Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. Welcome to another episode Mothercycle Podcast. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. Hey, Michael Blackson, thanks for
Speaker 1: inviting me to work the podcast. You know Chinese Best
Speaker 1: supposed to be here. Well, can we talk about your
Speaker 1: very nice outfit? Looks like you just got drafted in
Speaker 1: the Ghana Navy or you're Ghana Army. Yeah, I'm looking
Speaker 1: like more like Isaac from the love Boat. Love Boats.
Speaker 1: It looks like the skinny Popeye. We were be same
Speaker 1: things and every one said, that's that s every do
Speaker 1: you know every celebrity from back in those seventies and
Speaker 1: eight man appearance on a love boat? Everybody was in
Speaker 1: a love boat? Really, almost every actor you know the
Speaker 1: love Boat always had this lost story. You ever watch
Speaker 1: your Love Boat? Micael was born in the one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the show was on the nineties. Really are you
Speaker 1: gang bangging? What are you doing with your life in
Speaker 1: the nineties? Chinese best Friend? Oh the nineties, it was
Speaker 1: a good kid. Yeah, that's not what I heard Janni's
Speaker 1: best friend. No, I was. I was a good kid
Speaker 1: all the way up to two thousand and then. What happened?
Speaker 1: Nothing much, just hang out with the wrong friends. Basically,
Speaker 1: where does it say Romanda? Romanda is the guy that
Speaker 1: makes it. Shout out to Armanda, one of Nigera's finest designers.
Speaker 1: One of Nigera's finest designers. Armanda made that, so shout
Speaker 1: out to him for making this happen. You like the
Speaker 1: outfa It has his name right there, I Romanda, and
Speaker 1: then another part of it that's my name. Michael Black said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that, Mike. Why didn't you bring me one?
Speaker 1: That's a good idea? He just doesn't. He doesn't make
Speaker 1: for five people like me. Don't worry, man, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: having making something your size. Don't worry about. What are
Speaker 1: you wearing Charlie's best friend Hawaiian? Uh? Shirt from this
Speaker 1: guy that gave it to me is from Tampa, Florida. Uh.
Speaker 1: You gave it to me three months ago. And this
Speaker 1: is the only shirt hanging in my house that I think.
Speaker 1: I haven't wore the podcast yet. For real. They came
Speaker 1: from one of one of my followers. Yeah, one of
Speaker 1: your fans, Mike. Thanks? Is that? Like? What's on your shirts? That?
Speaker 1: Is that drugs? Is that weed? It's hawaiianswered because I
Speaker 1: saw that they leaved or like weed. Yeah, I'm celebrating
Speaker 1: the last month of summer. Can you believe summer is over?
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson, do you know what time it is that
Speaker 1: you know it's almost getting time to a coffing season?
Speaker 1: You know about coffing season? What the fund is that?
Speaker 1: Why it was only a black thing about coffing season? Mike,
Speaker 1: you're my best friend in middle school was a black kid,
Speaker 1: And now that I'm forty, my best friend is a
Speaker 1: black kid too. What is cofing? Coffing season? Chinese best friends?
Speaker 1: Everybody done something? No cough, not a fucking like, not
Speaker 1: in a coffin coffing like you it's getting what happened
Speaker 1: when it gets cold? What you need? You need to
Speaker 1: be cuffed up? Oh like oh baby season, Well I'm coughing,
Speaker 1: like you know, he needs my warm to hold up
Speaker 1: to the cold weather. So you live in California, don't
Speaker 1: do much coff in here? Not gonna do much coff
Speaker 1: in here because you live in California. Do you do
Speaker 1: coffing every day? Well? Coffin is, like you know, you
Speaker 1: need when it's cool, he needs might to hold every
Speaker 1: night it gets cold a night in the East Coast.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so a lot of time. Skinny girls get
Speaker 1: love in the summertime and when they gets in the wintertime,
Speaker 1: when they as cold. You need to thicker women to
Speaker 1: keep you warm. Skinny women about to be played out
Speaker 1: another three weeks. They'll be crying again. Nobody won't want them.
Speaker 1: You know what now that I kind of noticed that,
Speaker 1: Michael Blexen. Now it's a little bit colder outside. Everyone
Speaker 1: that's in the pool is a little bit of in
Speaker 1: the thick side. Whatever you notice, because it's getting colder,
Speaker 1: the pools are yeah, yeah, they think of women are
Speaker 1: coming out. They are proud, smiling because they know the
Speaker 1: skinny bitch is about to be honest style again, Where
Speaker 1: the hell do you go the hibernation Sneak girls go
Speaker 1: hide and start, you know, start eating and hoping they
Speaker 1: could gain some waste of s Michael cup with them.
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense, Mike. Ye're a lot
Speaker 1: more crying right now, probably, like especially ones in like
Speaker 1: New York and Boston. So that's why they're Detroit, Chicago
Speaker 1: all the skinny girl is about to be that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's about to be old for them. But like I mean,
Speaker 1: they're good right now. You know, start once Halloween is over,
Speaker 1: it gets scary. Halloween is over, very scary time for
Speaker 1: skinny women because you can't cut from and look at me.
Speaker 1: I'm skinny. Could do a skinny girl, she's skinny. I'm skinny.
Speaker 1: Start a fire, motherfucker. Yeah, we don't need that around here, Mike.
Speaker 1: We live in California. It's fire season every day California
Speaker 1: just fires, wildfires. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys have you know,
Speaker 1: he gets cold here sometimes, but not like you know,
Speaker 1: they don't go past like forty degrees. You're like that. No,
Speaker 1: we're safe here, Mike. We're not gonna die even though
Speaker 1: there's no coughing. Yeah, but you have earthquake, motherfucker. I'd
Speaker 1: rather be in a freezing code and my my house
Speaker 1: shaking without without the REX, okay, without me having to REX.
Speaker 1: Well you missed that earthquake, Yes, the other day. Every
Speaker 1: time you're not here, you miss it, Thank goodness. Man.
Speaker 1: I get a text from the earthquake guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a text. Hey, Mike, leave town. We're gonna shake
Speaker 1: up l A's and that's when I just leave. Can
Speaker 1: you give him my number? Because I was underground when
Speaker 1: the earthquake happened, when it is that what you're safest. No,
Speaker 1: because the whole building falls up. I'm the first one did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the build of collapse, those upstairs are going to
Speaker 1: like fall, you know, those upstairs are the ones that safe.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? You heard about that big Miami collapse
Speaker 1: killed everybody else besides the the fat guy up in
Speaker 1: the the penthouse floor. What Miami collapse? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: big collapse there. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you Luckily all your liquor is still here. There was
Speaker 1: a big earthquake thirty days ago. I didn't I'm glad
Speaker 1: I wasn't here. Did you hear? My little baby and
Speaker 1: somebody selling him a fake four dollars um? Oh? What
Speaker 1: about that? No? Just yeah, we mean yes, somebody thousand
Speaker 1: dollars um fake is a is a watch? It's a
Speaker 1: how has it put not protect protect protect um Philip watch?
Speaker 1: Facing was sold them for four dollars? Can you imagine that?
Speaker 1: Is it a big jewelry store? I have no idea who,
Speaker 1: what Joel who it was, But that's fucked up. I
Speaker 1: mean the guy went through enough ship and now somebody
Speaker 1: find it and and it's and that's the thing about
Speaker 1: these um that's the thing about these uh this Joela man,
Speaker 1: you can't trust them all. They would do what they
Speaker 1: would do whatever they could get away with, trust me.
Speaker 1: But he got busted. So that's good. Shout out. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean that's watch and Juno knuded watch was fake.
Speaker 1: It was faked in any woman that just left Dr
Speaker 1: Miami's office. Okay, everyone that it's figuring the tuna fish
Speaker 1: at subway. Motherfucker, Mike, it's really tune that they did
Speaker 1: a DNA. That's not sucking tune them. He's mother. No,
Speaker 1: it's that is in tuna. Yeah, well I wouldn't know, Mike.
Speaker 1: I don't eat tuna. You're a tuna guy. No, I
Speaker 1: never eat tuna. But you prefer closest I have tutuna
Speaker 1: is a pussy. Yeah, vagina, that's interesting. That's the closest.
Speaker 1: I mean with the scent twice anyways, Yeah, you like
Speaker 1: pussy the smells No, No, I mean you know pussies,
Speaker 1: well of them. It smells like a fresh tuna from
Speaker 1: the ocean. No, okay, you should know, Michael blacksm what
Speaker 1: do you mean. I know I'm not a big pussy eater, right,
Speaker 1: I can see it. All over. It's not an African thing.
Speaker 1: We are not big time pussy eaters in Africa. We don't.
Speaker 1: We don't care about what do you eat? Food? Food
Speaker 1: and it's sucking egocien rice. Motherfucker. We eat ship that
Speaker 1: we could swallow and chew. What the fund is that
Speaker 1: to things we chew is what we eat? We just don't.
Speaker 1: We don't eat pussy. Africa the thing where Americans you
Speaker 1: have to eat pussy. You have to do a whole
Speaker 1: lot of things to make up for the lack of thickness. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to eat. Y'all eat pussy. I'll eat as
Speaker 1: your second titties for hours. Yeah, y'all do all of that.
Speaker 1: In Africa we have these huge uh mndingo motumbo's and
Speaker 1: all we need is that. Yeah, that's if you had
Speaker 1: a Madingo mutumbo, you would not be eating ass Chinese best.
Speaker 1: Uh can I eat some of those fool fools? Maybe
Speaker 1: make Uh it's too late man, too late time you
Speaker 1: see Dr Miami because ship has sailed and hit the Iceberger.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta be born. He could in America,
Speaker 1: you could you could sell just go buy fake dick.
Speaker 1: Get a from my Turkey chin and put it on.
Speaker 1: Get a dick transfer, get some some BBD dick, BBL dick,
Speaker 1: get some cut the feed off your stomach. Ye, Dr
Speaker 1: Miami was a offering that last winter. Well, I was
Speaker 1: trying to I was trying to remove some feed up
Speaker 1: my dick and put on my chest. But my chest
Speaker 1: was thinning. But I didn't want I didn't want to
Speaker 1: dig hare how much dick skin on my chest? Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend, that's that's not a good look. Whoa you
Speaker 1: guys have chest hairs. You're gonna be like I have
Speaker 1: chest hairs. I'm like, you know, it's not a it's
Speaker 1: not an African thing. We don't. Oh, you guys don't
Speaker 1: get chest hairs. I don't, not all, not none that
Speaker 1: I know of, not how much. I mean, there's a
Speaker 1: fewer chest hairs. But I just I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: hearing at all. I barely have any hair, have like
Speaker 1: a smooth baby face. I got a little go to here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I've noticed about a lot of Africa's
Speaker 1: they still got their hair. What's going on with that? Well?
Speaker 1: Black don't crack Chinese best from Yeah, I went here
Speaker 1: on crack either, motherfucker that's all part of looking a mess,
Speaker 1: you know. God bless us, all right, God bless you
Speaker 1: guys with a lot of child support too. That's what
Speaker 1: I've noticed. Michael Blocks, m Well, we have a big dig.
Speaker 1: It comes some problems, motherfucker. You don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about that. She could social distance and still fun a bit.
Speaker 1: You can't. You know what you've got the six ft apart.
Speaker 1: You'll be your fucking you. You would need a dick extension.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with my little rider snake Michael Blocks, and
Speaker 1: I got two kids. That's all I need is a question. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're all mine. They all look like me very hard.
Speaker 1: Which all right, so um talk my kids and getting pregnant.
Speaker 1: I'll bring my next guests on. He's not pregnant. Oh,
Speaker 1: who's our guest? Michael to him, the budget was very
Speaker 1: very I try to get Little nas X. Little nas X,
Speaker 1: the guy that brand new song called his album is
Speaker 1: crazy doing great. Barack Obama even message him, Yes he did,
Speaker 1: and congratulated him. Little Uh. No he's not here. I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't. Little n X not here. No, he's not here.
Speaker 1: I got his. Somebody's partner has his d n A
Speaker 1: guy's brother, big little ex. Um you got Marcos your sucking?
Speaker 1: Is your your new best friend that you found on
Speaker 1: craig list. Oh yeah, you're pulling them on listing on
Speaker 1: craiglist ad Ladies and Gentlemen introduced your your good friends
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Little not X big brother Marco X.
Speaker 1: Did you get your name from Malcolm X or? Uh?
Speaker 1: Weird question, but I think I did? Did you are you?
Speaker 1: Are you older? I am older? I'm older about like
Speaker 1: two months two months? I got sat dad same? Oh
Speaker 1: two months two years part. We're two years apart. Okay, wow, um,
Speaker 1: are you guys the only children you have? It's it more,
Speaker 1: it's more of us. But we're the two youngest out
Speaker 1: of everybody. Was so, how what's the oldest? What's your
Speaker 1: older brother and sisters? The oldest like thirty two? Okayto
Speaker 1: out of your um older brother that's thirty brother eight?
Speaker 1: I got another brother's twenty five? How many kids your
Speaker 1: parents at? WHOA? But it was at it but it
Speaker 1: was that. It's back and forth. So it's like six
Speaker 1: of y'all. Uh did you get the fucking public school?
Speaker 1: It's like eight of us. My mother had eight kids too. Well,
Speaker 1: they didn't have all eight though. You know, my dad
Speaker 1: had five kids and my mom had five kids, and
Speaker 1: two of the five kids being us. Oh that's twelve.
Speaker 1: That's six plus two us to eight. Oh yeah, we
Speaker 1: all have a too. That's funny. You never seen it
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Speaker 1: here first see you on Patreon, mother suckers. That's beside.
Speaker 1: But you know, here's the thing. This is so, here's
Speaker 1: a reason why you have a lot of kids you
Speaker 1: have the more you have the good chance of having
Speaker 1: one successful one because as a parent, he usually wants
Speaker 1: a sessive kids to take care of you. You don't
Speaker 1: need a bunch of you know what I mean, You
Speaker 1: just need one good one. So if you have eight
Speaker 1: and one becomes successful, that's all you need. So the
Speaker 1: more you have, the better chance you have of of
Speaker 1: having someone to take you of you in the future.
Speaker 1: That's a great strategy, Chinese best friend, if you don't
Speaker 1: die early, like taking care of goddamn eight kids, that's
Speaker 1: why you hope, you know. I mean your brother, he's
Speaker 1: the youngest, right, he's the youngest out of everybody. How
Speaker 1: are and he's like he's twenty two years old, multi
Speaker 1: millionid right, Moti? And is your mother working? Your mother
Speaker 1: don't work? My mama don't work? Did he take take
Speaker 1: take your mother? How about your dad? Hey? I mean
Speaker 1: when he don't take care of my dad? But my
Speaker 1: dad do work, so you know he works. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he's their dad as a man. You know, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, it's longer mommy's taking care of
Speaker 1: Like my mother don't ever have to work again. Your
Speaker 1: mother is the only mother are working in this place?
Speaker 1: So she doesn't work. She got eight kids, all the
Speaker 1: kids successful Ese best friend. Only one that's not successful.
Speaker 1: You're looking at him right here, right now, your mothersucker
Speaker 1: podcast fucking corona employed. Can we turn on the lights please?
Speaker 1: Why are you trying to be funny? You can't see
Speaker 1: me and his got no don't just Finna say what
Speaker 1: the hell he got? Reflection? Make the sun the full
Speaker 1: moon today? Yea? So al right, So your brother, um,
Speaker 1: probably one of the most successful artis of our era. Alright, um,
Speaker 1: what do you work for him? Like? What do you
Speaker 1: do with a lot of times I do work for him.
Speaker 1: You do for real? Job on his personal assistant? How's
Speaker 1: that working out? It's working out good. But you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, once he gets rich, you know that's
Speaker 1: a train outter that if you hang around five million,
Speaker 1: else who gonna be the six you will? All right?
Speaker 1: So that mean where the five millions? Who's the other
Speaker 1: five millions? You want to? Come right here at your
Speaker 1: house right now? Yeah? That's ship. So what he run
Speaker 1: his business for him? You know you make sure everything
Speaker 1: is good. I make sure everything is everything. Sure, I
Speaker 1: know you funk all the bitches that he don't he
Speaker 1: don't want because we know he don't want to know bitches.
Speaker 1: I got a girlfriend, so I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I'm a horror. I get all his girls
Speaker 1: and all the girls that he don't want, which is
Speaker 1: all of them he don't want none of This is
Speaker 1: an example. We was at the ad released part of
Speaker 1: the other day and um and the girl she got
Speaker 1: the triking on nas nas like pushing off like rap, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my brother he was brother. I'm thinking about my Nasa
Speaker 1: jay Z's buddy Na little not No, they got tracks
Speaker 1: together though. Um, but anyway, the girl she was twagging
Speaker 1: on nas or whatever. No, it was like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not going that way. He kept telling I ain't going
Speaker 1: that way. I grabbed as and bought on my way.
Speaker 1: And you feel what I'm saying. Yeah, we have you
Speaker 1: know for real, you know you did? You hit it
Speaker 1: at night every night. Ever, I don't wear him anyway.
Speaker 1: I wish I had a gay brother. I would be
Speaker 1: sucking out his bitch. But I mean, um, I mean
Speaker 1: that it's only right if he had, if I had
Speaker 1: a gay brother. Always were always female groupies, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: they gonna get lonely, get lonely, you know, they want
Speaker 1: like not they want to as any grad war trying
Speaker 1: to change him, like give him some pussy, and he
Speaker 1: ever got pussy. I mean, so he was younger and
Speaker 1: ship right, he had this one girl and um, it's
Speaker 1: like that ship didn't work. You know, we're writing journals
Speaker 1: and ship about her. That's definitely something he's gonna be.
Speaker 1: He's gonna like boys. He's probably running journals where we
Speaker 1: started writing writing journals. Hey, Mike, exactly, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: any guy's a right journal and up been pregnant later
Speaker 1: not pregnant? You Have you written a journal to a
Speaker 1: girl before Chinese best friend? Like a road of love letter?
Speaker 1: So it looked like a guy and hopeless romantic like
Speaker 1: Michael blacks On proposing and the biggest show in the world.
Speaker 1: Have you what I'm talking? Back in the day, we
Speaker 1: had no choice, we had no phones. Let us you wrote,
Speaker 1: let us in the class and you're sticking over it,
Speaker 1: you know, putting the girl's desk, you guys, I'm more
Speaker 1: like I went to school in the early nineties, or
Speaker 1: you know, sticking in the knocker up, or like you know,
Speaker 1: write a notice sticking we're real notes back then? Yeah,
Speaker 1: back there. So you was around the air when you
Speaker 1: was getting beat with a ruler. Well yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 1: beat you up, Mike in school. Well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm not me personally, I mean, I'm I'm I'm just
Speaker 1: you know, in a new era or in there. You know,
Speaker 1: if you're writing journals, then you know thing it's not
Speaker 1: gonna be good for you. If you're running journ to
Speaker 1: a woman that means you're just gonna maybe just don't
Speaker 1: have a cell phone network. Michael lux Um, So when
Speaker 1: you when do you think he realized that, you know,
Speaker 1: Couci wasn't for him. Uh, it was always a personal
Speaker 1: decision within itself. So with that, man said, when he
Speaker 1: got rid, you know, he got you know, a little
Speaker 1: bit of pride and stuff. So we're saying outside one
Speaker 1: day outside of the house was at our dad house.
Speaker 1: He had just got signed or whatever. He ain't got
Speaker 1: the payment yet, but we were just still like chilling
Speaker 1: and ship. We don't smoke all the weeds. The smoke.
Speaker 1: We never smoked like this blunch used to be like
Speaker 1: little twigs. He got signed that we were smoking fat blunts.
Speaker 1: We're seeing out that we're seeing out in the backyard.
Speaker 1: We're just chilling. We highs the motherfucker. He was like, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you, but just me and him. Now,
Speaker 1: He like, bro, I'm gay, like out of nowhere, like
Speaker 1: we hide ship. So I'm thinking of myself like ship.
Speaker 1: They just talking to y'all like me, oh gay too.
Speaker 1: But he was then as seriously, what was it was?
Speaker 1: It was right out there he got signed, right out there,
Speaker 1: right out there. So so because I'm thinking a lot
Speaker 1: of time, they said, you know, people are born, so
Speaker 1: he wasn't born gay? He No, nobody's born gay for real.
Speaker 1: My brother was we me apart point game? When when?
Speaker 1: How was it? He was a year and a half,
Speaker 1: when he was two years older than me? How to
Speaker 1: yeard know? He's good? He's best friend him? Every all
Speaker 1: of us were playing Michael Blacks. All of us were
Speaker 1: throwing rocks at each other. And I played with a
Speaker 1: dog baby when I was younger too, Holy crap. At
Speaker 1: one point I played a doll baby like with my sister,
Speaker 1: but because that was the only three available, I had
Speaker 1: a dog too, but it was a band dog. And
Speaker 1: when one of them barbies, you know what, the girl
Speaker 1: was playing his finger sucking her too, So maybe that's why.
Speaker 1: Maybe I was fingering the dog baby, so maybe that's
Speaker 1: playing whatever I playing with her, buy myself in the
Speaker 1: room with some baby oil and put a hole in
Speaker 1: her goddamn, a little rubber hole. Not you got a needle, dick,
Speaker 1: how to get your dig in that? Lest a big hole? Mick.
Speaker 1: I was putting the dogs, rubbing her hair because I
Speaker 1: was trying tone in her pulling her hair and ship.
Speaker 1: It's like my pluing the diet. I have no idea
Speaker 1: what I'm doing to this dug pregnant when the fucker
Speaker 1: have had the first plastic baby. Well, now the products
Speaker 1: you like, Michael blocks from Ductor Miami and Ductor Bronx.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, plustic those now these girls are
Speaker 1: doing fat transfer? There's nothing transfer is still your body
Speaker 1: fat being moved from one part to another. I don't
Speaker 1: look at that. It's being fake body. This real blood
Speaker 1: is still fake bodies too. They just hands literally. I'm
Speaker 1: a big believer and do whatever makes you happy? Well,
Speaker 1: but make you look good? Is it ever we're in? Oh,
Speaker 1: you're right, you know, get the big as they are
Speaker 1: the one. I don't know about a bunch of fake
Speaker 1: duck lips. But like you know, if you got a train,
Speaker 1: if you got a little gut, take the gut off
Speaker 1: and put in your ass, make yourself look better? Do
Speaker 1: what make you happy? Is it everywhere? In you know?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, God created us to be happy
Speaker 1: where we are. Yeah, that's fine, But he also created
Speaker 1: sucking um surgeons to make you look better. To God
Speaker 1: didn't want to Miami, he created Dr Miami, Dr Brown,
Speaker 1: Dr Inglewood. Don't go to Dr Inglewood please, if you
Speaker 1: know Dr Shop, he might be listening and he the
Speaker 1: next story. We don't want to get Trenshaw and slowsing, Okay,
Speaker 1: Dr Coney Island, all right, Michael Blocks. And then the
Speaker 1: new Beverly Hills is Inglewood. Okay, Well, yes, prices are
Speaker 1: blown up since the football stadium is the cnos are
Speaker 1: making more money than Las Vegas, Nevada. How the fun
Speaker 1: Your brother got pregnant? Who got him pregnant? Le's let's
Speaker 1: get to the point. Well, day Trip got him pregnant
Speaker 1: with the album. Who did Day Trip? They producers? They
Speaker 1: got him pregnant with the album. That was a great idea. Actually,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, I don't get it. At the
Speaker 1: producers they put deduced the album. It can produced the
Speaker 1: whole album, so they didn't want to encourage him together,
Speaker 1: so that baby had to come from them, right, that's
Speaker 1: a great idea. What's a good idea? Because it blew
Speaker 1: up the whole world the internet? This is what? So
Speaker 1: he don't mean? I mean I kind of listened to
Speaker 1: brief and then be on the Breakfast club like he
Speaker 1: just playing. He just fucking with everybody. He played too much,
Speaker 1: and you know it's so crazy. He's not working with everybody,
Speaker 1: it's everybody that's working with him, and he's making a
Speaker 1: joke out of it. So I think I'm the person
Speaker 1: that's supposed to tell his story there he's you know
Speaker 1: why that's brilliant because Kanye West did that ship for
Speaker 1: many years. Fucking day. Can you work for Kanye West?
Speaker 1: People say this like, uh hit, they're encouraging our child
Speaker 1: to be gay naws up on the stage, dance and
Speaker 1: all this extra ship. It's like, you allow your child
Speaker 1: to see not us, Like, yeah he didn't nas that
Speaker 1: make no child put little nas in their YouTube. But
Speaker 1: the Apple Music, oh well we else they screagling ozacs.
Speaker 1: So that's why he said on a breathfat Club for
Speaker 1: those kids, because he's living well. Yeah, I mean to
Speaker 1: think about it. At the end of the day, I
Speaker 1: think your kids look up to celebrities, but at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, your parents should be your role model.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't be looking up to somebody that's
Speaker 1: like you can't you can't look and now hopefully they
Speaker 1: could look up to somebody else. You know, don't look
Speaker 1: up to a pregnant man. Yeah, yeah, Well a lot
Speaker 1: of people not complaining about their mother girls were tworking
Speaker 1: each other with what's the Megan dostallion and what's his name?
Speaker 1: Her name? They won't naked on stage and pumping each
Speaker 1: other nicking each other things because it's entertaining to them,
Speaker 1: not entertaining to scrape people. Well, if it's not anything
Speaker 1: to the straight people, don't watch it. But the world
Speaker 1: loves your brother man. He's a very creative guy there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, little nas reminds me of my friend,
Speaker 1: but a straight one, Michael blocks On. Don't they look
Speaker 1: the same a little bit? Yeah? Yeah, they do look
Speaker 1: a lot. I mean your whole family like, I mean,
Speaker 1: he'll need HI about a wig on. It'd be great.
Speaker 1: You think I look like him? Yeah, Michael block your daddy,
Speaker 1: your daddy dog, and mother's dog. Like, your whole family
Speaker 1: is a dog family. Listen to me. Try to go
Speaker 1: singing Old Tom Road at a concert. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: paid for it. Oh good, idea, Mike, do you know
Speaker 1: the lyrics? I don't know, Like, no fucking nasacts you
Speaker 1: were singing that last time. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: even came to me telling me like, how good the
Speaker 1: damn song was? That? The song was dope, that have
Speaker 1: a song? Great song. I mean that song made him
Speaker 1: superstar yesterday? Right? Was that his biggest single? That was
Speaker 1: his biggest single, but not his biggest song. Was his
Speaker 1: biggest song, his biggest song yet to Call has already
Speaker 1: come out with the Bay. Yeah, the album just dropped
Speaker 1: set tim of seventeen. So of course he had the baby.
Speaker 1: Whoa is it a boy or a girl? It had it?
Speaker 1: It's not a ball girl on how a Pacific gender.
Speaker 1: It's pointing right there. Wow, that's amazing. What's amazing? And
Speaker 1: I wish i'd get birthday the it me too. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what it is, but so you want
Speaker 1: this to come out of your stomach? What's um? You
Speaker 1: guys are from California, born and raised. No, we're born
Speaker 1: and raised in Atlanto, Georgia. We moved to Kelly once.
Speaker 1: Of course he got okay, you both all of the
Speaker 1: whole family. The whole family, A lot of babies. Wow,
Speaker 1: how are you liking here in the crazy Los Angeles
Speaker 1: color love? It's a lot of girls, it's a lot
Speaker 1: of money, it's a lot of connections. Overall, it's all right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now if he wasn't an assistant for your brother,
Speaker 1: what would you be doing with yourself? What do you think?
Speaker 1: Probably gay guy that wasn't famous. Will you be seeing family? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Music all over the family. My dad do gospel. It
Speaker 1: was younger. We used to make like make up songs
Speaker 1: and ship like we was younger, and the whole family
Speaker 1: will go perform them on like Christmas, Thanksgiving, you know,
Speaker 1: holidays and stuff for the grandma's. You guys are like
Speaker 1: the Jackson eight then, yeah, we was the Jackson ten
Speaker 1: though it was a lot of us. Yeah, we had
Speaker 1: a Jackson five. I had five was five boys, get
Speaker 1: youngest one. It's called Michael. I'm a youngest son. It's
Speaker 1: like the Jackson five. Michael was your younger son. Right,
Speaker 1: Michael is definitely get and I'm Michael, I'm your youngest son.
Speaker 1: Is it that all the youngest sons getting like the
Speaker 1: super rich powers. Maybe that's what it is. That is
Speaker 1: so true. That's true. Actually, that's true. Instead of Michael Jackson,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. Yeah, well you are the new uh Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson in our era. Mike, but you just need to
Speaker 1: sing some songs. Pille Jane not my love. It's just
Speaker 1: a girl who think that. So your brother got this
Speaker 1: album out right, the hottest album and is the world.
Speaker 1: It came out same time with two other big artists,
Speaker 1: Drake and Kanye Yeah have you album? Have you listen
Speaker 1: to both? I listened to both, and I'll tell you
Speaker 1: right now, like No Shade but not as Hall, the
Speaker 1: best album out right now. I feel like Drake they
Speaker 1: put his most potential in this album. I love Drake,
Speaker 1: so I love Drake, So I didn't. I didn't feel it,
Speaker 1: really didn't feel Drake's album. I didn't feel I didn't
Speaker 1: feel that the pumptness he had like two albums ago.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's rich and now he's just throwing
Speaker 1: it out. I think he's doing remix Mike of all
Speaker 1: the old songs. This is what Drake is doing, right,
Speaker 1: just remixing the old songs and kind of make it
Speaker 1: up to uh, mixed with a new one. What's that
Speaker 1: new song? Do you know the new song Draker? Or
Speaker 1: way too sexy? Yeah, way too sexy? I mean that's
Speaker 1: did you listen to? Is that that? How? That's just
Speaker 1: how the song had a song on the album and
Speaker 1: that song, and he is supposed to be the hottest.
Speaker 1: How about Kanye. I haven't heard call you My thing.
Speaker 1: I like songs that I could do to beat, So
Speaker 1: Kanye is more like a lyrics. I guess Kanya went
Speaker 1: more industry if it makes sense. Can you want like
Speaker 1: how they how we got music now? Is not supposed
Speaker 1: to be like this. It's like now you're just they
Speaker 1: just the richest hell, so it's like they just push
Speaker 1: it on the track. Yeah, Kenya became rich because of
Speaker 1: them yeasies. Your brother made a some the blood on
Speaker 1: it was that your blood, No, nigger, that's fake blood.
Speaker 1: It was something the advertised to call me by your
Speaker 1: Name video and you see me call Me by your
Speaker 1: Name is the most play video. Yeah, that thing blew up.
Speaker 1: Is he gonna be making his own shoes? Man? I'm
Speaker 1: sure he's gonna make his own everything, because that guy
Speaker 1: could make his own Nike forgetting Nike. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he didn't make his own niket know he could make
Speaker 1: his own his own brand. No, he can't. Like how
Speaker 1: Jordan got Like how Jordan got like some stuff with
Speaker 1: naked he can do the same thing. What's up? This
Speaker 1: is African King up called me, Michael Blackson. I'm here
Speaker 1: to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast,
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Speaker 1: to catch a new episode every Tuesday. How much money
Speaker 1: your brother has you know? Uh, I don't know. He's
Speaker 1: worth it with Tim million, he's definitely his network is
Speaker 1: Tim Michael Blocks Like, well, he's only been out like
Speaker 1: three years something like that. Yeah, but he had he's
Speaker 1: the most stream artist and he had he had the
Speaker 1: most historical historic song out right now, Old Town Roll.
Speaker 1: He's about to make a lot of money. So Old
Speaker 1: Town Roll still get paid from two years ago. Easy
Speaker 1: about it? Is he going on tour anytime soon? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just dropped the album Wow to a time now.
Speaker 1: He just he don't want towards somebody else or by himself.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure he's gonna do it by himself because
Speaker 1: like he really don't even really work with people, you know,
Speaker 1: so he could he could do to our concert by himself.
Speaker 1: He has songs that man could do a five other
Speaker 1: concert by myself. He don't need help? Does he need?
Speaker 1: But if he was going to rule anybody, who you
Speaker 1: think he would want to work with? You? Is it nobody?
Speaker 1: So you open up for him? Yeah, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: an MC. That's gonna be my job, m C and
Speaker 1: opening all right, So you're gonna it's kind of opening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk some jokes. You mean, come on, man,
Speaker 1: tell jokes. I might wrap some phone, you might pop
Speaker 1: out litter real quick, you know. Can Michael Blackson sing
Speaker 1: his thrombo song, Oh here y'all wanted to be up
Speaker 1: there driving in all types of ships? I opened up
Speaker 1: for him, Yeah, you can, you open up. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stage pregnant and sunk up his show. And I was
Speaker 1: I'm like, little goa be pregnant with the fucker. But
Speaker 1: the way you're eating those uh Chinese food in your house,
Speaker 1: I mean he was pregnant and he went on Breakfast
Speaker 1: Club and then we need to see a baby. He
Speaker 1: had a miscarriage, a weapon on the he was it
Speaker 1: was called time it tucked it just tucked it in
Speaker 1: real quick. Yeah, you're right, you gotta suck it in
Speaker 1: real quick and get out what you need. Then But
Speaker 1: what what exactly how did he do that whole pregnancy thing?
Speaker 1: Was it like they did? Because they looked at really
Speaker 1: real with share you know how they do celebrities like
Speaker 1: ship They can make anything looks It's one of those
Speaker 1: of those like Benjamin Bunty's button. It's so it's so
Speaker 1: crazy because he was at the vm We was at
Speaker 1: the VM May's Award. We was on the red carpet
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they asked him what is his belly?
Speaker 1: It's like two days afoter the album come out. Okay,
Speaker 1: so so like of course he was taking a belly
Speaker 1: off or whatever. So I listened on the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1: He didn't sound like you know, I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: not saying that Gables she signed a way, but he
Speaker 1: sounds like he's he's just tricking us. He getting pussy
Speaker 1: every night. I feel the same I feel the same
Speaker 1: way sometimes just knowing how we grew up because I'm
Speaker 1: about to saying, I mean, if he's tricking us and
Speaker 1: he's making all his money, I might just typing I'm
Speaker 1: gay and then and then pussy at night. It might
Speaker 1: sound like he get pussy every night. Well, last time
Speaker 1: he got some pussy. I feel like he gets pussy
Speaker 1: every night. I don't know, don't sucking. He has a
Speaker 1: boyfriend though, I don't know about that neither my business.
Speaker 1: You never seen your brother with I mean I never
Speaker 1: seen my brother for no, because Mike he grew up,
Speaker 1: told you he tricking us. Man when he grew up
Speaker 1: like a very conservative and still shock. Yeah, this has
Speaker 1: a pastor right, Yeah, my dad, my dad was the
Speaker 1: head later of a choir. My brother was the same.
Speaker 1: Your father was a leader of quiet. How your father
Speaker 1: felt about him? Hey, you know at some point where
Speaker 1: you're about to have to get over it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody's okay with it because he accepts
Speaker 1: who he is. Yeah. He takes time though, because my
Speaker 1: brother he came out later, like after my brother school,
Speaker 1: I had another brother did the same thing. When No
Speaker 1: Us came out. He came out probably like two three
Speaker 1: or four months later. Rappers coming out. No, No, that's
Speaker 1: probably pay it away for a lot of people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of good for them though. You know, So
Speaker 1: who else came out that we don't know about? It's
Speaker 1: kid Cutty Gay? Who's that cutty Gay? I know? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he wore a dress and
Speaker 1: did some stuff with now something, some bunch of weird things.
Speaker 1: Who else came out with that? Well? Your brother they
Speaker 1: encouraged like Poul to come out. My brother came out
Speaker 1: a long time ago, but he tricked everybody. Does anybody
Speaker 1: that your brother tells anybody else in the closet? We
Speaker 1: don't know about that. It's coming out soon. I feel
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of artists finishing right. Yeah, closet.
Speaker 1: Let's see what comes out of that closet. It's just
Speaker 1: old lundry from your ex girlfriends, some unwashed ship whatever.
Speaker 1: Have you had a three time yet? I had a
Speaker 1: fourthsome before ship? My friend Michael Bloxam, Yeah, you keep
Speaker 1: saying his name like that. I'm probably I probably had
Speaker 1: a fivesom before. Oh ship, you beat him? Mike, you
Speaker 1: beat him? He beat you? He said, probably I got no,
Speaker 1: I got that ship on camera. So we went to
Speaker 1: my fat on my dick not in there. Look, So
Speaker 1: what happened. So it happened was my brother went to
Speaker 1: Missouri to go meet up with a boyfriend. I let
Speaker 1: him go. Well, but he was gonna go, and I
Speaker 1: went to well, I was gonna go. It was a
Speaker 1: small town called Cape Town. They only had like two
Speaker 1: police is assigned to this whole little town right here.
Speaker 1: It's like four or five ubers just going around this
Speaker 1: whole town. And so it's like, oh, well, all the
Speaker 1: college students go at, they have fun and ship. So
Speaker 1: not us. Not us. Who he was going to see
Speaker 1: was on the school campus down there. So I was
Speaker 1: there there for like a whole week. So I walked
Speaker 1: into the hotel. First thing I see with girls, So
Speaker 1: that the first thing I see. But they the girls
Speaker 1: seeing me with nuts. So that's how I always got
Speaker 1: I always got my pussy according to who I was
Speaker 1: seeing with. Yeah, I never just ran up on the
Speaker 1: girl and just you know, because I cried, frankly, don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck how many kids you got? I got
Speaker 1: one little girl. It was lucky. It was lucky. She's one. Congratulations, man,
Speaker 1: Covent Relations, your good father. I'm a great father. Where
Speaker 1: is the mother? You guys are still cool. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: still cool, but you know they're in a letter, you know,
Speaker 1: like try to take precautions and leaving and stuff so
Speaker 1: my girl can have whatever she wants because I feel
Speaker 1: like me being at home and allowing ship there so
Speaker 1: I can't make the money that I can make it here.
Speaker 1: When you gonna visit your baby fucking mother? Still yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say that because I got a
Speaker 1: couple of people gonna be watching this. Motherfucker me nobody watching,
Speaker 1: but nobody in this country but my viewers Africa, Kuwait
Speaker 1: and uh Taliban feels like a country that's our country.
Speaker 1: It is. You should know, Michael Bloxton, you work for
Speaker 1: the Ghana military. Dressing like you got a purple heart.
Speaker 1: He looked like the hall monitor off. Now I'm not anymore.
Speaker 1: It looks like you know how to drive a damn submarine.
Speaker 1: You don't even know how to swim here part of
Speaker 1: the color of their arts. Are you gonna be releasing
Speaker 1: your new song? Mr? Hell yeah, I got a few
Speaker 1: songs off. I can't can we hear something? Uh? This
Speaker 1: rap ship wasn't me, It wasn't hard as the same mother,
Speaker 1: the king with a penciler pad. I was chasing the dream,
Speaker 1: addicted to music like down that God became a thing,
Speaker 1: a relative to be on the hustle was a part
Speaker 1: of my gene. And now hold on. I need him
Speaker 1: a team play opposition. Everybody can't be the man on
Speaker 1: top music that makes sense. I had that plan on lock,
Speaker 1: trying to drive for raw rein driver it right off
Speaker 1: the lot. Let's find them grind as hard as I
Speaker 1: am giving all that I got. Whoever think a young
Speaker 1: person like me would be lyrical words to come out
Speaker 1: my mouth, motivate like a spiritual long Jeffrey Duman and
Speaker 1: ship to make a militude? You say you made it
Speaker 1: from from that ship a miracle? Now watching my dream
Speaker 1: count reality, I won't do a ship music had folks
Speaker 1: starting to get mad at me. I'm killing every song
Speaker 1: Luma on Niken fatality. I make my money and the
Speaker 1: job gives in a year salary. See my votes told
Speaker 1: me that I'm a bedroom rapper, so I got by
Speaker 1: my ass to look at me myself. Let's want to
Speaker 1: trying to get paid and get ghosts like counsel. But
Speaker 1: you did, and now I hope you can feel me
Speaker 1: because all the other rappers won't give you the real me.
Speaker 1: Marco has checking in. Whoa this motherfucker's good Mike. He
Speaker 1: reminds me of the skinny biggest Molls, not the skinny
Speaker 1: biggest small serious. Yeah, you kind of remind me. He's good.
Speaker 1: Kind That was dope, But it's like, you know, Mike
Speaker 1: is watching the Green Bay Packers and the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 1: Who do you think on loose? Okay, about that goddamn game.
Speaker 1: You're losing again, Mike, did you bet on the wrong team? Well,
Speaker 1: they tied up right now, so technically he winning zero zero.
Speaker 1: What a quite a throw in a catch? Wow, you
Speaker 1: planned to do some afro beat songs, Michael Black type
Speaker 1: of beats? Are you? Are you fed afrobeats? I'm definitely
Speaker 1: a family artist afrobat. He was coming right now for
Speaker 1: being your favorite favorite South It's so he had he
Speaker 1: had His song was the biggest affrobeat song of I
Speaker 1: mean he kind of like his song started it all,
Speaker 1: I think you want to started it all, and then
Speaker 1: if my Divito was probably the next one after that,
Speaker 1: and then after that and of course you know been
Speaker 1: a whiz. Of course whiskey has like the hardest song
Speaker 1: right now, and he got the remix with Justin Bieber
Speaker 1: Michael Blacks. And my thoughts are I think you're the
Speaker 1: one that blew up every affrobeat singer in the world. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had. I showed him love because you know, I
Speaker 1: think I introduced a lot of black people to the
Speaker 1: afrobeat when I played in my car the time and
Speaker 1: on I G and you know, not just black people,
Speaker 1: Chinese people. Yes, you too. I only listen right now
Speaker 1: singing you sing any of it? If I tell you
Speaker 1: that I love you, my money, my Boddy, you left,
Speaker 1: baby love, Buss Tactrio, Hey Sashi and whatci you gut
Speaker 1: to see him? I don't know the rest. Poor me
Speaker 1: water that holy water. I guess that fever pull me
Speaker 1: water over? Is your brother won't do any acting. It's
Speaker 1: a shame that he's a guy. He's a guest. By
Speaker 1: the questions, are his brother you might really give from
Speaker 1: you know nobody? Guy, man, we don't given what's going on?
Speaker 1: Like this is the future. Goddamned Kanye West. You think so, Malcolm,
Speaker 1: But Marco, Marco, But Marco, like Marco Polo. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: Marco Polo marco XC. What inspired you to get where
Speaker 1: you get that name from? Um, like four or five
Speaker 1: years ago, I took my shaha and I thought of
Speaker 1: Malcolm X is weird man weird? Huh? Oh well Muslim Muslim?
Speaker 1: I became Muslim, So so I thought I came Muslim.
Speaker 1: I was like ship macolm X like ship, I'm marco
Speaker 1: X like so I just stuck with Marcos. I got it.
Speaker 1: Tatto was my first tattoo. It was. It was just
Speaker 1: stuck with it. Mike friends with the What what made
Speaker 1: I don't know if Mike you were there, that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean I know the guy. Well, I know him. You
Speaker 1: know who hre you reason Islam? You know him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, he's my good friend. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: introduced you to him. How what made you when you creation?
Speaker 1: At one time? H I wouldn't say I was Christian,
Speaker 1: but you know I was raising in the church. So okay,
Speaker 1: what what made you become Muslim? Is anything particularly that
Speaker 1: you just what is it? Because it just together again,
Speaker 1: they had a lot of have like sixty wives to
Speaker 1: have seven wasps. But but um no, that's not why
Speaker 1: I believe what I believed at the time. Um, I mean,
Speaker 1: I still believe some of it, but it's like some
Speaker 1: of it like that just don't catch on. But overall,
Speaker 1: because only one God, you know, I knew Jazz Jesus
Speaker 1: wasn't the last prophet and stuff like that. So wow,
Speaker 1: Mike was in the last prophet. I knew that because
Speaker 1: because the church wanted us to know that Jesus was
Speaker 1: when he wasn't. Though, how did you how you know
Speaker 1: how you thinking about? I read I read the Koran
Speaker 1: and the Bible and never said that Jesus was the
Speaker 1: last one. If anything, he was probably the second of
Speaker 1: the third or something like that. Who was the first?
Speaker 1: Who is the first? I can't think of it right
Speaker 1: this second, like right this second, do you think do
Speaker 1: you know what do you think Jesus black or white? White?
Speaker 1: And your color? Yes? Yeah, I feel like Jesus did
Speaker 1: have a race. Oh what I feel because because like
Speaker 1: I feel like out of nowhere, we all got racist
Speaker 1: and ship now when it was just Adam and Eve,
Speaker 1: It's like, what the hell Chinese even come from? You know,
Speaker 1: I think we I mean it was African and Jesus
Speaker 1: was African. Jesus was African. We both came from Africa.
Speaker 1: My his and his head has had his head has
Speaker 1: made up wool. So with the white pople have woold here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, this hair fl like it doesn't to me.
Speaker 1: You know what religious is. I'm not a you know,
Speaker 1: it's all in your heart, man's what you believe. At
Speaker 1: the end of the day, God is going to reveal
Speaker 1: to you the right way and it will be up
Speaker 1: to you to take that way. It's it's all yours
Speaker 1: where you feel, you know. So yeah, it's just all
Speaker 1: internal man, you know, like God will reveal itself to
Speaker 1: you and then you'll get to pick the right way
Speaker 1: to go. He gave the opportunity to pick. He's not
Speaker 1: gonna judge just something we don't know. You know, that's
Speaker 1: one thing I know for a fact. God. And then
Speaker 1: there was seven one God, and that one God is
Speaker 1: not gonna judge us if we don't do the right thing.
Speaker 1: So he's gonna have He has to give us an
Speaker 1: opportunity to know the right thing and be up to
Speaker 1: us to choose that right thing. Well, now, Michael lux
Speaker 1: and he said that Muslim, you can have seven waves,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna switch soon. I just had one wife
Speaker 1: and six girlfriends but that's told me right now. I
Speaker 1: can't say I'm gonna getting married all on, but god,
Speaker 1: that could you marry seven people girls? I probably couldn't.
Speaker 1: Too much of this pility. Yeah, that is a lot.
Speaker 1: And you only have one dick and two balls unless
Speaker 1: you're gonna add another two more disbody else getting plastic surgery. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't get two dicks. I'm not working on the
Speaker 1: two dicks, but you gotta three times. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: two hands the other dick when I'm paying. If I
Speaker 1: have three dicks, I can imagine I hold to let
Speaker 1: the one in the middle. You know, the good thing
Speaker 1: I happen more than one dick is like kids. One
Speaker 1: don't get hard to the other ones. But it's gonna
Speaker 1: be hard. If I want three dicks, I'm gonna want
Speaker 1: one like next to my cabs. First of all, I
Speaker 1: don't even like where our bodies are located. I don't
Speaker 1: like my dick being where it is. Yeah, my dick
Speaker 1: need to go. I think it was I think woman
Speaker 1: supposed it should be on her forehead. You're right, absolutely,
Speaker 1: so you could make a decision right there on the spot.
Speaker 1: You're gonna know if you want to fund right there
Speaker 1: absolutely right, Yeah, it will really be getting head, but
Speaker 1: we'll really Yeah, it should be revealed right in the front.
Speaker 1: And then three breakfasts at I Hubs and wabble House
Speaker 1: and four and I think I would And for the
Speaker 1: women to women would be I think I would, dick.
Speaker 1: She'd probably either be on our chest just somewhere are
Speaker 1: the arm or something like a touch on arm and
Speaker 1: waiting to think would be easy of your dick was
Speaker 1: right here, could be easy for you to say, I
Speaker 1: don't like carrying a mole on my fucking arm, You motherfucker.
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Speaker 1: I just I think that's the only mistake. Guy. Maybe
Speaker 1: he put up body parts in the wrong places. I
Speaker 1: don't like my bars where it is. I think my
Speaker 1: testicle should like be on my arm. I think so too,
Speaker 1: because you know now people want to kick you there girls,
Speaker 1: arm is so far away. I could just do this.
Speaker 1: If I put my arm, you can nobody kick my
Speaker 1: nuts and I could scratch my balls or anything I want,
Speaker 1: exactly worrying about people looking at you funny, right, God,
Speaker 1: that's only mistake God made just I think if you
Speaker 1: just if you had my bars into my arm and
Speaker 1: my dick on my forehead, because you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Oh my, I think my day should be like right,
Speaker 1: or she'll be a little bit like hidden. My arms
Speaker 1: should be like on my back, and my dick should
Speaker 1: be with my army. I think it should be my dick. No,
Speaker 1: he made our owns big. When should be women female?
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, arms little and give us everybody big dick.
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Speaker 1: I heard, I heard, I heard. Every Chinese nigga don't
Speaker 1: know how the funk or the ship. That's not true.
Speaker 1: Who care? I funk for like forty eight minutes. That's it.
Speaker 1: But have Chinese Filipino Michael Blackson, are you losing your
Speaker 1: game today? I'm winning so far. I'm getting eleven points,
Speaker 1: about seven points. We used to have like our blocks
Speaker 1: and angels here Mr marco X, But here tomorrow. They
Speaker 1: all got deported to Canada with Justin Bieber and fucking Drake.
Speaker 1: I didn't know, you know what took me. It took
Speaker 1: me a while to realize just and peoples from Canada.
Speaker 1: Canada got a lot of stars, they do. They got
Speaker 1: at least three big ones that we know. They got Drake,
Speaker 1: they got Justin Bieber, They got the guy with the
Speaker 1: guy with the with the hello like, um, he should
Speaker 1: know the same. He got the same hand with Kevin Duran. Oh.
Speaker 1: I know his name is Stephane Curry. No, he's a
Speaker 1: basket Tory Lay. Tory Lanes is from Canada's Canada, yes right,
Speaker 1: ye know they everybody thought that Tory Lanes is from
Speaker 1: l A after he shut Megan the Stallion on the
Speaker 1: foot in Los Angeles. So I mean that tells you
Speaker 1: that it's uh more dickness problems. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: talent in Canada. Boys, that Mike, you think it's the weather.
Speaker 1: Cool weather brings the best out of people. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing else to do all day. You
Speaker 1: can't go to a club in the fucking eighteen feats. No,
Speaker 1: that's the reason why I heard there's a lot of
Speaker 1: talented people in Canada. Yeah, I mean this is fun.
Speaker 1: We got to know a lot about Marco X. His brother.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker wanted ship about Marco X. Okay, don't know his
Speaker 1: real name. What's your run name, Marco X, Marco Lamarco. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Marco mar would have called me and Lamarco like lamar odom.
Speaker 1: It's like company lamar jack. Anybody else sing in your family?
Speaker 1: But said you and your brother the damn net the
Speaker 1: whole family. Oh yeah, because you have a pastor father. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: that's not why though, That's not why everybody in the
Speaker 1: family sings in around. It's like it's like it's like energy,
Speaker 1: it's like vibes music. It's like sol to me, so
Speaker 1: it's different. Yeah, music is beautiful. Well, today was a
Speaker 1: very beautiful day. We had a wonderful time on this show.
Speaker 1: We had no Like, I don't know what we concluded
Speaker 1: out of this. We didn't learn nothing. We didn't learn nothing.
Speaker 1: What we learned was balls in our arms and dicks
Speaker 1: in our forehead. Yes, what kind of listen are we
Speaker 1: teaching here in this mother Soucker podcast? This show would
Speaker 1: probably the two thousand one to air. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: will air when we are on our eighth season, but
Speaker 1: it will probably aired tomorrow, Mike, because we got like
Speaker 1: maybe two options. It's either the homeless man and your
Speaker 1: Chinese friend that came here with a mask, or or
Speaker 1: no not ex brother Malcolm marco X. I didn't get
Speaker 1: that right. It's kind of rapp pretty good, Mike. No,
Speaker 1: now you guys, Yeah, you guys out for a week together. Yeah? Maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll do something together. Man, hopefully weren't while we have
Speaker 1: the microphone. Why don't you his brother's um chicks that
Speaker 1: he don't want. Man, he's a lucky guy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we forgot to ask. You are the hiring dancers because
Speaker 1: me and Michael Blockson. Don't be putting me. I'm not
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna be back anything. Put me front
Speaker 1: right backup, dancers, because there's gonna be a lot of
Speaker 1: lonely girls. I don't know. I'm a headline up Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend. I've made it in life. No, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to put me down with you. Okay, how about opening act?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll em the show for him. Imagine that
Speaker 1: Michael blocks, Michael Blackson and Marco mc A show. That's
Speaker 1: pretty good. You're talking about somebody gonna be laughing, laughing
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yeah, I imagine that it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a good party, be a good party. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see that. See what Michael blocks? And you forgot
Speaker 1: about our talking? Yeah, you know, you know, you know
Speaker 1: Africans they got like ship stuck in a head, like
Speaker 1: they just they forget certain ships. Like he just forgot
Speaker 1: he was here. Yeah, you forgot. I'm here too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your name? He forgot? My name is Christian. And
Speaker 1: I told the front this, I'm here, Mike, and he
Speaker 1: said Christian. Who. Well, I had a great time. Thank
Speaker 1: you guys for joining us. Another episode of Mothers a podcast.
Speaker 1: Give me I g how to co reach your brother?
Speaker 1: I mean you, the real Marco x Man, the real
Speaker 1: Mark real Marco X. The way it sounds, the way
Speaker 1: it spills the way it sounds, the way spell Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend? How can they reach you on I G
Speaker 1: I am only accepting limited followers, like they ask a
Speaker 1: lot of questions, like a lot of my new followers
Speaker 1: and ask a lot of questions. That's what what do
Speaker 1: you want to know? Where is Michael Blocks? But that's
Speaker 1: that's my whole. Everybody always asking well of nas X.
Speaker 1: They're trying to pay me to take pictures. Get man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna made like fifty k office fans already. Wow,
Speaker 1: I made fifty dollars out of Mica fans and they
Speaker 1: ask for money. You just the best friend. Well, you
Speaker 1: could reach Chinese best friend at Chinese best Friend just
Speaker 1: like you spelled right, and you can reach me at
Speaker 1: at Michael Blackson. That's my Instagram the same way it spelled,
Speaker 1: just where it spelled. But those you know, uh your
Speaker 1: TikTok friends Michael at Michael Blackson right, what is my
Speaker 1: TikTok Michael blacks official at Michael blacktonficis my TikTok? Thank
Speaker 1: you for joining us, um I love you all. It's
Speaker 1: a great show. Thanks for listening. I helpe you guys.
Speaker 1: Come back A week after this show. Thanks for a
Speaker 1: big show. Thank you, thank you very much. The Mother
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