Speaker 1: From Los Angeles, PHP one and only, world famous Perez Hilton. Hi, guys,
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Speaker 1: That didn't work, but I feel what you're trying to say.
Speaker 2: High high highlights.
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Speaker 2: Actually, I'll make a request. Oh my god, I randomly
Speaker 2: saw one of our I love watching or listening to
Speaker 2: our old clips, and I saw this one clip where
Speaker 2: we were talking about me hating uncircumcised penis, and I
Speaker 2: could not stop laughing. Well, we need to we need
Speaker 2: to revisit.
Speaker 1: You can give me a date and when that aired,
Speaker 1: I'll go pluck it and I'll put it on this
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Speaker 1: some stuff that maybe you forgot about. And since this
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Speaker 1: A little bit of a replay for you guys.
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Speaker 1: I Happy Kwanza motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: You know what I hate? Uncircumcised penis.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna get anywhere, but I would
Speaker 1: think I would hate them too if I was a girl.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. I think I would
Speaker 1: be freaked out by an uncircumcised penis. I think I
Speaker 1: would not.
Speaker 2: I'm not even joking. I really am not a fan.
Speaker 1: Does it freak you out? You see it? It's got
Speaker 1: that turtle neck doesn't eat.
Speaker 2: I just I don't like it. I just don't. It's
Speaker 2: just a preference, just purely aesthetic and how it feels
Speaker 2: and tastes and everything.
Speaker 1: Now tastes difference. Well, yeah, if it is it salty.
Speaker 2: Er, well yes, if you guys, if that person doesn't
Speaker 2: take good care of clean.
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Was there anything else you wanted to add? Because you
Speaker 2: made some reference. Somebody said some prized Easter eggs have
Speaker 2: dropped in anticipation of Tay's new album. What are your
Speaker 2: thoughts on them? And are you looking forward to her album?
Speaker 2: And you responded with something.
Speaker 1: It's just the whole easter egg thing, Like, it's just
Speaker 1: what are we fucking nine? Tell me your favorite color,
Speaker 1: tell me your favorite number. We're going to hide secret messages.
Speaker 2: Why are you being a joy kill? It's for the
Speaker 2: people who want it.
Speaker 1: It's not for you, I know, but it's just soap opera.
Speaker 1: And I'm just because it's a little easter egg. It's
Speaker 1: a little thing that's a call back to this. It's
Speaker 1: a magical door that opens if you fucking have the spell.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just come on, I love I think
Speaker 1: it's great. Okay, well you love it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't have to. It's not for you.
Speaker 1: Everything's for me. I like the music too. I just
Speaker 1: think it's a little much with all of the here's
Speaker 1: another easter egg. Here's another little hidden message. Here's some
Speaker 1: code that I sent my fans. What is this, Harry
Speaker 1: fucking Potter.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the best way to just end this.
Speaker 2: Do the Easter eggs take away from your enjoyment of
Speaker 2: the music? How why?
Speaker 1: Because it's all this goofiness.
Speaker 2: You don't have to participate in it.
Speaker 1: I'm not participating. I'm just telling you I don't like it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't take away from your enjoyment of the music.
Speaker 1: It does because everything is like a silly little like
Speaker 1: I'm nine and I'm playing.
Speaker 2: You don't have to engage.
Speaker 1: If everybody's putting it in front of me all the time,
Speaker 1: I do it. The person on the message board put
Speaker 1: it out there. Ask me a question. I gave you
Speaker 1: a response.
Speaker 2: You're ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Why can't you handle my answer?
Speaker 2: If it makes no sense?
Speaker 1: It makes total sense. Everything I just said makes sense.
Speaker 1: Everybody feel free to call in or go on the
Speaker 1: message board and tell m ow it makes sense.
Speaker 2: Here's the perfect example.
Speaker 1: There is no perfect example. This is my opinion.
Speaker 2: Let me say, you know Madonna my favorite artist of
Speaker 2: all time. Let's say it was nineteen ninety peak Madonna,
Speaker 2: and let's say she released the worst music video for
Speaker 2: Vogue or Like a Prayer or whatever. I could still
Speaker 2: love the song and hate the music video, and it
Speaker 2: won't detract from my enjoyment of the song.
Speaker 1: I still like the songs.
Speaker 2: Okay, it doesn't take away from your enjoyment of the music.
Speaker 2: You prove my point, thank you. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Okay. Fine. I don't know how I prove the point.
Speaker 1: I just find it silly.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine. It's not for you.
Speaker 1: It may not be for me. I'm just telling you
Speaker 1: it's not for me.
Speaker 2: That's right, fabulous, Great, it's for me, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 3: You're nine replay.
Speaker 2: Okay. I found myself in the middle of all of this,
Speaker 2: and I'm being very sincere here. I wish and would
Speaker 2: rather not have. I wish and would rather that instead
Speaker 2: of people being angry with me, that they would be
Speaker 2: able to let me move on and acknowledge that, yes,
Speaker 2: that's who I used to be, that person that they're
Speaker 2: upset at, but that's not who I am anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, But could those people just be looking at it like, look, press,
Speaker 1: the damage is done. It'd be better if you just,
Speaker 1: if you truly cared about Brittany, don't talk about it.
Speaker 2: I can't. It's it's my job.
Speaker 1: No, no, just say my website will cover it. But
Speaker 1: I'll step away because I've done the damage. Why wouldn't
Speaker 1: you just do that? And I think people are more
Speaker 1: upset that you've inserted yourself into this. You're doing press
Speaker 1: because of this, you're a lot of this stuff. You're
Speaker 1: generating more revenue over this. I think that's the point
Speaker 1: of view some people are taking, and there's just dumb
Speaker 1: people that just want to be online and call you names,
Speaker 1: because that's what the internet is for calling people names.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is you could take yourself out of it.
Speaker 1: All you would have to say is no, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do press. I've done enough damage because
Speaker 1: obviously I don't think me other people. That's your opinion.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you other people. Other people would say, why
Speaker 1: don't you just step If you truly cared about her,
Speaker 1: why don't you just step away from it and say, hey,
Speaker 1: look my website and the people I pay, they're going
Speaker 1: to handle the news aspect of it. I'm going to
Speaker 1: stay out of it. That would take yourself out of it.
Speaker 2: Because I don't think I've been doing things in a
Speaker 2: hurtful way. When I've been doing press over the last
Speaker 2: few days.
Speaker 1: Hurtful to you or hurtful to the fans. It's hurtful
Speaker 1: to some of the fans because they feel that you've
Speaker 1: been horrible towards her, and even though your behavior may
Speaker 1: have changed, and those same fans, those fans that are
Speaker 1: upset at me because I'm doing press, are also upset at.
Speaker 2: Justin Timberlake because he tweeted a message of support for
Speaker 2: Britney Spears. Right, do you think those fans should be
Speaker 2: upset at Britney's at justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1: Press. You know what I think of those fans. I
Speaker 1: think they're the dumbest people on planning Earth. And you've
Speaker 1: heard me say this before. Those aren't fans, These aren't
Speaker 1: people that have her well being in mind. I want
Speaker 1: you to get through the news because I do have
Speaker 1: my two cents on this. But I'm just asking you.
Speaker 1: I I are getting off of the question.
Speaker 2: Okay, I will, I will answer your question. The reason
Speaker 2: I'm doing I have done press is because I view
Speaker 2: it like I truly don't think I'm hurting anybody, and
Speaker 2: no matter what I do, I lose. I think it
Speaker 2: was important for me to do because I keep hearing oh,
Speaker 2: or like seeing the media. Oh, Perez is long over
Speaker 2: do apology. Oh, he's finally apologizing. So it's important for
Speaker 2: me to do this and to keep apologizing because clearly
Speaker 2: people haven't heard it, or they haven't heard it enough,
Speaker 2: or they need to hear it again. That's one thing,
Speaker 2: and another thing. These people that are hurt or upset,
Speaker 2: no matter what I do, they will be upset at me.
Speaker 2: If I gave away every single dollar that I have earned,
Speaker 2: they would still be like, that's not enough. They would
Speaker 2: still be upset at me. So I don't see how
Speaker 2: going on a TV show and apologizing.
Speaker 1: They I think that they think that you're profiting off
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 2: Stilly. I'm not getting paid for those interviews. I'm using
Speaker 2: it as an opportunity to apologize again because it's important
Speaker 2: and that needs to be done because clearly people haven't
Speaker 2: heard it like I said, or they want to hear
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: I think it's the business aspect of it that you're generating.
Speaker 1: But if people if there's more eyes on your Instagram,
Speaker 1: but there's more eyes on your Twitter, if you're trending.
Speaker 2: My Instagram is not monetized. My Twitter is not monetized.
Speaker 2: I have a tip jar on Twitter. Right, if you
Speaker 2: see a single tip over last week, that's funny. I'm
Speaker 2: not directly profiting from this.
Speaker 1: All right. Look, there's that point of view that needs
Speaker 1: to be said because I read that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't agree with that point of view.
Speaker 1: No one's asking you to. I'm just asking why you
Speaker 1: don't just say, you know, what. I'm stepping away from
Speaker 1: the story because I do agree I have caused damage.
Speaker 1: I'm apologizing for the last time, but my website will
Speaker 1: cover it. I'm not gonna her name is not going
Speaker 1: to be on my tongue anymore because I feel weird
Speaker 1: about this.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think me talking about Britney Spears is
Speaker 2: causing damage. I don't let's do this. I don't disagree
Speaker 2: with you at all. I who care?
Speaker 1: Once again, I don't care what those dopes think. Most
Speaker 1: of those people are dopes.
Speaker 2: Well there, did I directly answer your question?
Speaker 1: I asked you answered all right. By the way, this
Speaker 1: isn't me telling you you should do that. I'm asking
Speaker 1: you why you don't. I've read this, like, why don't
Speaker 1: you just do that?
Speaker 2: Haven't you seen all the articles or all the people
Speaker 2: like me trending on Twitter? It's like, oh, he's apologizing. Now.
Speaker 2: I've been apologizing for years and years and in writing
Speaker 2: on my website, in my memoir, on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Okay, but they're not paying attention to you, Like at
Speaker 1: one point they decided that they didn't like you, and
Speaker 1: they're like, I don't follow you. Now there's this new
Speaker 1: story and they're like why is he interjected into this story?
Speaker 1: And then they're just pissed all over again because once
Speaker 1: again they're dopes.
Speaker 2: Well not even dopes, like a lot of journalists and
Speaker 2: important blue check mark people.
Speaker 1: Whereas that is their business, it's commerce. It's them writing
Speaker 1: articles and stories and getting hits, and it's all business. Brittany,
Speaker 1: his T shirt is business. It's all business.
Speaker 2: I think one of the reasons why I was getting
Speaker 2: like accountability and even a dislike of me, holding me
Speaker 2: account responsible, blaming me. All of that is fine, but
Speaker 2: the reason I also, I think I got such intense hate.
Speaker 2: People told me to kill myself, and the dumb jokes
Speaker 2: or jokes mocking my physical appearance and all of that.
Speaker 2: People want a villain, and they want somebody to blame,
Speaker 2: you know, whether it be her father, although everybody already
Speaker 2: blamed the dad for a while. Now I'm the new
Speaker 2: person to blame because I really wasn't featured heavily in
Speaker 2: that Framing Britney Spears documentary, and because you know, instead
Speaker 2: of blaming the media or blaming the paparazzi, they can
Speaker 2: blame me an individual. Although I do find it interesting also,
Speaker 2: like you know, Harvey Levin is an individual, and I
Speaker 2: would say he's.
Speaker 1: His website's not called Harvey Levin dot com. It's called TMZ.
Speaker 2: That's just you know, yeah, but he's the face of
Speaker 2: it on the TV.
Speaker 1: You are the name and the source of We're going
Speaker 1: back to the salacious times of at the beginning of
Speaker 1: all this, when you were the guy and your name
Speaker 1: is well, I agree, but your name is the website
Speaker 1: that was the number one offender.
Speaker 2: I would say TMZ was equal.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, did TMZ call Britney names? That's the point.
Speaker 2: They had the paparazzi outside her house camped there. They
Speaker 2: were reporting all of these things. They were creating the
Speaker 2: narrative or whatever it is. I would say that TMZ.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not saying that because they did that,
Speaker 2: I'm any less culpable. I'm not saying that either. So
Speaker 2: we'll get into the specifics of what she said. But
Speaker 2: I'm curious to hear your take right at the top.
Speaker 1: Oh, you want to hear it, okay.
Speaker 2: Because I've been texting you over the last week and
Speaker 2: I'm shocked.
Speaker 1: I kind of got the feeling you wanted me to
Speaker 1: save it for the show, so I did.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm a little bit shocked over some of the
Speaker 2: things you told me, So why don't you tell everybody
Speaker 2: what you're thinking.
Speaker 1: I don't recall any of the things that but all right,
Speaker 1: as I say.
Speaker 2: Here, here's what. Here's the big thing that's reverberated in
Speaker 2: my mind that you said, which is you said you
Speaker 2: don't know if you believe Britney spears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can address that in what I'll say. There's
Speaker 1: two ways to come at this front. Okay, if you
Speaker 1: would like me to start from the compassionate side, I'll
Speaker 1: start there.
Speaker 2: Or if you will however you want.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me start from a place of compassion. Mental
Speaker 1: illness is a strange baskin Robbin's of different flavors and
Speaker 1: things that can happen to an individual. Your reality looks
Speaker 1: different to different people. I don't know, because I'm not
Speaker 1: a doctor, nor is any other dipshit that's been commenting
Speaker 1: on this and saying she should be this and she
Speaker 1: should do that. Nobody knows because one thing I learned
Speaker 1: from that we don't have an answer to what is
Speaker 1: she quote suffering from? Why is she in a conservatorship? Like?
Speaker 1: Why is she there? That's the big underlying question.
Speaker 2: Remember, one of the things that was unearthed in that
Speaker 2: Framing Britney Spears documentary is that when initially filing the
Speaker 2: paperwork for the conservatorship, her father thirteen years ago claimed dementia.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's one thing, though, pe us, that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that that's all she suffers from. And by the way
Speaker 1: back to Baskin Robbins, there's thirty two different flavors of
Speaker 1: that as well. My point of view is, no matter
Speaker 1: what is going on, her words and what she said,
Speaker 1: whether they be truthful, skewed, whatever they are, that is
Speaker 1: her reality. And that's sad. It's really sad. The things
Speaker 1: that she had to say were very sad. I don't
Speaker 1: know how much of that's based in reality. I'm not
Speaker 1: a doctor. I have no idea. I can't dice that.
Speaker 1: I couldn't possibly do that, nor could anyone that's speaking
Speaker 1: on any of this. They don't know what's going on
Speaker 1: in her head. Just because they heard some words come
Speaker 1: out of her mouth doesn't make everything she said reality.
Speaker 1: It just makes it her reality. And her reality to
Speaker 1: me was sad and I felt badly. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: if half of this is true as laid out, then
Speaker 1: this sucks. This really sucks because that's what she thinks.
Speaker 1: And God, you'd hate to see any human go through that.
Speaker 1: So that's one side of it. The other side of
Speaker 1: it is, you know, when you're talking about mental illness
Speaker 1: and people, and I, once again, I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's what we're talking about it because no one has
Speaker 1: come out and said exactly what it is except for
Speaker 1: that a period of dementia in a fucking documentary that
Speaker 1: was made to make money. I don't know what to
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: believe from that. I don't know, is what I'll say.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But with mentally ill people, and if
Speaker 1: you know anybody that has mental illness, or if you've
Speaker 1: been around families that have it, people can be lucid
Speaker 1: and they could be seemingly fine one minute and then
Speaker 1: the next minute they burn down the house or their home, gym,
Speaker 1: or they do other things that could possibly hurt themselves.
Speaker 1: There's one point three million people in our country that
Speaker 1: are in some sort of conservatorship right now. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's one point three million people that have some
Speaker 1: crazy family that wants to hold them down. I think
Speaker 1: it's probably more likely it's one point three million people
Speaker 1: that are worried about someone's well being. At the end
Speaker 1: of the day. That's it. That's all I have, That's
Speaker 1: all anyone has, because nobody knows. Just because she spoke,
Speaker 1: it just made me feel really badly for that girl.
Speaker 1: That's it. Buy a T shirt. It's what I always say,
Speaker 1: because you don't know. All these dopes running around are
Speaker 1: fucking morons. Nobody knows. None of you know, because no
Speaker 1: one has come out and told us. I don't know
Speaker 1: what help she needs. Do I think she should just
Speaker 1: be running around if she could possibly hurt herself. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's a good idea or either. I
Speaker 1: think a judge and some professionals will have to dice
Speaker 1: that up. The rest of us, we're just talking to talk.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's what I think.
Speaker 2: Well, she herself in court.
Speaker 1: Do you understand that her reality may not actually be reality.
Speaker 1: I'm just asking you to just to maybe accept that
Speaker 1: that could be a thing that her reality. So you
Speaker 1: believe every word?
Speaker 2: Okay, I believe?
Speaker 1: Then why is she in a conservative Her dad doesn't
Speaker 1: live with her.
Speaker 2: A few reasons why? To be honest, well, I can
Speaker 2: acknowledge that, maybe not everything, but I do believe that
Speaker 2: almost everything she's say that is true.
Speaker 1: If not everything, I think that is a silly point
Speaker 1: of view because you don't know what her diagnosis is.
Speaker 1: You have no clue. You are guessing, and your doctor
Speaker 1: prez Is saying, well, you know, she said she's okay,
Speaker 1: she's okay. You know how many mentally ill people think
Speaker 1: they're okay. And I'm not saying she's not, because once again,
Speaker 1: I don't know either. But I gotta say this wasn't
Speaker 1: like her family put her in cuffs and stuck her
Speaker 1: in a corner. There's medical professionals, there's judges. There are
Speaker 1: people that do this for a living that decided, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe for her best well being, this is the best idea.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's all I know. And everything else is just you're
Speaker 1: just guessing. You're not a doctor.
Speaker 2: The system failed, Britney spears, her lawyer failed. Britney spears,
Speaker 2: that judge failed. Britney spears why Britney said herself, For
Speaker 2: first of all, it's one thing to watch a documentary
Speaker 2: and read an article. Because before the court hearing the
Speaker 2: day before, the New York Times really this explosive report
Speaker 2: where somebody somebody leaked them all this private information about
Speaker 2: Brittany's case. It's one thing to read or see something,
Speaker 2: but to hear Brittany in her own records.
Speaker 1: You're not a fucking doctor, all right. Let your doctor
Speaker 1: shipshit if you think that. That is the fucking reality.
Speaker 1: The only person you should listen to is a doctor,
Speaker 1: and I'm not even one of those. You can't assess this.
Speaker 1: You're not qualified.
Speaker 2: Let me finish, Okay, let me finish. This is silly
Speaker 2: hearing her. It really was eye opening because I believe her,
Speaker 2: and also what she said is backed up by facts.
Speaker 2: She showed up in court and this has been proven.
Speaker 2: In twenty nineteen and asked for changes to be made
Speaker 2: to her conservatorship and nothing happened. She's been wanting to
Speaker 2: get out of this conservatorship for a while. She also
Speaker 2: revealed that her lawyer, who is a court appointed lawyer
Speaker 2: or did not tell her that she could file a petition.
Speaker 1: Does that make that the truth? Do you actually believe
Speaker 1: that no one along this way said, hey, you know
Speaker 1: you could just file a petition to get out of this.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, Honestly, I didn't know that. Do
Speaker 1: you actually buy that because I don't. I don't buy it.
Speaker 2: I do buy it, I do. Okay, That to.
Speaker 1: Me is a sign that you shouldn't be talking about
Speaker 1: this that much because you don't have any backstory other
Speaker 1: than what just came out of You don't.
Speaker 2: Know anything either to not believe her.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, you finally said it. I don't
Speaker 1: know anything either either.
Speaker 2: Do you You know you're saying you don't believe her.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Stop right there, I'm saying I don't know. No, literally,
Speaker 1: I sent her a reality may not be the reality
Speaker 1: that is actually present.
Speaker 2: Trying tote you literally a minute and a minute and
Speaker 2: a half ago, you said, I don't believe that she'd
Speaker 2: never been told that she could get.
Speaker 1: Rid Oh that part. No, I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: Okay, but go ahead, you said.
Speaker 1: Prove it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I said that.
Speaker 1: I thought you were saying, I don't believe.
Speaker 2: Her.
Speaker 1: Reality is her reality. I believe she believes every piece
Speaker 1: of that, whether it's true or not. I'm just going
Speaker 1: to say I don't know. I'm not saying for fact
Speaker 1: that you are. You're going I believe her. I'm saying
Speaker 1: you should stop because you don't know.
Speaker 2: Let me fink. Okay, so let me let me go on.
Speaker 2: I think if she's describing her reality, if she is
Speaker 2: describing this experience as abuse, which she did, and traumatizing,
Speaker 2: then I think serious changes need to be made because
Speaker 2: a person should not live that way. Could you agree
Speaker 2: on that? Okay?
Speaker 1: No matter what, this has got to be looked at differently,
Speaker 1: because back to my point of compassion at the top,
Speaker 1: if she thinks, whether it's true or not, any of
Speaker 1: this stuff, whether she thinks an ounce of it is true,
Speaker 1: something has to change because whatever they're doing isn't working.
Speaker 2: She says she's crying every day.
Speaker 1: I believe because that's if that's her. Once again, I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's a reality. If that's her perceived reality,
Speaker 1: that sucks. Hey, God, they gotta be they gotta try
Speaker 1: something else. Now. I have no clue if it has
Speaker 1: anything to do with ending a conservatorship or just letting
Speaker 1: someone walk around with their free will. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor, nor is anyone talking about this.
Speaker 1: That's I guess my only point in all of this.
Speaker 2: All Right, Well, I will say this. You shared a
Speaker 2: statistic which I don't know where you got that number from.
Speaker 1: CNN, but you know they could be fake news.
Speaker 2: As Trump says, all right, that's a very large number
Speaker 2: of people that are under conservatorship.
Speaker 1: One point three million people.
Speaker 2: That's shock.
Speaker 1: That's an insane amount. That blew my mind away when
Speaker 1: I read it. I've read a couple of articles about this,
Speaker 1: and I just keep circling back to the same thing.
Speaker 1: No one can possibly know what's going on with her, truly,
Speaker 1: even her.
Speaker 2: I will say this, If there are one point some
Speaker 2: million people are conservatorship, there are way more people with
Speaker 2: severe mental health issues that are not in a conservatorship.
Speaker 2: And like I've said before when talking about this.
Speaker 1: Well those people may not have the resources that her
Speaker 1: money and family.
Speaker 2: Well, it goes back to the money, and that's disappointing.
Speaker 2: You know, she wants to marry this boyfriend of hers,
Speaker 2: it's been the boyfriend for many years. Why can't he
Speaker 2: be her conservator then, or why can't he just be
Speaker 2: her husband and help care for her if that's what
Speaker 2: needs to happen. I oh, because of the money. You know,
Speaker 2: she says that she feels taken advance. She said, it
Speaker 2: may not be true, but it probably It probably is
Speaker 2: that you should but it probably is true. I do
Speaker 2: believe her. I believe her. You know, her dad is
Speaker 2: on the paycheck.
Speaker 1: Doesn't her dad live in a trailer in Louisiana or something?
Speaker 1: Isn't he like almost? Okay, Well, then that's another point.
Speaker 1: I mean, people act like he's got it, he's got
Speaker 1: her caged up in a house. Didn't she go to
Speaker 1: Hawaii the day after this whole thing?
Speaker 2: The number he answering the questions that need to be
Speaker 2: then she did go to Hawaii. Okay, the number is
Speaker 2: a public record number, I think. Don't quote me, but
Speaker 2: it's close to two hundred thousand dollars that he gets
Speaker 2: paid a year, So that's not chump change.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, there's probably a lot of paperwork that goes
Speaker 1: into the money that flows through Britney Inc.
Speaker 2: Whatever the hell it is.
Speaker 1: Somebody is in charge of it, and I guess he
Speaker 1: is the one. And at two hundred thousand bucks for
Speaker 1: an artist that generates that much, I gotta think there's
Speaker 1: a lot of commerce in business and a lot of
Speaker 1: time consuming things. Whether it's fair or not. Hell, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what his day looks like
Speaker 1: in new' near to you, nor does anyone people act
Speaker 1: like he's living in the taj Mahal and eating fucking
Speaker 1: grapes on her dime. I'm just gonna go back and
Speaker 1: ask you the question. Isn't he living in a trailer
Speaker 1: park in like Luis? That's like a trailer learns that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I read that somewhere too, but once again, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to believe anymore.
Speaker 2: I have no idea anyways, what was really crushing to
Speaker 2: me is that Britney feels that her entire family has
Speaker 2: let her down, not just her dad, her mother, her brother,
Speaker 2: her sister. To feel that alone, she said it. There
Speaker 2: was even one point where she said she didn't want
Speaker 2: to hang up. You know, all of the lawyers were
Speaker 2: there on zoom, but Brittany called in and we didn't
Speaker 2: see her, We only heard her, and she said that
Speaker 2: she didn't want to hang up because when she hangs up,
Speaker 2: she feels so alone. They even keep her boyfriend away
Speaker 2: from her at points, and keep her children away from her,
Speaker 2: and I can't even imagine what that must be like.
Speaker 2: Some friends have come forward since then, saying that you know,
Speaker 2: the conservatorship has kept them away from Brittany.
Speaker 1: This is a lot of pop and circumstance. This into bullshit.
Speaker 1: Some could be true, some could be not. Like I said,
Speaker 1: the next day, she went to Hawaii.
Speaker 2: And that's a good thing. She's always been able to
Speaker 2: go on vacation.
Speaker 1: I still circle back to I don't know what's wrong,
Speaker 1: all right? I don't it is is anybody?
Speaker 2: I'll ask you this, Brittany has schizophrenia? Should she be
Speaker 2: able to get out of her conservatorship?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not a judge. That's the answer
Speaker 1: that everyone should be saying. You shouldn't have an opinion
Speaker 1: on this. You're not a doctor, I would say, Hey
Speaker 1: Einstein asking me that question. Whomever you are, you're not
Speaker 1: a doctor. You don't know the situation. You're guessing because
Speaker 1: you saw someone speak for fucking twenty minutes. Come on.
Speaker 2: I think it's her life to live, to enjoy, and
Speaker 2: to make her own mistakes. She clearly is.
Speaker 1: What if there are mistakes that could hurt other people?
Speaker 1: What if she accidentally burns the house?
Speaker 2: That's how everybody lives.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, Some see I don't have a mental illness,
Speaker 1: so I have a balance where I say, you know,
Speaker 1: if I take this match and I I light something up,
Speaker 1: I have the mind that tells me not. Maybe not
Speaker 1: all people do, and I don't know how to judge
Speaker 1: that or dice that up. All I'm saying is, I'm
Speaker 1: sure professional has and a professional has decided this is
Speaker 1: what's best for maybe her family, herself, other people, neighbors will.
Speaker 2: Be I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just don't know, and nobody else does either.
Speaker 2: It's not clear at all.
Speaker 1: None of this is clear. Because you see somebody speak
Speaker 1: for a couple of minutes, it's clearly not working.
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Speaker 2: Some fans they're invested. I guess it's a polite way
Speaker 2: of saying it. In Selena Gomans's private life, who she's dating,
Speaker 2: and they still, even though Justin Bieber is married, you know,
Speaker 2: perpetuate this narrative that perhaps maybe one day Justin and
Speaker 2: Selena are going to get back together. It's ridiculous, it's
Speaker 2: so silly. Yeah, they're not getting back together. In fact,
Speaker 2: she made a point of saying that she's never dating
Speaker 2: another fuck boy in the future. Like she said that.
Speaker 2: She said, also, he has treated me better than any
Speaker 2: human being on this planet. He's still and then in
Speaker 2: another comment, replying, he's still better than anyone I've ever
Speaker 2: been with. Facts. That's a diss on all her ex boyfriends,
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber, the Weekend, everybody else.
Speaker 1: She finally picked a nice god Benny before he's like,
Speaker 1: you know what he's like. He's like, he's kind of
Speaker 1: like hippie, he's real, like hanging out, just cool, sweet,
Speaker 1: soft spoken. He's a nice guy. So good for her,
Speaker 1: and she's sweet too, So I'm glad they found each other.
Speaker 1: I hope it works out.
Speaker 2: I hope it works out too. I mean, it already
Speaker 2: has because they were quiet about it and now they've
Speaker 2: gone public, and I don't know, you know how celebrities are.
Speaker 2: They might end up married over the holidays. They're gonna
Speaker 2: they're gonna come to Vegas.
Speaker 1: In a lope.
Speaker 2: I would love that for them. Life is short, Do
Speaker 2: what you want. Who cares what other people say? Although
Speaker 2: the one thing I do want to highlight and point
Speaker 2: out is repeatedly Selena likes to remind us how much
Speaker 2: she hates social media and how she's constantly not on
Speaker 2: it because she doesn't even have it on her phone.
Speaker 2: It's on her mother's phone or somebody else's phone, and bullshit, Yeah,
Speaker 2: how she's taking all these breaks If you're fucking replying
Speaker 2: to all these comments on yeah you love it, you're
Speaker 2: all about it. So anyways, congratulations to her and.
Speaker 3: To him PHP replay.
Speaker 2: So Kendall Jenner has been in the headlines because she
Speaker 2: has created a tequila line. We didn't even need to
Speaker 2: mention the line of tequila because she's already rich enough.
Speaker 2: But it was like a secret. It had been created
Speaker 2: and already doing well, and then surprise, this is my tequila,
Speaker 2: Kendall Jenner. And then all of these people allegedly accusing
Speaker 2: her of cultural appropriation, of culturally appropriating Mexicans for creating
Speaker 2: her own tequila line. I would think that's all bs.
Speaker 1: I mean, wait a minute, I'm trying to follow that
Speaker 1: for one second. So Randy Gerber and George Clooney started
Speaker 1: tequila line, Yeah, are they culturally appropriating Mexicans?
Speaker 2: The same come on?
Speaker 1: Is p Diddy culturally appropriating Russians with his vodka?
Speaker 2: The same argument can be made. I don't view it
Speaker 2: as cultural appropriation.
Speaker 1: Okay, just because some dickheads says it online once it
Speaker 1: becomes a story, it's not a story just because dumb
Speaker 1: people say things. Why are we reporting on what dumb
Speaker 1: people say because that's just a dumb comment.
Speaker 2: I think that this could have been orchestrated by Chris
Speaker 2: Jenner for even more publicity for Kendall's tequila line.
Speaker 1: Sure find one bad comment and sprinkle the comment out
Speaker 1: there so dipshits like us talk about it. Congratulations, Chris.
Speaker 1: We talked about it. But you know what we didn't do.
Speaker 1: We didn't mention the name eight one eight.
Speaker 2: Oh you just did. Oh damn it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to buy it at the narrative.
Speaker 2: Oh, you gave her what she wanted me. I also
Speaker 2: read that Chris Jenner is going to come out with
Speaker 2: her own beauty line, her own skincare products, and will
Speaker 2: be in competition with Kim and with Kylie. We need
Speaker 2: more of that. It's like God, skincare is like the
Speaker 2: new fragrance.
Speaker 1: I don't know a person that wears any of this stuff.
Speaker 1: All of these things that you hear about, I've never
Speaker 1: seen it or smelled it out of there A guy. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm a guy. I'm around girls all day long. I've
Speaker 1: never heard them once talk about perfume, and when you
Speaker 1: say perfume, it's like an old woman thing.
Speaker 2: Well, no, girls still wear fragrances, but the era of
Speaker 2: the celebrity fragrance is over. It is, okay, Yeah, oh
Speaker 2: it was. I don't know why, Like I know, I
Speaker 2: have no idea. Yeah. No, it used to be all
Speaker 2: about the celebrity fragrance. Then it was all about the
Speaker 2: celebrity fashion line. Right now it's all about the celebrity
Speaker 2: makeup line. Like everybody has it, and not everybody is successful.
Speaker 2: A few people can be really successful and most of
Speaker 2: them won't even last a long time. So MAZL to
Speaker 2: Chris Jenner, I hope it works out for you.
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Speaker 2: Britney's sister Jamie Lynn got an early exit from Dancing
Speaker 2: with the Stars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these shows typically they should just get rid of
Speaker 1: like seven people on night too, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like it's just delaying the inevitable.
Speaker 2: Some people really improve, that's the whole point.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we're right, and the ones that.
Speaker 2: Improve, those are the ones that the judges love, the
Speaker 2: ones that are like really good from the beginning. It's like, okay, right.
Speaker 1: And that's what the fans love. Too. I mean, you
Speaker 1: love watching somebody week two come out there like it's
Speaker 1: really step up their game and really kind of figure
Speaker 1: out what they're doing. That first performance has got to
Speaker 1: be crazy hard. I mean, just trying to distress and
Speaker 1: trying to fucking remember your steps and there's a camera
Speaker 1: on you. And I gotta think that with anything, the
Speaker 1: second time you do something, it's just a lot easier.
Speaker 1: So she just wasn't good.
Speaker 2: I've got to get on one of those shows somewhere.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. I was watching it this week
Speaker 1: and I was thinking about you. I'm like, how the
Speaker 1: fuck have you not been on that show. There's just
Speaker 1: so many people on there that you're like, they have
Speaker 1: all these influencers. They couldn't influence me to take a shit,
Speaker 1: none of them. I have fucking no idea who they are.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how the fuck is Perez not on
Speaker 1: this show? You're not even a social pain in the
Speaker 1: ass anymore. I mean, just fucking put you on. I
Speaker 1: don't get it. You're the original influencer. It drives me crazy.
Speaker 1: I gotta think you'd be good, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, I would slay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I totally think you'd be good.
Speaker 2: I've got that Cuban rhythm inside of me me.
Speaker 1: I'd be fucking terrible. I would never remember my steps,
Speaker 1: I would step on myself.
Speaker 2: I would work so hard, and I would be smart
Speaker 2: and strategic, none of this like dancing with another guy.
Speaker 2: I need to play it safe and dance with the woman,
Speaker 2: you know, especially because then I could like do like tricks,
Speaker 2: like maybe like put her in the air and shit,
Speaker 2: my good, I don't fuck it out. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've thought about that. I thought I have like not
Speaker 2: like a vision board, but like I have like this
Speaker 2: page where like I write down things, and like I've
Speaker 2: written down Dancing with the Stars and some of the
Speaker 2: songs that I would perform on this show, which I
Speaker 2: won't say because maybe one day I will. I will
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Have you bothered them enough about it?
Speaker 2: I've met with them three times. Yes, they never and
Speaker 2: they it's like a lot of these people, they won't
Speaker 2: ever give you the real reason why it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the same thing we got the fucking boot
Speaker 1: from Amazing Race, Like, what the fuck happened there? I'd
Speaker 1: love to get to the bottom of that, I know,
Speaker 1: because we were told with the Amazing Race.
Speaker 2: No, they put fucking back scenes in US.
Speaker 1: I think the show really wanted us, but I think
Speaker 1: somebody at the network took a fucking shit on us.
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Speaker 2: Tomorrow is my birthday. Well, happy birthday, and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: try something different. I'm gonna be shameless.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you said you're gonna be doing something different.
Speaker 1: You're always shapeless.
Speaker 2: All right, How gonna be shameless on my birthday? So
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do an experiment and I'll share it here
Speaker 2: on the podcast because we have a lot of loyal
Speaker 2: listeners whom I know want to wish me an extra
Speaker 2: happy birthday. And if they want to do that, I
Speaker 2: have a PayPal, my PayPal. I'm told you I we're
Speaker 2: gonna be extra shameless. Wow, if everybody sent a dollar
Speaker 2: or more.
Speaker 1: I'm urging everyone in our audience to send nothing. If
Speaker 1: anybody happy does, they tweet and it should say you're
Speaker 1: not getting my dollar.
Speaker 2: Well, some people really want to show a dollar is nothing. Okay.
Speaker 2: My PayPal is spam Barbie Bam. My sister set it up.
Speaker 2: Ask her.
Speaker 1: I don't know Sam Barbie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's spelled ba rbys. That's spam Barbie at
Speaker 2: gmail dot com. And if everybody just sends a dollar
Speaker 2: or five or ten or twenty or one hundred, Wow,
Speaker 2: the best birthday ever. I told you I was being
Speaker 2: very shameless. I owned it.
Speaker 1: Ulus, you got plenty. You don't need money from our audience.
Speaker 2: I said, if they want to. I didn't say I
Speaker 2: needed it. I said I wanted it. Okay, there's a difference.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let it go because it's your birthday. Happy birthday,
Speaker 1: Thank you listen. I'm very transparent. Is it thirsty? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Is it lame? Yes, I wouldn't say it's lame. You're
Speaker 1: asking for people to pay value money for no other
Speaker 1: reason other day that's my birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. People do it all the time.
Speaker 1: Well, people are buttholes all the time.
Speaker 2: I like some people might think it's lame of me
Speaker 2: because I'm a public figure, but normal people do that
Speaker 2: all the time, and I view myself as a normal persona.
Speaker 2: If you don't believe me, call us and confirm whether
Speaker 2: or not people do that on their birthdays. Eight hundred
Speaker 2: and seventy five. They do. I see it all the time.
Speaker 3: Happy holidays,