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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with twenty eight hundred d y away.

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for a young woman by the name

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Speaker 1: of Hazel. Hazel, how are you? My name is Frank,

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Speaker 1: and I live in the same condominium as you do.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, you drive a white Volkswagon of some sort. Yes, ah, yes, Okay,

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Speaker 1: then I've I've found the right person, and I've got

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Speaker 1: to say that I'm a little disappointed. What I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I've had my eye on you this

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Speaker 1: last week. And I was just in the garage picking

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Speaker 1: up some garbage, and I saw you and a gentlemanly

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Speaker 1: fella in your car being overly amorous. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what amorous? Me? Yeah, yeah, it means hank and a

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Speaker 1: few horns that aren't on the car. Okay. And I

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Speaker 1: saw you two honking each other's horns. That was just

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Speaker 1: me and my boyfriend kissing it in my car. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I see what's going on here. You think you can

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Speaker 1: get one over on old Frank well, I I've got

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Speaker 1: to tell you I know a thing or two about

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Speaker 1: what love making looks like. I've got Hulu, for God's sakes, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and there are all kinds of programs on there where

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Speaker 1: people are getting naked, and I've seen every single one

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Speaker 1: of them. Wow, Okay, I'm sorry. We didn't know anybody

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Speaker 1: was watching, And to be honest, it is kind of

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Speaker 1: creepy that you kept watching. Well, I did because I

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Speaker 1: wanted to make sure that I was seeing what I

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Speaker 1: thought I was seeing, because I don't see very well

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Speaker 1: these days, but I can see well enough to know

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Speaker 1: what getting it in looks like. And you were getting

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Speaker 1: it in, weren't. No, no, no, no, we weren't. I

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Speaker 1: want your parents' phone number. That's why I'm really calling.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how old you think I am, but like, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm old enough. You're too young to be doing that

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Speaker 1: in a Volkswagen bug in our condominium parking lot. I'm

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Speaker 1: an adult. Well, adults don't do Mexican push ups with

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Speaker 1: their boyfriend in the parking l What are you even

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Speaker 1: talking about the Mexican pushhops? Stop telling me all these

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Speaker 1: perverted phrases, like if you're talking about the phrase Mexican pushhops.

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Speaker 1: I would argue that that's not a perverted phrase. That's

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Speaker 1: a phrase we use back in the war. And I

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Speaker 1: am a meteran of the United States military and I

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Speaker 1: did a lot of Mexican pushups in my days. Me

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Speaker 1: and my whole platoon would take furlough and go into

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Speaker 1: town and perform all the Mexican pushups we could. You

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Speaker 1: want too much information, try seeing your platoon leader right

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Speaker 1: next to you performing some Mexican pushups. Yeah, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: what I said. I said, that is gross, Morty, you

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Speaker 1: stop talking to me when you're doing that. But that's

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Speaker 1: beside the point. Young ladies, Oh my gosh, he's just

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Speaker 1: stop called. I will, but I have to check on

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Speaker 1: something or I wouldn't feel right. Are you using protection?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you? Like, no, we're not having

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Speaker 1: the conversation. Next time you're with your boyfriend, I want

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Speaker 1: you to remember Frank's words. Better up it before you

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Speaker 1: tap it, cover it in a blanket before it gets angry.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, this is a prank phone call, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go now. Yeah, this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: when your boyfriend Steve set you up. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He told me that you guys thought some old man

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Speaker 1: was in the garage watching you the other night, and

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Speaker 1: he wanted to message embarrassed. All Right, Hazel, good day

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Speaker 1: to you. All right, I'm gonna go and watch Hulu now,

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Speaker 1: and I'd recommend you do the same. There's a lot

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Speaker 1: of naked people on there. Okay, the week of every

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Speaker 1: morning with five