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Speaker 1: it's time for your free money phone tap. And I

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Speaker 1: think it's safe to say almost every single adult has

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Speaker 1: taken at least one bad driver's license photo, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: or all of them possibly, yeah, And that can be

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Speaker 1: pretty embarrassing. But what would be worse is if the

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Speaker 1: DMV told you personally that your pictures one of the

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Speaker 1: least attractive they've ever had, and now they have to

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Speaker 1: take action. It's quite a feat, that is yeah. And

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what happens today when our own Brooke Fox

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Speaker 1: calls up a guy and tells him, even though he's

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Speaker 1: not ugly in real life, his license photo says different.

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Speaker 1: That's in your brand new phone. Tap up right now,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey's sweet money phone tasks only on Luva

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five, You're a chance to win five.

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Speaker 1: Hello is this Jack? Yes? Here's this? Oh thank god?

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Speaker 1: Your answered. This is Meredith from DMB. Okay, how can

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Speaker 1: I help you? I was just calling to let you

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Speaker 1: know VP program. Congrats. What's that? It stands for the

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Speaker 1: Department and Motorized Vehicle's Most Valuable Photo. Okay. That means

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Speaker 1: you can come in today and take a new pick

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Speaker 1: and you can skip the line and get a new

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Speaker 1: license free a charge. Um. Hold on, I mean I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at my license and it doesn't expire for

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Speaker 1: four years, so we know that. We know that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we just need you to come in today or we

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Speaker 1: can't give you that DMV MVP status. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to lose that. Well, to be honest, this your like,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't really mean that much to me, so I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to pass the thanks and no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: don't hang up. Listen. I'm really busy today and I

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Speaker 1: don't really get why this is important, and I'm at work,

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Speaker 1: So what do you mean. I'm going to be straight

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Speaker 1: with you. Okay, there's no DMV MVP program. Do you

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Speaker 1: like to me what I'm confused? Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I just really really need you to come down here

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Speaker 1: and retake your pictures so I can win a hundred

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Speaker 1: bucks MANE. A bunch of my coworkers started this pot

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Speaker 1: where each of us randomly get assigned someone from the

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Speaker 1: past year who has been to our location and you

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Speaker 1: were my guy. Does someone They're thinking I'm tute or

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Speaker 1: something and wants me to come back? Like, is this

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Speaker 1: just a my game? We just picked the top ten

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Speaker 1: most photogenically challenged customers. What does that mean? It's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, the people that take how do I say

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Speaker 1: this the worst driver's license photos of the year? I'm serious,

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Speaker 1: right now, what are you talking about? Okay, listen, It's

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Speaker 1: not that you're ugly at all. It's just that it

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Speaker 1: means that you took a bad license picture. I mean,

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Speaker 1: who hasn't? Right? Yours is really bad? Like my driver's

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Speaker 1: license pick doesn't even look that bad. I mean you're

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Speaker 1: holding the license right now, right. I yeah, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: at it right now. It doesn't even look that bad.

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Speaker 1: My hair even looks good in the picture, and my

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Speaker 1: eyes drow. I do think your hair looks good at

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Speaker 1: their Oh honey, I don't understand what's happening. Do people

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Speaker 1: of the DMV really call people and say these sorts

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Speaker 1: of things is highly offensive. No, that's why I made

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Speaker 1: up the whole DMV MVP thing. Usually people just fall

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Speaker 1: for that. This is not happening. I'm not coming down there,

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Speaker 1: no matter what you say. I was hoping you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: say that. What does that mean? Because if you don't

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Speaker 1: come down here, I'm going to have to avoid your

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Speaker 1: license in the system. What if you want to play,

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Speaker 1: I will play, okay, And if you don't do it,

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Speaker 1: I'm entering into the computer that your license has been revoked.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand that you can't threaten me? This is

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Speaker 1: not legal. This will not hold up in court. It

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Speaker 1: takes take right here and it looks fine, and there's

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Speaker 1: four years till it's expirations, so there's no need for

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Speaker 1: me to go to the DMV. Cop isn't going to

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Speaker 1: care about your expiration date when that thing comes up revoked?

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Speaker 1: All right, why are you doing this? You're evil? You

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Speaker 1: are a bad person. This again, I work at the DMV.

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Speaker 1: So what that doesn't give you license to blackmail people? Okay? Fine?

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Speaker 1: Does having a radio show giving it the license to

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Speaker 1: blackmail people? What does that mean? You're doing like a

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Speaker 1: podcast on the side or something. I guess I'm actually

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Speaker 1: Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't get it. It's just a joke.

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Speaker 1: I'm not from the DMV. I mean, I guess we

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Speaker 1: do a podcast, but this is actually for radio. Are

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Speaker 1: you lying about this now? I don't understand, Like what

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Speaker 1: You're just gonna keep beating me new lines like what

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Speaker 1: is this? No, your girlfriend today set you up. She

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Speaker 1: says you take horrible driver's license photos. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I mean she said somehow your eyes even looked too

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Speaker 1: close together in the picture. I don't get any either, man,

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about my license? Isn't that bad?

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know what picture you or she sent

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Speaker 1: us a picture of what you look like in that

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Speaker 1: thing Jack and out. Oh you're something else. Look at

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey's free money phones at weekday mornings at seven, twenty, eight,

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Speaker 1: twenty and nine twenty. We have five hundred dollars. Now

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Speaker 1: call one eight sixty six, move at ninety two five