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Speaker 2: Everybody? Welcome to Adulting. I'm your host, Michelle Vitae.

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Speaker 1: With my friend Jordan Carlos. So good to be here, Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Michelle is so awkward.

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Speaker 2: I love it so much. Let's just do that again.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Adulting. My name is Jordan Carlos and I'm

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Speaker 1: here with my co from Go Hell.

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Speaker 2: It's Michelle. You tell, bitch if you're.

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Speaker 1: Nasty, own it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm in a mood. You ever have

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Speaker 1: Are any legos embedded in your feet right now? What's

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: I just got this shit kicked out of my titties

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Speaker 2: trying to give him a hug and there. Thank god

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Speaker 2: they're cute. It'd be so much harder if they were ugly.

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Speaker 2: And I'm starting to tell it to strangers now because

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Speaker 2: You're gonna help me, you know what I mean? I

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Speaker 2: Don't even but she was. She was on the struggle

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Speaker 2: like she had so much. I said, you have everything

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Speaker 2: Who'll tell you didn't you need a stroller?

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Speaker 2: I didn't ask. I was like, I gotta go. This

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Speaker 2: But I helped her. I was a big tity ferry

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Speaker 1: Well, you're a good person. A lot of people don't

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Speaker 2: Always, I know you try to serve these Texas sayings,

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Speaker 2: Christmas movie. Absolutely know what the fuck you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Listen, if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its asses,

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Speaker 2: Yes, and then you just you waited for everyone to

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Speaker 1: Yep, it is going. There's nothing wrong with down home parlances.

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Speaker 1: We use our parlances in a way to express what's

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Speaker 2: What I can hear our ancestors rise up as if

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Speaker 2: Just meanwhile, I checked my credit score like a year ago,

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Speaker 2: I did. I paid money to see that. Evil.

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Speaker 1: Is your a follow up question? And who is they experience?

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Speaker 2: Do they have a password Equifax?

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Speaker 1: You basically lived the plot of Reality Bites. You would

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Speaker 2: an all black female reboot of Reality Bites.

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Speaker 2: Cut to like junior year of college. I had three

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Speaker 2: up my credit. My mom was just like, you're writing

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Speaker 1: That's why moms are the best. I mean, let's hear

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Speaker 1: Really if not open up. They didn't open up credit cards,

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Speaker 2: That's not how he sounds. That's not what he said.

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Speaker 2: This is just my simple interpretation. It's pretty good, TC.

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Speaker 1: But like I've I've crawled my way all the way

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Speaker 1: Because Sue's yes, SU's Orman loves Jeze.

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Speaker 2: How many times? How many times people call her Susie?

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Speaker 2: Probably all the time. It's like when you have a

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Speaker 2: that's how you build your credit, don't pay it all off.

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Speaker 2: Now they want Apple watches? What can't we have? This

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Speaker 2: is like what my mom decided to join Instagram. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I left Facebook, bitch, and now you here sneak it

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Speaker 2: and ask me what kind of corn I had? Bitch

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Speaker 2: your mom with you?

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Speaker 1: Your mom has slipped into my dms, and it's not

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Speaker 2: someone leaves me a compliment, She's just like, that's right.

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Speaker 2: She is a shining star. I'm like, my no, I'm forty.

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Speaker 2: I was about say I'm forty eight. I'm forty four.

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Speaker 2: She's making me feel like I'm so much older. But

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Speaker 2: Right now, you just would have hugged me if we.

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Speaker 1: Were in person. I'm sorry to further interrogate, Like, what

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Speaker 1: you're saying is.

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Speaker 2: Can I fix this? Don't say a Texas saying.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know there's there's what's what and there's what

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Speaker 1: is and what the the mom Let's hear it for

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Speaker 1: the moms the best.

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Speaker 1: Jeff Right, Okay, I'm very excited. I can tell it feels.

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Speaker 2: Like I got like an extra nugget a McDonald's. That's

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Speaker 2: so exciting. You're like someone fucked up.

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Speaker 1: No, someone loves me. No.

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Speaker 2: I do a little barbecue, little hot sauce. But listen,

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Speaker 2: I am very excited about her guests on the show.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of hot sauce, they are hot one, honey.

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Speaker 1: It's none other than Jeff Illa. Jeff Hiller is an

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Speaker 1: amazing actor, yes, you know, comedy and otherwise, and finally

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to chop it up with them.

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Speaker 2: I know me too, and they age. Well, honey, let's.

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Speaker 1: Go our guest today. What is to say about them?

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Speaker 2: So excited about our guests? They are amazing an acts,

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Speaker 2: a comedian. Well can't they mother fucking do? Please help us?

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Speaker 1: Welcome?

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Speaker 4: Hi, Hi, Jeff, Hey, Jeff hy, how are you both good?

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Speaker 1: Good? Great now that you're here.

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Speaker 2: Happy pride moth bitch. I mean, at least June is

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Speaker 2: longer than February. Okay, because that's true. That's true, it's true.

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Speaker 2: But I sweat. I sweat, That's good. I don't. I

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Speaker 6: Wait, are you just telling me that you don't sweat?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I just what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Have a very faint onion scent?

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Speaker 1: Oh like a like a like a gasoline kind of tang.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but I used to be. The only place

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Speaker 1: But you know what, yes, I will say this. We're

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Speaker 6: Well, that's true, but I'm the exception that proves the rule.

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Speaker 2: Devereaux is or I'm just like, do you smell to it? Rhymes?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it makes sense. I mean, did

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Speaker 7: Well, no mine, we're never very clever. My parents were

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Speaker 7: They were just like saying wosh instead.

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Speaker 1: Did you have to learn how to properly say cramp.

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Speaker 6: Oh because you said crown? I didn't that one.

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Speaker 7: I did know because I was a judgmental little homosexual

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Speaker 1: How do you say theater? Did you say theater or

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Speaker 6: Well, first of all. It was rarely ever mentioned.

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Speaker 6: If my parents were going, they would say we're going

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Speaker 2: So am I getting this right? You're from Texas, you

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Speaker 7: Well, because I wasn't trying to be a comedian. I

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and then I was like, screw y'all, I'm going

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Speaker 2: It'd be like that sometimes.

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Speaker 7: Both of y'all were like, oh, we can't laugh at that. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I laughed. I laughed. I was. I was quietly having

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, not laugh out loud funny, but definitely

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Speaker 2: You've got a lot of shine.

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 7: I have to put the oxygen on my own face

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Speaker 2: Loo Butter Phillip, you all well excuse me. But so

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Speaker 6: Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: So I grew up very cathol league. I call it

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Speaker 1: But here we are.

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Speaker 2: If I were to have this conversation, if I were

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Speaker 7: about either. I feel like right, because you're right, it's

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Speaker 6: I mean, I think that campaign was good or whatever, but.

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Speaker 1: I it was a nice first pancake. It was a

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Speaker 1: good first pancake. You know. That's what it was. That's

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Speaker 1: and we appreciate that. Jeff. Yeah, Jeff, I have to

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Speaker 7: I was thinking about that. Well, we were both in

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Speaker 7: that movie, my first movie.

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Speaker 1: We were in ghost Town.

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Speaker 7: You were naked guy and you were you killed it

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Speaker 7: that I did.

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Speaker 1: I did. I didn't help Greg Knar and he yeah,

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Speaker 1: like spoilers, I drop an acata window, which then people

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Speaker 1: I'm such a self serious. Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: What in the straight to DVD is going on?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Now release.

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Speaker 2: On Rotten Tomatoes? Are you saying to my day?

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Speaker 1: It got reviews Jeff jump in.

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Speaker 6: And I still have people be like that it was

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Speaker 1: But I am.

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Speaker 7: Currently on wiki feet because of that movie.

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Speaker 2: God everyone involved? Oh wait, but what is the what

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Speaker 2: is the movie? Greg? Shout out to Greg Corner.

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Speaker 1: Greg, It was a vehicle for Ricky Gervas when Ricky

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Speaker 1: Greg Kinnear is a philandering jerk who this ac falls

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Speaker 1: on him pushed, and then Tayloni is his ex.

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Speaker 2: So they cast a black guy to kill the dude.

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Speaker 1: Of course copy go on, listen, that's right, I don't

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Speaker 2: Really flipped it.

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Speaker 1: So basically Greger he has to like his all dogs

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Speaker 1: the like no no, Jeff is one of the ghosts

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Speaker 1: that inhabits this world that Ricky Gervais can ghosts.

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Speaker 7: And you die in what you were wearing, and I

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Speaker 2: How did you audition for this, Jeff?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god. I really wasn't thinking it through either.

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Speaker 7: I really was like, if I had known that's a lie,

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Speaker 7: I was so desperate for anything, I would have done it.

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Speaker 7: But I just had me like come in and pretend

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Speaker 7: There was a little bit of gay panic in the

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Speaker 7: humor of like, oh, his penis you know that kind

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Speaker 7: of a thing. But I had to wear a thong,

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Speaker 7: like a flesh colored thong. Welcome to My World on

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Speaker 7: Fifth Avenue.

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Speaker 3: Wow on lafth Avenue on Fifth Avenue and Fifth Street,

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Speaker 2: If you're gonna have a thong, it might as well

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Speaker 2: be the nice neighborhood Tad Steakhouse on thirty four A honey, okay,

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Speaker 2: silver lining.

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Speaker 1: Up the crack, although after ninety six that falls off.

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Speaker 1: That's what I've heard, not the though.

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Speaker 2: What are we talking about? You know what? I love

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Speaker 2: these stories because when people see you on TV, they think, Okay,

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Speaker 2: they just came out of nowhere. They probably you know,

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Speaker 2: they've been doing it for five minutes, and it's like, now, bitch,

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Speaker 2: we have been out here with our butt cracks out,

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Speaker 2: just saying yes, improving, elevating basic fucking scripts, tap dancing

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Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, I'll say this, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and what you're saying making me laugh so hard. At

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Speaker 1: Shakespeare in the Park when you were a duo with

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Speaker 1: Rachel Dratch, Hello, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my goodness.

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Speaker 1: I was watching you and my buddy Ben's don't worry

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Speaker 1: about it, you playing John Quincy Adams with my buddy

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Speaker 1: Ben Steinfeld and bloody, bloody Andrew Jackson. I saw these

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Speaker 1: New York Magazine articles like, have you heard of Jeff

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Speaker 1: Hilla And like, yes, I have, Yes, I have. I'm

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Speaker 1: so happy that you're greenlit and the show is amazing.

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Speaker 1: I love the energy that you bring to it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's fantastic, Jeff than so unique.

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Speaker 2: Can I just like, look, I might be speaking at

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Speaker 2: I said, trio. It feels like the things that we

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Speaker 2: Would I be right in saying that? Yeah, Like we

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Speaker 2: just met, Jeff. But I think you're speaking out of school. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm just teasing.

439
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Speaker 6: No, I think no, I think you're I think that's

440
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 6: true for me at least for sure.

441
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,439
Speaker 2: Oh, I definitely know it's true for me and Jordan

442
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 2: as well. I mean, let's be honest.

443
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much. Yeah, I am north

444
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 1: of forty Michelle. You're kicking thirty in the ass. You know,

445
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 1: same for you, Jeff, And you know it's I just wonder,

446
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: like I love the kind of Can I ask you

447
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: about the dynamic of the friendship that you have on

448
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: somebody somewhere, and how much and how often you've played

449
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: that role of like the friend that's the thirsty friend

450
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 1: that then abandons the other like ties and relationships they

451
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: have in their life to be with one person, foregoing

452
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 1: one friendship for another.

453
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Speaker 7: You mean, how often have I done that in my

454
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Speaker 7: real life or in my Yes?

455
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, oh boy, yes have you ever done that?

456
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that?

457
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 2: I can't wait?

458
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, a little.

459
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Speaker 7: I mean I'm definitely I am kind of a person

460
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Speaker 7: who's like I just have one really close friendship and

461
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 7: that's the one I really focus on. And yeah, I

462
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 7: think I have done that actually, probably more than once sexually.

463
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 6: Yeah.

464
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: Oops, it's okay, it happens. But that's what like resonated

465
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Speaker 1: with me. I watched it and it really resonated with me.

466
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Speaker 1: And it was like, because I've had friendships where I've

467
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: had to like work out boundaries and dynamics and say

468
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Speaker 1: to myself, you know, I can't always give you like

469
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 1: a thousand percent, you.

470
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 2: Don't have to call me, goes on and on, and

471
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Speaker 2: I just love it.

472
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Speaker 1: Jeff. Jeff's are great, but great, that's I agree.

473
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Speaker 7: With you though, Like I'm such a people pleaser. And

474
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 7: sometimes when you don't set those boundaries, which you yeah,

475
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 7: which you have to do, you get so taken advantage of.

476
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 7: And yeah, I've been taken advantage of certainly by not

477
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Speaker 7: setting boundaries.

478
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Speaker 1: Name name, Jeff.

479
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 7: But if it was just huge famous Brooke Shields, what

480
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 7: it was just like really random celebrities.

481
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 6: Brooks Shields came out of nowhere.

482
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Speaker 1: I don't know, Oh, my doctor Dre. Yeah.

483
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 7: I was gonna say Beyonce, but I was like, no,

484
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 7: that's too, that's too everybody. Everybody would dump their life

485
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 7: for Beyonce. Then I was like, what's another bee? And

486
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 7: I went Brooks Shields, Patty La Belle Bell. Oh, I

487
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 7: would dumb everything for her too. I probably do it

488
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 7: for Brooksheets.

489
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 2: Well, can I ask you a couple of questions?

490
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 6: Sure?

491
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 2: I want to talk about pronouns if that's cool, I mean,

492
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 2: if you feel comfortable talking about it, because I just

493
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 2: feel like this is just a conversation everybody shies away

494
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 2: from and it's just like you don't have to it

495
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 2: is fine, Like, let's talk about it. I went to

496
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 2: your Instagram page and I love it, to said actress.

497
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,959
Speaker 2: I'll say, yes, you want to put that shir on

498
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 2: the side by. I mean, and I have this childhood

499
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 2: friend where she's very quiet, and then she just learned

500
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 2: how to trust me, and now she doesn't shut up,

501
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 2: which I do appreciate, but I'm like, we gotta wrap

502
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 2: it up. Anyways. I remember almost like the minute we

503
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 2: found out what non binary was and pronouns and sort

504
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 2: and it sort of like answered every question she ever

505
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 2: had since like seventh grade of like I'm not this,

506
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,199
Speaker 2: I'm not that, I'm this, And it was always like

507
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 2: a running joke between us, but in a way where

508
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 2: it wasn't like necessarily like making fun of her. It

509
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 2: was just like that's you all thing, that's my thing,

510
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 2: you know, like like I'm always like the big titty

511
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 2: ted talk and she's always the affordable tittle twintin Like

512
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 2: that's just.

513
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, I mean the affordable tillness.

514
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 2: Friend to friend business here. But like do you remember

515
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 2: having like an aha moment of just like oh, that's it,

516
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 2: that's what it is.

517
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 7: Yeah, But I was like so recently, like it was

518
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 7: like shockingly recently. Oh, like like I was over forty yes,

519
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 7: and even now, like I don't know that I'm I

520
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 7: would be like the poster child for like, I do

521
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 7: sort of identify as non binary, but I like, I'm

522
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 7: still like I don't really get it either. Plus you know,

523
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 7: I'm a people pleaser, so I'm not I'm not being

524
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 7: here like that's not my pronow you know, like I'm

525
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 7: gonna be like whatever, it's fine, it's fine. But I

526
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 7: what I always tell people when they ask, I say,

527
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 7: I love all pronouns. I have a stand up joke

528
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 7: that my pronouns are he, him and oh, her and

529
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 7: and I think that could probably be like a problematic joke,

530
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 7: but it's true. Like I really I don't feel I

531
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 7: don't feel like a woman. I mean, I'm six foot five,

532
00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 7: you know, downstairs. But I also don't really identify as

533
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 7: like I'm a man. Like when people are like, you've

534
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 7: grown into a fine man, I'm like, eh, what's gross,

535
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 7: that's it.

536
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 5: That's not what I am, right right, So I like,

537
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 5: if people say he or him about me, that's totally fine,

538
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 5: but I would I would hope that they would say

539
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 5: like queen or bitch or sister or something like that.

540
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I call everyone ma'am no matter what, yes

541
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 2: for my non binary queen. So I will say, Sam,

542
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,719
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, why not, let's just

543
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: keep growing evolving, just like my chest and my waist.

544
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 2: The mom joke. Good, let's hear it for the mom.

545
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 7: Let's put that on a series of greeting cards.

546
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: Do I have it?

547
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 3: Not?

548
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,040
Speaker 1: See it for you?

549
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 2: Homemade ear rings, ceramic butter holders that you cannot put

550
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 2: in the dishwasher.

551
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 6: You can't.

552
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 2: I know, that's one of the things I have. You

553
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: can't wait?

554
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: Is it like.

555
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 7: Crusade because I've been putting mine in the dishwasher.

556
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh, you can't put in the lick. You can't put

557
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: in a look crusee in the dishwasher. No one told

558
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: you does welcome? Welcome Jeff? The rent is due. Just

559
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: my husband.

560
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 7: My husband is so particular about the dishwasher and top

561
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 7: shop versus bottom shelf, and you know, like my mom

562
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 7: would throw in like knives, you know. And he was like, yeah,

563
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 7: this is a good adulting thing for me to learn.

564
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: You're teaching me something you have to Yeah, you should

565
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: know that because also, like what is the steel thing?

566
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 2: The cast iron should not be washed with soap ever.

567
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 6: Right, you have to season that, you season it.

568
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: And then there's also like a a metal thing. You

569
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 2: could just get the the gravy off with if need be.

570
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: But you know you're talking about steel wool.

571
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 2: Yes, plus like, what are you cooking in there that

572
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: you really need to put on the dish? You know

573
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 2: what I mean? What's your dish? What's the dish?

574
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: Well? I will applaud you, though, Jeff on the loo

575
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: cruise of it all. So you you have.

576
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 2: A coupon at Williams and Noma.

577
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: Yes, well yeah, I mean that is some grown ass

578
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: ship right there. So you you have the lokruisseae that

579
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: you like to use. Is it blue? Is it red?

580
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: Is it yellow? What it is?

581
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 6: It's the red.

582
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 7: And we have a large Dutch oven, a smaller Dutch oven.

583
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 7: And I just added to our family a butter dish.

584
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 7: And I love that butter dish.

585
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: I love that butter dish.

586
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: I love room temp butter.

587
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: I didn't know.

588
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 6: It's our whole new world.

589
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 2: Yes, kind of fightful. Let me know, I had no idea.

590
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: My husband is European, it's not his fault. And he

591
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 2: leaves the butter, he leaves a lot of stuff. I

592
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 2: was like, is you lazy? And he's like, no, you

593
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: just don't have to put in the fridge. In America,

594
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: you do. The government ain't gonna pay for this shit.

595
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 2: If something that happens to.

596
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: You, I know, a warm apple is just all.

597
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 2: The fruit is room town. But I'm like, put the

598
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 2: mangos in the fridge. Put the mangos in the fridge.

599
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: Put the dick in the box and the mangos in

600
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: the fridge. Hi, I'm someone's mom.

601
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 6: It's true.

602
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: Do you cook a lot?

603
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 6: No, I'm like terrible at it. It's all my husband.

604
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh, tell us more, tell us everything abou about your husband?

605
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: My goodness, where did you meet? How did you meet?

606
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: What's going on?

607
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,959
Speaker 7: I mean, on the theme of your podcast. He is

608
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 7: he's the one who knows stuff, and I'm the one that's.

609
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 2: Say I love it. Then you then you guys are

610
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 2: a good match. Yeah, because you probably, like I hope

611
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: so was a vigo. So it's just like a virgo.

612
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: I was going to ask if he was a virgo

613
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 2: because he sounds like a virgo.

614
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: What are you?

615
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 2: I'm a leo.

616
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 6: That makes sense.

617
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, like she out here allowed him proud

618
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 2: just breastfeeding everybody for no God to reason.

619
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 6: And good hair.

620
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 2: Yes, thank the Lord. Because otherwise it would just be

621
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 2: all backfat, which is not a problem either. It's quite

622
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 2: tasty and a little bit salty, depends what you're into

623
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 2: in your blood pressure. But listen, you know who is

624
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 2: a virgo to Beyonce bitch? Yeah, perfection. They like perfection.

625
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 2: So next time your husband gets on your nerves, you'd

626
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: be like homecoming, Like it's the dishwashers is homecoming.

627
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:29,479
Speaker 6: Yeah.

628
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: So I love that we're talking to you during Pride

629
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: month because there's a shift happening in Hollywood. And correct

630
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 2: me if I'm wrong, But when I see like the

631
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 2: breakdowns come in authentically?

632
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 6: Can play? Can play a gay person authentically? Have you

633
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 6: seen that one?

634
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: Yes? Like you're not allowed to ask, but everyone's looking

635
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: to populate the show with more than one gay friend.

636
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: That doesn't feel like it's necessarily about having a sexual

637
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 2: experience or it's just like, oh, we just want diverse voices.

638
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 2: On one hand, I'm like, do you But I don't know.

639
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 2: I'm kind of excited about it, you know what I mean.

640
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 2: I feel like it's it's a slow burn. It only

641
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 2: you know, it takes one break to build a wall,

642
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 2: so you're just, oh my god, I've been hanging out

643
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: with people from Texas for too long?

644
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: What do you think, you know?

645
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 7: I think, especially when it comes to too trans folks,

646
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 7: like the idea that you would cast a cisgendered, gorgeous

647
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 7: movie star in the role of especially like a famous

648
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 7: trans person from history. I think that is sort of

649
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 7: like a harsh slap in the face, because like, it's

650
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 7: not as if trans people are ever.

651
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 6: Cast as disgendered people.

652
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 7: So I think in that sense, I would really caution

653
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 7: producers and casting directors.

654
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 6: To guest authentically.

655
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 7: I think for me as a I identify as queer,

656
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 7: and for me as a queer person, I feel like

657
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 7: nobody ever is gonna cast me as like the dad

658
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 7: in a nice straight family.

659
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 6: They're just never yet to do that.

660
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 2: Not yet, I would thank you, Not yet, but I would.

661
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:16,959
Speaker 2: I what I mean, Representation matters at every turn, and yeah,

662
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 2: it's just it really is just so important. I don't

663
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 2: think casting or producers really realize how important it is.

664
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: You know, the hardest, most awkward conversations I've had with

665
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: my mom about diversity, sex inclusion have come from something

666
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 2: we've seen on TV.

667
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: Together.

668
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, where that's like a perfect jump off for her.

669
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. But I was just like, oh, we

670
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,919
Speaker 2: just saw this together. What is this? And I don't

671
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 2: think people really understand how important it is? And yeah,

672
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: what a miss. It's just like, look good for you,

673
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 2: Scar Joe, but have several seats. Honey, honey, am I

674
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 2: gonna try and play a skinny white girl? How you

675
00:34:58,960 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 2: gonna feel about this?

676
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 6: I would cast you is that.

677
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: The image has so much power though, I mean, and

678
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 1: it stirs so much up in us, you know images

679
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: do I know? Like when I was a kid, I

680
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: watched Superman with my mom. When Superman would fly with

681
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: Lois Lane, I'd be like, what's popcorn? Because I didn't

682
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 1: like what was going on in my pants?

683
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 4: You know.

684
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: So it's a good time. Okay, we were talking about inclusion,

685
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 2: but let's talk about you, boner.

686
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: No, I'm just I'm talking about the power of movies

687
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: and televisions. We Okay, can I say something now? Can

688
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: I say something now?

689
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 2: So much?

690
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: Sorry?

691
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: I know you want to say something now. But that's

692
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,399
Speaker 2: why I love Chales to the City so so much.

693
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 2: And it was on PBS and I was like, what

694
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 2: is it was good?

695
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 6: Oh my god, and they shook butts.

696
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, I didn't want to say it

697
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 2: because he was just talking about a boner.

698
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 4: But yes, then you were on it, Michelle, you were

699
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 4: in it. Oh yes, not even a reboot. It's just

700
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 4: like a good continuation, like twenty years later.

701
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 6: The next movie. That's yeah, yeah.

702
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 4: That was very fun well and so important. Yes, bringing

703
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 4: it home, bringing it home.

704
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: So at this juncture, we usually take questions and answer

705
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: them with our guests. Now these are fielded from folks

706
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: that have written in to our little show, and I

707
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 1: think it's hot time we ask.

708
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 2: Oh god, you're sell like public radio. For Fox's sake,

709
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 2: let'st's get to the second question.

710
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: It's pretty good, pretty good public radio.

711
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: Ooh, are you down a clown?

712
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 6: I'm down?

713
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: This question is so stupid. I hate to judge, but

714
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 2: I am. Is it okay to order a kid's meal

715
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: for myself?

716
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: Are you a kid? What's happening right? At heart? I

717
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 1: think it's okay.

718
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 6: You know what, I think so too? Who cares?

719
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: I think so as well? I mean, honestly, our portions

720
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,240
Speaker 2: are too big.

721
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,479
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's okay to go and order a kid's

722
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: meal for McDonald's. It is not okay to hang out

723
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 1: at a plate around without a child. I think that's

724
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: the line there you.

725
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 2: Go, ooh, how old is too old to go to Coachella?

726
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: Oh?

727
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 7: I think that that question has implied ages on the net.

728
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 6: Do you know what I mean?

729
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, if disco granny wants to like dust it up

730
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,479
Speaker 7: and then with yeah, you know whatever, let her have it,

731
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 7: she's going to buy the weekend.

732
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 2: Past one hundred. This is why I love Amsterdam, where

733
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 2: my husband's from, because it doesn't matter if you're twenty

734
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 2: two or sixty two. People are going to find like

735
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 2: the purest molly, go out in the field, have butterfly wings,

736
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 2: do it up. But yeah, I mean I think you're

737
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 2: never I think, if anything, you're never too old to

738
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 2: go to a festival. Just get more adults about going,

739
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 2: Like are you going just to like have your mouth

740
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 2: open and like a stranger? You could do that at home.

741
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,240
Speaker 2: Do you want to go and see some really good music?

742
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

743
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 2: Wear comfortable shoes, figure out how to pee in one

744
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: of those paper things.

745
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 7: That write, or if it's like a thing that you

746
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,399
Speaker 7: really don't want to do, but your friends all are

747
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 7: like you have to do it, and you're using age

748
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 7: to get out of it.

749
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 6: Oh, it's not about age, it's about like, that's just

750
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 6: not a thing you want to do.

751
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 2: Speaking of a thing you don't want to do. Oh

752
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 2: my god, am I a mall cop? Because I got

753
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 2: a segue? Question? Is my husband is losing his hair

754
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 2: and his current hairstyle doesn't work on him anymore. How

755
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 2: do I tell him that? I think you just divorce him?

756
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 7: Now this one is real personal to me.

757
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 3: Because my hair is I have alopecia on top of it.

758
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 3: So it's like, look, it's rough.

759
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 4: You got character, You got character, You make it work,

760
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,760
Speaker 4: don't you worry.

761
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 7: But my thing is I think, Oh, I was going

762
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 7: to say something really confidently, and now I'm like, oh,

763
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 7: actually that's not true at all.

764
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: You got to say.

765
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 7: I was going to be like, just tell him, he

766
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 7: needs to know. And then I was like, no, actually,

767
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 7: don't tell him. It's going to be horrible. Oh no,

768
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 7: I don't have the answer to this question.

769
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: What do you think? What would you say? Michelle?

770
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 2: Well, when I met my husband, he was already bald,

771
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 2: but I've seen pictures and he started going bald, like

772
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 2: around nineteen twenty, which is a big age to be

773
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 2: going bald. But you know, it's hereditary. All the uncles

774
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: on his mom's side of the family are bald and

775
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: they all have the same shaped head. And to me,

776
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 2: it's really sexy. It's really hot, it's really gorgeous. I say,

777
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 2: you know, maybe you can watch a lot of die Hard,

778
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: watch a lot of movies with the rock like sort

779
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 2: of expose him to like really hot men with bald

780
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: that are bald, and you're just like, I want to

781
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 2: fuck them. They're bald. What about you?

782
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: What do you think?

783
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, don't forbade.

784
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: It's so good, you know, like.

785
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 2: You can't help what your body does. Sometimes it is

786
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 2: what it is, and if you fight it, it's sad

787
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 2: and awkward, but if you really lean into it, it's

788
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 2: fucking sexy and beautiful. When people are just their fucking

789
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 2: truest selves, Like come on, go listen to have them

790
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,919
Speaker 2: listened to Lizo and just figure it out. I say,

791
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 2: cut it off, don't hold onto it. It's holding everyone back.

792
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: Cut it off and asleep while he's sleeping. Just cut

793
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: it the fuck off.

794
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

795
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: Wait, can I also say something because hair is also

796
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: very personal and we know this like in the black community, right,

797
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 2: Like it's you're just completely judged on whatever hairstyle you have,

798
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 2: whether you're a good person, a bad person, educated or not. Like,

799
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 2: it's so fucked up. So I have a person in

800
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 2: my family who went to Turkey on a trip and

801
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 2: came back with hair and plants and it looks really

802
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 2: good now, Okay, So they chose to go the other

803
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: way because they want to hold onto it. And so

804
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 2: if you want to hold onto it, I don't think

805
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,919
Speaker 2: you should also be shamed for doing that either. So

806
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 2: hair is so fucking part.

807
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 7: Listen, I would get a I would get a hair

808
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 7: transplant in a second, so I have no judgment there.

809
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 7: Here's my other thing, Yeah, take a video of him

810
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 7: from behind, because one time.

811
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 6: I saw a video of me.

812
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 7: Somebody saw me across the street and they filmed me

813
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 7: and they were like, I'm stocking you, haha. And I

814
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 7: looked at that video and it wasn't scary, it was

815
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 7: like funny. But when I looked at myself walking down

816
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 7: the street, I was like, my mind was blown. That

817
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 7: that was who I was, that that's what I looked like.

818
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,240
Speaker 7: And that's when I realized I needed to do something

819
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 7: about my hair.

820
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I'm here for a three way mirror. You know,

821
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 2: I gotta know what's going on in the bag. The

822
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 2: kobos is the most important, strongest part. But it's fine.

823
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: I'm just way too vain. I think I think the

824
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: gods know that I'm way too vain to lose my

825
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: hair just keeping it on my head. I don't know

826
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 1: how it is. Your brother bald, yes, quite, my dad

827
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: quite so. But I have all my hair. I have

828
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: a boys had of hair, and I'm just like, I

829
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: don't know how it's there. I have no idea put

830
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: it up?

831
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 2: There? Is this a podcast or your grinder profile? I

832
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 2: love it. I have a boy hair almond and it'll

833
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: be both.

834
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: Wait, hang on a second, A home depot card? Alright?

835
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: Wait wait, we got this question and it's it's a

836
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 1: I like this one. Okay, they need us on this.

837
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: It's written with desperation. Here we go. What are the

838
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: best rules to follow for doing laundry? What is the

839
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: permanent press cycle? Does water temperature actually matter? How much

840
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,760
Speaker 1: soap is too much? Soap? Answers? What? Wow?

841
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 2: What was even the question? I'm lost?

842
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: What are the best rules to us?

843
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 7: I think cold water is important. I think that unless

844
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 7: you're doing towels or sheets. You really do cold water

845
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 7: for all of your regular clothes, and you shouldn't ever

846
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 7: use bounced dryer sheets. It cakes on to your clothes.

847
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 7: You should use the little wool balls. You can give

848
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 7: them a trade of Joe's for less than five dollars.

849
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 7: Break it down, and I think less soap than you

850
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 7: would imagine.

851
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 1: Less soap than you could ever imagine.

852
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna make your skin itchy. It's gonna make

853
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 2: your skin itchy. Oh, there are so many good questions.

854
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 2: I don't know where to except. We don't have you

855
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 2: for very LUs.

856
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 1: We don't have you for very lunch. We have one,

857
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: we have time for one more. Let's do one more.

858
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 2: Okay, which one are you gonna pick?

859
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: I want you to pick. I'm I'm deferring to you.

860
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 2: What do I do when I am waiting in line

861
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 2: somewhere and I overhear the teenagers behind me making fun

862
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 2: of me?

863
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 6: Oh no, melt into the earth.

864
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 2: It's all disappearing, all of Jeff's answers. I didn't just go.

865
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 2: You gotta find another exit strategy.

866
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: Jeff, Jeff, you are just Jeff. You are white. Jeff

867
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: is white. Me like Jeff do you want to solve

868
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: crimes together? Jeff? We could do it white Lightning, chocolate thunder.

869
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm ready for this, this buddy cop movie.

870
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: This an ebony ivory mashup, but is a very I

871
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 2: friendship us both.

872
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: This is like crazy. I love it all right.

873
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 2: When's your birthday?

874
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: Jeff?

875
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 6: December seventh. I'm as Sagittarius.

876
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Speaker 2: Okay, so you're also fire.

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Speaker 6: What are you, Jordan?

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00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: I'm an Aquarius. Hate conflict unless you're into conflict, and

879
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: then I'm in the conflict. Whatever whatever you want.

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00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 6: See, we were good pair. Actually hate conflict.

881
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: There avoid avoid avoid you know who's also a sanj

882
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 2: Britney spears of hard working people pleaser?

883
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 6: Right, Oh my god, that's so true until until.

884
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: It was.

885
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 2: Until the pops off. Now we need to check it out. Britney.

886
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 2: Is she okay? She spends a lot and makes me dizzy? Yeah,

887
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 2: so okay. You know why I think this is a

888
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 2: difficult question because you can't parent somebody else's kids, and

889
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 2: teenagers are like in adult bodies. Sometimes I say, we

890
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 2: all die alone with a smile.

891
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: WHOA, What kind of advice is that?

892
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 2: Well, don't make fun of me, bitch. That's the advice

893
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 2: I'm giving.

894
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: On the train. Somebody's making fun of me. It doesn't get.

895
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 2: Better talking about teenagers. And now we're gonna end with teenagers.

896
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: Teenagers, i'd say, turn around, freak them out.

897
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: How please don't say anything about you, dick.

898
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: Look no, okay, look deeply into their eyes and just

899
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: say like I can hear you, you know, like something

900
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: like that, or they're like you see what like that?

901
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: That lady crazy? You know like that.

902
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 2: Jordan does avoid conflict until he doesn't. And if it's

903
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 2: social justice that boil get up in your motherfucking face.

904
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: It's true. I just I can't stand like that's.

905
00:45:55,080 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 2: So glasses foggy at fuck. Oh wow, oh well, wold

906
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 2: with righteousness. It's a joy to watch.

907
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 1: My mother march in the civil rights movement. All right,

908
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: it's in my bones, like if I see an injustice,

909
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: it's just us. We gon't do this, you know what

910
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We're gonna work it out.

911
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 2: Kendrick Lamar, let me know, spit some bars, daddy.

912
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: Just letting you know, well, this has been so fun.

913
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 2: Oh we ask every guess we have. What's the most

914
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 2: adult thing that you would love to do for yourself?

915
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 2: This year that you just don't have time to do,

916
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 2: but you gotta.

917
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, does anyone ever ask you this, Jeff?

918
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, probably like something like figuring out my finances? Oh

919
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 7: that's something that I probably where are like where that

920
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 7: I'm spending it? Why don't I have my money?

921
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, first of all New York taxes and you

922
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 2: got that cute ass virgo husband.

923
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 6: So he does, he does keep track of it.

924
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: You're right, Look takes quite a bite. Let me just

925
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: tell you that.

926
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you'll have it forever and all the time.

927
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 2: It'll still be here when we're gone, and like.

928
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 6: Apparently unless I keep putting it in the dishwase.

929
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: But they are for they have a lifetime guarantee and

930
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: you can replace them. You can just send them back

931
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: to like cresee and they will send you a new one.

932
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 2: That's how many they have because they last forever.

933
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it lasts.

934
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,760
Speaker 2: Goodness. Well, this has been.

935
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally same.

936
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 6: Thank you very much for having me.

937
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being had.

938
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: Jeff really proud of you. You're awesome.

939
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 2: Oh too, he was like, no, I just am I'm

940
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 2: a Jeff Hiller fan because.

941
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Speaker 7: We also spent like I bet like three weeks of

942
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 7: our life have been spent together in commercial waiting rooms.

943
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, ma'am. I was waiting for you

944
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,439
Speaker 1: to talk about this where we've just been like, yeah,

945
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:54,959
Speaker 1: still waiting.

946
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 6: I know that life.

947
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: If me and Jeff are there, they don't know what

948
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: they want you, they.

949
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 2: Know what they want when they call me body just

950
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 2: lost weight or just gained weight, We don't know. She

951
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 2: just started to like herself. Now base the soup, but

952
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 2: just mime, mime the soup. And can you read this

953
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 2: copy in this huge que card next to the camera

954
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 2: that you've never seen before. I would love to I

955
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 2: would have loft, but look at the camera.

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00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 7: Okay, less, could you do less?

957
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: Like you're on methadone? Less? Even yes?

958
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, just like the.

959
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 6: Office, just like really really.

960
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh my god, we did it.

961
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 2: We did it. That was so fun.

962
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 6: Thank you? Yeah, thank you? Now do I just get off?

963
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 7: There's no Escape by Jordan by Michelle That was really fun?

964
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye yo. That was that was a great combo.

965
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 2: Jordan. That was so much fun. I didn't realize think

966
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,919
Speaker 2: I'd have that much fun in a very dark room

967
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 2: by myself and just in my conge it kind of

968
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 2: feels like I am in my basement. It feels like

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00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 2: Cloverfield but.

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00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: Happy, you know, yeah, sure with a better ending. Yeah.

971
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 2: Is a ray of motherfucking sunshine on a cloudy day?

972
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, a rock in a weary land. I love

973
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: me some Jeff Hiller, Yet what another Southern parlance off

974
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 1: our show. I'm not mad.

975
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: Thank you so much Texas for making all these wildly

976
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 2: wonderful creative beings.

977
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: Oh God, Michelle. When Michelle is done, the fucking muffins

978
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: are done. Bye, listen done. See we did it. This

979
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Speaker 1: has been and exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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Speaker 1: Senior managing producer is Hannah Kyle Kraige.

982
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,399
Speaker 2: This episode was sound designed and mixed by Andrew.

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Speaker 1: Eapen and engineered by Ryobomb.

984
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Speaker 2: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

985
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: Our theme song is by DJ don Will.

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Speaker 2: Photography by Chris vander.

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00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: Most, artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Harstark and Danielle Kramer.

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00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at adulting the Pot.

990
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm