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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis.

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Speaker 1: Duran phone tap. Let's roll into a brand new phone tap.

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Speaker 1: This one's from Garrett.

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Speaker 3: All right, So Sally wants to play a phone tap

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Speaker 3: on her coworker Rachel. Now, Rachel is a germophobe slash

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Speaker 3: hypochondriac and got worked up the other day thinking she

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Speaker 3: was sick, so she took the day off. So Sally

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Speaker 3: and her co worker said, you know what, let's play

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Speaker 3: a phone tap on her. So I'm going to call

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Speaker 3: from HR saying I know why you're sick, and then

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Speaker 3: her friends are going to join it.

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Speaker 4: Don't we all have a friend like that. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 4: if there's a new disease, they have it. All right,

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Speaker 4: let's listen to Garretts phone tap. Hi Rachel, this is

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Speaker 4: Chris over with Z. I work in the HR department.

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Speaker 2: Oh Hi, how are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm fantastic, Thank you. How are you feeling today?

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Speaker 2: I'm home sick, I call my boss. Everything's cool.

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Speaker 3: I just needed to kick the day. I'm calling just

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Speaker 3: to make you aware of a situation that happened at

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Speaker 3: the office. What happened there seems to be a lie

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Speaker 3: out break over the past.

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Speaker 1: We can have Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: You might not have it, but if you come in

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Speaker 3: contact with a salium, you you will.

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Speaker 1: Are you familiar with with grit?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I drive to work with her every morning, and

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Speaker 2: her cubicles right next to mine.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I'm so so disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Oh how could she have come to work.

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Speaker 1: She wasn't aware of a situation for a good two

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Speaker 1: to three.

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Speaker 2: Weeks, like, oh my, oh my god, I just I

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Speaker 2: just feel like it's she all over right now. I

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Speaker 2: feel disgusting.

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Speaker 3: So, Rachel, we're just going to go ahead and take

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Speaker 3: care of some things here at the office. We have

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Speaker 3: Jose at your desk right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, what's he doing in my No, what's he

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Speaker 2: doing in my desk?

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Speaker 1: Nothing serious.

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Speaker 3: We're just going to take a few things out back

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Speaker 3: that we feel that are high risk and burn them.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'm sorry. That is my personal stuff. You

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Speaker 2: cannot go in there. That's like a violation of my privacy,

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Speaker 2: property whatever.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, there's a good chance that it too is

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Speaker 3: infected with life, like your seat, like your computer, like

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Speaker 3: your pictures.

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Speaker 1: We are sorry, but we will have to get rid

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Speaker 1: of some of that stuff.

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Speaker 2: And yes, this is that's my stuff. This is not

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Speaker 2: my fault. Somebody else is going around infecting all of

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Speaker 2: us and you're I'm sorry, that is not okay.

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Speaker 1: We will be in contact with you. Let you know

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Speaker 1: when it's safe to come back to the office.

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Speaker 2: You can't throw out my stuff. Don't throw out my stuff.

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Speaker 3: Okay, just seek doctor attention and we'll be in contact

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Speaker 3: over the next few days. All right, have a nice day.

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Speaker 3: She really is a germanis folks.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be freaking out all.

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Speaker 1: Day, so I want you to do this.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna call her back and act like you are

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Speaker 3: out to lunch and you're just checking in on your

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Speaker 3: sick friend and see how her day's going.

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Speaker 2: All right, okay, all right, Hello, Hey, how you doing?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, how am I doing? How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Great?

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Speaker 4: I'm at lunch, it's I'm eating outside.

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Speaker 1: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: What's the Sally I need to call from h RCS

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Speaker 2: that you gave me life?

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Speaker 1: No way, you're joking.

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Speaker 2: I'm not joking. I have to wake up she like

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Speaker 2: not feeling well today, like something is wrong. And then

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Speaker 2: I just find out the office is in fact that

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Speaker 2: they're throwing all that out and it's because of you.

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Speaker 2: She said, you're the one that had it first of all.

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Speaker 1: They're not throwing everything away, just something.

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Speaker 2: And are you kidding me? You get in my car

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Speaker 2: and let all your bugs spread onto me and you

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Speaker 2: don't mention it. How can you do that? You're messing

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Speaker 2: with people?

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Speaker 1: Tell you like.

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Speaker 2: Me, man, I'm not messing with your health.

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Speaker 4: It's not even your health.

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Speaker 3: It's just your hair.

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Speaker 2: It's not like it's bugs on my body infecting me.

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Speaker 2: And they did say that, like, if you have had

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Speaker 2: it for a couple of days, then you can't get

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Speaker 2: rid of it.

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Speaker 1: The best thing to do is to shave your head.

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Speaker 2: What are you kidding? No, no, no, no, no, no

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Speaker 2: no no.

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Speaker 4: How's that a good deal?

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Speaker 3: I mean, hey, Rachel, Hello, my name's Garret and Elvis

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Speaker 3: Durant and the Morning Show. You got phone tapped by

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Speaker 3: your best friend and Sally, Oh.

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Speaker 1: My god, what you don't have lice?

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Speaker 2: I hate you Elvis Durant's phone