WEBVTT - Courthouse I Do’s 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:04.160 Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with Dean Angler, Helen Lurkey, 0:00:04.320 --> 0:00:05.600 and Jared haven An. 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:06.880 iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:10.000 What is going on? Everyone? 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.000 Welcome to an all new episode of Help We Suck 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:16.919 At Being Newlyweds? And it turns out today one of 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:20.320 us sucks at being on time right now, and it's 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:21.919 not me, So I can I can make that joke 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:22.280 right now. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:22.880 We got to me. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.800 We got shared sitting in his master sweet at home. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:29.520 I'm sitting in my living room and sweet Sweet Kaylen 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:34.400 is struggling to find some recording space, which is a 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:36.360 bummer because I want to hear all about her bridle shower. 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.800 Dean's playing with filters right now. So you definitely you 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:42.240 did not show up to the bridle shower. 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:45.440 I did not show up to the bridle shower. I 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:50.760 showed up that night and it was just late and 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:53.320 they were already like out partying, and she was like, 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:56.040 I'm with my girls, and then my brother was out 0:00:56.040 --> 0:01:00.560 with his wife at dinner, and I was just like 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.240 in purgatory, where you know, I didn't want to meet 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:05.800 up with people that were out partying, and I didn't 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:07.119 want to crash my brother's date. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:09.960 With his wife. So what'd you do? I went home 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:10.600 and went to bed. 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.200 Sounds like a great, great night. I'm not gonna lie. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:13.920 Oh man. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.560 It was one of those situations where I felt really 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.240 guilty though, because you know, I'm laying in bed and 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.039 my brothers like, come out and meet us. We're, you know, 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.360 we're out celebrating Ashley's birthday. And I was like, Oh, 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:25.360 I'm in bed and it's so comfortable. There's no way 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.920 I'm leaving. But you feel feel bad about it obviously. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:30.280 Yeah. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.080 I mean you'll be fine. You'll have plenty of other 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:34.240 times to go drinking. I mean, how many times will 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.880 you have to sit in your bed and watch the office? 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.000 Oh? Not many, that's true, Not very many. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:39.320 Not many. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.120 You're about to get married, You're like's about to change, man, 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.000 and then you're gonna have kids, and then it's just 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.120 gonna be all downhill. 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:46.120 But in the best way possible. 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:49.040 That's part of it, though, is because they have a kid. 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:51.720 My brother and his wife have a kid the same 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.320 age as you, and so you you know, they know 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.640 how and I know and you know how rare it 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:57.480 is for them to like have a night out for themselves. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.080 They hired us sit or they were like out until 0:01:59.080 --> 0:01:59.400 one am. 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:01.840 You know, Oh man, they had this nice so maybe 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:03.920 you should have went. Never mind, maybe you are a jerk. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.000 Right, That's why I feel bad. But then like that's 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:08.600 like obviously separate from the bridle shower. So the bridle 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:12.560 shower went over really well as far as I was 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.360 able to gather. You know, Kaylen's mom was in town, 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:18.520 her grandma, her a bunch of her friends, and then 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:22.120 some of her local friends were all here. And although 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.040 we didn't see I didn't get to see him on Saturday, 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.000 I saw them the next day. On Sunday, we hosted 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:30.160 like a Nuggets game watch party and we lost, which 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:31.800 is very sad, but like everyone kind of came over 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.280 to our house and just like filled me in. 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.880 Did anybody give you crap for not going? Did like 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:38.840 the grandma get a little pussy? 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:39.680 No? 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:44.800 No, everyone is pretty understanding, which was nice because it 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:46.400 made me feel like a lot less guilty. 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:47.960 But at the same time, I don't know. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:49.639 I've gone back and forth on whether I should feel 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:50.520 guilty about this or not. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.320 I like do, but I don't, you know, I mean, 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.560 it really does Klen care if Kylen doesn't care. 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:57.359 You have no reason to care. No, Kaylen was like, 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:58.480 if you were there, it would have been weird. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.320 Oh okay, see it's differ with Ashley. If I wasn't there, 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:03.000 it would have been weird. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:04.040 Go to Ashley. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:07.760 Yeah, so because she just wanted the whole hope, here 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:09.800 comes the husband at the end, and I lugged the 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:13.320 gifts into the car and then that's really my responsibility 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:13.880 for the evening. 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.760 Yeah, yeah, we didn't really get We got a couple gifts, 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.680 but none of them are like big gifts for like 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:19.880 that would have been hard to. 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:21.959 Are you doing a wedding registry. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:24.280 We are doing a wedding registry. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:29.520 We had a pizza maker oven pizza oven on there, 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.799 and we got two of those on this weekend, So 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:36.280 now we need to update our pizza oven there. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.520 I mean, it's pretty nice. I think I don't know 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:40.680 the price, and I don't. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.000 Want to getting you a pizza oven that seems like 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.400 pricey thousands of dollars worth. 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:48.080 No, no, no, it's less than a thousand. I think if 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.320 I were to guest, like seven hundred bucks, all. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.960 Right, well that's more reasonable people pay that stuff for, 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:55.080 like silverware for a wedding. 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.840 Yeah, that's true. It's it's like a portable pizza oven. 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.320 It's actually really cool. We mean pizzas with it the 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:03.600 other day and they're but her friends pulled money together 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:05.640 and then got her a pizza oven, but it was 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:07.360 like back ordered, so they only get they gave her 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.880 like the voucher for the pizza oven. And then the 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.080 next day, Kalen's mom comes over to our house for 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:16.000 that you know, that day gathering, I guess you could 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.159 call it, and she shows up with a full pizza oven. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:19.800 She's like, I got you the pizzave on your registry 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:21.200 and we were like, wait, no, we already got a 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:21.680 pizza oven. 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.440 Oh well wait, doesn't it show on your registry when 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:25.440 somebody already buys it. 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:27.200 Yeah, that's what I don't understand either. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:30.720 I've never really seen this registry, so I wish Kayleen 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.120 was here so we could talk to her about it. 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:35.279 But then my brother's wife was like, yeah, I saw 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.520 on the registry that the pizza oven still hasn't been 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:40.279 purchased yet, so there might be a third pizza oven 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:41.080 coming at some point. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:43.960 Oh Jesus, well, I guess you could never have enough 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:47.640 pizza ovens my question. Yeah, so whoever bought the pizza oven? 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.520 Whoever gave you the voucher? Kaln's friend, I think screwed 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.880 it up. But then again, if the pizza oven is 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:56.560 still on there, and who else did you say bought. 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:57.119 A pizza oven? 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:01.000 No, Kalen's mom, Kalen's mom, ye out, Kailn's mom screwed 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:02.840 it up. So I think something's wrong with the registry. 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.440 I would agree with that. It seems fitting for everything 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.000 that's going with our wedding so far. Is just something 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.039 wrong every step of the way. 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:09.120 I got news for you. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:10.760 If I go on that registry and there's a pizza 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:13.200 oven still available, Ashley and I will be getting you 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:14.000 a pizza oven. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.279 I feel really weird about the registry, and I'm sure 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:18.880 you probably did too. Like just to like make a 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:20.520 list of things that I want you guys to buy 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.359 us like that just feels weird to me. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:28.440 It's so weird, it's but what made me feel better 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:31.080 about it is that they're just gonna buy things anyway 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.640 and spend money on things that we probably will never use, 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.360 and so it's better if we just make a list 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.240 and say, hey, please buy us this, this is what 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.880 we want. This is what you should use your money for. 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:47.039 And it's weird and it's stupid, but it's just the 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:47.800 way weddings go. 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:49.039 Yeah. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:52.000 Well, we're lucky enough to be joined by an angel 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:56.240 herself tuning in from the pearly gates because she is 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.160 heavenly looking. I don't even know where I'm going with this. Hey, Caylen, 0:05:59.200 --> 0:05:59.960 welcome to the podcast. 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:04.840 Hello, Hello, sorry late Uh. Any time you blink, I 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:05.839 can't take you seriously? 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:08.080 Why because my glasses are not. 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:11.520 Okay, Well, that's funny because every time I blink, my 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.680 eyes were closed, so I can't see that. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.360 That's so funny. I thought this were your real classes 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:18.160 when I got in here. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.880 It's pretty good filter. They're doing pretty bang up job. 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.880 They do look exactly like your real classes. 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:26.280 It's my style. Will try not to blink for the 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:29.440 rest of the episode. Then, well, welcome to the podcast, Kaylen. 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:31.240 So for the listeners out there, Kaylin is in Los 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.400 Angeles right now. I'm in Las Vegas, and so that's 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:34.560 why we're separated. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:35.159 At the moment. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.560 We were just talking about wedding registries Kilen and about 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.040 how Jared said it's good to have a registry because 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:43.120 otherwise people just show up with random stuff, and this 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:44.520 way you can at least have some say in what 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:44.960 you get. 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:46.040 That's true. 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:50.480 And I know there's one registry that if you it'll like, 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.040 let you accept it at the gift otherwise you can 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:56.320 take the money. I don't know if that's our registry, 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:57.920 but I know there's one, which is a good idea. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.560 Why would you put a gift on the registry if 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:00.680 you're not going to accept it. 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:03.440 Because imagine just having a blank registry where it's just 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:04.279 like give us money. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.880 It's like a sneaky way to get money from your guests. 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:11.040 Yeah, you guys are gonna get money anyway, I'm telling you. 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:13.520 I mean I would rather just that. Like, I don't again, 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:15.640 I don't even want people to give us money or anything. Really, 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:16.960 I just want people to show up to our wedding. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:19.280 That's enough of a gift for me. But like, if 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.640 we have the choice between two thousand dollars and a 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.200 bunch of random stuff that we're probably only going to 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:24.680 use once and never use again, give me the two 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:25.440 thousand dollars, you know. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:28.000 Yeah, I think the biggest thing we wanted on our 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.640 registry were pool loungers and we got them. 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:32.880 Well, yeah, we got we got those for free, which 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.760 were nice. Oh my gosh, pool loungers, Jared, are so expensive. 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:37.640 How much was it fifteen hundred apiece? 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.560 Yeah, so three grands are you? Whoa what do you 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.880 mean a pool lunder like one of those blow up floaties. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:44.600 No, it's like go in your. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.000 Pool, so you're like just barely sitting in the water, 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:48.239 but can lay out in tan. 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:51.679 And it's like installed in the pool. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:53.960 No, it's just like these two chairs. 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:54.920 It's like a chair. 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.440 It's a chair that's like outfitted to sit in the 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:58.400 pool permanently. 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:02.720 But this chair better give you massages. For fifteen hundred dollars. 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:04.840 Doesn't even do that. But they're nice and we did 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:05.120 get some. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:09.200 Kalin's grandparents are graciously gifting us their pool loungers because 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.280 they know how badly we want them and how stingy 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:15.120 I am. So we're excited for those in the pizza oven. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.000 I was just telling them about the pizza oven debacle. 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:18.200 How we have two of them? 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:20.760 Yeah, yeah, I texted the girls and told them not 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:21.880 to buy us the other one. 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:24.560 Well, I don't get it. What kind of registry is 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:28.840 this where you It doesn't why our registry are line one? 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.680 If you buy it it like says someone bought it. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.880 Yeah, so I tried to delete one off of our 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.040 registry and it did an update, so there were two. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.679 Yeah, well it is what it is. Now we've got ten. 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.160 Now you've got two pizza ovens, you know what, So Dean, 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.080 you can have so when you guys are making pizza, 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.920 you can just use your own oven. Yeaheah, you don't 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:50.520 in these pool loungers. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:51.079 Yeah. 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.720 Yeah, fourteen hundred dollars. Wait a minute, no, that's not 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.960 it frequently brought together. Yeah, fourteen hundred dollars. I mean 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:58.000 they're very nice. 0:08:58.160 --> 0:08:59.520 That could be the ones that we got, because that 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.600 seems about the price for But. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:07.320 What they just don't seem are they that are all right? 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:12.360 If your grandparents didn't gift you these, would you say, like, okay, 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:13.880 this is worth the money. 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:16.400 We probably would have bought them, and I'm just looking 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:16.640 it up. 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:17.320 Maybe we were wrong. 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:20.360 Maybe it's I'm looking at eight hundred per one right now, 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:21.800 so maybe it was sixteen hundred total for the. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:22.199 Two of them. 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:26.240 Maybe, But it's nice, especially in Vegas because it's like, 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.240 what one hundred and ten degrees so you can sit 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:31.880 in the pool layout like it's worth it for Vegas. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:33.400 Yeah, it's nice, nice to have you. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.040 I would not be worth it for Rhode Island, where 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:36.480 we'd use it three months out of the year. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:40.640 Right, But you guys have a pool. Oh yeah, built 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:41.120 it myself. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:45.959 That's such bullshit speaking of things that you built yourself. 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:49.120 How is that toilet set coming out? Douzi it the 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:52.240 toilet seat? Oh, the truck toilet seat? No, no, no, no, 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:55.600 that's next time we record this podcast, I will be 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.319 on day one of my trip and I probably still 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.000 will not have used it at that time. But trust me, 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:02.360 the second I use it, you guys will be the 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.760 first to be updated. Can you just take your van 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:08.000 to like the woods somewhere near you and just test 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.319 it out for us? I need to know. I can't 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:11.000 wait anymore. 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.760 I need to know he did get these. 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.559 There's these poop bags, and I thought they were Al's poopbags, 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:17.880 but they're human poopas. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.000 Yeah, they're poop bags, but made for humans. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.079 Wait a minute, so you tell me now, because first 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:26.560 of all, you said that you dig a hole. Now 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:29.160 you're saying you're going to poop into a bag, dig a. 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:30.720 Hole, put the bag in the hole. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:32.360 No, no, no, I'm pretty sure. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:35.600 I'm pretty sure what I described to you guys last 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.640 time was digging a hole is option two. Digging, I'm sorry, 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:41.360 using a plastic bag is option one. If you have bags, 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:42.600 use them. If you don't have a bag, and you're 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:45.040 going to pinch, dig a hole. So I don't want 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.280 to have to dig any holes because it's it's you know, 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.439 it's bad for you to put that into the earth 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:54.200 because our diet is so artificial, I guess from all 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:55.480 the food that we eat, so it's like it doesn't 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.520 really compost all that well. And so if you put 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.040 it in a bag and then dispose of it naturally 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:00.800 that way, that's the best way to do it. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.960 So you're telling me that you're gonna take a ship 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:09.520 outside your van in a bag and then tied up 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:13.800 and then throw it in some garbage on the side 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:14.240 of the road. 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:15.679 Yeah, I need to figure out how I'm going to 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:17.880 dispose of it. I'm sure there's like human waste disposals 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:20.640 that you can find, but one key factor is it's 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:22.760 not my van, it's my it's the truck that I'm taking. 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:25.840 The van is you should get those little things we 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:27.960 used on the rafting trip and just put all your 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:28.600 poop in there. 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:33.000 Uh oh, what do they call that a girdle? 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.400 No, it starts with a g R, doesn't it. It's 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.040 like it's not grout, but it's something. 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:41.000 Because it's it makes lines on your legs and that's 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:42.880 what they named it after I can't remember what it's called. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.000 But yeah, I should. I should get one of those. 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:49.480 Yeah, anyways, we are talking about poop too much on 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:51.480 this podcast in the in the past two weeks. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.800 I mean, dude, well, I'm saying, you know, uh, Dawson 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:58.000 has his little uh you know, diaper trash can one? 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.480 Am I thinking of it's like the old one? You 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:03.480 could just get one of those. Yeah, there you go. 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:06.760 I should, But there's issues with that, like I would 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.400 have to lug it around in the truck bed, which 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.600 is where I'm sleeping. So I don't really want to 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:13.400 be that close to human feces. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:18.319 Yeah, nobody does, which is why you should use a toilet. Well, 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.040 of course, if I have an option to use the toilet, 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:21.760 I'll use the toilet. But like this is a This 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:24.120 is like to prevent me from having to squat behind 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:28.760 a tree, Yeah, sitting on some sort of steel rock poop. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.320 Well, and Kaylin knows, like, when I have to poop, 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.480 all all all of my other like fight or flight 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:36.680 reactions go out the wayside. When I have to poop, 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:39.360 the only thing I can do is run to the toilet. 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:41.360 Are we not moving on from poop? 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.400 I just want to I want people to understand how 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:45.400 much of an emergency it is whenever I have to poop. 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.240 Yeah, I think there's something that you need to get 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:49.120 checked out medically. 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.280 Yeah, follow with you. I wouldn't disagree with you. I 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.120 think that there might be something medically wrong with me 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:54.560 down there. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:57.160 Lately, this is the last thing I'll say on poop, 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:00.280 But lately, when Tane has to go, he's like, and 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.800 it's like shocks through his body. And I'm like, that 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.480 shouldn't be a pain you feel when you have to 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:06.280 go to the bathroom. 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:10.320 Yeah, I've got like like prostate cramps, not cramps, but 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.400 like shooting pains in my prostate. So I think I 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:15.480 might need to get checked for early prostate cancer. 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.480 Yeah, definitely get checked on that. Ashley gets concerned with 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:19.640 how much I go? 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.480 Yeah, how many times a day? Would you say? Four? 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.600 Uh? No, no, you go four times? 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:28.480 I say four is like a high end, but I 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:32.120 would say between two and four. Yeah, you go way 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:33.840 more than two, but less than four. 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:34.880 I don't know. 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.240 Every time you go like you go, it's not like, 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.720 oh that was that was like a half one. 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:42.760 Well, there are times where just nothing comes out. 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:45.600 Okay, this is too much. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:49.320 You have times where it like comes out and then 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:50.520 you go to wipe and nothing's there. 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:52.800 Yeah, well I've used it. I use a bod day, 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.280 so usually nothing's ever there, which is nice. But there 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.920 are times where I go to the bathroom, done with 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.120 my duties, clean it up down there, and then I 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.760 about to put my pants up, and I'm like, oh wait, no, 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:03.079 I'm definitely not done. 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.920 You use a bidet. Oh my gosh. It's the best 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.400 life changing experience. 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:11.800 I don't get you. Why you because when you're in 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:15.800 a structured building you use a bidet. You fancy, little boy, 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.480 But then you're gonna go out in your truck and 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:19.280 have this steel rod and then poop in a bag 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:20.280 and then sleep next to it. 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.120 Hey, I'm an anomaly. I like it. I like it all. 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.120 I like it dirty, and I like it clean. I 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:25.120 like all the things. I do. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.200 Use wet wipes though, when I'm out outdoors and I 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.120 don't have the luxury of a bidet, and I recommend it. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:34.320 Flushable wet wipes are the BEA's knees, dude, not the man. 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:36.280 Why don't we always talk about poop on this podcast. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:37.320 That's somebody clock. 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:38.200 I got to move on. 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.400 I know somebody clogged the toil to Audrey's bro I'm 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.200 not joking. I tried to plunge, dude. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:43.640 I tried. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:47.200 It was disgusting, because listen, that's just part of the job. 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.600 And I think what happened. I think it was Saturday night. 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:51.080 We had a wedding party and they were so drunk, 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.040 and I think somebody put paper towels down there like 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:56.120 a jackass, because dude, I was plunging this thing for 0:14:56.320 --> 0:15:01.160 legitimately twenty minutes and like it started like overflowing. Sorry, yeah, 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:03.720 too much poop talk. I had to call a plumber 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:06.040 and he had to like snake the toilet. I was like, 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:07.840 this is ridiculous, all right, moving on, moving on. 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.080 I gotta say one one final comment of all the 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.800 poops I've had as an adult. I haven't gotten hemorrhoid 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:15.080 since I was a teenager, and I haven't clogged a 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.640 toilet since I was like twenty, So I'm doing those 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:32.720 things right at least. Yeah, no, no clogged toilets. Anyways, 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.560 moving on, Caitlin, Jared asked a question earlier to me, 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:38.160 and I answered, on your behalf. But he wants to 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.800 know if you were upset that I missed the bridle 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:42.800 shower this weekend, and I. 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:44.000 Said, I phrase it like that. 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:47.640 No, I wasn't, And I said you weren't either, No. 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:49.680 And I think it would have been weird if you came. Also, 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:54.520 it was such a busy weekend and everyone keeps thinking 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:56.880 it as my bachelorette weekend. It was definitely a bridle shower, 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.400 not a bachelorette, but it did feel kind of like 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.600 a bachelorett because it was in Vegas and we had 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:05.280 like this amazing suite at the Palms, But the bridle 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:09.640 shower was so intimate, and I had to run from 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:14.080 the bridle shower to go film something for a company, 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:16.200