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Speaker 1: look at this. Try it again. You got something? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. You to

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Speaker 1: I mean, lunch Box acted like there's a bomb going on.

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Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, there's no appointments past seven at a

419
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Speaker 1: normal mon No, it's not open until three am. If

420
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Speaker 1: they're on the up and up and I'm sure massage

421
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Speaker 1: places closed at a normal hour because they don't want

422
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: people drinking and going in and trying to get frisky.

423
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,360
Speaker 1: But it's crazy that it could operate for I mean,

424
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Speaker 1: I would do remote their appearances where you stand out

425
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: there for two hours at mother's window tip for years.

426
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Speaker 1: It was there for five, six, seven, eight years until

427
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Speaker 1: he got raided and got busted. But I'm like, but yeah,

428
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: there's a lot of stuff that goes on illegally, and

429
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: then they governments and police stations then decide to go

430
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Speaker 1: after something specific. Maybe they just never really had the

431
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: team or the care, or it's weird. Maybe it's a

432
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 1: legal thing. It's we can't just go bust a massage

433
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 1: parlor unless you see a guy coming out of there

434
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: his pants down. It is weird though, that people start

435
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 1: that business thinking that no one's gonna find out. Like, like,

436
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 1: if you were cheating, right, we would all know, lunch Box,

437
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: if you had a drinking problem, we would all know,

438
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 1: Like we're with each other, going to be your problem?

439
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: If I cheated, I have a drinking problem, what's your problem?

440
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,120
Speaker 1: Say I'm a serial killer, you guys would figure it out.

441
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:17,399
Speaker 1: Whoa you would know? So How do people not know

442
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,920
Speaker 1: that the store next door get some shady clientele and

443
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 1: it's mother's window. They would talk about it all the time.

444
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: The employees are like, oh yeah, that one, Oh yeah,

445
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: you know. So the balls that these business owners are

446
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: just like, we're gonna start a massage parlor and it's

447
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 1: gonna be a happy ending massage parlor, but no one

448
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 1: will know we'll be able to be this out It

449
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 1: gets out word about the mouth. Have you ever heard

450
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: of I just told you about this guy played golf,

451
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: but just told us about this parlor. And now we

452
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: just told the world. Now I just told it didn't

453
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Speaker 1: even have a name on the door. I guarantee you

454
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: Moe and Tampa's gonna come to Nashville now after hearing

455
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: this podcast and try to find this place. How in

456
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: the world did they start? Like, how did they get

457
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: our first customer in that door? Because there's no sign

458
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: on the door, nothing. Do you know how everything starts?

459
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: How did we start a convention in Vegas? We just

460
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: did it in the show and we jumped and that

461
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 1: was in the you never know if you can fly

462
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: until you try question? Do you start the business with

463
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: already the intentions of it being a happy when you

464
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 1: say your hours until three am start if it started.

465
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: Let's be real. This maybe a terrible analogy when girls

466
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Speaker 1: are card girls at the golf course. Because my wife's

467
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: told me stories bezer not not yes not her her

468
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: friends guys would like pay them to hug him and

469
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Me and Eddie saw it for No,

470
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Speaker 1: I saw it first when we went and play with

471
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: my boys and those guys. We want that story. But hey,

472
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about watching thor but and thunder gosh,

473
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: dang exactly. You all don't like you never realize the

474
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Speaker 1: business until it presents itself. Lunch, Please explain this guy

475
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 1: paid a woman girl. I was there and the cart girls?

476
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: How much do you have to pay? No? I was

477
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: playing golf and you paid how much? And the guy

478
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 1: the cart girls that these guys had hired for a tournament,

479
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: they were just getting them drunk and they were kissing

480
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: up on them, taking shots off them, and and it

481
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: was just like, what are they giving him money? Though

482
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 1: they paid them to be the cart girls for the day,

483
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 1: but I don't know what. At what point it's like, Okay,

484
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Speaker 1: they paid how much are they paying them? Hundreds and

485
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars where that it okay that it starts

486
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Speaker 1: turning in where this guy is having the girls sit

487
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Speaker 1: on his lap. And it was just so weird because

488
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: you know they have that in Vegas. They do, but

489
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: they don't sit on your lap. And then I heard

490
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 1: some of the boys were looking into it for the

491
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: bachelor party of mine. But you go on and the

492
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Speaker 1: girls you coast. Well, he never did it. No, they

493
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: just said you would go. And it's fun because you

494
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: have caddies that are girls and a bunch of dudes

495
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 1: and they got their little skirts on and they go

496
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Speaker 1: with you to play. I don't want that. I want

497
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: to play golf. I mean, would you rather your dude

498
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: going and getting a stripper? No? Are golfing with girl caddies? No,

499
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: let's just go play golf a bachelor party. Who cares,

500
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: we're guys hanging out. Here's the thing. Is it really

501
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: that cool to have a hot girl riding in your

502
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: car anything? You're not gonna do anything. She's not gonna

503
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: strip for you, she's not gonna do you're kissing the ring.

504
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 1: Guys just want to be surrounded by hotties. Okay, go

505
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 1: go to the strip club. That way, you can actually

506
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: see something. These girls are just walking around getting your clubs.

507
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: That's not that great drive the car. They do everything.

508
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Speaker 1: I dropped my putter I made I made that in

509
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Speaker 1: the hole. Can you grab the ball? All right? Now,

510
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: you guys are starting to sound like the Sean. I'm

511
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 1: telling you speaking up good. No, I don't have any

512
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Speaker 1: seg into this commercial. No, no little League baseball. Last

513
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Speaker 1: night you watch that high way robbery. They are in

514
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: extra innings. There's a runner on second. Oh my god,

515
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Speaker 1: we're talking little we're talking Little League World This is

516
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Speaker 1: a time and you're already based on it. It was

517
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: the bottom of the night. Who cares. I want to

518
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: close it with gymnastics, but continue swimming. They're doing trials.

519
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 1: Is a chance whoever wins this game goes to the

520
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: Little League World Series and Williams Sports. It was the

521
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: two teams. This isn't even the World Series. I think

522
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: it was a team from Washington and a team from Nevada.

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00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: And you're watching this by yourself at home. My wife's

524
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: watching it. Can you bet on it? No? No, I

525
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: don't think you can bet on him. He can't bet

526
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: on the kids. Was asking for a friend So there's

527
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Speaker 1: a kid on second guy to plate and he hits

528
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: it down the line, third base line. Third base umpire

529
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: throws his hands up home plate. Umpire points fair. The

530
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 1: kids in the field stop, but the coach coaching third

531
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,719
Speaker 1: base goes, go, go go, and the kids scores. They

532
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: review it and they allowed the run to count. Would

533
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: the kid have scored if the fielders didn't stop. We

534
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: don't know, but it would. He would have probably scored.

535
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: But if you don't know, you can't. This is void.

536
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 1: That's avoid plays. You have to play. Replay the play.

537
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: You have to get the same count. Put him back

538
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: on the mount I get. Sometimes the home play umpire

539
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: can overrule the field dumps, but on that one it

540
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: should be where you can't overrule him started over or

541
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 1: he's got the home ump was he what was he

542
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: s whispering it, he's gotta He points his arm, but

543
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: he's got a run out as loud as he can

544
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 1: say it's a fair ball. Overrule fair ball, and then

545
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: everybody just plays from there. You can't do that in second, say,

546
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: because the third baseman just stops like he doesn't run

547
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: after the ball, or you know, no one ran after

548
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: the ball and it's like it costs these kids a

549
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: chance and they may escored. Like if you re pitch it,

550
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: you go back, you know, set up the scenario. He

551
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: may get a hit, well, let's replay. He may get

552
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: to pop out. But it's so crazy they go to

553
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: review and they allow the run to stand like that

554
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. When the up throws his hands up, what

555
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: should have happened? They just reverse time. Well, they just

556
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: go back, redo it, redo it. You can't just that's

557
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: not a play. Do it over. When someone says foul

558
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: back to the count, it's about everybody's shouldn't be able

559
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: to overrule that. Then if he does overrule, he's got

560
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: to be more vocal. But coach, what what he's saying

561
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: is during the actual play, while the balls in play,

562
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: the kids stopped. If two umpires are disagreeing with it,

563
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: it's not a it's just void. It's over like I'm

564
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: doing with the first one. It's foul. It's the guy

565
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: that called it first. Because he's called it foul, and

566
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: then the field there's no first third base, third base

567
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: umpire said fair, he said foul, and then the foul

568
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: and then home played umpire goes would you're another call

569
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: in baseball where they do that right away. There's balls,

570
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: there's it. Did he go? And that's usually separated by

571
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: about five seconds. I mean, one could call him save,

572
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: one call him out. Maybe I don't know, but I've

573
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: never seen where one calls it foul, one calls it fair.

574
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: Half the team, the fielders stopped, the runners don't and

575
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: they win the game. More Did they just think that

576
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: since the third base umpire was closer, he had a

577
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: better look, so we went with it. No homeplate was

578
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: closer because it went right down the third base line.

579
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: That's crazy because I understand the home plate umpire has

580
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: the power to overrule. I get it, but when kids stop,

581
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: it just seems to make sense common sense that you

582
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: would replay it. Did that that infuriate you all night? Yes?

583
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: It still infuriates me that it robbed these kids. I'm

584
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: a chance to go to the Little League World Series.

585
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: That's how it ends, by you calling foul and not

586
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: having the backbone to say, you know what, No, I

587
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: yelled foul, like we need to keep it. Well. He's

588
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: back at his banker nine to five job today, is

589
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: so that was just a side thing he did. He's

590
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: not too worried about it. Do you want to write

591
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,479
Speaker 1: the what is that? The World Series? And also if

592
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: it's a super loud crowd, it's not just vocal. The

593
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: home play dump needs to do his sign fairball, fairball

594
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: out in the middle of it. You also have to

595
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: have signs that are very obvious. He used the arm

596
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: pointing its fault on the kids. The kids need to

597
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: see that. But they saw the third base ump throw

598
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: his hands up. But as a baseball player, you always

599
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: know the home plate umpliyer can overrule everything, so that

600
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: one that should be a player where you can't overrule it.

601
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: If it's that controversial, that's probably what they How how

602
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: has this never happened before? I don't know. I don't

603
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: know because the way you've explained it, it should happen

604
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: all the time because there's always close place. I feel

605
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: like in the in like the Majors, there isn't a

606
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: dispute between umpires a lot. But I've never seen where

607
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,959
Speaker 1: the umpire calls it found the other umpire jumps out

608
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: and called. In the majors, it's always the third baseman.

609
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: I've never seen a home guy overrule exactly. So here

610
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: you have a Little League World Series or whatever. Little League.

611
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: They're not used to this crap. This dude had. It

612
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: was on a power trip. There we go, I win.

613
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm the home playing up. I win that one. It

614
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: should just go to the line judge, and he just

615
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: yells then at the home play no foul, foul, he

616
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: needs to go at. They were both timid after they

617
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: made their calls and the like, yeah, they're all stand office.

618
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: Then they went to the monitors all scared. And then

619
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Speaker 1: when he came back, he goes boom. He starts pointing

620
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: to the plate like emphatically, like run scores, run scores,

621
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Speaker 1: run scores, ball game. It was like, why don't weren't

622
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: you that emphatic earlier? Who was this Washington? I think

623
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: Washington versus Nevada team at Las Vegas. I mean, that's

624
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: gotta be the only place they're from in Vegas. You

625
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: could be from Reno. Reno is small. It's a mountain town.

626
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: Carson City, South Beach would drive over to Reno. He's like,

627
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: you had to always check the weather because it'd be

628
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: a snowstorm in the mountains, but it'd be seventy degrees over.

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Speaker 1: Vegas got flooded again last night they did plan at

630
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: Hollywood Caesar's Palace. What about New York, New York. I

631
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: didn't see anything about New York, New York. I mean

632
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: I showed any of the video and there was water

633
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: coming down on the black track tables in the middle

634
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: of planet Hollywood. George, Vegas could be moving to nash Vegas.

635
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: You're looking up all the cities in the man. There

636
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: nowhere nowhere near Vegas, mesquite. Henderson, Henderson, small as hell.

637
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: Henderson is right, it's like connected to Vegas. It's part

638
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: to Vegas. Hey, oh, we got a lot coach Mercury

639
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: Indian Springseise. That's the actual paradise Las Vegas. Now let's

640
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: go to commercial. Look, guys, I don't know how to

641
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: do it because I've been trying to figure out commercials

642
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: and I just stick them randomly. You have been teasing

643
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: us all week with the ninth Hole at McCay. Okay,

644
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: you guys ready for this. I'm gonna need a little

645
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: bit of audio. I don't know. We have no audio.

646
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: You can't turn your neck, that's fine, that's fine, but

647
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: I'm playing with a guy named Mark. Okay, San Diego

648
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: divorce is all right? Used to live out there, or

649
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: you just met him. I got to back nine. There

650
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: was two guys in front of me. One guy said

651
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: he's gonna play slow. I was like, all right, cool,

652
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: I'll pass you guys, and Mark's like, hey, can I

653
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: join up with you? I go, oh, you met Mark.

654
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: That That's when I was asking one of those so

655
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: Mark marks number No. I was thought about it at

656
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: the end, but past Mark's chugging white clause, he's are

657
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: having a great time. You guys are best. He's already.

658
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: He was pretty good. He had a good drive, he

659
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: had a good swing. He told me he took ten

660
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: years off golf, but now he's back. Lived in San Diego, divorce,

661
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: moved to Nashville. Metal woman. They're married. They played golf.

662
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: He's like, we base our trips around golf courses, and

663
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: he picked McCabe. No, no, no, she wasn't there though,

664
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: let's sit there. I mean they no, no, no. This

665
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: is when they traveled. He started over. He had gosh,

666
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: dang it. So I said, wow, I need to teach

667
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: Bezer this game. Anyhow, he's chugging white claws, got a

668
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: great drive, chips were fine. After about five holes, he

669
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 1: started waiver a little bit, you know, he get a

670
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: little sloppy. Yeah, and he had already put down about

671
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: four or five bear claws. Let's be real, here's the

672
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: point of the story. We get to the ninth, the

673
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: North ninth at McCabe, the one you birdie. I didn't

674
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: we played North course, Yeah, we played North I birdied

675
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: that one with you guys. That's your freaking hole. So

676
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: we're on the ninth, okay, and he had has got

677
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: a it was a par put. I believe there's no

678
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: way when Hella was a birdie. But he's got a

679
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 1: put okay, and it's about thirty feet and he's had

680
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: about seven h six or seven bear claws. He went

681
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: to the clubhouse for a while before he drove home,

682
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: but he had a lot of bear claws. Ok And

683
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: he said, he said, right, I've never told anybody this before.

684
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like, too, truly's deep. I'm okay, man, you're

685
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: drinking tuly truly is he's drinking bear clause, grab a

686
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: couple on the way out. Let's rock it. So I

687
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: thought you'd be drinking Volleys personally brought to you by

688
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: Vollies vacation party. So we're on the ninth at the

689
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: North ninth at McCabe. And he said, I've never said

690
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 1: this to anybody, but my friend Hammer died about four

691
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: years ago, and he's in his fifties, so I'm guessing drugs,

692
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: car accident, cancer, and it was an old age and

693
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: he said Hammer mc Hammer mc Hammer. I was like, wait,

694
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: dang it, Armie Hammer Hammer. So on the ninth the

695
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: north night that McCabe. He said, Hammer always helps me

696
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: with putts, only on the North ninth, and he had

697
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: about a thirty to thirty five foot put His friend

698
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: hold On, hold On divorcee from San Diego, who's been

699
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: here for five years. Hammer died nine years ago. Hammer

700
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: died five years ago. Hammer was a buddy from San Diego.

701
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: So Hammer Hammer probably read putts for only about a

702
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: few months. Maybe he visited. So Hammer has never played

703
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: the North course. But he shows up on the ninth

704
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: on the north. Okay, that's actually a great phenomenally. So

705
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: he said always on this whole something about it. Hammers

706
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 1: with me. I'm like, okay, guy hadn't made a solid

707
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: put all day, feet out and I said, all right, man,

708
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: you know what, let's go Hammer, if you're here show

709
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: us you said that to this guy. I said something like,

710
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: all right, Hammer, show us, man, let's go coach. You

711
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: were talking to Hammer and he gets behind. He's like,

712
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: I haven't even told my wife this. Hammers with us

713
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: on this whole and he reaches back and puts it,

714
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, this is this is crazy. It's

715
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: actually pretty close to online. Oh man, this is the

716
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: closes he's gotten all day. But I don't try to

717
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: jinx it. I'm not saying anything until it Actually I'm

718
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: wanting it to go within six inches so I can

719
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: be like, holy crap, dude, that was a thirty ft put.

720
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 1: You made it right next. I believe you, dude, because

721
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: it turns a little bit, it goes down a little bit.

722
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: It's not just a perfectly straight put. There's some movement.

723
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 1: Ten ft. It's still online. Five ft, still online. Two ft.

724
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: I mean it looks like it's gonna drop in the

725
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: bottom of the cup gets a foot out. We should

726
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: leave the pins in, just like the pros gets about

727
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: six inches out, it's still online, and it goes bottom

728
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: of the couch. He makes it Hammer Hammer jumping up

729
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 1: in the air. Emyone was jumping up with you in

730
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: the heavens and I said he was there. Gosh, Hammer's

731
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: here with us and we're jumping, going crazy. I said, gosh,

732
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: that hammer. He wasn't getting around Hammer did it? Said that? Yes,

733
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: and so we're going hammered at home. He I want

734
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 1: to say, he was crying. It was close. I've never

735
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: seen a bigger smile close to crying. He freaking drained

736
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: h the music on. The music just cut and so

737
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: we're we're clapping. I mean, it was a moment. I

738
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: thought maybe that's when I was going to get his number,

739
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: but then I still had a seven footer. I said, hey,

740
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: does Hammer ever step in for the other guy? And

741
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: he said, he said, hey, Hammer, help brother out. It

742
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: was like you never a new hammer and you're trying

743
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: to steal Hammer's glory. There is always something special that happen.

744
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: You need hammer for a seven f hammers in the heavens?

745
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: Is this guy and hammers like it's only seven ft dude, Like,

746
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: come on? And so I reached back to truly's deep.

747
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm actually feeling pretty good about this one. I put it,

748
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: would you know there was one hell of up can

749
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: break to the left, and I missed it. My two

750
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: coach coach. Then that makes me believe in Hammer even more.

751
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: Hammer kicked it out of the way. I never said,

752
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: get this crap out here like as jubilated as we

753
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: were five minutes prior. Hey, I brought it all to

754
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: a screeching halt with the miss putt. Let me tell

755
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: you what I'm telling you. Next time you guys play

756
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: the Uni, think about that in the north. Now, I'm

757
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: gonna look at there. I'm gonna go Hammer, Are you

758
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: up there? He said, it's only that whole Wow, that's beautiful.

759
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: Did it look like the ball wasn't going in and

760
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: then hammer and Hammer kind of helped it go? Or

761
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: did you go straight in from the beginning. I'm telling

762
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: you he didn't make up put from five feet out

763
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: the entire day. He was good at golf. He was good. Question,

764
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: but how do you drain a thirty foot or without something?

765
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: He said, he was good at golf, right, he's pretty good.

766
00:39:55,239 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: Any chance, he's sandbag gray the entire a hole just

767
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: to tell that story, just to come up with this

768
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: story about Hammer and how he makes putts. And he's

769
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: like telling me that he's at a bar right now

770
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: telling people about how he messed with his dude. Guys,

771
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: I missed Putts on purpose, just so on number nine

772
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: I could make up the story about Hammer. The idiot

773
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: believed me. I mean, hey, the idiot believe me so

774
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: much that when he was putting, he said, come on Hammer,

775
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: and I beat him in the Skins game. Like I

776
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: was willing to miss the Skins games because that was

777
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: a hell of a story. Oh man, it was even

778
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: cooler to experience in person. And then I saw him

779
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: again in the parking lot. Still wanted to get the number.

780
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 1: Never did. You'll see him. I didn't need. Mark texted

781
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: me on a random Tuesday when I'm busy with work.

782
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: Good guy though, really nice guy. I mean never had

783
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: met a random and had that much of an enjoyable time.

784
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: He said the F word all the time. That man,

785
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: that's that's cool. It's like yesterday when I was at

786
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: the chipping place. Maybe I was there with your guy,

787
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 1: what's his name, Michael? Michael was in Paris. Yeah, Marc

788
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: is sitting there chipping right, We're on the chipping green,

789
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: and I mean he's just practicing chipping. And I have

790
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: never seen someone gets so mad at practice. I mean,

791
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 1: he would hit one. You gotta eff and quit that,

792
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: you gotta ev and quit to himself, and I'm like, dude,

793
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: you're just on the chipping ground. You're not even on

794
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: the course. And he chipped when and be like that

795
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 1: is so stupid, stupid, and he'd hit the ground with

796
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 1: his club and I was like, I look, I thought, okay, man,

797
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: he'll stop after a minute. He kept he'd hit one

798
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: bad idiot. If you you come out of here to

799
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: practice and this is what you do, this is what

800
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: you do. And I was like, okay, this is getting awkward.

801
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: So I moved over to the other green because there's

802
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: two greens. I was like, I can't give away from that.

803
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: I was want to help him or anything, or I

804
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: didn't want to accidentally him have a good shot and

805
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: like my ball roll next to his and him get

806
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: mad because he's already mad about how bad he's practicing,

807
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: yelling at himself during practice us like he and he

808
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: wasn't going to play because he didn't have a golf

809
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: card or anything. He literally just had like a couple

810
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: of clubs. He was just practicing chipping. And he finally

811
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: just goes that's it, we're leaving. We're leaving, he grabs

812
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: the clubs who we him as in him, him and

813
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: his clubs in his ball. What I've realized that some

814
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: of the people at the chipping green don't have money

815
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: to play the course, so they just they just go

816
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: and chip. There's an old just what I thought you

817
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: were doing. No, there's an old timer about setting. There's

818
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: this old boy that drives his truck. You've probably seen him,

819
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: straight white hair, and he'll he'll pull up there in

820
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: the ranch truck always chips, never hits the course. One

821
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: of these days, I want to take him, you know,

822
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: show him that there's actually a course next to the

823
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: chipping air by him around you should, That's what I mean.

824
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: But then you're gonna have to chill them for three

825
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: hours and here his hard But no, you know, just

826
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: saying I'm gonna buying your mien. You go on your

827
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: married way. Man. Yeah, here's my gift to hilly dip

828
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: him the whole time. You know me, I don't get

829
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: piste a lot of things, But you know what does

830
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: piss me off When you're putting on the practice green

831
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: and somebody starts putting in your hole. Out of all

832
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 1: the holes in the practice ground, Okay, no, you're not

833
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: that guy. You do, yeah, you do. And the dudes like,

834
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: on the other side, he's practicing a fifty foot put

835
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: did you know? Yeah, you know he's practicing. Or when

836
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 1: hammers around good point, and I think about that, Hey,

837
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: what's worse somebody putting into your hole or somebody doing

838
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: chipping and they blade one and it comes right at you.

839
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: You gotta mover. It's gonna ditch in the ankle. Now

840
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: that that does happen, It does happen. And that's the

841
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: danger of going to the chipping green. Or I've done

842
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: it a couple times, almost hit a runner, And I'm like,

843
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: let me ask you, coach, you're a chipper, you go

844
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 1: to the chipping green. It's met for chipping five yards

845
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: off the green right now? Right? Does you can do

846
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: it on the fringe. But then also no, I don't know,

847
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: I'll do one from thirty out. That's what I'm talking about.

848
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: There's always the dude that does like, wait, whoa, hey, hey,

849
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: it's not a pitching green. We're not practicing pitches, practicing

850
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: greens and regulation. You got right here, buddy. I saw

851
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: this dude and he was acting like he was like

852
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: he put it by the tree, like, oh, I'm gonna

853
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: have to hit it left hand. Its practice. It's practice.

854
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: You don't have to act like it's buy a tree

855
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: and you've got to chip it on and like fifty

856
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: yards away. Practicing for the major or the people at

857
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: macab that take bunker shots. Buddy, there's no bunkers. You're

858
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 1: gonna hit the entire day. There's no mcaves there, there's

859
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: no bunkers. That's the last thing you need to practice.

860
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 1: Tell you what, though, that's the one thing we should practice. Bunkers.

861
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: Those are easy. All you do is just flat iron it.

862
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: You dig in and then you just slap the ship

863
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: out of it. Okay, alright, alright, alright, I'll try that now.

864
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: I know that I'll never hit too out the bunker

865
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: because I know the flat iron. It flat iron big

866
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: and and in the simple dude, you know what, I'm

867
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: gonna start aiming for the bum oh Man, deer sword losers.

868
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: I did some research about the golf ball hitting a

869
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: car if you're near a course, If you're near a

870
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 1: course or a road and you break a car, wind know,

871
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 1: it's almost always the driver who paced with the damage.

872
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: The driver who's driving the driver, know the driver that's

873
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: driving the car. If they take you to court, all

874
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: the drive. All the golfer us to say is I

875
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: didn't hit it, And there's no proof that they hit

876
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: it unless someone has it on film. I hope that

877
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: helps Charlie the American in Korea, that's all you do

878
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: is deny it. Wow, I mean that sounds like most

879
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: court cases. Hold on, Charlie lives in Korea. Yeah, he's American.

880
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: You think I used to enter the show Abu Dhabi,

881
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: Sri Lanka, Costa Rica. We are sore losers nation. That's

882
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 1: pretty bad. We need to do that again. Hey, Charlie

883
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: needs to put us on a Bluetooth speaker so the

884
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: rest of Korea can hear us. I don't think they

885
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: would understand us, Coach, Come on, they speak, They're smart

886
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: over there. They speak the dumbest country of them. We

887
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: only speak one language. All these other countries kids are

888
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 1: taught multiple languages. We're the only country that it is America.

889
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: We speak English. No, all the other countries are like, no,

890
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: it's okay, Well we've learned five languages. Big dumb Americans.

891
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: When we moved to Costa Rica for a summer and

892
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: we studied abroad. They would just chill all his Americans

893
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,439
Speaker 1: and speak American. I was like, no, you gotta immerse English. Yeah,

894
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: into the into the area. I would hang with the

895
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: locals and talk to them. That's how you learn the language.

896
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 1: You go to Mexico and half of the people they're like, oh,

897
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: I speak little English, like they they're trying. Us were like, oh, no,

898
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: day drink o uh bira white Clawa tequilasa get. I mean,

899
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: give it a chance, dude, That's what it was. It

900
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: was like Zeta Tau Alpha convention. I was like, guys,

901
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: this isn't a frat sorority party. Meet the community here.

902
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: That's how you learn the language. It's tough. It's hard

903
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 1: to learn a new language if you don't learn young.

904
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: That's why we're sitting my kid the Spanish immersion school. Wow, guys,

905
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: I'm moving to Mexico City, come on, baby Box. But

906
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm not really gonna do that. I just went to

907
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:55,760
Speaker 1: a playground and I saw that it was a Spanish

908
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 1: immersion school and I was like, oh, that's cool. The

909
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: parents do that, all right, baby Box, this is a canty.

910
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: Now we will start here. My buddy Garrett does do that? Serre?

911
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: Thank you, Cathy Tan What up? Coaches? I just wanted

912
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: to email and give a birthday shout out to my

913
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 1: brother Alex on August twelve. What do you know? We

914
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: got it on time. If I had to guess, this

915
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 1: will probably really late birthday shout out. But if you

916
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: get it on time, that'd be cool too. We listen

917
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: to the podcast every single week. Keep it up and

918
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: thanks for everything you guys do. Sore Losers Nation for Life.

919
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: I signed Ryan Horrioring. I don't know his last night.

920
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: Another prime example coach learning the language. Ryan hober Ling.

921
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: Hober Ling Ling, I don't know anybody watched Field of

922
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: Dreams last night. I did. I watched a little bit

923
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: the movie or the game. The game it is amazing.

924
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: It is so beautiful. I'm he was about to say unwatchable. No,

925
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: it's awesome. One of the games is the game, coach,

926
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: but in the scenery is awesome. I mean, they couldn't

927
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 1: have picked a better day. It looked just like the

928
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: movie did. And Griffy and his dad come out of

929
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: the corner. My Griffy look fat. But Coach, I know

930
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna get him for Christmas lunch corn stalks.

931
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: Put him in his backyard. Live your field of dreams

932
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: every damn day when you go in your backyard, if

933
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: you built it, say it every time I go to

934
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 1: my backyard. Did you guys hear that your kids want

935
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: corn for dinner? Did you not think? It's just it's beautiful,

936
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful, it's majestic. That's what does that game

937
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: count though, as like it counts as a Major League

938
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: Baseball game, so it goes on on the record. That

939
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: sucks because they're they're interviewing players the whole time. I mean,

940
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: Joey Vado the whole time, was talking to the commentators

941
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: the whole time. I mean, coach, you can't like that.

942
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 1: You can't like they gotta focus. It has to take

943
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: a little bit away from their Sundnight baseball. Sunday night baseball.

944
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: They do it where they make up someone in the field.

945
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: That is great. I'm telling you the times they've done it,

946
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: I've been terrified Verdugo is gonna drop a pop up

947
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: because he's not focused at all. Somebody is gonna get

948
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: nailed on the head because they're thinking about what to say,

949
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be that's gonna be the end of

950
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: talking during the game. Yeah, I mean it is so

951
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: hard to talk in depth and listen and then also

952
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: see a pop up and catch it. That has to

953
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: be so damn hard. Now, they stopped talking when the

954
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: ball gets hit, but I mean still coaches still in

955
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: their head. I mean they're miked up. Oh I got

956
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: this mike in my back pocket. Oh, I wonder if

957
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 1: they can hear this. Like they were talking to Votto,

958
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: did you see this coach? And then one of the

959
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 1: Cubs guys, I don't know who it is, he got

960
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: on first and he told as the guy he he

961
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: was he walked. So he's walking to first taking off

962
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: his gloves and stuff or whatever, and Votto look points

963
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: at his mic like, hey man, I'm miked up right now,

964
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: so I don't say anything, okay, cool, And then he

965
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: starts talking to the commentators about whatever, but also starts

966
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: talking crap about the guy, knowing he's right next to

967
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: him listening, and he's like, yeah, you know so, And

968
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: so he gets real into the game. He kind of

969
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: turns into a jerk sometimes, you know, like whatever, it's funny, right, right,

970
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 1: And then the dude like next play. He's trying to

971
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: round second and he hurts his leg like his ankle.

972
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: He falls down, starts crying, rolling around like if it

973
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: and Votto's face like oh crap, Like I totally like

974
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: threw him off, like oh crap, crap man, Like I

975
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: was just totally caught talking. Really been just happened. I

976
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: didn't see that part. I'm telling you, dude, it's distracting.

977
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: They can't do that crap. Well he didn't do anything, No,

978
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is like, as they're trying to

979
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: play a real game, this is their job, and why

980
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 1: is this so cool? I just think it's cool to

981
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: hear the inside perspective of it. You're talking about the

982
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 1: mike up or the field dreams, We've We're already on

983
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 1: her knees every time for the miked up. We all

984
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 1: think the other dreams dreams. Yes, because it's a unique stadium.

985
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: All these cookie cutter box towns that we're making right now,

986
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: the stadiums aren't as cool and unique. I saw a

987
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: picture of Pete Rose, God bless him, when he played

988
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: the game in left right, and it was the most

989
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: unique left field wall I've ever seen it. Win up

990
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: seven hundred feet. It was a different stadium that had

991
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: a crazy unique wall one. All these damn stadiums looked

992
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: the exact same. Now Fenway's unique Yankee Stadium because the tradition.

993
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: Core Field is cool. They have fountains that go off

994
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: in center field, has a swimming pool in their outfield.

995
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,240
Speaker 1: Pack Bell Park in San Francisco, menu it made White

996
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: Sox burn the thing. Oh yeah, that's terrible, as the

997
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: A's Burnett Astros is cool. They have the train, the

998
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,439
Speaker 1: trash cans too. Yeah, they have a lot of trash.

999
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 1: The one in Miami's cool, but nobody, no, nobody goes

1000
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: to that one glass It's like a Tampa Bay Burnett.

1001
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: It's just a nasty Uh We're um. What's the one

1002
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: in the Bush? Stadiums nice Bush because the tradition, because

1003
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: of mar Toronto. Um. But my point is this make

1004
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: them unique. And you can't just make all these stadiums

1005
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: look the exact same. Basketball courts have to football, stadiums

1006
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: have to baseball. You can be as football is pretty unique.

1007
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: I mean, have you seen the Rams and Chargers Field?

1008
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: That is badass. Their whole stadium is awesome. That is awesome.

1009
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 1: But then you go to Titans and you're like, well, guys,

1010
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 1: we have to do something. That's why they're building a

1011
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: new stadium. I haven't seen a break around, and they haven't.

1012
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: I go every day it takes. I asked some construction guys.

1013
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, when are they gonna break ground?

1014
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: And this guy's working on the building here. Well, no,

1015
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: down over there by the bridge. I'm like, when they

1016
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: know it wasn't then it was a couple of construction

1017
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 1: workers and they go, no, we're just working on potholes. Okay, awesome.

1018
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: Let me ask you. Are we off field dreams? Let

1019
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: me let me ask you this. I was driving to

1020
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 1: the East Side yesterday because my dog was getting her

1021
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: hair cut, and it took me through downtown because I

1022
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 1: guess there was traffic on the interstate and I guess

1023
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: they had f one here. Yeah, through the city. Terrible. Okay,

1024
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,720
Speaker 1: that's not my point. They left the walls up, boys,

1025
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: they left the fences up. The whole track is still there,

1026
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,919
Speaker 1: but they let you drive in it. So while I'm driving, dude,

1027
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: i feel like I'm in the race. So I started

1028
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 1: revving like it's a badass. You also drive by there

1029
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: today when you get out of cop pulls you over.

1030
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Hey, I thought I was racing.

1031
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,760
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was cops on the race course.

1032
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: Come on, even the grand stands are still up. It's

1033
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: freaking takes a long time for them to take all

1034
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: that crap down. Don't they just leave it all year?

1035
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: Leave the fence, Coach, it looks free. To imagine all

1036
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: the drunks trapped in with traffic they can't get off

1037
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: the road. There's the Bachelor atte parties, I mean, coach.

1038
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: That race went through a bridge. Yeah, they've done it.

1039
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: They did it last year. To man, that's safe to

1040
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: go a hundred Are the potholes in the uneven road safe?

1041
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 1: Probably not good? Is it safe to go two hundred

1042
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: miles an hour? Probably not? Over the water? Well, what

1043
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: difference does it make any Because you go faster the

1044
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 1: bridge is going to collapse. Now you can fly over

1045
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: big old wreck. Now they have the fence, there's still

1046
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. But I mean they're not

1047
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: that high, Coach, they're probably about what eight feet up

1048
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: ten ft high. They're kind of curved. They are curved

1049
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: to knock everything down. It's pretty cool. Did you guys

1050
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: to drive driving up this road dar work. Do you

1051
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: guys see the burnout? Somebody did? They did whipped the

1052
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: donut right. I'm like, I wonder if it was one

1053
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: of the race car guys, or it may have just

1054
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: been a drunk at tin roof, or it could have

1055
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: been Marshawn Lynch. He was getting ready for Sword Losers

1056
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: convention Vegas. Did you see the video, Eddie? Oh my god?

1057
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: He was actually sad, dude, he is. He was, Oh, yes,

1058
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: he's like asleep in the car and it's on a

1059
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: rim and the rims about to fall off, and he

1060
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: treated his own car so bad. They go, did you

1061
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 1: steal this? And he said yes, and they said do

1062
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 1: you know who you are? And he goes he fall asleep.

1063
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,479
Speaker 1: He was that. They said he had trouble to staying

1064
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: awake and he reeked of alcohol and that he was

1065
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: driving on a rim that was about to fall off.

1066
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: Back tire was flat. It looked like a nice car,

1067
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: but it's five am Vegas, Vegas. Probably been a casino

1068
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: all night and he said he said he was. He

1069
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: told him I don't drink or do drugs. I stole

1070
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: a car. Then you want to get out of the

1071
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 1: car and they just because I couldn't get he couldn't

1072
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: get out of the car, and he's so big. The

1073
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: cops come on, let's just make it easy on both

1074
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: of us. Stand up. Yeah, I get like three cops

1075
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: and they have the whole cop video. It was like

1076
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: the one I saw his bits and pieces and the

1077
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: dude just says, please help us stand just stand up

1078
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 1: your three pounds like I mean he was. He was,

1079
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: And then his mug shot and can't get his eyes

1080
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 1: open because he's already got little eyes of it. Yeah,

1081
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: but it was. But the the is there like, he's

1082
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: not gonna go to jail for that. It sucks that

1083
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: rep he can pay for He'll just pay. What do

1084
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 1: you mean he'll go to jail. I mean he went

1085
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: to jail that night and he got out like an hour.

1086
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: That's what everyone else does. I have had five friends,

1087
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 1: six friends that got d del eyes. They were in

1088
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 1: jail for five hours, got bailed anyone does you get

1089
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: bailed out? You get bailed out. But he's gonna have

1090
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: to pay a fine. It's easier for him to pay

1091
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: the fine. Who is gonna bail out of poor dude?

1092
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: That's the problem every Well, that's why like homeless people,

1093
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: I mean they stand and that's why you give a

1094
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: bail bondsman, because you only have to pay a portion

1095
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 1: of the bail to get out. Yeah, I didn't. I

1096
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: never knew that. I never knew that. I thought, like,

1097
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: you know, bail is five thousand, five thousand dollars or

1098
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: paying like five thousand bucks, you're out. That's it. That's

1099
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: a crapload. That's nothing. My brother still has been money.

1100
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: I always thought if your buddies and everything chip in

1101
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: and get you out of bail, that they had to

1102
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: pay thirty thousand, they just played paid a portion of it.

1103
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 1: They paid bail bonds per cent or something. That's how

1104
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: it works. But yes, but Marshaw, how much have to

1105
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: pay whatever whatever his bail was and it was like

1106
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: four in bucks. Dang, pretty bad. Thanks bro. Appreciate it? Yeah, yeah, no, no,

1107
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: I'm appreciate it back. Give me that freaking money, give

1108
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: me that notepad I'm about to write. I owe me

1109
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 1: right there, the biggest letter out of my face. But yeah, Marshawn,

1110
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 1: he will be invited to store Losers Convention three. And

1111
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: speaking of you know how I told you that company

1112
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: goes to us company, the app company for the convention.

1113
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: I got an email from yesterday. Was random. Now now

1114
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 1: you know what you're tell him right? What speak to

1115
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 1: the company that we're dealing with. That's my wife. Yeah,

1116
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: speaking of this website is bleeping amazing. Good job, Mrs Box.

1117
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: That is from Julie McLennan McKellen. That she is that

1118
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: the person you've been talking to. No, I don't understand

1119
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: who that was. That was read a message that was

1120
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: secretly from our agency. You said that the the company

1121
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: that ghosted us sent us a message and that's it. No, No,

1122
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: that was just you said. You said, you said, tell

1123
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: them they can talk to your wife, and I said, oh,

1124
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: speaking to my wife. And you never said the speaking

1125
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: of my wife. I didn't know that sentence would have

1126
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: connected it. That would have helped a little bit my apology.

1127
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: Did the guy from the app ever respond, No, the

1128
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: app guy never responded. Another person that talks to talk

1129
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: but doesn't want. We know a lot of those guys know.

1130
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: He never said anything about the damna can we give him?

1131
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: You guys have mowed this app bit into the ground. No,

1132
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: it's not a bit. No one laughs at this, but

1133
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: it's not. We're not. It's not a joke. Hey, if

1134
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: you guys want to see if you guys are starting

1135
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 1: to think I'm starting to think you guys are as

1136
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: dumb as Antonio Brown. Oh did you see that? It can?

1137
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: Can you just tell me that you don't you have

1138
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: brain damage without telling me you a brain damage? It's

1139
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 1: not brain damage. I'm gonna give you guys a cliff notes.

1140
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: He said, the only regret I have is not calling

1141
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: a coach a bad word. No, no, no, that's not

1142
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: the only regret he has is not being able to

1143
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: watch himself self play. The rest of you guys did,

1144
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: That's amazing. And then somebody really below it, They go,

1145
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: you weren't even in your peak, you in your prime.

1146
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: You weren't even one of the top five receivers. That

1147
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: is amazing, guys. I think what this is is someone

1148
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: who's lost all their support group, like their friends, their family,

1149
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: everyone that tells you, hey, dude, you're awesome. He's they're gone.

1150
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: They're out of his life, and you have to tell

1151
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: yourself that you are. Why he played for Central Michigan,

1152
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 1: all a big coaches knew he was nuts. Probably I

1153
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: mean something. I mean How could he be that good

1154
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: and not get looked at by any SEC school for sure,

1155
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: Central mission amount pleasant. They just go, oh, we'll take him.

1156
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: And I love that he went through all the highlights

1157
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: of his like bad press off the field, like the

1158
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: stuff you didn't I didn't even remember. Why would you

1159
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: bring that up? I know, the hot air balloon, the

1160
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 1: frozen frozen. I mean, he's crazy, like he's lost it right.

1161
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: It does not involve me taking my shirt off intoing

1162
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 1: a victory lap around the jet stadium mid game whip

1163
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: throwing up deuces. He needs better help, he really does.

1164
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: My got Joe is really I mean his quote My

1165
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 1: only regret is not me the scene something like football,

1166
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: Like what in the world is going telling you do?

1167
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 1: When no one's telling you you're badass or awesome, you

1168
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: just look at yourself and be like, hey, dude, tell

1169
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 1: yourself you're cool. That's what he's going through. Is he

1170
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: ever getting in the NFL again? One night? Just running

1171
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: off the field one time? Does that coach want again?

1172
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: Let me? He listed out that not the time he

1173
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 1: talk called a gm accracker. He listed out exactly in

1174
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: case you forgot it's not showing up later writers can't

1175
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 1: raiders camp in a hot air balloon with frozen feet.

1176
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: It's not throwing rocks at a ups driver. It definitely

1177
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: doesn't involve me taking my shirt off and doing a

1178
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 1: victory lap around Jet Stadium midgame while throwing up deuces.

1179
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 1: Having to sleep on Brady's couch right like watching the

1180
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: Beatles or Jesus perform at Red Rocks. That sucks. Man.

1181
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: Have a good weekend, guys, Hey, Sword Losers podcast dot com.

1182
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: Sunday is the deadline. Just sign up for fantasy football.

1183
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: How many people we got? We got as many? We

1184
01:00:54,800 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: have almost as many entries as we do. Listeners were, oh, no, Westeners,

1185
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: but we're almost that many for entries. That's amazing. That

1186
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: it's amazing. I had a girl at the clubhouse at

1187
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 1: my where I work, and before you were married. No shoot,

1188
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 1: my wife was there and the three of you go

1189
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 1: and she was asking about fantasy football. How we should

1190
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: all get in one, And I go, oh, I already

1191
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 1: have one, a big one, my podcast, you know, a podcast.

1192
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, And she goes, oh, we'll just put

1193
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: me in. Let me do it. I'm like, it's like

1194
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: a drawing, and she goes, oh, Mr big time, and

1195
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 1: then Beazer joins it and Besi goes, yeah, it's like

1196
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 1: a really big deal. And she goes, oh, like how

1197
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: many people get picked? And I said, oh, forty eight.

1198
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: And then I explained to her how we link all

1199
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: these different things and she goes, well, I mean I

1200
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: can get in right what you guys, what do you

1201
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: barely have forty eight? And I go no, I mean

1202
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: there's usually hundreds and hundreds of your podcast? Is that big?

1203
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, Like, y'all don't know that I have

1204
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: a legit as podcast that I do every day. They

1205
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 1: don't realize that you get home later coach on Monday's,

1206
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 1: Wednesdays and Fridays. I blew this chick's mind. She had

1207
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: no idea the podcast was what it is. Oh, I

1208
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: just thought you did it for fun every couple of days.

1209
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: It's so big that there's a dude that I told

1210
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 1: that I was on a podcast, like I don't know,

1211
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: like a year ago or whatever, and I guess he

1212
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 1: started listening that now he thinks that this is all

1213
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 1: I do. He's like, oh, dude, you gotta you gotta

1214
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: meet Eddie Man. He's sore loser podcast dude, I'm cratty

1215
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 1: awesome that he's a podcast guy. No, I have another job,

1216
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: but I appreciate, appreciate that you actually like a lot

1217
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: of jobs, your dad, your husband. Is that a job?

1218
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just I was just trying

1219
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: to I was just trying to make it sound like

1220
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: you're busy. That's my purpose, dude. At one of these days,

1221
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna combust. And I'm like, I saw I saw

1222
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: that one coming. Yeah, I called that with Mark the

1223
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 1: tape right here. Come on, alright, It's not me showing

1224
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 1: up late to camp in a hot air balloon. It's

1225
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: not you taking a personal vacation of the Sandals resort

1226
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: in the middle of the podcasts. Not you eating while

1227
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: the podcast is going on. That would be like Eddie,

1228
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: we have sort Losers convention in January whatever, and he

1229
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 1: gets shows up for the first day and he's like, hey, guys,

1230
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 1: by the way, I booked a trip with my wife,

1231
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna have to leave early. Hey, this dude

1232
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 1: hasn't talked about it, but he may be doing a

1233
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: Vegas thing the same time, during the same time as

1234
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: the convention convention, so we may lose him. I don't

1235
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: know what that means. But uh so he won't be

1236
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 1: at the convention. I mean he already wasn't. Remember we

1237
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 1: had to zoom him in through the computer screen on

1238
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 1: the TV behind. Sorry, my wife had a job um,

1239
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: and you might have had a job interview, but you

1240
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: had a COVID. That's right, you had an interview with COVID. Hey, guys,

1241
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 1: I don't my wife's getting a job interview. Your hair's

1242
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 1: all left up and you're sweating your ass off the coach.

1243
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 1: We could see the feverite through the zoom. Hey, let

1244
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 1: me say this. I know we don't do social media,

1245
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: but a funny post? Would it be all the bad

1246
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Speaker 1: things the store losers have done and gotten in trouble

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01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 1: for if we could think of some and then say,

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01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: but our biggest regret being able to listen to ourselves,

1249
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: And it's pretty funny. Do we have a list of

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01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 1: five things bad? But yeah, I got one, the time

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01:03:56,280 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 1: we had got one that happened last week, The time

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01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: we hit Arnold, all the time we turned out, isn't

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01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 1: the time I slapped Arnold? The time we killed Arnold's

1254
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: dreams and turned him down for salaries? Or hey, it's

1255
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 1: It's not the time that we showed the Titan Stadium

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01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 1: to interview NHL. That's a good one. It's not the

1257
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: time I missed the CMA Fest for COVID. There we go.

1258
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: It's were arely regretting not being able to listen to

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01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: our pod. It's not the time where we invited big

1260
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 1: people to come watch our live podcast but they couldn't

1261
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 1: get in because they didn't have taket security pushed him away. Hey,

1262
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 1: and it's not that we did coin flip Madness for

1263
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 1: three straight months. It's not the time that we tried

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01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: to do wu Box. Oh boy. It's not the time

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01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 1: that the convention almost fell through except for the last

1266
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 1: final month save the day. That was stressful and lunch

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01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: was like using lunch went through a presidency term on

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01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: that one. I don't think it's gonna happen. It's not

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01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 1: the time that we picked the worst fantasy football program

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01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 1: ever to use. No, we're gonna use it again my

1271
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 1: Fantasy league dot Com because everybody hit up and told me, oh,

1272
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 1: you need to reach out to sleep or go to Sleeper.

1273
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:14,960
Speaker 1: Not the time lunch Box does the podcast with his

1274
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 1: family and the audio sucks. Oh my god, I didn't

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01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 1: even work. I don't even think you guys posted it right?

1276
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: You didn't record it? No, we did. We recorded on

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01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 1: a computer that would not upload, so I had to

1278
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: wait till a couple like a week later to be

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01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: able to get it and posted to get it from

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01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 1: the cloud. So what happened? You went to Sleeper dot

1281
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,560
Speaker 1: com and I emailed them and they cannot support a

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01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 1: league of forty eight teams. Yeah, that's problem, We're too big.

1283
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: But you know who can box? No? My Fantasy league

1284
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: wu box was for coin flip madness. So if we're

1285
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 1: the only people that use my fantasy league, bullshit? WHOA Sorry,

1286
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 1: there's no way that we're not the only people that

1287
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 1: use my fantasy league. No, no, no, he uses it

1288
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: because it links more than one division. No, no, no

1289
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: other than the sore losers fantasy Who who uses my

1290
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,919
Speaker 1: fantasy league for a fantasy a lot? No, there's no way.

1291
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,640
Speaker 1: If you want to have a big league like we do,

1292
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 1: that's what you have to use. The Sleeper only goes

1293
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: up to thirty two teams. Huh, And I don't understand

1294
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Why why couldn't they just make it

1295
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: for like it doesn't seem. All I'm saying is why

1296
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 1: can't Why don't they hire us to like promote their

1297
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: their company. Why don't you hit them up? I'm just saying,

1298
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: we're the only people that use my fantasy like this

1299
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 1: is a money making opportunity. Why don't you hit him up?

1300
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: I mean these are sales ideas. Maybe we got to

1301
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 1: do our own sales. Yeah, uh, all right, just thinking

1302
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: out loud, man, Let's email them, let's bow our heads. Hey,

1303
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 1: so next next episode, here's a commercial. Hey, this producer ready,

1304
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: and I want to tell you about how great my fantasy.

1305
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: We have a big group of people that want to

1306
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,880
Speaker 1: do fantasy. I have the answer for you. It's confusing

1307
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,640
Speaker 1: at first, but once you call the salesforce or excuse me,

1308
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 1: the customer service about five times, then you start to

1309
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 1: understand it. I mean, I been bashing it for three years.

1310
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 1: I've been using it for three years. I still haven't

1311
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 1: figured it out. But you can figure it out in

1312
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 1: just one day. Do you want to screw up the

1313
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 1: draft two years in a row? Do you need my

1314
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: fantasy lead? Do you want to draft ten people that

1315
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 1: you do not want to draft? Go to my fantasy?

1316
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: Do you want to have somebody in your league accidentally

1317
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:18,240
Speaker 1: draft eight quarterbacks and then everybody has to select different

1318
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: quarterbacks and help him out. Do you want to get

1319
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: a notification on your email every time anyone makes a

1320
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 1: pick in the draft out of the forty eight people

1321
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: get my fame as Eddie. Do you want to wake

1322
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 1: up to six hundred emails the next day? Join my

1323
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,560
Speaker 1: Fantasy Lead because they will email you every pick in

1324
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 1: the draft. Do you want to click on a player

1325
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 1: and get old news from three weeks ago? Go to

1326
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 1: my fantasy Hey. Do you not want to see any

1327
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:46,200
Speaker 1: any good information on who the hell you should start?

1328
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: Get my Fantasy league because then you'll have to click

1329
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: on ESPN to see the real information and then click

1330
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 1: back on my fans. What I do? I have them

1331
01:07:55,320 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 1: both on when we're drafted. You can't can't act like

1332
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 1: that's not true. It's not true. It is. You can

1333
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: read the same stuff as he, and that is how

1334
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 1: we got ma I Fantasy Lead to sign up as

1335
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 1: an advertiser. Send him that tape you too, coach forward

1336
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:23,920
Speaker 1: that one of sales. Good job, Bye bye. People. Don't

1337
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:28,400
Speaker 1: think we're here on a Friday? Did did you guys

1338
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: see Griffy though, coach, you gotta lehim alone can look fat.

1339
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 1: These guys are as the league, they get fat, I know,

1340
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 1: but not Griffy dude. Like you're gonna see Brady fat

1341
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 1: and in five years, So you're gonna see Brady fat

1342
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: in two weeks when he comes back from vacation. No,

1343
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 1: he won't be fat, I know. But if he stays

1344
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 1: fit after he's out of the NFL, like he's lost

1345
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:49,679
Speaker 1: his mind. That that's no way to live in Montana.

1346
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,720
Speaker 1: He's skinny's but you're talking about a dude. Brady goes

1347
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,719
Speaker 1: hardcore diet and that's like that if he stays skinny,

1348
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 1: he for thirty years of his life he never ate

1349
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,439
Speaker 1: good food or drank good drink. Like that's that's depressing.

1350
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 1: What was what was the fight over at the NFL

1351
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame? Do you see it? You didn't see it?

1352
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 1: This video like Warren sapp won't crazy like fighting with

1353
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 1: people I kind of vaguely heard. No, I didn't see that.

1354
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 1: I saw the fight at Cowboys Cowboys Broncos fight because

1355
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 1: that happens every years. Why din you invite a team

1356
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 1: to your training camp, It's gonna happen Warren sapp Hall

1357
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:32,559
Speaker 1: of Fame. IM fight, Let's see, I got nothing really,

1358
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:34,960
Speaker 1: and the truckers are like, all right, I'm gonna turn

1359
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:41,920
Speaker 1: this one off. We're still recording. Yeah, I didn't see it.

1360
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:47,640
Speaker 1: It wasn't warrant sap. Okay, let's try fight, guys. Make

1361
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 1: sure you go Chiefs minus one tomorrow. I'm not a

1362
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:54,080
Speaker 1: Bear on preseason against the Bears. The Chiefs backups are

1363
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 1: Shane Bushel and um, some other guy. Oh Henny, they

1364
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 1: got good bad hey? Yeah, so I would go Chiefs

1365
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:04,639
Speaker 1: over the Bears because the Bears backups are crap. Who's

1366
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 1: the Bears backups? Trabisky not Trebinsky? Is gonna be the

1367
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:12,000
Speaker 1: starter in fields fields star fields? A starter? Da? I

1368
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 1: coun't even tell you who the backup quarterback is. Fan

1369
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 1: you are because we had Nick Foles, some little guy,

1370
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 1: oh flutey your team? I mean I forgot, we got

1371
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,760
Speaker 1: rid of everybody. Hey, are we going Nashville again? A

1372
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:33,720
Speaker 1: high scoring game? Soccer? Yeah? Yeah, they play Sunday. Make

1373
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 1: sure you bet over. Oh my god, Peterman's are backup

1374
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:40,679
Speaker 1: tonight and Trevor Simmons gotta go practice. But then you're practicing,

1375
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:46,280
Speaker 1: just dot and boy, wait until showtime? Why do I

1376
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:49,519
Speaker 1: go before that? I'm just checking. I'm singing one line, coach,

1377
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 1: that's your big that's your big moment. That's your big moment.

1378
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 1: Are you going lunch? No? I didn't know about it,

1379
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,240
Speaker 1: all right, I'm turning this. Hold on, hold on, I'm

1380
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:01,400
Speaker 1: looking at the Bears back up. Yeah, Chiefs, I mean

1381
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:06,040
Speaker 1: you can get him. Yeah, minus a point. It's not bad,

1382
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,920
Speaker 1: all right. And you gotta take whoever the Browns are playing,

1383
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,640
Speaker 1: take them and a well, no, Deshaun Watson given me

1384
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 1: the quarterback. That's what I'm saying. You take the Browns.

1385
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 1: You have to. I mean do they do they even

1386
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: have the Browns on? Oh yeah, they do, the Browns.

1387
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:25,479
Speaker 1: Browns nothing. Browns are getting one and a half preseason

1388
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,599
Speaker 1: makes no sense and they got it. Makes no sense

1389
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:34,120
Speaker 1: because they don't care unless you're the Ravens. And oh

1390
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,880
Speaker 1: where did you see that stat? ESPN? Brother bat, I've

1391
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 1: been keeping track for the past uh eleven seasons. I'm

1392
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,080
Speaker 1: to be working, but I'm not all right By