WEBVTT - Bryan Safi Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

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<v Speaker 1>to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your presences

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<v Speaker 1>presents enough. I already had too much stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So how did you dare to surbey me? Welcome to?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. Ah, we're in

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<v Speaker 2>the backyard. It is raining enough to set a mood,

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<v Speaker 2>but not enough to flood my home, which is kind

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<v Speaker 2>of my sweet spot. And hopefully we'll just continue with

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<v Speaker 2>that and you know, hydrate things without you know, devastating

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<v Speaker 2>me for the next three months. We'll see what happens. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't get into me talking about my house flooding.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that was half of the podcast last year.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to try to be light with it. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>get into the podcast. I love today's guest. It's Brian Sophy. Brian,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to. I said no gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, Bridger, your backyard is so beautiful. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you ever talk about how beautiful it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Well, first of all, thank you, I don't personally,

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<v Speaker 2>I do appreciate the backyard. Guests will comment, well, they

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<v Speaker 2>will admire it. They'll say something about the backyard.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I get something off the bat really quick?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 3>I know you don't watch this because you're like a

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<v Speaker 3>high brow personal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I may surprise you very soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, have you watched The Traders? Of course, why you're

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<v Speaker 3>not on that show beyond me based on how fancy

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<v Speaker 3>you I mean honestly, like, I feel like you would

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<v Speaker 3>be so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Well up the prize amount and all considerate. That's my

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<v Speaker 2>not enraw money, you know what. Not it's sound like

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<v Speaker 2>an asshole, it's not. I think it sounds like an asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about this realistically. Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of real money, but it's not a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of game show money. Survivor has been giving people

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<v Speaker 2>a million dollars for the last thousand years.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one twenty five at the end of it. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean you're paying half in taxi here.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, if and you may be splitting it.

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<v Speaker 3>You might be splitting it even more than one way, right, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>and this is a.

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<v Speaker 2>Game show produced by a major you know, studio network. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not some It's not like Family Feud at three

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<v Speaker 2>pm with.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a high production value and like a real star

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<v Speaker 3>hosting right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>In that the two hundred and fifty thousand dollars makes

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<v Speaker 2>no sense.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes no sense. And then not to mention, everyone's

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<v Speaker 3>going to think you're so loaded after that that all

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<v Speaker 3>your family's going to come out of the woodwork. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>there's just no getting ahead whinning even if you win.

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<v Speaker 2>When they're like really going for the games and trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get the money, I'm like, it's not that the

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<v Speaker 2>stakes are not here. I would be so lazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't even do I fast forward through them. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>I get there is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the games. The show is essentially this. A third

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<v Speaker 2>of it is watching people come through a door while

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like picking at breakfast.

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<v Speaker 3>A gorgeous breakfast, full breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>But picking And we'll talk about the Australian version. I've

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<v Speaker 2>watched a lot of show you I've watched the show

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<v Speaker 2>A full Breakfast on Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>I do, but I don't like the table and chairs

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<v Speaker 3>and the looks horrible. It looks like a backroom in

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<v Speaker 3>a church. It's like a rat exactly awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Then there's the third of the show, which is

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<v Speaker 2>the most convoluted games they start explaining the rules, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just in another place completely. It's like coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like a game you've come up with when

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<v Speaker 2>you're in about seven and you just keep saying and then,

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<v Speaker 2>and then and then exactly. You get to a point

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<v Speaker 2>where like, w how do you win? Right? What is this?

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<v Speaker 3>You're putting me on a fucking Ferris wheel upside down

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<v Speaker 3>to answer questions about talking about like.

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<v Speaker 2>What are those meetings? Like how do you even begin

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<v Speaker 2>with those games? Idea?

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<v Speaker 3>And my least favorite thing it make speak cringe every

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<v Speaker 3>time is when they like when they get to where

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<v Speaker 3>the three of them are meeting, like whoever many trainers are,

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<v Speaker 3>and they d they take the hood.

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<v Speaker 2>Off and they look at each other and they go.

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<v Speaker 3>Like breathe. So embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>I also want to know, well, I would ruin the

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<v Speaker 2>show for me, but like the actual production part of

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<v Speaker 2>that is it? Like how do they keep them a

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<v Speaker 2>secret from the rest of It's like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't actually know, because I was like, oh, there must

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<v Speaker 3>all be staying somewhere else, and then they drive them

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<v Speaker 3>back to the castle. Oh, even so, I still don't

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<v Speaker 3>know how they would.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, Oh, that sounds like a giant hassle it does,

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<v Speaker 2>and then yeah, I feel like there's got to be

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<v Speaker 2>people start noticing. I guess not yeah, but yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>prize amount is not from it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I would love to see you on there if honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>Peacock kick up the prize money so that I can

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<v Speaker 3>watch Bridger on the show kill it.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be in that castle. That would be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Although can I say something, Yeah, it feels like I

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<v Speaker 2>got a recent remodel buy someone without a lot of taste.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to say this, it's a lot of wayfair

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<v Speaker 3>in there. Yes, it's clearly and it looks old, but

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it's like the sick you said on any

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<v Speaker 3>of those things. The leather's going to break, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean, It's just it's just gonna slit. It's

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<v Speaker 3>all splittable furniture.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not be surprised if those wood floors were laminate.

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<v Speaker 2>No me neither, which is crazy that it's this ancient castle.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no no. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the chandeliers are beautiful, I'll give them a right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's very chip and Joanna went through it

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<v Speaker 2>without thrilled to look at that. But look, I'd take

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<v Speaker 2>the trip. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but I am going to

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<v Speaker 2>be just kicking back and watching other people do the trials.

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<v Speaker 3>The game did take a three and a half week

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<v Speaker 3>trip to Scotland a few years ago. I took my

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<v Speaker 3>mother for her seventieth birthday. It was a classic adult

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<v Speaker 3>son mother trip. It was full of dignity and I

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<v Speaker 3>really kept my composure of the whole time. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 3>it was great. But we did see some of those

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<v Speaker 3>magnificent castles. They really really are stunning.

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<v Speaker 2>There are so many of these. I mean, I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>been there, but no, it's like they have.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, they have like twenty five legit, twenty

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<v Speaker 3>five thousand locks for a country that big, that's how many.

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<v Speaker 2>Likes California has a single pond.

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<v Speaker 3>Just the reservoirs. They're not even exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a concrete exactly nasty pool.

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<v Speaker 3>The La River is a bed of concrete. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 3>we saw those castles and they were really really stunning.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty five thousand locks. Yeah. Did you get to see

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<v Speaker 2>the lock Nest.

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<v Speaker 3>The Loch Nest, the Loch Lomond. We saw a few

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<v Speaker 3>of them. We drove through a bunch of.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is lock ness the biggest or is it just

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<v Speaker 2>the most famous.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the most famous, and I think it's the deepest.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, which makes sense, which makes.

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<v Speaker 3>Sense, like where's he gonna hide or she? But Loch

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<v Speaker 3>Lomond I think is the biggest by land, by see,

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<v Speaker 3>by water.

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<v Speaker 2>And those bodies of water. Because I grew up in Utah,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a desert. Yeah, and I live in la

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<v Speaker 2>which is also a desert. Whenever I see something that's

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<v Speaker 2>bigger than like an Olympic sized swimming pool, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>imagine that it's not the ocean.

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<v Speaker 3>Same No, I mean, it just seems like I grew

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<v Speaker 3>up in Olpaso, the desert.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's wild to see like what other places consider

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<v Speaker 2>a lake, because where we come from, a lake is

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<v Speaker 2>nothing barely anything. Were you from?

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<v Speaker 3>So are you from something?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Right outside of something like so I've never seen

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<v Speaker 2>that lake. Oh that's very big. Actually, yea smells terrible often.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do people's why is it because.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the now I'm going to say something that's at

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<v Speaker 2>the brine. I think the brine, Yeah, I believe that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like a little shrimp in it.

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<v Speaker 3>So does it smell oceany?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it smells there's something called like, no, I again,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm speaking about something I don't quite know about, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but you it's like occasionally hear about the lake effect,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a horrible smell in the air god, which

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of like a did we just hear like

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<v Speaker 2>a what was that? That was neither human nor beast?

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<v Speaker 2>That was something in between that was very strange. I

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully listener got a peak of that. But no, the

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<v Speaker 2>lake effect smells kind of sulfury.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, great, because I guess it's not moving.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, it's just kind of it's like the Dead Sea. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if the Dead Sea gets a similar thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it has a horrible smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they I think great Salt like used to be

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like Utah's beach destination and like the twenties,

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<v Speaker 2>people would go out and float to the race. But

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<v Speaker 2>you go there now you're like, I'm not touching that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like the Sultan Sea here. I've never been to it, right,

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<v Speaker 3>It used to be like a resort town and then

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<v Speaker 3>suddenly it started smelling horrible and so everyone stopped going there.

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<v Speaker 3>But like the signs are still there from the sixties, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>which would be cool. It's eerie like like women in

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<v Speaker 3>those like really almost full coverage bikinis.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, of course, yeah, very flat right, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I believe the salt and Sea. And I think that

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<v Speaker 2>happened was because like they started, Uh again, why do

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<v Speaker 2>I keep talking about water sources? Like I know, but

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<v Speaker 2>I believe every word. I think they kind of cut

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<v Speaker 2>off the source of fresh water in that town or

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<v Speaker 2>something like to diverted to La Okay and then the

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<v Speaker 2>town went bust and now it's this haunted swamp essentially.

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<v Speaker 3>So wild too, because it's like, why drive forty five

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<v Speaker 3>minutes to the ocean when you can drive forty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>This man made.

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<v Speaker 2>Lake exactly makes no sense whatsoever. And just to wrap

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<v Speaker 2>up with the Great Salt like what we're to continue

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<v Speaker 2>talking about, and this is again I this podcast, people

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<v Speaker 2>are no longer tuning in for facts or for certified facts, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's fine. My name Bridger comes from a mountain

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<v Speaker 2>man named Jim Bridger, who I believe was the first

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<v Speaker 2>like white person to discover the Great Salt Lake. And

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<v Speaker 2>then it gets kind of embarrassing because he thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was the Pacific Ocean, right, so it must be very big. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's very I mean, I think it's big enough that

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<v Speaker 2>if you're lazy, you're not going to, you know, go

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<v Speaker 2>all the way around it. So my namesake is kind

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<v Speaker 2>of humiliating.

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<v Speaker 3>It is unbelievable how so many of the people who

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<v Speaker 3>wrote history wrote it off first and.

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<v Speaker 2>Russians this must be it. Nobody check, nobody check.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to check.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I made it here, I'm not don't need to

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<v Speaker 2>do anything else. Oh, okay, you went to Scotland a

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<v Speaker 2>few years ago. You were traveling recently, I was. I

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<v Speaker 2>was in.

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<v Speaker 3>I did the Tour de mont blank, which is like

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<v Speaker 3>you kind of hiked through the French, Italian and swissups

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<v Speaker 3>around my avid hiker and so I was. And then

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<v Speaker 3>I sort of was based out of Paris around that.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was gone for like a month and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>That's incredible. And then well then the sound strike happened,

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<v Speaker 3>and I remember I was about to buy a watch.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally jumped over the counter, grabbed my credit card,

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<v Speaker 3>ran out of there and booked a flight back home

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<v Speaker 3>because I was like, I don't this doesn't none of

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<v Speaker 3>this seems smartening one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in free fall exact. Well, let's talk about some

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<v Speaker 2>low lights of the trip. What were some low lights

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<v Speaker 2>for you? Okay? Of the one it sounds so beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>and incredible. It was beautiful. It was incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>And I have to say we were crossing the border

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<v Speaker 3>between in the mountains between Italy and Switzerland and there

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<v Speaker 3>was this group of young German like twelve guys men

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<v Speaker 3>and they were all started singing, oh, they're like German

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<v Speaker 3>national anthem.

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<v Speaker 2>It.

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<v Speaker 3>It was very unnerving to be honest with you, because

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<v Speaker 3>and there weren't nice boy.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like oh v stubis, oh you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>It was that is very unnerving.

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<v Speaker 2>Were they in similar dress?

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<v Speaker 3>I have just hiking here, but we had to climb

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<v Speaker 3>over this ice thing after that, and they kept making

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<v Speaker 3>fun of me, specifically because they said I was going

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<v Speaker 3>too slow and I was this is a good quote though,

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<v Speaker 3>a scared American so retrous at the time, I was sweating,

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<v Speaker 3>so scared, just like, oh god, oh god. But then

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<v Speaker 3>a scared American was felt pretty pretty accurate.

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<v Speaker 2>It sure, so that felt good to be bullied in

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<v Speaker 2>the Alps exactly. Germans should know that they need to

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<v Speaker 2>have a softer touch with this sort of thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and these guys didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>And actually a couple of them did have like slipping

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<v Speaker 3>and falling, so that was a little bit of some slapstick,

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<v Speaker 3>a little Keystone cops just modern times, I mean, just

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<v Speaker 3>the classics, you know what I mean. The got Harold Lloyd.

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<v Speaker 3>It was great. So that was a low light. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>we did stay in so there are these little inns

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<v Speaker 3>you stay in along the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I love this. This it was and they would

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<v Speaker 2>cook for you to night.

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<v Speaker 3>It was gorgeous, except one of them for I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what reason, because it was just in I think

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<v Speaker 3>this was still in the French Alps. Was a pac

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<v Speaker 3>Man themed.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say like a Mexican restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but it was all like robot and arcade game theme.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a barcade.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a barcade. It was wary, and it was

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of nothing, and it was very strange

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<v Speaker 3>and it felt like you were in I mean, it

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<v Speaker 3>was clearly like one person's vision, but like the carpet

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<v Speaker 3>had like vision pellets, do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>But pac Man eats and it wasn't even misspac Man.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like regular pack. So that was like an.

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<v Speaker 2>Audix and it was a place you stayed at yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we stayed there. I mean like I had Circus Circus.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it felt exactly like Circus Circus, and that night

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<v Speaker 3>I had like I mean it was like casino food,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what it was like. It was like chicken

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<v Speaker 3>tenders and like disco fry. It was so strange.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes zeros. It made no sense.

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<v Speaker 3>And they were like this is the only in around here,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm sort of like, okay, I mean I guess

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<v Speaker 3>like I don't know these inns.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you like just stumbling upon them as you or

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<v Speaker 2>do you book them on? Oh? Yeah, you're booked.

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<v Speaker 3>I went with like a guided group and there were

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<v Speaker 3>like eight people. Okay, so I wasn't really left to

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<v Speaker 3>my own.

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<v Speaker 2>Devices for so you were just pac Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Was it pac Man or Bust?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? And there were actual arcades there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it truly I'm trying to think. It felt

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<v Speaker 3>sort of like a bar in Union Square, do you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean? Like there used to be more

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<v Speaker 3>called Lemon Bar. They used to It was just all

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<v Speaker 3>these NYU Right. I don't know if you're it's still

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<v Speaker 3>allowed to stay Bridge and Tunnel, but that was so

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<v Speaker 3>it felt like that idea, right, yeah, like going out

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<v Speaker 3>it's like going to Lucky Strike or whatever. In Hollywood,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like bowling out.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a weird artificial sitting that nobody really enjoys.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, except at least here, you're like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 3>what Hollywood is. There you're not thinking this is what

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<v Speaker 3>the alpuit.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like it came from through a portal or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like and rehality. It's very odd. Wow. But the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of the inns were okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The rest of them are okay. I mean there were

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<v Speaker 3>there were highs and lows which each of them, but

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<v Speaker 3>but the rest of them were okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a nice trip. And how long total

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<v Speaker 2>were you hiking? It was twelve days twelve Like it

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<v Speaker 2>was hard waking up and then going to bed after

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<v Speaker 2>hiking every single one of those days.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you would hike for like ten hours, twelve hours.

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<v Speaker 3>It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Also with summer, so like no one was going to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say one other low light. I went on

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of hinge dates and Paris, okay, and they

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<v Speaker 3>were really eye opening because they immediately just started insulting

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<v Speaker 3>you because you're American, which I by the way, I

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<v Speaker 3>like that Paris is a tough place for chorist because

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it's one of the only places where

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<v Speaker 3>they still expect you to really try, and.

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<v Speaker 2>When you succeed, it's like, wow, oh my god, it's

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<v Speaker 2>such a thrill.

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<v Speaker 3>But these guys were each of them sort of did

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<v Speaker 3>the same thing where they were like, you are so cullious,

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<v Speaker 3>like it's so funny how you uh want to talk

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<v Speaker 3>before we fuck? And here we fuck before we talk,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, well, I met you on hinge and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know you. And then a lot of them

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<v Speaker 3>were really into this idea of like defend terrible people,

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<v Speaker 3>like we can't tell you what yellen every friendship right

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<v Speaker 3>now exactly, And I was like, you can, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>comfortable doing it and they're like, no, you're so precious

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<v Speaker 3>with soles and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, you don't know me for such a miserable first

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<v Speaker 2>date someone with this aggressive attitude.

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<v Speaker 3>Each of them were just everything I said was oh

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<v Speaker 3>American America and you know all this.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was either of the dates and decently are

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<v Speaker 2>you in touch with either of these people?

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<v Speaker 3>One of them after the no.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>One of them after the date was like, I forget

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<v Speaker 3>what holiday it might have been best steel day actually,

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<v Speaker 3>and for that you want to lock yourself inside because

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<v Speaker 3>it's like it gets wild and people throw shit and

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<v Speaker 3>it's crazy. But this guy invited me after our date

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<v Speaker 3>to a party and so we went there and he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, don't worry, everyone speaks English and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't matter. I'm the outside of here.

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<v Speaker 2>So we go up.

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<v Speaker 3>No one spoke a word of English to me and

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<v Speaker 3>my friends is not that good. And he was like,

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<v Speaker 3>they speak English, they just don't want to. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>you got me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the most boring Frank show of all time.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct, Because then I just left.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a bad idea for if you ever get

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<v Speaker 2>pranked on a show to just turn around and walk away.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not interacting with this anymore. No, forget, You're not

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<v Speaker 2>getting me. So those are my low lights.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>And did you have a heavy backpack on the whole time?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I sort of boogied out a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Those our bags would be like driven to the ends

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<v Speaker 3>each night. You would have just had like day packs.

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<v Speaker 2>This is very reality show. It was very reality pa

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<v Speaker 2>driving your things?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you picnic? Yes? Oh that sounds one.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is why it was nice to have a

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<v Speaker 3>guide because they just knew these spots that no one

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<v Speaker 3>else right love and they were stunning. Each one was stunning.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you would get the like cheese from the

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<v Speaker 3>dairies in the mountains, and it was it was incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>The lines from the pac man bar, wines from.

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<v Speaker 3>The pack manbar, absolutely, the pellets from the carpet, it

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<v Speaker 3>was just amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to look this. That sounds absolutely hard.

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<v Speaker 3>The name if I can find it. Yeah, it was wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Well, look there's something else we need to talk about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>of course I was excited to have you here today. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Brian Sophy, wonderfully. He's so lovely, he's so funny. How

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<v Speaker 2>could it possibly go wrong? Oh? God, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought he'll come, we'll chat, catch up, he'll go on

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<v Speaker 2>his way, right, So I'll say I was a little

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<v Speaker 2>surprised you come kind of sloshing up here in the

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<v Speaker 2>rain into my backyard holding Uh what is what? I

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<v Speaker 2>suspect a gift or a paper purse.

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<v Speaker 3>Could be a paper purse, it could be a harlequin

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<v Speaker 3>sleeping place for a tiny doll.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a doll like coffin. It is it is well

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<v Speaker 2>I assume this is a gift and the podcast is

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<v Speaker 2>I know I couldn't. I said, no gift. I know

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<v Speaker 2>you did. Oh I fucked up? Okay, Well, I like

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<v Speaker 2>the immediate ownership of the mistake, you know, repentance. All

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<v Speaker 2>of this is very important. Should I open this here

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast, I would listen.

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<v Speaker 3>You might as well keep humiliating me, So yeah, I say.

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<v Speaker 2>Go for it. Okay. As we said, it's in kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like a tall probably Barbie height.

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<v Speaker 3>Bag Barbie and like more of a brats do all

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<v Speaker 3>to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, brat Barbie would probably go to about here this is,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like got the space for a brat's head,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right. I measure everything in dull length and headsize. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's kind of a colorful ing.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a two fer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the order matter, no does not. Okay, So we'll

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<v Speaker 2>take the tissue and we're reaching.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone's going to pleasure themselves to that later, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>just playing it over and over and over louder and

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<v Speaker 3>loud back fifteen seconds, back, fifty second.

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<v Speaker 2>Your neighbors just hear this crinkling someone outside their cars, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what are they listening? What's going on in there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pulling something out first. Okay, wait ooh a dry shampoo,

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<v Speaker 2>A bumble and bumble dry shampoo.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, Bridger. Now, this was a real journey for

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<v Speaker 3>me in twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:31.800
<v Speaker 3>I became obsessed with two things QBC okay, and building

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<v Speaker 3>out my earthquake kit to the point that I became

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<v Speaker 3>so obsessed that I started filling it out with everything

0:20:39.160 --> 0:20:42.000
<v Speaker 3>I thought I might need. And one of the last

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<v Speaker 3>stops was canisters of dry shampoo to say, that are

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<v Speaker 3>in my earthquake closet that I got for a.

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<v Speaker 2>Steal on QVC.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you got them from QB Coors. Yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 3>ordered a generator. I mean they were all into like

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<v Speaker 3>full pre pandemic happening, and then prepping was a natural extension.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's when I really came into the QVC thing. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>I only lasted about six months watching QVC.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a decent amount of time.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a decent amount of time. I would watch

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<v Speaker 3>it for like an hour every night. I loved it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I would be excited to see what the deals were.

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<v Speaker 3>But I tuned in a lot for like the prepper stuff. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>the bumble of the bubble dry shampoo was not a

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<v Speaker 3>prepper not advertising.

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<v Speaker 2>It'st a prepper thing. They should have been.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, how am I going to shampoo my.

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<v Speaker 2>Hair right, especially like during the water Wars crap?

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly. Yeah, so you know, so that was that. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So what was the first thing you got on QBC

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<v Speaker 2>during your Yeah it was meal kits? Okay, meal kits

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<v Speaker 2>like that was actual, right, survival kits. Shit.

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<v Speaker 3>So I have a bunch of them. Do you know

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<v Speaker 3>they last fifty years?

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty? Yeah, I wonder what they're like at year forty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, you know what, I'm going to look at

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<v Speaker 3>my receipt. No, I bought them in twenty twenty and

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<v Speaker 3>twenty sixty nine. Oh, you'll have me back.

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<v Speaker 2>Around to mark it down. Mark it down.

0:22:02.359 --> 0:22:04.919
<v Speaker 3>Well, will split a meal and we'll see what we think.

0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.359
<v Speaker 2>About a light, some candles. We'll get out this almost

0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:10.600
<v Speaker 2>expired prepper meal, correct, and we'll review it. Do you

0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:12.159
<v Speaker 2>know what's in them? No?

0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:14.640
<v Speaker 3>I think it's just a lot of like just add

0:22:14.760 --> 0:22:15.639
<v Speaker 3>water kind of stuff.

0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:16.040
<v Speaker 4>Right.

0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:19.960
<v Speaker 3>But I got breakfasts, lunches, dinners. I mean, I'm it's

0:22:20.160 --> 0:22:24.280
<v Speaker 3>going to be I mean, eggs literally all of that. Wow,

0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:27.840
<v Speaker 3>and like and a generator got like a little like

0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:28.640
<v Speaker 3>a mini generator.

0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:31.440
<v Speaker 2>How long are these prepper kits? What is the term

0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:33.360
<v Speaker 2>the earthquake kid?

0:22:33.440 --> 0:22:34.760
<v Speaker 3>I guess this is what we call it. But those

0:22:34.800 --> 0:22:35.680
<v Speaker 3>are just the backpacks.

0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:38.199
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, okay, the meals, like how many days are

0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:39.080
<v Speaker 2>they supposed to last?

0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:39.159
<v Speaker 3>You?

0:22:39.760 --> 0:22:39.879
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:42.280
<v Speaker 3>So it depends on how many you order. I'm trying

0:22:42.320 --> 0:22:43.960
<v Speaker 3>to remember how many I or I think I got

0:22:44.040 --> 0:22:46.399
<v Speaker 3>like six months worth or something like that.

0:22:46.600 --> 0:22:47.760
<v Speaker 2>That's a decent amount of food.

0:22:47.920 --> 0:22:50.120
<v Speaker 3>It's a lot of food. I mean literally, an entire

0:22:50.240 --> 0:22:53.120
<v Speaker 3>walking closet is my earthquake closet. I mean I can't

0:22:53.200 --> 0:22:55.960
<v Speaker 3>walk in it anymore. That's I have watered that last

0:22:56.000 --> 0:22:56.520
<v Speaker 3>fifty years.

0:22:56.640 --> 0:22:58.200
<v Speaker 2>You're going to be You're going to be like the

0:22:58.680 --> 0:23:01.440
<v Speaker 2>president of the Wasteland. You're going to have so much power.

0:23:01.640 --> 0:23:05.399
<v Speaker 2>But here's the problem, and I think you'll agree with me. Actually,

0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:13.440
<v Speaker 2>if we survive, whatever, do you really want to be

0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:16.520
<v Speaker 2>around the people who are ready? Because they scare the

0:23:16.760 --> 0:23:20.520
<v Speaker 2>absolute me. They were the scariest of the scary.

0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:26.640
<v Speaker 3>So I might survive, but I'm not sure I want

0:23:26.720 --> 0:23:31.360
<v Speaker 3>to around other people prepper culture, preppers.

0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:33.480
<v Speaker 2>This for me is always the thing where I'm like,

0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:37.440
<v Speaker 2>you watch a post apocalyptic movie whatever, I think, just

0:23:37.520 --> 0:23:39.840
<v Speaker 2>kill me day one. Yeah, what, I don't want to

0:23:39.840 --> 0:23:40.880
<v Speaker 2>do any of that, mean neither.

0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:44.720
<v Speaker 3>If Jurassic Park happened, I would they were like, here's

0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:46.760
<v Speaker 3>a gun, defend yourself. I would shoot myself in the face.

0:23:47.520 --> 0:23:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to see the mistake, but it would happened.

0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:55.159
<v Speaker 3>Exactly. Yeah, you hold, No, I don't want to be

0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:56.000
<v Speaker 3>around for stuff like that.

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:58.840
<v Speaker 2>No, what is there to live for? Nothing? Especially if

0:23:58.880 --> 0:24:01.359
<v Speaker 2>the TV doesn't work exactly and I don't want anything

0:24:01.400 --> 0:24:02.800
<v Speaker 2>to do with it. I'll wait for the battery to

0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:04.960
<v Speaker 2>die on my phone and then kill me right exactly.

0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:05.840
<v Speaker 2>That's all I need.

0:24:06.040 --> 0:24:08.320
<v Speaker 3>No, all I want in this world is culture. And

0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:10.080
<v Speaker 3>so once that's over, like I'm done.

0:24:10.600 --> 0:24:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I will say, having grown up Mormon, there's a

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:19.879
<v Speaker 2>very preparedness culture with built Mormonism. They're very like be

0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:24.119
<v Speaker 2>ready for big emergencies. And why is that? Specifically? Do

0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:26.920
<v Speaker 2>you think there's like a vague like the world could

0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:32.040
<v Speaker 2>end or like you know, something serious could happen and

0:24:32.040 --> 0:24:33.720
<v Speaker 2>you've got to live through it. But I don't feel

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:36.040
<v Speaker 2>like they ever. Yeah, they don't really explicitly say like

0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:40.119
<v Speaker 2>it's going to be doomsday, right, But they don't give dates, right,

0:24:40.160 --> 0:24:43.240
<v Speaker 2>They kind of encourage you to have canned goods and

0:24:43.280 --> 0:24:45.480
<v Speaker 2>the sort of thing, which there's there's no problem with that.

0:24:45.840 --> 0:24:47.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean the beginning of the pandemic, I was like, oh,

0:24:48.200 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 2>I own a box of cereal, right.

0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:53.040
<v Speaker 3>Apparently someone told me that all you really need food

0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 3>wise is just go to like cost or whatever and

0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:57.879
<v Speaker 3>just get a bunch of peanut butter because it lasts forever,

0:24:58.000 --> 0:24:59.879
<v Speaker 3>and it's like has all the fat you need.

0:25:00.040 --> 0:25:02.280
<v Speaker 2>It's like a good and it tastes great. Again, it

0:25:02.320 --> 0:25:05.560
<v Speaker 2>tastes until you get to like jar ninety right. I

0:25:05.680 --> 0:25:07.959
<v Speaker 2>wonder what that feels like. But I would I mean,

0:25:08.000 --> 0:25:10.200
<v Speaker 2>I could live for weeks just with a spoon and

0:25:10.240 --> 0:25:13.439
<v Speaker 2>some peanut butter easily. But again, I think I probably

0:25:13.480 --> 0:25:16.080
<v Speaker 2>have a third of a thing of peanut butter right now. Yeah.

0:25:16.280 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean, by the way, my food supply for emergencies

0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 3>is a lot, none of it I actually want to taste.

0:25:23.640 --> 0:25:25.680
<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm not going to be living the high life.

0:25:27.000 --> 0:25:29.639
<v Speaker 2>So, okay, you've got the Prepper kits on QVC. What

0:25:29.760 --> 0:25:31.919
<v Speaker 2>other purchases were made on QVC?

0:25:32.119 --> 0:25:35.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this was not this part was not in this.

0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm just going through the thing in my mind. I

0:25:36.640 --> 0:25:42.960
<v Speaker 3>have a toilet with bags that like you it's a

0:25:43.040 --> 0:25:46.159
<v Speaker 3>toilet seat, okay, that's on top of the bucket, okay.

0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:47.840
<v Speaker 3>And then there are these bags. You put them in

0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:50.440
<v Speaker 3>and they like vacuum seal and then you throw them out.

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:54.560
<v Speaker 3>Whoa that was I'm going crazy. First, I have a

0:25:54.640 --> 0:25:58.560
<v Speaker 3>bunch of tarps. I have duct tape, dry shampoo, A

0:25:58.840 --> 0:25:59.840
<v Speaker 3>ton of sunscreen.

0:26:00.560 --> 0:26:02.680
<v Speaker 2>That's a good one, A ton of feel like sunscreen

0:26:02.800 --> 0:26:09.440
<v Speaker 2>expires it does. Yeah, yeah, but you know some of

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:11.200
<v Speaker 2>these ends of days you're like, well, I'll give it

0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:13.800
<v Speaker 2>a shot and then I'll just get a deep tan.

0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:17.159
<v Speaker 3>But I'm truly disgusted with myself that some of my

0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 3>first thoughts in earthquake preparedness were but how am I

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:20.320
<v Speaker 3>gonna look?

0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:23.080
<v Speaker 2>I can't age.

0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:25.800
<v Speaker 3>This sounds the number one aging.

0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I need to have flawless skin through the end of

0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:28.359
<v Speaker 2>the world.

0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:33.760
<v Speaker 3>Skin, A ton of like uh soap, okay, a shampoo, wow,

0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:37.240
<v Speaker 3>regular shampoo, stuff like that, and then also like rolls

0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:39.359
<v Speaker 3>of duct tape tarps. In case your window blows out,

0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:40.920
<v Speaker 3>you get a tarp, you duct tape and over.

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Right, you know, what I mean those things any kind

0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:44.240
<v Speaker 2>of weaponry.

0:26:44.960 --> 0:26:47.560
<v Speaker 3>Well, no, okay, my dad is a hunter and all

0:26:47.600 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 3>he wants in this world is to buy me a gun.

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Right. Of course, I'm in a very similar territory.

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:55.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, right, So occasionally when I go home, my dad

0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:58.200
<v Speaker 3>will be like, I just need to run an errand

0:26:58.240 --> 0:27:01.840
<v Speaker 3>at what is this store? I forget. It's called academy.

0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:02.920
<v Speaker 3>It might just be in Texas.

0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:06.840
<v Speaker 2>It's called Academy. That's the name of it. That sounds yeah, right,

0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:09.000
<v Speaker 2>it's not. It's a literally.

0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:14.359
<v Speaker 3>It does. Yeah, it's not that sheep. But he's always like,

0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:16.560
<v Speaker 3>let's buy a gun. Let's bag gun. And then one

0:27:16.680 --> 0:27:18.280
<v Speaker 3>year I was like, I don't want a gun, but

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:20.920
<v Speaker 3>I do want a weapon. So he bought me and

0:27:21.040 --> 0:27:23.359
<v Speaker 3>I ended up not accepting it because I was like, ah,

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 3>he bought me a like police grade flashlight. So it

0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:33.040
<v Speaker 3>blinds you and then it has spikes on the end

0:27:33.080 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 3>of it. You're supposed to blind someone and then like

0:27:35.840 --> 0:27:39.639
<v Speaker 3>bludging them, but that is brutal. I can't do it.

0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:42.720
<v Speaker 3>So he got me this and I was like, ah, no, oh,

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:45.680
<v Speaker 3>my god, I should have accepted.

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:46.639
<v Speaker 2>What does that look like?

0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:50.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it really is just like a round thing

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:51.840
<v Speaker 3>with a bunch of spy. I mean it could. It

0:27:51.920 --> 0:27:54.680
<v Speaker 3>looks like something that like a mistress, you know, like

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 3>an off flash verry steampunk. Wow, exactly.

0:27:59.720 --> 0:27:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Bye.

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:01.800
<v Speaker 3>So I don't really have any weapons except for like

0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:02.879
<v Speaker 3>a kitchen knife.

0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Right, a rolling pin, a rolling pin.

0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:06.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't even have a baseball bat. That would probably

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:07.480
<v Speaker 3>be Yeah, you could get.

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:09.720
<v Speaker 2>A baseball bat. Yeah, I need to get a rolling pin.

0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Why don't I own a rolling pin? That's cheek as hell?

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:13.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what I mean.

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:16.240
<v Speaker 3>Yes, you just have a spatch and a rolling pin.

0:28:18.240 --> 0:28:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Them with it turn around from like rolling the pie

0:28:21.040 --> 0:28:24.360
<v Speaker 2>dough and just crack their skulls, right, Yeah, I don't.

0:28:24.400 --> 0:28:25.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I own a single thing that would

0:28:25.920 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 2>count as a weapon in my home. I'm defenseless.

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:30.120
<v Speaker 3>I have a rolling pin, and I have kitchen knives.

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:30.600
<v Speaker 2>That's about it.

0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:33.440
<v Speaker 3>Can get a taser, yeah, you get a taser. That

0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:35.680
<v Speaker 3>would be more harmless than other things, you know.

0:28:35.760 --> 0:28:39.240
<v Speaker 2>That's like, But I'm always like, what if though I

0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:42.080
<v Speaker 2>get out of control? What if I suddenly just want

0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 2>to tase someone's I have access to the taser.

0:28:45.000 --> 0:28:46.840
<v Speaker 3>That's the thing I feel like we're everyone is a

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 3>hair away from.

0:28:47.960 --> 0:28:53.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's pulling the tasing a kind old woman exactly right,

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 2>just for the thrill.

0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:56.800
<v Speaker 3>Just for the thrill, just so I could get just

0:28:56.960 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 3>is there anything to laugh at anymore? Have weeks everything

0:29:00.840 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 3>at this point that could do it?

0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So I I actually I do have like a

0:29:06.040 --> 0:29:08.560
<v Speaker 2>go kit, a go bag. Oh yeah, well that's good,

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 2>which was just basically given to me by someone moving

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:13.160
<v Speaker 2>to New York. So otherwise I wouldn't own and I

0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:14.840
<v Speaker 2>have no idea what's in it? I guess.

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:17.800
<v Speaker 3>The other thing that's good to know is where your

0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 3>closest red cross is. Oh, and it might be closer

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:23.960
<v Speaker 3>than you think, because they don't really a lot of

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 3>them don't even really have signs.

0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, They kind of just keep it to themselves. Yeah, yes, so,

0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:30.719
<v Speaker 2>and what what do they have to offer? Are they

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:34.400
<v Speaker 2>like a I don't know, I truly have no idea advice.

0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:37.640
<v Speaker 3>I think you go there and they're like you could stay.

0:29:37.960 --> 0:29:39.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I really don't know.

0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:41.800
<v Speaker 2>What do they do? Would be they would like try

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 2>to recruit me to help.

0:29:43.640 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 3>I know exactly, I'm not doing that a sudden, I'm

0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:46.640
<v Speaker 3>ringing a bell somewhere.

0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm all good.

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 3>Were you ever in a choir or anything.

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 2>No, I can't sing.

0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:55.960
<v Speaker 3>Did you ever see the Tabernacle choir saying, Actually.

0:29:55.760 --> 0:29:57.800
<v Speaker 2>That's a really good question. I have to believe I

0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 2>did at some point, probably for like a Christmas thing

0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:05.760
<v Speaker 2>or something. I feel like, maybe I'm just imagining this.

0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 2>I think at some point Angela Lansbury sang with them.

0:30:09.880 --> 0:30:11.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't doubt. I mean, aren't they the best choir

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:11.959
<v Speaker 3>in the country.

0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't know, we can say the world's probably

0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:15.680
<v Speaker 2>the world.

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:16.360
<v Speaker 3>No, I think you can.

0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:18.800
<v Speaker 2>And I feel like yearly they'll like bring in a

0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 2>celebrity to make sense born with them or something. And

0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:24.280
<v Speaker 2>I feel like maybe I just wanted to see Angela

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 2>with the choir. I bet she did it, but I

0:30:27.000 --> 0:30:30.160
<v Speaker 2>saw them in something like that. Did you ever see them? No?

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:33.360
<v Speaker 3>But my entire family is like obsessed. They are, Oh

0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 3>my god, my grandparents every holidays, I mean, the albums

0:30:36.640 --> 0:30:39.719
<v Speaker 3>were always out and my grandparents did and my parents did.

0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 3>I hosted my parents and my sister for the holidays

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:46.160
<v Speaker 3>this year. It was every night we were blasting that

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:50.840
<v Speaker 3>on the Blue Nacle Choir every night. What I dare

0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:55.360
<v Speaker 3>anyone here to listen to the first Noel by the

0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:59.680
<v Speaker 3>Mormon Tabernacle Choir and not sob your brain's eye, it's stunning,

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:01.440
<v Speaker 3>it's so beautiful.

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I like, I think growing up you like within Utah,

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 2>you just don't even really think about it because it's

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:10.240
<v Speaker 2>just part of culture or whatever. And then as a

0:31:10.440 --> 0:31:13.440
<v Speaker 2>gay teen you resent and then it's just like I

0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 2>don't want anything to do with this thing, right, but

0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:17.400
<v Speaker 2>I wonder what it would be like to listen to

0:31:17.480 --> 0:31:19.560
<v Speaker 2>it now. I feel like choirs and that sort of

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 2>thing I can never really get into. It's just like

0:31:21.120 --> 0:31:23.080
<v Speaker 2>this is too much. I know, it is a lot.

0:31:23.240 --> 0:31:24.840
<v Speaker 2>It's just too many voices.

0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 3>Look, do I listen to them when my parents don't

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:28.200
<v Speaker 3>request it?

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Now?

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:31.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm not seeking out very many choirs.

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Are they on Spotify? They are? They are? Yeah?

0:31:35.520 --> 0:31:36.200
<v Speaker 3>They are yeah?

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Interesting? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. There's something about a

0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 2>choir that it is just almost like wallpaper to me,

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 2>where it's just like it's not mused. And my apologies

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:48.000
<v Speaker 2>to the choir that all the choirs listening to the podcast,

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:52.040
<v Speaker 2>you're not music again, You're simply not music. You're noise.

0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:55.160
<v Speaker 2>It is it is very much like background noise here, right,

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:59.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like almost ambient, Yes, and there's nothing wrong with

0:31:59.080 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 2>a little ambiance.

0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:02.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh, but I want to see you play the Tabernacle

0:32:02.880 --> 0:32:07.320
<v Speaker 3>choir before a date the invite them over. It's very sexy.

0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 2>After the tissue crumpling. Those are the two. Yeah, I

0:32:14.920 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 2>just maybe I'll try to give that a chance, just

0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 2>to see how I feel about listening to eighty senior

0:32:21.160 --> 0:32:25.160
<v Speaker 2>citizens singing. Right, it's a I mean, that's a cutthroat,

0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:28.040
<v Speaker 2>well probably not cut throats, very high stakes.

0:32:27.720 --> 0:32:32.440
<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me? I've googled and their audition process,

0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:35.200
<v Speaker 3>not because I want to, but I was just whatever.

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 3>They were playing NonStop in my house when my parents

0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:40.160
<v Speaker 3>were here. They love it so and they're very clear

0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 3>about it. They're like, auditions are open to anyone, but

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:45.959
<v Speaker 3>we are incredibly discerning and it is not an easy process.

0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:49.120
<v Speaker 2>I mean they really wait, are they open to outside

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:52.520
<v Speaker 2>of Mormonism? Oh? That that I don't know.

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:56.720
<v Speaker 3>You're right, but maybe I didn't. But it didn't say

0:32:56.840 --> 0:33:00.240
<v Speaker 3>specifically you need to be Mormon, but that that be

0:33:00.400 --> 0:33:01.120
<v Speaker 3>just inherently.

0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:04.280
<v Speaker 2>Of course you're surprised to be more. It's right there

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:07.760
<v Speaker 2>in the title. Interesting. Yeah, I can't imagine. It feels

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:10.440
<v Speaker 2>almost like getting into college or something. I think you

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 2>really have to go through it. Yeah, piano teacher. I

0:33:13.440 --> 0:33:17.760
<v Speaker 2>think maybe rip her husband was in it, and maybe

0:33:17.800 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 2>a neighbor was in it, and it takes it over

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 2>your life. It's like a career. Right. Do they get

0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:23.640
<v Speaker 2>paid Probably.

0:33:23.320 --> 0:33:27.160
<v Speaker 3>Not, Probably not a lot. I think it's an honor

0:33:27.200 --> 0:33:27.640
<v Speaker 3>to be here.

0:33:27.800 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 2>An honor to be there, an honor to be able

0:33:29.440 --> 0:33:32.720
<v Speaker 2>to perform with Angela Lansberry or whatever Broadway person they

0:33:32.800 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 2>bring in. Wow, I have never heard of anyone being

0:33:37.080 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 2>into the Mormon Tabernacle choir.

0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:42.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my family historically, I mean, and I can't say

0:33:42.560 --> 0:33:43.960
<v Speaker 3>historically very into it.

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean. Back to shampoo for a minute. What's your

0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 2>shampoo routine?

0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I have a few shampoos, well, non shampoos. I

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:59.680
<v Speaker 3>got into twice weekly. A scrub okay, oh, a scrub.

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:02.480
<v Speaker 3>This is the thing now is scalp scrub? It could

0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:04.000
<v Speaker 3>all be bullshit.

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:06.080
<v Speaker 2>It just kind of good. We go through cycles of

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:09.000
<v Speaker 2>haircare bullshit, that's right, So this is probably the latest one.

0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, I got it as a gift and then I

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:12.719
<v Speaker 3>just started buying it. But like a scalp scrub with

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 3>and then you put like a scalp mask on. After

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:18.160
<v Speaker 3>this is all in the shower and it feels very nice.

0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:21.719
<v Speaker 3>And then other than that, I use like what am

0:34:21.760 --> 0:34:24.479
<v Speaker 3>I using right now? I think, oh, right now, because

0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:26.120
<v Speaker 3>I also got this as a gift, I'm doing like

0:34:26.160 --> 0:34:29.000
<v Speaker 3>an ASoP shampoo conditioner set.

0:34:30.200 --> 0:34:30.720
<v Speaker 2>How often?

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:32.760
<v Speaker 3>Not that often?

0:34:32.920 --> 0:34:34.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're not supposed to, I know.

0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:37.080
<v Speaker 3>I think probably I washed my hair two or three

0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:40.520
<v Speaker 3>times a week. Maybe three times a week, okay, not often.

0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Enough though, two or three times a week I think

0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:44.640
<v Speaker 2>is too much? Oh is it? I think once a week? Okay,

0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:47.160
<v Speaker 2>maybe once every two weeks. Is that what you're doing? Yeah,

0:34:47.200 --> 0:34:49.719
<v Speaker 2>you've really nice. I mostly just thank you. I mostly

0:34:49.800 --> 0:34:51.719
<v Speaker 2>just condition because.

0:34:51.600 --> 0:34:54.680
<v Speaker 3>I read something recently that said you wash your hair

0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:58.360
<v Speaker 3>when it's like literally dirty, right, like there's mudd in

0:34:58.400 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 3>a right. But otherwise just condition it.

0:35:00.840 --> 0:35:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you know you're getting in the shower at

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 2>least once a day and like technically washing. Yeah, but

0:35:07.480 --> 0:35:09.480
<v Speaker 2>no one, I think no one will ever truly know.

0:35:09.760 --> 0:35:12.319
<v Speaker 2>I think it's one of these great unknowns, no one

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 2>will ever know. Yes, exactly, those are our two great

0:35:16.280 --> 0:35:20.040
<v Speaker 2>human myths that we can't quite pin down. Yeah, so

0:35:20.160 --> 0:35:23.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm very infrequent, but I've never dry shampooed.

0:35:23.960 --> 0:35:28.040
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's essentially just baby powder. So if your hair

0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:30.839
<v Speaker 3>looks oily and you don't want to shampoo it, kind

0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:32.400
<v Speaker 3>of spray this in and then work it in with

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:34.359
<v Speaker 3>your fingers and then it just it looks like your

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:36.480
<v Speaker 3>hair is not oily, but not.

0:35:36.719 --> 0:35:40.399
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't like make your hair white. No. Oh, interesting, Now, yeah,

0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:42.319
<v Speaker 2>I have such dry hair that I feel like it's

0:35:42.400 --> 0:35:45.040
<v Speaker 2>never really an issue. Yeah, some people, I feel like

0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:46.680
<v Speaker 2>it's greasy after six hours.

0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 3>I have to say this though, This next gift I

0:35:52.520 --> 0:35:55.000
<v Speaker 3>want you to use, but I also don't want you

0:35:55.080 --> 0:35:55.399
<v Speaker 3>to use.

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:59.440
<v Speaker 2>It's the flashlight with a weapon exact.

0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:01.440
<v Speaker 3>I want you to use it, not on man. This

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:05.320
<v Speaker 3>next gift was my the last thing I bought on QBC.

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I cannot wait.

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:09.000
<v Speaker 3>This wasn't necessarily in the prepper kit, but it could

0:36:09.000 --> 0:36:10.239
<v Speaker 3>have been because I haven't even touched it.

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:11.839
<v Speaker 2>And now when you say this was the last thing

0:36:11.840 --> 0:36:14.280
<v Speaker 2>I bought on QVC, was like, this was the last

0:36:14.360 --> 0:36:16.719
<v Speaker 2>thing I bought like a bad experience.

0:36:16.480 --> 0:36:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Or it wasn't a bad experience. I just thought to myself,

0:36:21.520 --> 0:36:25.959
<v Speaker 3>this is it's enough, Like this is this is something

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:28.160
<v Speaker 3>I never would have done in any other life. But

0:36:28.280 --> 0:36:29.440
<v Speaker 3>the six months on QVC.

0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's get it out there.

0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:33.440
<v Speaker 3>I became so entranced with this brand. I bought so

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:36.120
<v Speaker 3>much stuff from this brand, and this was the last

0:36:36.160 --> 0:36:36.680
<v Speaker 3>thing I bought.

0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, here we go.

0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:39.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's part.

0:36:39.560 --> 0:36:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Of wait oh okay, because I have no idea. This

0:36:42.040 --> 0:36:44.000
<v Speaker 2>looks like a small beanie to me, it's like just

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:48.239
<v Speaker 2>it's amazing. Okay, it's a mint. Okay, Yeah, here's the

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:52.600
<v Speaker 2>next thing. Let's see. Oh yeah, a self tanning serum

0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:54.520
<v Speaker 2>from Josie Moran.

0:36:54.840 --> 0:36:58.600
<v Speaker 3>Is I think it's Josie Maren Josie Moron. She fully

0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:07.240
<v Speaker 3>she is so compelling on QBC. She is so real,

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:09.840
<v Speaker 3>which means she's not because I mean the whole gimmick

0:37:09.880 --> 0:37:10.160
<v Speaker 3>there is.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 2>You have to be talking to your friends right right now,

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:15.800
<v Speaker 2>someone alone in their home, so beautiful.

0:37:16.200 --> 0:37:20.880
<v Speaker 3>And she went to caves in South America. She's the

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:23.520
<v Speaker 3>only one who discovered this cave. And there's an oil.

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:25.759
<v Speaker 2>She's the Jim Bridger of this cave.

0:37:27.320 --> 0:37:31.600
<v Speaker 3>There's an oil. She's practically Margaret Mead. There's an oil

0:37:31.680 --> 0:37:38.200
<v Speaker 3>in this cave wo that she discovered and she's been

0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:41.480
<v Speaker 3>able to bottle it as she's the only one who

0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:41.880
<v Speaker 3>can do it.

0:37:42.520 --> 0:37:46.800
<v Speaker 2>What was she doing in this cave? Is she regularly

0:37:46.920 --> 0:37:47.520
<v Speaker 2>in caves?

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:50.720
<v Speaker 3>Listen, there are a lot of holes in the story. Okay,

0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:53.440
<v Speaker 3>but she went in this cave and she said it

0:37:53.560 --> 0:37:56.600
<v Speaker 3>is a miracle, bra look at my skin. So of

0:37:56.680 --> 0:38:00.399
<v Speaker 3>course I bought the oil. Broke out immediately that I'm

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:03.799
<v Speaker 3>saying it doesn't work on some But I didn't stop

0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:05.520
<v Speaker 3>there because I was like, oh, maybe it's too strong.

0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:07.319
<v Speaker 3>Buy it in her body lotion.

0:38:08.120 --> 0:38:08.680
<v Speaker 2>So I did that.

0:38:08.880 --> 0:38:10.719
<v Speaker 3>Then I bought it in her body serum, did that,

0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:13.320
<v Speaker 3>Then I bought it in her body cream covered in hives.

0:38:13.680 --> 0:38:16.840
<v Speaker 3>Had to stop doing it. But my last stop was

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:19.920
<v Speaker 3>this self tanner because she just made me feel like,

0:38:20.320 --> 0:38:24.239
<v Speaker 3>if I do this, people will think I'm at the

0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:28.160
<v Speaker 3>beach every day. People will think I went to the

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 3>cave and then you know what I mean. And then

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:34.600
<v Speaker 3>went to a resort after I never touched it and

0:38:34.840 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 3>never use it never, And that was it. Well, that's

0:38:39.520 --> 0:38:41.880
<v Speaker 3>the other thing. You can pay an installment. This was

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:44.480
<v Speaker 3>like thirty five dollars and I paid him Forest installments.

0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Your credit score is for exactly.

0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:51.840
<v Speaker 3>I was like, well why not? It's the pandemic like

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:53.919
<v Speaker 3>no one's making the money they should make. I yeah,

0:38:54.040 --> 0:38:55.400
<v Speaker 3>which was it was so stupid.

0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 2>I'll never do it again by giving this to me

0:38:57.239 --> 0:38:59.760
<v Speaker 2>on this podcast. I now have to try the self tanker.

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:01.719
<v Speaker 2>I want you to do. This is going to look

0:39:02.360 --> 0:39:05.719
<v Speaker 2>very pale and you're beyond it would look wild. I

0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 2>look like I live in a cave. You do, So

0:39:08.200 --> 0:39:09.960
<v Speaker 2>this is going to be fascinating. Yeah.

0:39:11.160 --> 0:39:12.759
<v Speaker 3>I would go online for the directions.

0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and the MIT works with the product.

0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:20.479
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so you kind of like, uh oh, you kind

0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:24.200
<v Speaker 3>of just gently rubb smear it on right all over

0:39:24.280 --> 0:39:26.759
<v Speaker 3>your face even I think it's just for your body. No,

0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 3>I think it's for your face.

0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:29.719
<v Speaker 2>You're going to do it to my entire body, to

0:39:29.840 --> 0:39:31.480
<v Speaker 2>my neck, your neck, and then it's going to look

0:39:31.480 --> 0:39:34.520
<v Speaker 2>like I'm wearing a strange orange like lycra.

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get as trumpy and as you can.

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:41.239
<v Speaker 2>Wow, I'm very curious about this. Now, this woman went

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:44.840
<v Speaker 2>to a cave. Is she kind of like Chas Deine adjacent?

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:47.600
<v Speaker 2>If people aren't familiar with Chasdeine, He's all over billboards

0:39:47.640 --> 0:39:49.520
<v Speaker 2>in Los Angeles, that's right. And then its hair.

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:51.319
<v Speaker 3>He made hair products that made people's hair fall out.

0:39:51.480 --> 0:39:55.239
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, which is incredible, incredible, incredible, and it didn't

0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:55.719
<v Speaker 2>ruin him.

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 3>No, the billboards are still there.

0:39:58.360 --> 0:39:59.680
<v Speaker 2>He still looks Chasdeine.

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 3>You know, I gotta say, because when he came out,

0:40:03.400 --> 0:40:06.320
<v Speaker 3>he was such a product of that time of like

0:40:06.400 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 3>what people were. This is right, remember when like hairstylists

0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:12.040
<v Speaker 3>were briefly getting famous. Oh yeah, like the guy who

0:40:12.160 --> 0:40:15.600
<v Speaker 3>did Jessica Simpson and all these people were making getting

0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:16.680
<v Speaker 3>reality shows.

0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Even that was a period there. He was very specific,

0:40:20.040 --> 0:40:22.359
<v Speaker 2>very they wanted to know the people behind the hair

0:40:22.480 --> 0:40:24.360
<v Speaker 2>or we thought we thought we didn't.

0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:26.480
<v Speaker 3>Because that was also Yeah, it was like everyone loved

0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:29.680
<v Speaker 3>Jessica Simpson's there obviously, Jennifer Anderson's all this stuff, and

0:40:29.760 --> 0:40:32.720
<v Speaker 3>these guys were like it was very odd. But Chasdeine

0:40:32.800 --> 0:40:33.719
<v Speaker 3>is one of these people.

0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Chesdeine, and he's still out there. Is Chas's real name

0:40:36.760 --> 0:40:40.480
<v Speaker 2>do we know? Or his name like Darren? It has

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:43.240
<v Speaker 2>to not be chesdy Chestein is too like to sounds

0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:46.880
<v Speaker 2>so show busy. At least, what do you think is

0:40:46.920 --> 0:40:49.480
<v Speaker 2>a real name? Is Charles Warren Boylin.

0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:51.600
<v Speaker 3>That's a much nicer name.

0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:54.200
<v Speaker 2>That's the name of a CPA. It is, that's true.

0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:57.040
<v Speaker 2>So you can see why he would do that with

0:40:57.160 --> 0:40:57.720
<v Speaker 2>his such.

0:40:57.640 --> 0:41:01.320
<v Speaker 3>Chaz has highlights, Chez absolute and Dan or whatever. Boilin

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:02.960
<v Speaker 3>does not have highlights.

0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:08.239
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's like your father's friend exactly. Okay, well,

0:41:08.239 --> 0:41:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I've got this self tanning serum. Have you ever used

0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:12.360
<v Speaker 2>any self tanning serum?

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:15.239
<v Speaker 3>One time I got a spray TND because I was

0:41:15.280 --> 0:41:18.600
<v Speaker 3>supposed to be like shirtless in the show that I do, right,

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:21.680
<v Speaker 3>and so everyone was like, oh, you're gonna get a

0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:26.319
<v Speaker 3>spraysn right, So so I did. And I guess if

0:41:26.320 --> 0:41:29.319
<v Speaker 3>I had to do something like that again, like if

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:31.000
<v Speaker 3>I had for television, I guess I would. It does

0:41:31.080 --> 0:41:33.920
<v Speaker 3>make a difference. Actually, right, I would never do it

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 3>for kicks.

0:41:34.680 --> 0:41:37.680
<v Speaker 2>The spray tan experience. What walk me through this?

0:41:38.440 --> 0:41:42.480
<v Speaker 3>It's like air brushing. They have like a pump. Oh,

0:41:42.680 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 3>you're just in your underwear.

0:41:44.239 --> 0:41:45.040
<v Speaker 2>It's not a machine.

0:41:45.560 --> 0:41:46.760
<v Speaker 3>Well, it is sort of a machine.

0:41:46.920 --> 0:41:47.720
<v Speaker 2>You're like in a booth.

0:41:48.000 --> 0:41:51.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you're a person. Do it to me, but

0:41:51.520 --> 0:41:54.360
<v Speaker 3>you don't have to. You should just walk in and

0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:56.279
<v Speaker 3>they do it for you. When I guess they get

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:59.440
<v Speaker 3>it even but it sort of smells and then you

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 3>have to wait twelve hours before you wash it off, okay,

0:42:02.760 --> 0:42:05.680
<v Speaker 3>and then the tan stays for like a week or something,

0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:06.719
<v Speaker 3>maybe longer.

0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:10.399
<v Speaker 2>Those twelve hours. Are you like leaving stains on things? Yeah,

0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:10.880
<v Speaker 2>you could be.

0:42:11.000 --> 0:42:14.200
<v Speaker 3>I think, Yeah, you're supposed to wear loose clothing.

0:42:14.719 --> 0:42:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Loose clothing, and then what do you have to have

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:18.719
<v Speaker 2>someone drive you home? It's just like no surgery.

0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:22.919
<v Speaker 3>You can drive yourself phone. That's the best part.

0:42:23.080 --> 0:42:25.839
<v Speaker 2>Okay, But I'm worried about the upholstery in your car.

0:42:26.000 --> 0:42:29.680
<v Speaker 3>I know I naturally have to wear long loose clothing,

0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:33.360
<v Speaker 3>probably like you know, something black or dark. Yeah, how interesting,

0:42:33.600 --> 0:42:35.959
<v Speaker 3>like a really long That's the thing I realized. Also,

0:42:36.560 --> 0:42:40.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't really have much long loose clothing, like I'm

0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:41.200
<v Speaker 3>not a sweatpants person.

0:42:41.280 --> 0:42:45.239
<v Speaker 2>Really a nightgown exactly, or like you know, whatever rain,

0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:50.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do it.

0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 3>I would have loved to do that.

0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:54.239
<v Speaker 2>Next time, curlers in my hair.

0:42:54.600 --> 0:43:00.239
<v Speaker 3>Next time, I'm getting my beautiful lace trimmed flannel to

0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:05.000
<v Speaker 3>the ankle's nightgown to the tanning riff and back.

0:43:05.800 --> 0:43:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. Oh what a bizarre thing. Yeah, that's really interesting.

0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:12.360
<v Speaker 2>And is what it? Just chemical?

0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:12.480
<v Speaker 1>That?

0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:14.880
<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess there's organic one. That's the one I

0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:17.320
<v Speaker 3>got which is supposed to be less chemically, but I

0:43:17.320 --> 0:43:18.759
<v Speaker 3>don't know what any of it means.

0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Right, is it like, are you immediately tan or does

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:23.759
<v Speaker 2>it like flip? You're immediately not like a magic trick.

0:43:23.880 --> 0:43:27.480
<v Speaker 2>You're immediately tan, but it's not the full effect yet.

0:43:28.160 --> 0:43:30.320
<v Speaker 2>You're a little bit your tones a little bit you know,

0:43:30.719 --> 0:43:32.759
<v Speaker 2>tan or but you're not at the full effect. And

0:43:32.840 --> 0:43:33.839
<v Speaker 2>then when you wash it off.

0:43:33.760 --> 0:43:36.360
<v Speaker 3>It's sort of like I think it breaches its peak

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:39.040
<v Speaker 3>if I remember quickly like day three or four, stays

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:39.319
<v Speaker 3>there for.

0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:42.400
<v Speaker 2>A while, Okay, then you start to slowly fade like

0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:44.640
<v Speaker 2>a yellowish orange white.

0:43:45.800 --> 0:43:47.719
<v Speaker 3>But if you really want it off, like when I

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:50.880
<v Speaker 3>was done shooting, I really wanted it off, So I

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:53.040
<v Speaker 3>took like ten showers that day, and.

0:43:53.040 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 2>It was like, yeah, just scrubbing, scrubbing, rubbing.

0:43:56.400 --> 0:44:01.280
<v Speaker 3>Just like little Christina on the floorsool, rubbing my silkwood,

0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:02.839
<v Speaker 3>scrubbing my body down.

0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Yeah, yeah, I don't know that that's in my future,

0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:07.840
<v Speaker 2>but this certainly, Yeah, it's going to be very interesting

0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:11.080
<v Speaker 2>where this ends up on my body. You might like it.

0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 2>What if I get addicted? What if I deeply tan

0:44:15.760 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 2>all the time? Makes no sense with my hair? Absolutely not.

0:44:19.400 --> 0:44:22.239
<v Speaker 2>It really wouldn't. People would be so confused. I wonder

0:44:22.280 --> 0:44:23.839
<v Speaker 2>what color this is going to turn on my skin.

0:44:23.880 --> 0:44:24.800
<v Speaker 2>It's probably gonna burn me.

0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Well, apparently when you look at the directions, it'll say

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:31.040
<v Speaker 3>like how many coats for?

0:44:31.360 --> 0:44:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, we do this in coats exactly, put on

0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 2>a prime or this kind of.

0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:38.120
<v Speaker 3>Thing, right, So I would say, do the first coat, okay,

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:40.440
<v Speaker 3>but I don't really honestly remember that.

0:44:40.560 --> 0:44:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, but three in the morning day really was pandemic,

0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:47.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, and this was the last thing, and you

0:44:47.120 --> 0:44:48.719
<v Speaker 2>just decided it's over. It's done.

0:44:49.200 --> 0:44:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever turned QVC on since, you know, just

0:44:52.640 --> 0:44:56.080
<v Speaker 3>for old times sake? I did, like maybe six months

0:44:56.120 --> 0:44:58.120
<v Speaker 3>ago or something, and it just didn't do it for

0:44:58.200 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 3>me anymore.

0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:00.319
<v Speaker 2>Did you have a favorite sales person?

0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:04.080
<v Speaker 3>Yes, but I can't remember her name now. She was great.

0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:06.280
<v Speaker 3>But what I really loved more than that were the models.

0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:11.319
<v Speaker 3>They were my favorite because they sell it so effortlessly

0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:13.680
<v Speaker 3>and they have to do the same gestures over and

0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 3>over again. So if they're putting on like a lipstick,

0:45:16.080 --> 0:45:19.960
<v Speaker 3>they put it on and then they go and they

0:45:20.080 --> 0:45:23.760
<v Speaker 3>like kiss and smile and then like pop their eyes

0:45:23.800 --> 0:45:26.399
<v Speaker 3>and their shoulders go up and then they do it again,

0:45:26.800 --> 0:45:28.560
<v Speaker 3>and then they do it back on. I think they

0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:29.560
<v Speaker 3>take it off behind the.

0:45:29.560 --> 0:45:33.959
<v Speaker 2>Scenes, Cake Stone, right, and so they're really really great.

0:45:34.200 --> 0:45:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Sounds like android behavior, very interesting. It is, actually it is.

0:45:39.000 --> 0:45:40.279
<v Speaker 2>It is the automatons.

0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:42.080
<v Speaker 3>They'll be the first to be replaced by the way

0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:43.399
<v Speaker 3>AI comes about.

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Annekins and Ai combining to take these people's shops. Absolutely,

0:45:50.160 --> 0:45:53.520
<v Speaker 2>we welcome it. Yeah, we absolutely welcome it. Well, I've

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:55.319
<v Speaker 2>got all kinds of things to deal with here. Now

0:45:55.560 --> 0:45:58.160
<v Speaker 2>I've got my shampoo, I've got my I'm gonna be

0:45:58.160 --> 0:46:00.640
<v Speaker 2>a whole new person. Yeah, people are not going to

0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:03.160
<v Speaker 2>know what to do with me. And you're earthquake ready.

0:46:03.880 --> 0:46:07.359
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely earth These are the two things I'll have while

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:10.720
<v Speaker 2>the bombs are dropping. I'll just be tan My hair'll

0:46:10.760 --> 0:46:13.680
<v Speaker 2>be nice and dry, and I'll be starving.

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:17.120
<v Speaker 3>When the bomb drops, You'll just be tanning, furious.

0:46:21.040 --> 0:46:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Step out into the waste land, and people will their

0:46:23.400 --> 0:46:29.080
<v Speaker 2>jaws are going to drop exactly. I think we should

0:46:29.120 --> 0:46:31.000
<v Speaker 2>play a game I would love to on a least

0:46:31.000 --> 0:46:33.880
<v Speaker 2>I think probably back to Gift Master, right, Yeah, we

0:46:33.960 --> 0:46:36.120
<v Speaker 2>haven't played it in a minute. I need to number

0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:38.000
<v Speaker 2>between one and ten from you. Seven Okay, I have

0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:40.600
<v Speaker 2>to do some like calculating right now to get our

0:46:40.640 --> 0:46:43.600
<v Speaker 2>game pieces. So you can recommend, you can promote, you

0:46:43.680 --> 0:46:47.440
<v Speaker 2>can do whatever you want with the mic. You gotta So.

0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:51.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to show called nine one one formerly on Fox,

0:46:51.400 --> 0:46:54.319
<v Speaker 3>this season on ABC. It starts March fourteenth. You can

0:46:54.400 --> 0:46:59.359
<v Speaker 3>catch old episodes on Hulu. My favorite one was called

0:46:59.440 --> 0:47:01.840
<v Speaker 3>First Respect. I think it was from season five, and

0:47:01.960 --> 0:47:03.719
<v Speaker 3>I have a big arc in that one, which is

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:06.520
<v Speaker 3>very fun. But I play the nine moment call center boss,

0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:08.359
<v Speaker 3>you can do that. I also have a few very

0:47:08.440 --> 0:47:11.000
<v Speaker 3>fun podcasts, one of which Bridger has been on called

0:47:11.080 --> 0:47:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Ask Grana with Rona and Brian. It's an advice podcast.

0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:16.800
<v Speaker 3>I have another podcast called Attitudes. It's a blast with

0:47:16.880 --> 0:47:19.279
<v Speaker 3>my friend Aaron Gibson where we talk about queer and

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:23.440
<v Speaker 3>gender issues in a very funny way. And yeah, I

0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:25.879
<v Speaker 3>perform live a lot, doing stand up and other things.

0:47:25.960 --> 0:47:27.799
<v Speaker 3>So follow me at Brian's.

0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Sofie, Brian's Delightful and everywhere. Go follow the advice. Nine

0:47:31.680 --> 0:47:34.120
<v Speaker 2>to one one is such a wild show. It's very

0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:34.600
<v Speaker 2>fun to one.

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:36.600
<v Speaker 3>It's a real wild card in my life.

0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:39.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I never expected to do what an incredible job.

0:47:40.040 --> 0:47:43.040
<v Speaker 2>It's so fun, it really is. This is how we're

0:47:43.040 --> 0:47:46.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna play gift Master. I'm gonna name three celebrities and

0:47:46.640 --> 0:47:49.600
<v Speaker 2>three gifts you're going to give away. Okay, you're gonna

0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:51.960
<v Speaker 2>tell me which gift you'll give which celebrity guy to

0:47:52.000 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 2>make perfect sense, yes, okay. The things you're giving away

0:47:54.640 --> 0:47:57.440
<v Speaker 2>today are number one, AB Sculpting, which is kind of

0:47:57.480 --> 0:48:00.719
<v Speaker 2>in line with these products, sure. Number two is a

0:48:00.800 --> 0:48:04.360
<v Speaker 2>free refill on a fountain drink, and number three is

0:48:04.680 --> 0:48:08.560
<v Speaker 2>some time behind bars. The three celebrities you'll be giving

0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:12.160
<v Speaker 2>them too are number one David Lee Roth still Alive,

0:48:13.920 --> 0:48:18.880
<v Speaker 2>please still be alive, or maybe you're Number two Kevin O'Leary,

0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:22.600
<v Speaker 2>mister Wonderful from Shark Tank. And number three is b York.

0:48:23.160 --> 0:48:28.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm going to give David Lee Roth the refill

0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:36.040
<v Speaker 3>simply because I don't really have that stronger opinion on him,

0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:40.280
<v Speaker 3>and I feel like refilling your fountain drink is something

0:48:40.320 --> 0:48:45.680
<v Speaker 3>that is so inconsequential and really in this life doesn't matter.

0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:49.520
<v Speaker 3>So I'm going to bestow that him. Now, Listen, that's

0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:52.160
<v Speaker 3>not to take away from his talent. I love the

0:48:52.239 --> 0:48:53.640
<v Speaker 3>Van Halen hits as much as.

0:48:53.560 --> 0:48:55.520
<v Speaker 2>The others get us all going.

0:48:55.719 --> 0:48:58.759
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, you know who died, Eddie van Halen died, not

0:48:58.960 --> 0:49:00.799
<v Speaker 3>David three name same band.

0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:03.000
<v Speaker 2>You can only have one member of the band, have

0:49:03.080 --> 0:49:04.680
<v Speaker 2>three n that's the new rule.

0:49:04.960 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 3>So I'm going to give him the refill only. Also

0:49:08.280 --> 0:49:11.200
<v Speaker 3>also on a wily night out. He is the kind

0:49:11.239 --> 0:49:12.480
<v Speaker 3>of person I would expect to see it like a

0:49:12.520 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 3>seven eleven.

0:49:13.960 --> 0:49:15.320
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I mean, like in the middle

0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:19.600
<v Speaker 2>of the night, David right, his corvettes out front, still rumbling.

0:49:19.800 --> 0:49:21.799
<v Speaker 3>The hair is long, but you know what I mean,

0:49:22.080 --> 0:49:25.520
<v Speaker 3>especially if you were like on the Sunset strip. Oh yeah,

0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:26.680
<v Speaker 3>like a seven eleven by.

0:49:26.719 --> 0:49:28.919
<v Speaker 2>Driving That makes perfect sense.

0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:31.760
<v Speaker 3>Yes, really, wow, I could see that very clearly.

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Right, and he's got his like sixty four ounces of

0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:35.359
<v Speaker 2>diet mountain dew.

0:49:35.520 --> 0:49:40.040
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, York, I'm gonna put now Listen. She's a full

0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:44.239
<v Speaker 3>icon for me from when I was young. I love

0:49:44.320 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 3>her and I'm just such a fan. I'm you're gonna

0:49:50.680 --> 0:49:56.680
<v Speaker 3>put her behind bars because I remember watching Dancer in

0:49:56.719 --> 0:49:59.000
<v Speaker 3>the Dark. She is behind bars in that movie.

0:49:59.080 --> 0:50:00.839
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen. I need to see it. It's good,

0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:02.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's it's a hard one to get excited

0:50:02.920 --> 0:50:04.719
<v Speaker 2>about watching because it seems bleak and it's.

0:50:04.680 --> 0:50:07.840
<v Speaker 3>Relentless, right, I mean, like Lars Ventrier wants you to

0:50:07.960 --> 0:50:10.040
<v Speaker 3>be so miserable in this his movies.

0:50:10.040 --> 0:50:12.399
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I just have to accidentally watch because

0:50:12.400 --> 0:50:14.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm never gonna be like I've got to have a

0:50:14.440 --> 0:50:15.520
<v Speaker 2>fun night with some pizza.

0:50:15.800 --> 0:50:18.400
<v Speaker 3>No, And it ends up being really cool. But it

0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:20.719
<v Speaker 3>is just one of those things where it's like it's

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:22.480
<v Speaker 3>a big chore. But I remember she was so good

0:50:22.520 --> 0:50:27.320
<v Speaker 3>in that, And listen, there's something about when artists go

0:50:27.440 --> 0:50:30.200
<v Speaker 3>through a tough period, they and this can even be

0:50:30.680 --> 0:50:32.120
<v Speaker 3>And I'm sure you have felt this way in your

0:50:32.120 --> 0:50:34.760
<v Speaker 3>own life, even when you're down or in a slump

0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:36.440
<v Speaker 3>a lot of times, what comes out of that is

0:50:36.520 --> 0:50:42.320
<v Speaker 3>something really wonderful, right. I feel like, look York's albums

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:46.600
<v Speaker 3>at this point are Rosetta Stone. I don't I couldn't

0:50:46.680 --> 0:50:47.719
<v Speaker 3>possibly figure it out.

0:50:48.040 --> 0:50:50.200
<v Speaker 2>She did just put out a very accessible single as

0:50:50.600 --> 0:50:51.359
<v Speaker 2>she well.

0:50:51.400 --> 0:50:53.239
<v Speaker 3>I love her, so I feel like if she were

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:55.200
<v Speaker 3>in prison, that would be a wonderful time for like

0:50:55.880 --> 0:50:58.359
<v Speaker 3>something beautiful to sprout out of it. That makes perfect sense,

0:50:58.440 --> 0:50:59.319
<v Speaker 3>And I'm a big fan of hers.

0:50:59.320 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 2>If anyone's going to make good out of prison, it's Byork, right,

0:51:02.239 --> 0:51:04.080
<v Speaker 2>she could record a full album in prison.

0:51:04.400 --> 0:51:09.399
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, yeah, in college ideas York no, please don't, please don't.

0:51:10.200 --> 0:51:13.680
<v Speaker 3>And Kevin O'Leary. Honestly, it would almost make more sense

0:51:13.719 --> 0:51:15.400
<v Speaker 3>for me to put him behind bars, even though I

0:51:15.400 --> 0:51:16.800
<v Speaker 3>don't know if he's ever done anything illegal.

0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:21.359
<v Speaker 2>We don't know what quite happened on that the boat accident? Wait,

0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:23.960
<v Speaker 2>what was that? That's pretty dark? There were some they

0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:27.719
<v Speaker 2>were boating and a boat crash, somebody die, somebody died,

0:51:28.160 --> 0:51:30.719
<v Speaker 2>and he might have known about it. We don't, I

0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:33.080
<v Speaker 2>mean I And again we're back to Lake's. Okay, let's

0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:35.399
<v Speaker 2>not talk about talking about things that I don't quite

0:51:35.440 --> 0:51:39.080
<v Speaker 2>know about. Very let's he was in a boat in

0:51:39.200 --> 0:51:39.600
<v Speaker 2>the news.

0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:43.840
<v Speaker 3>Well, to me, absculpting is a punishment worse than prison,

0:51:44.920 --> 0:51:47.840
<v Speaker 3>but speaking of someone who's never been there, but and

0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:50.320
<v Speaker 3>who's never done the other thing is absculpting surgery.

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I believe it's like surgery, but I don't know what

0:51:53.480 --> 0:51:55.240
<v Speaker 2>they're actually sculpting, right.

0:51:55.840 --> 0:51:58.840
<v Speaker 3>They must be Yeah, I don't either. Is it like,

0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:01.160
<v Speaker 3>are they are putting in implants?

0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:05.279
<v Speaker 2>There must be some sort of plastic or implant, because Alisha,

0:52:05.280 --> 0:52:06.960
<v Speaker 2>it feels like they're doing some research.

0:52:07.280 --> 0:52:11.920
<v Speaker 4>Abdominal etching, a surgical procedure where unwanted fat around the

0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:15.040
<v Speaker 4>mid section is strategically LiPo suctioned from the body in

0:52:15.080 --> 0:52:18.520
<v Speaker 4>an attempt to contour in showcase the abdominal muscles, creating

0:52:18.560 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 4>a six pack almost overnight. I feel like I must

0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:23.359
<v Speaker 4>have picked a website that was like, we're sold.

0:52:26.440 --> 0:52:30.279
<v Speaker 3>Also, I'm going to give that team that sounds like

0:52:30.280 --> 0:52:33.000
<v Speaker 3>the worst punishment. Yeah, And not that I really have

0:52:33.120 --> 0:52:34.960
<v Speaker 3>a problem with him or anything, but he's the most

0:52:35.000 --> 0:52:36.280
<v Speaker 3>annoying of those three, I think.

0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Certainly, So I'll give him that, certainly. And you know,

0:52:39.080 --> 0:52:41.640
<v Speaker 2>you can start wearing like a crop top on Shark

0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Tank that don't make me like it? That would spice

0:52:44.440 --> 0:52:46.800
<v Speaker 2>the show up, it would. He's just lounging in that

0:52:46.960 --> 0:52:50.080
<v Speaker 2>chair we see is we all know fake abs? Yeah,

0:52:50.440 --> 0:52:52.359
<v Speaker 2>but it would be a new element for Shark Tank.

0:52:52.400 --> 0:52:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:52:52.560 --> 0:52:54.360
<v Speaker 3>I feel like Mark Cuban would be very jealous.

0:52:54.440 --> 0:52:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's probably tried the apps all he wants their

0:52:57.480 --> 0:53:04.560
<v Speaker 2>abs trial. Ebbs well beautifully played, excellently played York Don't

0:53:04.680 --> 0:53:07.360
<v Speaker 2>reach Out, Don't go to prison Now. Okay, this is

0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:09.399
<v Speaker 2>the final segment of the podcast. It's called I said,

0:53:09.440 --> 0:53:12.359
<v Speaker 2>no emails people they write into I said, no gifts

0:53:12.360 --> 0:53:16.719
<v Speaker 2>at gmail dot com. Desperate for answers, and you know

0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:20.440
<v Speaker 2>I do an incredible job of helping. You're answering, and

0:53:20.560 --> 0:53:22.320
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna help me. We're going to team up and

0:53:22.560 --> 0:53:25.160
<v Speaker 2>answer a question. Is that? Okay? Absolutely? Okay, let me

0:53:25.200 --> 0:53:28.080
<v Speaker 2>get in here and read this and this email they

0:53:28.120 --> 0:53:30.360
<v Speaker 2>did not address either of us. Usually there's a dear bridge,

0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:33.200
<v Speaker 2>you're in lovely guests, there's no you know, it's just

0:53:33.360 --> 0:53:34.440
<v Speaker 2>we're getting into the email.

0:53:35.320 --> 0:53:36.920
<v Speaker 3>Tax sounds urgent and tacky.

0:53:37.160 --> 0:53:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Urgent and tacky, they go hand in hand. Okay, this

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:42.879
<v Speaker 2>is I have a friend, Tiffany, who I met while

0:53:42.960 --> 0:53:45.640
<v Speaker 2>working at a restaurant. We worked together for a few

0:53:45.680 --> 0:53:48.560
<v Speaker 2>months before I left that position. Over the course of

0:53:48.640 --> 0:53:50.880
<v Speaker 2>the past couple of years, we've gotten very close to

0:53:50.960 --> 0:53:53.040
<v Speaker 2>the point where I would say she is one of

0:53:53.120 --> 0:53:56.719
<v Speaker 2>my best friends. When we began hanging out, I had

0:53:56.760 --> 0:53:59.320
<v Speaker 2>an inkling that she had a crush on me. However,

0:53:59.800 --> 0:54:01.960
<v Speaker 2>I assumed it was a passing thing and she never

0:54:02.040 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 2>said anything outright. Recently, we made plans to have a

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<v Speaker 2>night out on the town and went out drinking and dancing.

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<v Speaker 2>At some point on this night we hooked up in

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom at a bar. We haven't really talked about

0:54:13.200 --> 0:54:15.399
<v Speaker 2>the hookup, and it seems so far like it didn't

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<v Speaker 2>affect our friendship at all. My problem is that Tiffany's

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<v Speaker 2>birthday is coming up, and I'm unsure what to get her. Typically,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm decent at giving gifts and can find items that

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<v Speaker 2>feel personal and special. The recent happenings have complicated things,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know what to gift her. Please recommend

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<v Speaker 2>gifts that convey that we are still best friends and

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<v Speaker 2>I love her platonically best Nora, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the big issue here is you probably should have

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<v Speaker 3>talked to your friend after this.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that they've just they've just moved on without

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<v Speaker 2>saying a thing.

0:54:48.840 --> 0:54:51.360
<v Speaker 3>Interesting and honest friendship at that point.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it? There's just this unspoken thrill.

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<v Speaker 3>I would discuss it with her at some point and

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<v Speaker 3>just say, let's just talk about this and move on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to I've never you know, I've never hooked

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<v Speaker 3>up with a friend before.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever done that? No, that feels like a

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<v Speaker 2>weird bridge to cross.

0:55:10.480 --> 0:55:14.080
<v Speaker 3>It feels for me, at least, it feels practically incestuous.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I could do it, But I think

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<v Speaker 3>if I did do it, I would probably need a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of breathing room. I understand that, But then

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<v Speaker 3>I would really want to talk to them about it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think if I gave them a gift, it's

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<v Speaker 3>tough because without talking about it, then you're stuck in

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<v Speaker 3>this thing of not wanting it to seem like a

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<v Speaker 3>signal or something, but also not wanting it to seem

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<v Speaker 3>like an office gift or like a secret Santa situation.

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<v Speaker 2>But the most boring possible thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I think anything on it like dot don't do

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<v Speaker 3>a candle or like shampao I think, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>like a really thoughtful book I think is nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Do I give people for their birth I mean it's

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<v Speaker 3>always something they like, right, and you don't do with

0:56:04.600 --> 0:56:10.000
<v Speaker 3>their interests right, absculpting, absculpting for sure, time in prison,

0:56:10.920 --> 0:56:13.840
<v Speaker 3>A leaf of her farm drink. Absolutely, she don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what happened that night. I mean she could have robbed

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<v Speaker 3>a bank.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Or what I love to give actually are art books.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I just gave my friend Arden had a birthday, who

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you know of course, and I gave her

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<v Speaker 3>I knew she liked that movie All the Beauty in

0:56:29.360 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 3>the Bloodshed, so I gave her, like a nan golden book.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a very appreciative. I like stuff like that. And

0:56:37.040 --> 0:56:39.000
<v Speaker 2>art book is a very nice thing to get. Everybody

0:56:39.040 --> 0:56:42.280
<v Speaker 2>appreciates it, and it doesn't like it Unlike a book,

0:56:42.680 --> 0:56:46.000
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't require a huge time investment. No, you can

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<v Speaker 2>glance through it whenever you Yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It's nice to do that, and actually whenever you put it.

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<v Speaker 3>They now sell like stands that you can put on

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<v Speaker 3>with coffee table books. And it's nice because then every

0:56:55.640 --> 0:56:57.720
<v Speaker 3>day you can just open it to a new spread,

0:56:57.800 --> 0:56:58.359
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's kind of nice. Right, it's kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>nice thing thing.

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<v Speaker 3>See, that might be kind of cool obviously, a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of like bikinis.

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Bikinis, flowers to the office, flowers, an expensive ring, chocolates,

0:57:12.400 --> 0:57:17.080
<v Speaker 2>a weekend away exactly. You know these are the.

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<v Speaker 3>Churn be framed and a heart frame, a car with

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<v Speaker 3>a big bow on it. That would be really nice. Yeah,

0:57:23.560 --> 0:57:23.960
<v Speaker 3>these are the.

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<v Speaker 2>Things that Tiffany will then say, we're obviously just friends, exactly,

0:57:28.360 --> 0:57:31.880
<v Speaker 2>We're simply just friends. Go for that. Nora take these things,

0:57:32.000 --> 0:57:35.080
<v Speaker 2>mix them up, yeah, stir them in your cauldron. Yeah,

0:57:35.360 --> 0:57:38.280
<v Speaker 2>and uh, I feel like Tiffany is going to be

0:57:38.360 --> 0:57:43.480
<v Speaker 2>thrilled it. But what ultimately, do not talk about this ever?

0:57:43.560 --> 0:57:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Again the tension is too exciting?

0:57:45.720 --> 0:57:49.840
<v Speaker 3>Definitely not if it really. But what doesn't encourage a

0:57:49.880 --> 0:57:53.240
<v Speaker 3>midlife crisis is bottling everything up until you possibly can't anymore.

0:57:53.400 --> 0:57:55.560
<v Speaker 3>So you don't let anything out.

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<v Speaker 2>This will be It's the perfect plan.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep filling that balloon with air.

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<v Speaker 2>Norah, don't write in again. Beautifully beautifully answered Brian, I've

0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:14.120
<v Speaker 2>got these beautiful products that I'm going to be using. Yeah,

0:58:14.520 --> 0:58:17.280
<v Speaker 2>it's a whole new me. Twenty twenty four. People were

0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:20.120
<v Speaker 2>looking for a new visual with me. They were they

0:58:20.160 --> 0:58:25.160
<v Speaker 2>were looking for me getting as represent yourself absolute please absolutely,

0:58:25.320 --> 0:58:28.240
<v Speaker 2>people are sick of whatever you're peddling. So I'm going

0:58:28.320 --> 0:58:32.200
<v Speaker 2>to be kind of a tan, dry haired lady of

0:58:32.280 --> 0:58:32.600
<v Speaker 2>the day.

0:58:32.760 --> 0:58:32.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:58:33.640 --> 0:58:35.960
<v Speaker 2>I think that's a decent, decent thing for me to play.

0:58:36.000 --> 0:58:41.800
<v Speaker 3>Future Traders contestants or host if they have the prize money.

0:58:41.720 --> 0:58:43.959
<v Speaker 2>They want, I could I either take over for allan

0:58:44.040 --> 0:58:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Coming or they maybe do a hyper local Traders I

0:58:47.240 --> 0:58:49.280
<v Speaker 2>could host that. Yeah, But if I do end up

0:58:49.320 --> 0:58:51.480
<v Speaker 2>on the show. I'll be extremely tann there we go

0:58:51.640 --> 0:58:56.760
<v Speaker 2>and everyone will be talking about it. Everyone trusts t Yeah, yeah, well,

0:58:56.800 --> 0:58:58.800
<v Speaker 2>thank you for being here. This is my pleasure. This

0:58:58.880 --> 0:59:03.560
<v Speaker 2>is a blast. Listen. The podcast is coming to a close.

0:59:03.760 --> 0:59:07.840
<v Speaker 2>It's not raining anymore. I'm gonna do something with my day.

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<v Speaker 2>God only knows what You're going to do. Whatever you want.

0:59:10.800 --> 0:59:13.959
<v Speaker 2>You have to stop listening to the podcast, Please get away.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, goodbye. I said, No Gifts is an

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:26.360
<v Speaker 2>exactly right production. It's produced by our dear friend Analise Neilson,

0:59:26.560 --> 0:59:29.560
<v Speaker 2>and it's beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't

0:59:29.600 --> 0:59:33.360
<v Speaker 2>do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song,

0:59:33.680 --> 0:59:37.560
<v Speaker 2>of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann.

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<v Speaker 2>You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said

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<v Speaker 2>no Gifts, I don't want to hear any excuses. That's

0:59:43.600 --> 0:59:45.640
<v Speaker 2>where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous

0:59:45.680 --> 0:59:47.640
<v Speaker 2>gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures

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<v Speaker 2>of the gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>Lievit did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear? But

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<v Speaker 1>you're I guessed, Timma, you gotta come to me empty And.

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<v Speaker 2>I said no guest.

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<v Speaker 1>Your own presence is presents enough. I already had too

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<v Speaker 1>much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey me?