Speaker 1: No entering nervous stock coom oh yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: get all up in your tonight. I feel so good.
Speaker 1: I just gotta wonder the questions when you read this rule,
Speaker 1: this rule, your word, these rules until your word, Yes,
Speaker 1: I will Hello, Welcome to our second episode of Will
Speaker 1: You Accept This Rose? I'm Martin Marine and I'm Aaron Foley,
Speaker 1: and we will be having Eddie Peppertone calling in from
Speaker 1: Atlanta in about fifteen minutes, which is very exciting, so exciting.
Speaker 1: Did you did you get a chance to to hear
Speaker 1: what Eddie had to say about the show? I did, Eddie.
Speaker 1: For those of you who missed the very first episode,
Speaker 1: Eddie Pepitone, um has never seen an episode of the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: and I have roped him in and uh, his mind
Speaker 1: is blown. His mind is blown. So we'll get more
Speaker 1: on that later. Every mind should be blown every episode. Dude,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you before we did you have a
Speaker 1: nice week, Karen. Before we get going, you'll look lovely. Um,
Speaker 1: I have a lot of cramps. I haven't showered. You
Speaker 1: have a real low bar for me, are didn't, Dude?
Speaker 1: I have a lot of cramps. I forced myself to shower,
Speaker 1: but only because I have three shows tonight and it
Speaker 1: had already been like three days. It had already been
Speaker 1: like three days. Tonight, thankfully it's my only night off,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to do some shopping for large hunks
Speaker 1: of cheese and then I'm going to watch the movie Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, that's my night. After taking seven pages
Speaker 1: of notes last night on The Bachelor, I have to say,
Speaker 1: you know what that was? Time? Well said with time.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I think about, like my brother runs a
Speaker 1: software company, that's his job, and here I am basically
Speaker 1: doing volunteer work, taking notes, taking notes on The Bachelor. Um,
Speaker 1: I since we've I've been to Orlando and back. I
Speaker 1: spent a weekend in Orlando. You know what I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you. I was jamming on or I'm ready to
Speaker 1: move to Orlando, don't I know. I I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed Orlando. I did a corporate gig for a
Speaker 1: company that that does like appraisals for hotels, and I
Speaker 1: am ready to quit this whatever I do for a living.
Speaker 1: And it started praising, like you look like you need
Speaker 1: to open to ratison, ma'am. Quick question, did you smack
Speaker 1: the ship out of your head on the way here.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it was. Mostly they had a
Speaker 1: globe party. It was a corporate globe party, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to be a part of a globe it was.
Speaker 1: It was a room filled with like mortgage adjusters covered
Speaker 1: in I don't know if it was a mandatory glow things,
Speaker 1: but all I know is they gave me free steak
Speaker 1: and then afterwards they had a DJ that had a
Speaker 1: drummer that played along, and I was like, if this
Speaker 1: is what it means to be to assess hotels, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna quit being a bachelor podcaster and I'm going
Speaker 1: to start being like, hey, I think we need a
Speaker 1: new uh holiday in express over here. I well, listen,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of a corporate gig where it ends
Speaker 1: up with a globe party and a live drummer might
Speaker 1: have been tripping my balls off. I actually might have
Speaker 1: just been hanging out in Palmdale and it might have
Speaker 1: been like a chupa Cobra that I light up Odds
Speaker 1: and said, I'm assessing hotels. That might have been. Actually
Speaker 1: what I did for the weekend stick Sauce was actually harrowin.
Speaker 1: You know what actually that. Well, I gotta say so.
Speaker 1: I came back and all I knew was to the
Speaker 1: loving arms of Ben Hagen. Oh Ben, I'm sorry, Olivia Higgins. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Now for those of you who are
Speaker 1: watching uh this along at home, that we're on episode
Speaker 1: two of The Bachelor, killing it already. God, we have
Speaker 1: at least seventy eight followers. Oh my god, we have
Speaker 1: at least seventy eight followers. Three of them my mom,
Speaker 1: tell me nine? Is that your mom? Someone just called in?
Speaker 1: Um um and and I have to say um overall.
Speaker 1: Ben Higgins handsome guy. Kind of a snooze, doesn't It
Speaker 1: makes you miss It makes you miss Caitlin d Antics
Speaker 1: a little bit like he's so polite, you know, he's
Speaker 1: sweet sweets sat on the first episode. Though, he's not
Speaker 1: going to try to fund your friends, even though he
Speaker 1: is going to date all of your friends next to you,
Speaker 1: You're somehow going to forgive him for it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know what I think I saw. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: he came out with his shirt off one time. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I blocked out. I was looking at the blondes,
Speaker 1: but I think he had like a tattoo on his side,
Speaker 1: and I thought, Okay, that's his one attempt to take
Speaker 1: it up a note. He's got a tramps dance, he's
Speaker 1: got a trap Wow. Um did you I appreciated that
Speaker 1: the first shot of the night was him and his
Speaker 1: blue briefs getting ready. You know, he's he's a good
Speaker 1: look he's he's a good looking he's good looking. But
Speaker 1: I feel like it's somebody kind of like him. He's
Speaker 1: good looking, he's very good looking, very polite. That's how
Speaker 1: you end up with a Wan Pablo type next time,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Where America is like, all right,
Speaker 1: we've behaved for one bachelor, Bring us the salt. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also I like a little bit of h Well,
Speaker 1: I mean in my straight days in the thirties, yes,
Speaker 1: I liked a little bit of uh are you are you?
Speaker 1: Am I possibly going to get abducted? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you need a little sauce. So you need a little
Speaker 1: pepper in the pot. Seriously, you need a little bit
Speaker 1: of Like I like to in the past. I like
Speaker 1: to like like, am I kissing an ashtray? Or are
Speaker 1: you a human? Big? You're all right? Like basically, if
Speaker 1: my friends all were like, don't do it? It's like,
Speaker 1: I got this guy likes to drink and drive exactly
Speaker 1: who need uber? So we brings us to our second episode.
Speaker 1: Overall impression. I have a few things I want to
Speaker 1: say just right out of the game. Give us your
Speaker 1: overall impression. Overall impression. I never want to be uh.
Speaker 1: I never want to be a party of one at
Speaker 1: a concert. I don't ever want to be serenaded alone
Speaker 1: at a concert, even if it was a hot I
Speaker 1: don't care who's the hottest person next to me to
Speaker 1: have one, like my favorite musician. There's so much pressure
Speaker 1: to be the only person in the concert. I can't
Speaker 1: even imagine. I felt uncomfortable last year when it was
Speaker 1: a girl from the Cranberries and Nick and Caitlin were
Speaker 1: like basically in the bone zone and that Catholic church
Speaker 1: that clearly needed money that they let that get film there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is one of those things where I think slow dancing.
Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't lift a slow dance in the moonlight,
Speaker 1: but slow dan think by yourself, party of two, aimlessly playing.
Speaker 1: He got style points. I don't know who picked because cool.
Speaker 1: He was like, that's my favorite musician. I was like,
Speaker 1: he's like sort of an obscure like a singer songwriter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I grew up in We grew up in Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: You go to the Newport Folk Festival, Uh no, okay,
Speaker 1: but I did go to Lincoln Park amusement park that
Speaker 1: I got shut for insurance pre okay, so not the
Speaker 1: same thing. But Water was like the you know, one
Speaker 1: of these crunchy, awesome, super cool. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: he was still performing. It's been a while. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of him. Yeah, and so I was just like wow.
Speaker 1: Just when I sort of it was like who is
Speaker 1: this Ben? I was like, okay, You're like Ben, not
Speaker 1: really No, okay, no, okay, so I and then it
Speaker 1: seems like we've gotten really well. We've got two versions
Speaker 1: of villains. We've got the mentally unstable Laces who who
Speaker 1: as you were? I was talking to you earlier on
Speaker 1: the phone because we try to keep ourselves apart. It's
Speaker 1: like to two chickens that are coming together to get
Speaker 1: into a cock match. And then but like I can't resist.
Speaker 1: We love each other so much. We got a call
Speaker 1: and check in and I was saying Lace was on fire.
Speaker 1: But then you actually start to go oh. It was
Speaker 1: when she started talking about herself in the third person, like, oh, basically,
Speaker 1: like the bad Lace came out, like the third like,
Speaker 1: there's another Lace like that, like the Mony versus of Lace.
Speaker 1: Now it's actually going to be a movie on Lifetime
Speaker 1: next year. The many versions of I love your impression
Speaker 1: she was when Lace came out. Oh boy, I didn't
Speaker 1: want him to see the Lace where I talked to
Speaker 1: myself from the third person and I've got to I've
Speaker 1: got to. I've got a couple of banana clips and
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tyroll tighter in my neck and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be hard to breathe soon. Lace, were you disappointed
Speaker 1: that you weren't the one that got to make Bretts
Speaker 1: and and put them in there? I just wanted to
Speaker 1: make Buretts from a bed, and uh it didn't happen.
Speaker 1: I'll kill her, kill my hands. But I like about
Speaker 1: Lace is that she's a realtor from Denver, like she
Speaker 1: works for like she tell her Williams or something like.
Speaker 1: But doesn't it kind of make you want to go
Speaker 1: to Denver the toilet like she Also I loved too
Speaker 1: how she's like, no, I gotta tell you, just really
Speaker 1: hard for me to say I looked like Rosanna ROSEANNEA Dana.
Speaker 1: It's like girl, I looked like Ron Weasley. Boy, are
Speaker 1: till like like, that's not a huge you want to talk?
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about that? Now? Let's talk
Speaker 1: about it. That was possibly one of the funniest things
Speaker 1: I've ever seen on television. With the girls hearing it,
Speaker 1: it was so cringe worthy. Yeah, Like there listen to the
Speaker 1: the show where I hit pause and I just kind
Speaker 1: of shake it off. I have to shake it off
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I get so. This is why I
Speaker 1: almost I didn't even watch. I couldn't even watch seinfeld
Speaker 1: Er Curb, Like when there's awkward moments, I get so
Speaker 1: uncomfortable and there are some moments where I just can't
Speaker 1: even And that's when during the whole something I look
Speaker 1: duggle on a bus story, which you would never say
Speaker 1: to anyone, even to yourself. H you know, points for
Speaker 1: Rosanna Dana Dana love that. I like that, but like
Speaker 1: the cutaway was sort of like like the girls downstairs
Speaker 1: are almost like, who the fuck is Rosanna Rosanna Dana?
Speaker 1: Like the disdain of like that reference. The girls were
Speaker 1: less upset about the bangs and We're like, who the
Speaker 1: funk are you talking about? It was just so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It's something you wouldn't say, and that that moment. And
Speaker 1: then when someone ever interrupted her and she rolled out
Speaker 1: just like put her head down, I thought, I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I can feel comfortable talking about her
Speaker 1: because there's something wrong. Well, then there's something wrong. Well then,
Speaker 1: which brings us to she went over to the real villain,
Speaker 1: the true demon on the show. Uh, And we know
Speaker 1: because the editors have made it like what I love
Speaker 1: about the I want to give if I could give
Speaker 1: an oscar to the editors from the like Emmy isn't
Speaker 1: even enough. I want to give an oscar to the
Speaker 1: editors of The Bachelor. They make their demon so clear,
Speaker 1: their villain Olivia. If the outtake her face the I
Speaker 1: mean because she looks so smoking hot when she's cleaned up.
Speaker 1: I mean, she her cleaned up, is ready to go.
Speaker 1: And then the way they made her look waiting to
Speaker 1: assume she was getting the first private date was the
Speaker 1: faces were we've got some We've got so torn because
Speaker 1: I want to attracted to her, but sometimes when she's
Speaker 1: nice part time, but she's she's a nice when she's
Speaker 1: with him. Well, no, now I find her completely unattractive
Speaker 1: because she's so awful. She was so god awful in
Speaker 1: this episode where I'm like, now you're just you're not
Speaker 1: even remotely attractive to me. And she's like to the
Speaker 1: t my type. And then she's got this large t
Speaker 1: rex mouth and she's a horrible human. Well, and how
Speaker 1: awful was that? Doctor Love? They all so they go
Speaker 1: to this like love doctor, which is the worst. I
Speaker 1: felt so bad. I know I would have been the
Speaker 1: girl that smelled sour shower. That was the most embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Then she doesn't even get a rod no, and and
Speaker 1: and to be like like that's my biggest nightmare, Like truly,
Speaker 1: I like I did look like a boy wizard until
Speaker 1: I was like fourteen. So then the side like I
Speaker 1: would assume I would go on a program like this,
Speaker 1: like and by the way, I can't just jog impromptu.
Speaker 1: I've got heavy boobs. I need like a lot of
Speaker 1: jog bras. It's not gonna like cute and shore no stretching.
Speaker 1: They got no time to stretch. They didn't stretch. It
Speaker 1: dangerous for your lower back in hamst And then it's
Speaker 1: like I don't want somebody sniffing my hip after I've
Speaker 1: run with my big doctor. And by the way, like,
Speaker 1: is he an extra they hired or does this guy exist?
Speaker 1: He might be the creepiest man alive. I think he's
Speaker 1: an extra. He put a suit on, he's like sniffer hip?
Speaker 1: Would you And he was like, J side, would you rather?
Speaker 1: Would you rather go on a road trip with that
Speaker 1: doctor Chris Christie or Robert Durst? You have to pick
Speaker 1: one and it's cross country, um emailing us your things.
Speaker 1: If you'd rather go on a road trip with the
Speaker 1: love doctor Chris Christie or or m Robert Durst. Either
Speaker 1: you could tweet me at art at art and marine
Speaker 1: dot com and Y M Y A R I N
Speaker 1: or at Aaron Foley comic. Or we also have an
Speaker 1: email which is um Rose podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: This is the worst question I've ever been asked. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's that doctor. I have to literally I have
Speaker 1: to say Chris Christie. I was gonna pick Robert Durst,
Speaker 1: but I realized I wouldn't make it all the way
Speaker 1: across the country. You'd also die within you'd hang yourself.
Speaker 1: It was the doctor. Yeah, he'd use the words like moist,
Speaker 1: like seventeen times in the first hour. He obviously loves
Speaker 1: the word moist. He also would say panties a lot.
Speaker 1: He'd say panties. Here's what would happen. Durst would kill you,
Speaker 1: ye doctor horrible. Yeah, you'd be on the freeway. He'd
Speaker 1: say moist. He'd begin sweating, and you take the car
Speaker 1: door and you'd roll out on the highway out. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you guys three minutes to any Peppertone, So
Speaker 1: question um And then I felt bad, Like, so you're
Speaker 1: with it's with Olivia. You know she's got they wanted
Speaker 1: to get in the bone zone. He's clearly hot for her.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's hot for her. But then you know
Speaker 1: it's this typical like breakdown of Bachelor episodes. You know,
Speaker 1: they set up the villain unfortunately. I think they were
Speaker 1: really going for the villain for Lace. But now she's
Speaker 1: so mentally unstable that she's gonna be like up in
Speaker 1: her there's a new villain in town, y'all, and she's
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I cut you off. She's gonna be what
Speaker 1: every episode, she's just gonna get more. She's gonna have
Speaker 1: a full breakdown, you know what I mean? She's going
Speaker 1: to be like that one last season or two seasons
Speaker 1: ago where the like she went off camera and they
Speaker 1: had to go find her and she had the paintball
Speaker 1: gun Ashley, She's gonna go was this this is uh,
Speaker 1: this is our lovely producer Katie who also thank god
Speaker 1: bless Katie now Ashley. Was she also because I'm late
Speaker 1: to the Bachelor game? Was she also on Bachelor in
Speaker 1: Paradise and she was the one that talked to the crabs. Yeah?
Speaker 1: I liked her. She was ready. She got into the
Speaker 1: bone zone with a guy with a puka shell necklace
Speaker 1: in the hot tup real fast, and I was like,
Speaker 1: get out a girl. That's I'm not surprised she went.
Speaker 1: She went full a wall and Lease has got potential
Speaker 1: to out crazy Ashley. I think by episode four, Lace
Speaker 1: this is gonna be in like a onesie, just like
Speaker 1: rocking back and forth with a bottle of j Acdaniel's
Speaker 1: being like I never had any meaning in my life
Speaker 1: and even like why didn't anybody ever picked Marrows? This
Speaker 1: Lace was supposed to be getting late, Ben Higgins, No
Speaker 1: you didn't. Lace wants to apologize to you, Ben Higgins.
Speaker 1: Laces sorry, Ben, Higgins. Lace didn't mean to be bad Lace.
Speaker 1: Oh Ben, it's lice again. Listen, I put it. I
Speaker 1: put a chip on your shoulder. I just I need
Speaker 1: to follow it was bad lace. She had these extra chips. No,
Speaker 1: I need to apologize again about my apology. This isn't
Speaker 1: me apologizing from about apology, Ben, it's me Lace. I
Speaker 1: think I think you you saw crazy Lace and I
Speaker 1: didn't mean for her to come out. But crazy Lace
Speaker 1: has a nice open house that she's uh, she's gonna
Speaker 1: be showing. It's a three bedroom, too bad. And the
Speaker 1: subdivision it's uh, it's adjacent to uh, it's sort of
Speaker 1: close to some good schools. And you're like Denver. Hey, Ben,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about coy palms? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so you guys get ready, we've reached adding in. Eddie
Speaker 1: up a tone. Let's see if I can make this
Speaker 1: happen calling him? Is there anything I need to do
Speaker 1: besides ring? Oh my god, it's ringing. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're ring. Tone. I think it's my alarm.
Speaker 1: That was my alarm that was to remind me, Oh
Speaker 1: my go, you didn't you? Oh my god? Your er
Speaker 1: Foley and myself Hello, friend, Hello, Hello, Gal, how's Atlanta?
Speaker 1: It is very boring here. It's boring. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: a very boring city. Are you doing My pretty Face
Speaker 1: is going to Hell? Your pretty Face is going to
Speaker 1: Hell is the name of the show. And I'm doing
Speaker 1: stand up at night, which is which is? I like
Speaker 1: doing that a lot. You know. I have a lot
Speaker 1: of downtime because of the film schedule, so I'm trying
Speaker 1: not to do crazy things on the balcony, you know.
Speaker 1: And me blame me. I got really weird, like part
Speaker 1: of me loves living in a hotel, Like I'm I
Speaker 1: really could see not really pulling a full leaving Las Vegas,
Speaker 1: but just moving into hotel. And it's almost becoming like
Speaker 1: a horder, like people would be worried about me, you know.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely, send up more little bottles and catch up.
Speaker 1: It's late in room, um, you know, I know. So
Speaker 1: it's a good thing that we've introduced you to your
Speaker 1: new hobby. Can you believe you're watching The Bachelor Eddie Pepitone, No,
Speaker 1: I can't. I was just thinking about it, and I
Speaker 1: was thinking that if it wasn't for the podcast, I
Speaker 1: would definitely after yesterday's episode, I would be out of there.
Speaker 1: There was a couple of parts of yesterday's episodes that
Speaker 1: were so bad, and the first one was Kevin Hart
Speaker 1: and ice cu was so unfunny and unnecessary. Like the
Speaker 1: first episode, it was the greatest show I've ever to me.
Speaker 1: It's like, these women are going to a priest, a
Speaker 1: very wooden priest, you know, and you know they're like
Speaker 1: and he's like, well, I really I just want to say,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate what you've done. Um, you've did very
Speaker 1: You've been very patient. Like it's like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is this ship? Eddie? And then they hire celebrity like
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart and ice Cube and they were so unfunny.
Speaker 1: And that whole segment that what did you guys think about?
Speaker 1: Segment where there is there's this it was just so well.
Speaker 1: I was watching it thinking, oh my god, Kevin Hart
Speaker 1: and ice Cube signed some contract where they have to
Speaker 1: show up for this, like clearly they don't want to
Speaker 1: be in. Yeah. I thought it broke up the episode
Speaker 1: nicely because it was it was The soundbites were so
Speaker 1: horrifying that I thought, well, like a good chicken and
Speaker 1: a crock pot too, wasn't it? Love Doctor? Just about
Speaker 1: the creepy ist purv you've ever seen? Yes, I was
Speaker 1: that now. That was like, that is a thing that
Speaker 1: everybody who watches the show goes, Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: l A yeah, exact l you know, it's funny. I was.
Speaker 1: I was at a party and and my mom always
Speaker 1: does that. She'll be like, oh, you want kale. That's
Speaker 1: so it's like, well, actually have kale all or you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Or if I want it's been
Speaker 1: around forever people, or if I asked her like balsamic vinegar,
Speaker 1: you know, she's like, oh, California. But then I brought
Speaker 1: my mom to a holiday party out here and literally
Speaker 1: a woman we were talking to who I knew, she
Speaker 1: was like, well, as you know, I got very sick.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh it was. She's like I had
Speaker 1: a rare blood disease, but I'm fine now. And she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: how did you get over it? And she looked at
Speaker 1: me and my mother and said, well, I cured myself
Speaker 1: with my magic. I'm a witch. And that's where my mom.
Speaker 1: My mom was like, yes, I'm out. I'm out. That's
Speaker 1: why you live in l A to meet witches. I
Speaker 1: carried myce blood disease with my magic. I want to
Speaker 1: know everything about I carried it with my magic. You
Speaker 1: know where you know where there's no witches most of America.
Speaker 1: We have them in Los Angele. I'm a witch. I'm
Speaker 1: a witch. Um, Eddie, you know what? Would I would
Speaker 1: love to see you be the bachelor though, Eddie? I
Speaker 1: mean if you were the bachelor. I was thinking that
Speaker 1: would be hilarious. I mean if I was in if
Speaker 1: I was in that big house and like my boxers
Speaker 1: and like a wife beater T shirt and like like
Speaker 1: stains on my wife beater and I and I have
Speaker 1: a glass of red wine, you know, and and they're
Speaker 1: all getting out on them all, and I'm just like, hello, hello, um,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't get up. You don't get up, You just
Speaker 1: tie five the women as they go by, right, just
Speaker 1: keep flipping on the channel. Also, this guy Ben So
Speaker 1: I've been like so now I'm like, you know, check
Speaker 1: you know now I'm like, okay, what the fund is
Speaker 1: this guy's bed instead? One? Interesting? Yeah? True, that's true.
Speaker 1: One nobody you know what? I like? I kind of
Speaker 1: enjoyed Lace a lot because she was the only like
Speaker 1: person who kind it was kind of it was actually
Speaker 1: chaining the first the first one because it was hilarious
Speaker 1: to to like watch her judge people, you know, Eddie,
Speaker 1: to have you be the bachelor and have girls go
Speaker 1: to a gymnasium and have to make volcanoes and your
Speaker 1: volcano explode how much the volcano explosion was and then
Speaker 1: I end up like basically blow an apple. That app
Speaker 1: so I literally was like bobbing Ben's dead. That's what
Speaker 1: it should have been. Bobbing for dicks, bobbing for dicks.
Speaker 1: Just put fucking put dildos in there. I mean, it
Speaker 1: was so bad. Teabagging, teabagging bed who can tea bag
Speaker 1: the be And do you realize that the woman that
Speaker 1: didn't grab the apple didn't she gets unpacking? I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure so do the girl who smelled sour, well, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry if you say sour, Just get off, Just get off.
Speaker 1: That was the worst she should have been liked, so
Speaker 1: horrible and scene. I'm rooting for Jubilee, and I'm worried
Speaker 1: about what happens. Did you believe in the next has
Speaker 1: I think she has a just a breakdown. It does.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look good for Jubilee, and I thought she
Speaker 1: was She's great. Did you did you enjoy? Worried about Jubilie.
Speaker 1: I worried about you, believe, because she has access to gone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: jubs is jubs is locked and loaded. And I tell
Speaker 1: you she's she's not afraid. She's not afraid. How about Eddie,
Speaker 1: the picture you slow dancing to your favorite band as
Speaker 1: a party of two. That was so hilarious to me too,
Speaker 1: you know, and it looks to be so empty, like
Speaker 1: bull of it because I know l A so like
Speaker 1: they were in this restaurant obviously, like everybody's cleared out
Speaker 1: of the restaurant, so they're just like little fucking restaurant
Speaker 1: with their meal. And to me, none of it like
Speaker 1: I thought the show was supposed to be about, you know,
Speaker 1: and I guess I could see that a little bit,
Speaker 1: like like you know, the romance, and you know, there's
Speaker 1: nothing romantic about this canting rest. There was Howard Johnson, Eddie,
Speaker 1: I've watched the show for quite a while and that
Speaker 1: and are like that to me was the weirdest. They
Speaker 1: didn't touch their food. It looked like they had some
Speaker 1: sort of the of the largest cheese burger at an
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant. It was so unromantic. The lighting was horrible.
Speaker 1: I get it like Mr. Twist from Howard Johnson. They
Speaker 1: have a lot of romantic dates. And I was like,
Speaker 1: this is like a sterile cafeteria. It felt like a
Speaker 1: movie set. Like they were just like, oh, everything's closed.
Speaker 1: It was like Boca Teppo and you gotta get you
Speaker 1: gotta get three matballs and we got the corner. We
Speaker 1: got like set it up like in the producer's son
Speaker 1: Sublett garage. It was weird. That was weird. They leave
Speaker 1: and then they leave, and then they leave it. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out where they in West l A.
Speaker 1: I think I know where the region is. Did you
Speaker 1: know where the region theater? There was downtown? They were downtown.
Speaker 1: All they were down. It didn't look like downtown because
Speaker 1: downtown usually has like some life to it. But because
Speaker 1: it looked because because no there was nobody on the street,
Speaker 1: it looks it just looks so empty. It looked like
Speaker 1: it looked like the scene of a science held that
Speaker 1: at night, you know. And then and they walked and
Speaker 1: then and then they walked at movie theater has got
Speaker 1: their name on him. And then they walk in and
Speaker 1: that fucking guy who is great. I don't know who
Speaker 1: he is. Otis Lee? He was he was really good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and and is then it's like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: love it. It was like, you know, it's like so
Speaker 1: they so anyway, It's like it's just so staged. It's
Speaker 1: there's not there's not a spontaneous moment beside these Oh
Speaker 1: and then and then all the shots of the women
Speaker 1: getting pissed off, like like all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: news anchor is the new Eagle. Yeah, she's a new villain.
Speaker 1: She's such a shame because I want to bang her
Speaker 1: so bad. Yeah, Aaron wants to get in her pants
Speaker 1: big time. God. Yeah. Well. There are some nonstage moments,
Speaker 1: like Shoshanna saying she hope she doesn't smell like cabin
Speaker 1: she hasn't had it in too weak. That was one
Speaker 1: of the best of all time. I also enjoyed Lace
Speaker 1: trying to explain her crazy behavior by going, I have
Speaker 1: a bold personality. I have very bold personality. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: followed it up with I'm a lot to handle. I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you trying to get kicked off? I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, guys. I actually teared up when they made
Speaker 1: breaths together. It was sweet. I'm trying to like get
Speaker 1: invested in any of them, and I'm just like, who
Speaker 1: are you rooting for? Are you rooting for Jubilee? I'm
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for the like show. I was just thinking,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm rooting for like some kind of natural disaster.
Speaker 1: Like I was thinking that what's going on in southern
Speaker 1: California right now? Like, do you guys know about the
Speaker 1: fucking horrific uh caslete that couldnt be stopped? Yeah? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's the word. Yeah, it's really bad for them. It
Speaker 1: is a nightmare for the environment. It's not far from
Speaker 1: us at all. And I kind of just it just
Speaker 1: got really thinking that The Bachelor, that this show would
Speaker 1: be funny if it was against the backdrop, and it is,
Speaker 1: I guess, uh, you know, against the backdrop of just
Speaker 1: that dying civilization. Yet these people are completely fucking obliviated,
Speaker 1: oblivious to oblivious to it. Like I think it would
Speaker 1: just be better if it was like a combination of like, um,
Speaker 1: I've never seen the Hunger Games, but you know something
Speaker 1: like that where it was like people had to truly survived.
Speaker 1: Like the way they make it now is like, um, oh,
Speaker 1: there's the surviving to the next round. But I would
Speaker 1: like it to be real survival. But I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: not really, I'm just like, okay, I'm trying. That's okay, Eddie.
Speaker 1: We love you, We appreciate you. I like the back
Speaker 1: drain of a methane because I think the twins have
Speaker 1: had an upbringing, real close, like a Chernobyl adjacent upbringing.
Speaker 1: I love that. Anybody that, anybody that looks Terry Cameron says,
Speaker 1: I'm not very smart. It's like, you know what, I appreciate.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the honesty of that. Well, Eddie Peppertone, we
Speaker 1: sure appreciate you, uh watching the Bastard for us, and
Speaker 1: we'll check in next week to see if you're alive. Yeah, Eddie,
Speaker 1: stay alive in Atlanta. We love you, Eddie. B you guys. Um.
Speaker 1: So all right, let's get to our true fan. So
Speaker 1: that was Eddie Peppertone. Well, you know what, I would
Speaker 1: be surprised. I would actually be surprised if Eddie Peppertone
Speaker 1: really loved The Bachelor. No, I didn't think he was.
Speaker 1: I did. You know. It's one of these things where
Speaker 1: I totally get his point, Like if you're when you're
Speaker 1: first watching it, You're just like, this is so horrible
Speaker 1: to get in though here they cross over to the
Speaker 1: dark side. You know what, it's still so early on.
Speaker 1: There's still so many girls. He will get hooked, will
Speaker 1: get he is going to get hooked. Um, okay, the twins,
Speaker 1: you know, it seems like Ben is going more for
Speaker 1: girls with like he because he's sort of a more
Speaker 1: plain Jane. He goes for the peppy girls like a Kalin.
Speaker 1: He like the flight attendants in I'm telling you she's she.
Speaker 1: I mean he took of like it's sweet that he's
Speaker 1: like giving everybody gifts, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 1: the twins started interrupt. That was the quote, Ben is
Speaker 1: the greatest bachelor on the planet of history. That's how
Speaker 1: the episode started. Ben ding Dong number one is the
Speaker 1: greatest bachelor in the planet of history. On the planet
Speaker 1: of history. How do you? I don't know, how how
Speaker 1: do they get through the day? I like that. I
Speaker 1: like that they are so honest about like we are
Speaker 1: not smart, do not like by the way that's it is.
Speaker 1: It's like, I guess I'm a twin, so I'm I'm
Speaker 1: overprotective here. But it seems like they only get through
Speaker 1: the day because one of them is looking to the
Speaker 1: left and the other one's looking to the right. I
Speaker 1: feel like they can only function together because they're they're
Speaker 1: almost it's almost inconceivable how one of those how they
Speaker 1: could function by themselves. Um. I agree that there was
Speaker 1: one with The second date was nothing but a van
Speaker 1: filled with blonds. There's a lot, He's picked a lot
Speaker 1: of blonds. A um. And I just want to say
Speaker 1: one thing about the Uh so they go this is
Speaker 1: in the first date. They go to the school and
Speaker 1: they're doing like so they did what they did the
Speaker 1: bobbing for apples and he's like, I like it. He's like,
Speaker 1: but what his quote was? His quote was the attractive
Speaker 1: thing about this date is seeing women really put themselves
Speaker 1: out there? Oh really? Or is it seeing them like
Speaker 1: tea bag and apple I mean soaking wet, tiny tank
Speaker 1: to all basically trying to prove that they can blow you.
Speaker 1: Is that that might be? What was it? I have
Speaker 1: to say those some of the activities between doctor Love,
Speaker 1: which was one of the creepiest segments I've literally ever seen.
Speaker 1: The exploding volcano. Um. Uh, you know, Becca and Tweedledee
Speaker 1: whoever she was partnered with I can't remember this time.
Speaker 1: They couldn't even find the state of Indiana. Like, listen,
Speaker 1: I get geography is hard, yea geography under pressure, even
Speaker 1: harder India. But like, and you know I'm stretching here,
Speaker 1: but parts of the country, Okay, maybe you get a
Speaker 1: little confused, do you never? I mean they literally picked Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: But anyway, which is also one of the most recognizable states.
Speaker 1: I think they took Indiana and flipped did they did?
Speaker 1: So I made it Pennsylvania. It's also like it seemed
Speaker 1: like what did the dentist win? She didn't get a day? Like,
Speaker 1: what did she win? Yeah, she got homecoming Queens and
Speaker 1: then he didn't give her the rose and then kicked
Speaker 1: her off, like and she didn't seem to get anything
Speaker 1: but a car ride with him when he was waiting
Speaker 1: like for whoever woman to come through. And she came through,
Speaker 1: you could tell her he's just like like just knife
Speaker 1: to the to his throat. And then but the other
Speaker 1: option was Amber, who's started over. It's so like and
Speaker 1: again I'm late to this parade, so I only know
Speaker 1: her from Bachelor in Paradise. If this is your third
Speaker 1: Bachelor show and you were on one like two months
Speaker 1: and she said the same thing. Ar didn't. She would
Speaker 1: literally Katie, am I right? She would literally just the
Speaker 1: whole time. She wouldn't put herself out there. She'd hold
Speaker 1: herself back and go, I just I'm just really scared.
Speaker 1: I'm really scared because I didn't get enough time with Ben.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm really scared. I'm like, jump the fuck
Speaker 1: in there again over her. I was exacted and now
Speaker 1: I'm like beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it. Now.
Speaker 1: I have to to say from last last week, we
Speaker 1: talked a lot about Boobs in the Moonlight. She got
Speaker 1: the first kiss. He kissed her first. He kissed her
Speaker 1: first because Lace gave him the first kiss. Oh did he?
Speaker 1: He kissed Bobs in the Moonlights? Is I'd say top three.
Speaker 1: Jojo is up there. I think he really likes Joan
Speaker 1: the R when he took her. Yeah, I tell you
Speaker 1: who's gonna get burned is the mom. She's fragile, of course,
Speaker 1: is fragile, her kids are little, and then making Barrett's
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm all in and I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: she's gonna You know, she's gonna last like another three
Speaker 1: weeks and he's gonna send her pack in and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be ugly. I felt fragile for her. I felt
Speaker 1: I felt touched when she started crossing I want. I
Speaker 1: got teary eyed when they would make it to see
Speaker 1: a grown man how I handle a glue gun like that.
Speaker 1: I know he's honestly like just he's not for us, no,
Speaker 1: but he's for someone. Do you know what he actually
Speaker 1: would have been for me back in the day, Because
Speaker 1: here's what I used to do. A good high school boyfriend.
Speaker 1: He's a great high school boyfriend because he's hot and
Speaker 1: he actually seems to me. I picked mianer versions of him,
Speaker 1: but like, he seems like a really nice guy. I
Speaker 1: would pick same composition, same amount of personality, but not
Speaker 1: a good guy. And I would go, no, no, they're
Speaker 1: not boring. They're just really shy. It's like, no, it's
Speaker 1: just because I wanted to get in the bones on
Speaker 1: with bones zone is just making me lud. Hey, could
Speaker 1: we talk about Becca's basketball shot? Yeah? She was. She
Speaker 1: was amazing. She was. I found her very attractive when
Speaker 1: she was I think he did too. Yeah he was,
Speaker 1: he was like jaw down, totally impressed. Now I mean,
Speaker 1: she had the sweetest shot. She can't find Indiana on
Speaker 1: a map. Listen, we can't do everything. But I found
Speaker 1: her very attractive. Yeah, I agree with you. I thought
Speaker 1: that she was killing it now Eddie Peppertone. So there
Speaker 1: was a moment in time on the date with where
Speaker 1: they went to that awful restaurant. Who was that? Was?
Speaker 1: That was very or that was a weird? I liked
Speaker 1: her though I liked Kayla, but like, let's listen to
Speaker 1: Eddie didn't care for ice Cube and Kevin Hurt. I
Speaker 1: actually found them really entertaining. I mean, I mean it
Speaker 1: was stupid, but it just felt like I liked that
Speaker 1: they were there. I liked that they were there. I
Speaker 1: like them. I liked it because it broke up a
Speaker 1: two kind of boring people who looks good in bathing
Speaker 1: and Kevin Hart just makes you laugh and ice ceps
Speaker 1: like a legend. So I kind of was all in
Speaker 1: with those two. Here's what I keep thinking, like, I
Speaker 1: look okay in a bathing suit. If I can wear
Speaker 1: like a seven foot platform heell and have a professional
Speaker 1: spray tan, that I was like altered every portion of
Speaker 1: my body, and there might be like a body stacking
Speaker 1: involved like like and I have like a really good
Speaker 1: DP that's like some kind of real professional lighting rig
Speaker 1: to these people have to walk out flat footed and
Speaker 1: just like a bathing suit brutal who looks good ice
Speaker 1: at the bathing costume. I do a full bathing I do.
Speaker 1: I basically were like a beekeeper out fit. I come
Speaker 1: out and like a beekeeper out fit, like a has
Speaker 1: Matt suit, and I'd get into that that jankie hot
Speaker 1: tub deep in the valley. So I wanted more from
Speaker 1: the hot tub story. I wanted. I wanted so much
Speaker 1: more with a hot tub. And the thing is, okay,
Speaker 1: let's just break this down. Really, I know you've seen enough.
Speaker 1: You've seen enough. I'm in Katie sell In. Katie's all in.
Speaker 1: These dates are usually in like really romantic, beautiful spots.
Speaker 1: Right now now they're they're cutting costs and they're having
Speaker 1: the first couple of weeks now and every show it
Speaker 1: seems like in l A it feels very cheap. But
Speaker 1: that date was one of and I liked her, but
Speaker 1: I think that was one of the worst states I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. I was it was like
Speaker 1: it was it was like it was not between them.
Speaker 1: The settings were bizarre cold. I was concerned for her.
Speaker 1: The only saving grace was that awkward concert at the end.
Speaker 1: If they didn't get that between like Kevin Hart and
Speaker 1: nice Cube, that's fun and cool, but you're not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to interact. Then you're in a hot tub
Speaker 1: in a store. You're in a sting the day with
Speaker 1: that lighting and a fluorescent lighting. Then you're at Then
Speaker 1: you're at like the where the weight staff of of
Speaker 1: bucativepo eats like you're not even in the real restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's where like the bus boys eat before they serve
Speaker 1: you so bad, like they're basically like, my buddy is
Speaker 1: the gm at. We can't get you into the actual restaurant,
Speaker 1: but we can serve before you before you get you
Speaker 1: in the foyer where like the bus and then and
Speaker 1: then oh my god, she didn't take it. She barely
Speaker 1: took a sip of the wine. I would have been chugging,
Speaker 1: like at least romantic place you could. I just I
Speaker 1: don't think he has you know, the last season he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not lovable or whatever. I think he's just got
Speaker 1: like a I think he's just just so like I
Speaker 1: think He has a notion of romance, but I think
Speaker 1: at his core it's he's He's like, there's a sweetness,
Speaker 1: but there's not, like I know romance. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I can stick it in and do this when
Speaker 1: that's why somebody like Nick, who's a dirty dog. He
Speaker 1: knows how to like make it happen. You know what,
Speaker 1: I never thought I would take Nick Overbama. The more
Speaker 1: time I spend with Nick, the more I'm bad on
Speaker 1: the more I'm like, where's your dirty friend who loves
Speaker 1: a Fisherman sweater? Where's your dirty friends sweater? Clatter ring
Speaker 1: Flaska whiskey and his boot I'll take you clattering, lots
Speaker 1: of friendship bracelets stacked off, lots of friendship bracelets. Here's
Speaker 1: so inkles or anything we're missing? You know what, I'm
Speaker 1: not afraid of Eddie's I'm I am. There's gonna be
Speaker 1: a moment where Eddie's cracked. He can't hate it for
Speaker 1: the entire it's new to him. He's it's new to him.
Speaker 1: I'm looking through my notes, Um, yeah, I mean who
Speaker 1: do who? Do we think came out on top? We
Speaker 1: didn't really discuss how much Olivia's face can we just
Speaker 1: discuss the editing the faces Olivia was making when she
Speaker 1: thought she was going to be picked as the and
Speaker 1: she thought she was gonna be the single date. It's like,
Speaker 1: and we gotta post those photos we both took snap.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we we will post them on at artam
Speaker 1: Marina on Twitter at Aaron fully comic. Um uh, the faces,
Speaker 1: like because she cleaned up so beautifully and she seems
Speaker 1: like such a cool cucumber, Like she seems so she's
Speaker 1: a boiling mess, don't you think. But then like what
Speaker 1: comes out what they capture with the cameras that she
Speaker 1: can't help, like the operating system is crazy. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a great way to put it. Like she can't leaks
Speaker 1: out of the side of her neck. She is OS
Speaker 1: nine crazy, that's what she is. Yes, yes, you know
Speaker 1: there's something Well, first of all, we we're talking, can't
Speaker 1: you were talking before? Really quick? That it's it's the
Speaker 1: worst quality in someone man, man or female. But I
Speaker 1: hold women, you know, on a higher platform is to
Speaker 1: make someone else feel uncomfortable. And she's like the queen
Speaker 1: of making other people people feel uncomfortable. And that's why,
Speaker 1: you know what if she walked up to me right now,
Speaker 1: and she's like, let's do this. I'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a pass, really no, but I would pause, pause,
Speaker 1: you know what, You'd feel bad about it for second.
Speaker 1: I feel bad. The next morning, I feel bad about it.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing we're gonna get. It's gonna get. You
Speaker 1: better make out with her soon because the more episode three,
Speaker 1: see that where she's going to get she's running from
Speaker 1: the inside but the outside. Do you think she has
Speaker 1: a nose job. She's perfect. The teeth, the teeth on
Speaker 1: that woman. I'm like, yeah, I mean the thing is
Speaker 1: that's that's what it is. It's like there's some side shots,
Speaker 1: like because she was if she was like a good egg,
Speaker 1: she'd be like the most attractive person in the world.
Speaker 1: She's adorable. She's the worst. And you know, and she
Speaker 1: also has styled because there's other girls getting sent home
Speaker 1: and like and like you know, dynasty gowns, and she's
Speaker 1: actually she's actually got like a cool you know, she's cool.
Speaker 1: We've got some sacks. We got women that spell sour.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. At least you didn't have your cab.
Speaker 1: I wanted Amber to go home. Cabbage is still there.
Speaker 1: It's so I'd like to Cabbage a little bit more
Speaker 1: because she was like I came over here with her bucks,
Speaker 1: like I can roll with her. Well, that was the
Speaker 1: first time we actually found that she can speak she
Speaker 1: can't speak English. Yeah, I don't know. That's one of
Speaker 1: the most bizarre castings. Yeah. I think the producers just
Speaker 1: thought to be funny. Basically they need to keep her
Speaker 1: for one more episode. Like all they wanted was that
Speaker 1: first intro of like got your girl, and he's still
Speaker 1: picked her. What do you think? What do you think
Speaker 1: is gonna happen with you? Believe? What's gonna happen with you? Believe? Katie?
Speaker 1: I'm worried about Jubilee. How did how do you get
Speaker 1: through war? But you can't through get through an episode
Speaker 1: three of the Batchel Katie? When can you come join
Speaker 1: us for one second? I don't know as we wrap
Speaker 1: the here, what's going to happen before this? Is Katie
Speaker 1: coming over? No worries, Katie Levine, Yes, this is our
Speaker 1: one of our producers here, nuriced Katie. You love The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I do. I've been watching it since high school, since
Speaker 1: the beginning with Trish and Oh my god, what was
Speaker 1: his name, Ryan or something? Yeah, now, um, who do
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna win? I I kind of like
Speaker 1: Lauren b, the the flight attendant. Yeah, she's adorable and
Speaker 1: they really have a thing. I like Jojo. I like
Speaker 1: Jojo too. I like Jojo. I think our top five?
Speaker 1: What are top five? I think boobs in the Boots
Speaker 1: in the Moonlight, the Moment, the dark Horse. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: friend and I make bets, so I have like Jennifer.
Speaker 1: I put Jennifer Lauren B. I put Olivia because it's
Speaker 1: not who I want, it's just who I can, maybe
Speaker 1: even regrettingly put a twin last time. I regret putting
Speaker 1: that on. I think I put Kayla, and then I
Speaker 1: also put Jubilee. I think Jubilee is gonna go far,
Speaker 1: which he really likes her. I like her too. I
Speaker 1: meant to the Jube Listen, you know, things get rough
Speaker 1: out there. I'm taking Jubs. Jube's can get me out
Speaker 1: of a lot of jams. Um, what do you think
Speaker 1: happens to Jubes next next? I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: it's not going to be as exciting as they make
Speaker 1: They always make it out, like remember with who was
Speaker 1: it was Chris Souls when they were like going on
Speaker 1: the camping trip and they made it seem like someone
Speaker 1: like the best sucked in the tent and then of
Speaker 1: course like nobody fucked on the tent, like it was
Speaker 1: the virgin somebody in there, but it was a virgin
Speaker 1: that went in there, so they just made out. It
Speaker 1: was too Yeah, please, um, do you think when you
Speaker 1: look at Becca? Oh, Becca was on my top five,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't Kyla. Was Becca Sbecca? Do you I
Speaker 1: mean did Becca? Did she have sex yet? Is she
Speaker 1: a virgin? I don't know her. She didn't feel like
Speaker 1: a virgin. And she feels a little bit more sassy
Speaker 1: that she feels like maybe I thought she was wearing
Speaker 1: her marriage. Maybe she's just I think she got banged.
Speaker 1: I think she's a lot looser on camera. She feels like,
Speaker 1: I mean, she got the bones one. I think she
Speaker 1: got the bones. She got in the hashtag bone Zone,
Speaker 1: hashtag Rose podcast last season when she was really good
Speaker 1: at shooting the guns and she's like, oh, I've never
Speaker 1: done this before, and they were just like what they
Speaker 1: exactly She's really good at gonna be like the basketball
Speaker 1: because she was really good you know that she's gonna
Speaker 1: be when she does get into the bone zone. Nail,
Speaker 1: she's got a nail. I think she's been in the
Speaker 1: bones zone. She's a virgin Christmas season, right. Ben seems
Speaker 1: like somebody that would really respond to a virgin too.
Speaker 1: He's just soft. He seems very boring that he's so
Speaker 1: knock He's not going to throw you around the bedroom.
Speaker 1: You have sex with them, it's like an awkward handshake.
Speaker 1: You're just like, what, thank you very much? May I
Speaker 1: squeeze your left it um? And like he's he really
Speaker 1: and he was saying that I had that note down.
Speaker 1: He talks to the women like a therapist, Like he
Speaker 1: said it was like a priest at the print. Yeah
Speaker 1: it really. I'm all in though, I find you know, honestly,
Speaker 1: what really bothered me the most about and I like,
Speaker 1: I really thoroughly enjoyed myself. I was, you know, you
Speaker 1: just don't like to see these women so dumb. I
Speaker 1: mean it was a real dumb episode. And those those
Speaker 1: those twins are killing me. I want them both all.
Speaker 1: It does also feel coming off of last year, coming
Speaker 1: off of like the Ireland episodes, it felt a little cheap,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It was like so weirdly
Speaker 1: chip felt cheap, but it did that last year, Remember
Speaker 1: they went to the Alamo. Like the last year, they
Speaker 1: kept staying in the country. My friend and I had
Speaker 1: a guess that, like someone couldn't leave the country. We
Speaker 1: had a whole guess and we were like because because
Speaker 1: they usually, I mean they go to like Europe or
Speaker 1: like Bali right away, Syria day too. Last year it
Speaker 1: was just like and then they went to like Deadwood,
Speaker 1: which I mean it was cool in the bad Lands forever.
Speaker 1: When they he left them in the bad Lands and
Speaker 1: he left last episode, I said that was the greatest
Speaker 1: moment in Bachelor history when he left Gypsy Princess from
Speaker 1: Jersey and crazy Pants, and it was. It was one
Speaker 1: of one of the best things I've ever seen. These
Speaker 1: two absolute idiots crying in a canyon and he pulls
Speaker 1: off in a helicopter. Like what was her name, the
Speaker 1: crazy one who had the husband that she like clearly murdered. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the husband's name was like Amper sand telephone dropped out
Speaker 1: on she was like, she talked very theatrical. God, she
Speaker 1: she was like, would make your skin Go back and
Speaker 1: watch that season's the Farmer I watch it was like
Speaker 1: the season Rebecca was the rest. I'll watch it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna watch him. I forget her name that she was
Speaker 1: the worst. She was one of the absolute worst. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to watch it. She was just awful, murdered
Speaker 1: her husband overall. Now does it matter to us that
Speaker 1: we have a boring Bachelor? Does it make it more boring? Boring?
Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter, doesn't matter. No, I mean most
Speaker 1: of them are boring. To be honest, you know, I
Speaker 1: always yeah, I always say, you know to me. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I prefer the Bachelors because the women are all like
Speaker 1: you know, batch it crazy and they're just more dynamic
Speaker 1: and interesting and there's more drama. Yeah, so I think
Speaker 1: you know, those crazy pants Times twenty makes it up
Speaker 1: for Ben's. You know, did you watch the Bachelor at left?
Speaker 1: It was amazing. I like I like the men getting
Speaker 1: Caddy though. I like them though, like Sean, you know,
Speaker 1: the snaw's got so catty last year one. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: got well and I thought, well, he's getting himself. If
Speaker 1: he thinks he looks like Ryan, Ryan, he's out of
Speaker 1: his mind. Boyd face. I did like them together. I
Speaker 1: like them. I like them but I was I was
Speaker 1: team Nick. I was team Nicktoe. I thought they had
Speaker 1: a real like there's like something there, they had smoke
Speaker 1: in chemistry. I just I literally was thoroughly convinced they
Speaker 1: wouldn't bring Nick back for the eighteenth time unless it
Speaker 1: came together. I was shocked. Still, I was honestly sure
Speaker 1: that he came back. Nick must have had a massive
Speaker 1: howk like his chemist because he's not that betting is
Speaker 1: a huge seen him recently though, Like my friend sent
Speaker 1: me his Instagram and he's been working out, and um,
Speaker 1: does he look good or bad? He looks great? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I look at his instagram a very gay shot that
Speaker 1: he's posting. No, it's like photos of him when I'm
Speaker 1: like straight, that would be the guy I would go for.
Speaker 1: So tacky though, like the see I liked him more
Speaker 1: when he wasn't that I'm not in like, I'm not
Speaker 1: in the crazy because he like now trying to Maybe
Speaker 1: he's trying to, like I like the other one better
Speaker 1: feels like he's like yeah, yeah, he's I don't know,
Speaker 1: I liked him. Do you maybe that's cute? That's cute,
Speaker 1: that's better. Do you think that Eddie is going to
Speaker 1: come around. I think he'll never fully like it, but
Speaker 1: he'll be into it, like he'll like, yeah, he'll somebody.
Speaker 1: You can't help it, No, you can't. Like It's like
Speaker 1: if my boyfriend when it's on, he like will end
Speaker 1: up watching it. Like my friend was over last night
Speaker 1: and he was like in the room and he's like
Speaker 1: coming going, but then he's just like sitting there getting
Speaker 1: into it and like talking about it. It's because it's
Speaker 1: like it's impossible. Not so what is Olivia gonna do
Speaker 1: that Ben is going to figure out that she sucks?
Speaker 1: I think open her mouth more. I mean just physically.
Speaker 1: I think the girls will say stuff and he'll believe
Speaker 1: the other girls. He seems like the type that would.
Speaker 1: Although then then Joe's start crying and then he will
Speaker 1: just be like, oh, I'm sorry, I love you. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know which was Remember last week
Speaker 1: in the like next week on someone got punched. Remember
Speaker 1: they kept showing like someone had like a black eye,
Speaker 1: like this season on, so like one of them punches
Speaker 1: somebody that's so excited, I can't wait for the punch now,
Speaker 1: you guys um next week apparently we may have on
Speaker 1: Dana Gould's daughters who are eleven and thirteen and are
Speaker 1: huge Bachelor fans. They've gotten permission to come on. They
Speaker 1: want to come talk about it. They've seen they love
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. Um, Katie, thank you, Hannah has our rather
Speaker 1: producer Mark Rivers for making our theme song. Do you
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