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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 1: Mouse Speaker.

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Speaker 2: Textas seventy five nine two says when I play Mario

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Speaker 2: Kart with my six and eight year old I hang

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Speaker 2: in the middle of the pack and wipe out anybody

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Speaker 2: who threatens their position.

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Speaker 3: Your hero.

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Speaker 2: They think they win because of their awesome driving, but

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Speaker 2: really it's because of their secret protector.

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Speaker 3: Take that, you, other eight year old kids.

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Speaker 2: We can be your secret protector here on the mass speaker,

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Speaker 2: but instead of throwing out shells and bananas, we'll throw

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Speaker 2: a voice changer at you in order to keep you

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Speaker 2: ANONYMOUSOS And today we have a listener who's chosen to

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Speaker 2: go by Kyle as his fake name. So, Kyle, welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show.

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Speaker 1: Helloll you Hey, Kyle, excited to hear what your big

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Speaker 1: confession is.

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Speaker 3: Is it video game related?

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately not?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we can take non video game confessions to

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Speaker 2: the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear it.

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Speaker 4: So in my previous job, I was a bank teller.

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Speaker 4: Bank teller for about four years, okay, and nine to

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Speaker 4: nine percent of my job is normal bank teller stuff

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Speaker 4: like transactions when customers come in and checks and like

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Speaker 4: all the normal stuff.

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Speaker 2: It sound so fun deposits.

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Speaker 4: I'm not doing it anymore. But I did have this

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Speaker 4: one customer. He would always come in and he would

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Speaker 4: take out cashier's checks.

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Speaker 3: So weird. I forgot about those.

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Speaker 4: I know, and he would like, when you take out

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Speaker 4: a cashier sh it was must have been for his

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Speaker 4: business or something because he was paying a vendor with it.

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Speaker 4: It was a it was a beer company.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay.

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Speaker 4: So when they're doing that, it's very traditional to put

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Speaker 4: something in the memo. So I always asked, age, would

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Speaker 4: you like need to add him in the memo? Okay,

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Speaker 4: like for beer that he was doing it.

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Speaker 1: He never would This is like the original, like Venmo,

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Speaker 1: you know, reason why you're giving somebody exact?

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Speaker 3: Could you put a heart emoji in there for me?

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Speaker 2: But he didn't want to write anything at the bottom.

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Speaker 1: Of the check.

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Speaker 4: No. No, And I would always ask him and he

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Speaker 4: would always say no. So I just thought he was

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Speaker 4: gonna say no, But then he told me, hey, can

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Speaker 4: you write yourself in there.

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Speaker 2: To send to the beer company?

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Speaker 1: That I mean, who knows, maybe it's like his brother

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Speaker 1: or something that owns a beer company, you know, Veno Brook.

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Speaker 3: You're right, it's like people putting yeah for the good time.

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Speaker 2: And did you do that?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 4: At first I started laughing, you know, it's not a

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Speaker 4: normal thing. And then I was like, are you serious.

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Speaker 4: He's like, no, I'm serious.

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Speaker 3: Write it? And so did you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Why do I feel like you could get fired for that?

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Speaker 4: I thought it was funny and he thought it was funny.

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Speaker 4: Like every time he would come in, we would come

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Speaker 4: up with something new.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, like for being a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, every time, Like sometimes he would come up with it.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I would come up with it, but he would

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Speaker 4: say like, like, here's your money, Josh.

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Speaker 3: For the sucker God, get the dumb button.

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Speaker 4: Read it was.

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Speaker 3: It was fun.

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Speaker 1: So they did it for like a year year, And

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Speaker 1: it's so awesome when you work in a job like

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Speaker 1: that where you you have customers that are cool, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, like regulars that you're like you look forward to

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Speaker 3: them coming in every time.

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Speaker 2: In the weirdest way, this is such good above and

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Speaker 2: beyond customer service. Built a relationship with this guy to

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Speaker 2: go to your window. I'm gonna start telling our managers

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Speaker 2: to write horrible things on my paycheck.

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Speaker 3: That'd be pretty funny if only they were funnier. Jeff, already,

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Speaker 3: please deserve this fire.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you guys are kind of piling on here. I

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Speaker 2: meant it as a joke. I didn't realize you had

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Speaker 2: so much PENTI so you said it went on for

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Speaker 2: a year. What happened at the end of a year?

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Speaker 4: Well, I got called into my manager's office at one

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Speaker 4: point here.

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Speaker 3: Did the beer company complain or what?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, some VP of the beer company had called in.

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Speaker 4: He had reached out to our branch because we were

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Speaker 4: the ones that were issuing them, and then he was

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Speaker 4: asking like, why is there all this profanity and all

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Speaker 4: these weird messages on there? And the funny part was

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Speaker 4: I'm sitting there in my manager's office and they start

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Speaker 4: reading out.

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Speaker 3: All of them that we had done over.

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Speaker 1: The last years, like fifty did the customer trade credit for?

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Speaker 3: Did he throw you under the bus? Because he easily could.

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Speaker 4: Be like, yeah, I had to kind of explain that

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Speaker 4: it was customer prompted because they had ad like how

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Speaker 4: did this start? Because it wasn't happening, and then all

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Speaker 4: of a sudden, for a year it was happening, and

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Speaker 4: they thought like I was in on it, which I was,

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Speaker 4: but I didn't say I was in.

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Speaker 3: You threw the guy, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I threw him under the but it was his. It

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Speaker 4: was his idea. He prompted it, and so I was

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Speaker 4: just obliging.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just.

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Speaker 3: Coming with my own idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how can they get mad at you if you're

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Speaker 2: just following what the customer wants to do?

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Speaker 4: Well, it didn't help that I started kind of laughing

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Speaker 4: when they were reading him off. Yeah, because I forgot

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Speaker 4: and that was kind of funny, so long so short,

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Speaker 4: like I had to kind of explain it, and then

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Speaker 4: my manager kind of backed off. That gave me a

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Speaker 4: really harsh warning, like like I almost got fired for it,

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Speaker 4: but yeah, it's a first. It basically got the final

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Speaker 4: warning like this can never happen again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you lucked out man.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I wonder what happened the ripple effect?

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Speaker 4: Did you single handlely takedown Budweiser?

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Speaker 3: Why? It's like, why was he writing that? Did you

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Speaker 3: ever find out? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I want to know from their end, just for pure humor.

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Speaker 4: It was just funny because he knew them and so

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Speaker 4: he was like it just started and then snowballed and

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Speaker 4: probably got a little out of hand.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, to anybody working in the alcohol industry, probably

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Speaker 1: is a little bit more lenient.

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Speaker 3: He might not even sober time he came in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but now you've moved on to a new

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Speaker 2: job something where profanity and talking bad to people is

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Speaker 2: totally cool, right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And I've done my bank seller.

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Speaker 3: He's in the medical industry now, Jeffrey, of course.

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Speaker 2: Seven five nine two. If you have a confession that

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Speaker 2: you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity,

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Speaker 2: mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Fell.

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Speaker 1: Jeff's coming up right after this, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Dang