Speaker 1: Oh boy, you know? Oh boy? What do wait to
Speaker 1: start the show? Hey Michelle, what's up?
Speaker 2: Everybody? Welcome to Adulting. I'm your host, Michelle Vitae.
Speaker 1: With my friend Jordan Carlos. So good to be here, Michelle.
Speaker 1: Michelle is so awkward.
Speaker 2: I love it so much. Let's just do that again.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Adulting. My name is Jordan Carlos and I'm
Speaker 1: here with my co from Go Hell.
Speaker 2: It's Michelle. You tell, bitch if you're.
Speaker 1: Nasty, own it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm in a mood. You ever have
Speaker 2: like emotional road rage just walking around your house?
Speaker 1: Are any legos embedded in your feet right now? What's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: I just got this shit kicked out of my titties
Speaker 2: trying to give him a hug and there. Thank god
Speaker 2: they're cute. It'd be so much harder if they were ugly.
Speaker 2: And I'm starting to tell it to strangers now because
Speaker 2: they're like, they're so beautiful, and I'm like, why are
Speaker 2: you looking at me?
Speaker 1: Uns?
Speaker 2: You're gonna help me, you know what I mean? I
Speaker 2: did help this lady in the Atlanta airport who had
Speaker 2: a newborn baby, like new, new, new, new new, like
Speaker 2: that baby needed proofing. New wasn't even baked.
Speaker 1: Yeah went the proofing drawer stop.
Speaker 2: Don't even but she was. She was on the struggle
Speaker 2: bus trying to get something out of something. She had
Speaker 2: three bags, no stroller, baby, no biorn. I said, girl,
Speaker 2: I said, let me hold your baby. And so I
Speaker 2: just held this beautiful, gorgeous little baby that made me
Speaker 2: feel like the world is going to be a better place.
Speaker 2: And she just I mean, she had every kind of
Speaker 2: contraption on her. She just looked like that aisle at
Speaker 2: bed bath and beyond you go you wait to figures
Speaker 2: like she had so much. I said, you have everything
Speaker 2: on you put a.
Speaker 1: Stroller, you need a struttler.
Speaker 2: Who'll tell you didn't you need a stroller?
Speaker 1: But why didn't you have a stroller?
Speaker 2: I didn't ask. I was like, I gotta go. This
Speaker 2: is a big airport and I can't with my connection.
Speaker 2: But I helped her. I was a big tity ferry
Speaker 2: in that moment. And I just feel like I wish
Speaker 2: more people would help other people in public.
Speaker 1: Well, you're a good person. A lot of people don't
Speaker 1: want to get involved, you know, because once you get involved,
Speaker 1: it's like you never know. In for a pinnion for
Speaker 1: a pound. You don't know what's gonna happen. It's what
Speaker 1: in for a pinnion for a pound? You remember that?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just means once you buy in a little bit, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're here for the whole ride. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Always, I know you try to serve these Texas sayings,
Speaker 2: but it always feels like you're the old guy trying
Speaker 2: to keep the shop open in like an eighteen hundreds
Speaker 2: Christmas movie. Absolutely know what the fuck you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Listen, if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its asses,
Speaker 1: you know, And that's just one dog that won't hunt.
Speaker 2: My favorite is like we were you guys, we were
Speaker 2: in a meeting. We were in a meeting with people creatives.
Speaker 4: Remember this, we probably don't cost.
Speaker 2: Yes, and then you just you waited for everyone to
Speaker 2: stop talking to see what they had to say, and
Speaker 2: then you said, you know what, it just sounds like
Speaker 2: everyone's biting around the cookie.
Speaker 1: Yep, it is going. There's nothing wrong with down home parlances.
Speaker 1: We use our parlances in a way to express what's
Speaker 1: going on, you know, like how we feel in a
Speaker 1: lyrical way. It's an idiomatic expression. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I love it, like for Blanche Devereaux, and it is
Speaker 2: it's wild to have a friend under inklyn. I'm not
Speaker 2: mad at it. It makes you who you are.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Thank you very much. I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here defending my identity. Listen, this is who I am.
Speaker 1: I'm from the South, and this is will come out
Speaker 1: in my mouth. And that's it. You know. I want
Speaker 1: to tell you about the adulting day I've had because
Speaker 1: it is capped off. Bye, I'll just start with the
Speaker 1: best part. Excuse me. I opened up my email and
Speaker 1: it said from one of my credit card companies. It
Speaker 1: was like, we'd like to extend more credit to you.
Speaker 2: What I can hear our ancestors rise up as if
Speaker 2: it is a percussion solo for Gloria Estefon at the Grammys.
Speaker 2: This is I just did an alf and elly jump
Speaker 2: in my bone.
Speaker 1: Into a death drop.
Speaker 2: Just meanwhile, I checked my credit score like a year ago,
Speaker 2: and it was six sixty six. I said, no, you
Speaker 2: won't come for me, No you won't come from me.
Speaker 2: I did. I paid money to see that. Evil.
Speaker 1: Your credit score is not six sixty six. You are
Speaker 1: you are on do they know about Netflix? Do they
Speaker 1: know about the Circle?
Speaker 2: They know about Netflix?
Speaker 1: Is your a follow up question? And who is they experience?
Speaker 2: Do they have a password Equifax?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 2: Oh no, man, No one gives a shit about that.
Speaker 2: But that is exciting. Good for you. You're doing all
Speaker 2: the right things, now, do you. I'm most curious about
Speaker 2: this because, you know, I always feel like we need
Speaker 2: to put the focus on other things when we are
Speaker 2: graduating high school and then also going to college if
Speaker 2: that's your choice. But you know, like, okay, balancing a checkbook, sure,
Speaker 2: but what's it like to really have fake money? You know,
Speaker 2: it's dangerous because I remember the first credit card I
Speaker 2: opened up in college was just like somebody on campus
Speaker 2: just being like, you want to economy size Snickers? And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, like sign up for this credit card.
Speaker 2: I was like cool, I just like hate the shit
Speaker 2: of that Snickers, you know what I mean. And then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden I had a credit card. I
Speaker 2: would go to the gas station and buy food and
Speaker 2: people would give me cash and then I would get
Speaker 2: them like yeah and tip them up like it was.
Speaker 2: It was so wild that no one explained to me
Speaker 2: what a credit card is, and how to be responsible
Speaker 2: with it. But sure, tell me about the Pythagoream theory.
Speaker 2: What I can't even wait.
Speaker 1: You basically lived the plot of Reality Bites. You would
Speaker 1: buy people like stuff on your credit card and then
Speaker 1: they pay you back in cash.
Speaker 2: I think I probably forgot to tell you I'm pitching
Speaker 2: an all black female reboot of Reality Bites.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, just kidding, Reality Bites. What's I'm ready?
Speaker 5: But you know.
Speaker 2: Cut to like junior year of college. I had three
Speaker 2: credit cards, all maxed out, not even really high limits
Speaker 2: like five hundred dollars here a thousand dollars, which was
Speaker 2: like crazy, yeah, and I had to consolidate truly fucked
Speaker 2: up my credit. My mom was just like, you're writing
Speaker 2: a check for one hundred dollars every month, and she
Speaker 2: she like showed me how to manage money and also
Speaker 2: in certain tampon and for that I'm forever grateful.
Speaker 1: That's why moms are the best. I mean, let's hear
Speaker 1: it one more time from let's hear it for the mom.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I listen, listen, my siblings choose the one
Speaker 1: one of them open credit cards in my name, and
Speaker 1: so yeah.
Speaker 2: This is like the original pitch for empire.
Speaker 1: Really if not open up. They didn't open up credit cards,
Speaker 1: but they opened up like electricity services and things like that,
Speaker 1: and phone and like phone services in my name forgive. Oh,
Speaker 1: we try to forget, but then we have like a
Speaker 1: flashback like a Vietnam So yeah, yeah, my credit were
Speaker 1: just Tom.
Speaker 2: You're like Tom cruise On born on the fourth of
Speaker 2: July and everything'sgiving dinner. You're like, I remember when you
Speaker 2: wronged me.
Speaker 6: Give me.
Speaker 2: That's not how he sounds. That's not what he said.
Speaker 2: This is just my simple interpretation. It's pretty good, TC.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good TC.
Speaker 1: But like I've I've crawled my way all the way
Speaker 1: back into having good credit. Like I look at the
Speaker 1: little little meter and it's good, and it's like, yes.
Speaker 2: So what do you do? Do you buy something and
Speaker 2: pay it, pay off the minimum.
Speaker 1: Paid off immediately?
Speaker 2: You paid off?
Speaker 1: Because Sue's yes, SU's Orman loves Jeze.
Speaker 2: How many times? How many times people call her Susie?
Speaker 2: Probably all the time. It's like when you have a
Speaker 2: friend that's Lauren, but everyone says Laura and she gets mad.
Speaker 2: It's like, bitch, you get mad, Laura.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that's that's like, come.
Speaker 2: On, Yeah, it's like get it Togevel. But you know,
Speaker 2: Sus says that you should buy something and then pay
Speaker 2: off just a little bit above the minimum. Interesting, and
Speaker 2: that's how you build your credit, don't pay it all off.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, she's playing three D chess. Yeah I
Speaker 1: don't know about that.
Speaker 2: But good for you. I'm really excited for you, mostly
Speaker 2: because because you're good at it, hopefully that means your
Speaker 2: kids will be good at it.
Speaker 1: That's the hope, you know. I mean my kids are.
Speaker 1: I can tell that. One of them, and I won't
Speaker 1: name the one, it's Ezzy very much, Okay, yeah it is.
Speaker 1: He very mature. We'll have all her girls. It's the girl.
Speaker 1: She'll have all her bills on auto pay. The other one,
Speaker 1: by the way, is a fun loving criminal. He took
Speaker 1: my Apple watch today. After he told me he was
Speaker 1: gonna do it. He took it to school. He's like, Daddy,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear your Apple Watch and I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: it to school. I was like, no, you're not. And
Speaker 1: he wore it this morning and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask for it back before he heads
Speaker 1: out the door. And in all the confusion of the
Speaker 1: lunches and the snacks and the breath. Melee, melee, the melee,
Speaker 1: the melee. That boy, you know what I've did. I've
Speaker 1: looked at my Apple, my phone. I said, where's my watch?
Speaker 1: It if at school? No school?
Speaker 2: Now they want Apple watches? What can't we have? This
Speaker 2: is like what my mom decided to join Instagram. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I left Facebook, bitch, and now you here sneak it
Speaker 2: up on a bitch with my ig stories. Call me
Speaker 2: and ask me what kind of corn I had? Bitch
Speaker 2: your mom with you?
Speaker 1: Your mom has slipped into my dms, and it's not
Speaker 1: don't take them the wrong way.
Speaker 2: This is how you start rumors. Okay, he tries to
Speaker 2: clap back at people. Then she'll just be like, when
Speaker 2: someone leaves me a compliment, She's just like, that's right.
Speaker 2: She is a shining star. I'm like, my no, I'm forty.
Speaker 2: I was about say I'm forty eight. I'm forty four.
Speaker 2: She's making me feel like I'm so much older. But
Speaker 2: you know what, here's what's part about these remote shows.
Speaker 2: Right now, you just would have hugged me if we.
Speaker 1: Were in person. I'm sorry to further interrogate, Like, what
Speaker 1: you're saying is.
Speaker 2: Can I fix this? Don't say a Texas saying.
Speaker 1: Well, you know there's there's what's what and there's what
Speaker 1: is and what the the mom Let's hear it for
Speaker 1: the moms the best.
Speaker 2: Wait, we gotta do an intro.
Speaker 1: Jeff Right, Okay, I'm very excited. I can tell it feels.
Speaker 2: Like I got like an extra nugget a McDonald's. That's
Speaker 2: so exciting. You're like someone fucked up.
Speaker 1: No, someone loves me. No.
Speaker 2: I do a little barbecue, little hot sauce. But listen,
Speaker 2: I am very excited about her guests on the show.
Speaker 2: Speaking of hot sauce, they are hot one, honey.
Speaker 1: It's none other than Jeff Illa. Jeff Hiller is an
Speaker 1: amazing actor, yes, you know, comedy and otherwise, and finally
Speaker 1: to be put on after all these years of hard work.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to chop it up with them.
Speaker 2: I know me too, and they age. Well, honey, let's.
Speaker 1: Go our guest today. What is to say about them?
Speaker 2: So excited about our guests? They are amazing an acts,
Speaker 2: a comedian. Well can't they mother fucking do? Please help us?
Speaker 1: Welcome?
Speaker 4: Hi, Hi, Jeff, Hey, Jeff hy, how are you both good?
Speaker 1: Good? Great now that you're here.
Speaker 2: Happy pride moth bitch. I mean, at least June is
Speaker 2: longer than February. Okay, because that's true. That's true, it's true.
Speaker 2: But I sweat. I sweat, That's good. I don't. I
Speaker 2: want to sweat when I'm in yoga class. When I
Speaker 2: was in yoga class. Let's be honest.
Speaker 6: Wait, are you just telling me that you don't sweat?
Speaker 1: I don't. I just what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Have a very faint onion scent?
Speaker 1: Oh like a like a like a gasoline kind of tang.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but I used to be. The only place
Speaker 2: I really sweat when I would run is my crotch.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Everyone. Now you know every thing, and
Speaker 2: now we know two towels, one for up here and
Speaker 2: one for down there.
Speaker 1: But you know what, yes, I will say this. We're
Speaker 1: both we're both Texans and Texans we don't sweat that
Speaker 1: much because we're so used to Hell's son.
Speaker 6: Well, that's true, but I'm the exception that proves the rule.
Speaker 2: What was it like growing up in Texas? Because I
Speaker 2: was just giving Jordan so much shit because every time
Speaker 2: we have a conversation. He's serving a jingle jangle Bland
Speaker 2: Devereaux is or I'm just like, do you smell to it? Rhymes?
Speaker 2: I don't know if it makes sense. I mean, did
Speaker 2: you grow up with these isms too?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Well, no mine, we're never very clever. My parents were
Speaker 7: always just like saying incorrect words. They were just like
Speaker 7: grammatically incorrect. They weren't like giving fun lot of salty terms.
Speaker 7: They were just like saying wosh instead.
Speaker 1: Did you have to learn how to properly say cramp.
Speaker 6: Oh because you said crown? I didn't that one.
Speaker 7: I did know because I was a judgmental little homosexual
Speaker 7: on the on the playground. Thing like a crown, costs
Speaker 7: on your head, a crayon, ghosts in your hands.
Speaker 2: I had a cousin like that who was just like
Speaker 2: a pecan is anut and a peacan. It's something you
Speaker 2: put under your bed. I'm like, we can relax, We're
Speaker 2: just gonna have desert, honey. I'd love it so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, one more follow up for this then, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, for how we used to talk in Texas.
Speaker 1: How do you say theater? Did you say theater or
Speaker 1: did you say theater?
Speaker 6: Well, first of all. It was rarely ever mentioned.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 6: If my parents were going, they would say we're going
Speaker 6: to the show.
Speaker 1: They didn't want to say theater. They couldn't even say now, wow,
Speaker 1: oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: So am I getting this right? You're from Texas, you
Speaker 2: lived in Denver and then you came to New York.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wow, you knew about Denver.
Speaker 2: I do a research bingo Mango. I was doing your taxes,
Speaker 2: just curious. You know, you're hilarious. You can do multiple things.
Speaker 2: Why Denver not Chicago?
Speaker 7: Well, because I wasn't trying to be a comedian. I
Speaker 7: was trying to be a social worker. So I went
Speaker 7: there and worked with youth experiencing homelessness.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then I was like, screw y'all, I'm going
Speaker 6: to be an actor.
Speaker 2: It'd be like that sometimes.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 7: Both of y'all were like, oh, we can't laugh at that. Sorry,
Speaker 7: that was too much.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: I laughed. I laughed. I was. I was quietly having
Speaker 1: a titter too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, not laugh out loud funny, but definitely
Speaker 2: like it's a chuckle hut. Because I get it. You
Speaker 2: do it so much for everybody else, you gotta do
Speaker 2: something for you you got the in a light too, Hunt,
Speaker 2: You've got a lot of shine.
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 7: I have to put the oxygen on my own face
Speaker 7: for God's sake.
Speaker 2: Loo Butter Phillip, you all well excuse me. But so
Speaker 2: I have an uncle who is the Archbishop of Jamaica.
Speaker 6: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: So I grew up very cathol league. I call it
Speaker 2: kathy because it's like a Costco sized portion of Katholic.
Speaker 2: And so I have also grown up volunteering, first off,
Speaker 2: by choice. Then I just loved it. And it was
Speaker 2: really hard for me to help the preteens and the
Speaker 2: teenagers because I just didn't know what to say. Like,
Speaker 2: I didn't know what to say. All I could do
Speaker 2: was just give them a hug and say it'll be
Speaker 2: all right. And they're like how, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: have no idea how. And you know, now I'm in
Speaker 2: my forties and I feel like I can definitely get
Speaker 2: a grasp on it and like, you know, figure out
Speaker 2: how to have a conversation with someone, but not to
Speaker 2: be a Debbie downer or a Don Lemon downer.
Speaker 1: But here we are.
Speaker 2: If I were to have this conversation, if I were
Speaker 2: to go back out in the world volunteer again. I
Speaker 2: don't know that I could tell anybody it's going to
Speaker 2: get any better.
Speaker 7: Mm oh god, no, well that's not really what it's
Speaker 7: about either. I feel like right, because you're right, it's
Speaker 7: not going to get I mean, that's not true. I
Speaker 7: think you can make like incremental things that actually add
Speaker 7: up to something that is that can be a better
Speaker 7: quality of life. I think the idea of like it
Speaker 7: gets better is naive at best.
Speaker 6: I mean, I think that campaign was good or whatever, but.
Speaker 1: I it was a nice first pancake. It was a
Speaker 1: good first pancake. You know. That's what it was. That's
Speaker 1: what it was. That's a very diplomatic way of putting it,
Speaker 1: and we appreciate that. Jeff. Yeah, Jeff, I have to
Speaker 1: ask you, because so many years have gone by, so
Speaker 1: many questions, so many follow ups. Do you even remember
Speaker 1: how we met?
Speaker 7: I was thinking about that. Well, we were both in
Speaker 7: that movie, my first movie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what movie.
Speaker 1: We were in ghost Town.
Speaker 7: You were naked guy and you were you killed it
Speaker 7: that I did.
Speaker 1: I did. I didn't help Greg Knar and he yeah,
Speaker 1: like spoilers, I drop an acata window, which then people
Speaker 1: will be like you dropped it on his head and
Speaker 1: I'm such a self serious. Excuse me?
Speaker 2: What in the straight to DVD is going on?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 1: Now release.
Speaker 2: On Rotten Tomatoes? Are you saying to my day?
Speaker 1: It got reviews Jeff jump in.
Speaker 6: And I still have people be like that it was
Speaker 6: good and not for nothing.
Speaker 1: But I am.
Speaker 7: Currently on wiki feet because of that movie.
Speaker 2: God everyone involved? Oh wait, but what is the what
Speaker 2: is the movie? Greg? Shout out to Greg Corner.
Speaker 1: Greg, It was a vehicle for Ricky Gervas when Ricky
Speaker 1: Gervas is like to fight America and it happened. So
Speaker 1: Ricky Gervais uh plays a doctor or dentist, and then
Speaker 1: Greg Kinnear is a philandering jerk who this ac falls
Speaker 1: on him pushed, and then Tayloni is his ex.
Speaker 2: So they cast a black guy to kill the dude.
Speaker 1: Of course copy go on, listen, that's right, I don't
Speaker 1: die first. The white guy does.
Speaker 2: Really flipped it.
Speaker 1: So basically Greger he has to like his all dogs
Speaker 1: go to Heaven moment is that he helps Ricky Gervais
Speaker 1: fall in love or get with Tayloni, who is Greg
Speaker 1: Knar's widow, and so he like that's that's the basic
Speaker 1: premise of Oh no, Greg. Okay, he's quite dead. In
Speaker 1: the film, he's quite dead, So we are some of
Speaker 1: the like no no, Jeff is one of the ghosts
Speaker 1: that inhabits this world that Ricky Gervais can ghosts.
Speaker 7: And you die in what you were wearing, and I
Speaker 7: died in the buff.
Speaker 2: How did you audition for this, Jeff?
Speaker 6: Oh my god. I really wasn't thinking it through either.
Speaker 7: I really was like, if I had known that's a lie,
Speaker 7: I was so desperate for anything, I would have done it.
Speaker 6: I probably would have shown I would have done anything.
Speaker 7: But I just had me like come in and pretend
Speaker 7: like I was sneaking because I didn't have any lines
Speaker 7: in the original movie. And then then eventually I did
Speaker 7: get lines. I think I was just supposed to be
Speaker 7: a visual joke, and then they tossed me a couple
Speaker 7: of lines, and you know, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 7: There was a little bit of gay panic in the
Speaker 7: humor of like, oh, his penis you know that kind
Speaker 7: of a thing. But I had to wear a thong,
Speaker 7: like a flesh colored thong. Welcome to My World on
Speaker 7: Fifth Avenue.
Speaker 3: Wow on lafth Avenue on Fifth Avenue and Fifth Street,
Speaker 3: right by Central Park.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna have a thong, it might as well
Speaker 2: be the nice neighborhood Tad Steakhouse on thirty four A honey, okay,
Speaker 2: silver lining.
Speaker 1: Up the crack, although after ninety six that falls off.
Speaker 1: That's what I've heard, not the though.
Speaker 2: What are we talking about? You know what? I love
Speaker 2: these stories because when people see you on TV, they think, Okay,
Speaker 2: they just came out of nowhere. They probably you know,
Speaker 2: they've been doing it for five minutes, and it's like, now, bitch,
Speaker 2: we have been out here with our butt cracks out,
Speaker 2: just saying yes, improving, elevating basic fucking scripts, tap dancing
Speaker 2: with tight ass knees, doing all the things.
Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, I'll say this, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and what you're saying making me laugh so hard. At
Speaker 1: Shakespeare in the Park when you were a duo with
Speaker 1: Rachel Dratch, Hello, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yes, my goodness.
Speaker 1: I was watching you and my buddy Ben's don't worry
Speaker 1: about it, you playing John Quincy Adams with my buddy
Speaker 1: Ben Steinfeld and bloody, bloody Andrew Jackson. I saw these
Speaker 1: New York Magazine articles like, have you heard of Jeff
Speaker 1: Hilla And like, yes, I have, Yes, I have. I'm
Speaker 1: so happy that you're greenlit and the show is amazing.
Speaker 1: I love the energy that you bring to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's fantastic, Jeff than so unique.
Speaker 2: Can I just like, look, I might be speaking at
Speaker 2: a turn, but I feel like in this trio of
Speaker 2: these beautiful faces that I'm looking at me included hello,
Speaker 2: I said, trio. It feels like the things that we
Speaker 2: were made fun of when we were little are the
Speaker 2: things that are like truly celebrated now that we're older.
Speaker 2: Would I be right in saying that? Yeah, Like we
Speaker 2: just met, Jeff. But I think you're speaking out of school. No,
Speaker 2: I'm just teasing.
Speaker 6: No, I think no, I think you're I think that's
Speaker 6: true for me at least for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh, I definitely know it's true for me and Jordan
Speaker 2: as well. I mean, let's be honest.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much. Yeah, I am north
Speaker 1: of forty Michelle. You're kicking thirty in the ass. You know,
Speaker 1: same for you, Jeff, And you know it's I just wonder,
Speaker 1: like I love the kind of Can I ask you
Speaker 1: about the dynamic of the friendship that you have on
Speaker 1: somebody somewhere, and how much and how often you've played
Speaker 1: that role of like the friend that's the thirsty friend
Speaker 1: that then abandons the other like ties and relationships they
Speaker 1: have in their life to be with one person, foregoing
Speaker 1: one friendship for another.
Speaker 7: You mean, how often have I done that in my
Speaker 7: real life or in my Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, oh boy, yes have you ever done that?
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that?
Speaker 2: I can't wait?
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, a little.
Speaker 7: I mean I'm definitely I am kind of a person
Speaker 7: who's like I just have one really close friendship and
Speaker 7: that's the one I really focus on. And yeah, I
Speaker 7: think I have done that actually, probably more than once sexually.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oops, it's okay, it happens. But that's what like resonated
Speaker 1: with me. I watched it and it really resonated with me.
Speaker 1: And it was like, because I've had friendships where I've
Speaker 1: had to like work out boundaries and dynamics and say
Speaker 1: to myself, you know, I can't always give you like
Speaker 1: a thousand percent, you.
Speaker 2: Don't have to call me, goes on and on, and
Speaker 2: I just love it.
Speaker 1: Jeff. Jeff's are great, but great, that's I agree.
Speaker 7: With you though, Like I'm such a people pleaser. And
Speaker 7: sometimes when you don't set those boundaries, which you yeah,
Speaker 7: which you have to do, you get so taken advantage of.
Speaker 7: And yeah, I've been taken advantage of certainly by not
Speaker 7: setting boundaries.
Speaker 1: Name name, Jeff.
Speaker 7: But if it was just huge famous Brooke Shields, what
Speaker 7: it was just like really random celebrities.
Speaker 6: Brooks Shields came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Oh, my doctor Dre. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say Beyonce, but I was like, no,
Speaker 7: that's too, that's too everybody. Everybody would dump their life
Speaker 7: for Beyonce. Then I was like, what's another bee? And
Speaker 7: I went Brooks Shields, Patty La Belle Bell. Oh, I
Speaker 7: would dumb everything for her too. I probably do it
Speaker 7: for Brooksheets.
Speaker 2: Well, can I ask you a couple of questions?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 2: I want to talk about pronouns if that's cool, I mean,
Speaker 2: if you feel comfortable talking about it, because I just
Speaker 2: feel like this is just a conversation everybody shies away
Speaker 2: from and it's just like you don't have to it
Speaker 2: is fine, Like, let's talk about it. I went to
Speaker 2: your Instagram page and I love it, to said actress.
Speaker 2: I'll say, yes, you want to put that shir on
Speaker 2: the side by. I mean, and I have this childhood
Speaker 2: friend where she's very quiet, and then she just learned
Speaker 2: how to trust me, and now she doesn't shut up,
Speaker 2: which I do appreciate, but I'm like, we gotta wrap
Speaker 2: it up. Anyways. I remember almost like the minute we
Speaker 2: found out what non binary was and pronouns and sort
Speaker 2: and it sort of like answered every question she ever
Speaker 2: had since like seventh grade of like I'm not this,
Speaker 2: I'm not that, I'm this, And it was always like
Speaker 2: a running joke between us, but in a way where
Speaker 2: it wasn't like necessarily like making fun of her. It
Speaker 2: was just like that's you all thing, that's my thing,
Speaker 2: you know, like like I'm always like the big titty
Speaker 2: ted talk and she's always the affordable tittle twintin Like
Speaker 2: that's just.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, I mean the affordable tillness.
Speaker 2: Friend to friend business here. But like do you remember
Speaker 2: having like an aha moment of just like oh, that's it,
Speaker 2: that's what it is.
Speaker 7: Yeah, But I was like so recently, like it was
Speaker 7: like shockingly recently. Oh, like like I was over forty yes,
Speaker 7: and even now, like I don't know that I'm I
Speaker 7: would be like the poster child for like, I do
Speaker 7: sort of identify as non binary, but I like, I'm
Speaker 7: still like I don't really get it either. Plus you know,
Speaker 7: I'm a people pleaser, so I'm not I'm not being
Speaker 7: here like that's not my pronow you know, like I'm
Speaker 7: gonna be like whatever, it's fine, it's fine. But I
Speaker 7: what I always tell people when they ask, I say,
Speaker 7: I love all pronouns. I have a stand up joke
Speaker 7: that my pronouns are he, him and oh, her and
Speaker 7: and I think that could probably be like a problematic joke,
Speaker 7: but it's true. Like I really I don't feel I
Speaker 7: don't feel like a woman. I mean, I'm six foot five,
Speaker 7: you know, downstairs. But I also don't really identify as
Speaker 7: like I'm a man. Like when people are like, you've
Speaker 7: grown into a fine man, I'm like, eh, what's gross,
Speaker 7: that's it.
Speaker 5: That's not what I am, right right, So I like,
Speaker 5: if people say he or him about me, that's totally fine,
Speaker 5: but I would I would hope that they would say
Speaker 5: like queen or bitch or sister or something like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I call everyone ma'am no matter what, yes
Speaker 2: for my non binary queen. So I will say, Sam,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, why not, let's just
Speaker 2: keep growing evolving, just like my chest and my waist.
Speaker 2: The mom joke. Good, let's hear it for the mom.
Speaker 7: Let's put that on a series of greeting cards.
Speaker 1: Do I have it?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 1: See it for you?
Speaker 2: Homemade ear rings, ceramic butter holders that you cannot put
Speaker 2: in the dishwasher.
Speaker 6: You can't.
Speaker 2: I know, that's one of the things I have. You
Speaker 2: can't wait?
Speaker 1: Is it like.
Speaker 7: Crusade because I've been putting mine in the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can't put in the lick. You can't put
Speaker 1: in a look crusee in the dishwasher. No one told
Speaker 1: you does welcome? Welcome Jeff? The rent is due. Just
Speaker 1: my husband.
Speaker 7: My husband is so particular about the dishwasher and top
Speaker 7: shop versus bottom shelf, and you know, like my mom
Speaker 7: would throw in like knives, you know. And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: this is a good adulting thing for me to learn.
Speaker 2: You're teaching me something you have to Yeah, you should
Speaker 2: know that because also, like what is the steel thing?
Speaker 2: The cast iron should not be washed with soap ever.
Speaker 6: Right, you have to season that, you season it.
Speaker 2: And then there's also like a a metal thing. You
Speaker 2: could just get the the gravy off with if need be.
Speaker 1: But you know you're talking about steel wool.
Speaker 2: Yes, plus like, what are you cooking in there that
Speaker 2: you really need to put on the dish? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? What's your dish? What's the dish?
Speaker 1: Well? I will applaud you, though, Jeff on the loo
Speaker 1: cruise of it all. So you you have.
Speaker 2: A coupon at Williams and Noma.
Speaker 1: Yes, well yeah, I mean that is some grown ass
Speaker 1: ship right there. So you you have the lokruisseae that
Speaker 1: you like to use. Is it blue? Is it red?
Speaker 1: Is it yellow? What it is?
Speaker 6: It's the red.
Speaker 7: And we have a large Dutch oven, a smaller Dutch oven.
Speaker 7: And I just added to our family a butter dish.
Speaker 7: And I love that butter dish.
Speaker 1: I love that butter dish.
Speaker 2: I love room temp butter.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 6: It's our whole new world.
Speaker 2: Yes, kind of fightful. Let me know, I had no idea.
Speaker 2: My husband is European, it's not his fault. And he
Speaker 2: leaves the butter, he leaves a lot of stuff. I
Speaker 2: was like, is you lazy? And he's like, no, you
Speaker 2: just don't have to put in the fridge. In America,
Speaker 2: you do. The government ain't gonna pay for this shit.
Speaker 2: If something that happens to.
Speaker 1: You, I know, a warm apple is just all.
Speaker 2: The fruit is room town. But I'm like, put the
Speaker 2: mangos in the fridge. Put the mangos in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Put the dick in the box and the mangos in
Speaker 2: the fridge. Hi, I'm someone's mom.
Speaker 6: It's true.
Speaker 1: Do you cook a lot?
Speaker 6: No, I'm like terrible at it. It's all my husband.
Speaker 1: Oh, tell us more, tell us everything abou about your husband?
Speaker 1: My goodness, where did you meet? How did you meet?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 7: I mean, on the theme of your podcast. He is
Speaker 7: he's the one who knows stuff, and I'm the one that's.
Speaker 2: Say I love it. Then you then you guys are
Speaker 2: a good match. Yeah, because you probably, like I hope
Speaker 2: so was a vigo. So it's just like a virgo.
Speaker 2: I was going to ask if he was a virgo
Speaker 2: because he sounds like a virgo.
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 2: I'm a leo.
Speaker 6: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, like she out here allowed him proud
Speaker 2: just breastfeeding everybody for no God to reason.
Speaker 6: And good hair.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank the Lord. Because otherwise it would just be
Speaker 2: all backfat, which is not a problem either. It's quite
Speaker 2: tasty and a little bit salty, depends what you're into
Speaker 2: in your blood pressure. But listen, you know who is
Speaker 2: a virgo to Beyonce bitch? Yeah, perfection. They like perfection.
Speaker 2: So next time your husband gets on your nerves, you'd
Speaker 2: be like homecoming, Like it's the dishwashers is homecoming.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I love that we're talking to you during Pride
Speaker 2: month because there's a shift happening in Hollywood. And correct
Speaker 2: me if I'm wrong, But when I see like the
Speaker 2: breakdowns come in authentically?
Speaker 6: Can play? Can play a gay person authentically? Have you
Speaker 6: seen that one?
Speaker 2: Yes? Like you're not allowed to ask, but everyone's looking
Speaker 2: to populate the show with more than one gay friend.
Speaker 2: That doesn't feel like it's necessarily about having a sexual
Speaker 2: experience or it's just like, oh, we just want diverse voices.
Speaker 2: On one hand, I'm like, do you But I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of excited about it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's it's a slow burn. It only
Speaker 2: you know, it takes one break to build a wall,
Speaker 2: so you're just, oh my god, I've been hanging out
Speaker 2: with people from Texas for too long?
Speaker 1: What do you think, you know?
Speaker 7: I think, especially when it comes to too trans folks,
Speaker 7: like the idea that you would cast a cisgendered, gorgeous
Speaker 7: movie star in the role of especially like a famous
Speaker 7: trans person from history. I think that is sort of
Speaker 7: like a harsh slap in the face, because like, it's
Speaker 7: not as if trans people are ever.
Speaker 6: Cast as disgendered people.
Speaker 7: So I think in that sense, I would really caution
Speaker 7: producers and casting directors.
Speaker 6: To guest authentically.
Speaker 7: I think for me as a I identify as queer,
Speaker 7: and for me as a queer person, I feel like
Speaker 7: nobody ever is gonna cast me as like the dad
Speaker 7: in a nice straight family.
Speaker 6: They're just never yet to do that.
Speaker 2: Not yet, I would thank you, Not yet, but I would.
Speaker 2: I what I mean, Representation matters at every turn, and yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just it really is just so important. I don't
Speaker 2: think casting or producers really realize how important it is.
Speaker 2: You know, the hardest, most awkward conversations I've had with
Speaker 2: my mom about diversity, sex inclusion have come from something
Speaker 2: we've seen on TV.
Speaker 1: Together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where that's like a perfect jump off for her.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. But I was just like, oh, we
Speaker 2: just saw this together. What is this? And I don't
Speaker 2: think people really understand how important it is? And yeah,
Speaker 2: what a miss. It's just like, look good for you,
Speaker 2: Scar Joe, but have several seats. Honey, honey, am I
Speaker 2: gonna try and play a skinny white girl? How you
Speaker 2: gonna feel about this?
Speaker 6: I would cast you is that.
Speaker 1: The image has so much power though, I mean, and
Speaker 1: it stirs so much up in us, you know images
Speaker 1: do I know? Like when I was a kid, I
Speaker 1: watched Superman with my mom. When Superman would fly with
Speaker 1: Lois Lane, I'd be like, what's popcorn? Because I didn't
Speaker 1: like what was going on in my pants?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: So it's a good time. Okay, we were talking about inclusion,
Speaker 2: but let's talk about you, boner.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just I'm talking about the power of movies
Speaker 1: and televisions. We Okay, can I say something now? Can
Speaker 1: I say something now?
Speaker 2: So much?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: I know you want to say something now. But that's
Speaker 2: why I love Chales to the City so so much.
Speaker 2: And it was on PBS and I was like, what
Speaker 2: is it was good?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, and they shook butts.
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, I didn't want to say it
Speaker 2: because he was just talking about a boner.
Speaker 4: But yes, then you were on it, Michelle, you were
Speaker 4: in it. Oh yes, not even a reboot. It's just
Speaker 4: like a good continuation, like twenty years later.
Speaker 6: The next movie. That's yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: That was very fun well and so important. Yes, bringing
Speaker 4: it home, bringing it home.
Speaker 1: So at this juncture, we usually take questions and answer
Speaker 1: them with our guests. Now these are fielded from folks
Speaker 1: that have written in to our little show, and I
Speaker 1: think it's hot time we ask.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you're sell like public radio. For Fox's sake,
Speaker 2: let'st's get to the second question.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good, pretty good public radio.
Speaker 2: Ooh, are you down a clown?
Speaker 6: I'm down?
Speaker 2: This question is so stupid. I hate to judge, but
Speaker 2: I am. Is it okay to order a kid's meal
Speaker 2: for myself?
Speaker 1: Are you a kid? What's happening right? At heart? I
Speaker 1: think it's okay.
Speaker 6: You know what, I think so too? Who cares?
Speaker 2: I think so as well? I mean, honestly, our portions
Speaker 2: are too big.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's okay to go and order a kid's
Speaker 1: meal for McDonald's. It is not okay to hang out
Speaker 1: at a plate around without a child. I think that's
Speaker 1: the line there you.
Speaker 2: Go, ooh, how old is too old to go to Coachella?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: I think that that question has implied ages on the net.
Speaker 6: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Yeah, if disco granny wants to like dust it up
Speaker 7: and then with yeah, you know whatever, let her have it,
Speaker 7: she's going to buy the weekend.
Speaker 2: Past one hundred. This is why I love Amsterdam, where
Speaker 2: my husband's from, because it doesn't matter if you're twenty
Speaker 2: two or sixty two. People are going to find like
Speaker 2: the purest molly, go out in the field, have butterfly wings,
Speaker 2: do it up. But yeah, I mean I think you're
Speaker 2: never I think, if anything, you're never too old to
Speaker 2: go to a festival. Just get more adults about going,
Speaker 2: Like are you going just to like have your mouth
Speaker 2: open and like a stranger? You could do that at home.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go and see some really good music?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Wear comfortable shoes, figure out how to pee in one
Speaker 2: of those paper things.
Speaker 7: That write, or if it's like a thing that you
Speaker 7: really don't want to do, but your friends all are
Speaker 7: like you have to do it, and you're using age
Speaker 7: to get out of it.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's not about age, it's about like, that's just
Speaker 6: not a thing you want to do.
Speaker 2: Speaking of a thing you don't want to do. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, am I a mall cop? Because I got
Speaker 2: a segue? Question? Is my husband is losing his hair
Speaker 2: and his current hairstyle doesn't work on him anymore. How
Speaker 2: do I tell him that? I think you just divorce him?
Speaker 7: Now this one is real personal to me.
Speaker 3: Because my hair is I have alopecia on top of it.
Speaker 3: So it's like, look, it's rough.
Speaker 4: You got character, You got character, You make it work,
Speaker 4: don't you worry.
Speaker 7: But my thing is I think, Oh, I was going
Speaker 7: to say something really confidently, and now I'm like, oh,
Speaker 7: actually that's not true at all.
Speaker 2: You got to say.
Speaker 7: I was going to be like, just tell him, he
Speaker 7: needs to know. And then I was like, no, actually,
Speaker 7: don't tell him. It's going to be horrible. Oh no,
Speaker 7: I don't have the answer to this question.
Speaker 1: What do you think? What would you say? Michelle?
Speaker 2: Well, when I met my husband, he was already bald,
Speaker 2: but I've seen pictures and he started going bald, like
Speaker 2: around nineteen twenty, which is a big age to be
Speaker 2: going bald. But you know, it's hereditary. All the uncles
Speaker 2: on his mom's side of the family are bald and
Speaker 2: they all have the same shaped head. And to me,
Speaker 2: it's really sexy. It's really hot, it's really gorgeous. I say,
Speaker 2: you know, maybe you can watch a lot of die Hard,
Speaker 2: watch a lot of movies with the rock like sort
Speaker 2: of expose him to like really hot men with bald
Speaker 2: that are bald, and you're just like, I want to
Speaker 2: fuck them. They're bald. What about you?
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, don't forbade.
Speaker 1: It's so good, you know, like.
Speaker 2: You can't help what your body does. Sometimes it is
Speaker 2: what it is, and if you fight it, it's sad
Speaker 2: and awkward, but if you really lean into it, it's
Speaker 2: fucking sexy and beautiful. When people are just their fucking
Speaker 2: truest selves, Like come on, go listen to have them
Speaker 2: listened to Lizo and just figure it out. I say,
Speaker 2: cut it off, don't hold onto it. It's holding everyone back.
Speaker 1: Cut it off and asleep while he's sleeping. Just cut
Speaker 1: it the fuck off.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, can I also say something because hair is also
Speaker 2: very personal and we know this like in the black community, right,
Speaker 2: Like it's you're just completely judged on whatever hairstyle you have,
Speaker 2: whether you're a good person, a bad person, educated or not. Like,
Speaker 2: it's so fucked up. So I have a person in
Speaker 2: my family who went to Turkey on a trip and
Speaker 2: came back with hair and plants and it looks really
Speaker 2: good now, Okay, So they chose to go the other
Speaker 2: way because they want to hold onto it. And so
Speaker 2: if you want to hold onto it, I don't think
Speaker 2: you should also be shamed for doing that either. So
Speaker 2: hair is so fucking part.
Speaker 7: Listen, I would get a I would get a hair
Speaker 7: transplant in a second, so I have no judgment there.
Speaker 7: Here's my other thing, Yeah, take a video of him
Speaker 7: from behind, because one time.
Speaker 6: I saw a video of me.
Speaker 7: Somebody saw me across the street and they filmed me
Speaker 7: and they were like, I'm stocking you, haha. And I
Speaker 7: looked at that video and it wasn't scary, it was
Speaker 7: like funny. But when I looked at myself walking down
Speaker 7: the street, I was like, my mind was blown. That
Speaker 7: that was who I was, that that's what I looked like.
Speaker 7: And that's when I realized I needed to do something
Speaker 7: about my hair.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I'm here for a three way mirror. You know,
Speaker 2: I gotta know what's going on in the bag. The
Speaker 2: kobos is the most important, strongest part. But it's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm just way too vain. I think I think the
Speaker 1: gods know that I'm way too vain to lose my
Speaker 1: hair just keeping it on my head. I don't know
Speaker 1: how it is. Your brother bald, yes, quite, my dad
Speaker 1: quite so. But I have all my hair. I have
Speaker 1: a boys had of hair, and I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know how it's there. I have no idea put
Speaker 1: it up?
Speaker 2: There? Is this a podcast or your grinder profile? I
Speaker 2: love it. I have a boy hair almond and it'll
Speaker 2: be both.
Speaker 1: Wait, hang on a second, A home depot card? Alright?
Speaker 1: Wait wait, we got this question and it's it's a
Speaker 1: I like this one. Okay, they need us on this.
Speaker 1: It's written with desperation. Here we go. What are the
Speaker 1: best rules to follow for doing laundry? What is the
Speaker 1: permanent press cycle? Does water temperature actually matter? How much
Speaker 1: soap is too much? Soap? Answers? What? Wow?
Speaker 2: What was even the question? I'm lost?
Speaker 1: What are the best rules to us?
Speaker 7: I think cold water is important. I think that unless
Speaker 7: you're doing towels or sheets. You really do cold water
Speaker 7: for all of your regular clothes, and you shouldn't ever
Speaker 7: use bounced dryer sheets. It cakes on to your clothes.
Speaker 7: You should use the little wool balls. You can give
Speaker 7: them a trade of Joe's for less than five dollars.
Speaker 7: Break it down, and I think less soap than you
Speaker 7: would imagine.
Speaker 1: Less soap than you could ever imagine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna make your skin itchy. It's gonna make
Speaker 2: your skin itchy. Oh, there are so many good questions.
Speaker 2: I don't know where to except. We don't have you
Speaker 2: for very LUs.
Speaker 1: We don't have you for very lunch. We have one,
Speaker 1: we have time for one more. Let's do one more.
Speaker 2: Okay, which one are you gonna pick?
Speaker 1: I want you to pick. I'm I'm deferring to you.
Speaker 2: What do I do when I am waiting in line
Speaker 2: somewhere and I overhear the teenagers behind me making fun
Speaker 2: of me?
Speaker 6: Oh no, melt into the earth.
Speaker 2: It's all disappearing, all of Jeff's answers. I didn't just go.
Speaker 2: You gotta find another exit strategy.
Speaker 1: Jeff, Jeff, you are just Jeff. You are white. Jeff
Speaker 1: is white. Me like Jeff do you want to solve
Speaker 1: crimes together? Jeff? We could do it white Lightning, chocolate thunder.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for this, this buddy cop movie.
Speaker 2: This an ebony ivory mashup, but is a very I
Speaker 2: friendship us both.
Speaker 1: This is like crazy. I love it all right.
Speaker 2: When's your birthday?
Speaker 1: Jeff?
Speaker 6: December seventh. I'm as Sagittarius.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're also fire.
Speaker 6: What are you, Jordan?
Speaker 1: I'm an Aquarius. Hate conflict unless you're into conflict, and
Speaker 1: then I'm in the conflict. Whatever whatever you want.
Speaker 6: See, we were good pair. Actually hate conflict.
Speaker 2: There avoid avoid avoid you know who's also a sanj
Speaker 2: Britney spears of hard working people pleaser?
Speaker 6: Right, Oh my god, that's so true until until.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: Until the pops off. Now we need to check it out. Britney.
Speaker 2: Is she okay? She spends a lot and makes me dizzy? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so okay. You know why I think this is a
Speaker 2: difficult question because you can't parent somebody else's kids, and
Speaker 2: teenagers are like in adult bodies. Sometimes I say, we
Speaker 2: all die alone with a smile.
Speaker 1: WHOA, What kind of advice is that?
Speaker 2: Well, don't make fun of me, bitch. That's the advice
Speaker 2: I'm giving.
Speaker 1: On the train. Somebody's making fun of me. It doesn't get.
Speaker 2: Better talking about teenagers. And now we're gonna end with teenagers.
Speaker 1: Teenagers, i'd say, turn around, freak them out.
Speaker 2: How please don't say anything about you, dick.
Speaker 1: Look no, okay, look deeply into their eyes and just
Speaker 1: say like I can hear you, you know, like something
Speaker 1: like that, or they're like you see what like that?
Speaker 1: That lady crazy? You know like that.
Speaker 2: Jordan does avoid conflict until he doesn't. And if it's
Speaker 2: social justice that boil get up in your motherfucking face.
Speaker 1: It's true. I just I can't stand like that's.
Speaker 2: So glasses foggy at fuck. Oh wow, oh well, wold
Speaker 2: with righteousness. It's a joy to watch.
Speaker 1: My mother march in the civil rights movement. All right,
Speaker 1: it's in my bones, like if I see an injustice,
Speaker 1: it's just us. We gon't do this, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We're gonna work it out.
Speaker 2: Kendrick Lamar, let me know, spit some bars, daddy.
Speaker 1: Just letting you know, well, this has been so fun.
Speaker 2: Oh we ask every guess we have. What's the most
Speaker 2: adult thing that you would love to do for yourself?
Speaker 2: This year that you just don't have time to do,
Speaker 2: but you gotta.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, does anyone ever ask you this, Jeff?
Speaker 7: Yeah, probably like something like figuring out my finances? Oh
Speaker 7: that's something that I probably where are like where that
Speaker 7: I'm spending it? Why don't I have my money?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, first of all New York taxes and you
Speaker 2: got that cute ass virgo husband.
Speaker 6: So he does, he does keep track of it.
Speaker 1: You're right, Look takes quite a bite. Let me just
Speaker 1: tell you that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you'll have it forever and all the time.
Speaker 2: It'll still be here when we're gone, and like.
Speaker 6: Apparently unless I keep putting it in the dishwase.
Speaker 1: But they are for they have a lifetime guarantee and
Speaker 1: you can replace them. You can just send them back
Speaker 1: to like cresee and they will send you a new one.
Speaker 2: That's how many they have because they last forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it lasts.
Speaker 2: Goodness. Well, this has been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally same.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much for having me.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being had.
Speaker 1: Jeff really proud of you. You're awesome.
Speaker 2: Oh too, he was like, no, I just am I'm
Speaker 2: a Jeff Hiller fan because.
Speaker 7: We also spent like I bet like three weeks of
Speaker 7: our life have been spent together in commercial waiting rooms.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, ma'am. I was waiting for you
Speaker 1: to talk about this where we've just been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: still waiting.
Speaker 6: I know that life.
Speaker 1: If me and Jeff are there, they don't know what
Speaker 1: they want you, they.
Speaker 2: Know what they want when they call me body just
Speaker 2: lost weight or just gained weight, We don't know. She
Speaker 2: just started to like herself. Now base the soup, but
Speaker 2: just mime, mime the soup. And can you read this
Speaker 2: copy in this huge que card next to the camera
Speaker 2: that you've never seen before. I would love to I
Speaker 2: would have loft, but look at the camera.
Speaker 7: Okay, less, could you do less?
Speaker 1: Like you're on methadone? Less? Even yes?
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, just like the.
Speaker 6: Office, just like really really.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh my god, we did it.
Speaker 2: We did it. That was so fun.
Speaker 6: Thank you? Yeah, thank you? Now do I just get off?
Speaker 7: There's no Escape by Jordan by Michelle That was really fun?
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye yo. That was that was a great combo.
Speaker 2: Jordan. That was so much fun. I didn't realize think
Speaker 2: I'd have that much fun in a very dark room
Speaker 2: by myself and just in my conge it kind of
Speaker 2: feels like I am in my basement. It feels like
Speaker 2: Cloverfield but.
Speaker 1: Happy, you know, yeah, sure with a better ending. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is a ray of motherfucking sunshine on a cloudy day?
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, a rock in a weary land. I love
Speaker 1: me some Jeff Hiller, Yet what another Southern parlance off
Speaker 1: our show. I'm not mad.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much Texas for making all these wildly
Speaker 2: wonderful creative beings.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Michelle. When Michelle is done, the fucking muffins
Speaker 1: are done. Bye, listen done. See we did it. This
Speaker 1: has been and exactly right production.
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.
Speaker 1: Senior managing producer is Hannah Kyle Kraige.
Speaker 2: This episode was sound designed and mixed by Andrew.
Speaker 1: Eapen and engineered by Ryobomb.
Speaker 2: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.
Speaker 1: Our theme song is by DJ don Will.
Speaker 2: Photography by Chris vander.
Speaker 1: Most, artwork by Jamie Bechtel.
Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Harstark and Danielle Kramer.
Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at adulting the Pot.
Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm