 4: if they're doing it and you're supposed to be quiet.

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Speaker 5: You're to the library.

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Speaker 3: Listen to this guy.

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Speaker 5: He's not gonna be quiet.

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Speaker 2: He's loud.

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Speaker 5: Oh, you need to go to the library and look

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Speaker 5: it up. Read a book.

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Speaker 3: Whoa ew EW's it supposed to look like that?

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Speaker 4: How flounder is? It looks like he's swimming. Oh my,

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Speaker 4: that is not the doggy paddle.

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Speaker 5: This is the most immature conversation I've ever had with

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Speaker 5: the dog. Free here.

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Speaker 2: It's all good.

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Speaker 4: No, it's Flounder is actually done.

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Speaker 5: That's awesome.

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Speaker 4: And so's the prank phone call. So like all our

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Speaker 4: jobs are complete, I should get raised me. This is

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Speaker 4: actually Jose for the Ratiow Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, I was literally about to come through

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Speaker 5: the phone. I'm like, you're an impecile, Like if you

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Speaker 5: can't get any.

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Speaker 4: Worse, and your friend Carla set you up and you

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Speaker 4: must love her because you were so nice to me.

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Speaker 4: I could tell you were like, Carla, I'm gonna I'm.

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Speaker 5: Gonna take a blood pressure pill because you praised my

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Speaker 5: blood pressure for the death.

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Speaker 4: Well it looks like Flounder took some kind of pill too.

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Speaker 5: He's still on my leg.

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Speaker 4: It's all good.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. Week up.

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Speaker 1: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: frooking Jeffrey in the morning,