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Speaker 2: I am ready to laugh and laugh and laugh. In

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: North Korea claims Kim Jong Ill invented burritos.

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Speaker 2: I did not. I did not think you were gonna

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Speaker 2: say that. Oh burritos. Okay, sure, guy's great at golf,

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Speaker 2: So why didn't he invent a famous Mexican cuisine? All

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Speaker 2: that and more on bananas?

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Speaker 1: You bulled up?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe? Tell your mind, Brazilian piecers? Would you believe?

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Speaker 1: Guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome to another delightful episode

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Speaker 1: of bananas. That's Scottie Lands.

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Speaker 2: Across from that is my homeboy, KURTI b Kurt Brown Oler, Kurt,

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Speaker 2: how you been? What's new? What's good? Have you already

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Speaker 2: stopped your New Year's resolutions? Have you failed?

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Speaker 1: I have not stopped my New Year's resolutions.

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Going strong, I'm going to try and do. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: one hundred days just like you did of no drinking.

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Speaker 1: Oh great, uh, and so going strong. We're what we're

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Speaker 1: ten days in, so no problems so far other than

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Speaker 2: That's right. The only thing is is it makes movies.

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Speaker 2: And TV a little more boring. But I got to say,

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Speaker 2: around like week four or five, all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: I started sleeping like better than I've ever slept as

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Speaker 1: Oh cool, all right.

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Speaker 2: I would wake up and be like, oh, is this

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Speaker 2: is this helme I've bost have been feeling for the

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Speaker 2: last twenty years. It's just like I have energy and

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Speaker 2: I don't need to drink an entire cold brew to

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Speaker 1: Right, that is, the mornings are easier to like get going.

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Speaker 1: But I am excited. I am excited to kind of

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Speaker 2: Right, if you shoot something on TV, You're like, I'll

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Speaker 1: take it or leave it, and people are leaving it.

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Speaker 1: your did you do in New Year's resolution?

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Speaker 2: My New Year's resolution is to see a ghost.

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Speaker 1: But I was drinking water and it just went out

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Speaker 1: by nose a little bit, and man, that is uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know what else is uncomfortable? Seeing a ghost?

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Speaker 2: I've never seen one. I've been told. Kristin shaw one

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Speaker 2: time asked me if I've seen a ghost and I

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Speaker 2: My friend Bailey swears that she had one in her

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Speaker 2: apartment in Santa Monica. Our mutual friend Rachel Olsen talked

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Speaker 2: So I think in twenty twenty two, the great Choir

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Speaker 2: Are you starting twenty two resolution? Ghost?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to start at the Stanley or did

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Speaker 1: Scotty, I wish you the absolute best in doing that.

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Speaker 1: And also, just so everyone knows, Scotti is in mar Tahiti,

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Speaker 1: So that zero complaints. Grateful for all of it.

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Speaker 2: Thank God, the grind was worth it. Ten years of

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Speaker 1: And on the home front, here, I'll school got canceled

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Speaker 1: And so now right now it's like, well, what were

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Speaker 2: Yeah. What's cool though, is how many ban animals dm

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Speaker 2: us on Instagram with screenshots of you on the many, many, many,

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Speaker 2: Guys, well, now they hear your voice. They're like, I

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Speaker 1: Let's just try and keep making it happen. You want

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Speaker 2: L This is so you want to hear about Korean burritos?

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Speaker 1: Way, So this was sent in by many people, but

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Speaker 1: This is in Newsweek. North Korea claims Kim Jong ill

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Speaker 1: invented burritos. This was written by Adam Stanton on January seventh,

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Speaker 1: So this is the craziest part.

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Speaker 1: much all everything you need to know is in the title.

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Speaker 1: Next time you're heading to Chipotle and you wonder who

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Speaker 1: The report said that the dictator, the father of North

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mentioned in the open the golf ones.

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Speaker 1: This is from the Guardian. This is from an article

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Speaker 1: He was given the honor of playing the first round.

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Speaker 1: par round, which included eleven holes in one. His seventeen

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Speaker 1: Ah. And here is in two thousand. In two thousand, Scottie,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you know about this one, a new

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Speaker 1: food invented by Kim Jong Il called gogi yepbang was

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Speaker 1: In two thousand and six, another culinary revolution was introduced

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Speaker 1: Burrito hamburger, great at golf and never peep in poo poo,

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Speaker 2: Kurti b and I wrote on a show called Money

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Speaker 2: from Strangers. It was on MTV for two seasons, created

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Speaker 2: be on a game show right now? You can win

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Speaker 2: hidden your pieces. Kurt was also on the show as

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Speaker 2: body cameras all over them. We would stash cameras in

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Speaker 2: a really fun show and I bet it's on Paramount Plus,

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Speaker 2: but don't quote me on that. So anyways, one of

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Speaker 2: the games had always stay out to me is we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that story so much.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's one of the best games we ever

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Speaker 2: It was on People dot com. I'm loving People dot

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Speaker 2: It's just cool.

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Speaker 2: in a comfortable place.

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Speaker 1: I know you found that story on your own, but

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Speaker 1: I do want to say that yesterday Bennett Willis did

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Speaker 1: send that in's egg that's eggs, Benedict, that's eggs, Bennett

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Speaker 1: dickt on Instagram and the post had like a very

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Speaker 1: good title for it. Newly engaged women told to shut

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Speaker 1: the fuck up by NSC.

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Speaker 2: So well that's I mean, thank God for eggs, Benedict.

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Speaker 2: I think I told a story before about seeing Kelly Rippos,

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Speaker 2: so I'll tell this other one. I years ago, I

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Speaker 2: got invited when I was writing a Workaholics, I got

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Speaker 2: invited to go to a NASCAR event in Fontana, California.

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Speaker 2: That's the NASCAR track. Okay, honders from Workaholics couldn't go,

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Speaker 2: and many times I get slotted in, probably because I'm

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Speaker 2: taller than Blake and Adams. So the three of us

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Speaker 2: go to NASCAR and their whole thing, like NASCAR's PR

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Speaker 2: team or whatever. It was like, we need to get

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Speaker 2: more entertainment people. We want more movies about Nascar, we

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Speaker 2: want more TV series about NASCAR. So let's get a

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Speaker 2: bunch of sort of entertainment types out there. So we

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Speaker 2: go and we're meeting all the drivers. They're all young dudes,

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Speaker 2: they all love Workaholics. It was really fun to be

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Speaker 2: like the inner sanctum. And then we go to this

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Speaker 2: VIP area to watch from the infield and we walk

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Speaker 2: in and it's Adam Blake and I, it's Logan Paul.

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Speaker 2: It's the Werewolf kid from Twilight who I don't remember,

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Speaker 2: Taylor or Tyler or Taylor. I think it's Channing Tatum.

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Speaker 2: What it's the guys from Orange Coast Choppers or some

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Speaker 2: car show, Orange Coast Customs. And so then we just

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Speaker 2: are given Bubba's Burgers and we watch and we're just

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Speaker 2: supposed to learn and then we get to go down

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Speaker 2: the pits instead above the pits. Before it starts, they're like,

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Speaker 2: do you want to walk across the finish line? And

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Speaker 2: so it's already loaded in. There's you know, seventy thousand people,

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Speaker 2: the infield pack, the pit crew area's packed. So we're

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Speaker 2: walking on the track and just getting a little tour

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Speaker 2: into all those people. So and you know this, I

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Speaker 2: know this, when you're around a really famous person, you're invisible.

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Speaker 2: You're actually invisible, and the more famous they are, you

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Speaker 2: could be on fire. Behind them would be like, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, exactly. So in that group that I listed

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Speaker 2: to say, I was invisible, I honestly could have just

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Speaker 2: started like sniping people with a bazooka and they would

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Speaker 2: have been like, there's logan, Paul. So we're walking and

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Speaker 2: I'm just hanging away in the back. I'm letting in

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Speaker 2: the crowd's like, oh my gosh, that's you know, Bumper

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Speaker 2: from Pitch Perfect. Oh my god. And I look over

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Speaker 2: and the way these women were looking at Channing Tatum

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Speaker 2: and he wasn't looking at them at all. His hat

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Speaker 2: was pulled low and he was just like walking and

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Speaker 2: listening to the NASCAR guy. And these women were like,

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Speaker 2: that's Channing Tatum and like girls, grown women, And I'm

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Speaker 2: just I'm watching all this like a feast for the eyes.

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Speaker 2: And then I see this mom, forty somethings mom and

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Speaker 2: her teenage daughter, and the mom right when Channing walks by, goes,

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Speaker 2: I would fuck you as loud as and I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god. It was like the hardest cat call

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Speaker 2: I've ever heard in my life, just to scream at

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Speaker 2: somebody six feet away from you, I would fuck.

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Speaker 1: That's that's the mom. The mom said that.

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Speaker 2: That's the mom with her hands on her daughter's shoulders.

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love that. The idea behind that

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Speaker 1: is that the issue Channing Tatum is having is that

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Speaker 1: he simply can't find Eddie Wood who will fuck it,

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Speaker 1: So that that is the one piece of information that

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Speaker 1: you need to offer that he's just he's looking. He's

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Speaker 1: having such a tough time because nobody laid anywhere, Like,

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Speaker 1: get that magic bike dick out of my face.

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Speaker 2: God, this poor guy can't meet women anywhere he goes,

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Speaker 2: not at NASCAR events, not everywhere he is, his entire life.

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Speaker 1: His entire life. I think about how it must be exhausting.

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Speaker 1: It must be exhausting. A. It must be exhausting to

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Speaker 1: be famous. A it would be to be like a

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Speaker 1: sex symbol, must be even further exhausting. Men and women.

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Speaker 1: I mean women have it ten times worse than men. Absolute,

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Speaker 1: but like that's oh man, you couldn't go anywhere.

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Speaker 2: It was, I mean we were, it was crazy, and

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Speaker 2: like it was that she was there with clearly her

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Speaker 2: daughter that made me just go like, well, this family

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Speaker 2: the party, this family knows not And I just was

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Speaker 2: laughing my ass off. And we walked across the finish

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Speaker 2: line and watched the race, and we've never been back.

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Speaker 2: That she would, lady, I think everybody in this pile,

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Speaker 2: and most of the dudes too.

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Speaker 1: There's seventy thousand people who would fuck Channing Tatum. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it was all right, I'll tease you and then we'll

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Speaker 1: take a break.

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Speaker 2: I love a tease.

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Speaker 1: Here you go. Ninety day fiance star retires from selling

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Speaker 1: farts after heart attacks.

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Speaker 2: Scare, Oh we got sent this one a lot. Well,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna gas it out on banas, folks.

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Speaker 1: We're back on Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 1: We haven't talked about this in a while. And if

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Speaker 1: you're hanging out sitting there, the thing you can do

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Speaker 1: right now that would super help us out is if

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Speaker 1: you went on over appleparent hands and gave us a review. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it really does help the show. And if you could

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Speaker 1: tell somebody about the show, that would be awesome as well.

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Speaker 1: We're just trying. We're still we're still growing here.

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Speaker 2: We're still growing, thank goodness. Well, and welcome to all

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Speaker 2: the new ban animals too. We have so many people

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Speaker 2: Don't say that anymore. But welcome to all the new

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Speaker 2: bananimals and the word of mouths and the people that

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Speaker 2: are binging all. I have no idea how many episodes

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Speaker 2: we've done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And to make it even easier for you to

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Speaker 1: give us a review, you can go to the website

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Speaker 1: right there, It's right there, yep.

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Speaker 2: And we love the dms. Get the dms coming, and

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Speaker 2: we are getting a little slower. Guys. We have gotten

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Speaker 2: to the point where it really is so much we

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Speaker 2: will respond to you, but within a day is becoming

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Speaker 2: harder and harder. So don't feel neglected, don't feel skipped over.

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Speaker 2: We'll say hey, but give us a give us a

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Speaker 2: little breathing.

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Speaker 1: R Scott, he's got to reach over from his his

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Speaker 1: towel on the beach of taheat to tap it out.

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Speaker 1: So just give them time to reach over, folks.

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Speaker 2: I gotta get a wet ones out and get that

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Speaker 2: pineapple juice off my fingers. Life on Tahiti, Don muldoon

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Speaker 2: Fake Book belongs on the shelves of the Bananas Fake

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Speaker 2: Book and anybody who hasn't used a little thirty seconds

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Speaker 2: skip ahead at this part. A few shout outs. Happy

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Speaker 2: bladed to Sean and Rachel for their artists and musicians.

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Speaker 2: We love artist musicians from Brooke, Rachel and Sean Happy

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Speaker 2: blated Happy birthday to Billy from Kelly. Billy had me

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Speaker 2: on the Nothing to Fear podcast last year and I

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Speaker 2: had a wonderful time. So happy birthday, Billy, Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for having me on Nothing to Fear. Check

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Speaker 2: out Nothing to Fear and just a shout out. This

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Speaker 2: is just a lovey dovey shout out from two ole

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Speaker 2: Egg from Jasmine Olegg you lucky slb. Jasmine loves you

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Speaker 2: so much and honestly, Kurt and I do too. Thanks

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Speaker 2: for listening to you too. That's beautiful. You got any

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Speaker 2: Curtie now, Kurt sneeze, Kurt sneeze. Guys, this is live

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Speaker 2: to take mease, do not mess around.

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Speaker 1: I sneezed far away from the microphone and then came back.

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Speaker 2: And let's dedicate this episode to sanitation workers.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about that the oh yeah, and our

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Speaker 1: buddy Chris was a sanitation worker for many for many,

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Speaker 1: many years, and so we do know the ins and

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Speaker 1: outs of sanitation. It's not an easy job. We give

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Speaker 1: it up for you, guys.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, men, women and everybody in between. Sanitation people,

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Speaker 2: you rock the boat. This one's for you, here it is.

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Speaker 1: This one was sent in by Rainy Day Explorer. Look,

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Speaker 1: a lot of hundreds of you sent this in hundreds

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Speaker 1: of you sent this in Rainy Day Explorer was the

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Speaker 1: first I actually saw it on This is kind of

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Speaker 1: look I this was covered in every major news outlet.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys are familiar with this story already.

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Speaker 1: But and I looked. I looked, I looked. The New

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Speaker 1: York Post did have the snappiest version of this.

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Speaker 2: I don't want do look.

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Speaker 1: We're always, We're always. Look We're not. We don't love

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Speaker 1: the New York Post. Hell no, we try and avoid it.

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Speaker 1: But they do have very snappy writing.

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Speaker 2: They will grab you with their headlines. That is their specialty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ninety day fiance star retires from selling farts after

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Speaker 1: heart attacks. This was written by Jerren steinbook. So thank you, Yarren.

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Speaker 2: You're the best. It's very good at the business.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, here's how it opened, Scottie, and as

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Speaker 1: it should open every article that does not open this way, missus,

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Speaker 1: she had a fart attack. A reality TV star who

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Speaker 1: launched a gas e venture pedaling her fancy flatuants to strangers,

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Speaker 1: Stephanie Matto thirty one, blew away people on social media.

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Speaker 1: Wedsie recently announced that she makes more than fifty thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars a week selling her farts.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: This was when this broke. This was sent in a

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Speaker 1: lot too. We we we We did not cover it

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Speaker 1: at the time. We did not post it at the time.

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Speaker 2: We don't want to.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to be doing too.

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Speaker 2: Much fart stuff or reality show stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well reality show stuff. This is not in our wheelhouse. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Once it bumped, this bumped it over into the This

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Speaker 1: is the story of the Yeah. The Connecticut resident had

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Speaker 1: gained international recognition after appearing on the reality show Ninety

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Speaker 1: Day Fiance, and later started her own YouTube channel, wrote books, books,

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Speaker 1: multiple books, and found it an X rated subscription site

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Speaker 1: called Unfiltered. Look at that an entrepreneur if you will,

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Speaker 1: yees smart woman. She then really made waves with her

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Speaker 1: Ola factory business by capturing her emissions and jars and

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Speaker 1: selling them because she quote thought it'd be a hilarious

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Speaker 1: publicity move that would get a lot of people's attention.

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Speaker 2: She was right.

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Speaker 1: She's very smart.

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Speaker 2: This is a genius.

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Speaker 1: She is a genius.

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Speaker 2: Like she's a genius. She's a MacArthur fellow to.

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Speaker 1: Me, hands down. Okay, But after making two hundred thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars in sales. Two hundred thousand dollars in sales.

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Speaker 2: But it's only one month.

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Speaker 1: Who knows?

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Speaker 2: Who knows? If it's Oh the irs knows, they're going

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Speaker 2: to come for she's she's spreading out her money too much.

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Speaker 2: They're going to light her up. Well, she's lighting herself

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Speaker 2: up to get her.

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Speaker 1: The influencer has announced her retirement. When she passed one

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Speaker 1: too many and got the wind knocked out of her

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Speaker 1: jam Press report, Oh, come on into the business, Motto

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Speaker 1: was rushed to a hospital with chest pains she feared

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Speaker 1: were symptoms of a heart attack, according to the outlet.

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Speaker 1: After ugoing undergoing a battery of tests, including bloodwork and

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Speaker 1: an EKG, Motto was told that her pain was the

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Speaker 1: result of her steady diet of gas inducing beans and eggs.

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Speaker 2: Wow, she really went for it. That's commitment too. She

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Speaker 2: didn't just like blow bad breath into a jar and

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00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 2: go I farted. This woman was actually making gas happen.

650
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Speaker 1: And this is what's confusing to me. I I almost

651
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: feel like, okay, I almost feel like all of it's fake,

652
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It's just like, why

653
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: would you fart into the jar? It's because I mean,

654
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: is it because people are paying one thousand dollars per

655
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: jar that she feels like she has to fart into

656
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: the jar? Is there a video? Is there a video

657
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: that she that accompanies it where she like says the

658
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: person's name, like full name and has like a New

659
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: York Times with the date on it like over her butt,

660
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: And then it like goes it like why is she

661
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: even doing this?

662
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,919
Speaker 2: I mean proof of life to fartner jar for I mean,

663
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 2: it's a funny thing to send to somebody. And if

664
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: that's your your kink or whatever, live how you want

665
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 2: to live. We support anything that consenting adults do.

666
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's just it's just fascinating. I guess maybe

667
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: it took My theory is maybe that this took off

668
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: a little too much, like the piece of press about

669
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: her making so much money farting into jars, that she

670
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: didn't want to be known as just like the fart lady,

671
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: and so that she had to like then be like

672
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: I had to go to the hospital because I was

673
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: farting so much. So now I'm not doing it anymore.

674
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: I'm no longer the fart lady. I'm the heart attack lady.

675
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: H okay, so quote, I thought I was having a

676
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: stroke and that these were my final moments. Motto told

677
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: jam Press, I was overdoing it. The self proclaimed fartrepreneur

678
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: that's her, but yeah, that's it doesn't entrepreneur had squeezed

679
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: out up to fifty jars worth of farts a week

680
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: to keep up with demand. That's a lot, and even

681
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: added protein shakes to her diet to make them more pungent.

682
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 1: I remember that within one day I had about three

683
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: protein shakes and a huge boot bowl of black bean soup.

684
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: Sounds like a normal day for me. I could tell

685
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: that something was not right that evening when I was

686
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: lying in bed and I could feel a pressure in

687
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 1: my stomach moving upward. It was quite hard to breathe,

688
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,439
Speaker 1: and every time I tried to breathe in I'd feel

689
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: a pinching sensation around my heart, and that, of course

690
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: made my anxiety escalate. She called a friend. Friend brought

691
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 1: her in. She was clear she wasn't having a stroke,

692
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 1: but it was very intense gas pains and she also

693
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: had a panic attack because of gas pains. She was

694
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 1: advised to change her diet and take a gas suppress

695
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: in medication. Blah, blah blah, which effectively ended my business.

696
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I support small businesses. You know, we support small

697
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,959
Speaker 2: businesses on this podcast. Absolutely.

698
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: But I mean, she's a genius in the fact that

699
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: not only did she make this much money doing this,

700
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 1: b that she got this much publicity, but see got

701
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: publicity about it, ending about her stopping to do it

702
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: like that is so smart.

703
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, she stayed in the mix. She found a way

704
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: to keep the narrative going. Yeah, you gotta respect it.

705
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 2: There are a lot of people out there trying to

706
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: go viral for equally dumb or or weirder things, and

707
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 2: it just doesn't always happen.

708
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. So she said, people have like

709
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: a lot of different Some people loved it because they

710
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: have like a fetish about this and they loved it

711
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: so much. We're not yucking anybody's yum, which is a

712
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: very old phrase and I think it's funny to say it,

713
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: but it is off the chain. And she says her

714
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 1: family is relieved. Here's the last two lines from the article,

715
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 1: which are beautiful. Even though I got backlash, I think

716
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: it has opened a new door for me. I'm working

717
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: on digital fart jar artwork at the moment met Madaws said,

718
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: of course she's doing an NFT, and I think everything

719
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: happens for a reason. And although my fart silly days

720
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: are ending, I'm going to save the money I've made

721
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: and will put some into crypto.

722
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 2: There we go, and all credibility goes directly like a

723
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,720
Speaker 2: fart out the window.

724
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: It's just like she just is like, I know which

725
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: words to say. Do you know what I mean? This

726
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: is just going to get more people talking. She knows

727
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: all the buzzwords. This will get more people talking. At

728
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: the end, I'm gonna tell them I'll put my money

729
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: in crypto. They can go fuck themselves.

730
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: God, they did it, They did it.

731
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: I love it so much. She's so smart.

732
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I yeah, you got to give it up for

733
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 2: her for making money off of something silly, because you

734
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 2: got a figure half of that one hundred thousand where

735
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 2: people just sending somebody as a joke. You know, there's all.

736
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 2: I've been sent to potatoes. I'm pretty sure you can

737
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 2: send bananas now. My friend Casey sent me in a

738
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: tube that opened had a spring loaded glitter in it,

739
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: and so I just in my car glittered like glitter

740
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 2: bomb exploded. There's all kinds of novelty mail, funny things,

741
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: and she capitalized on her very small amount of fame.

742
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 2: I'm assuming she's an attractive woman and she went for it.

743
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: I think a glitter bomb is uh. That's that's mean.

744
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 2: That is mean.

745
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: Were you cleaning glitter out of your car for like

746
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: eight years after that?

747
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 2: Yes? And it was sent to the PO box and

748
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 2: she was like, why did you open your mail in

749
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 2: your car? I was like, why would am I? I

750
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 2: was like, so I preferred I opened it in my

751
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 2: living room, yes, right, exactly, opened it at the gym.

752
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: Hello boys, but doe, no, it was was pretty impressive.

753
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 2: Oh that is so funny.

754
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 1: To me, give me another good on Scotti.

755
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 2: Hmmm, this one's pretty fun. There's some good ones. This

756
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: was sent in by Big Swede or possibly Big Swedie.

757
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 2: W E E d E thank you Big. We'll go sweetie.

758
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 2: That's cuter, uh from Yahoo News, written by Joshua Zitster

759
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 2: tough name, great writer, best in the biss. Woman deliberately

760
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 2: runs forty nine red lights in ex boyfriend's car to

761
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: rack up fines after he left her for another woman.

762
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 1: Whoa okay, all right, well runs forty nine red lights

763
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: to rack up fines in her our boyfriend's corps.

764
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 2: Okay, great, got it, genius. An angry woman was in

765
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 2: rest arrested in the Xijiang province in eastern China after

766
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 2: she deliberately ran forty nine red lights in her ex

767
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 2: boyfriend's car. The woman, identified only as Lou asked a

768
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 2: man named Chen to rent her partners Audi to rent

769
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 2: her former partners OUTI I guess, I don't know how

770
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 2: that happens. Chen then handed the car to her and

771
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 2: with Lou, they used the car in a two day

772
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 2: marathon of committing traffic offenses. This is so I mean,

773
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 2: this is so good. This is like every Carrie Underwood

774
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: song come to life. You and Lou also ran forty

775
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 2: nine traffic lights before they were finally stopped by the police.

776
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: The newspaper added the car belonged to someone known only

777
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 2: as I think it's Jan and I apologize if I

778
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 2: get that wrong, who, according to The Global Times, had

779
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 2: dated Lou before leaving her for another woman. Following question

780
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 2: by a police, it was revealed that Lou had come

781
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: up with the plan to wrack up fines in a

782
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 2: bid despite her ex wow Ju. Lou's accomplice was reportedly

783
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 2: promised a date with Lou if he joined her four

784
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 2: wheel revenge plot. Wo He was also arrested. So he's

785
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 2: the real sucker in this situation. Yeah, but great plan

786
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 2: is red lights?

787
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but is it? Also is it is it

788
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: in China that the offence is connected to the car

789
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: not the driver or did she just not think it

790
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: fully through, because it's it.

791
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter what crime of passion.

792
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: To me, it just doesn't matter what car you're driving.

793
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: It's who's driving the car.

794
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 2: Right, Well, no, I mean if it's a traffic cam,

795
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 2: it's it's just grabbing. It's just grabbing your your Oh right,

796
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: it's just grabbing. I mean that one of you is

797
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 2: one of the funniest ever seen. We have to put this.

798
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: On I will, Yeah, we have to one for running.

799
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 2: Well, he was taking a left hand turn on a

800
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 2: red light.

801
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 1: I was taking a left hand Yeah. I wasn't running

802
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: red light. I was taking left hand turn, and so

803
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: like it went, it turned as I was in the

804
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: middle of the left hand turn. That uh yeah, it

805
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 1: is just me with the biggest smile on my face,

806
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: just like like mid mid joyful laugh as I asked,

807
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: I break the law.

808
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 2: Yes, it is so funny, how joyous you were driving

809
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 2: and everybody takes a left on when the light turns

810
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 2: red on, you take that left. Yeah, finish it off.

811
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 2: I love this level of revenge and pettiness. I feel

812
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 2: bad for the guy that thought that this would get

813
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 2: a date out of me. He didn't say if they

814
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 2: got the date, but that's you don't want to date

815
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 2: the person that does that to the X, because what

816
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 2: happens if you break up? Yeah you're toast?

817
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, exactly right.

818
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 2: Have you ever had anybody commit revenge? Did you ever

819
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 2: break up or have anybody really retaliate?

820
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: I no retaliation, but I do have like a deep

821
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 1: fascination with an X. I have one X that that

822
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: like cut me off completely. And since I've only had

823
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: like four, I've only had like four girl like major

824
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: relationships in my life, there's just one that I have

825
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: no idea, and like I'm always like, like once every couple,

826
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: like a couple times a year, I'm just like, what

827
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: could she possibly be doing? A not in a like

828
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back together, but more just

829
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: like I would be just fascinated to know because she

830
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: she was just she led such a crazy life, and

831
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: I was just like, I hope she's alive, but one.

832
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 2: Kind had just abandoned you. She kind of just left.

833
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 2: And then there's so not even is no closure, but

834
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: there was no sense of you didn't know what you

835
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 2: did wrong or if you had done anything wrong. That's interesting. Yeah,

836
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: When I was at University of West Florida for a

837
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 2: semester living with my Homeboyfranco, we had a neighbor. We

838
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 2: lived in apartments on campus. They're really cool, and I

839
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 2: shared a bedroom wall, so my apartment touched another apartment's

840
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 2: bedroom wall with this young woman named Kara. We were

841
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 2: in the same year. I guess we were sophomores and

842
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 2: we are friendly, and her roommate was like, Kara's Cara

843
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 2: kin likes you. She likes you a little bit. I

844
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 2: was like, that's cool. I was single at the time,

845
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 2: but I wasn't as interested in karas she wasn't me.

846
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,240
Speaker 2: And she kept coming over, and she kept coming over later,

847
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 2: and like she would show up with like a twelve

848
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 2: pack of bush Light just to drink beers and watch TV.

849
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 2: And so one night we're drinking beers in the apartment.

850
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,439
Speaker 2: I think Frank go's asleep and she kind of makes

851
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: a move, and after kissing for a little bit, I

852
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 2: was like, hey, like I'm not really interested or whatever,

853
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 2: So can we just like hang out and be friends?

854
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 2: And she's like why not? And I was like hey,

855
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 2: I just yeah. I was just like I was like, hey,

856
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 2: we're better as friends. And she was like, well, we

857
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 2: went to Seville Corder and we danced and stuff. I

858
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: was like, we did dance. I do like that. That

859
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 2: is true. Everything you're saying is true. I'm just not interested.

860
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, really fine. She walks out of the

861
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 2: Apartment's probably eleven pm. She goes back over and so,

862
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 2: because we share a wall, if you play music loudly,

863
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 2: you could hear it. She puts on Limp Biscuits Nookie

864
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 2: as full volume at eleven pm. She so it starts

865
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 2: with this like record scratch and Fred Durst going like

866
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 2: Chocolate Starfish. It's the worst song.

867
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: It's also it's so it's so telling of what time

868
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: of your life this was ed state. It would be

869
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: even funnier if it was done today, do you know

870
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: what I mean? If it wasn't like a somewhat current song,

871
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: Like it's even funnier today if it was Nookie, like,

872
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: that is okay.

873
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: So so she blows it. I mean, the speakers are

874
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 2: blowing out. I can't and so it ends and I'm like,

875
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,240
Speaker 2: that is so intense. Then it starts again, record scratch

876
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: chocolate staffish and starts again and starts to go, starts again.

877
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 2: So she puts this on repeat. So I sleep in

878
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 2: the living room. I think Franco could hear in his room.

879
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 2: So I sleep in the living room, thinking, Okay, after

880
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 2: a few hours, this'll be over. Twenty four hours later,

881
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 2: it's still going full volumes, and I'm on instant Messenger

882
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 2: on aoa instant Messenger. She's not responding, not responding, not responding, responding,

883
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 2: So I go over knock on the door. Her roommate

884
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 2: Amy wasn't there either, So finally I get her number

885
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 2: from the student directory and I call her phone and

886
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you do? She's like, I'm at

887
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 2: my mom's house in Tampa. So she just put on

888
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 2: Nookie on repeat, full volume, then drove to Tampa from Pensacola. Wow, yeah, crazy,

889
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: I mean, And this is after we both had six

890
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: or seven bush lights, you know, we were we were

891
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 2: having a night and I was like, can you just

892
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: please come back and turn it off? Like I was like,

893
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 2: I probably lied and said Franco has bothered like I

894
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 2: couldn't sleep there. I was staying at my friend Russ's house,

895
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 2: and she was like, no, you should have hecked hooked

896
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 2: up with me. And then she just goes boom hangs up.

897
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 2: She said, boom, hangs up. And it went for two

898
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,760
Speaker 2: more days, two more days, No, you should have hooked

899
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 2: up with me, boom click, and then never responded again.

900
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 2: We never talked again, even though we like parked in

901
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 2: the same parking lot. But yeah, she gave me the

902
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 2: seventy two hours of nookie treatment. And whenever that song

903
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 2: comes on in some crappy movie or some MTV rewind

904
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 2: thing or whatever, it just I mean, it was so

905
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 2: it's the worst song. It was torturous.

906
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: Ah it is booom. Oh it is so funny too

907
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: when you hear a song that many times that there

908
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 1: is that that like deep deep brain connection that you

909
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: cannot remove. I remember it was I stay. I slept

910
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:19,479
Speaker 1: over my friend Paul Emelchenko's once exactly once in all

911
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: of my times in high school, and for some reason

912
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: he put the Spin Doctors that like Dragon album on,

913
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: and it was just on Spin Doctors on and you

914
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: just put it on repeat, and then we all went

915
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: to sleep, and then it just played all night long. Yeah,

916
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: at like kind of like moderate volume, do you know

917
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: what I mean? I think we were drunk going into bed,

918
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: but it was in high school. And then it still

919
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: woke up and whenever I hear it, all I can see,

920
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: like I hear any song off that album, I can

921
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: just see the bottom of I was like sleeping on

922
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: the floor. I can just see the bottom of his

923
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: bed because I was just lying on my side just

924
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 1: listening to it play NonStop for eight hours.

925
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 2: Yes, that's such a good point because my main memory

926
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 2: is of the sofa that she and I were sitting

927
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: on in our living room, which it had very coarse upholstery,

928
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 2: like very like if your elbows were on it too much,

929
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 2: it felt like they were rubbed raw. And I had

930
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 2: to sleep out there for like a night or two

931
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 2: because of Nookie in the other room. But that's weird

932
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 2: because that is my besides her, like getting mad, the

933
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 2: bush lights and that sofa, those are my memories. So

934
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 2: something about that fabric and that song intertwined forever. Good job, Kara,

935
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 2: you've made a lifelong impression.

936
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: Oh man, no, you know what it was? Wait? No,

937
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: it was the Soup Dragons. That's it.

938
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 2: I like the soup Dragons. They're better than the spin Doctors,

939
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 2: are they? Yeah, they're pretty cool.

940
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: I get them confused a lot.

941
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 2: I think. I think, well, what was the spin doctor?

942
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: I'm looking like?

943
00:48:54,440 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 2: Was two princes and pocket full of Kryptonite? Yeah, little miss,

944
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 2: can't be wrong. Those were there, Yeah it was.

945
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: I think it was Soup Dragons.

946
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 2: Soup Dragons had a song I think called Divine Thing.

947
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: Yes it was. It was a soup dragons. It's divine

948
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: Thing is when I hear that, that's what the that's

949
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: when I see it. So wow, that's interesting. Both very

950
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: bad names. I think that's maybe why I was confused

951
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: spin Doctors with soup Dragons.

952
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 2: I haven't been to a concert in a very long time,

953
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 2: and I it's funny. There's like different ages in your

954
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 2: life where it's not your your literally it's not your

955
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 2: numerical age, it's just your physical age where you start

956
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 2: to like different things and you don't know why. And

957
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 2: then you talk to your friends at age and They're like, yeah,

958
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 2: me too. And it was sit down concerts all of

959
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 2: a sudden sometimes in my sometime in my early thirties,

960
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't mind sitting down for a

961
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 2: band that I like. Like I it is like basically

962
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 2: just turning to dust and blowing away in the wind.

963
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 2: I know.

964
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,720
Speaker 1: It's so sad, isn't it? Because I remember I hated

965
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: all of my twenties. It was like it was like

966
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: maybe a core belief of my personality that one should

967
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: not sit down at a rock show. It was like

968
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: deep in me. And so I remember like going to

969
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: see like I think it was like radio Headeds at

970
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: Radio City Music hung and it was like people were

971
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: sitting down and I was furious. I was so mad

972
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: at them. Yeah, so angry.

973
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 2: Uh.

974
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: And now, oh, Hollywood Ball Show.

975
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 2: You go to the Hollywood Ball You sit down that you've

976
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 2: liked for a long time.

977
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: Have a picnic, picnic, have a picnic and watch some

978
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 1: music off Jesus hard meats.

979
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 2: If you had soft cheeses and hard meats, the banana

980
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 2: boys will show up and have a picnic at your

981
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:39,959
Speaker 2: rock show.

982
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: Hard nuts and soft fruits were there.

983
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 2: That's us. Wait a second, now, that I'm saying it

984
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 2: and reliving this in my head. It wasn't nookie, it

985
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 2: was rolling. It was the stupid song rolling, equally bad,

986
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,399
Speaker 2: terrible song. Sorry at all the biscuit heads out there,

987
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 2: but anyway, so let's wrap it up tight, wrap it

988
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: up tight.

989
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: This was sent in by Gerard Theron. I've never heard of.

990
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: This is the first throne other than Charlie's I've ever

991
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: heard of. I wonder if he is from South Africa.

992
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: This is in vice written by Matthew Galt, who.

993
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 2: Is b I t He's awesome at writing.

994
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: The last time the Suez Canal was blocked, a utopian

995
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: communist micro nation was formed at sea. Yes, yeah, maybe

996
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: this is interesting. So we all remember this is back.

997
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: This of course, was published back when the ever given

998
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: the giant dick drawing cargo ship got stuck in the

999
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 1: Suez Canal. Everyone's clear about that, right, that they went

1000
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: out of their way on GPS to draw a dick

1001
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: before getting stuck in the Suez Canal.

1002
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 2: Everybody's clear that, right. It's absolutely did they drew.

1003
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 1: Dick and then got stuck in get out. It's so

1004
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,720
Speaker 1: insane that one ship for six days decimated the global

1005
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: economy is so crazyn recovered.

1006
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 2: We're still recovered.

1007
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: There's still it's just so every time you want to

1008
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: do anything, it's like the supply chain issues. It's like,

1009
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means or why it's happening.

1010
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 2: I went to Ikea because I was bored, and I

1011
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,720
Speaker 2: was like, well, that's a big place to walk around,

1012
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: and every I was like, oh, that lamp school not there.

1013
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 2: Everything's empty, and they're like, yeah, supply Chain's not here. Yeah,

1014
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 2: crazy shoes.

1015
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: Every time I go like I wanted to buy shoes

1016
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: and I went to RII, every shoe is just like

1017
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 1: supply chain.

1018
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 2: All the normal size. Yeah, you're wearing a women six

1019
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 2: and a half right now, Like.

1020
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 1: I understand why you can't get a car because it's

1021
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: like some microchip is not available, Like part of the

1022
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: shoe is not available. The shoe made of just stuff.

1023
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 2: That's about. Yeah. Oh, speaking, which have you seen a

1024
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: pair of Tom's shoes in the last two years? Have not? Me? Neither?

1025
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 2: That talk about a sinking ship that was went from

1026
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 2: everybody had them to nobody had them, and honestly, probably

1027
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 2: good riddance. I don't know if they were a good

1028
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 2: company or not.

1029
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: But well, if they did what they said they did,

1030
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: then they are a good company, right because they were

1031
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: supposed to like donate a pair for every pair you buy.

1032
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, sadly was a pair of toms for every

1033
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 2: pair of you buy. But yes, you know, just a

1034
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 2: dinner napkin wraptor on your foot with cardboard stable to

1035
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 2: the bottom. But yes, it's a great concept.

1036
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: Great concept all right. Here it is for six days,

1037
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: a giant container ship block the Suez Canal, captivating the

1038
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: world and preventing sex, toys and other important goods from

1039
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 1: making it to their destination in a timely fashion. I

1040
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: do believe we covered that. We laughed, we memed, but

1041
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 1: we did not remember our history. Last time ships got

1042
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:42,319
Speaker 1: stuck in the Suez Canal, they were there for eight years.

1043
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: Oh from god, yeah, from nineteen sixty seven to nineteen

1044
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,959
Speaker 1: seventy five, in the aftermath of the Six Day War,

1045
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: fourteen ships were stranded in the Great Bitter Lake, a

1046
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: salt lake connected to the canal. Unable to leave, the crews,

1047
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: dubbed the Yellow Fleet because of the desert sand that

1048
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: eventually covered them, developed their own society at sea. This

1049
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 1: society developed its own postal service and stamps, and held

1050
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,760
Speaker 1: version of held a version of the Olympics in nineteen

1051
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:18,919
Speaker 1: sixty eight. Whoa yeah. The ramifications of stranded ships also

1052
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: led directly to the creation of the mega container ships

1053
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: we see now, which may have helped lead to the

1054
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: ever given saga which is fast oh okay. Trouble began

1055
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 1: in June nineteen sixty seven. Egypt and Israel went to

1056
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 1: war and what's now called the Six Day War. Though

1057
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: that specific conflict only lasted six days, the fallout from

1058
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: it would stretch on for decades. Peter Flack was serving

1059
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,280
Speaker 1: as the third mate on the British ship the MS

1060
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: Agapineur quote the captain, communicating by pipe and whistle, called

1061
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: up to tell me that he just heard the war

1062
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: broken out between Israel and the Arab States. Flak told

1063
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: author cath Senker for the book Stranded in the Six

1064
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: Day War, if you see anything unusual, please let me know,

1065
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 1: but don't tell the Egyptian pilot as weird. As part

1066
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: of the conflict, Egypt blockaded the Suez Canal. It blocked

1067
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: both ends of the canal with scuttled ships, debris, and

1068
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 1: sea mines to prevent its use frees by Israeli forces.

1069
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: That's crazy. They just they just put mine They just

1070
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: like sank ships and put mines. The ass from UWF,

1071
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: the Agapaneur and other ships sailing from West Germany, Sweden, France,

1072
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:33,240
Speaker 1: United Kingdom, Poland, Bulgaria, Czechoslovakia, and the United States were stranded.

1073
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 1: The ships floated in the canal watched the war unfold

1074
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 1: around them. The world was less connected in nineteen sixty

1075
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: seven than it is today. The ships had access to

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Speaker 1: radios and were able to call home, but Egyptian authorities

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Speaker 1: eventually asked them to stop. Okay, as the crisis wore on,

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Speaker 1: the Canadian government negotiated the exchange of some crews from

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Speaker 1: the ships. So then, basically, over the next eight years,

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Speaker 1: a weird system developed. The companies that owned the ships

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Speaker 1: to cycle crews through the ships, maintaining skeleton crews to

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Speaker 1: keep them afloat, but weren't allowed to sail the ships

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Speaker 1: out of the canal. So as time passed, the ships

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Speaker 1: communicated with each other and grew into community. They formed

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Speaker 1: the Great Bitter Lake Association to administer to the needs of.

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Speaker 2: The crew insane.

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Speaker 1: According to a Time article from nineteen sixty nine, The

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Speaker 1: crew's biggest problem was boredom. Quote to while away the time.

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Speaker 1: They take part in lifeboat races, play soccer on the

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Speaker 1: broad deck of the largest ship. They attend church services

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Speaker 1: on the West German ship. They watch movies on the

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Speaker 1: Bulgarian freighter, the Polish freighter. Did Jakarta even print stamps

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Speaker 1: for the maroon vessels, and then Egyptian postal authorities allowed

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Speaker 1: stamps to be used as legal postage.

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Speaker 2: Yea, this is interesting. They formed society. This is like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's pretty wild.

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Speaker 1: And they just drank an enormous amount of beer. So

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Speaker 1: immense amounts of beer are consumed in the heat, says

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Speaker 1: one crewman. There must be five feet worth of beer

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Speaker 1: bottles on the bottom around each hull by now, which

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Speaker 1: is crazy that they just threw them again nineteen sixty seven.

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Speaker 2: Different time, different times. Time.

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Speaker 1: The Ya that is literally when I lived in New Jersey,

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Speaker 1: and I've talked about this in my stand up, we would,

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Speaker 1: we would when you got McDonald's. It was everyone I

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Speaker 1: knew did this. As you were driving home, you would

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Speaker 1: eat it in the car and then as you finished

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Speaker 1: you would throw it all out the window. Just driving

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Speaker 1: down the highway, roll the window down and the bag

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Speaker 1: of McDonald's would go flying out the window, and everyone

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Speaker 1: was just like, Yep, that's right, that's the way things

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Speaker 1: are done.

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Speaker 2: And no, and you've spent the second half of your

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Speaker 2: life correcting that you were the first person I know

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Speaker 2: to drink out of an al jeene bottle or like,

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Speaker 2: so to reduce plastic, you've I think you guilted yourself

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Speaker 2: into being the new captain planning.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, basically they did all this. They had an

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Speaker 1: Olympic Games. There was fourteen events. A soccer playing dog

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Speaker 1: named Bulbull participated in the games and was awarded a medal.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, and then basically because of this, the only

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Speaker 1: reason that ships were kept a certain size was to

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Speaker 1: get through the Suez Canal. But because it was blocked

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Speaker 1: for eight years, they immediately started making bigger ships. So quote,

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Speaker 1: after the canal closed, there was an almost overnight demand

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Speaker 1: for a twenty five percent increase in oil tanker capacity.

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Speaker 1: The shipping companies began to build even bigger supertankers, and

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Speaker 1: there was an explosive, explosive growth of merchant fleets. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that is why the evergiving got stuck because it

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Speaker 1: was so big because it was like a super supertanker.

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Speaker 2: It was making up for lost years, for the eight

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Speaker 2: years of this weird the cycling the cruis and announced.

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Speaker 2: The weirdest part to me that they were like ships

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Speaker 2: stay and then other people had to go take over,

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00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 2: like it's like Lost. This was like the TV show Lost,

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00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 2: only it really happened and it's more confusing somehow.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it fascinating thing? I don't even I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what a skeleton crew for a tanker of that

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Speaker 1: size would be at that time. But there's a photograph.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's shirtless, sweating, drinking beer, smoking, playing the guitar and inspeedos.

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Speaker 2: It's it's wait, this sounds pretty good all this other Hey,

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Speaker 2: now we'll see We'll see you in ninety days when

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Speaker 2: Kurt's back off the wagon. This is gonna be get

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00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 2: you and see you in the Suez Canal.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's it. Another episode of Bananas, folks. Scottie, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much.

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Speaker 2: You got it, buddy. Happy twenty twenty two to everybody,

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Speaker 2: thanks for listening. We love you, Banana Nana. This has

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Speaker 2: been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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