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Speaker 1: The Volume.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Jenkison Jones on the Volume podcast. Networking is Sunday,

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Speaker 2: November tenth, and we have got a bunch of fun.

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Speaker 2: I would say this is a good sports nonsense episode.

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Speaker 2: That's a great sports nonsense. This weekend, we're gonna break

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Speaker 2: it all down. We got Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler letgit

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Speaker 2: throw Jenkins aka John I'm GUARDI b a ka Mike.

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Speaker 3: Mother fucking Mikey, fucking.

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Speaker 1: Mikey, mother fucking Mikey.

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Speaker 4: I don't like that.

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Speaker 3: That is always.

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Speaker 2: We're it's like three people on earth that call me

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Speaker 2: Mikey and said they're all women. Uh, we're producers always

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Speaker 2: by the lovely and talented Jackson, Staffron and josh Rod.

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Speaker 4: All right, let me just read you a series.

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Speaker 2: Of text messages that we received from our own Tyler

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Speaker 2: per year.

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Speaker 4: We had a We were.

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Speaker 2: Watching the awesome Lions Texans game. Jared Goffa comes the

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Speaker 2: second third quarterback in NFL history to throw five interceptions

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Speaker 2: in a win. Lions scored nineteen unanswered to come back

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Speaker 2: and win it. We were sitting out here ready to record,

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Speaker 2: and Tyler said, we'll be on after they interview the

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Speaker 2: kicker can't believe I typed that, but I'm really invested

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Speaker 2: in this cheesy ass hometown Houston kids' story. And then

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Speaker 2: two minutes later he texted, he gave all credit to

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Speaker 2: Jesus yuck hopping on.

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Speaker 5: Now that's not what I signed out for. Bro, Like, look,

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Speaker 5: the demands story would like they were. I want to

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Speaker 5: give a shout out to the broadcasting because they did

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Speaker 5: a really good job of getting us invested in this kicker,

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Speaker 5: the kicker who ultimately decided the game so right, like

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Speaker 5: it paid off for them and and the viewers as well.

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Speaker 5: So you know, they told us the story of this

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Speaker 5: dude who who had abandoned, you know, playing professional football,

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Speaker 5: was selling bricks and he actual bricks, sell actual bricks,

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Speaker 5: not the geezy bricks.

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Speaker 3: You talking about.

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Speaker 5: Weight on the broadcast, he was selling and he wouldn't

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Speaker 5: be an NFL kicker either, but he was selling fucking

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Speaker 5: Mike Trigo.

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Speaker 4: He was whipping up those bricks, whip making it bounce back,

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Speaker 4: but we had he was.

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Speaker 1: Cooking up that Becky christ here.

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Speaker 4: Me whip game with the left first. But but yeah,

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Speaker 4: I was, I was.

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Speaker 5: I was very much invested because for one of incredible

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Speaker 5: performance from this kicker where he caps off a nineteen

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Speaker 5: point comeback and he hits a fifty six yard and

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Speaker 5: a fifty two yard and it was both of them

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Speaker 5: were dramatic, and how they both squeaked in, like the

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Speaker 5: fifty six yard literally skimmed the motherfucking upright then bounced

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Speaker 5: in and it was just like I felt, like I said, Bro,

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Speaker 5: I was so I was locked in on the storytelling,

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Speaker 5: and then we get to the interview. I wanted him

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Speaker 5: to say something like I wanted. I mean, for one,

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Speaker 5: it's a Houston, Texas dude, I wanted. I expected to

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Speaker 5: hear some Texas type of ship talking, some stone cold

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Speaker 5: level type ship. Right. I did hear some Texas ship,

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Speaker 5: but not Texic. Yeah, but not the Texas sports ship.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm Yeah, you wanted to hear he

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Speaker 2: got some brisket with his best friend before the game

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Speaker 2: and reminiscing about the old time ship.

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Speaker 4: You didn't want to.

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Speaker 5: Hear, Yeah, listen, I thought I thought it was just

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Speaker 5: gonna be a really good cap off to an incredible

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Speaker 5: story that they sold us from the whole game. But

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Speaker 5: then Bro got up there and was like, man, I

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Speaker 5: just wanted to give all credit to Jesus, and I

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Speaker 5: was like, that's not what I signed up for.

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Speaker 3: It television.

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Speaker 4: Like, Bro, like I want to hear you talk your ship.

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Speaker 4: This is your moment. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: So I mean what you say you saying, Jesus, don't

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Speaker 5: fuck with the Texas? Like, how did this even work?

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Speaker 5: When you bring Jesus the question? I always ad Bro,

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Speaker 5: so yeah so so, but hey, jokes on me. I'm

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Speaker 5: the one who's stuck around to hear or talk. You know,

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Speaker 5: you get what you sign up for. So, I mean,

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Speaker 5: the last time we heard of kick and talking was

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Speaker 5: that motherfucker at Kansas City who said that dumb shit right,

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Speaker 5: So you.

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Speaker 4: Know, motherfucking Nick Dorcas on Love is Blind? You know

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Speaker 4: what I do.

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Speaker 2: But you look like Hannah's little brother when he found out,

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Speaker 2: you know, when you heard that all credit to Jesus.

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Speaker 2: You're like, ye, put the specialist special teams right for

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Speaker 2: their surprise.

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Speaker 4: Church. I will say this like.

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Speaker 2: I'm more lenient to someone giving their testament when they

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Speaker 2: have a testament to give. If I was selling I'm

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Speaker 2: not a religious person, but if I was selling construction

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Speaker 2: material bricks and then got called up by an NFL

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Speaker 2: team and then set a franchise record for the longest

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Speaker 2: kick ever and made two field goals on national television.

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Speaker 2: He might not he might not get He might not

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Speaker 2: have believed in Jesus before the game started.

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Speaker 5: Tyler, that's very, very real. Yeah, yeah, you know, I

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Speaker 5: will probably talk that if I had not been for

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Speaker 5: the lower If you take me from a brick selling job,

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Speaker 5: there's the NFL money though, you know.

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Speaker 3: What I mean.

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Speaker 2: I'm imagining myself on TV doing that. And just like

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Speaker 2: everyone who knows me on social media, like Mike is

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Speaker 2: a stone cold atheist. I don't know where this is

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Speaker 2: coming from, but like someone must have spoken to him.

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Speaker 3: You gotta be a higher power. Though.

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Speaker 5: During the game today, speaking of you and your beliefs

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Speaker 5: on this, Mike, did you see your boys? Did you

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Speaker 5: see Debo putting hands on his kicking unit on the

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Speaker 5: long smacked up the long snappers and the kicker. The

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Speaker 5: kicker caught a fucking an incidental contact smack.

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Speaker 4: He did the three stoodents smack.

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Speaker 2: He said, yeh on the whole special teams on the loss.

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Speaker 5: On his long snapper and his kicker because they missed

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Speaker 5: three in a row, and he put hands on the Motherfuckers.

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Speaker 1: He also probably tired of hand all that motherfucking Trump

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Speaker 1: shit in his fucking you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but he.

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Speaker 2: Dragon and it was it was a lot of funny

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Speaker 2: reactions to the Deebo Samuel shit. Someone pointed out after

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Speaker 2: he choked choke pushed the long snapper, he kind of

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Speaker 2: like walked away real quick, like he was like knew

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Speaker 2: there was gonna be repercussions. He was like, it was like, deeva, no,

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Speaker 2: you're not afraid the long snapper is gonna.

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Speaker 4: Hit you back. Bro.

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Speaker 2: This man's job is no human being on Earth points

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Speaker 2: their booty hole higher to the sky than an NFL

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Speaker 2: long snapper.

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Speaker 5: A longsiver such a wild job because it's like, hey,

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Speaker 5: nobody can snap this moment fucker further than out there,

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Speaker 5: like that is your claiming fing and and it's such

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Speaker 5: a unique skill that there's a job for it.

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Speaker 4: On on thirty two teas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually have a homie who that was his

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Speaker 2: whole fucking plan was he raised his kid to be

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Speaker 2: a long snapper and he made it to the NFL

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Speaker 2: that it was like, hey, it's a college scholarship. There's

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Speaker 2: no one competing for the job, but you're not. You're

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Speaker 2: not allowed to touch him. You literally can't even tap

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Speaker 2: him on top of the head. Is it's the only

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Speaker 2: contact free position in football. Every NCAA team has a

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Speaker 2: scholarship for that position. Every NFL team as well. The

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Speaker 2: Chargers had a long snapper that went to LBCC. He

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Speaker 2: was there for like thirteen years, make a league minimum,

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Speaker 2: making a cool three hundred thousand dollars a year to

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Speaker 2: go out there, put his booty holes straight to the sky.

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Speaker 4: But am I right? I mean, you you're an inverted pyramid.

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Speaker 4: Your your forehead is on the ground.

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Speaker 5: You do need to have a mean arst. You gotta

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Speaker 5: be able to them up fifteen yards.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: You gotta get that power from somewhere.

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Speaker 2: You know. They they have combines, they do long snapper

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Speaker 2: combines now for high school kids and ship It's like

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Speaker 2: can you knock over It's like carnival games. Can you

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Speaker 2: knock over these milk cartons from twenty five yards with

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Speaker 2: your long snap?

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Speaker 4: Like they really they really have contexts for that.

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Speaker 3: You I'll probably watch about somebody did.

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Speaker 2: Somebody did the lethal shooter ship where they like spun

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Speaker 2: spun the cap off a bottle with the football.

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Speaker 4: A long snap and yes we need to see that.

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Speaker 4: Well this is I saw this ship like two years ago.

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Speaker 6: But that.

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Speaker 2: Bro as a as a as a sports writer is

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Speaker 2: I don't even have a frame of reference for what

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Speaker 2: she is interested so much weird ship these high school

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Speaker 2: kids post now, I guess, yeah, that makes sense. That

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Speaker 2: would be interesting. Professional booty tutors out here fucking taking

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Speaker 2: the caps off of water bottles.

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Speaker 7: The chad said, lethal snapper. They also said Jackson will

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Speaker 7: hate that ship.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, Jackson. Jackson will.

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Speaker 3: About you. Jack They're all over me.

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Speaker 1: They sent the video to me talking about like talking

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Speaker 1: about Jackson Gonna.

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Speaker 6: I haven't gotten I haven't gotten this.

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Speaker 4: I mean because the talent he's displaying, it's undeniable. Bro,

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Speaker 4: who can do that?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 2: And he's and it's a harmless account like it's that

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Speaker 2: that's I mean, that's the real reason you're a hater

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Speaker 2: is because you're hating someone that should not even enter

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Speaker 2: into the realm of having an opinion about them, and

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Speaker 2: you hate him.

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Speaker 6: I just think it's corny as hell.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 2: It's like when people are like, I hate I hate

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Speaker 2: partially here's what partially.

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Speaker 7: He's a trick shot who deposits himself a superstar shooter. No,

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Speaker 7: you're a trick shot artist.

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Speaker 3: But he cold as shooting.

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Speaker 4: He is. He's a very good shooter.

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Speaker 3: But now he's a trick shot.

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Speaker 6: He's not doing that anymore.

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Speaker 4: He's a trick.

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Speaker 3: Social media not a.

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Speaker 7: Problem with trick shot artist, Just like, be transparent about

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Speaker 7: the fact that you're like all the good trick shot

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Speaker 7: artists on the internet are like, this took me twelve

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Speaker 7: hundred tries. This took me six hours because this is

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Speaker 7: hard to do, and he is trying to tell us

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Speaker 7: all that he's doing it on his second try.

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Speaker 3: He didn't say that, He just showed us try.

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Speaker 6: You don't think that's it. I'm not saying it's a

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Speaker 6: second try.

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Speaker 7: You don't think the implications that he's getting it in

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Speaker 7: like one minute.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't feel that way at off, like you

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Speaker 1: really a lot of effort into it. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: feel that way. Do you feel that way when he's

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Speaker 1: doing it?

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Speaker 2: I don't feel that way. I don't feel like he

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Speaker 2: represented it that way. I don't think that's I think

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Speaker 2: you're just biased something going on.

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Speaker 4: Hey, look, bro, John, are you cardloading for later, Tyler,

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Speaker 4: what were you gonna say?

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Speaker 3: Don't ignore that.

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Speaker 5: During the Gummy Bear water bottle shop, people were pointing

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Speaker 5: to the clouds and like, bro, the clouds are like

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Speaker 5: the same.

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Speaker 4: There hasn't been a lot of time.

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Speaker 2: We got cloud cloud notoriously quick moving, we got we

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Speaker 6: Josh is a man who understands ball. Okay, that's what

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Speaker 2: Today, let's talk about someone we all agree that we hate,

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Speaker 4: Quote.

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Speaker 2: By the way, we know where the sun is going

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Speaker 4: We do not know.

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Speaker 2: We do know where the damn sun is going to

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Speaker 2: be in our own stadium. Someone asks why not put

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Speaker 2: Everybody's got the same thing. Every team that comes in

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Speaker 2: where the sun is. You get to know that almost

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Speaker 2: a year in advance, someone asked me about the sun?

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Speaker 4: What about the sun? Where's the moon? Yea?

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 4: Yo. He's lost it, like Donald Trump on the campaign trail.

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Speaker 3: He's absolutely lost it.

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Speaker 4: Listen, bro.

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Speaker 5: First of all, well, first of all, what is the

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Speaker 5: And second of all, the motherfucker is saying we know

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Speaker 5: Why are you navigating around the sun like a fucking

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Speaker 1: Ass?

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Speaker 4: Shit is this? Bro?

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Speaker 5: This is football you're talking about. Yeah, we know the

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Speaker 5: son's gonna be port or starboard, so.

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Speaker 4: It's probably who's the goddamn curtains? Like? Why the fuck this?

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Speaker 5: Why does that even need to be something that y'all

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Speaker 2: He's trusting Mike McCarthy to navigate him to French Polynesia

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Speaker 5: You selected from the son to be starboard when it

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Speaker 5: Doing a fucking close the curtains, goddamn dog. We know

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Speaker 2: Jerry Jerry Jones before every game, just sitting in the

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Speaker 5: For now magella ass nigga dogs, that's called gamo faces.

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Speaker 4: We know how to maneuver with the sun.

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Speaker 7: Maybe maybe there's actually a clue in here as to

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Speaker 2: That it might be the Cowboys fall to three and six,

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Speaker 3: Is that out.

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Speaker 5: And I hate that because all my ship tongue goes

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Speaker 5: he's a family, go only in on Dak's out and

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Speaker 4: I mean, they're negative eighty two on point differential. You

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Speaker 7: Did you see did you see the reporter who asked

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Speaker 6: About Dak's like value relative to the team.

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Speaker 7: A reporter on the scrum after the game asked Jerry Jones, like,

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Speaker 7: And Jerry was like, I don't understand the question. She

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Speaker 7: was like, it's fear to god.

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Speaker 4: He was like, I don't.

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Speaker 6: Can you ask me again? I don't get it. And

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Speaker 7: You see what it's like when he's not here and

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Speaker 7: but we won three games when he was playing.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this, dude is so angry. He just

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Speaker 3: can't stand this.

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Speaker 4: Sell the team, brother, sell that team. Did you see

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Speaker 4: the ship?

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Speaker 5: Michael Parsons said no, All right, hold on, lot, let

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Speaker 5: He basically said he didn't give a fuck about Mike McCarthy,

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Speaker 5: and shit. I was like, I have never quite heard

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Speaker 4: I just think, okay, go ahead, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, after this game, Michael Parsons, linebacker for the Cowboys,

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Speaker 5: said Mike can leave and go wherever he wants. Mike McCarthy,

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Speaker 4: Guys.

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Speaker 4: That's crazy.

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Speaker 7: When you described that quote, I thought that it was

449
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 7: gonna be some sort of like euphemism for I don't

450
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,680
Speaker 7: care about Mike McCarthy.

451
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 6: He literally said, Mike, I can't.

452
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,640
Speaker 4: Give a fuck about I can go wherever the fuck

453
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,440
Speaker 4: he goes. Eric, grown up, Eric cartmon take his as

454
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 4: thirty one other cities.

455
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,160
Speaker 5: Tell the motherfucker Mike, not coach, not not coach McCarthy.

456
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 5: He called the motherfucker Mike. I don't give a fuck

457
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:18,120
Speaker 5: about Mike. That's wild, bro, motherfucking I just I think.

458
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:22,639
Speaker 2: It's incredible that, like Jerry Jones fired good old Jimmy John,

459
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,959
Speaker 2: like when he should not have fired him obviously, and

460
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,640
Speaker 2: then he has spent the like he got so much

461
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 2: criticism for that that he's gonna spend the rest of

462
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 2: his life hanging on to bad coaches for too long.

463
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like he gave.

464
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy and Jason Garrett so much more space that

465
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 2: he gave a dude who is cashing in super Bowl

466
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 2: championships bro, Like and they haven't won ship since then.

467
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 5: That is so funny to me, Yeah, because I mean

468
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 5: that's that's the thing about him though, Like him and

469
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 5: Jimmy John, like like they were college homies, right, Like,

470
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 5: you know, Jimmy wasn't gonna take his ship. Jimmy was

471
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,040
Speaker 5: gonna be like nah nah, you know, and they but

472
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,679
Speaker 5: it heads a lot, and that's not what That's not

473
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 5: what Jerry wants.

474
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 4: He wants do boys, he wants yes man, you know

475
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:05,880
Speaker 4: what I mean.

476
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, I heard someone told a story about uh oh,

477
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 2: I think it was Troy Aigman told a story about

478
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 2: about Jerry Jones that was like, Uh, someone was complaining

479
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,120
Speaker 2: to him about like the private jet that they were

480
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:20,879
Speaker 2: flying was going to pick someone else up, or so

481
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 2: it was gonna like it was gonna take him longer

482
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 2: to get back because he wanted to like go somewhere

483
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 2: else first or something, and they're complaining, and he said,

484
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,879
Speaker 2: Jerry Jones looked at him and said, well, when you

485
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 2: make fifteen billion dollars and buy an NFL team, you

486
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,879
Speaker 2: can tell the plane to go wherever you want the

487
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 2: plane to go.

488
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 1: I got to come back to That sounds like the

489
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 1: truth to me, though, you know what I mean.

490
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:45,719
Speaker 3: I don't know.

491
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 5: Brother, score one for Soggy, you know what I mean.

492
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 3: You gotta put Homie in his place, you know what

493
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 3: I mean?

494
00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 4: I Am score one for Soggy cool, all right? Face

495
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 4: any other NFL stuff.

496
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 2: We talked about the Niners, Deebo Samuels personally bullying the

497
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 2: special teams. The Commanders lost a great game. Oh did

498
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 2: you see the quote from Mike Tomlin after the game

499
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 2: when someone when they asked him about comparing Jayden Daniels

500
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 2: and Lamar Jackson Tyler.

501
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 4: No, I didn't see that.

502
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm gonna get this up, so I get

503
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: the exact exact quote. It was a perfect because the

504
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 2: first of all, the Steelers are about to play the

505
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 2: Ravens too, So he said. They asked him, They're like, oh,

506
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 2: you know, uh, Jalen Daniels, does he remind you of

507
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson? And he said, man, be real slow comparing

508
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 2: people to Lamar Jackson.

509
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 4: That's a multi time MVP. That's mister Jackson.

510
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 2: We're gonna play mister Jackson in a couple of weeks.

511
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 4: Have you seen Lamar this fucking season? Crazy? Have you seen?

512
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 5: It's so wild that a two time MVP is playing

513
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 5: the best football of his life and has taken it

514
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 5: to an even higher level. He's faster, It's it's let's

515
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 5: listen bro that Yeah, the he's he's so much faster,

516
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 5: so much shift here in that fucking arm is just

517
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 5: so much more ridiculous this season. Like the passes in

518
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 5: reason that he's making this year.

519
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

520
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 2: He has twenty seven hundred yards. He's second in the

521
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 2: league in yardage. He's tied for most passing touchdowns with

522
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 2: twenty four of twenty four, he's only thrown two interceptions,

523
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 2: and he's leading the league and quarterback rating as well.

524
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 7: At this rate, he's almost certainly become a third time MVP,

525
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 7: and he will become the only the seventh.

526
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 6: Player in the NFL history to win at least three

527
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 6: m vps.

528
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 7: The other six being Jim Brown, Johnny united Is, Brett Favre,

529
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 7: Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, and Aaron Rodgers.

530
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 3: How did he get faster? How do you get?

531
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 4: Lost?

532
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 3: Wait?

533
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 6: This offseason?

534
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 3: Lost? Wait?

535
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 4: He said? I I.

536
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 2: He said he felt like he overcompensated, put on too

537
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 2: much weight to try and deal with the physical stress,

538
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 2: and was just like, I gotta be able to embarrass people.

539
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 4: Bro, it's not me.

540
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 3: Got to get niggas off their feet, you know what

541
00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 3: I mean? Came from speaking.

542
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: Of multi time MVPs who've taken their game to another level.

543
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 2: The fucking turnaround on the Nuggets led by Nikola Jokic.

544
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: Let me just read his stat line tonight, but he's

545
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,919
Speaker 2: at his average over the last two weeks is like

546
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 2: the most preposterous shit ever. Tonight alone thirty seven points,

547
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: eighteen rebounds, fifteen assists, the first ever thirty five eighteen

548
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 2: to fifteen game anyone's ever had thirteen to twenty one

549
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 2: shooting three of three from three. They beat the Mavericks

550
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 2: by two points and are now after the slow start.

551
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 2: That was their one, two, three, four, five, fifth win

552
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: in a row to get to seven and three. And

553
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 2: it does feel like Michael Malone has kind of unlocked

554
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 2: something with the lineup they put out there. But Jokic

555
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: is obviously the most important part of that because he

556
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: just he's bringing a new definition to lock in with

557
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 2: what he's done since the slow start the season.

558
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 4: That Yokic just happens so far.

559
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 5: Bro Like, Like, I think most of us were out

560
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 5: on Denver as like being a legit championship contender. I

561
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 5: was out on them, and they had a bumpy start

562
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 5: this season, and and you know, I think a big

563
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 5: reason why a lot of us were out of them

564
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 5: is that there's flaws and there's holes in this roster

565
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 5: that weren't there on that championship roster, right like, like

566
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 5: this is a inferior roster compared to that, and and

567
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 5: in in a West where there's fucking four or five

568
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 5: teams that can legitimately win that ship and there's.

569
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 3: No fear compared to last season. You know what I'm saying?

570
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

571
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, But Bro to see fucking the best

572
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 5: player in the world. Say, you know what if I

573
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 5: become the best assists player in the world.

574
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 4: It's just been wild as fuck.

575
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 5: It's it feels like it's and you know, these are

576
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 5: the situations that I love the most when we see

577
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 5: superstars elevate their ship.

578
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 4: Right where where you see an.

579
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 5: All time, all world, all great player who's on a

580
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 5: roster where he knows he's gonna have to do a

581
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 5: little bit more because this is a flawed roster and

582
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 5: I need to step my ship up to to make

583
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 5: sure that that we're you know, legitate like we saw it,

584
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 5: you know, like like oh, five oh six Cody comes

585
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 5: to so to mine off top when you think of that, right,

586
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 5: like one of my favorite fucking seasons ever and Bro,

587
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 5: and it's just like like we're seeing a fucking point

588
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 5: center lock in on some five o six Cody shit,

589
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 5: Like I have to go out here and be the

590
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 5: best fucking version of me every night, and we're seeing

591
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 5: it and it's just fucking mind blowing.

592
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: And it doesn't look difficult, you know what I'm saying,

593
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: Like you look at the numbers and it's like this

594
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: player didn't look like they did like work this hard

595
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: to get here, you know what I'm saying, Like he

596
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,959
Speaker 1: makes being great looks so easy. I don't know if

597
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 1: I've seen how many players that we've seen being great

598
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: look that easy. I mean, but when I look at

599
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: him playing, that's how I feel. I'm like, this Nigga

600
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,199
Speaker 1: is like he's going crazy, but it just seems like

601
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 1: this is just what he does, even in the playoffs

602
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: when we watch him as well, Like when he's doing

603
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: his numbers are insane and we're.

604
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 3: Shocked by it.

605
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: But it's just just crazy gee, Like I didn't think

606
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: it could get any better, and he just continues to

607
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: do it.

608
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 2: Pretty fucking special, all right, Uh, I want to talk about.

609
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 3: As crazy, you know what I'm saying. It's like, God, damn, bro.

610
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 9: He did like a fucking fist a gas station pickle.

611
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 3: You look like a good like a hot link, like

612
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 3: a bag of hot links. You know. You know what

613
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Because out.

614
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 5: Here gonna explode when you right put a little more

615
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 5: here than that motherfucker gonna burst.

616
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 1: You feel me and he going crazy crazy, it's just

617
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: so wild, Like you know what I'm saying, make it

618
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: look easy, which is crazy.

619
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 2: I want to talk about Jannis in the Bucks lost

620
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 2: to the Celtics tonight. Uh, Jannis went for a high

621
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 2: five from Jalen Brown and that did the too cool.

622
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 5: How you that man has taken dad jokes to the

623
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 5: physical realm now, like he with that nineteen eighty four ass.

624
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 3: He was so proud of himself when he did his smile.

625
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 2: Is guy, Yeah, yeah, I I the only Yeah, you're right.

626
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 2: He's like, we need to pull the finger, we need

627
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 2: the tap on the opposite side of someone's shoulder.

628
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 5: I still put on I'm still a tapper on the

629
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 5: opposite side guy right now.

630
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 2: And then he did that ship to me at the

631
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: baseball game of the day.

632
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 4: What did you guys? What do you guys think?

633
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 2: First of all, the utter meltdown that's going on in Milwaukee,

634
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 2: obviously I think they're two and eight now, Giannis doing

635
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: his best, I guess to have fun. But also it

636
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: kind of reaches that point of like, you don't love,

637
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 2: obviously the coaching staff that they brought in, but you

638
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: do at some point there has to be some ownership

639
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 2: of the players of the fact that they are, you know,

640
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 2: two and eight, You honest obviously had a monster game today.

641
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 2: But I don't know, man, it's it's it's looking real.

642
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 2: Start selling stuff off over there in Milwaukee.

643
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 5: Bro. Like I said in the group chat, I'll be

644
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 5: surprised if this team makes it out of this month.

645
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 5: I'll be surprised of this. If they don't blow this

646
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 5: shit up before December. I just do not see them

647
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 5: making any But I mean, and at the same time,

648
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 5: they're still in a really, you know, shitty situation where Dame.

649
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 5: You know, twenty twenty four, Dame is not the same

650
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 5: fucking Dame that was on the market when Milwaukee first.

651
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 4: Picked them up.

652
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 5: You know, you have Yanna Yannis who had that fucking

653
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 5: hilarious foreboding court at the top of the season, like, hey,

654
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 5: you know, if things don't click, you know, sometimes I know,

655
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 5: seams have to make big trades. So they might get

656
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 5: me out of here. They might get me out here.

657
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 5: I might be a warrior. We don't know, what a shame.

658
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 4: If I were to get sent to one of the

659
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 4: four following.

660
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 5: Cities, right me going to Miami from Milwaukee in December,

661
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 5: that would be tough. But but yeah, it's I don't know,

662
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 5: I know, it's a shitty situation for them.

663
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 4: To figure out.

664
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 5: But I do think that they know that they just

665
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 5: cannot proceed as it is, Bro, I want to read,

666
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 5: I want to Bucks.

667
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 4: I guess that was the moment of silence. I want

668
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 4: to I want to one of the other things.

669
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: We do have to watch a bunch of them just

670
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,239
Speaker 1: looking at the numbers, and obviously is what it is.

671
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 2: Our guy ty Wendish, who we had on to uh

672
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 2: to discuss the Bucks before, has been just seething on

673
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: his timeline and and and putting a lot of blame

674
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 2: on the players also of just like, like, at some

675
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: point you have to say, if it's the same problem

676
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: with like stagnancy and the ball not moving and Jannis

677
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 2: holding the ball for too long, at some point you

678
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 2: have to say the same ship we say about Aaron Rodgers,

679
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 2: like you can rotate the coach all you want, but

680
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 2: if you are part of the problem, you're part of

681
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: the problem. Is he fo tweeted, KG screamed anything as

682
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: possible because they won with Doc Rivers as the head

683
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: coach got his ass.

684
00:31:53,480 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 5: Yeah take that, Glinn. Doc Rivers is such a cool

685
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 5: name for such an underwhelming coach.

686
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 10: Bro.

687
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 5: It's just it's Doc Rivers that should be the coolest

688
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 5: motherfucking coach of all time. Bro, that should be a

689
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 5: motherfucker with multiple like Game seven wins. Instead he has

690
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 5: the most one three, three one leads blown like Doc River.

691
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 5: That's a Riverbrooke gambler name.

692
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 4: Bro. You know what I'm saying. He cool.

693
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he keeps getting jobs, you know what

694
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: I mean, like and under being underwhelming and still you

695
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, like tripping his way up one

696
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: of last time he's seen a black man accidentally get opportunity.

697
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. He might just be the

698
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 3: coolest motherfucker on the planet out off court.

699
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Great Dad, I don't know.

700
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 5: Listen, bro, if you were in a fucking if you

701
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 5: were if you were in an eighteen eighties saloon at

702
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 5: the table, right, and a dude walks in and everyone's like,

703
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 5: who's that?

704
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 4: Who's that? He's like, it's Doc Rivers, right, and then.

705
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 3: Motherfucker on his nose. You feel what I'm saying.

706
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 5: But then this motherfucker, Doc Rivers, he comes up to

707
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 5: the crap table and he rolls god damn straight up

708
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 5: snake like three ones or some shit like that's who

709
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 5: Doc Rivers is.

710
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 4: Bro, cool ass name, but fucking no results.

711
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 3: With your doc Rivers voice makes him seem pretty cool.

712
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 4: Gee.

713
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 6: You know.

714
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: Hey, you know, I mean.

715
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 3: I'd hang with that nigga.

716
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:16,959
Speaker 2: Bro.

717
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 3: That's that's that's like one of your favorite uncles. You

718
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 3: feel me? Yeah, wild ass stories.

719
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: Every time doc Rivers comes up in casual conversation, I say,

720
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 2: you know, I know my friend makes it does the

721
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 2: best doc Rivers impression of any pression on planet earths.

722
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 4: And people are always like, I didn't even know there.

723
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: Was such a thing as a doc Rivers impressions, like

724
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 2: you haven't heard my friend Tyler's doc Rivers impression.

725
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 4: That's why.

726
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 5: Let me tell you, buddy, I feel like you're writing

727
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 5: that eighteen eighty eight saloon.

728
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 2: All right, John got accidental, Bronson's John. We're very proud

729
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 2: of you. Accident and an old school.

730
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 4: Twitter account, cool little honor. Yeah, yeah, I do.

731
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: And I think you've both been on there multiple times.

732
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: But John was on there for tweeting at my baby

733
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 2: girls school Halloween party, hiding in the corner.

734
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 4: Stripping chicken wings butt naked.

735
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 3: That is.

736
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,439
Speaker 1: I don't know any other way to say that, though,

737
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: Like you had to kind of like speak, you know

738
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, that's the only way to describe

739
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: that situation.

740
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 3: Bro. I was telling Jackson earlier, it was funny, is

741
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 3: baby boy was strapped to me.

742
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I had I was whold homie,

743
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: you feel me? And so I'm cracking that ship in

744
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: the corner, you know what I mean.

745
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 3: I look down. He got crumbs on his head and

746
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 3: ship like, I mean, crumbs on man's head. Nigg I'm

747
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 3: on my real savage ship. Bro. I know, I it's

748
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,919
Speaker 3: supposed to be talking to these folks. I just didn't

749
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 3: have it in me.

750
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 4: Dog.

751
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 2: You know that's the That's the that's the second second

752
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 2: baby difference right there.

753
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I'm not trying to keep it cute.

754
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 2: What's the difference between the first and second baby eating

755
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 2: chicken crumbs off your infant's head.

756
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 4: That's the difference.

757
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 3: In public. I'm looking at looking at me in my eyes,

758
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, bitch.

759
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 11: This was got some sauce on it.

760
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: I mean, fried chicken like this in front of white

761
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: people don't like straight up, that's the second.

762
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 4: All right. I believe we've reached the dookie butt of

763
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 4: the week portion. Of the podcast.

764
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: Do we have a chat dookie butt of the week

765
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 2: or or chat assemble a douky butt of the week

766
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 2: and we'll go first. I'm gonna go first. Anthony Davis

767
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 2: is my dookie butt of the week.

768
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 4: It's time. This is this is what I tweeted earlier today.

769
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 2: Anthony Davis gets poked in the eyes more than the

770
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 2: three stooges.

771
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 4: It's time to goggle up.

772
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 3: God was a hard look.

773
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 4: Goggle up. Do you want to be on the court

774
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 4: or not?

775
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 3: So funny?

776
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 4: I don't know.

777
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 2: The last time I watched the Lakers game, Anthony Davis

778
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 2: didn't get poked in the eye, Bro, But he literally

779
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 2: gets poked in the eye every fucking game. Goggle up, Bro,

780
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 2: they make protective they make protective gear for getting poked

781
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 2: in the eyes.

782
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 4: Bro. Get the kareems. Get the fucking infinity symbol goggles.

783
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 3: Bro.

784
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 2: Something he had to lead. He was in the locker

785
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,439
Speaker 2: room from getting poked in the eye. He got poked

786
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 2: so hard to night, BRO.

787
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 6: Sounds like money.

788
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 5: But should he have to wear goggles on some protective

789
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 5: ship instead of some vision ship?

790
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?

791
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 5: Like, Yeah, I don't think you're going to convince someone

792
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 5: to take a measure as far as wearing goggles or

793
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 5: you're just not gonna look like a cool basketball player.

794
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 3: Bro.

795
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 4: You know his brand is having a uni brow. Bro.

796
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 3: Like there's the sunglasses, there's alass.

797
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 5: Just feel like you're knowing all you're cool out the

798
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 5: window if you try to wear goggles, Bro, I don't think.

799
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 5: I don't think you're gonna sell someone on on that

800
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 5: they need to make that move for ship that gets

801
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 5: done to them and not like some vision issues.

802
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not even talking about selling them. Have

803
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 2: you ever been poked in the eye really hard?

804
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 4: Week out?

805
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 6: Bro?

806
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 4: Give me yeah, give me all the goggles, Bro, give

807
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 4: me the door.

808
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 2: I used that I wore fucking respects because I had

809
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 2: because my glasses were this fucking thick and I had

810
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: started wearing them when I was eighteen months old. Dog oh, Bro,

811
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 2: I had no other option, John, But.

812
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 3: After my eyes is looking like blue group and.

813
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 4: They look like that.

814
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: Niggas using this respects slic on fire nigga.

815
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 2: We would being a being a dumb motherfucker myself, we

816
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 2: would like I would have.

817
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,919
Speaker 4: You could punch him. The silicone on them was so thick.

818
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 2: You could fucking punch right in the middle of the

819
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 2: ship and I wouldn't even I wouldn't even feel it.

820
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 4: Bro, you do whatever you wanted these goggles.

821
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,720
Speaker 1: You remember, were you playing with those goggles Soccer and basketball? Okay,

822
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: so you just walked out there and you'd be like,

823
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 1: just let the mother, yeah said respects.

824
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: No mine, set lens crafters because we got the cheap

825
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 2: and we got the only ones we could afford it.

826
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: Just straight up set lens crafters on the.

827
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 3: This nigga had off brand.

828
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 4: I had the Generics. Bro. It was a red strap.

829
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 4: It was a bright ass red strap.

830
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 3: Dude.

831
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 2: Hey, that's why when I told you, what did they

832
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 2: put me in the game to do. They put me

833
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 2: in the game to foul people hard. That's what they

834
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 2: put me in. That's what the that's what they in

835
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 2: the game to do.

836
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 3: Bro, check in with lens craft.

837
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 4: You six ft two with big ass calves, and I'm.

838
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 2: Gonna send you a picture. I'm gonna I'm gonna send

839
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 2: you a picture. I would say what I got when

840
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 2: I when I got older. When I got older, I stopped,

841
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 2: I stopped wearing that. But I to my detriment because

842
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 2: I cannot see ship without my glasses on. But this

843
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 2: is I was like, I was like eight, you know,

844
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 2: I was like seven, eight years old. I was a

845
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 2: little kid doing it. But I would literally just go

846
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 2: in and like the kids said something. I was like,

847
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 2: you better not be within arms distancing me brother the

848
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: next time we.

849
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 4: Go down the course, because I.

850
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 3: Am going to did you have on l a gear

851
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 3: or something like that? We have like the highest high tops.

852
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: It seemed like those always came together like a nigga

853
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: had on the David Robinson's and some ship.

854
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

855
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 3: You feel me? Remember David rob had them big ass.

856
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 3: He always had the highest fucking possible.

857
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: I had that one busted pair of Jordan's bro I

858
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 2: told you that pair of shoes though, Yeah, but.

859
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 4: That was it.

860
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: That was the one pair of my My parents and

861
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 2: grandparents were like, we're gonna get him.

862
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 4: We're gonna get him one pair.

863
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 2: Of I definitely heards guys.

864
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 6: The Chat, the Chat.

865
00:39:52,520 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 10: Wisdom has coined the name Mike Rambis Wisdom. The Chat

866
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 10: has never lost except for that he's talking about the shooter,

867
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 10: but other than that, they've never lost.

868
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 2: And also then betting against John and the race that

869
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 2: was a That was a big l for the chat

870
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 2: that the race happened. John won by six seconds. Chat,

871
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 2: how you feel about that? Ship should have dig your science?

872
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 4: Nigga, Uh Tyler, you're dookie butt of the week.

873
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 5: Ship, I forgot who the fuck I picked, man, I

874
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 5: had somebody.

875
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 4: John your dookie butt of the week. We'll come back here.

876
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 4: We'll come back here.

877
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 3: Must y'all see that picture him from the side.

878
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 4: Nigga.

879
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 3: That niggas that nigga.

880
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: That nigga built like like he built like a gult nigga.

881
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 3: He built like the sound your throat makes when you

882
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 3: swallowed up.

883
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: I saw that nigga and heard, Damn, ship, bro, he's

884
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 1: built like a built like a throat.

885
00:40:56,360 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 3: Nigga. You look like a thor you know what I'm saying.

886
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: God damn you got money to walk around looking like

887
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: this Themali.

888
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 3: Goddamn bitch, You're.

889
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: The dumbest, richest motherfucker on the planet.

890
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 3: So weird a.

891
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 4: Jack the week.

892
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 7: My dukie butt of the week is the Atlanta Falcons

893
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 7: for losing to an actual doukie butt of the week.

894
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 6: The New Orleans Saints fired their head coach last week.

895
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 7: They have a new head coach, first time ever head

896
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 7: coaching a game, pulled off a miraculous win to snap

897
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 7: a seven game losing streak. And before the game, apparently

898
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 7: he was nervous or maybe not just maybe he's living

899
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 7: his life, and he uh clogged the toilet in the

900
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 7: coach's locker room and thought to himself, gonna be a

901
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 7: crappy day, and then goes out, this is on record.

902
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 6: He said this to a reporter and then went out,

903
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 6: your beats said, and then you're gonna go be at

904
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 6: the Atlanta Falcons.

905
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 7: So the Falcons are actually the dookie but of the

906
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 7: week for losing to to the dookie bot.

907
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 4: I haven't clogged the toilet in a long time, bro,

908
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,240
Speaker 4: that's a young.

909
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 3: Toilet, like probably three months ago. And my people a

910
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 3: rather people careb.

911
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 2: If you clogged it in lot toilet, that's like worth

912
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 2: ten that's that's ten o'clock toilet.

913
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: Toilet, but trip off this had to ask them where's

914
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: your mops?

915
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it. I got it.

916
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 11: It's so weird where you flushy and it like flushes

917
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 11: three times and it does the elon musk and when

918
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 11: it did, I try to turn the water off. You

919
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 11: feel me then making the time my nigga, you feel me.

920
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 4: There's no moment like.

921
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 2: We don't live in a world where saber tooth tigers

922
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 2: are hunting us anymore, but our brains still have the

923
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 2: exact same reaction when that water in the toy it

924
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 2: starts coming up, you know what I mean.

925
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: Luckily I do the courtesy flush, so there was no

926
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: feces in the toilet when it went over, you know

927
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

928
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 3: So, but if I was, if I was, you know.

929
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: Just sitting in that motherfucking ship for fifteen minutes and

930
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: then flushing and that happened, Broy.

931
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 3: I couldn't have shown my face no more. It might

932
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 3: have ruined our marriage. It would have been crazy.

933
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 4: We used to. I had a friend named Robert Lebue.

934
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 4: That's a real name.

935
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 2: In middle school, my friend Robert Lebue, who's an airline

936
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 2: Did y'all call him?

937
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 3: Did y'all call him you lebu?

938
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 4: We call him Bobby Leabue, Bro Bobby Bobby Lebu, Oh

939
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 4: called him Bobby Labou.

940
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 2: He would come over and if he stood up in

941
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 2: your house, you would be like, no, take you now,

942
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 2: we're gonna get us all in trouble, Bobby, don't do it.

943
00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 6: You're kidding.

944
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 4: Go back home.

945
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 3: We at Bobby's reputation.

946
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 4: This is a truth. This is a truth. So you

947
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,280
Speaker 4: can smell the ship in the backyard.

948
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 2: Bro.

949
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm the big nigga.

950
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 2: I had a homie, hold on, hold on, we we

951
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 2: we weighed him at my house one time. He was

952
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 2: before he went into the bathroom and after he came out,

953
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 2: he lost eleven pounds.

954
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 8: Bro.

955
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 3: Come on, he might have been the type of nigga

956
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 3: that didn't shit a lot.

957
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: He was.

958
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 2: He was shipped like twice a week, bro, but it

959
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 2: was someone else nice a week. Yes, and he would

960
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 2: do this someone else's house. He lost eleven pounds, Bro.

961
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: Do you think twice a week is shitting a lot?

962
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 4: No, I'm saying he doesn't sht.

963
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: I would say I agree with him, h okay, yeah

964
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, because I'm like, I'm being honest with you.

965
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: I was the type of nigga I shit every four

966
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: days when I was younger. You feel me, But I

967
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: had it's for fucking forty eight minutes.

968
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 3: It was I don't know why. It kind of like,

969
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 3: you know, I don't know. I think like I was

970
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 3: ripping the run and doing shit. I don't know why.

971
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 3: And I ate so much shit.

972
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: Too, so it's crazy. But my nigg I had a want.

973
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: I wanted the players on the team on the squad

974
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: of college. Jamal, this nigga shit.

975
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 3: In my toilet, Bro.

976
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: I smelled that nigga walking down the hall into my room.

977
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 3: I'm like this in a pipe busting this bitch. What

978
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 3: the fuck is walk in that bitch?

979
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 2: He on that.

980
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 3: Motherfucker with the door open.

981
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: Dog, you nasty ass nigga, take that shit home, Take

982
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: that shit home. You and this ship got to go

983
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: now crazy, I still low key kind of smell it.

984
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: Twenty years later, Nigga I was nineteen, a sophomore in college.

985
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 3: Nigga Jamal goofy ass.

986
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 6: Man and this is your segment sponsored by Madame Saw.

987
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 4: But he was up.

988
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 3: He said he didn't see.

989
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 4: He said he fiber capsules. Brothers.

990
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said he shipped like every ten days. He's

991
00:45:58,800 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: like nigga shit like.

992
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 11: When it came to it, when it came, he had

993
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 11: his ship because he's about a pop Nigga.

994
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: That nigga was about to explode. He said, when nature calls,

995
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 3: Nigga only called every ten days.

996
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 4: But nigga, that's crazy.

997
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 2: I was.

998
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: I would go like I would go like a Sunday

999
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: to a Thursday and not ship, and being that motherfucker

1000
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 1: ever your stomach didn't hurt.

1001
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 3: Bro, I would have the urge to ship.

1002
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: I was a weird nigga, Like I didn't want to

1003
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 1: ship in public and all that type of ship like

1004
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: because I was in school all the time. Then I'd

1005
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: be at home and like the ship would have went

1006
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: back up and I wouldn't have.

1007
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 3: Thought about it. Like I was outside a lot.

1008
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 2: I would have done a lot of things to avoid

1009
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 2: shitting in the public. In the bathroom at Poly High School,

1010
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 2: I would tell you that I would rather shop. I

1011
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 2: would rather ship in the back of the bus.

1012
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: Like remember when you were shipping and a nigga would

1013
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,959
Speaker 1: like see your feet and he gonna they're gonna fire

1014
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: your ass and they're gonna toss They might toss some

1015
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 1: ship into the toilet.

1016
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 4: I remember it was wild. It was in the bathrooms and.

1017
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 3: Doing something. I was a nigga that was wild.

1018
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 4: And I remember one time, me and the homies, we

1019
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 4: was in the club.

1020
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 5: We was like twenty five, and we seen our homies

1021
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 5: shoes in the ship stall, and we was looking all

1022
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 5: home for right and then and then we seen him

1023
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 5: in the bathroom.

1024
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 4: We seen his ships, his shoes and this little ship.

1025
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 3: Star and so did they have no dress shoes? Dress shoes?

1026
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 5: He ain't have some shoes and recognized but but we

1027
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 5: went outside with man. When we stepped outside the bathroom,

1028
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 5: he called the nigga was like, hey, man, where you

1029
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 5: been at?

1030
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 3: Dog?

1031
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 5: And he's like, ship, where y'all at? Man, I'm looking

1032
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 5: for y'all. We stepped back in the bathrooms, like, nigga,

1033
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 5: we see your shoes right, and miss bitch blowing it up.

1034
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm gonna be honest with you.

1035
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 1: By the time I was twenty five, though, I guess

1036
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: because I'd known the life of not shipting.

1037
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 3: They got ship anywhere, Nigga, I didn't give a fuck.

1038
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 4: Bro, Yeah, we ain't get no you know, we all

1039
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 4: have bad nights. He was lying. It was like he

1040
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 4: was a ship.

1041
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 3: So now yall in front of him. So he tried

1042
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 3: to get away with it because he's gonna get flopped

1043
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 3: fired up.

1044
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: Anyway, I was I and I used to be the

1045
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: type of nigga that I would always go to the

1046
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: to the handicap joint because they had the most space,

1047
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: right you feel me. One time I was at Barnes

1048
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: and Noble. I would do my little reading and I

1049
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: go take a little you know what I'm saying. I

1050
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: had to leave afterwards. Bro, it was a nigga in

1051
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 1: the wheelchair. Look at me, dad and my soul when

1052
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 1: I got out of that bitch.

1053
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 4: Bro John.

1054
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: He rolled his motherfucking ass in, that brother, motherfucker and

1055
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: got the god damn knocking on the door and ship

1056
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: he could.

1057
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 3: He was kind of a right like nigga.

1058
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 2: I know that you can hear the wheels squeaking back.

1059
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 3: You know your your wheeling there right right right.

1060
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 4: Around your ship.

1061
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 3: Ain't no metal, got muscles on your legs and ship, I.

1062
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: Know there was the motherfucker's working good way.

1063
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 3: Brother walked down that bitch. He was sitting on that

1064
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: motherfucker with the two sticks crossed.

1065
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 4: Hey. I used to do Hey. You know, you know

1066
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 4: I was in a wheelchair for like six months in college.

1067
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 2: I used to park outside. I used to park outside.

1068
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 2: I used to park outside the handicap stall and just wait.

1069
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 2: Just to me, mug people, I don't even need.

1070
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,479
Speaker 4: To take a ship. I just want to make someone

1071
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 4: feel bad about using my fucking stall.

1072
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 3: I haven't. I haven't been in a handicaps.

1073
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 2: No, stand on your ten toes and you're capable of standing.

1074
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 3: Gone, bro, I know I feel I feel. I felt

1075
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 3: so bad John.

1076
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 4: One time I walked out of them and I listen

1077
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 4: to this. Hey, no, this is a true story. I

1078
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 4: walked out of a handicap stall.

1079
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 3: He really needed that, motherfucker.

1080
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 2: Hey, as someone who was in a wheelchair and still

1081
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 2: have my upper body, you could get off the fucking

1082
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 2: chair into a fucking regular toilet.

1083
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 4: But I did one.

1084
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 2: Time come out of the of the of the toilet

1085
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 2: at the fucking Barnes and Noble at Marina Pacifica, and

1086
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 2: it was a dude in a handicap and in a

1087
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 2: wheelchair sitting there and I just looked at him.

1088
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 4: I said, shiit, you know how it is, bro, And what.

1089
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 3: Worst experience ever? What's the worst place? I know this is?

1090
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 3: This is devolving like a motherfucker.

1091
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 2: I told you all about when I shipped my pants

1092
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 2: running from the police.

1093
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 4: I shook a meatball of ship out my fucking out

1094
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 4: my out my pants.

1095
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 2: When I got back to the apartment, cop tried to

1096
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 2: get me for Jaywalkings and I I had the ship.

1097
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 4: I was trying to get back.

1098
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 2: I was trying. We had to park across the street

1099
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 2: because we went at the student house. I had to

1100
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 2: run across the street. I was running across the street.

1101
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 2: I was holding off for dear life. I had a

1102
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 2: turtle head and a half bro and the fucking copo

1103
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 2: stay right there. When I was on the bride, I

1104
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 2: knew he had to go down to make the U turn.

1105
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 2: I was like, gom bro, But we were on the

1106
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 2: second story and by the time I got up there,

1107
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 2: I was just fucking I walked in and got in

1108
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 2: the bathroom, stepped into the shower, shut the ship out

1109
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 2: of my pants, had a meat ball in there.

1110
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 3: Nigga had a fist and ship.

1111
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 4: Ain't no way dog.

1112
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: Once I ship in the Walgreens, Bro, I was, I

1113
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: was moving, and in between moving, you know what I'm saying,

1114
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, I could probably make it back to

1115
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: the old crit because the water didn't work at the

1116
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: new spot yet.

1117
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,959
Speaker 3: We had you know what I'm saying, it was gonna

1118
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 3: turn on tomorrow. That type shit. I'm driving and.

1119
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not gonna make it I'm by the

1120
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: ship myself. Bro, you feel me like I gotta ghost one,

1121
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 1: pull up the Walgreens.

1122
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 3: I'm like beads of sweat.

1123
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: Goddamn, Like y'all need to use restaurants you get they

1124
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: gotta unlock that bitch.

1125
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you feel what I'm saying. Nigga came in that bitch.

1126
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 3: Motherfucker put my jacket off, shirt off.

1127
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: Niggas jacket and shirt on the ground in the walk.

1128
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 4: The walk I made that bitch ass naked.

1129
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 3: Bro, you can see the cart laste on the nigga.

1130
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 4: You do your lungs. Never tryouts.

1131
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 3: About the fucking moon, nigga out oo man, I thought

1132
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 3: it was that day, Tyler.

1133
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 4: Do you remember your doochie bt of the week.

1134
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 3: We actually got to talking about dookie. God damn. Go ahead.

1135
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: And there's no better prompt when you're hanging out with

1136
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 2: a group of male friends than someone telling a story

1137
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 2: about someone else breaking a toilet. Like that's it guaranteed

1138
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes of laughter with any group of.

1139
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 3: Friends, no matter how old you are.

1140
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 5: But yeah, I was just thinking about in college, there

1141
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 5: was a story about like one of the baddest chicks

1142
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 5: on campus, Bloo Bloom my home boys, boys bathroom balls,

1143
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 5: talk to me.

1144
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 4: This. It was I'm going to keep I'm not gonna

1145
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 4: put any.

1146
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 5: Names, but my whole boy was was was really on

1147
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 5: this chick.

1148
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 4: It was one of the baddest chicks. She was. She

1149
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 4: was on what we call the Golden Delights, which is

1150
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 4: like our dance flag team.

1151
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 5: You know, if you don't think about HBCU, like those

1152
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 5: are the baddies, like even batter than the cheerleaders. Bro, Like, yeah,

1153
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 5: so and he got this one chick there who who

1154
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 5: was just yeah, top notch, one of the baddest chicks

1155
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 5: at campus. And he was talking to her for a

1156
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 5: minute or whatever, and we was all kind of you know,

1157
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 5: locked in because you know, we want to see the

1158
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 5: homie wins. She wanted the badest show, so we was

1159
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 5: happy for the bro. And he was talking to her

1160
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 5: like a whole semester or whatever. She finally came through

1161
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 5: and you know, they you know, did their growing up whatever.

1162
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 5: We was happy as hell about that. And and you know,

1163
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 5: you know when he told us the story was like,

1164
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,240
Speaker 5: nigga whatever, you know what it was like, you smashed

1165
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 5: what it was like, Yeah, yeah, niggas And he did

1166
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 5: not seem happy. He did not seem happy. While we

1167
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 5: celebrated around and we was like, it was like, what's up.

1168
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 5: He's like, Bro, he sat down and he looked at

1169
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 5: it and he said he sat down because he said,

1170
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 5: she blew my motherfucking bathroom up. He said, he said

1171
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 5: she went in. He said, he said, Nick, I heard it.

1172
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 5: He said, I heard it.

1173
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 3: In that age group.

1174
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: We don't even want to know you booboo. You know

1175
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, you know, I don't even want

1176
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: to know a motherfucker at that age.

1177
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

1178
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: We like, I can't even imagine a woman taking the

1179
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: ship and like the badest ship.

1180
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 3: But bad chicks do be having stomach problems though.

1181
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 4: That's a fact.

1182
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 2: Bro.

1183
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,479
Speaker 4: Stress A lot of stress associated with it.

1184
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, a lot of pressure being a badi.

1185
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 7: It's literally a billboard in La for something from like

1186
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:48,439
Speaker 7: a stomach and IBS medicine that just says hot girls

1187
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 7: can have.

1188
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 3: I b s Oh where is this set?

1189
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 6: It's near my house.

1190
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 3: It's speaking to you know, speaking of life.

1191
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, but back to my dugie. Oh yeah, you're yeah,

1192
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 4: this is all time tangent a change?

1193
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 3: Did he did? He running back can run it back.

1194
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 3: After that, I think I did him here the water

1195
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:12,720
Speaker 3: it's off.

1196
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 5: With yeah, he said, coming back. He said he wasn't

1197
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 5: even on her like that anymore.

1198
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 4: After that. He said, it just totally turned him off.

1199
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 5: And it's it's wild because like, you know, she she

1200
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 5: still pops up you know here, and I'm like, oh, yeah,

1201
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 5: it's still a bad And I'm like, but.

1202
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 4: Bro, I know I know about you from that I've

1203
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:31,359
Speaker 4: heard about.

1204
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just so wid and it's like, bro, like

1205
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 5: I'm someone who wasn't dealing with her at all. And

1206
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 5: that's always the first thing I think of when I

1207
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 5: think of when imagine what the home we think about.

1208
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 5: So it wasn't just the sound, it was the smell.

1209
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 5: The smell, he said. The smell was the chokees and

1210
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 5: he heard it. He said, he heard the.

1211
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: She might have had chromes or something, you know what

1212
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,439
Speaker 1: I mean, Because I think like, if you could avoid that,

1213
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 1: you would You're gonna go and crack some and then

1214
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: like just comfortably walk in and blow somebody ship up

1215
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 1: after you just crack, you know what I mean. Damn,

1216
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,320
Speaker 1: that's unfortunate. I feel bad for I know she was

1217
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: in that I'm blowing this bitch up. I can't even

1218
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: cute by this motherfucker. She wanted that motherfucker straight ahead.

1219
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: She didn't look at that nigga his face. She marched

1220
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: out that bitch go ahead though anyway, saluted him, and.

1221
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 3: It was nice knowing you about face ship anywhere.

1222
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Yeah, my, my, my, Dougie. But was motherfucker

1223
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 4: Nicki Haley?

1224
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 5: Did y'all see the motherfucking post Trump made where he

1225
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 5: that motherfucker made an announcement where he said, I just

1226
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 5: wanted to be very clear that Nicky Haley will not

1227
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 5: be on my cabinet.

1228
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 4: I enjoyed working with her, blah blah blah blah blah,

1229
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,280
Speaker 4: and bro like he announced that she was not getting

1230
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,320
Speaker 4: in a position.

1231
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,959
Speaker 5: He announced the fucking you know five days after the election.

1232
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 5: You know, I do not fuck with Nikki Haley. And

1233
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 5: for someone who like Nikki, who.

1234
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 2: Just she just didn't kiss the ring with enough slobber

1235
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 2: his preference.

1236
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just he just and I just I don't know.

1237
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 5: Every time I'm reminded about how bad Nikki sold out

1238
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 5: when she tells a story about how her her immigrant

1239
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 5: family came to South Carolina and black people were the

1240
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 5: ones who always looked out for her, and and how

1241
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 5: she just you know, switched up like that, and it's

1242
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 5: you know, just you know, fucking being this this GOP

1243
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 5: person who spreads all the ship that is just just goes.

1244
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 5: So it's just so counter to that to how she

1245
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 5: was growing up when you know her life story. It's just,

1246
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 5: you know, I just really can't rock with Niematerira, you know,

1247
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 5: you know, for the way she moves.

1248
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 6: Bro.

1249
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 4: So yeah, Josh, your dookie butt of the week. So

1250
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 4: Mike by the Week is my favorite median.

1251
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 8: Bill Bert had an opportunity to go in SNLS over

1252
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 8: an epic monologue, and I think he felt a little

1253
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 8: bit short. Was kind of hopeing he ripped into the

1254
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 8: political climate here, but he didn't do it.

1255
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 4: It sucked, bro.

1256
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:13,919
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was very disappointing, and I'm a huge Billbart fan.

1257
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 4: It wasn't it was just nah, it was weird.

1258
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 8: It was like he didn't want to get political and

1259
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 8: then he did, and you.

1260
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 2: Can tell he was trying to be he was like

1261
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 2: trying to be edgy as opposed to like just being

1262
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 2: like he It kind of honestly felt to me like

1263
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 2: some of the Chappelle Shit Josh, where it was like,

1264
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 2: you don't need to try to be anything, you just

1265
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 2: need to be yourself.

1266
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 4: That's what people always enjoyed about you. Yeah, it was

1267
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 4: a bad set. Bro still got love of Bil though,

1268
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 4: so that love. Yeah, it was brutal.

1269
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 2: The Janitors sketch SNL last night was one of the

1270
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 2: funniest things I've seen in a while.

1271
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 4: Did you see that? You just watched his monologue.

1272
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 3: I just saw the monologue.

1273
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 2: They did a sketch called the Janitor that was like

1274
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 2: a parody of a Goodwill hunting where it was like

1275
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 2: the janitor went into the MIT classroom and started solving

1276
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 2: the shit, but then there was like this huge barf

1277
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 2: on the on the on the floor that he didn't

1278
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 2: clean up, and he'd been that was why he was

1279
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 2: in the room, and then he'd been tracking the barf

1280
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 2: all around the room, and then his supervisors kept coming

1281
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 2: in and like, did you try and mop up the barf?

1282
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 2: This is carpet Like it was just like he was

1283
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 2: he was the dumbest janitor in history, except he happened

1284
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 2: to be good at calculus.

1285
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 3: Like it was.

1286
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was, But it was also said in Boston

1287
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 2: and they kept saying a bath, which I find.

1288
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 4: I say, you in here to clean up a bath?

1289
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 4: A bath? Uh?

1290
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 3: Chad, you still watch You still watched religiously.

1291
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 4: Oh, sear and I always watch it.

1292
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's how we get open sesame and

1293
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 2: and uh and and watch on sat Y.

1294
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: Do you think he knew it was trash? Do you

1295
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: think he's like walking away like knowing it wasn't good.

1296
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 2: I think he knows that he wasn't saying anything that

1297
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 2: he actually was interested in.

1298
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 4: And nobody laughed at it, so you know what I mean.

1299
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 2: So it's like because there's sometimes, you know, a a

1300
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,479
Speaker 2: smart comedian sometimes will have a set where people don't laugh.

1301
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 4: But they said the ship they wanted to say or then.

1302
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 2: Whatever, and it was like it wasn't a I'm not

1303
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 2: probably not as big a Bill Bourd fans as Josh is,

1304
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 2: but I I like him. I think he's a good

1305
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 2: writer for sure. And it was just, yeah, you could

1306
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 2: kind of tell he wasn't out please. You could tell

1307
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 2: he wasn't happy with it just by his fucking face

1308
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 2: when they were fading out. I feel like he just

1309
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 2: looked like kind of looked desperate, like like wow, yeah,

1310
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 2: all right, crazy, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, Uh chats dookie

1311
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 2: Butt of the week.

1312
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 4: What do we got Jackson?

1313
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 7: They had some sort of grab bag suggestions they were

1314
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 7: the Commander's defensive tackle who lost in the game by

1315
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 7: jumping off sides, but they really and settled on, uh

1316
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:54,439
Speaker 7: this podcast for all the tangent that we went on. Yeah,

1317
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 7: they said lifetime members, Lifetime Achievement Award for the tangent tonight.

1318
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 3: Jesus christ.

1319
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 2: I can't disagree with the chat. It was a very

1320
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:09,919
Speaker 2: Duky centric back half of the product. Hey we got

1321
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 2: we got Dukie butted by our own chat brutal. All right, Well,

1322
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Speaker 2: thanks Chat for hanging out with us on Sunday night.

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Speaker 2: Always love hanging out for a late night Jenkins and Jones.

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Speaker 2: We'll be back with a couple more episodes this week. Uh,

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Speaker 2: following the Twitter for the schedule as we put that

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Speaker 2: together and we'll see all that.

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Speaker 4: Bye bye.

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Speaker 5: The volume