WEBVTT - "Dr. Love" 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:08.719 No entering nervous stock coom oh yeah, I'm going to 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:12.920 get all up in your tonight. I feel so good. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:18.680 I just gotta wonder the questions when you read this rule, 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:43.720 this rule, your word, these rules until your word, Yes, 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:47.720 I will Hello, Welcome to our second episode of Will 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:52.839 You Accept This Rose? I'm Martin Marine and I'm Aaron Foley, 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:55.200 and we will be having Eddie Peppertone calling in from 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:59.680 Atlanta in about fifteen minutes, which is very exciting, so exciting. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.840 Did you did you get a chance to to hear 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:05.039 what Eddie had to say about the show? I did, Eddie. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:07.560 For those of you who missed the very first episode, 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:12.759 Eddie Pepitone, um has never seen an episode of the Bachelor, 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:17.600 and I have roped him in and uh, his mind 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.520 is blown. His mind is blown. So we'll get more 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:23.080 on that later. Every mind should be blown every episode. Dude, 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:24.880 I gotta tell you before we did you have a 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:28.400 nice week, Karen. Before we get going, you'll look lovely. Um, 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:31.000 I have a lot of cramps. I haven't showered. You 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:32.840 have a real low bar for me, are didn't, Dude? 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:35.959 I have a lot of cramps. I forced myself to shower, 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:40.280 but only because I have three shows tonight and it 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.160 had already been like three days. It had already been 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.600 like three days. Tonight, thankfully it's my only night off, 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:48.200 so I'm going to do some shopping for large hunks 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.080 of cheese and then I'm going to watch the movie Brooklyn. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:55.120 Oh okay, okay, that's my night. After taking seven pages 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:57.400 of notes last night on The Bachelor, I have to say, 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:00.800 you know what that was? Time? Well said with time. 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:02.640 Sometimes when I think about, like my brother runs a 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:06.360 software company, that's his job, and here I am basically 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:11.560 doing volunteer work, taking notes, taking notes on The Bachelor. Um, 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:13.840 I since we've I've been to Orlando and back. I 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:17.760 spent a weekend in Orlando. You know what I gotta 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.760 tell you. I was jamming on or I'm ready to 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:24.360 move to Orlando, don't I know. I I enjoyed it. 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.560 I enjoyed Orlando. I did a corporate gig for a 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:31.280 company that that does like appraisals for hotels, and I 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:34.280 am ready to quit this whatever I do for a living. 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:36.680 And it started praising, like you look like you need 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:40.240 to open to ratison, ma'am. Quick question, did you smack 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.280 the ship out of your head on the way here. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.320 I'll tell you what it was. Mostly they had a 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.560 globe party. It was a corporate globe party, and I 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:50.120 wanted to be a part of a globe it was. 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:54.960 It was a room filled with like mortgage adjusters covered 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.760 in I don't know if it was a mandatory glow things, 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.320 but all I know is they gave me free steak 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:02.679 and then afterwards they had a DJ that had a 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.079 drummer that played along, and I was like, if this 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.840 is what it means to be to assess hotels, So 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:12.200 I'm gonna quit being a bachelor podcaster and I'm going 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:14.240 to start being like, hey, I think we need a 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.680 new uh holiday in express over here. I well, listen, 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.639 I've never heard of a corporate gig where it ends 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:22.720 up with a globe party and a live drummer might 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.239 have been tripping my balls off. I actually might have 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.040 just been hanging out in Palmdale and it might have 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.880 been like a chupa Cobra that I light up Odds 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.680 and said, I'm assessing hotels. That might have been. Actually 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:35.160 what I did for the weekend stick Sauce was actually harrowin. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.680 You know what actually that. Well, I gotta say so. 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.560 I came back and all I knew was to the 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:46.360 loving arms of Ben Hagen. Oh Ben, I'm sorry, Olivia Higgins. Okay, 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.120 oh my god. Now for those of you who are 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:53.280 watching uh this along at home, that we're on episode 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:56.000 two of The Bachelor, killing it already. God, we have 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.240 at least seventy eight followers. Oh my god, we have 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.400 at least seventy eight followers. Three of them my mom, 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.880 tell me nine? Is that your mom? Someone just called in? 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:09.240 Um um and and I have to say um overall. 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:14.160 Ben Higgins handsome guy. Kind of a snooze, doesn't It 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:17.039 makes you miss It makes you miss Caitlin d Antics 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:20.159 a little bit like he's so polite, you know, he's 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:24.240 sweet sweets sat on the first episode. Though, he's not 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.039 going to try to fund your friends, even though he 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.080 is going to date all of your friends next to you, 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:30.040 You're somehow going to forgive him for it. Yeah, and 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.479 you know what I think I saw. I'm pretty sure 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:34.080 he came out with his shirt off one time. I 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.520 don't know, I blocked out. I was looking at the blondes, 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.160 but I think he had like a tattoo on his side, 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:42.760 and I thought, Okay, that's his one attempt to take 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.600 it up a note. He's got a tramps dance, he's 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:49.680 got a trap Wow. Um did you I appreciated that 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:51.520 the first shot of the night was him and his 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:56.400 blue briefs getting ready. You know, he's he's a good 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.039 look he's he's a good looking he's good looking. But 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.080 I feel like it's somebody kind of like him. He's 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:03.480 good looking, he's very good looking, very polite. That's how 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.360 you end up with a Wan Pablo type next time, 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.600 you know what I mean? Where America is like, all right, 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:12.080 we've behaved for one bachelor, Bring us the salt. Yeah. 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.600 I also I like a little bit of h Well, 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:17.400 I mean in my straight days in the thirties, yes, 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.960 I liked a little bit of uh are you are you? 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:24.720 Am I possibly going to get abducted? Oh my god, 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:27.080 you need a little sauce. So you need a little 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.800 pepper in the pot. Seriously, you need a little bit 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:33.359 of Like I like to in the past. I like 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:36.080 to like like, am I kissing an ashtray? Or are 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:39.520 you a human? Big? You're all right? Like basically, if 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:42.000 my friends all were like, don't do it? It's like, 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:46.719 I got this guy likes to drink and drive exactly 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:51.680 who need uber? So we brings us to our second episode. 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.839 Overall impression. I have a few things I want to 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:55.200 say just right out of the game. Give us your 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:58.840 overall impression. Overall impression. I never want to be uh. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.760 I never want to be a party of one at 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.400 a concert. I don't ever want to be serenaded alone 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.440 at a concert, even if it was a hot I 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.680 don't care who's the hottest person next to me to 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:11.920 have one, like my favorite musician. There's so much pressure 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.960 to be the only person in the concert. I can't 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.400 even imagine. I felt uncomfortable last year when it was 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.400 a girl from the Cranberries and Nick and Caitlin were 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.800 like basically in the bone zone and that Catholic church 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:26.960 that clearly needed money that they let that get film there. Yeah, 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:30.120 it is one of those things where I think slow dancing. 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.719 You know, it doesn't lift a slow dance in the moonlight, 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:37.040 but slow dan think by yourself, party of two, aimlessly playing. 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:42.680 He got style points. I don't know who picked because cool. 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:44.480 He was like, that's my favorite musician. I was like, 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:49.320 he's like sort of an obscure like a singer songwriter. Yeah, 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.279 I grew up in We grew up in Rhode Island. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:55.080 You go to the Newport Folk Festival, Uh no, okay, 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:58.280 but I did go to Lincoln Park amusement park that 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:01.919 I got shut for insurance pre okay, so not the 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:04.600 same thing. But Water was like the you know, one 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:08.039 of these crunchy, awesome, super cool. I didn't even know 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.120 he was still performing. It's been a while. I've never 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:11.960 heard of him. Yeah, and so I was just like wow. 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:13.600 Just when I sort of it was like who is 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:18.880 this Ben? I was like, okay, You're like Ben, not 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:23.160 really No, okay, no, okay, so I and then it 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:26.640 seems like we've gotten really well. We've got two versions 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:32.920 of villains. We've got the mentally unstable Laces who who 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:34.440 as you were? I was talking to you earlier on 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.800 the phone because we try to keep ourselves apart. It's 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.440 like to two chickens that are coming together to get 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.480 into a cock match. And then but like I can't resist. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:43.880 We love each other so much. We got a call 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.000 and check in and I was saying Lace was on fire. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:48.880 But then you actually start to go oh. It was 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:52.880 when she started talking about herself in the third person, like, oh, basically, 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:54.840 like the bad Lace came out, like the third like, 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:59.320 there's another Lace like that, like the Mony versus of Lace. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.520 Now it's actually going to be a movie on Lifetime 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:04.960 next year. The many versions of I love your impression 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:10.320 she was when Lace came out. Oh boy, I didn't 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.800 want him to see the Lace where I talked to 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:15.240 myself from the third person and I've got to I've 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:20.040 got to. I've got a couple of banana clips and 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.120 I'm just gonna tyroll tighter in my neck and it's 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.840 gonna be hard to breathe soon. Lace, were you disappointed 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:27.600 that you weren't the one that got to make Bretts 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:29.640 and and put them in there? I just wanted to 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:33.079 make Buretts from a bed, and uh it didn't happen. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:36.960 I'll kill her, kill my hands. But I like about 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.720 Lace is that she's a realtor from Denver, like she 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.360 works for like she tell her Williams or something like. 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:44.200 But doesn't it kind of make you want to go 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:50.959 to Denver the toilet like she Also I loved too 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.760 how she's like, no, I gotta tell you, just really 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.839 hard for me to say I looked like Rosanna ROSEANNEA Dana. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:09:00.240 It's like girl, I looked like Ron Weasley. Boy, are 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:03.839 till like like, that's not a huge you want to talk? 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.440 Do you want to talk about that? Now? Let's talk 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.040 about it. That was possibly one of the funniest things 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.240 I've ever seen on television. With the girls hearing it, 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:15.480 it was so cringe worthy. Yeah, Like there listen to the 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.839 the show where I hit pause and I just kind 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:19.600 of shake it off. I have to shake it off 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.320 because I'm like, I get so. This is why I 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:24.800 almost I didn't even watch. I couldn't even watch seinfeld 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.400 Er Curb, Like when there's awkward moments, I get so 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:31.559 uncomfortable and there are some moments where I just can't 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:35.320 even And that's when during the whole something I look 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.040 duggle on a bus story, which you would never say 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.560 to anyone, even to yourself. H you know, points for 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.000 Rosanna Dana Dana love that. I like that, but like 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.400 the cutaway was sort of like like the girls downstairs 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.959 are almost like, who the fuck is Rosanna Rosanna Dana? 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.559 Like the disdain of like that reference. The girls were 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:53.760 less upset about the bangs and We're like, who the 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:56.800 funk are you talking about? It was just so uncomfortable. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:59.120 It's something you wouldn't say, and that that moment. And 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:03.000 then when someone ever interrupted her and she rolled out 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.280 just like put her head down, I thought, I don't 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.960 even know if I can feel comfortable talking about her 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.840 because there's something wrong. Well, then there's something wrong. Well then, 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:14.120 which brings us to she went over to the real villain, 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.760 the true demon on the show. Uh, And we know 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.079 because the editors have made it like what I love 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.240 about the I want to give if I could give 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.640 an oscar to the editors from the like Emmy isn't 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:26.920 even enough. I want to give an oscar to the 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:30.240 editors of The Bachelor. They make their demon so clear, 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:36.200 their villain Olivia. If the outtake her face the I 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.880 mean because she looks so smoking hot when she's cleaned up. 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:41.600 I mean, she her cleaned up, is ready to go. 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.880 And then the way they made her look waiting to 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:49.000 assume she was getting the first private date was the 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:54.520 faces were we've got some We've got so torn because 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:58.240 I want to attracted to her, but sometimes when she's 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.840 nice part time, but she's she's a nice when she's 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.360 with him. Well, no, now I find her completely unattractive 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.800 because she's so awful. She was so god awful in 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.640 this episode where I'm like, now you're just you're not 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:12.680 even remotely attractive to me. And she's like to the 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.920 t my type. And then she's got this large t 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:21.160 rex mouth and she's a horrible human. Well, and how 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:23.800 awful was that? Doctor Love? They all so they go 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:27.440 to this like love doctor, which is the worst. I 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:29.520 felt so bad. I know I would have been the 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:33.520 girl that smelled sour shower. That was the most embarrassing. 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.640 Then she doesn't even get a rod no, and and 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.480 and to be like like that's my biggest nightmare, Like truly, 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:40.520 I like I did look like a boy wizard until 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.640 I was like fourteen. So then the side like I 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.720 would assume I would go on a program like this, 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.840 like and by the way, I can't just jog impromptu. 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.199 I've got heavy boobs. I need like a lot of 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.960 jog bras. It's not gonna like cute and shore no stretching. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:54.760 They got no time to stretch. They didn't stretch. It 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:56.959 dangerous for your lower back in hamst And then it's 0:11:57.000 --> 0:12:00.720 like I don't want somebody sniffing my hip after I've 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:06.000 run with my big doctor. And by the way, like, 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.679 is he an extra they hired or does this guy exist? 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:11.440 He might be the creepiest man alive. I think he's 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.120 an extra. He put a suit on, he's like sniffer hip? 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.120 Would you And he was like, J side, would you rather? 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.079 Would you rather go on a road trip with that 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:25.480 doctor Chris Christie or Robert Durst? You have to pick 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.800 one and it's cross country, um emailing us your things. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.599 If you'd rather go on a road trip with the 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:34.760 love doctor Chris Christie or or m Robert Durst. Either 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.920 you could tweet me at art at art and marine 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:38.840 dot com and Y M Y A R I N 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.360 or at Aaron Foley comic. Or we also have an 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:46.040 email which is um Rose podcast at gmail dot com. 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:49.439 This is the worst question I've ever been asked. Okay, 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.320 so it's that doctor. I have to literally I have 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.200 to say Chris Christie. I was gonna pick Robert Durst, 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:56.600 but I realized I wouldn't make it all the way 0:12:56.600 --> 0:13:01.240 across the country. You'd also die within you'd hang yourself. 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:05.360 It was the doctor. Yeah, he'd use the words like moist, 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:11.000 like seventeen times in the first hour. He obviously loves 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.600 the word moist. He also would say panties a lot. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.800 He'd say panties. Here's what would happen. Durst would kill you, 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:22.000 ye doctor horrible. Yeah, you'd be on the freeway. He'd 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:26.720 say moist. He'd begin sweating, and you take the car 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:31.640 door and you'd roll out on the highway out. Oh 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:33.880 my god, you guys three minutes to any Peppertone, So 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:37.080 question um And then I felt bad, Like, so you're 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:40.800 with it's with Olivia. You know she's got they wanted 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.880 to get in the bone zone. He's clearly hot for her. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.600 Oh yeah, he's hot for her. But then you know 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:50.040 it's this typical like breakdown of Bachelor episodes. You know, 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:53.560 they set up the villain unfortunately. I think they were 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.760 really going for the villain for Lace. But now she's 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.559 so mentally unstable that she's gonna be like up in 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:04.040 her there's a new villain in town, y'all, and she's 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:05.760 I'm sorry, I cut you off. She's gonna be what 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.559 every episode, she's just gonna get more. She's gonna have 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.400 a full breakdown, you know what I mean? She's going 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.400 to be like that one last season or two seasons 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:15.520 ago where the like she went off camera and they 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:17.800 had to go find her and she had the paintball 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:23.720 gun Ashley, She's gonna go was this this is uh, 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:28.120 this is our lovely producer Katie who also thank god 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:31.240 bless Katie now Ashley. Was she also because I'm late 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:34.160 to the Bachelor game? Was she also on Bachelor in 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.640 Paradise and she was the one that talked to the crabs. Yeah? 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:38.960 I liked her. She was ready. She got into the 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.480 bone zone with a guy with a puka shell necklace 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.440 in the hot tup real fast, and I was like, 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:46.960 get out a girl. That's I'm not surprised she went. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.320 She went full a wall and Lease has got potential 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:54.680 to out crazy Ashley. I think by episode four, Lace 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:58.080 this is gonna be in like a onesie, just like 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.680 rocking back and forth with a bottle of j Acdaniel's 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.760 being like I never had any meaning in my life 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:08.080 and even like why didn't anybody ever picked Marrows? This 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:11.800 Lace was supposed to be getting late, Ben Higgins, No 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.000 you didn't. Lace wants to apologize to you, Ben Higgins. 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:18.760 Laces sorry, Ben, Higgins. Lace didn't mean to be bad Lace. 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:22.200 Oh Ben, it's lice again. Listen, I put it. I 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:25.440 put a chip on your shoulder. I just I need 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:29.320 to follow it was bad lace. She had these extra chips. No, 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.840 I need to apologize again about my apology. This isn't 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.920 me apologizing from about apology, Ben, it's me Lace. I 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:38.360 think I think you you saw crazy Lace and I 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:40.320 didn't mean for her to come out. But crazy Lace 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:43.200 has a nice open house that she's uh, she's gonna 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.560 be showing. It's a three bedroom, too bad. And the 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:49.200 subdivision it's uh, it's adjacent to uh, it's sort of 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:51.960 close to some good schools. And you're like Denver. Hey, Ben, 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.160 how do you feel about coy palms? Oh my god, 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:59.920 so you guys get ready, we've reached adding in. Eddie 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:01.960 up a tone. Let's see if I can make this 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.600 happen calling him? Is there anything I need to do 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:08.200 besides ring? Oh my god, it's ringing. Here we go. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.080 Oh my god, you're ring. Tone. I think it's my alarm. 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:16.240 That was my alarm that was to remind me, Oh 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:22.160 my go, you didn't you? Oh my god? Your er 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:27.800 Foley and myself Hello, friend, Hello, Hello, Gal, how's Atlanta? 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:35.320 It is very boring here. It's boring. Yeah, it is 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:39.880 a very boring city. Are you doing My pretty Face 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.600 is going to Hell? Your pretty Face is going to 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:46.360 Hell is the name of the show. And I'm doing 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.840 stand up at night, which is which is? I like 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:51.560 doing that a lot. You know. I have a lot 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:56.320 of downtime because of the film schedule, so I'm trying 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:59.760 not to do crazy things on the balcony, you know. 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:03.880 And me blame me. I got really weird, like part 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.760 of me loves living in a hotel, Like I'm I 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:11.000 really could see not really pulling a full leaving Las Vegas, 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:13.760 but just moving into hotel. And it's almost becoming like 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:17.080 a horder, like people would be worried about me, you know. 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:21.560 Absolutely absolutely, send up more little bottles and catch up. 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:29.000 It's late in room, um, you know, I know. So 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:30.879 it's a good thing that we've introduced you to your 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:35.399 new hobby. Can you believe you're watching The Bachelor Eddie Pepitone, No, 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:39.400 I can't. I was just thinking about it, and I 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:41.520 was thinking that if it wasn't for the podcast, I 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:46.280 would definitely after yesterday's episode, I would be out of there. 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.560 There was a couple of parts of yesterday's episodes that 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:51.480 were so bad, and the first one was Kevin Hart 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:57.000 and ice cu was so unfunny and unnecessary. Like the 0:17:57.080 --> 0:18:01.439 first episode, it was the greatest show I've ever to me. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.679 It's like, these women are going to a priest, a 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:09.399 very wooden priest, you know, and you know they're like 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:12.560 and he's like, well, I really I just want to say, 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:18.400 I really appreciate what you've done. Um, you've did very 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:23.240 You've been very patient. Like it's like, what the fuck 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:27.640 is this ship? Eddie? And then they hire celebrity like 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:33.400 Kevin Hart and ice Cube and they were so unfunny. 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.440 And that whole segment that what did you guys think about? 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:40.200 Segment where there is there's this it was just so well. 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:43.240 I was watching it thinking, oh my god, Kevin Hart 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.000 and ice Cube signed some contract where they have to 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:48.960 show up for this, like clearly they don't want to 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:52.840 be in. Yeah. I thought it broke up the episode 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:57.920 nicely because it was it was The soundbites were so 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:01.000 horrifying that I thought, well, like a good chicken and 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:04.080 a crock pot too, wasn't it? Love Doctor? Just about 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:08.399 the creepy ist purv you've ever seen? Yes, I was 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:12.240 that now. That was like, that is a thing that 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:15.560 everybody who watches the show goes, Oh my god, that's 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:21.199 l A yeah, exact l you know, it's funny. I was. 0:19:21.480 --> 0:19:23.679 I was at a party and and my mom always 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:25.680 does that. She'll be like, oh, you want kale. That's 0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:27.760 so it's like, well, actually have kale all or you 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:29.040 know what I mean? Or if I want it's been 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:32.160 around forever people, or if I asked her like balsamic vinegar, 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:35.160 you know, she's like, oh, California. But then I brought 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:37.920 my mom to a holiday party out here and literally 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:41.399 a woman we were talking to who I knew, she 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:43.480 was like, well, as you know, I got very sick. 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:44.840 I was like, oh it was. She's like I had 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:47.920 a rare blood disease, but I'm fine now. And she's like, oh, 0:19:47.960 --> 0:19:49.880 how did you get over it? And she looked at 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:52.720 me and my mother and said, well, I cured myself 0:19:52.720 --> 0:19:55.280 with my magic. I'm a witch. And that's where my mom. 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.920 My mom was like, yes, I'm out. I'm out. That's 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:01.719 why you live in l A to meet witches. I 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:05.119 carried myce blood disease with my magic. I want to 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:08.080 know everything about I carried it with my magic. You 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:10.640 know where you know where there's no witches most of America. 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:13.280 We have them in Los Angele. I'm a witch. I'm 0:20:13.280 --> 0:20:16.680 a witch. Um, Eddie, you know what? Would I would 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:18.760 love to see you be the bachelor though, Eddie? I 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:21.960 mean if you were the bachelor. I was thinking that 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:25.480 would be hilarious. I mean if I was in if 0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:28.000 I was in that big house and like my boxers 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:31.280 and like a wife beater T shirt and like like 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:34.280 stains on my wife beater and I and I have 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:38.280 a glass of red wine, you know, and and they're 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:44.520 all getting out on them all, and I'm just like, hello, hello, um, 0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:46.679 you wouldn't get up. You don't get up, You just 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:51.960 tie five the women as they go by, right, just 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:56.520 keep flipping on the channel. Also, this guy Ben So 0:20:56.640 --> 0:20:59.720 I've been like so now I'm like, you know, check 0:20:59.840 --> 0:21:01.560 you know now I'm like, okay, what the fund is 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:07.240 this guy's bed instead? One? Interesting? Yeah? True, that's true. 0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:11.960 One nobody you know what? I like? I kind of 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:16.399 enjoyed Lace a lot because she was the only like 0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:20.000 person who kind it was kind of it was actually 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:24.080 chaining the first the first one because it was hilarious 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:29.720 to to like watch her judge people, you know, Eddie, 0:21:29.800 --> 0:21:32.159 to have you be the bachelor and have girls go 0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:35.600 to a gymnasium and have to make volcanoes and your 0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:40.679 volcano explode how much the volcano explosion was and then 0:21:40.680 --> 0:21:44.000 I end up like basically blow an apple. That app 0:21:44.280 --> 0:21:47.560 so I literally was like bobbing Ben's dead. That's what 0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:51.879 it should have been. Bobbing for dicks, bobbing for dicks. 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:54.760 Just put fucking put dildos in there. I mean, it 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:59.640 was so bad. Teabagging, teabagging bed who can tea bag 0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:01.119 the be And do you realize that the woman that 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:03.600 didn't grab the apple didn't she gets unpacking? I'm pretty 0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:06.360