1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hey, it's Nicky. You're right. No, uh, 2 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:20,799 Speaker 1: good morning, good afternoon, whatever the hell it is. Hi, besties, 3 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: thanks for listening today's show. It's Tuesday. I am still 4 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 1: in the in Grand Cayman. Um it is well, No, 5 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 1: it's well, it's Tuesday, where we all let listen. I 6 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:39,279 Speaker 1: leave Wednesday. I don't want to leave. Starting to think 7 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,319 Speaker 1: of ways to stay longer. I don't know that that's 8 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: going to happen because, uh, well, Andrews story in his 9 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 1: news that might make you want to stay. Really yeah, 10 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: just a little teaser for you. Oh no, what could 11 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: possibly be happening in the news that would make Nikki 12 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 1: Glazer not want to come back to Estates? Let me 13 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: guess more masks forever St. Louis or centipede infestation. Every 14 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,319 Speaker 1: every highway has turned into a two lane, thirty five 15 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: p two lane highway. I'm thinking of all my fears. 16 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: They're having a fat man diving competition this summer. If 17 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: you don't know my biggest fears, my um phobias, I 18 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: guess you would say because they're kind of irrational fears 19 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: are I don't like centipedes, but I've kind of grown 20 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,960 Speaker 1: getting over that because of being a vegan and just 21 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: like accepting all animals into my heart. And over the summer, 22 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: I befriended a spider that was very centipede like that 23 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: lived in my parents guest bathroom, which was my bathroom 24 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 1: for the past for ten months of last year, and um, 25 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 1: I ended up naming the spider Trevor and befriending it 26 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: and treating it like one of my pets, and then 27 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: it took away the scariness of it. So I have 28 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 1: plans that if I ever see a centipede to name 29 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 1: it and then it will then be like I won't 30 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: be as scared of it. However, my other phobios do 31 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 1: include two lane highways where both cars are only separated 32 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: by uh, no barrier but like a just a simple uh, 33 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: you know, yellow dotted line and uh and there is 34 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:21,360 Speaker 1: a bigger chance for you know, a collision situation if 35 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: someone text or if someone just like gets jerks the 36 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 1: wheel even a little bit, you are like, you know, 37 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: head on collision. So that's I think a rational fear. 38 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,799 Speaker 1: It's all over the Caymans those highways, So I've kind 39 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 1: of I've kind of had an exposure therapy here, and 40 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: then fat men on diving boards um trying to show 41 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,239 Speaker 1: off for their wives and being drunk. Drunk fat men 42 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: on diving boards it doesn't even have to be fat men, 43 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: but that does add another thing to it because the 44 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: board will bend even more. But I'm scared of like 45 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: a board breaking. I'm scared of on the first bounce 46 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 1: and then they come back for the second bounce before 47 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: they spring off that it will I'll miss it and 48 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:05,839 Speaker 1: somehow it'll like scrape their whole fat back. I don't 49 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: know what I'm scared off. It just happened a lot 50 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: during swim meets at Tree Court in St. Louis when 51 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: I was a kid. After the swim meets, the parents 52 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: would all be drunk, and then the dads would trying 53 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: to show off because they're probably trying to like start 54 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: an affair with another woman there, or they're just like 55 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 1: trying to find some kind of joy in life because 56 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: their marriage is miserable. Why am I making all these 57 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 1: men in miserable marriages. Maybe they're just drunk and want 58 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 1: to go off the diving board, and I was scared 59 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,359 Speaker 1: they were going to hit their heads on the side 60 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: of like the pool when they came down, like just 61 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: a thwack of a bloated kind of probably pre diabetic, uh, 62 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: definitely alcoholic, sunburnt forty two year old man. Um. And 63 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: so I would hide in the bathroom until that was over. 64 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: After I just like had a great swim meet where 65 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: I got probably a lot of purple ribbons because I 66 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: got injured during the battle. No, um, I think I 67 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: got fourth place a lot of times. But I was 68 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: really good at Brett all right, Butterfly, Uh, pretty pretty 69 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 1: good at Butterfly, I will say. But anyway, I would 70 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: hide after the swim meets because these dumb and I 71 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: was so embarrassed that that I was scared of this 72 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,599 Speaker 1: dumb thing that like Dad's on diving boards. So I'd 73 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: have to pretend that like I don't know that I 74 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 1: had to ship or something. I don't know what I 75 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: would pretend anyway, those are the only things that would 76 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:28,840 Speaker 1: keep me from coming back to St. Louis so fast. 77 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: But I'm excited to hear the news. Okay, it's none 78 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: of those. Okay, Well, Andrew, I might not want to 79 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: come back or might not want to stay because he 80 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: his phone has been decaying four months. He refuses to 81 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: have a case on it, which is just the weirdest 82 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,799 Speaker 1: thing because when you when you drop it it slowly 83 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,359 Speaker 1: like it might not break, but like dropping your phone 84 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: countless times will add to it like it's a p 85 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: It's a very sensitive technology. And so he never got 86 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: a case for it. This what happens if you don't 87 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,160 Speaker 1: have a case. And and finally it just all it 88 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: started cracking. The glass on the back started cracking, and 89 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,280 Speaker 1: then those pieces were falling off. Then he had to 90 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: secure it with duct tape. And then finally his screen 91 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:21,159 Speaker 1: just gave out, you know, and it started. Um, it's 92 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,280 Speaker 1: turned all these colors. It looks like it belongs in 93 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: the MoMA in like a you know, modern art exhibit. 94 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 1: Like the colors of the shattered screen is actually very beautiful. 95 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: I said it belongs to Andrew's blue period because he 96 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: is so depressed without a phone. He walked into my 97 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: hotel room today and it looked like his he had 98 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: just lost his house in a fire. I've never He's 99 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: not anxious, he's just sad. It's like us, Andrew, I've 100 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 1: never seen and he said, you wouldn't believe the morning 101 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 1: I had he went to like two different cell phone stores. 102 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,279 Speaker 1: They can't even promise him if that he bought a 103 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:00,359 Speaker 1: new phone for eleven dollars, if it would even work. 104 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: Um in terms of like getting the Verizon picked up here. Um, 105 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 1: he's just demoralized. And he has no connection to Instagram, 106 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: which is his connection to the world. He is on 107 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: his laptop right now. But the problem with when you 108 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 1: lose your phone, and this happened to me before when 109 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: I locked my phone in my apartment one time, is 110 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 1: that in order to get in your Gmail or your 111 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 1: Facebook or anything from another computer, they send a code 112 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:33,359 Speaker 1: to your phone. So you don't have your phone, so 113 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: you literally become barred from entering any other data. Uh, 114 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: like the place where you would get your like email 115 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: or your social media, you can't get in any of 116 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: them because they send a code to your fucking phone. 117 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:51,360 Speaker 1: So just be warned to everyone out there, losing your 118 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 1: phone is not as easy as just like, oh, you 119 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 1: look like, what's the worst that could happen? I mean, 120 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: honestly it it would really suck. Anyway, Andrew has no phone, 121 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 1: He's I doubt he wants to stay here that long 122 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 1: without a phone unless we can solve that issue. I 123 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: don't really have a place to stay yet. I booked 124 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: myself with too many things, too much work, that I 125 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 1: can't even enjoy my vacation here. Like you guys, I 126 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:23,239 Speaker 1: literally booked this so that after I was done shooting 127 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 1: this show, I would have like arrest and like be 128 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: able to enjoy this amazing hotel room. Yesterday I had 129 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: to do a college show and we had to go 130 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: to brunch for Andrews things, so I was at like 131 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 1: another location all day that, which was really fun. And 132 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: then um, and then today I have a photo shoot 133 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: to prepare because there's this amazing photographer out here that 134 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 1: we worked with on the show, and I was like, oh, 135 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: you should take photos for me because I'm having a 136 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: new tour coming up and I wouldn't want new pictures 137 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:56,239 Speaker 1: for it. And photo shoots are like four hours plus 138 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 1: hair and makeup, so like six hours. So my whole 139 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 1: day is gone today and then tomorrow I have podcasts 140 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: to promote this show and uh, which I love doing, 141 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: but like, I don't know why I booked them while 142 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 1: I'm in Paradise, so I might move one a gaddos 143 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: because I'm literally staying at the nicest resort in the 144 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 1: nicest island that I've ever been to, and I can't 145 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 1: even enjoy it. But that's just the way I work. 146 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 1: I don't the way I work as I work, it sucks. 147 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:37,959 Speaker 1: Um no any thoughts. Why did you do that? Because 148 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,559 Speaker 1: people ask me to do a podcast and I've been 149 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 1: pushing them off to promote this show because I was 150 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: on the show, and so it just like the first 151 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,520 Speaker 1: time I became available, I looked at my schedule and 152 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this time, and I was supposed 153 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 1: to be home at this time. So these were all 154 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: like kind of booked before I did. I knew that 155 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: I was going to stay. So we'll see, We'll just see. 156 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 1: But I would like to just relax a little bit 157 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:05,679 Speaker 1: and let my voice heal again. Like I'm so clogged up. 158 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what from I mean, I do, but 159 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,559 Speaker 1: it's just over talking, having too much fun, talking too much, 160 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 1: doing too many podcasts, not this one. I like this one. 161 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: I'm never The good thing is I never dread doing 162 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 1: this one. And that's the joy of the Nicki Lazer podcast. 163 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: And uh, just knowing all the people that are listening 164 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 1: and how much I dig our listeners and it's just 165 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 1: it's just so fun. So let's kick off the show today. 166 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,199 Speaker 1: Let's get Andrew in here, pull him off his laptop. 167 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:45,840 Speaker 1: All right, Andrew phone less, Andrew Todd Colin phone less. 168 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 1: How did you sleep, buddy? It was a rough one. 169 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:55,240 Speaker 1: I guess you you discussed it, um, I discussed it was. 170 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 1: It was a tough night for for old a A 171 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: C phoneless shoeless joj X And yeah, I know, I mean, 172 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 1: you know, you know I live and die on Instagram. 173 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,840 Speaker 1: I'm addicted to it. I need to stop. Maybe this 174 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,240 Speaker 1: is a sign from God on my forty one to 175 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,440 Speaker 1: grow the funk up and not worry about it. Yeah, 176 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,560 Speaker 1: it might be, But yeah, I last night I was 177 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,080 Speaker 1: on Instagram on my computer. Everything was fine. I had 178 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 1: your phone too, where I was checking and you allowed 179 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 1: me to post. I really appreciate it. And then last 180 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,719 Speaker 1: night I was kicked out of Instagram do do a 181 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 1: suspicious activity And they only let me get in if 182 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,520 Speaker 1: they sent me a security code over to my phone, 183 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:36,119 Speaker 1: which obviously wasn't working. So I was stuck without Instagram 184 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: on my computer. And so you know, it was tough. 185 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: I got through. I got through the night. It was 186 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,199 Speaker 1: it wasn't easy. Isn't it crazy that it's just Instagram. 187 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,199 Speaker 1: It's not like your email, it's not like the Google, 188 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:54,400 Speaker 1: Yah anything else. It's just Instagram, you know what I mean? Like, 189 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,720 Speaker 1: you're not like trapped from Like it's not that you 190 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 1: can't call your mom or that you can't text, Like 191 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 1: texting is a little bit of the thing, but the 192 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 1: main thing is Instagram. Yeah, well what is that? Why 193 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,440 Speaker 1: Why Instagram? For us? I think probably because it was 194 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,680 Speaker 1: my birthday and I was getting hit up with a 195 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,319 Speaker 1: lot of likes, which would have made me feel a 196 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,000 Speaker 1: little better. I would have got a dopamine rush and 197 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 1: it's honestly died down alright. But even if it wasn't 198 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 1: your birthday, I think it would still be Instagram would 199 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,200 Speaker 1: be the main thing that we'd be that you would 200 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,080 Speaker 1: be missing, you know what I'm saying, Like, I'm just 201 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 1: it's not I'm not like there's no judgment to be 202 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,680 Speaker 1: the same for me. Like I if if I would 203 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,439 Speaker 1: rather you take away everything, well no, because I've got 204 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 1: like emails answer. But if it came down if we're 205 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: taking email out of it, Instagram versus every other thing, 206 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,560 Speaker 1: I would probably want you to take away every other thing. Well, 207 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,240 Speaker 1: I mean, in fairness, it is partly our job, like 208 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,440 Speaker 1: if we were just like posting for vainness, but like 209 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,320 Speaker 1: we have to go on. We have a podcast Instagram. 210 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 1: I also send out messages. I treat Instagram like my email, right, OK, No, 211 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,320 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to block the noise. What noise from? 212 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 1: Like the reverberation. There's reverbs, Yeah, there's tons of reverbs. Um, 213 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 1: but yeah no I think um. I sent out a 214 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: message to Heather McMahon to do my podcast, the other 215 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 1: one I have not promoting it on here, stay on 216 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,320 Speaker 1: this one. Don't jump off. No no one will. It's okay, 217 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,960 Speaker 1: you can say that, but no one's going to Maybe 218 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,960 Speaker 1: three people might jump off, but don't jump don't. But 219 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,480 Speaker 1: I literally just ump sent a message. So like treating 220 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,520 Speaker 1: like Instagram is email as well. That's the other reason 221 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:37,000 Speaker 1: why we care about it. I think it is an email. 222 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,559 Speaker 1: But and and also you got me, you maybe get 223 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,840 Speaker 1: some like hot chicks. I was. I was on my 224 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,959 Speaker 1: phone yesterday which you had your account SYNCD up on mine, 225 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:52,319 Speaker 1: and I saw girls messaging you or like fans messaging 226 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 1: you that would pop up on mine, but not like 227 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 1: while while I was while I was in my account, 228 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 1: it would show like your other account that is hooked 229 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,200 Speaker 1: up to this device is getting the message. And I 230 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,360 Speaker 1: was like so tempted because this girl was just like 231 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,680 Speaker 1: something about the vaccine, Like this hot girl was just like, 232 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,679 Speaker 1: um something vaccine, And I wanted to be like, I 233 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,120 Speaker 1: got the vaccine, bitch, Like I just wanted to be like, 234 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,120 Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a mask because I got the vaccine. 235 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 1: And then I saw that she responded like oh ha 236 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,560 Speaker 1: ha ha, and I was like, oh, he must be 237 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 1: writing to her and I don't see this. So in 238 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,960 Speaker 1: real time I could see you messaging, but I could 239 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,280 Speaker 1: only see her messages and I wasn't trying to look. 240 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 1: But you logged out eventually. I think maybe that's when, No, 241 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,959 Speaker 1: I didn't, did I guess Instagram just logged out. No, 242 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,840 Speaker 1: I never logged out. I got a lot of happy 243 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:43,640 Speaker 1: birthdays from women, from men, from boys, from dogs, the gamut. 244 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 1: But I had a great birthday yesterday. Nonetheless, I don't 245 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 1: want to look at the negatives. I will get a 246 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: phone eventually. If not, who cares? I'm off the grid 247 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 1: A kind of not really at all? Can we just 248 00:13:55,559 --> 00:14:00,000 Speaker 1: say what I just filmed? Wait, how do you sleep? Uh? 249 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,640 Speaker 1: So I slept shitty, is what I was saying, because 250 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,960 Speaker 1: I was literally trying to get onto Instagram for a 251 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 1: good three and a half hours, like something crazy. Maybe 252 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,679 Speaker 1: that's yeah. I was trying to figure out a way 253 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,439 Speaker 1: to do it without fucking needing it to just get 254 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: a phone number. Wait, I would have just given up 255 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: once it said we sent a code dear phone and 256 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 1: I didn't have my phone. No, I googled how do 257 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,960 Speaker 1: you get into Instagram without so go through Facebook? You 258 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 1: could go through to Facebook app, which I did, and 259 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 1: it didn't allow me to. I tried to log in, 260 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 1: uh glog out to log in. There were a few 261 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: different ways. There are a couple of scams that I 262 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 1: probably almost fell for, but I decided not to click 263 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,600 Speaker 1: on them that say, hey, we could get you into 264 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,800 Speaker 1: your Instagram account if you just you know, give us 265 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 1: credit cards in there that you needed so bad. Just 266 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 1: red dots, just red little hearts. Let's yeah, I said. 267 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 1: I described when you walked in here today as like 268 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 1: a man who had just hit a dog on the 269 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: way here and had to give a dog mouth some mouth, 270 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: and and you looked so sad, just like a man 271 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:10,040 Speaker 1: that was defeated. I just fucking hate when I actually 272 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:14,000 Speaker 1: go and do an errand that should be easy and 273 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: it doesn't work. It's not even about my phone. It's 274 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: it happens to me constantly, and I don't know if 275 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 1: it happens to a lot of other people where I 276 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:26,200 Speaker 1: have one errand to do and it becomes fucking a 277 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,600 Speaker 1: wild goose chase. Like I went to one place, They're like, 278 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,000 Speaker 1: we can't do it. I went to another place. They're like, oh, 279 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 1: it doesn't open. It doesn't open until ten ten am, 280 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 1: and it was like nine thirties. So I was like, 281 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 1: all right, I'll wait, and then I waited thirty minutes, 282 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 1: no phone, just sitting at a watching a lizard fucking 283 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 1: almost another lizard, which was kind of cool. That's what 284 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:51,840 Speaker 1: happens as you see natures things around you that are 285 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,440 Speaker 1: constantly happening. That's what I was saying before the show. 286 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 1: I said, now Andrew was forced to live in an 287 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 1: austere environment. Yes, austere. We looked up the definition, like 288 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:08,800 Speaker 1: no no luxury, no luxuries? Was yesterday fun for your birthday? 289 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: Did you have fun at the brunch? I did have 290 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,680 Speaker 1: fun at the brunch. I it was a very uh 291 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 1: outdoor brunchy clogial, boozy as hell boogie. And if it 292 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,840 Speaker 1: was ten years ago, I would have had forty shots 293 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,440 Speaker 1: by two pm. I would have been on the dance 294 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:30,200 Speaker 1: floor with half my shirt tucked into by my next sweating, 295 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 1: disgust ealing like it would have been. It would have 296 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 1: been bad. I mean we were it was so hot 297 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,960 Speaker 1: there were so it was like, um, they do these 298 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,400 Speaker 1: brunches here, No, at this place called Tillies that like 299 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,320 Speaker 1: everyone on the island who was in the Caymans that 300 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:47,520 Speaker 1: literally billionaires, like these trust fund kids that are there 301 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: worth billions of dollars. And we know that for a 302 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 1: fact because we were like with people who like and 303 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 1: we asked them, are you worth? Yeah, Like they're the 304 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 1: richest people I've ever been around, richer than anyone I'm 305 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,240 Speaker 1: around in Hollywood. Ever, they're all at the brunch thing. 306 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:04,360 Speaker 1: They every brunch has like a theme party. This one 307 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,920 Speaker 1: was dim sum, so we could no one could actually 308 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,680 Speaker 1: dress the theme because it would be like cultural appropriation. 309 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,879 Speaker 1: So it's just like people enjoying dim sum but like, um, 310 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,080 Speaker 1: but I wouldn't put it past. Have you ever been 311 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,640 Speaker 1: to a day brunch party where it's like bottle service, 312 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,199 Speaker 1: Like you know, people are doing the saber thing the 313 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: rich people think where they cut off the top of 314 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:26,520 Speaker 1: the champagne and they like they have mimosa contest chugging 315 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:31,639 Speaker 1: contests they did. It's funny when we were talking about it, 316 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,119 Speaker 1: like you get there and everyone preserved because it's kind 317 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,520 Speaker 1: of a fancy place, and then you just get as 318 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,639 Speaker 1: funked up as possible to act like animals. But the 319 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 1: only way you're going to get there is if you 320 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,159 Speaker 1: get as fucked up as possible. Yeah, otherwise everyone's like 321 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,360 Speaker 1: some people I think knew who I was or like, 322 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 1: but like can we talk about old renegade? Oh my god, 323 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: I got old renegades so bad? You guys? What? But 324 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 1: the thing is, I still still have you guys not 325 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 1: start with this. Well what we are now? Well here's 326 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,840 Speaker 1: the thing. It's like there was a guy there was 327 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,360 Speaker 1: like table of like these hoity toity like very rich 328 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,159 Speaker 1: trust fund kids, and and I'm still they're listening to 329 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,960 Speaker 1: this podcast because they're like, I wonder if they're going 330 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,919 Speaker 1: to talk about the branch, Like I bet one of 331 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,440 Speaker 1: them it was at least listening, and they're going to 332 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:20,400 Speaker 1: share it with their friends. But they they knew. I 333 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,760 Speaker 1: know they knew who I was. Not that I'm anyone, 334 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,080 Speaker 1: but like we've been on this island. There's like different 335 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,639 Speaker 1: Facebook groups that talk about celebrity activity on the island. 336 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 1: Like I know that there's chatter I'm not any I 337 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,800 Speaker 1: have seven and forty thousand followers on Instagram. In the 338 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: scheme of things that ain't a lot. I'm not that famous, 339 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,880 Speaker 1: and I know that, and I want to be very 340 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,960 Speaker 1: clear on that. But they did know who I was. 341 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,280 Speaker 1: I saw them looking at me. I saw them like 342 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 1: noting it, and like I just knew clocking it. And 343 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,919 Speaker 1: I was talking about them too. I was like, oh 344 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,000 Speaker 1: my god, her dad is the you know, invented deodorant 345 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 1: or whatever the hell it is. And so and this 346 00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:56,639 Speaker 1: one girl looked like Haley Bieber, like exactly, and so 347 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,200 Speaker 1: I was kind of fan growing out about her just 348 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,480 Speaker 1: because she looked like Haley Bieber and had amazing bone 349 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,080 Speaker 1: structure that was probably a lot was done by a doctor. 350 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: But I do not shame her for that. I'm just 351 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,159 Speaker 1: saying like it was too perfect. And I think that 352 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,720 Speaker 1: sometimes you just go to a doctor and be like, 353 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,240 Speaker 1: can I look like Kaylie Bieber and they can just 354 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,640 Speaker 1: do it. So anyway, she um someone at her table. 355 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 1: These two, this guy and this girl were walking over 356 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,359 Speaker 1: to the meat, which was placed right beyond her table. 357 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,040 Speaker 1: There was like a chopping block where they were just 358 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: smashing chickens, corpses, disgusting, so disgusting dance. And they were 359 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,919 Speaker 1: walking towards it and they were pointing and whispering, and 360 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,440 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. And right as right 361 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,760 Speaker 1: before that, I was talking about how like I no 362 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: one ever recognizes me or something like that, and I go, 363 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,680 Speaker 1: except right now that guy is pointing at me. That's 364 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,959 Speaker 1: so weird. And then they walked fast and they were 365 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,560 Speaker 1: pointing at the chickens. I got renegaded. She got all 366 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:54,520 Speaker 1: renegadd by dead chickens without their heads. Cos look look 367 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 1: at her like they look at dead chicken. Yeah, they 368 00:19:57,359 --> 00:20:03,600 Speaker 1: like go like, I don't want that, looking at thigh, 369 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: look at the press. And Nikki was like, they're coming, 370 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,879 Speaker 1: They're coming. Played cool. Honestly, we had the same skin tone. 371 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 1: I had the same skin tone as a rotisse read 372 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,399 Speaker 1: like uh like glazed chicken because of my orange spray 373 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: tan that was melting off by the time we got 374 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,600 Speaker 1: off the dance floor, we went and danced for like 375 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,960 Speaker 1: we were. Everyone probably thought we were wasted. We were 376 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,440 Speaker 1: the only people dancing, um, and we were the only 377 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,719 Speaker 1: table that wasn't drinking at all, and we were dancing 378 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,720 Speaker 1: more than everyone, and no one else danced. It was 379 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,919 Speaker 1: we were told everyone's going to stay dancing once they 380 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,040 Speaker 1: got drunk enough, but no one did. It is funny 381 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,480 Speaker 1: when you're like the first guy on the day and 382 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: you're like, hey, everyone's gonna follow suit. And then it 383 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,959 Speaker 1: was just us, three or four of us, and we 384 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 1: had fans in our hands, like it was very hot. 385 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,240 Speaker 1: They give you fans, that's how hot it is. Yeah, 386 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,720 Speaker 1: And it's all just such a bullshit. It was very 387 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,639 Speaker 1: a lot of kids going on just luxury and like this, 388 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,600 Speaker 1: like just we're rich, and this is how we do 389 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,560 Speaker 1: things like separate forks for different salads, separate flutes for 390 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 1: different uh, like champagne glasses. It's all just such bullshit. 391 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,760 Speaker 1: Just put things in a normal glass. Stop muddling everything 392 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:17,679 Speaker 1: with mint everything, Stop sabering off the tops of the 393 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:22,480 Speaker 1: champagne glasses. You're just fucking rich, board and you need 394 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,360 Speaker 1: to like adopt these things that make you feel more rich. 395 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:30,240 Speaker 1: Your money discussed me, your your your the way you 396 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,879 Speaker 1: drink discussed me, the way you like where ironic like 397 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 1: poor people things discuss me, the way you dress like 398 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 1: eighties to like stand out because you don't have an identity, 399 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,000 Speaker 1: because all your identity is wrapped up in the fact 400 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,960 Speaker 1: that your dad has more money than you'll ever make 401 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 1: in your life. And um, just develop another talent. Maybe 402 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,439 Speaker 1: you do have another talent, but um, yeah, wealth discuss me. 403 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,679 Speaker 1: But I do like to be seated next to it 404 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,520 Speaker 1: and just go, oh my god, she has a billion 405 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 1: dollar like she could do anything, Like what motivates you 406 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,920 Speaker 1: in life? You have a billion dollars? Like, what could 407 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:08,280 Speaker 1: possibly motivate you? I look, the billionaires were checking out 408 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:14,720 Speaker 1: those chickens, and I guess food and love food, love, cocaine, 409 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,240 Speaker 1: charity pretending, yeah, pretending to donate to things even though 410 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,800 Speaker 1: it's on them. And I've met plenty of very rich 411 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,200 Speaker 1: people that have rich people like and I'm not trying 412 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: to like take away. I know that there are tons 413 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,399 Speaker 1: of those people actually do have real talents. There's probably 414 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,679 Speaker 1: that girls probably like and uh can make beautiful music 415 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,960 Speaker 1: or like, there's tons of rich people that have amazing talents, 416 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,920 Speaker 1: and they don't want to be rich and they don't 417 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 1: want to like get by on just being rich. But 418 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:45,760 Speaker 1: I guess I just I feel sad for people because 419 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,639 Speaker 1: I'm so motivated by like trying to have enough money 420 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: to make sure everyone I love is safe that if 421 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 1: I already had it, I don't know what I would do. 422 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,800 Speaker 1: And I think that, uh, I would keep trying to 423 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: save people outside of my family. That's what I do, 424 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,720 Speaker 1: so get on that rich kids. Yeah, and I was 425 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,760 Speaker 1: just exhausted by like two pm, like when you day 426 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,679 Speaker 1: drink back and then like, yeah, I used to party 427 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,040 Speaker 1: and then you'd go through the night and next thing 428 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,399 Speaker 1: you know, it's like ten at PM and you're so drunk. 429 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,919 Speaker 1: You're just slobbering. You're walking around, You're eating a cheese steak. 430 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 1: You have sucking mannais all over your face and you're like, dude, 431 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,879 Speaker 1: that was look sucking those raid your man those fucking 432 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,240 Speaker 1: rate dude, You fucking we're crazy. You sucked a conk shell. 433 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:29,040 Speaker 1: Bro Dude, you fucking dude, you were freaking eating sand. 434 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: It's like a pussy and yeah, like my dick has 435 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 1: cuts all over it. But anyway, I'm going out with 436 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:42,160 Speaker 1: my dad's yacht tonight. Let's get to the news. You 437 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:47,480 Speaker 1: heard your first first Noah says, you have some news 438 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,520 Speaker 1: that's gonna make me not want to go back to St. Louis. 439 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,400 Speaker 1: Oh boy, when that's not the first one. But first 440 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,199 Speaker 1: of all, I hope everyone's having fun out, and I 441 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,960 Speaker 1: hope you're having all the swells, really all of them, 442 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,879 Speaker 1: not even a little bit of s the swells plurals. Okay. 443 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,920 Speaker 1: Astrologers agree that each zodiac sign gets bored in relationships 444 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,440 Speaker 1: for different reasons. We're both huge zodiac heads. So let's 445 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 1: find out you're a Gemini. Correct, I'm bored by this? 446 00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,040 Speaker 1: Uh do do? Do? All the Zodia sides also get 447 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,639 Speaker 1: bored by any news regarding zodiac signs. It's interesting you 448 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,280 Speaker 1: say that, Nikki, because you're a Gemini, which is an 449 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,200 Speaker 1: air sign that's driven by an eight curiosity. They're very 450 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 1: susceptible to growing board in their relationships. That's actually how 451 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:34,360 Speaker 1: a lot of Gemini relationships and every relationship ends. Let's 452 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,560 Speaker 1: be honest here, what the hell? They need a partner 453 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 1: who challenges them intellectually while presenting surprises and new unexplored depths, 454 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,800 Speaker 1: Otherwise Gemini may grow complacent and start looking around for 455 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,760 Speaker 1: something else. I mean, you seem to need to be 456 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,200 Speaker 1: stimulated though more than most in a relationship. Are you 457 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: talking physically or mentally because vibrator Yeah, um, I don't 458 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: know who what it's fit that description, of course I do. 459 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,280 Speaker 1: I don't want a relationship to be stagnant. I want 460 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,399 Speaker 1: to have like to be surprised and swept off my 461 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,639 Speaker 1: feet in different ways of like, oh my god, he 462 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,919 Speaker 1: did this surprise for like he he thought of me 463 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,560 Speaker 1: in this way that I've never seen him thought of 464 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,239 Speaker 1: think of me. Like I hope that when I'm, you know, 465 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: married for twenty years, there's still ways that my husband 466 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,879 Speaker 1: is like making me go like, oh my god, he 467 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,239 Speaker 1: loves me in that way, Like that's so thoughtful. Like 468 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,840 Speaker 1: I don't ever want someone to stop trying, and I 469 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:34,240 Speaker 1: myself will never stop trying to win my husband's affection 470 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 1: and like let him know that he's more special to 471 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,320 Speaker 1: that I make him. I try, I will try to 472 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,199 Speaker 1: make him feel more special than anyone else and that 473 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 1: and like do the same kind of thing that I 474 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 1: would try in the beginning of a relationship to win 475 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,920 Speaker 1: them over. I really don't feel like there's ever you. 476 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:52,760 Speaker 1: You never just have someone. You should never feel like complacent. 477 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:58,200 Speaker 1: So it's the same, and you know how you could 478 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 1: keep it original and diff for maybe just buy or 479 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,919 Speaker 1: a different car. Honestly, like writing a message on a 480 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,200 Speaker 1: banana in the morning, knowing that you go to work 481 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,600 Speaker 1: before and you're just gonna eat a banana or put 482 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: in her smoothie and writing with a pen on the banana, 483 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:15,399 Speaker 1: peel I love you so much, I peel amazing around 484 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,240 Speaker 1: you or something, you know, like some dumb deep throat 485 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,200 Speaker 1: this banana like you would my cock. That would be hilarious. 486 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 1: That'd be hilarious. It is funny with these things because 487 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,320 Speaker 1: I read this, I'm like, God, that is so nikki. 488 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,960 Speaker 1: But you're right, it's just so general that it could 489 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:35,679 Speaker 1: anyone could be anyone. It's like, yeah, aries is prone 490 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,560 Speaker 1: to become bored in relationship because they tend to jump 491 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,200 Speaker 1: into them very quickly. Not true for you, ruled by Mars. 492 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,440 Speaker 1: They have their associated with passion and aggression areas going 493 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,280 Speaker 1: full woo woo mode and sometimes forget to make sure 494 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,520 Speaker 1: they're fully compatible with the person before making official. I 495 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,040 Speaker 1: have done. Everyone could do that, but it's like these 496 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,879 Speaker 1: are just so potentially I like, I get into a 497 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,439 Speaker 1: too quick yourself these things because we all have a 498 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,359 Speaker 1: little it's good to like kind of um introspect, know 499 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:10,280 Speaker 1: what what's yours? She's a Taurus and and they love 500 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,879 Speaker 1: being cozied up with the person they love and living 501 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,000 Speaker 1: their best life. Because they tend to be more of 502 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,359 Speaker 1: a homebody and comfortable in a relationship, they're slow to 503 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: get bored of their partner, but it can still definitely 504 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:25,360 Speaker 1: happen for one or two reasons. Either tourists feels unappreciated okay, 505 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,639 Speaker 1: or their partners unreliable. Tourists is security focused and a 506 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 1: partner who doesn't do that, they say, is a huge 507 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 1: turn off. Okay. I would I would like to go 508 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,080 Speaker 1: through a horoscope sometime or like what what these description 509 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,720 Speaker 1: of these things and read them blindly and pick the 510 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,200 Speaker 1: one that fits you the most, one through ten, Like 511 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 1: I've never been what my horoscope is and the person 512 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,879 Speaker 1: be able to tell me more than like five things, 513 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,919 Speaker 1: like they'll be like what's your horoscope? I'll go areas 514 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:59,520 Speaker 1: like oh, aries, like that's it and that's where it ends, right, yes, 515 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 1: were they I've never told someone in my horsecope and 516 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,119 Speaker 1: they go, WHOA, that doesn't you don't strike me as 517 00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 1: a Gemini. It's always like that makes sense. It just 518 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 1: like does it? It's true. I mean, I just don't believe. 519 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,879 Speaker 1: I know that I don't know enough about it, but 520 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 1: that's because I think it's hogwash. But I think that 521 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Speaker 1: I just don't believe that the way the day you 522 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,560 Speaker 1: came out of your mom's pussy or her you like 523 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:35,320 Speaker 1: her uterus, is that where babies are formed, That the 524 00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 1: way the stars are in the sky, the day that 525 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:42,200 Speaker 1: you enter into the air like the human Earth's air 526 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,200 Speaker 1: is significant in any way. I do think that Conan 527 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: O'Brien have all these things in common because you have 528 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,880 Speaker 1: a share birthday. I mean, get out of here. And 529 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 1: I know that people have arguments against this, astrologists do, 530 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 1: but um, I just don't buy it. I do like 531 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 1: that so many people I love to buy it, though 532 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,400 Speaker 1: not believing your counter argument because you seem to really well, 533 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,720 Speaker 1: I'm not really like and I don't live my life 534 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:13,520 Speaker 1: based on what the horroorscope says, but this does describe 535 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:19,760 Speaker 1: my my attachment style, which is anxious, and um, I 536 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 1: think for Nikki. It says that you need a person 537 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 1: who's like spontaneous or something about like to to keep 538 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,600 Speaker 1: you on your toes and interested. Yeah, I mean it 539 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: kind of nailed it for us. Three. I guess, well, 540 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: Andrews isn't so much but a little bit I have 541 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,960 Speaker 1: got I got in relationships where I have where I 542 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,520 Speaker 1: don't weigh out everything. And so therefore the next thing 543 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 1: I know, it's two months later in who hasn't jumped 544 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,400 Speaker 1: into a relationship that you're like just overcome by yourself 545 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: some pre sexual chemistry and you like think too far ahead, 546 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,960 Speaker 1: but take out the relationship aspect. Take take in like 547 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,240 Speaker 1: the fact of like my where I went to college, 548 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,080 Speaker 1: Like I never think about when I came to hear 549 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,120 Speaker 1: to Caman. I didn't like, wait, I just do think 550 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:04,880 Speaker 1: part that's a good point. Okay, I'm in you know, 551 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,280 Speaker 1: like if you're depending how old you are in your grade, 552 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,720 Speaker 1: when you go through puberty, all those things affect you, 553 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 1: so like depending on what month you're born in does 554 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,600 Speaker 1: like effect that when astrology was being created, they were 555 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 1: considering the public school system and am but I think 556 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 1: there is something to say about our energy and the 557 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,480 Speaker 1: earth and stuff. I guess I am kind of a 558 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,120 Speaker 1: hippie in that way. And why did you feel like 559 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,640 Speaker 1: you don't hate it? I mean like I, like I said, 560 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 1: I didn't believe in God into like a less than 561 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,760 Speaker 1: a year ago and was a very much an atheist. 562 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,360 Speaker 1: And now I'm like, Okay, there's something that isn't me, 563 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:42,680 Speaker 1: that isn't maybe a something or someone. But there's it's 564 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:48,160 Speaker 1: or it's like there's it's were not it's too crazy 565 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,360 Speaker 1: that whatever, I like, I I don't know that. I 566 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,840 Speaker 1: just I'm a little bit more open to an idea 567 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:59,959 Speaker 1: about higher power. Um, all right, next story, This one's wild. 568 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,080 Speaker 1: You're gonna lose your mind on this. Researchers from California 569 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,760 Speaker 1: as tomate that about twenty tho t rex existed in 570 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 1: North America any one period of time during their existence. 571 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,360 Speaker 1: How many t rex did you really think we're roaming around? 572 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:18,120 Speaker 1: Did you think that many? Way more? What? Way more? 573 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,280 Speaker 1: I'm sure there's like examples in the book Sapiens, but 574 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,880 Speaker 1: like we have not we think we're like the end 575 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 1: all be all, But dinosaurs were here so much longer 576 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,640 Speaker 1: than we were and they all disappeared. And the fact 577 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,600 Speaker 1: that we think we're going to be around here forever, 578 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:39,760 Speaker 1: all right, yeah right, we will be extinct someday, just 579 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,160 Speaker 1: like the dinosaurs and the dinosaurs in the scheme of things, 580 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,120 Speaker 1: even though no, it will not be discovered until maybe ever, 581 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 1: when it comes down to a dinosaurs one, they will. 582 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,080 Speaker 1: They will have been around here longer than us by 583 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,120 Speaker 1: far as our most. Like many species, the humans are 584 00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,200 Speaker 1: kind of like a short a short span if so 585 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,760 Speaker 1: hard to hang out, like at a Starbucks outside knowing 586 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,360 Speaker 1: there was a t rex like within thirty miles, you 587 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,080 Speaker 1: know what I mean, It would be hard, but they did. 588 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,480 Speaker 1: They weren't around with Starbucks at all, But you know 589 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,280 Speaker 1: what I mean, like predators, Like God, the world was 590 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:17,080 Speaker 1: so different when we were you know, back then, like 591 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 1: you had to be scared at night and like everywhere 592 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,040 Speaker 1: you went. Now as a woman, you don't have to 593 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,720 Speaker 1: be scared when you like walk in a parking lot, 594 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,160 Speaker 1: t rex will get you. And a t rex is 595 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,920 Speaker 1: a guy in a old leather jacket with a switchblade 596 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:39,440 Speaker 1: named old Red Dude. I don't know, man, that I 597 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,200 Speaker 1: just I didn't. I thought there was maybe, like honestly, 598 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,720 Speaker 1: like like a hundred and fifty t rex is like 599 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,320 Speaker 1: maybe because like you only you only see like actual 600 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:56,000 Speaker 1: like park, the Jurassic Park there in there. Okay, listen, Andrew, 601 00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,200 Speaker 1: I think there were two, but I mean there's two ever, 602 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,320 Speaker 1: like things in zoos all the time, but there's thousands 603 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,240 Speaker 1: of one thousand for me is low. Okay, So snow 604 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:20,760 Speaker 1: is this the new story? Yeah, snow. I don't know 605 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,320 Speaker 1: what's happening. He moved to St. Louis, so you'll never 606 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,920 Speaker 1: want to go there. We gotta get the snow is extinct. 607 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,360 Speaker 1: I'm guessing the like the climate phenomenon and sunny from 608 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,200 Speaker 1: the climate event of snow. Is that going out? Well, 609 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,440 Speaker 1: midweek freeze likely for St. Louis as the coldest air 610 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,880 Speaker 1: since nineteen eighties six, this late in the season, shuffles in. 611 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,720 Speaker 1: I don't know. I looked at the temperature. When is 612 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:47,880 Speaker 1: this coming supposed to be starting to Tuesday? So Thursday 613 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,720 Speaker 1: Louis since six this time of the time of years, 614 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,760 Speaker 1: so it's probably in the forties or thirties or something 615 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,440 Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, all right, Well that makes me happy 616 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,440 Speaker 1: because it means that something that happened in nineteen six 617 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,480 Speaker 1: and still happening even though climate change was well into 618 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,719 Speaker 1: effect in n But let's be honest with ourselves. Um, 619 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,960 Speaker 1: things aren't good. We are at the very end of 620 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,320 Speaker 1: some really like we're at the we're at a really 621 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,440 Speaker 1: nice spot of like climate change, it's like still like whoa, 622 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,960 Speaker 1: this came out of nowhere. It is getting worse and 623 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,600 Speaker 1: worse every year. I'm literally I'm scared to move to 624 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 1: California because of fires, and people are like, we won't 625 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,359 Speaker 1: get you at your house, and I'm like, no one 626 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,360 Speaker 1: thinks they're going to die in a fucking fire, earthquake. 627 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 1: You can survive much easier than a fucking fire that 628 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,880 Speaker 1: just shows up at your doors. So about of nowhere, 629 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,400 Speaker 1: people die in fires, and people think that they're just 630 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,279 Speaker 1: random people running into fires. No, no, no, they don't 631 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,800 Speaker 1: want to die in a fire. So just just because 632 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,280 Speaker 1: you think it they won't get you doesn't mean they won't. 633 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,920 Speaker 1: I'm so lazy too. I would see a fire and 634 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,399 Speaker 1: be like, it's not getting me, and then it would 635 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,800 Speaker 1: literally be in chocolate and yeah, like that's kind of 636 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 1: cool that fire, and literally I would be on fire 637 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,600 Speaker 1: being like dude, I love l a, like I'm burning 638 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,680 Speaker 1: to death, be like dude, I wonder if the comedy 639 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:15,080 Speaker 1: stores has spots tonight. It's like you're bleeding, you're burning bad. 640 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,000 Speaker 1: You're like, can I charge my phone real quick before 641 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:22,640 Speaker 1: this fire kill me? Yeah. It's like in New York 642 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,719 Speaker 1: when I would see a fight or like an argument 643 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,440 Speaker 1: or like something gets shot, I'd go right to it. 644 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 1: I'd be like, what's going on here? Fella's it's like 645 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,880 Speaker 1: you an active shooter? You know, you know you know 646 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,040 Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, I would just be like, this 647 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,520 Speaker 1: is weird. It's like you have a bullet in your neck. 648 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:42,239 Speaker 1: I can't alright, So why do I care? Why do 649 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: I care? All right? What's what? Why do I care? Oh? Man, 650 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,279 Speaker 1: I don't know if you're gonna care about this one? 651 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:52,719 Speaker 1: Nick okay kumil Uh who leaves the gym with his 652 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:57,480 Speaker 1: biceps bulging in l a jim as he prepares to 653 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,440 Speaker 1: shoot an upcoming Star Wars series. Okay, so staying in 654 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,480 Speaker 1: shape for a role. I mean, I just how can 655 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 1: he be funny and so jacked? That's what everyone says. 656 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,200 Speaker 1: They're like, dude, he's a comedian. Why's he got veins? 657 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: I mean, he is so can't they just see g 658 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,759 Speaker 1: I that? Why does he he looks sad too? That's 659 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,279 Speaker 1: the guy who's eating just like fast. You know, I 660 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,400 Speaker 1: don't even want to talk about it. It's so lame. 661 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,560 Speaker 1: He probably is starving right now. He probably feels good 662 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,640 Speaker 1: because he just finished the work out, but like that 663 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,319 Speaker 1: goodness is fleeting because he's gonna go home. He's gonna 664 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,279 Speaker 1: eat the one thing that he's been allotted to eat 665 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:38,040 Speaker 1: that hour. It's not even tasteful, it's it's like punitive. 666 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:44,799 Speaker 1: He's gonna eat bad hour. He'll do it. Do you 667 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: do you, camel Oh, you punish yourself because he ate bad? 668 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,120 Speaker 1: I love Camil. Actually he's a friend of mine, But 669 00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,560 Speaker 1: like anyone who does diets, I don't want you in 670 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,080 Speaker 1: my life and I don't want to hear about it, 671 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,440 Speaker 1: and I don't want to talk about at it. I 672 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 1: think you're I think you yeah. I just don't want 673 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,040 Speaker 1: to be around people who diet. Can he have is 674 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:11,240 Speaker 1: kind of like uh awe chocks demeanor with that body 675 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,680 Speaker 1: are allowed. He's still the same person. I mean, I've 676 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,719 Speaker 1: looked like incredibly great for my Like the best I've 677 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,920 Speaker 1: ever looked is the worst I've ever felt. So I 678 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,359 Speaker 1: never judged based on someone how hot someone is, like 679 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,120 Speaker 1: how funny they are, how funny or how fucked up 680 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,399 Speaker 1: they are like Jonah Hill stuff, Seth Rogan, Oh they're 681 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,840 Speaker 1: fat now now they're skinny or Christmas bro If anything, 682 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,480 Speaker 1: they're even more so because they have to maintain that. 683 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:41,600 Speaker 1: He feels like, now if he lets that go, no Isa, 684 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,120 Speaker 1: those muscles, If he lets those muscles go, what what 685 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,520 Speaker 1: about the next Star Wars? Star Wars don't end? You know, 686 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,279 Speaker 1: like he has to keep that up. And so now 687 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,880 Speaker 1: there's like this thing that his funny will never go away, 688 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:56,840 Speaker 1: but that will and his worth now is is probably 689 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,239 Speaker 1: based a lot on that. Do you think someone like 690 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,919 Speaker 1: because he's do you think someone like Chris Pratt can 691 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Speaker 1: go back to being like a slubby role? Can you go? 692 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:12,560 Speaker 1: I'm doing? I watched a Chris Pratt clip from Um 693 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,560 Speaker 1: when he was fat or like, you know, when he 694 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,279 Speaker 1: was a little bit doughier from Parks and Wreck the 695 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,760 Speaker 1: other day, and I was like, man, he is so 696 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 1: fucking funny. Why why has he not been the comedic 697 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,879 Speaker 1: lead of like a rom com yet? I guess people 698 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:34,239 Speaker 1: would argue that he he iss No, No, Guardians of 699 00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,040 Speaker 1: the Galaxy are funny, but they aren't as funny as Chris. 700 00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:41,440 Speaker 1: Chris Pratt could be. Yes, he is Seth Rogan, Jason Siegel, 701 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 1: Judd Apatow, funny. I mean that guy is like the 702 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,680 Speaker 1: he is maybe not Jim Carey, but like he's close 703 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,120 Speaker 1: Steve Correll. I put him up there with any of them. 704 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,920 Speaker 1: I mean, he's a brilliant on Parks and Record. It's honestly, 705 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:59,359 Speaker 1: I cannot imagine why he hasn't done really broad comedy yet. 706 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,040 Speaker 1: He might really like just staying in shape, and that 707 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,799 Speaker 1: might he could still be in shape and funny John 708 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,960 Speaker 1: Cena and train Rock the other day, it was really funny. 709 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:13,320 Speaker 1: He was very in shape. Do you, I mean, do muscles. 710 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,799 Speaker 1: Do you think Cameo could have the role in Star 711 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,600 Speaker 1: Wars without being like how much of it is like vain? 712 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,399 Speaker 1: You think No, I think he has to look like that. 713 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,160 Speaker 1: That's like required for the role. But I think he 714 00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:25,680 Speaker 1: got it before he was able to prove that he 715 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,360 Speaker 1: could get that fit, So I think it wasn't like 716 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,160 Speaker 1: contingent on it, but now it probably is, And now 717 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,960 Speaker 1: it's just probably his own thing. When people get obsessed 718 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:38,080 Speaker 1: with their muscles and their bodies, Like, I know this. 719 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,239 Speaker 1: You can tell me whatever you want, but if you 720 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,000 Speaker 1: go to the gym every single day and you eat 721 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,879 Speaker 1: like and you count your calories. You're not You're your 722 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,719 Speaker 1: life is not as happy as it could be, and 723 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,280 Speaker 1: you're trying to control something because you're not as happy 724 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,440 Speaker 1: as you're just not. You're not happy. You're making up 725 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,560 Speaker 1: for something. And I that's from someone who's done all 726 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,279 Speaker 1: that stuff before. You're hot, You're You're There's a there's 727 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,520 Speaker 1: a difference between wanting to stay healthy and and being 728 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,200 Speaker 1: obsessed and having an obsession. And I think the diet 729 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,319 Speaker 1: culture and the fitness culture is an obsession. People that like, 730 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,040 Speaker 1: I have to do six spin classes a week. Oh 731 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,480 Speaker 1: do you can you take one day off and not 732 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,440 Speaker 1: feel like you're gonna be obese? No, you can't, because 733 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,319 Speaker 1: you'll be mean to everyone in your life. If you 734 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,520 Speaker 1: Mommy doesn't get to do her her workout today, she's 735 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,560 Speaker 1: going to be in a bad mood. Why because you're 736 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,080 Speaker 1: gonna be obese tomorrow. No, you're not. You know that's 737 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,719 Speaker 1: not the case because you have o c D around it. 738 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,399 Speaker 1: And your o c D is based on the fact that, um, 739 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,920 Speaker 1: you don't feel enough inside and you're addicted to something. 740 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,640 Speaker 1: I feel like I get addicted quick like with working 741 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,680 Speaker 1: out and stuff, and then I find a nice common 742 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,400 Speaker 1: balance hopefully with it. I don't like to even dabble 743 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,720 Speaker 1: in working out because I can get so addicted so fast. 744 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,319 Speaker 1: Are good addictions good? No, there's no addiction that's good 745 00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:00,520 Speaker 1: in my opinion. None. What about addicting to helping people 746 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:08,000 Speaker 1: because somewhere even do the work as well as you 747 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,960 Speaker 1: could because you're too tired. People that are like I 748 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,640 Speaker 1: love working, I only slept three hours. It's like, who 749 00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,399 Speaker 1: are you doing any favors for? No one wants you here? 750 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,600 Speaker 1: You can You're you're working like a drunk person because 751 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,960 Speaker 1: you're so sleep deprived. Like, go get some sleep and 752 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,600 Speaker 1: come back and actually be able to do your job. Well, Okay, 753 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,239 Speaker 1: moving on, It's now time for finish my sentence. Where 754 00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,640 Speaker 1: Andrew and I try to predict how we each would 755 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:34,000 Speaker 1: finish each other's sentence. Um, Noah picks the sentence We 756 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:39,600 Speaker 1: finished it out. Today's sentence is Noah, alright. A weird 757 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,840 Speaker 1: thing that has turned me on is okay, a weird 758 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,840 Speaker 1: thing that should we start with Andrew? Okay, Andrew, you 759 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,319 Speaker 1: go first. A weird thing that has turned me on 760 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,360 Speaker 1: is seeing Nikky walk down at dock from about a 761 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,279 Speaker 1: hundred fifty feet away in little girl outfit. Wait wait 762 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,920 Speaker 1: now you're supposed to be be speaking as nikky. Well that 763 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,120 Speaker 1: was a good one. I should have think that one. 764 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,040 Speaker 1: A weird thing is my best friend? You thinking of 765 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,279 Speaker 1: mind that I was thinking of mine? I guess that's 766 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,520 Speaker 1: so funny. Um, yeah, I should have done that one. 767 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,200 Speaker 1: Hold on that one. That one was really funny and 768 00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:18,840 Speaker 1: I should have thought of it on my own, but 769 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,040 Speaker 1: I didn't. Um. Yeah, that's that's a good one. But 770 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,640 Speaker 1: I'll think of another one for you. But what is 771 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,279 Speaker 1: a weird What should you do me? Yeah, there's a 772 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,319 Speaker 1: few that I'm thinking of. A weird thing that has 773 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,680 Speaker 1: turned me on is imagining or having my boyfriend have 774 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,160 Speaker 1: sex with another woman and then describing it in detail 775 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,319 Speaker 1: to me. See, that doesn't feel like weird to me, 776 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:43,200 Speaker 1: but I think to public it's weird. Yeah that's true. Um. 777 00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,920 Speaker 1: But also I will say, a weird thing that has 778 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:50,759 Speaker 1: turned me on or that is not? Is that like 779 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,040 Speaker 1: that like the I used to like like the idea 780 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,840 Speaker 1: of like someone I like being with other women and 781 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,799 Speaker 1: then telling me about it. But recently, like I've been 782 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,920 Speaker 1: more jealous than i've wanted to be with people that 783 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,000 Speaker 1: I like because I think it's like they aren't mine yet, 784 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:12,560 Speaker 1: so like they're just a guy, um that I have 785 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,640 Speaker 1: a problem with them, like getting a blow job now 786 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,920 Speaker 1: I don't care. And then another weird thing that has 787 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:23,759 Speaker 1: turned me on is I like, um, oh, okay, I'll 788 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:28,680 Speaker 1: want to do one. Okay, I'll do one for you all? Dad, God, 789 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,640 Speaker 1: what the fuck? What has turned to on about some 790 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 1: girl like that you couldn't okay? I I think I 791 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:39,279 Speaker 1: got one. Uh And this is like some version of it, 792 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,959 Speaker 1: but like a thing that has turned me up a 793 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,440 Speaker 1: weird as in not like weird that it's her, but 794 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,759 Speaker 1: like a thing that's unusual for me that turned me on. 795 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:54,720 Speaker 1: My name is Andrew Colin. Is um a lot of tattoos, 796 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,319 Speaker 1: like more than I thought I would have been, like 797 00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,640 Speaker 1: I tried to do, but like a whole body of tattoos. 798 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Speaker 1: Whereas like the old Andrewcolin might not have liked that, 799 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,160 Speaker 1: but now like it's very intriguing girl with a lot 800 00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,239 Speaker 1: of piercings, a lot of like a lot of like oh, 801 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,520 Speaker 1: there were so many judgments of like I wouldn't this 802 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:16,360 Speaker 1: person could be dirtier, they could um, not be into 803 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,239 Speaker 1: possibly the same things as me because they have like 804 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,719 Speaker 1: all these tattoos, and I've just you just meet enough, 805 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,920 Speaker 1: You're you're exposed to enough people that are gorgeous with tattoos, 806 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,080 Speaker 1: that are actually insanely intelligent, that are way cleaner and 807 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:33,560 Speaker 1: way nicer and way more respectful than any than so 808 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:37,719 Speaker 1: many people that I know who would never get a tattoo. Yes, 809 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,160 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So yeah, just being exposed 810 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,279 Speaker 1: to it, Yeah, it definitely turns me on. The thing 811 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:47,680 Speaker 1: that I was thinking for myself is like anything like 812 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:53,040 Speaker 1: if you get to know if you like I used 813 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,360 Speaker 1: to think that, like you know, when you go on 814 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,000 Speaker 1: Tinder or you go into these dating apps, like I 815 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,920 Speaker 1: swipe left on everyone because if you're just looking aesthetically, 816 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,080 Speaker 1: you become so picky. But like when you're back in 817 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,600 Speaker 1: the world of like meaning people getting to know people, 818 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,560 Speaker 1: you realize that, like the people you become attracted to 819 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:18,000 Speaker 1: based on social interaction, um, you would probably swipe left 820 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,080 Speaker 1: on and like a lot of times like I because 821 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,799 Speaker 1: I'm so picky. I'm not like I'm not like one 822 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,080 Speaker 1: out of every four guys I swipe right on. It's 823 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:30,200 Speaker 1: like one out of every a hundred that are attractive 824 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,319 Speaker 1: enough that I'd just like instantly go like yeah, I'd 825 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,160 Speaker 1: want them inside me. And even then I'm like most 826 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,560 Speaker 1: of the time, don't message them. I just like but 827 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:42,399 Speaker 1: I realized that like I and just older men too, 828 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,520 Speaker 1: like I. That's the thing that happens when you get older, 829 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,920 Speaker 1: is you're like, oh, I'm attracted to men that, like 830 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,560 Speaker 1: I used to that used to be old to me, 831 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,440 Speaker 1: neither my age or like now they're like so like, 832 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,560 Speaker 1: I'm very horned up for men in their forties when 833 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,640 Speaker 1: that used to be my dad sage, Like that crept 834 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,320 Speaker 1: up on me, and that one is surprising to me. Yeah, 835 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,120 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, just men that don't look like young anymore, 836 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,520 Speaker 1: that look like men like I never thought i'd be 837 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,600 Speaker 1: into like men, Yeah, like a manly man with that 838 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:19,160 Speaker 1: has a career and like drive a sedan. Yeah, and 839 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:25,920 Speaker 1: that like just wears like polo like polo shirts maybe 840 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:32,520 Speaker 1: tucked in even you know, maybe that yet. But just 841 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,600 Speaker 1: like a guy that like has like uh like has 842 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,239 Speaker 1: a luggage tag that like has what status he is 843 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:48,960 Speaker 1: for American airlines? Yeah, like just like then reads in 844 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,080 Speaker 1: his pocket. Yes, that have like that. That's a good 845 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,120 Speaker 1: example of like that have reading classes, like boys don't 846 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,200 Speaker 1: have like like there's some boys that have their lives 847 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,760 Speaker 1: together enough to be like, oh, these are in greams 848 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,399 Speaker 1: and these are my like hair jut like but like 849 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,680 Speaker 1: a man like as his like as a adopt kid. 850 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,799 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like yeah, like has like 851 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,400 Speaker 1: just just they are who they are and some of 852 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,880 Speaker 1: the stuff that they are is like really nerdy or 853 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,040 Speaker 1: really like just old man. But you're just like I 854 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,200 Speaker 1: guess I'm like an old woman now, like I'm thirty, 855 00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,919 Speaker 1: I'm about to be thirty seven, Like I'm a age 856 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,640 Speaker 1: of a woman who could like be married to a 857 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,279 Speaker 1: six year old man. And people maybe go like, oh 858 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,759 Speaker 1: that's weird, but like not really, you could have a 859 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,200 Speaker 1: teenager as a kid. Oh I could have like a 860 00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:38,000 Speaker 1: twenty year old as a kid. Yes you could. That 861 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,200 Speaker 1: would not bat any eyes. Kids have girls have kids 862 00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:46,280 Speaker 1: when they're seventeen all the time. That's insane. My baby 863 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,920 Speaker 1: girl I never had is about to graduate from college 864 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:53,680 Speaker 1: next year. She can almost drink. I do well at 865 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,120 Speaker 1: University of Missouri, does she barely proud of Molly, who 866 00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,160 Speaker 1: I named after the American girl doll that I was 867 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,319 Speaker 1: that was on my Christmas list the year I lost 868 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,520 Speaker 1: my virginity and the store imaginary kid has fucked before 869 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,640 Speaker 1: she went to school. She's fine. She learned it from you. Yeah, 870 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,360 Speaker 1: she saw your porn search and she you know, you 871 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:17,560 Speaker 1: just try to be but that gang bang really final thought, 872 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:22,680 Speaker 1: old glazed dog at at a great little solo sash 873 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,400 Speaker 1: last night. Well, you're in a very nice apartment. Or 874 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,200 Speaker 1: I tried. I tried two nights ago, and it was 875 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,239 Speaker 1: just all I tried. I tried. I've been trying a 876 00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,760 Speaker 1: lot recently, and I've just been like getting too sad 877 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,359 Speaker 1: and so um, you know, what do you ever end 878 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:42,160 Speaker 1: masturbation sessions like kind of getting sad? Because we've read 879 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,680 Speaker 1: that book Cupid's Poison Arrow about the female orgasm, and 880 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:48,120 Speaker 1: it brings up a lot of sadness for women orgasms. Yeah, 881 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,799 Speaker 1: that usually happens a couple of days after. For me, 882 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,920 Speaker 1: I'm already starting. I'm in it. But if I'm sad 883 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,759 Speaker 1: before I start, I probably just don't even try it 884 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,080 Speaker 1: all right, Right, Sometimes I try to do it to 885 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,680 Speaker 1: get me out of a sadness, to be like, oh, 886 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,800 Speaker 1: let's change the vibe here, let's take this feeling that 887 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,720 Speaker 1: I don't want to feel and make it a horny feeling, 888 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,520 Speaker 1: and then it just like brings the feelings out more, 889 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,600 Speaker 1: and then I can't finish, and then I just end 890 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,600 Speaker 1: up like crying, which is also a release in and 891 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:17,120 Speaker 1: of itself, and it is coming out of my vagina 892 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:21,240 Speaker 1: and it's not p it's tears. Wait, no, it's squirt. 893 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,000 Speaker 1: When you come though and you're let's say you do 894 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,680 Speaker 1: a sad depress come, Oh I don't, I won't come then, 895 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,840 Speaker 1: but yes, okay, I'm just saying like, after you finish, 896 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,680 Speaker 1: I guess you're only sadder if you don't finish. Yeah, 897 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,839 Speaker 1: I'm usually stop myself because I'm just like I can 898 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,719 Speaker 1: and I'm just like I have all these like swirling 899 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,000 Speaker 1: hormones and I cry. Yeah. I remember the day my 900 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:45,440 Speaker 1: grandpa died and I jerked off within minutes, and I 901 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,520 Speaker 1: was I was sad. But no, I'm just saying, like 902 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:51,480 Speaker 1: that's a guy, like like your emotions tend to like 903 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,000 Speaker 1: you could jerk off through anything, like you know what 904 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,319 Speaker 1: I mean, Like, you know, my house could be on 905 00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,560 Speaker 1: fire in l A, my imaginary house and my imaginary 906 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,280 Speaker 1: teenager died, and I could still probably jerk off that night. Yeah, 907 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,560 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, but I do get what you're saying 908 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,239 Speaker 1: that there are times we'll go a few days though. 909 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,600 Speaker 1: If I'm depressed, you just you just don't even really 910 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:16,200 Speaker 1: look at point. You're not horny, doesn't. I was telling 911 00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,520 Speaker 1: some friends my friend was in a car crash with 912 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,760 Speaker 1: a girl that random lately. He was in a van 913 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,200 Speaker 1: on like some kind of like work related trip with 914 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,640 Speaker 1: a bunch of people he didn't know, and they were 915 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:30,440 Speaker 1: in a car crash and the girl almost didn't survive, 916 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,000 Speaker 1: and um, and neither did he, and then they both 917 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,359 Speaker 1: did and like because of that car crash and just 918 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,040 Speaker 1: being like tangled up in this wreckage together and going 919 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,239 Speaker 1: through it like they're married now and that they would 920 00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,960 Speaker 1: have never maybe like connected up. And that happened with 921 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,880 Speaker 1: Jason Signs like they got in that he got in 922 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,360 Speaker 1: that accident. He was a comedian. He fell through a 923 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,040 Speaker 1: while they were hooking up. They were like hooking up 924 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,080 Speaker 1: for the first time at a party a friend of ours, 925 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,480 Speaker 1: and he's still with her. I think they're still together. 926 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,359 Speaker 1: They fell through a what's it called light, like you know, 927 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,920 Speaker 1: like the windows on the ceiling, a glass something glass 928 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:11,080 Speaker 1: skylight through skylight and he is. Is he paralyzed. No, 929 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,960 Speaker 1: he's good. He's walking now, I think or so, But 930 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,600 Speaker 1: I think they well, we don't know for sure. They 931 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,640 Speaker 1: might still be together. We hope that they are, because 932 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,160 Speaker 1: that's a better story than if they are. But regardless, 933 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,160 Speaker 1: I'm sure they have like a bond for life. That 934 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,560 Speaker 1: if that would have just been a normal hook up 935 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:32,440 Speaker 1: where they walked across a skylight and nothing happened and 936 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,799 Speaker 1: then they made out and you know, got to second base, 937 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,080 Speaker 1: they may have not talked again. Yeah, So here's hoping 938 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,080 Speaker 1: to all you and your hookups end in some kind 939 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,799 Speaker 1: of tragedy which you survive and it brings you closer together. Yeah, 940 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,000 Speaker 1: we should jump off the people love kids are like 941 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,719 Speaker 1: we've been through like kids and like how hard it 942 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,280 Speaker 1: is to raise a kid. Regardless of how many marriages 943 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,640 Speaker 1: it ends, it probably definitely keeps them together that maybe 944 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,640 Speaker 1: would have ended without it, even though don't have a 945 00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:01,840 Speaker 1: kid to savior marriage. And that's what I've heard. I 946 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:06,359 Speaker 1: don't know by by you know experience, Yeah, or have 947 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,560 Speaker 1: a kid and then have something horrible happen at kids. No, Andrew, 948 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,279 Speaker 1: we're not ending on that note. That is a terrible note. 949 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,200 Speaker 1: I'm saying that it would make you want each other 950 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,360 Speaker 1: more in the bedroom potentially. Oh my god, I'm just 951 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:22,160 Speaker 1: trying to figure things out. Okay, everyone, don't get mad 952 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,560 Speaker 1: at us for anything we've said today. No, not like 953 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,120 Speaker 1: life or death. Just maybe you get to see on 954 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:31,479 Speaker 1: his report card. Okay, that's the kind of trouba body 955 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,640 Speaker 1: we're talking about. Is that year where it says Jimmy 956 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,840 Speaker 1: could put in more efforts. Oh god, that would be 957 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,839 Speaker 1: so hard to go through. I can't imagine surviving that. 958 00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,479 Speaker 1: Um alright, guys, we gotta go. What a final thought. 959 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,040 Speaker 1: We'll be here tomorrow, still in the game of Islands, 960 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,600 Speaker 1: we hope, unless we're deported for the things we've said 961 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,719 Speaker 1: here on the show today. Um. Any final thoughts, Andrew, No, 962 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,239 Speaker 1: this is fun. I love everyone, I love all the 963 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,399 Speaker 1: best friends. Swells around. Swells around. Follow us on Nikki 964 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,840 Speaker 1: Glazer Pod on Instagram and right into the show at 965 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,279 Speaker 1: the Nicki Glazer Podcast at gmail dot com. And we'll 966 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,120 Speaker 1: talk to you tomorrow guys. Oh, and we're on TikTok 967 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,240 Speaker 1: Tiki Glazer Pod. We we gotta put some more stuff 968 00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,480 Speaker 1: on the follow us that. Oh yeah, we can't get 969 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,200 Speaker 1: on because Andrew broke his phone and he was the 970 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,480 Speaker 1: one that was managing it, so UH stay tuned on 971 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:18,160 Speaker 1: that one. UH see you tomorrow, okay, okay,