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Speaker 1: Hey, y'all, Hi, Donald's chewing. What are you chewing? Donald?

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Speaker 1: I just have something too. I made some nachos for

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Speaker 1: myself and the kids. Who Speaking of eating, I had

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Speaker 1: some leftover steak and I chopped it up him And

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Speaker 1: speaking of eating, while on a show, I finally tuned

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Speaker 1: in finally for Daniel's twitch. Unbeknownst to me, I had

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Speaker 1: had a lot of jazz cabbage, so I was under

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Speaker 1: you were under extra scrutiny a fantastic Donald. Were you

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Speaker 1: able to get on because I was texting you you

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Speaker 1: gotta see this dude in action. I did, I wasn't

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Speaker 1: able to get on. But what you told me was

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Speaker 1: that he is not the same person that he Well,

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Speaker 1: he has a very he has a very big you know,

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Speaker 1: he's the lead of the show, so he has a

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Speaker 1: much bigger personality. I like that the lead of the show.

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Speaker 1: Well you are, you're in the foreground. It's your show

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Speaker 1: that you're very charming. Thank you. I have never I

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Speaker 1: have never watched a twitch anything before, so for me

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Speaker 1: it was I mean, I've seen them spoofed or I've

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Speaker 1: seen like clips of Beauty Pie playing games. Sure isn't

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Speaker 1: he the most famous one? He's a big one, yes,

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Speaker 1: very big. But one thing I learned Donald is that,

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Speaker 1: you know, we tease him from being like a cam

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Speaker 1: girl or a stripper. But it is analogous in some

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Speaker 1: ways in that there's a lot of lead up and teasing.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of what do you call it edging,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of edging god before before he plays

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Speaker 1: a game, so it is there's a lot of four play.

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Speaker 1: It starts with him eating you I want it's like,

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Speaker 1: what do you call that muck bang? Where the people

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Speaker 1: eat and you watch the meat? That was unique? But yes,

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Speaker 1: I was eating wait before wait wait wait, wait, the

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Speaker 1: name is unique already. Did you just say muck bang?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that what it's called? Yes? Can you explain to

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Speaker 1: the listeners who have no idea what mukbang is? What

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Speaker 1: muckbang is? Sure, muckbang is a video. It's m uk

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Speaker 1: b a n G if everyone wants to look it up.

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Speaker 1: And it's videos of people eating food, and sometimes that

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Speaker 1: food is requested by the fans, but it's just watching

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Speaker 1: people eat their food. Sometimes it's like I'm going to

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Speaker 1: this restaurant and watched meat, or sometimes it's my fan

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Speaker 1: wanted me to eat six hundred chicken nuggets and so

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Speaker 1: here we go. It's like that Asian. It's like that

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Speaker 1: Asian goad. I'd be eating some of the nasty. Should

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Speaker 1: have seen her eat, like the shit she bites into

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Speaker 1: its squirts and everything. Like. Yeah, and there's one woman

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Speaker 1: who ate a live octopus and it attacked her face.

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Speaker 1: That's what she gets, you, a live octopus? Yeah, exactly

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Speaker 1: what she get. Didn't she see my friend the octopus

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Speaker 1: or whatever? My octopus teacher jez Louise Joel. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever watched mukbang? Uh? Yes, but like in a it

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Speaker 1: was like a vice report or something like that. I've

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Speaker 1: never liked sought out be like, let me go watch

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Speaker 1: some people eat. It's not my thing, But what do

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Speaker 1: you think that people like about it? The sounds are sensual,

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Speaker 1: it's well for some people it's the ASMR, but for

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Speaker 1: other folks, it's just like a genuine like connectivity sort

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Speaker 1: of thing. It's like I'm gonna sit down and eat

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Speaker 1: with this person if that person's good at commentary. In between,

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Speaker 1: it's more of like okay, yeah, but a lot of

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Speaker 1: it's like it's a lot of it's like I was

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Speaker 1: about I think it's sexual too, because a lot of

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Speaker 1: it's like this, I'm gonna take a bite right now,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put it to my mouth. Listen, here's Donald,

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Speaker 1: do some more with that food you're eating. Be louder,

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Speaker 1: be louder. Yeah, I think this is where if I

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Speaker 1: was into it, i'd get the lotion. I don't know

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Speaker 1: by so anyway, Donald, I'm watching. By the time I swallowed,

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Speaker 1: that's if you don't go yeah, now I haven't done

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Speaker 1: my job, then you're a really good muckbanger. I'm watching Daniel,

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Speaker 1: and I thought I tuned in for a video game,

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Speaker 1: but it opens with muck bang. He is eating a

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Speaker 1: sushi I believe indeed, and talking to his fans. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of conversation. It's like a dreaming conversation on

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Speaker 1: the bottom of the screen. And then Stephanie comes in,

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Speaker 1: who I'd never seen in real life, and she's very beautiful. Daniel,

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Speaker 1: thank you, very charming. Daniel did very well. Stephanie came

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Speaker 1: not get into the munk Bang. That was solely Daniel's thing, indeed,

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Speaker 1: there was gonna be a video game that was gonna

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Speaker 1: be played. There was eventually yea. Now, Daniel, how many

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Speaker 1: people roughly do you think watched you eat that sushi

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Speaker 1: think unique viewers there's probably about like eight hundred people

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Speaker 1: who come in over an entire stream. We gotta get

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Speaker 1: that up. Daniel. Well, I'm why aren't you people who

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Speaker 1: like Why if you're listening and you're one of these

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Speaker 1: people like Daniel that like to watch people pivideo games,

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Speaker 1: please watch his twitch because these numbers are not The

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Speaker 1: poor man is mukbanging and we need his numbers up.

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Speaker 1: He's showing you a lot. I really appreciate that. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: and working out. I just got a green screen, so

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Speaker 1: I've been at it. That's how you saw it, like

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Speaker 1: so you know we've been upping the production value. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you're sassy. I think your personality is a bit sassy, definitely,

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Speaker 1: because you know, you gotta be. You gotta be, you

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Speaker 1: gotta whip these people on the internet into place. Well,

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Speaker 1: you were very charming and I thought Donald would really

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Speaker 1: like it, and Donald probably would have. The video game

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Speaker 1: does tease. Yes, there's a lot of brimming. There's a

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Speaker 1: lot of like, pretty soon, I'm going to play the

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Speaker 1: fucking car game, but first I gotta eat this fucking role.

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Speaker 1: You gotta edge. You gottagine he's edging all sixty of

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Speaker 1: to watch Daniel play this car game and he gotta

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Speaker 1: wait for Dan Annill to eat dinner. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for coming to the stream. I appreciate that it was great.

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Speaker 1: Tell people where to watch it. For those of you

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Speaker 1: twitch dot tv, slash dj Underscore d a n L

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Speaker 1: DJ Daniel on Twitch. That feels like that feels like

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Speaker 1: a lot for people to remember, but they will. It's

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Speaker 1: all good. Follow me on Twitter. I post about it

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Speaker 1: all the time. Enough, Daniel, we should probably get into

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Speaker 1: the show. Let's do it about show about a bunch

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Speaker 1: of dots and nurses. Now, I noticed that Donald hasn't

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Speaker 1: solved his echo problem. It doesn't sound like him. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I'm at the beach and it's so hot.

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Speaker 1: I chose for sound reasons open doors instead of air conditioning,

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Speaker 1: what's happening? Oh my goodness, Wilder has just entered with

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Speaker 1: a new hairstyle. That looks so beautiful. Your hair looks great, Wilder,

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Speaker 1: you can't hear us. Looks so pretty? Oh wow? Is

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Speaker 1: it your first blowout? Wilder? Tell her that it looks beautiful. Town.

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Speaker 1: She can't hear us. Hold On, Wilder, that looks so good.

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Speaker 1: It looks so pretty. Okay, is this you had your

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Speaker 1: hair blown out? No? Yeah, yeah, man, Yeah, we're about

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Speaker 1: us the new walk, Wilder. Now, Casey said that the

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Speaker 1: think because Casey was here, Daniel, we should play the

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Speaker 1: Casey song, Casey come down here to do And that's

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Speaker 1: what okay, what a song? What a bob dude. This

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Speaker 1: girl got her hair blowed out and she is loving it.

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Speaker 1: barbies have. Now, yeah, well that's the thing barbies have

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Speaker 1: Daniel's like, yep, I I know, and I've had an afro,

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Speaker 1: you know me. So this episode it started off and

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Speaker 1: he's I know, but don't you think that would be

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Speaker 1: it's Keith that is really enjoying the lotion being spread

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Speaker 1: on him. He's biting his towel. Yeah, yeah, yes, in ecstasy. Yes, um,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's very very homely erotic. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: homo erotic as Dave. Let's let's let's I told you

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Speaker 1: episode season two, episode three, and that has taken uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I know they're not gay, but Benny Blanco,

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Speaker 1: I mean, Benny Blanco has Dave's penis on his face

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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, they're very comfortable. They're very comfortable with

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Speaker 1: Am I right? And searching you're you're absolutely right. It's

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Speaker 1: like Daniel's not gonna get kicked off for doing his thing,

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Speaker 1: just trying to help the only fans. Well, so where

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Speaker 1: You will have a new website soon. Let's create one.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to? I mean, now, hey, you know what,

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Speaker 1: you rub So Bella Thorne really made out well then

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Speaker 1: but she made that bag. Well, you're allowed to um

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Speaker 1: it's not another hounday ad will listen? What if we

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Speaker 1: reopen our own sex work channel? Fake boobies real fans

420
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: there you go? Oh my god? Yes? But why I

421
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 1: gotta be fake boobs? Can't it just be a play

422
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: on the name of the show? Donald, No doubt you fake? Yeah? Please,

423
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: it's called fake boobies, real boobies, real vulva, real boobs.

424
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 1: Dani'll see if that website's taken. Right now, can we

425
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,959
Speaker 1: get back to the show, please? You gotta got off

426
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: the rails. Okay, so Cox has been named the best

427
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 1: doctor and he wants everyone to call him the best doctor. Right,

428
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 1: it's clear that he's the best doctor too, right, and

429
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 1: everyone's got the whole staff lined up. And it appears

430
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: that he's saying, if you don't say you are when

431
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: he says who's the best doctor, that he's got some

432
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,719
Speaker 1: agreement where the janitor will stick his mop up your

433
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: But yes, yep, that's what happened. Yeah, that's exactly that's

434
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: the end that's in the show. And they're not really

435
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: joking about it. I mean, the janitor does they do it?

436
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: They do it? It does it to Lonnie? Right, yeah,

437
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: twice twice two times, and and and and and Lonnie

438
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: said it, but he didn't say it loud enough. I

439
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: don't know much about HR departments, but I feel like

440
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 1: the janitors threatening and following through un shoving a room

441
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: up your butt probably doesn't fit within the rules. Yeah,

442
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna agree with

443
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: you on Batman. Yes, Okay, now, um now, Turk and JD.

444
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: Appears that the Watchee Tuckies are on all the time

445
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: because we're both eavesdropping on each other's lives. Yes, and

446
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 1: I you say that you want to do the Dolphin,

447
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: can you explain, now we've cleaned the dolphin up, we

448
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: probably can't at least describe the dolphin even on here. Well,

449
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: we can't describe the dolphin. And we'll decide later if

450
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna cut it out or not. Okay, we'll probably

451
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 1: cut it out. But Donald, explain what the real dolphin

452
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 1: is in in the most and the most in the

453
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: most elegant way and tactful way you can. You're asking

454
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 1: me to do that? Yeah? Maybe, Oh, I think we

455
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: can't say. We'll just know what it is. We'll beep

456
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: it out. Okay. So in words television show the dolphins

457
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: your words, he slides into his woman like a dolphin. Right, Yeah,

458
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: that's in the television show. Yes, in real life? What's

459
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: the dolphin? In real life? Donald? The dolphin is when

460
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: you are having relations with your said partner. Yes, and

461
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: you're using using using you have you must be a

462
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: must be a male and female for it to work.

463
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: I believe in and the style known often used by

464
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: k nines. Right in the right, So you have relations

465
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: in the style often used by k nines exactly, And

466
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: it's when you decide to back up out of K

467
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: nine situation and choose an alternate route. And choose an

468
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: alternate route mainly balloon not or yes or and then

469
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: your your your partner. The female in this situation turns

470
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 1: around you, shaking her head and says, oh, I don't

471
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: know if you can keep that on the show and

472
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: still keep sponsors. But all right, so that's the real dolphin.

473
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: Donald did an NBA version of it. Yes. Now, this

474
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: was written by Bill's assistant Aaron. Do you remember Aaron

475
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: good old Aaron Bola Jolo. Yeah, great guy who was

476
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: Builds assistant for many years, and this was his opportunity

477
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,479
Speaker 1: to write a script after five seasons on the air.

478
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: He is and was a writer and directed by Adam Bernstein, who,

479
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: as are, one of our favorites who directed the pilot.

480
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: We've given him lots of shout outs and credit also

481
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: told us who also told us the dolphin joke? Did

482
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 1: it really come from him? Yeah? I did. Oh I've

483
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: known that joke for for twenty years and I never

484
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: knew where it started. And you're saying, Standam Bernstein, thank

485
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: you Adam Bernstein for sharing that with us. Now we

486
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: cut to Turk crying with a backpack on in the

487
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: field position in the bathroom. What happened turk Um Turk

488
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 1: is told that backpacks aren't necessarily for no purses purses, right,

489
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: his backpack looks like a purse, and therefore this is

490
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: one of those episodes. It's also where it's like, I

491
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: don't know if that would fly nowadays, Like, well, I

492
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: don't know. It's nothing wrong with a nice merse nowadays. Yeah, well, okay,

493
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: in whatever, you feel like the joke would have taken

494
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: a different turn. Yeah, I feel like you would be like,

495
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm rocking this backpack? How dare you right? Right? But Donald,

496
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: you're not going to do the thing where you wear

497
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: the fanny pack? O? No, no, no, no, no no. Daniel,

498
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: do you do that? I feel like you might do that.

499
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: Do you wear the fanny pack over your chest? Yeah?

500
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: I do sometimes? Does you? Does your fanny packs say

501
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: Supreme on it too? No? It doesn't. It says raising

502
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: canes the chicken place. Okay. Something struck me as Daniel

503
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: as a potential um fanny pack across chess guy because

504
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: he's always prepared, danel, do you have a Supreme T shirt?

505
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: Do you have a Supreme T shirt? I have not

506
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: a single piece of Supreme clothing. Don't you feel like

507
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: the people wearing fanny packs across their chests. Should should stop?

508
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: Shouldn't this be an intervention? Absolutely not? I don't think so.

509
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: I think I think what's in the fanny pack? You

510
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: should uh, you should wonder about, you know, because why not?

511
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: Why not just put the fanny pack over your fanny

512
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: because it doesn't look as cool. It's the utility looks

513
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: like you know, utility ready a Chewbacca. It's like the

514
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: Chewbacca strap across. Are you also not into the bulletproof

515
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: vest fashion that's happening now? I think, whoa what? Whoa?

516
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: Hold on? Bulletproof? People are wearing bulletproof vests in the street.

517
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: Bulletproof I don't know. They look like yeah, but they

518
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: look like kevlar vest. But some are made of like

519
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: plush cotton and they have like everything is giant pocket

520
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: right now, it's the move. I don't know if you

521
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: can legally wear a bulletproof vest. If you're just anybody,

522
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: you can you do no duel? Look that up. I

523
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: don't think anybody and everybody is legally Maybe it's a

524
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: state thing that's fucked up if you can't wear a

525
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: bulletproof vest. But but then people could have guns. I

526
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: don't know. Let's find out the answer. Joe Well has

527
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: her looking face on. In California, civilians can purchase an

528
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: us A bulletproof vest unless he or she has been

529
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: convicted of a felony, which is wow, because if you've

530
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: been convicted of there's a chance you might need one

531
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: more than others. Yeah, wild, well, okay, I guess it's

532
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: a state rule. For some reason, I remember hearing that

533
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: you weren't You weren't allowed to wear one unless you

534
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: how to read here. You're certainly right if you're a felon, right,

535
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: But for some reason I thought it was like a

536
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: deterrent for people to go rob banks, because like, no,

537
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: you're not legally around. I don't know, m I say,

538
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: I'm wrong that I don't, I don't mean, or maybe

539
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: there's another state that I don't know, So I um so.

540
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: Jamie and Pediatrics Dowland is whom Elliott would sleep with.

541
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: And then all the women who hear her name moan

542
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: when they think of this woman in pediatrics. But so

543
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: did the men too, don't they? Or at least you do?

544
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I clearly have a crush on Jamie and

545
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: Pediatrics as well. Turk's voice is always higher when he's nude,

546
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: and then we cut to you totally naked, who's not wrestler?

547
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: Stone called Steve Auston, Stone Cold Steve Auston's bicep, which

548
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: is very large, fortunately, is uh is blocking your giblets? Yeah,

549
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: it's blocking the junk. Trunk the junk. Now do you

550
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: remember shooting that? Did it take a while to line up?

551
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: Stone called Steve Auston to block your junk? Well, there's

552
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: not a lot of junk, Zach, so it was kind

553
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: of easy for Stone Cold Steve Auston too cover. What

554
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: do you mean junk? What do you mean? What do

555
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: you mean? What do I mean? I lost you? You

556
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: have such a big penis and that that's just that's toy,

557
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: ye go on. Okay, I think it was as I

558
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: think it was a I think it was a perspective thing.

559
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: They put Steve Stone called very close to the camera

560
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: so that your eel could be well hidden. Um. Under

561
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: New York state law, it's against the law to wear

562
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: a body armor during the commission of a violent crime. Okay,

563
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: well I get that one too, Joel. These are very

564
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: specific rules for when you can wear right. You're allowed

565
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: you you're allowed to wear a body armor as long

566
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: as you don't commit a violent crime with it or

567
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: are a felon. So far, let's just keep looking Joe. Um,

568
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna come right back and talk about

569
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: how Carla has some device. I have no idea if

570
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: it's real to get semen out of churn. We'll be

571
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: right back and we're back. Is that we're back and

572
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: we're back? Is that a real device? Does anybody know? No,

573
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: I've heard of the pump before, where you stick your

574
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: junk in a pump and you pump it up so

575
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: it can get real big, or you try to make

576
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: it big or I know, But that contraption. Was that

577
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: a joke contraption? I think I'm pretty sure it was

578
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: a joke contraption. There's no way you can can you

579
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: can steal semen from somebody without them knowing it other

580
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: than you? Are you blindfolded? Yes? He was blind? She blind?

581
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: I mean she had this device and she I don't

582
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: think you can do it. I don't think you can

583
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: do I don't think that's I don't think it's well.

584
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to funk up your Google, but will you

585
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: look at there's a device where someone can pull semen

586
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: out of someone without them ejaculating. Phone, I got you.

587
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm on my non work computer. I can look this up. Okay, yeah,

588
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: we don't want to get these guys in trouble at iHeart, Daniel.

589
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: Is there a device that would would would would extract

590
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: semen without ejaculation and would it look anything like? There's

591
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: no way that's possible, dude, There's no way, all right,

592
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: because the semen look at Joel's face. Where did you

593
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: find you all? Something called a RAM ejaculator. I literally

594
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: saw the exact same thing. It's the top answer when

595
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: I searched the semen stealing device seen. This thing is

596
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: just a it's just a I don't know. It just

597
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: looks like a jildo on a machine that's gonna piston. Basically, Oh,

598
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: it's on a piston. Yeah yeah, I don't think that's

599
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: that's gonna do that. That's that's that's what a woman.

600
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: It sounds like to me, well, or anyone who's a receiver, Donald,

601
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: I would just like to I'm just I'm just gonna

602
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: share my screen real quick. I just love that it

603
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: says equipment that works the RAM ejaculator. Wow, A smooth

604
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: probe that is inserted in the rectum of the of

605
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: the is the low voltage impulse? Oh, this is Oh,

606
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: this is this is actually okay for first who use

607
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: it dot dot dot every day. This is this might

608
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: be for a cow, This is for an animal. This

609
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: is yeah. Wait, don't get rid of it. I want

610
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 1: to read a go back. I want to read what

611
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: it said. This is not for a human today, it's

612
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: for a ram. I thought it was a typo. It says,

613
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: a smooth probe that is inserted in the rectum of

614
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: the ram, pressing the Pressing the button produces a low

615
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: voltage impulse that causes the RAM to ejaculate. Semen is

616
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: then collected in a sterile container. For this is someone's job, dude,

617
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: to fucking ass fuck a ram and collect the semen.

618
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: You listener, who are complaining about your job, It's not

619
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 1: that God. Here's the picture of the person handling it.

620
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: What is this? What is this? It's very expensive. It's

621
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: for eighty six if you want one. It doesn't look

622
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: it doesn't look that big. It is interesting that electric

623
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: pulses in an anus rectum cause the ram to ejaculate.

624
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: Would that cause a human to ejaculate? We gotta try it, Dan,

625
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: don't get one heart paper this. Let's get that emailed.

626
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 1: Will go, Oh my god, well will you see it? Well,

627
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: I know were I know. We're negotiating our contracts for Yeah. Well,

628
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: we want freedom, we want freedom, Will, and we want

629
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: we want the ability to stick a ram in tunnel,

630
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: rock paper scissor, rock paper scissor a mere you, rock

631
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: paper scissor. I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna stop, I'm

632
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: gonna stop sharing. All right, let's focus back on the show. Guys.

633
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: Come on. Okay, so you're crying. You're crying in the baths.

634
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: I had him a mosa. I must admit this is

635
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: the first time I've ever had a tiny buzz on

636
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: this show. Bullshit, I've watched this show. No, when we

637
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: did a live show. Dude, I watch you drink wine

638
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 1: before on the show without the live show though. Okay, no,

639
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm not you. All right, listen crying in the bathroom again.

640
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: And we see all your old tattoos which are now gone, right,

641
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: didn't you have them removed? I did. I went to

642
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: doctor tattoo Off and it worked. Years are pretty gone, right,

643
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: but they take a lot of sessions, right, how many sessions.

644
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: It takes. Well this one. I only did like six

645
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: sessions with this one, but I was supposed to do

646
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: twelve and I just didn't finish it. He had a Superman.

647
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: There was a Superman and then my name underneath it,

648
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: like I'd like I so I wouldn't forget it, I guess.

649
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how old were you when

650
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 1: you got those tattoos? Eighteen? And I remember I wanted

651
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: it so bad. I wanted a tattoo so bad because

652
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was sexy and girls would like it.

653
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: And really, at the end of the day, it was

654
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: you know, I had to paint it up for so

655
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: many movies that I was in, you know, and television

656
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: shows and Scrubs was the first show that I was on. Whatever, like,

657
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: we don't give a shit, just led it be. It's

658
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: interesting though, because we never address it on Scrubs ever.

659
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: Why it says a day of shoon on Turk's arm, Yeah,

660
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: well I says shoom. It just says shoom. I would

661
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: just says shoon. Yeah, I'm not going to get the

662
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: shoot and taken off my lower back. I dare you,

663
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: you dare I mean to get shown on my on

664
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: my body somewhere. I dare you to get it on

665
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: your lower back. I don't want to tramp stamp, with

666
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: all due respect to people off tramps times. But what

667
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 1: if I what if I get like shoon on my arm?

668
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: I mean, that's very nice of you, I would I

669
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: It's not like we're gonna break up. You know, sometimes

670
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: couples don't want to get tattoos of each other because

671
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: they could break up. But we're not going to break up.

672
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: You know where. I think you should get my name tattooed,

673
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: taint shaft. I think taint will hurt most. I want

674
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: it to hurt. Alright, alright, come on, come on, all right, listen.

675
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: Laverne gossiping. Laverne and the Elevator made me laugh so

676
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: hard when she finds out that Turkey shooting blanks or

677
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: it's a possibility that Turkey is shooting. And how about

678
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 1: every time they go around the gossip circle, I'm in

679
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 1: there twice. Come around the other side, because I'm getting

680
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 1: everybody gossiping. Yeah, we also learned the janitor does indeed

681
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: hit Kelso with the broom on his head. Kelso then

682
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: knocks on his head and we hear a clink and

683
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: someone says that he is a skull like a mountain goat. Yes,

684
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: I don't know why the janitor wasn't fired for hitting

685
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: Kelso on his head with a broom. You know, there

686
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 1: are a lot of reasons for people to get fired

687
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: in this hospital, and let's just be honest. I know. Well,

688
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: we also learned that Kelso has a mistress that was

689
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: once a lifeguard and she's the one who recently gave

690
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: his wife's CBR. That shit had me rolling, fucking yeah,

691
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: you know this this show didn't have a lot of

692
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: jokes in it though. It's what I you know, It's

693
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: not as wacky as some of the episodes we've done

694
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: so far, I know, but it was. It was a

695
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: very odd one. It was very odd. Okay, the janitor

696
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 1: has insane aim. He throws a melon over the hospital. Well,

697
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: now he must have sonar too, because he hears the

698
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: sound through the phone, takes a melan from nowhere and

699
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: tosses it over the hospital and hits JD in the head. Yes,

700
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: a one in one nine gazillion chances. The chances of

701
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: that happening are astronomical. Dude. Well, he's got a good arm,

702
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 1: even if he didn't have act. You're see, he threw

703
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: a melan over a hospital, right. I don't think over

704
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: a building. I know, I could not. I don't. I

705
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think four story building. Yeah, four

706
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: story hospital could could your fanciest quarterback do it? Probably not? Yeah?

707
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: Because it's high, Yeah, it's still it has to it

708
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: has to maintain the distance of the hospital in the

709
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: air before it before it starts to come down. Yeah,

710
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, Well that happened. And

711
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: then um, he knocks me out right, yes, And then

712
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: I say on the watchie talkie, you're firing blanks. LaVerne's

713
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: in the elevator. She hears it, everybody hears it. And

714
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: now it's a conversation. I repeat, are you firing blanks? Right?

715
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: And I'm like, stupid watchie talkie And I get rid

716
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: of the watchie talkie. And this is how the janitor

717
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: gets it, finds it in the trash. That's really that's

718
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: fucked up that you so easily gave up on our

719
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: watchie talkies. Well, you know it's proven enough, but a

720
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: headache for Turk so far, you know. Okay, now let's

721
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: get into this sh sperm donor scene, the audience has

722
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: to know something, and it's my father's birthday to day

723
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: he's passed away, but he was very very dear to me,

724
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: So happy birthday, Dad, Happy birthday. And secondly, he and

725
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: my stepmother are were visiting this day and they are

726
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: in background in the sperm donor waiting room. What do

727
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: you call that? It's not a sperm donor. What do

728
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: you call that where you're the spanker bank. I don't

729
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: know if that's where it's called where you go to

730
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: test to see if you've got good sperm. Oh, I

731
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: don't know, but I'm guessing it's a spec fertility clinic

732
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah. Anyway, the funny thing is

733
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: neither one of them was of an age where they

734
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 1: would have any reason to be in fertility clinic. So

735
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: what's your rationalization for my my, my, my stepmother and

736
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: father being there? They were scorting their son. Yeah, I

737
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: thought they were dropping off their son or something like that.

738
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: Or it just doesn't feel like the kind of place

739
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: you'd want your parents. No, it's not. But I do

740
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: love the fact that JD has several ways of masturbating.

741
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: Since he's now newly uh, well, not newly, but since

742
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: his since he's living in Elliott's house and he has

743
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: to find a way to Yes. Now, JD teaches Turk

744
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: the Stranger, which is one of the most genius masturbation

745
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: skills I've ever heard in my life. I think it's me.

746
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: We didn't make it up, right, that's a famous thing,

747
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: the stranger, or do we make it? It has to

748
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: it has to be something that's happened before. Like somebody,

749
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: I know, somebody was like, had you heard of the

750
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: stranger outside of scrubs? Joel? Had you honestly think the

751
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: stranger was the first time I heard of it? It

752
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: became vernacular in my friend group, I think because of Scrubs. Okay, Joel,

753
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: are you still there? Well? I I you hadn't you had?

754
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: Or have head? Not head? Okay? All right, well there

755
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: you go. Donald. Even if it wasn't our originally our joke,

756
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: we introduced um the world to the concept of the stranger.

757
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: Have you tried the Stranger? No? I don't think it's

758
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: possible to really execute with a dead arm. It's not

759
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: a dead arm, it's a dead hand either. I don't

760
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: know what you're doing with a with a dead hand

761
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: and trying to complete the like one side can't feel it,

762
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: but one side can you know what I mean? Right?

763
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,720
Speaker 1: But how is it? How are you able to because

764
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: you can you use you can use the other side

765
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: to hold you hold the wrist with the working hand. No,

766
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: you don't, you use so you're just sort of throwing

767
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: your dead hand at your Do do I need to say?

768
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: Do I need to get into this? Well we can

769
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: bleep it if it's too bad. But what do you

770
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:56,240
Speaker 1: in your mind as a pressure sensor? What you science?

771
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: Just happened? What? All? Right? Anyway? My favorite line I

772
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: think I think I improved this one, Donald, But it's

773
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: my favorite line of the scene. Which is or any

774
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: of the reading materials in there available for those of

775
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: us out here? Can you get ad live that? I

776
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: remember this scene because your parents were there that day. Yeah,

777
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: I do remember this scene. And the woman gives me

778
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: a look like, no, you're not allowed to look at

779
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: porn in the waiting room? Right? What about when the

780
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: janitor contacts me on his watching talking goes, hey, JD,

781
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: this is the black surgeon that you always hang out

782
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: with out come outside to the ramp dog. But dude,

783
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: he gets like fucking wildly coyote. He's got it's gonna

784
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: drop a monitor on my head. I mean I could

785
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: kill me. Yeah, that could kill you. He has a

786
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: freaking computer monitor in his hand and he's waiting for

787
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: you to walk out the door so he could smash

788
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: this thing over your skull. It's full on Roadrunner and coyote.

789
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: He's gonna smash a monitor on my head and I'll

790
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: be dead. He wasn't urd you. Yeah, that's a murder, AJD.

791
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 1: It's the black doctor you've always hang out with. Come

792
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 1: out to the ramp Dog. So you're a fifth wheel.

793
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: You're not You're no longer the third wheel. You're now

794
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: the fifth wheel. Yes, JD is at the end of

795
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: the show. I noticed you. I'm about right before you.

796
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: Um Judy comes right before carl It comes in to

797
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: help you. They the camera goes off a stack of

798
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: pornographic videotapes and the top ones, the top ones, they're

799
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: obviously fake, so they could be cleared to be on

800
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: the show. But the top ones title is sizzle. Let's callback?

801
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: Is that a callback? Is that a callback to the

802
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: beginning to what you don't say? Sizzle? His back was

803
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: sizzling like bacon oho erotic scene. Oh oh no, there's

804
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: a woman in a big bathing. That's funny, good, good thinking.

805
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: But no, it's just probably like a word looks sexual.

806
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: That isn't that they could actually show, you know, on

807
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: a on a porn quote unquote porn tape. Sizzle sizzle.

808
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,760
Speaker 1: And then you say to Carla, I'm about to build

809
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: this up. All right, I'm sorry this episode is so

810
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: sexual everyone. It's about it's about it's about it's about sex.

811
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: Though it's about sex, I'm sorry everybody. Like Elliot has

812
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: an intern who she's and she's abusing the power of

813
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: you know, her status at the hospital so she could

814
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: take the intern home and fuck all the time, you know,

815
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: like that's her goal, her whole at this whole episode,

816
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: her thing is how can I get Keith out so

817
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 1: I can have sex with him at home so we

818
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 1: can fuck. Right, But then they do reveal and Jad

819
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: helps him out because he's so fucking weird um that

820
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: Keith is the best doctor. So he finally comes around

821
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: on Keith a little bit and says, no, it's not Yes,

822
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 1: it might be annoying to you that Elliot's constantly choosing Keith.

823
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: But he's the best doctor, so shut up, right, and

824
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: he is the best out of them. Yeah, and then

825
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: Travis is really starting to come out of his show.

826
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, he's really we talked about

827
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: it last week, but you know, and how he had

828
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: to play catch up really fast, but he's really starting

829
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: to enjoy his time won the show and this I

830
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: think that's why he lasted so long on the series. Um, yeah,

831
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: well he's great, He's the perfect He's Travis. Couldn't have

832
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: done this better. He did a really job. Now at

833
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: the end, JD pulls a full shining on the janitor

834
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: and he's stuck in the walk in freezer. Yes, freezing

835
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: to death. Yeah, we're not playing games anymore in this hospital.

836
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: We're really trying to kill each other. Well, he had

837
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: a fucking computer and he was gonna smash it. I

838
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: never knew, right, I never knew right that you put

839
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,359
Speaker 1: him in a freezer for the rest of his life.

840
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: Do you notice that when he's in the freezer, right,

841
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: I say, on the watch, he talkie something like I

842
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 1: forgot what I say, but he's got he's before you

843
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: see him frozen, but he's holding a hammer. Yes, he

844
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: was gonna meet me in there and kill me with

845
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: the hammer. He was gonna fucking bash your skull. I

846
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: never noticed Ford and presumed innocent. I really never knew

847
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: that the games had gone to this level of like death.

848
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't recall it going that far either,

849
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: but um, well they were stepped up in this episode

850
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: for sure. For sure. How hot is it where you are?

851
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: It's so hot? I want to take this a conditioning

852
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: And well, I was deciding because I'm in a hot room, right.

853
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 1: I thought Daniel would be upset about the ac noise,

854
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: so I said, it's fine, I'll open the door. But

855
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: now it's hot as balls in this room. We could

856
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: at least see what it sounds like. No, but for

857
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: the people, I'll just show my my breasts. There we go.

858
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: Do we have a caller? A caller? All right? Are

859
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: they gonna be okay? Seeing me shirtless? You think let's

860
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: let's go to break and we'll decide that. Okay, we'll

861
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: be right back with a hilarious, genius, spectacular caller and

862
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: uh maybe Zach b you'll be shirtless. And if if

863
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: the callers are right that I mean to golf my shirt.

864
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: We'll see how they feel and remember bad. All right, Dan, Joel,

865
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: bring us a guest that we can talk to. We

866
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 1: gotta college games. Allow you can talk some you know,

867
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: like a botta spoke some jazz, maybe talking about the episode.

868
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 1: So come on, Joelle, let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen.

869
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: Give it up for Douglass Fuck up you good doom

870
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: dingo do ge. There he is, I Douglass Walker. Hey,

871
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 1: how's it? He's saying, he's still going already froze Donald,

872
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: froze in while saying your last nick. But he's moving out.

873
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: That Wow, what's good? That was some mimeshit right there.

874
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: I could have could I could have still kept going

875
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: to you know, on Russia, Donald, Russia, on Russia, Shanna.

876
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: There's a Jewish tradition where the uh someone will blow

877
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: the shofar, which is the rams horn. It's just an

878
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: old tradition. Uh and uh and they and they have

879
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,919
Speaker 1: a thing where they go to kiagadla. And that means

880
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 1: the chauffar blower is going to see how long he

881
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: can hold one powerful note. And all I'm saying is

882
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: you would be a good chou far blower because you

883
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: can really blow a wind a long time. Thank you, sir,

884
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: Thank you very sorry. I know that was a long

885
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: way around the block, but the the people that went

886
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 1: to Hebrew School and Temple understand. Welcome to the show,

887
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 1: Douglas Walker. How are you? I'm good? How are you

888
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:40,720
Speaker 1: doing good? Where are you calling from? I live in Toronto.

889
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm originally from Scotland, Okay, Toronto in the house, one

890
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: of my favorite cities. Now, you live in a very

891
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: white space. Um so yeah, unless that's yeah, that's a

892
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: white space. But you have a professional microphone. What are

893
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: you a singer? Podcaster? What do you do? I'm an actor,

894
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: um so I've and yeah, we do like a bit

895
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: of voice of our little bits here like auditions here

896
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: and there and right, and I also use it to

897
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: play D and D and all that sort of stuff.

898
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 1: So this is like the spare room where like like

899
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: self tapes and the wife can kind of I come

900
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: away to the corner to play D and D and

901
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: she can kind have some peace. Now, for those of

902
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: you who aren't actors, self tapes or when an actor

903
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: reads the senior On the old days, everybody used to

904
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: go into a casting office and audition in person. And

905
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: even before the pandemic, it started to become easier for

906
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: people to submit tapes of themselves to the casting director.

907
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: And so if you're an actor these days, you have

908
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: to have a place in your house where you can

909
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 1: set up a video camera and a microphone and record

910
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: yourself doing the audition. And you need someone to read

911
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: with you. I imagine does your wife read with you

912
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: when you're auditioning for things? She used to read with

913
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: me before we had our baby. And now have a

914
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: friend who kind a zim zen and he'll like read

915
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: over zim or if we can be in Parson one

916
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: day with them, we'll we'll do. Yeah. I'm about to

917
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: start seeing some auditions for my new film, and I'm

918
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: very excited. I'm nervous. Are you going? Um? I think

919
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: I'll zoom for callbacks and stuff. But these are just

920
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 1: the people's first submissions. And the reason I'm saying I'm

921
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: nervous is I've been I've been working on the script

922
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: for so long and I haven't heard anyone other than

923
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: myself say a word of it out loud. Florence a

924
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: little bit. Florence and I read a few things together,

925
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: but I haven't heard anyone who's appropriate for any of

926
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 1: the roles read yet. So those tapes are just starting

927
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: to come in, and it's so thrilling to watch talented

928
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: actors bring what you wrote come to life for the

929
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,919
Speaker 1: very first time, but also scary. I can imagine, yeah,

930
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: I can imagine that be very vulnerable, like something that

931
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: you've kind of written yourself, and then just i'd have

932
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: someone else to read it for you. It is because

933
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: because because you're very you're very vulnerable, and you're like,

934
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: I don't I think this is good, but I need

935
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: to hear like a talented actor to say it, so

936
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: have me believe that it's good. All right, Doug, what

937
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: kind of questions you got for us today? I've got

938
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 1: a couple of questions. Um, Obviously, like as I was saying,

939
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: I'm an actor, so um. I the episodes that I

940
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: found like really really interested in are the ones where

941
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: like you have guests on that kind of sort of

942
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: talk about the process when it comes to like you know,

943
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: film and stuff. And I do I do mostly like

944
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: like theater, like mostly musical theater. But over the last

945
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: like since I came to Canada, I've been getting more

946
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 1: auditions for like film and TV and stuff. What kind

947
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: of musical theater do you do? Um, I've in the past,

948
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: I've done Avenue Que, Jersey Boys. Moamy, my friend that's

949
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: with me, Um has been in Jersey Boys. Actually we

950
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,240
Speaker 1: should have Preston come in and sing us out Donald

951
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: because he's with me, and uh, he could sing a

952
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 1: little something. It's a great and Douglas could probably harmonize

953
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: with him. But anyways, it's that show that it's one

954
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: of the show. Like normally if I do like a

955
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: contract of a musical, like I can't listen to the

956
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: soundtrack after doing it for months, but like Jersey Boys

957
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:09,919
Speaker 1: is still the one that you can. Everybody loves Jersey Boys. Yeah,

958
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 1: like four seasons and music is so good. My mom

959
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: loves that musical. I never saw the musical, did you

960
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: donal No, I'm credited of being in the movie or

961
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: something like that on IMDb, but I've never seen him.

962
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: You are yeah, Okay, I'm sorry, I'm Douglass. Continue with

963
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: your question. I'm sorry. Yeah, So, like um, you know,

964
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: like John c mcginniy came on and talked about it,

965
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: like his process and like the things like he writes

966
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: bits of poetry and he like puts bits of poetry

967
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: in and stuff like that. Fascinating, And yeah, I was

968
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: just wondering, like, you guys have not really talked that

969
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: much about like your process, so like sort of paper

970
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: to paper to screen, Like what do you do to

971
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,399
Speaker 1: kind of sort of get yourself ready for a role.

972
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 1: I think memorization is key, Preparation is key. Um. I

973
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: used to not think that way, but I do think

974
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: that way now. Um. I think the best you're ever

975
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: going to do, I mean is getting to know it

976
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: so well that you don't have to think about it. Yeah,

977
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: I think that's the I think that's the hardest thing

978
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: is because you know, on a TV show like this,

979
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: we were getting the scripts last minute and we were

980
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 1: just doing the best we good in memorizing. But when

981
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: you're really trying and it's and it's I don't mean

982
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 1: we weren't trying, just mean we had to deal with

983
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: that situation. But when you have time and it's a

984
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: really important role, it's a very hard role, or it's

985
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: a very tough audition. Nothing for me can start until

986
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: I have it so memorized that I'm not in my

987
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: head at all about what the next line is. So

988
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: it's just sort of and then then you then you

989
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: start to fold in what a lot of people I

990
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: think forget is, Oh, now I need to be coming

991
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: up with these thoughts for the very first time. And

992
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,760
Speaker 1: I think one of the most important things for actors

993
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: to know is you've never had thought this before, right

994
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 1: when you're when you're when you're doing a scene, your

995
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: character has never thought one of those moments before. Yeah,

996
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 1: it's all brand new. You know. We need to see

997
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: those thoughts coming to you and getting the idea for

998
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: what you're about to say, just like we knew in

999
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: real life. You know, we don't just all just rattle off.

1000
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: Now obviously it's heightened in a in a dramatic or

1001
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: a comedic way that we're just so quick witted and

1002
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 1: for example in Scrubs that we always have the best joke.

1003
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 1: Of course, but you still need to, even in a

1004
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: broad comedy like this, sell that these are these thoughts

1005
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: are new ideas because you've got them so well memorized

1006
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: that you're not searching for them. And then and then

1007
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: you can play with the fun of having them come

1008
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: to you. I tried to take the shortcut, and you know,

1009
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,720
Speaker 1: a lot of people make fun of me and stuff

1010
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: like that. But a lot of the reasons why I

1011
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 1: didn't read scripts, and this is it's obvious an excuse,

1012
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: but mostly mostly true. I didn't read scripts and didn't

1013
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: learn lines because I wanted it to feel fresh and

1014
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: brand new. I got lazy after some time too, I

1015
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: think it was lazy. Well, no, there's that too, But

1016
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: you know, there was also the fact that I like

1017
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 1: the fact that Turk didn't know if he wasn't connected

1018
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: to it. I didn't think he should. I I should

1019
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: know what was going on in the in the in

1020
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: the story. Um, that's not a good thing, at least

1021
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: if you're a young actors. For myself, that didn't That

1022
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: didn't work. It's better to be so prepared that you

1023
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 1: don't like so that when the director says, hey, can

1024
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 1: you do it this way, you're able to do it

1025
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: without thinking about, well, what line should I on? You

1026
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: know what I mean? The minute that you don't have

1027
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: to worry about what you're saying, it's the moment you're

1028
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 1: able to open up and explore. Really what you're doing

1029
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: is what I found, And then I think that the

1030
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: next thing I try and do, particularly if it's something dramatic,

1031
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: and you know, communic is a bit different. But how

1032
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: how what in my life relates to this and how

1033
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: can I tap into? I may I most likely have

1034
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: not had the experience of the character I'm trying to

1035
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: be um, But what's closest in my life that I

1036
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: can really tap into and replace, you know why with

1037
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: x UM. So when I'm passionately talking about that thing,

1038
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: it will be as real as that similar thing is

1039
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: in my heart. UM, and I'll be able to convey

1040
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:19,439
Speaker 1: it as well because I've sort of replaced the two things.

1041
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 1: I think that's been very helpful to me too. I

1042
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 1: had a similar I had a similar experience and theater

1043
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: school we did a Sun Time's Company. Yeah, and I

1044
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: got to play Bobby, which is amazing. But that's a

1045
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: great role. So when it came to like duding like

1046
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: being alive at the end, wege you managed to get

1047
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: some sort of like emotional recall with it to the

1048
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: point I was like, oh no. Then they then suddenly

1049
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: you can't sing it without crying, and then you have

1050
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: to like and then you can't sing when you're crying,

1051
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 1: so you have to unless you're Ben plays He's mastered

1052
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: that that guy. If you ever saw Dear Evan Hanson,

1053
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: did you ever see him do it? I never, I

1054
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: never saw it live. No, I never saw anything like

1055
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 1: it in my life. And I don't know if they're

1056
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 1: singing live in the movie. This is going to turn

1057
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: into a quick You're Evan Hanson the movie ad. But uh,

1058
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: you know, Ben got teased a little bit online for like, oh,

1059
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: he looks too old to play a high school kid now,

1060
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: but come on, there's so many movies where people, I mean,

1061
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: look at almost every show where people don't look like

1062
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: they're really high school kids. But but the reason is

1063
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: that no one could do what Ben Platt did with

1064
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 1: that that song. He was those that music. He was

1065
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 1: sobbing every night, eight shows a week. He'd be sobbing

1066
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 1: with Payne and singing with the most beautiful voice you've

1067
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: ever heard. Um, that boy could sing, man. It's well

1068
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 1: known fact that that boy could really sing. Man Head's

1069
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 1: voice is incredible. Everybody knows, anybody who anybody who's like, nah,

1070
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: he's I is lying. Yeah. If you only think Ben

1071
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:46,439
Speaker 1: Platt's I, you haven't seen this man, They're lying voice

1072
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 1: is sick. Yeah. But anyway, we should give him a

1073
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: shout because he has a new album and he's a

1074
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: good Uh, he's a good man. Um it's called Reverie.

1075
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: So we let we love Ben Platt here and pick

1076
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: up his new album, Reverie. Um all right, Doug. Next question,

1077
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: h all right, this is do you mind if I

1078
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 1: take off my T shirt? You do? You man? No,

1079
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm at the beach, okay, and I turned off the

1080
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 1: air conditioning because of Daniel. He's very, very aggressive when

1081
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: it comes to sound design, although he hasn't insisted that

1082
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 1: Donald gets sound buffers in his Echoe office. He's fixing,

1083
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: he said, he knows how to fix it. That's okay.

1084
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: But I'm sweating, so I don't worry. I'm wearing pants. Okay,

1085
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: that's fine. Before I before it gets my just looks ridiculous.

1086
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: This looks ridiculous, doesn't it. I'm sitting him naked. Let

1087
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 1: me look at that. Look looking good, dud Not in

1088
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: fun of Doug, not in front of Dug. All right, Doug,

1089
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: next question, Um, yeah, okay, So this is for everybody.

1090
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: There is there a piece of art, whether it be

1091
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: like a book, a play, a sculpture, a painting, anything

1092
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 1: that you would like to take and make a film

1093
01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: adaptation of what would it be? Wow? Great question. There

1094
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: was a children's book I wanted to adapt called Andrew

1095
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 1: Henry's Meadow that was always something on my list. Um,

1096
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, Donald, do you have anything that's on

1097
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: your mind that's not Star Wars related that I could

1098
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: add that I could adapt him to a movie. Wow? Um,

1099
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 1: it's all been done before. No, Donald, that's not the

1100
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: attitude that that's looking for. There's there are a couple

1101
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: of role playing games, okay you that suck at as

1102
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: role playing games, But the visuals and the artwork and

1103
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 1: all of the stuff that they put into the game

1104
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 1: is so great that you could easily turn it into

1105
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: animated series and or movie. Has there been a good

1106
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: Dungeons and Dragons movie. No, there's no such thing as

1107
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: a good Dungeons and Dragons movie. It's impossible. There's no way.

1108
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: There's no way. If you did, if you were able

1109
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: to achieve that and and make it feel like it

1110
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: very enters starting off, and by the end of it

1111
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: they're experts and all of that. If you could make

1112
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 1: that happen in two and a half hours and it'd

1113
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 1: be good, you are the best. But like the closest

1114
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 1: thing you have to it is Lord of the Rings. Yeah, okay, um, Douglas.

1115
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 1: When you play D and D, you play like like

1116
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: like Dani or sorry, last One or a game of Thrones.

1117
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 1: That's the closest thing. Those are the closest things in

1118
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: Dungeons and Dragons. When you played, you play like these

1119
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 1: guys do on a virtual board with friends to tabletop. Yeah, yeah,

1120
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: we're playing of ours. So we actually started at this

1121
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: beginning of COVID. I think so many people who started

1122
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: playing at the start of COVID. Uh, there's five of us,

1123
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: and then obviously our dungeon Master, and then we're all

1124
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: Philly vaccinate and now so we had like one we

1125
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: only had for the first time, like a few weeks ago,

1126
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: we had our first end Parson game ever and we

1127
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: haven't had one. We haven't had one since because we're like,

1128
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 1: well neither we've done that. We can't go back to

1129
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: going online, so we want to, but obviously everyone's schedules

1130
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: are like it's a little bit more difficult to get

1131
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 1: everyone in one room at one time. Does everyone drink

1132
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 1: and smoke weed when you play? Yes? Yeah, I was

1133
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: about to say, if you're not doing that, and that's

1134
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 1: and that was that was the allure when you. When

1135
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: I was a kid and I was playing with all

1136
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: my friends, it was like we would get turnouts where

1137
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: it'd be like ten people and you'd be like, there's

1138
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: no way we're gonna do a campaign with all these

1139
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: people to night. But people would come to smoke weed

1140
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 1: and drink too. That was the reason why they were there.

1141
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: They were playing the game. No, So we would have

1142
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 1: like the neighborhood drug dealer come through and play Dungeons

1143
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: and Dragon so we could smoke weed for freewood, you

1144
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: know what I mean. He was also a buddy of

1145
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: but he was also friends grow up. Would he weigh

1146
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: in and be like, don't let your god. He would play.

1147
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: He would play, and he would roll some of the

1148
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: biggest blunt you'd ever seen in your life, and we'd

1149
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: pass it around and play Dungeons and Dragons. Man. But

1150
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 1: it would be like, look, man, I'm gonna tell you

1151
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: something right now. That would be the best when you

1152
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: When you'd be like, oh shit, I don't want to

1153
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: say his name on here. I don't want to get

1154
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 1: him in trouble. You'd be like, oh, I'm saying anyway,

1155
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: fucking oh shit, coming to night. Oh I'll believe that

1156
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: every how come, every how come, every drug deal his

1157
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: name is Why why is that? When I was growing up,

1158
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 1: every drug Yeah, I guess so every drug deal I had.

1159
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: When we first started playing at the start of the Pandemic,

1160
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 1: We're playing like two or three times a week because

1161
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 1: there was nothing else to do. And it got to

1162
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: a point where I'm like, Okay, I need to not

1163
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: drink for a while, because it was like every session

1164
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,400
Speaker 1: was like five or six beers. And then I'd like, right, okay,

1165
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 1: I need to like not drink for ay. Got to

1166
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: be careful because you're you're your character we crushed, right, Yeah,

1167
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: well you're what are You're getting too messed up. You're

1168
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: not gonna make the right choices for your character. What

1169
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 1: level is your character right now? Level ten? Rogue sorcerer. Okay,

1170
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: so yeah, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I was

1171
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: about to say, here's the thing, though, what does that mean?

1172
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: It just means he's he has a very experienced character,

1173
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 1: and he's getting some pretty dope rolls out of his

1174
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: attacks right now, Like, yeah, how many dimes do you

1175
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 1: roll for an attack? Like five or six now no, yeah, yes, late.

1176
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 1: I multi classed, so my roles are like my spells

1177
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: at the lower So if you multi class, you can

1178
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 1: have do different types of characters. So like a dark Elf,

1179
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm a wood Elf that started as

1180
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 1: a rogue and then then went into like go became

1181
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: a sorcerer as well. And so you're really you're a

1182
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: really high level because you had to get to tenth level. Okay,

1183
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 1: I feel like people are gonna start tuning out. So

1184
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: these are different things, Daniel. Do you respect that character

1185
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: that sounds like something impressive and you're at I'll pitch

1186
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 1: this way like leveling and Dudgeons and Dragons is one

1187
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 1: to twenty, so ten means you've been playing for a

1188
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: long time, Like you get to level twenty. It's a

1189
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 1: really really think about it because he can't but think

1190
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 1: about it, but think about it. Think about it, Danil.

1191
01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: He he has to go up in levels first with

1192
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: the first class before he can switch to the second class.

1193
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 1: So he was already a tenth level. Why can't I

1194
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: just show up at the game. You're like, hey, everybody,

1195
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 1: are you doing him? Zach, I'm a level twenty ogre magi,

1196
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: let's do this. Sometimes you start a campaign like yeah,

1197
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 1: campaign starting at a level twenty that you didn't earn it,

1198
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 1: saying yeah, I'm just gonna kill everyone. What's the most

1199
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 1: amount of dye you can roll? It depends on what

1200
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 1: you're rolling for. Yeah, yeah, Zach, I implore you listen,

1201
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm begging you, Zach. I'm not now, I'm begging you. Now,

1202
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:39,600
Speaker 1: get a fucking switch and get Zelda Breath of the Wild. You.

1203
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 1: If you are looking for procrastination for writing, no, I'm not.

1204
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,320
Speaker 1: I'm looking to get away from procrastination from riding. Okay,

1205
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 1: all right, but thank you. All right, Douglas, it's time

1206
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: for Toronto Slash, Scotland's favorite segment. It's time too big.

1207
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, god, just every breastfeeding mom is just

1208
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: pissed right now. Sorry, baby, let's get Okay, I take it, Shure,

1209
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: it is lat Okay, they're back. If if my wife,

1210
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: if my wife listens to this, she'll be very appreciative

1211
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: of that. There you go. Now, we get a lot

1212
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: of comments from breastfeeding moms that they appreciate it when

1213
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: we help the baby relatch. After Donald screams all right,

1214
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: go ahead, Gregory, what's here? How can we help you? So?

1215
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 1: I had a baby last year on the thirty first

1216
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 1: of October. Congrats he came. He came ten weeks early,

1217
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 1: so he was like a premi baby. He's completely fine,

1218
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: He's absolutely gorgeous. He was just he was just eager

1219
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: to meet us, and he just needed to grow grow

1220
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 1: a little bit um. However, like since then, I was

1221
01:07:54,960 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: never really one for worrying, and since then, uh, like

1222
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm just like constantly worrying about his like well being

1223
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 1: and his development and basically anything and everything. And it's

1224
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: sometimes it's just at the back of my mind, but

1225
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 1: sometimes it's like right at the forefront and can be

1226
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:16,640
Speaker 1: quite like overwhelming. Yeah, and I was just wondering if

1227
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 1: a ever goes away and b if not, is there

1228
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: anything you would recommend? First of all, welcome you parenthood.

1229
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,840
Speaker 1: This is what parenthood is, Douglas. This is how it is.

1230
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: This is four ever. Well, we get a little even

1231
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,840
Speaker 1: a little respite after eighteen years, right even after no,

1232
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 1: even after eighteen years, you still kind of worry about them.

1233
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 1: I know my mom knows about me, now, I know

1234
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: my mom worries about me, But I'm saying that, like

1235
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 1: his main goal right now is eighteen. But dude, listen,

1236
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: you get to eighteen, you get to eighteen, there's a relief.

1237
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 1: There's definitely a really get when you get to the

1238
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:58,479
Speaker 1: point where they can freaking think for themselves and everything

1239
01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 1: and you and you hear yourself coming out of your

1240
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 1: child's mouth, you hear your knowledge coming out. Then you

1241
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 1: start to relax a little bit too. It's like, all right, well,

1242
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 1: they're thinking like me now, and they know that I

1243
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to do this, and they're thinking, well, what

1244
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:13,680
Speaker 1: would daddy and mommy do? So I'm starting to you

1245
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So there's that. But I'm gonna

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01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,160
Speaker 1: keep in one hundred with you for the rest of

1247
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:21,639
Speaker 1: your life. He's saying, till eighteen. I'm telling you, until

1248
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:27,120
Speaker 1: you pass away, you're always eighteen years, eighteen years and

1249
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:30,400
Speaker 1: worry about eighteenth birthday. He found out it wasn't he

1250
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 1: is Hilary Donald. That song is hilarious. Yeah, it's the truth.

1251
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,880
Speaker 1: Though I ain't saying see a gold digger. You see

1252
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 1: him on TV any given Sunday when a Super Bowl

1253
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 1: shout out yeah, shout yeah, ask them if Donald can

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01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 1: sing the full song for our sponsors. All Right, Douglas,

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01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,680
Speaker 1: I don't have any kids, but I can tell you, um,

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01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 1: you know, risk management every everything, whether it's getting on

1257
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:03,680
Speaker 1: a motorcycle or swimming in the ocean, there's ways of

1258
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 1: managing risk. Yeah, you know, so if there's things in

1259
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:10,720
Speaker 1: your house, is the child as your child walking it? No,

1260
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,040
Speaker 1: he's like this close to crawling. He's oh, you're in trouble.

1261
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 1: Once that happens too, it gets even worse. Man. Yeah, yeah,

1262
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 1: he's like getting super frustrated that he's like he just

1263
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: hasn't figured out that he has the movies hands. And

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01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 1: then as soon as that happens and makes just make

1265
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,599
Speaker 1: sure your house is all proved, like even the chords,

1266
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 1: you know, the Shade chords. Kids can't get hurt themselves

1267
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,599
Speaker 1: on those. And I mean, obviously I'm not an expert.

1268
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,400
Speaker 1: Google every possible thing in your house. So it's going

1269
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:37,640
Speaker 1: to get those kiddie door fences, right, Donald, you know,

1270
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:40,559
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it. It's a pool, Gregory. You pretty

1271
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,760
Speaker 1: I'm pretty I'm pretty sure Douglas is already. I know

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01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 1: I'm brainstorming for him. Douglas del Pool No, no, no, okay,

1273
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 1: but if you ever go over a friend's house. Once

1274
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,840
Speaker 1: the baby starts crawling and walking and they have a pool,

1275
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:53,880
Speaker 1: you can't leave him out of your site for two seconds. Yeah, yeah,

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01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 1: just tech teach the baby how to swim pretty early, obviously. Yeah,

1277
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 1: And that's another thing I do if I was if

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01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 1: I was you and feeling like gurotic um, starts swimming

1279
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,560
Speaker 1: like as soon as possible, because they can swim. He

1280
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,720
Speaker 1: could probably as a boy or girl by he could

1281
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 1: probably swim right now. Well, I've show you them just

1282
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 1: throwing babies in the water. I'm not them right now. No,

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01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:16,840
Speaker 1: that's I think. I think I'll wait till two. But

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01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 1: that's what you really want, because look, let's say you

1285
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 1: do have a pool and the baby does fall in

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01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,880
Speaker 1: the pool. It gives you enough time to get to

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01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 1: the baby, you know, yeah, where as you know what

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01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: I mean, and where instead of the baby sinking to

1289
01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: the bottom, the baby will day up on top and

1290
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:31,920
Speaker 1: float for a little bit before it does that. And

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01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,600
Speaker 1: you'd be surprised how long babies can swim for. And

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01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,719
Speaker 1: I would also say, if you have babysitters and stuff,

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01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,000
Speaker 1: I think it would make me neurotic if they were

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01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,559
Speaker 1: driving the child around and I didn't know their driving skills.

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01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 1: Get a nanny cam. Yeah, not just for you, for

1296
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 1: not just for you. You know, I'm being, I'm fucking being.

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01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm bullshitting. You don't need a nanny camera. You do,

1298
01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 1: you have a nanny No, But when Winnie starts having babysitters,

1299
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,880
Speaker 1: there's no reason not to have a camera up in

1300
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 1: you on your shelf, except just don't get caught. Just

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01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:09,559
Speaker 1: don't get caught sayings tough to your over the baby monitor.

1302
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 1: That's like, isn't that a story that happens where like

1303
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:14,639
Speaker 1: someone goes into the to the baby's room the nursery

1304
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:16,760
Speaker 1: and they're just talking shit about their mother in law

1305
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: and then the baby monitors on in the kitchen. Oh yeah,

1306
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 1: I think I happened in every sitcom. Yeah, and then

1307
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,000
Speaker 1: they go into and they go into the kitchen and

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01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 1: the mother in law's like packed, she's like out of

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01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:33,720
Speaker 1: that welcome. Yeah, you're welcome, to be honest, you're welcome. No. No,

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01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,400
Speaker 1: that's great. Douglas. How awesome is it to have the

1311
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:40,160
Speaker 1: name Douglas Walker. That's a pretty fucking dope name. It's

1312
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 1: Douglas Walker. I love it. It's good. Uh, do you

1313
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 1: want to sing a little something for for us, anything,

1314
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:49,200
Speaker 1: just to give us a little sample or no, No,

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01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:54,880
Speaker 1: I'm all right, I'm all right. I'll go stars in

1316
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 1: their multitude, I think my friends. I mean, he may

1317
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:02,320
Speaker 1: have gone the beach, but hold honestly, a little dream

1318
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:08,599
Speaker 1: star shining bright above you night wings that seem to whisper.

1319
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:15,160
Speaker 1: I love you birds singing in the sycamore tree, dream

1320
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:28,360
Speaker 1: a little dream of me. All right, everybody, that's our show.

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01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,519
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Douglas for coming on, and um Donald,

1322
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 1: I love you, Daniel, I love you Joel. I love

1323
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:39,200
Speaker 1: your dream love dream. If I may yeah, no you

1324
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:44,599
Speaker 1: may not, Douglas, No, alright you may not. Donald ahead,

1325
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:46,679
Speaker 1: I just want to say, like, it's just a quick

1326
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,200
Speaker 1: thanks to you guys. And also probably by extension Bill

1327
01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:53,240
Speaker 1: Lawrence for because I've never heard of him, who's that

1328
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,640
Speaker 1: obviously obviously a big fan of Scrubs grown up and

1329
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:00,560
Speaker 1: like set the standard for like platonic male friendship, like

1330
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:04,000
Speaker 1: between two guys. Like the relationship on that show was like,

1331
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 1: that's the kind of people I want to surround myself with,

1332
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,240
Speaker 1: and that's the people that I do surround myself with.

1333
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 1: Now that's good, Thank you so much and as it is,

1334
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 1: or it kind of a quick shout out. It's just

1335
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 1: just just for my wife really because over COVID. Since

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01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,000
Speaker 1: COVID and she's had the baby, herner band have still

1337
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:28,640
Speaker 1: managed to like write and record an album. And so

1338
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: I thought, as like a she's awesome, and I just

1339
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 1: want to I just want to like shout out who

1340
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,639
Speaker 1: they are. So, what's the name of the album. What's

1341
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 1: the name of an album? Where can we get it?

1342
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 1: What's the name of the band? Okay, So the band

1343
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:43,559
Speaker 1: is called Linar Bloom. They are a three women harmony

1344
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:47,800
Speaker 1: folk band and they've just they just finished record of

1345
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,320
Speaker 1: their album Running Deep. It's still getting mixed and mastered.

1346
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 1: But you can get their EP which is on anywhere

1347
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:59,479
Speaker 1: you can get music. It's just under their name Lenar

1348
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 1: Bloom at two quote scrubs itself. If my heart could

1349
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,760
Speaker 1: write songs, they'd sound like this. Oh you're a very

1350
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:10,599
Speaker 1: nice husband. You seem like a very nice man. Thanks,

1351
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:14,880
Speaker 1: thank you. You seem kind and loving and I bet

1352
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:18,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna be an amazing father. He is an amazing father. Well,

1353
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying as the child continues to grow. Okay, Donald Okay,

1354
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:28,120
Speaker 1: calm down, Donald where this room, This room, I'm not exaggerating,

1355
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,639
Speaker 1: is one hundred and ten degrees. But look at my armpit,

1356
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:33,360
Speaker 1: all right, nobody want to see that. The time has come.

1357
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 1: Holy cow, drumroll please Daniel, Daniel, I'm gonna I don't

1358
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,759
Speaker 1: have timpany. Daniel's the one with Timpa. Wait a second,

1359
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:46,599
Speaker 1: at you. There we go, Daniel and dogs getting bigger

1360
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,720
Speaker 1: by the way. That dog is very cute. But don't

1361
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:53,160
Speaker 1: let the dog upstage from the TIMPANYMP. No, listen, this

1362
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:58,040
Speaker 1: is incredible. Yeah, this is this is what's happened. This

1363
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 1: is a sum up. And he said, can we give

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01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:04,080
Speaker 1: one of our listeners who's in need of a car

1365
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 1: that a car that would really change their life? Not

1366
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: someone who just wants a car upgrade to a Hunday Tucson,

1367
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:13,200
Speaker 1: but someone who could really have meaningful change in their

1368
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:16,160
Speaker 1: life from receiving a car. I didn't even think they

1369
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,320
Speaker 1: were going to spring for the fancy Hunday Tusson. I

1370
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,599
Speaker 1: thought it might be like the entry vehicle or whatever,

1371
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:24,599
Speaker 1: the lowest one they have. I'm driving right now. Yes,

1372
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 1: but it's still nice. Yeah, but the Cone is still

1373
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:30,599
Speaker 1: a great car. It is it's electric. But these folks

1374
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:35,000
Speaker 1: came and said absolutely will um and we'd like to

1375
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:38,040
Speaker 1: give them a hunday. Tucson and Donald and I were like, whoa, whoa,

1376
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:43,240
Speaker 1: whoa what. Then I went to iHeart. I want to

1377
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,080
Speaker 1: take credit for this, but I really feel like, I mean,

1378
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:48,880
Speaker 1: I don't even know how it. No, No, I don't mean,

1379
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,160
Speaker 1: I don't mean separate from you. I want to say that.

1380
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:54,880
Speaker 1: I went to the good people at iHeart and said, hey,

1381
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,960
Speaker 1: I I don't want someone to get Sometimes when someone

1382
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,760
Speaker 1: wins a luxury car, like on a game show or something,

1383
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:04,200
Speaker 1: they're then stuck with some insane tax bill. And they said,

1384
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:07,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to strap someone who's clearly in need

1385
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 1: with a surprise tax bill for a yea, you want

1386
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:15,800
Speaker 1: a luxury car. And this was you know, this was

1387
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 1: all you that did that. This is the truth. I

1388
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:20,599
Speaker 1: did do that. But I want everyone, all the listeners

1389
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,960
Speaker 1: to know, because some of you were like, oh, you're

1390
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,880
Speaker 1: gonna stick this kind person in need with the tax bill. No,

1391
01:17:27,439 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 1: we're paying the taxes. We pay taxes. Um. So I

1392
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:36,160
Speaker 1: could get real controversial right now, but I'm not gonna

1393
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:40,680
Speaker 1: do it. Please don't. This is a celebration. Dan'll get

1394
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 1: the tympany ready again, who hover your finger over the

1395
01:17:43,439 --> 01:17:47,599
Speaker 1: tympany all tax paid? Now, I want to read before

1396
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:51,439
Speaker 1: we bring on the winner. I would like to read

1397
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:56,200
Speaker 1: um people that were with some amazing submissions, and I

1398
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,960
Speaker 1: want you to know that every single one of them

1399
01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:02,400
Speaker 1: was read by our team and a narrowed down And

1400
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,800
Speaker 1: I have to say that there was a slight soft

1401
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:10,439
Speaker 1: spot in her heart for this particular writer because she

1402
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:17,160
Speaker 1: is a nurse's assistant, and the people submitting paragraphs were

1403
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:20,360
Speaker 1: limited to one hundred words, and I'm not sure if

1404
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,200
Speaker 1: she used all hundred words. Joel, did you do a

1405
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:25,000
Speaker 1: word count on the winner? I didn't do a word count.

1406
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:29,040
Speaker 1: Let's do a word count. I want to know how

1407
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 1: she won with eighty seven words whatever it is. But

1408
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to read you what she wrote. Okay, everybody

1409
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 1: count well he reads, let's go. No, No, Jowell knows

1410
01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:44,080
Speaker 1: how to do a word count. She's a right way.

1411
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:48,759
Speaker 1: I want the answer. What is it? Ninety nine? Whoa

1412
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:53,640
Speaker 1: fond nurse? Applause? Daniel fonderous applause, and she kept it

1413
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:57,479
Speaker 1: in the yes. Wow. We also love a rule of following. Okay,

1414
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:59,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read you. I'm gonna read you what the

1415
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:04,360
Speaker 1: winner wrote to us before we bring her on quote.

1416
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,800
Speaker 1: This would be a dream come true to win this car.

1417
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,559
Speaker 1: Right now, I put the kids on the bus for school,

1418
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,800
Speaker 1: and then I walk three miles to catch a bus

1419
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:16,920
Speaker 1: to go to work as a nurse's assistant. As a

1420
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:20,439
Speaker 1: single mom with one income coming in, getting a car

1421
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 1: is not in the budget, as I can barely pay

1422
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 1: the bills. Winning this car will relieve so much stress,

1423
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:31,240
Speaker 1: especially coming into the winter season. The head being able

1424
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:34,519
Speaker 1: to drive means I could work more hours and possibly

1425
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:39,800
Speaker 1: look for a better job for my family that you

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01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:45,960
Speaker 1: had us at. All of that, all ninety nine words. Um,

1427
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:50,160
Speaker 1: So we are on behalf of Donald, Fazon, Duell, Monique, DJ,

1428
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:53,120
Speaker 1: Daniel Goodman. Aren't you happy? I know your last name.

1429
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm honored you, honor me. I don't know my thing

1430
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 1: plugged inn and uh and of course Unda the good

1431
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 1: people at Hunday and the good people at I Heeart.

1432
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:05,519
Speaker 1: So we are very thrilled to welcome our winner and

1433
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:11,439
Speaker 1: Doyle Donald. Please do a celebratory ladies and gentlemen tonight

1434
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:15,160
Speaker 1: on a very special episode of Fix Your Life. We

1435
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:23,320
Speaker 1: welcome and I don't know how to do anything I

1436
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:26,280
Speaker 1: ever said, my son help me. Oh it's so nice

1437
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:30,360
Speaker 1: to meet you. And congratulations you won. Thank you so much.

1438
01:20:30,479 --> 01:20:33,439
Speaker 1: We really appreciate the kids having going crazy here in

1439
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:36,240
Speaker 1: the house. I'm actually hiding it in their bedroom where

1440
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:39,479
Speaker 1: they that's very sweet. Well, not only did you win,

1441
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:41,960
Speaker 1: but you wont like when we've set out to do

1442
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 1: this contest. For some of you thought, okay, well, understandably,

1443
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:48,040
Speaker 1: Hunday will probably give the base model they gave you,

1444
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 1: like the sweet Hunday Tucson. It's not. It's incredible. Really,

1445
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:58,439
Speaker 1: we can I was trying earlier. Oh good, tell us

1446
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:00,240
Speaker 1: a little bit. We read your note. We just read

1447
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:03,200
Speaker 1: your note, which we thought was beautifully said. And of

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01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 1: course it goes without saying on this show we have

1449
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,800
Speaker 1: a soft spot in our hearts for single moms and

1450
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:10,559
Speaker 1: of course people in the medical profession. But tell us

1451
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:13,599
Speaker 1: a little bit about, please, just how how this car

1452
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 1: is going to change life for you a bit. Oh

1453
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 1: my gosh. You know, in the morning, I have to

1454
01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:20,160
Speaker 1: rush to get the kids on the bus, and then

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01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:23,120
Speaker 1: I have to actually I started running to the bus stop,

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01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:25,599
Speaker 1: which is like miles away, so that I can get

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01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:28,240
Speaker 1: like a couple of extra hours in but I had

1458
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:29,960
Speaker 1: to take the bus all the way to work and

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01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:32,519
Speaker 1: then so it limits the time I can actually do

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01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:35,040
Speaker 1: work because I have to make sure I'm back here

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01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:37,679
Speaker 1: and not having the kids on the street here before

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01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:44,920
Speaker 1: I get home from work. So the cars like maybe

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01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 1: a different job or something like that, and they'll give

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01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:49,800
Speaker 1: me more full time work because now I don't get

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01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:52,720
Speaker 1: benefits or anything like that. And the kids are never

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01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:55,519
Speaker 1: able to do sports at school or after school or

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01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:57,519
Speaker 1: like play dates because how are they going to get there?

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01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,960
Speaker 1: And it'll be able to We'll be able to do

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01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,200
Speaker 1: so much, you know, working as you say in like

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01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:08,040
Speaker 1: the medical professional. Well I'm not only an aid, but um,

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01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:10,960
Speaker 1: you know, we had so many sad cases over the year.

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01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:13,800
Speaker 1: You know, some patients died there with the COVID and

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01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:16,720
Speaker 1: all that business. So like, you know, this will be

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01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:20,280
Speaker 1: so exciting. At least we'll be able to drive to work,

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01:22:20,479 --> 01:22:23,320
Speaker 1: you know, listening to the radio. That'll be so nice.

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01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, then the car it doesn't come with a radio,

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01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:30,640
Speaker 1: yes it does. No, no, no, no, it all it

1478
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:34,280
Speaker 1: has is the motor. There's no air conditioning. There's no

1479
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:38,680
Speaker 1: air conditioning, and there's no there's no computer, so you

1480
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 1: have to roll the windows down. Stone And I don't

1481
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:48,519
Speaker 1: know if you saw the little funny video we made

1482
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:50,719
Speaker 1: driving around on the Tucson when we did that show,

1483
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:53,200
Speaker 1: but it's that exact car that we had that we

1484
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:56,360
Speaker 1: were driving. It really isn't really nice. It has that

1485
01:22:56,520 --> 01:23:01,679
Speaker 1: whole clear roof thing and your your kids are gonna

1486
01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:04,880
Speaker 1: love it because it's super cool and um, we're just

1487
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:07,240
Speaker 1: so happy for you and the idea of you being

1488
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:10,080
Speaker 1: able to take your kids to activities and not be

1489
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 1: walking three miles to catch a bus after you take

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01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:17,000
Speaker 1: them to the bus stop. I just especially in winter.

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01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:21,240
Speaker 1: I just Donald, what city are you? It's work and

1492
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:24,240
Speaker 1: work Wayland. We're in Whyland, so it's like far. We're

1493
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:27,519
Speaker 1: in the middle of nowhere very much, but there. What's

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01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:31,720
Speaker 1: the next closive city, next clos city, what's like a

1495
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:39,439
Speaker 1: big one in Massachusetts. We're in Massa. Wow, this is

1496
01:23:39,439 --> 01:23:41,200
Speaker 1: definitely gonna work because I know how cold it gets

1497
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:44,640
Speaker 1: in listening area. We've given people. The most we've ever

1498
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:47,840
Speaker 1: given people is is a is a case of kombucha

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01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:51,519
Speaker 1: and um and that always goes over very well. And

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01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:54,960
Speaker 1: no offense that gts kombucha but a hounday Tucson is

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01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:58,919
Speaker 1: is one step more baller. It's so beautiful, so beautiful.

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01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:04,519
Speaker 1: We were rushing a video on it. I can't believe it.

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01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:08,639
Speaker 1: That's nice. Wait, hold up, you were watching a video

1504
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:12,000
Speaker 1: on the Honda tu Son. Yeah, and its features on

1505
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:14,640
Speaker 1: the phone. My son showed me how to do it

1506
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:18,080
Speaker 1: on the phone on its features. I love. Yeah. Do

1507
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:19,600
Speaker 1: you remember that? Do you remember when you had Like

1508
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:21,200
Speaker 1: I remember when I was younger, and it was like

1509
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:23,320
Speaker 1: the car. If there was a car that I really wanted,

1510
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:24,920
Speaker 1: I would go to the at least go to the

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01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:28,840
Speaker 1: dealership and get the hand brochure. Yeah, the brochure and

1512
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,800
Speaker 1: look through the brochure. And I would happen to me

1513
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:32,800
Speaker 1: when my father would go to look at a new car,

1514
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:35,439
Speaker 1: I would get all the brochures in the whole dealership

1515
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:38,519
Speaker 1: and I would because he barely cared, but I loved cars,

1516
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:40,240
Speaker 1: and I would sit there at home and look at

1517
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:44,080
Speaker 1: what paint color I might get and what features I

1518
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:49,280
Speaker 1: would get if I get If I get the S series,

1519
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go candy Bullet right now. But if I

1520
01:24:52,439 --> 01:24:55,000
Speaker 1: have to get the Sea my father never cared, but

1521
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:58,320
Speaker 1: I was like, we definitely need it behind the um

1522
01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:05,240
Speaker 1: We needed behind the front seat monitors. You know, the

1523
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:08,000
Speaker 1: kids are saying, Oh, can we have ten seats or

1524
01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:11,599
Speaker 1: seven seats? I'm like, I only need three seats. Yeah,

1525
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,560
Speaker 1: well yeah it comes with that for sure. Well. It

1526
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:17,599
Speaker 1: actually has some really cool safety features that we found

1527
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:20,720
Speaker 1: out we were driving. It has this remember that thing

1528
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:23,120
Speaker 1: Donald about. What I love about it actually was when

1529
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 1: you turn the signal on your let's say you turn

1530
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:28,320
Speaker 1: your right signal on, a camera that shows your blind

1531
01:25:28,439 --> 01:25:31,519
Speaker 1: spot comes up in the right in front of you,

1532
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:32,840
Speaker 1: right in front of the steering where like where your

1533
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:36,280
Speaker 1: speedometer is, a camera showing if any car is in

1534
01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:40,000
Speaker 1: your blind spot comes up on your dashboard. Pretty cool.

1535
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:42,360
Speaker 1: I wish my car. I have a nice car and

1536
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:46,479
Speaker 1: it doesn't have that. I wish my car had that. Anyway,

1537
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:47,800
Speaker 1: we don't want to take more of your time. We

1538
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:50,200
Speaker 1: just wanted to celebrate you. Will you please when you

1539
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 1: get it and it's in your possession, will you please

1540
01:25:52,479 --> 01:25:54,720
Speaker 1: send us some pictures of you and the kids so

1541
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:57,560
Speaker 1: that we can we can put them online and just

1542
01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:00,479
Speaker 1: show everyone you and the kids and a new car.

1543
01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:02,880
Speaker 1: Oh that would be that would be great. Yeah, no,

1544
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:10,880
Speaker 1: no problem. The kids will love that. Okay, Donald, Well,

1545
01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm excited for you and I know I I you know,

1546
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:18,400
Speaker 1: my my grand father lives in Springfield, Massachusetts, so I

1547
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:21,599
Speaker 1: know how cold it gets, and I know how suv

1548
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:26,000
Speaker 1: is definitely needed in the winter, and so, uh so

1549
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm just so happy that Hunde was so willing to

1550
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:33,080
Speaker 1: give us a car first off, but then that we

1551
01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:35,400
Speaker 1: were able to get you a car. Yeah, you know

1552
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,679
Speaker 1: what I mean. And and we noticed, by the way, Anne,

1553
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,040
Speaker 1: that you hit ninety nine words. We did a word

1554
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:42,959
Speaker 1: count because that's how particular we are in our contest.

1555
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:46,960
Speaker 1: And if you had done one on one, oh no,

1556
01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:48,760
Speaker 1: they wouldn't. They doesn't. I don't think one on one

1557
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:52,559
Speaker 1: would even get through to us. But and you only

1558
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,880
Speaker 1: ended up with ninety nine. And I wonder if there's

1559
01:26:54,920 --> 01:27:05,400
Speaker 1: one word you'd like, maybe just thanks? Yeah, thankful. Well, um, listen,

1560
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:09,360
Speaker 1: we are grateful to you working in the health industry,

1561
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:13,240
Speaker 1: and uh we all, every single one of us appreciates

1562
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:15,280
Speaker 1: how hard it is to be a single mother. It

1563
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:17,960
Speaker 1: sounds to me like you're a really fun single mother

1564
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:20,880
Speaker 1: and your kids are about to have a really really

1565
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:24,360
Speaker 1: cool SUV thanks to Hundai. So congratulations and thank you.

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01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:27,080
Speaker 1: So much, and send us pictures, send us pictures of

1567
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:31,120
Speaker 1: that beautiful hounday two song. Oh my gosh, definitely all

1568
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:35,479
Speaker 1: right an take care of all right. Wow, I can't

1569
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:37,600
Speaker 1: believe we gave away a car. Well, we did it.

1570
01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:40,240
Speaker 1: She's very sweet, Joel. Make sure we get pictures because

1571
01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:41,479
Speaker 1: I think it would be fun to put out on

1572
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:43,880
Speaker 1: the on the interwebs and show people and and her

1573
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:47,200
Speaker 1: kids and their new tu song. Shout out to Hande

1574
01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:50,080
Speaker 1: Man like, yeah, real, for real, for real man, you

1575
01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:53,280
Speaker 1: guys are awesome for this, and thank you for partnering

1576
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:57,240
Speaker 1: with us over here, fake doctors, real friends. Uh, you know,

1577
01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:59,720
Speaker 1: don't you feel good now? I feel great, like I

1578
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,040
Speaker 1: I did something. I got emotional when she was like,

1579
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,920
Speaker 1: my kids can't do playdates or sports or anything. Well,

1580
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:07,040
Speaker 1: when she said the sports thing, that really hit home.

1581
01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:11,880
Speaker 1: Because you always always been like I can't take them

1582
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,400
Speaker 1: to see Star Wars. I would have been like, let's

1583
01:28:14,439 --> 01:28:17,519
Speaker 1: see if we can get you a flat screen inside.

1584
01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:23,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spring for a flat screen. No. Um, all right, Well,

1585
01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm so happy man that we did that. That was

1586
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:29,439
Speaker 1: really cool man, really nice. Thanks thanks everybody, Thanks Jowell

1587
01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:32,320
Speaker 1: and Daniel for making it happen and thanks, iHeart and

1588
01:28:32,439 --> 01:28:35,280
Speaker 1: thanks hunday and all right, you know what I think, man,

1589
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,720
Speaker 1: we should try and figure a way to do things

1590
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:41,000
Speaker 1: like this more often when we partner with you know

1591
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:45,760
Speaker 1: where we partner with big companies, whether it be car

1592
01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:49,479
Speaker 1: or like GTS, they're so awesome for doing what they do. Also,

1593
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:51,479
Speaker 1: we got to shout them out. Also, we could give

1594
01:28:51,479 --> 01:28:57,000
Speaker 1: away some free therapy from Better Help. Maybe. Oh, okay,

1595
01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:02,240
Speaker 1: the whole world. That's yo's brainstorming. That's kind that's actually

1596
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:04,719
Speaker 1: kind of fire, dude, if we could get that going,

1597
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:10,000
Speaker 1: y'all see Amanda dance, Oh, she has a really good

1598
01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:13,320
Speaker 1: She has a good shout at winning this thing. Biggest

1599
01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:17,840
Speaker 1: competition is probably what Jojo. I think Jojo Christine Chu

1600
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:23,519
Speaker 1: is definitely competition. And I'll tell you why. One she's

1601
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:28,519
Speaker 1: been going to the show for season after season after season,

1602
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:32,479
Speaker 1: Like she's sat in the audience and watched that doesn't matter,

1603
01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:37,800
Speaker 1: and she's dreamed of this. First of all, it's about voting,

1604
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:40,640
Speaker 1: all right now. Jojo Seawall has got like a zillion followers,

1605
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:45,400
Speaker 1: great story. And I think Amanda, I know him biased,

1606
01:29:45,439 --> 01:29:50,759
Speaker 1: but I think Amanda is the best dancer. Yeah, I agree,

1607
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:54,000
Speaker 1: But I don't know that Amanda has enough voters because

1608
01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:58,400
Speaker 1: it's all about popularity ultimately, Well, everybody can only vote

1609
01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:01,600
Speaker 1: ten times. Were you sad when your karate kid of

1610
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:05,639
Speaker 1: a guy got kicked off? I kind of saw it coming. Yeah,

1611
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:09,439
Speaker 1: he couldn't He couldn't really dance. I'm sure he could dance. No,

1612
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:11,840
Speaker 1: I don't think he could dance. I'm just a little

1613
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:14,479
Speaker 1: bit older than that five. There's plenty of seventy five

1614
01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:16,240
Speaker 1: year olds who can shake a leg. I don't think

1615
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:21,880
Speaker 1: that that particular gentleman could dance. Bet you. I bet

1616
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:24,000
Speaker 1: you when he was younger and he was limburn doing

1617
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:26,400
Speaker 1: his karate back then, he was never seen these old

1618
01:30:26,439 --> 01:30:28,360
Speaker 1: men on the dance floor that know all the moves

1619
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,400
Speaker 1: and they're twisting and they're spinning. And a lot of

1620
01:30:30,439 --> 01:30:33,559
Speaker 1: those cats danced as a young as youngster. They had

1621
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:35,880
Speaker 1: to lull young people had to learn ballroom dancing back

1622
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:39,200
Speaker 1: in the day. Do you know how Joejoe Swa is

1623
01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:43,640
Speaker 1: the first woman to be able to dance with a

1624
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:48,000
Speaker 1: female dancer. I was thinking we approached the show about

1625
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:52,960
Speaker 1: you and I dancing together, Um, yes, please, why not?

1626
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:55,320
Speaker 1: Why are you shaking your head because we're gonna get

1627
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:57,840
Speaker 1: kicked off right away. No, neither one of us knows

1628
01:30:57,880 --> 01:31:00,519
Speaker 1: how to be you're a very good dancer, neither one

1629
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:03,160
Speaker 1: of us. As a practice, we ball room dance. We'll

1630
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:09,439
Speaker 1: break dance, but the little lamar, we'll pop in lock.

1631
01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:11,960
Speaker 1: They'll be like, no matter what they say. And now

1632
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:14,439
Speaker 1: Donald face on and Zach Braff with the fox trot,

1633
01:31:14,479 --> 01:31:19,439
Speaker 1: We'll still going on and pop do yes. And you

1634
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:29,880
Speaker 1: know everyone changes their song every week. LA this week

1635
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:37,880
Speaker 1: Zach and Donald with the tango, poping lock. Clap your hands, everybody.

1636
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:39,560
Speaker 1: I bet you we wouldn't get kicked off for a

1637
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:45,679
Speaker 1: long ass time. Can you ask the Dancing the Stars

1638
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:53,439
Speaker 1: producers if they'll make an acceptance? We get kicked off

1639
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:59,559
Speaker 1: so fast. They're not taking this seriously. Yeah, people are

1640
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:03,800
Speaker 1: very very serious about this. Yeah, I just serious. Understand

1641
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,560
Speaker 1: how popular this show is. This is not dance. Is

1642
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:09,519
Speaker 1: a serious, serious ballroom dance. Did you see the movies

1643
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:14,200
Speaker 1: The Silver Lining, The Civil Line Playbook? Yeah? Do you

1644
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:16,640
Speaker 1: remember what that movie was? Yeah? They build up, they

1645
01:32:16,680 --> 01:32:19,720
Speaker 1: build up to a ballroom dancing competition. I recall, yeah, yeah,

1646
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:26,840
Speaker 1: why are you laughing? Did something happen on Ani? Do

1647
01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:29,759
Speaker 1: you remember how serious people remember? But do you remember

1648
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,519
Speaker 1: how serious? Do you remember? How serious? Wait? You listen

1649
01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:39,000
Speaker 1: to watching Star Wars right now? Yeah? What's that? She? Sometimes?

1650
01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:40,960
Speaker 1: Joel laughs and I'm like, is it the show or

1651
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:43,080
Speaker 1: did something happen on Rebels in the back room. I

1652
01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:46,120
Speaker 1: just like Donald's passion for sivil lines Playbook. He's like

1653
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:48,160
Speaker 1: it was all spelled out right there in that movie.

1654
01:32:48,600 --> 01:32:51,439
Speaker 1: If you see serious stuff, it's a serious stuff. If

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Speaker 1: you see how those people hit, they were so pissed

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Speaker 1: off watching the two of them at the end of

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01:32:55,479 --> 01:32:58,560
Speaker 1: the movie dance. They were so upset all of the

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01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:02,200
Speaker 1: people that were there. There's like, all we gotta do

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01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:05,280
Speaker 1: is get like a five. Amon's first movie, Strictly Ballroom.

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Speaker 1: I never saw that, so goddamn good you like it

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01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:12,439
Speaker 1: the documentary? No? Oh no, I'm thinking of Mad Hot

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01:33:12,439 --> 01:33:15,559
Speaker 1: ball Room first movie. I have not seen Strictly ball Room,

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Speaker 1: but I have seen Mad Hot ball Room. Is that

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Speaker 1: the one with the kids? Yeah? Sounds so great. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: vote for a Manda, guys, come on, we want her

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Speaker 1: to win. We don't. We don't have she doesn't have

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Speaker 1: the fan base that Joe Joe Siwa has and uh

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Speaker 1: we want we want her to win, so vote for her, right? Yeah? Absolutely? Donald?

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Speaker 1: Did you vote ten times for her? You want me

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01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:40,599
Speaker 1: to be honest, Yes, I want you to be honest.

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01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:44,200
Speaker 1: I voted once. But that's white. You can just copy

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Speaker 1: paste ten times in a text. Is that what you did? Yeah,

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01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:51,439
Speaker 1: you say, Amanda to the whatever number they give you

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01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:55,080
Speaker 1: on the show, and then you copy that text and

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Speaker 1: you just go paste, paste, paste, paste ten times. You

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01:33:57,680 --> 01:34:00,439
Speaker 1: can't do that for Mandy. It'll take you eleven seconds.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it next Monday, Dick, I thought you can

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01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:06,920
Speaker 1: say something funnier that you voted for Cody. Cody got

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01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:10,680
Speaker 1: screwed because of that man. Damn Cheryl. You had to

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01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:12,640
Speaker 1: get that bad man. But he still looked good on

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01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:20,519
Speaker 1: his rehearsal video. Dang, I wanted to see Cody dance.

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01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:23,240
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Do you know why I wanted

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01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:26,000
Speaker 1: to see Cody dance? Because you have a crush on him.

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01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:28,200
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of there's a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a man crush on Cody. I'm not gonna line. Yeah.

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01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:34,160
Speaker 1: When when when Amanda took that picture and sent it

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Speaker 1: to us of the two of them, there was a

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01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:39,320
Speaker 1: little bit of jealous jealousy in me. Now, I'm not

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01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:41,360
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I just want to hang out with the dude.

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01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:46,320
Speaker 1: And it's really funny. He's so this is the way

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01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:48,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna get him on our show. It's because a

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01:34:49,040 --> 01:34:51,840
Speaker 1: man Amanda is gonna get his cell phone number and

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01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:54,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna stalk him. We're gonna have to. Yeah. Oh

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01:34:54,520 --> 01:34:59,720
Speaker 1: this is our this is our goodbye call. Guys. Yeah, yeah, right,

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01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:03,960
Speaker 1: you tell you something. Yeah, we're going your fault. You

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01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,400
Speaker 1: guys want to tell me to break a leg? It

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01:35:05,439 --> 01:35:08,360
Speaker 1: would be nice. Well I have a leg, man, do

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01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:11,840
Speaker 1: you want it? You want it right now? You want

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01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:17,760
Speaker 1: what is happening? I'm pretending that Donald. Pretend Donald. I'm

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01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 1: pretending this is Donald. The mic is Donald's penis. Okay,

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01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:27,360
Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, that's enough. That's enough. That's getting hard,

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01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:29,640
Speaker 1: aren't you. It's a little movement. I didn't lick it.

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01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:31,439
Speaker 1: I just put my nose on it. I'm so happy

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01:35:31,479 --> 01:35:36,719
Speaker 1: you didn't lick it. All right, um, all right, smell

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01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:44,080
Speaker 1: smell it smell like sports know. All right, We love

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Speaker 1: you guys, Thanks for tuning in. We'll see you next time.

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Speaker 1: About we made a nurs so gada around you here,

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01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:06,760
Speaker 1: I'm gada around you here, I'm expect for you while

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Speaker 1: you're with a time mm hmmmm