Speaker 1: Racist stuff. I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: The C stands for cool Breeze, Who's noticed the chap?
Speaker 2: Freddy Calhoun, the coolest cut at Camp My ones in
Speaker 2: My two's got your wholetown shook Better listen to your
Speaker 2: corner and watch for the hook. Welcome Little Mama's and
Speaker 2: gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the
Speaker 3: pockets of black conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: And we don't prove anything, We don't teach you anything.
Speaker 3: We have nothing for you. That could not be more true.
Speaker 3: But there is someone out there who does have something
Speaker 3: for them. Oh, this is exciting news. It's not breaking news.
Speaker 3: You yourself are probably aware of this, but I couldn't
Speaker 3: have been more excited. Doctor Umar has revealed a school.
Speaker 3: No today, no over the weekend. He revealed that he
Speaker 3: does in fact have a facility. He showed us. He
Speaker 3: showed us video of him walking through the school. He
Speaker 3: shows us video of him.
Speaker 2: Pressing the.
Speaker 3: Sinks to show that the water is running. He shows
Speaker 3: the exterior of the school, which has portraits of different
Speaker 3: black figures, including some of some of the greatest revolutionaries
Speaker 3: in history. Doctor Umar tells us that the school is
Speaker 3: ready to go. They just need a couple more clearances. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a couple more checkpoints.
Speaker 2: They in the state of Florida. Is I don't know
Speaker 2: where the school is. You can't tell them, you can't
Speaker 2: reveal the location.
Speaker 3: That that is a troubling part of it is there's
Speaker 3: not a lot of.
Speaker 2: Details of what corners you can find the school on
Speaker 2: or I would like to know what school district. It
Speaker 2: does not exist in the district that much. I'm sure, bro,
Speaker 2: you know what My first question is, truly, so it's
Speaker 2: a school. Is it supposed to be elementary age? Elementary? Okay?
Speaker 2: My major question, and I think we could.
Speaker 3: I don't know what range it goes up to. Certainly
Speaker 3: there are elementary deaths in the school.
Speaker 2: Whatever the range is my question? What is the mascot?
Speaker 2: But yeah, because the colors, I assume a red, black,
Speaker 2: and green. Goa. You gotta some that it's gotta be right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no adjective for sank kophas, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, the silly say no, but I think he's
Speaker 3: got to have like I think it should be like
Speaker 3: the fighting Yeah, fighting for sure, abolitionists, right.
Speaker 2: You could even make it a person. Yeah, like it
Speaker 2: could be the Du Boys, but you don't want to.
Speaker 3: You don't want a foam man.
Speaker 2: That's the worm w E B Boys. That's a worry
Speaker 2: dressed up like one of those mascots. Yeah, you see
Speaker 2: it like that. It's still balding. It still looks like
Speaker 2: w B DU Boys.
Speaker 3: And then you gotta see w B D Boys get sturdy.
Speaker 3: He's lips the US popcorn.
Speaker 2: Damn. W B D Boys can dunk?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah you trampoline, trampoline, No, we got. I really would
Speaker 2: like to know what the mask because I assume there
Speaker 2: will be athletics.
Speaker 3: You gotta assume that, doctor Umar, if you're collecting all
Speaker 3: of these true African kids.
Speaker 2: Maybe a mistake to not let them hoop a little bit.
Speaker 2: I think you kind of have to. You gotta do something,
Speaker 2: which then maybe are we talking? Is this like a
Speaker 2: Donda Academy? What if it becomes a basketball powerhouse? Move
Speaker 2: over to Hurricane Yeah, we gotta yeah.
Speaker 3: Fuck, that's like, I'm so curious about the extra clubs.
Speaker 2: Is there a Spanish club? Probably not.
Speaker 3: I think I think the unfortunate reality is I'm not
Speaker 3: sure that doctor Umar has envisioned this far. But I
Speaker 3: think that if he were truly treating this as a
Speaker 3: school to create opportunity for these kids, it is not
Speaker 3: to do it in isolation. It's not to put them
Speaker 3: in this building and just have them learn your thoughts
Speaker 3: and make them like, study your shit and somehow they'll
Speaker 3: be better for the world because of it. The way
Speaker 3: you make these kids better is to make them play
Speaker 3: ball against people who do not believe none of the
Speaker 3: shit they're being taught.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Stand on it. Yes, play these
Speaker 2: white schools. Play it. Play these Mexicans school.
Speaker 3: Call them all the words that you've been learning in school. Yeah,
Speaker 3: come on, and now we're fighting. Come on, now we've
Speaker 3: gotten Now we've got a rival.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to bring it to the paint, bring it to
Speaker 2: a problem with my ethics, my teachings. Bring it to
Speaker 2: the paint. And I assume he would also head coach,
Speaker 2: for which you would pay himself a handsome salary. Coach
Speaker 2: Umar sounds bro.
Speaker 3: You know he's going coaching doctor Uma, coach Doctor. You
Speaker 3: know that doctor gotta stay in there.
Speaker 2: Our team circle up on coach doctor. The good coach.
Speaker 3: Doctor said, we gotta run thirteen suicides.
Speaker 2: Yo, imagine the assistant coach at Coach Doctors school, because
Speaker 2: you know how the assistant coach is always kind of
Speaker 2: not on some host shit, but he's always like coach
Speaker 2: doctor Wort's hard.
Speaker 1: Coach doctor Wort's.
Speaker 2: Hard, and I don't want to see you guys slick
Speaker 2: it off, like bro, you have to.
Speaker 3: You have to be willing to defend a man against children,
Speaker 3: which is never should never be the situation.
Speaker 2: You should never be.
Speaker 3: Standing in front of a room full of children and
Speaker 3: saying he's.
Speaker 2: Right and you're wrong.
Speaker 3: Kids.
Speaker 2: I remember even as a kid, like a high school age,
Speaker 2: like thinking like man like assistant coaches be like, man,
Speaker 2: you gotta go with your wife after this. Yeah you're yelling,
Speaker 2: like you're yelling at me about how I'm talking to
Speaker 2: that man who talks to me crazy. Right.
Speaker 3: There were only two versions of assistant coaches. They were
Speaker 3: either like absolute like host like up the coaches.
Speaker 2: As yeah like Sam Jackson and Django, Yeah exactly, huh.
Speaker 3: It's Steve Big Stephen Vibe. Yeah that was he assisted
Speaker 3: ass coach. Yeah, whatever play you want, I wouldn't know,
Speaker 3: boy's right running the trap boss. There was that, but
Speaker 3: then the alternative was like real chill guy, cool.
Speaker 2: Cool assistant coach was important. That was to mister Wilson. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the coach we all assume smokes weed.
Speaker 3: They they were the one that smokes weed. Yeah, is
Speaker 3: real cool because you can you get yelled at by
Speaker 3: a different dude. Yeah, and then you can kind of
Speaker 3: slide over there with him and he can talk you through.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Not a solution, no, he Because the thing about
Speaker 2: coolest isn't coach, not even particularly sure he knows all
Speaker 2: the rules of the game.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a lot of power there. You can
Speaker 3: tell he's more just a vibe dude. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 3: awesome for your vibe. But man, is he useless as
Speaker 3: far as like getting you back in the game. He
Speaker 3: drawn up one play this whole year. He can't even
Speaker 3: tap the coach to be like I think he's ready. No, yeah,
Speaker 3: he can't. Na he can't do anything. They say stick
Speaker 3: to special teams. Yep, you got JV.
Speaker 2: You know who's worse, And I would be interested. I
Speaker 2: don't know if this is the same parallel in women's sports,
Speaker 2: but I know this happened for us. The worst coach
Speaker 2: ex player coach. I remember the one on our football
Speaker 2: team where it's like, bro, you're like six years older
Speaker 2: than me. WHOA, what do you do? Did you?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: Guys? Have you guys have that? That might be a
Speaker 2: heavy football thing too. We had it at for our
Speaker 2: high school basketball.
Speaker 3: A bunch of them were ex players. My head coach
Speaker 3: when I was playing was a former not the head
Speaker 3: head coach of varsity, but the head coach of sophomore
Speaker 3: basketball when I was playing, was an ex player, and
Speaker 3: he was one of them dudes that like would if
Speaker 3: you fucked up, he'd get out there and show you
Speaker 3: how it's done. And man, that sucked. That sucks so
Speaker 3: bad when you watch a forty year old man slap
Speaker 3: the floor. Yeah, and play hard against your friends either way,
Speaker 3: and then you.
Speaker 2: Know its tender profile says works with kids. Bro, bro, Hey,
Speaker 2: if any women have access to assistant coach tender profiles,
Speaker 2: we will pay money. Probably not, but we would really
Speaker 2: like to see that. I would like to see some
Speaker 2: assistant coach tender profile. I'd like to see teacher profile
Speaker 2: tender profiles in general. Yeah, I'm good on teachers. Oh
Speaker 2: well you were inside baseball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to see he said, I'm good on teachers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know what that is. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You already got on a work show, so you took
Speaker 3: the picture there. Yeah yeah, yeah, you think it's handsome
Speaker 3: and perhaps people that see this will but like yo
Speaker 3: just reads of dork in a way that.
Speaker 2: It's so tough in life when your work shirts are
Speaker 2: your best shirts. Bro. I had a time when I
Speaker 2: was probably like I was probably like nineteen down, bad,
Speaker 2: damn near homeless in the car. Sometimes I worked at Target.
Speaker 2: My work shirts were my good shirts and they were
Speaker 2: Target red Polos. They only got one shirt over there,
Speaker 2: Target red Polos, Dicky's double these neat Khaki's. And I
Speaker 2: would just I would go to the party in the
Speaker 2: Target shirt because I was my so many times, man,
Speaker 2: and just haha, just.
Speaker 3: Whoa.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had to play it off, yeah yeah, because you're like, nah,
Speaker 3: it's my good shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because my only other good were pair of clothes,
Speaker 2: the three X G unit jacket. I got it, t
Speaker 2: J max Is Jude. I just can't pull it off.
Speaker 2: God damn, this sucks. This isn't a tough opening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a nightmare. But you didn't have that
Speaker 3: when you were teaching it all.
Speaker 2: Well, you said bow ties bow ties went both ways
Speaker 2: for you, but I got I caught it in.
Speaker 3: A in a huge save for my for my life
Speaker 3: at the time. I caught that beautiful wave where we
Speaker 3: were dressing up to go out. Yeah, oh that's you,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? So like I could literally
Speaker 3: get off work and have on clothes that I could
Speaker 3: go out in it.
Speaker 2: I could play that off easy. Did it feel crazy
Speaker 2: to mold mines and then try to go get pussy
Speaker 2: in the same outfit?
Speaker 3: Uh? I made peace with it pretty pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: Once I got that cracking. Yeah, I forget what's that rum?
Speaker 1: Hits?
Speaker 2: What's that rum? Funny?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, I you do feel crazy at first, yeah, but
Speaker 3: then you go, well, this is just functionality.
Speaker 2: This right, this makes everything easy.
Speaker 3: I could because I could go do uh, I could
Speaker 3: I could teach, I could go do a show, and
Speaker 3: then I could go out all in the same boat
Speaker 3: tide outfit.
Speaker 2: It's a streamlined experience.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: It was that synergy.
Speaker 3: That's what that means, right, That's what that common poem
Speaker 3: was about. Yeah, it's about we're in the same outfit,
Speaker 3: We're that same out TV where that same outfit from
Speaker 3: go karts to the club.
Speaker 2: Yo, bro. I remember when I first started comedy, I
Speaker 2: was working at a casino, so I had to like
Speaker 2: it was like business casual, but my pockets were sewn up. Fuck.
Speaker 2: So I'd be out trying to like, you know, get
Speaker 2: something going. You gotta get a little motion in the
Speaker 2: same talking to girls and ship like that, and like,
Speaker 2: what's wrong with your fucking they So they sew your
Speaker 2: pockets up to keep you from stealing stealing chips. Holy ship, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you had to sew your pockets up, and I was
Speaker 2: also I also seemed crazy because like, so they sew
Speaker 2: your pockets up to make keep you from steel chips.
Speaker 2: You also, because the cameras are overhead, every time you
Speaker 2: move your hands or touch something, you have to clear
Speaker 2: your hands to the so but like you get it
Speaker 2: becomes a reflex. So I'm like at a bar, like,
Speaker 2: come from my pocket sewed up in a sweater, best
Speaker 2: fucking psychopath. It just looks like you're like a magician.
Speaker 3: I would do what I would grab are and you're
Speaker 3: like what the fuck? Yeah, it took a while to
Speaker 3: like break that unlearned. Yeah, because I worked there for
Speaker 3: like a year and a half. That's a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, flipping your hands up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shut out to the FBI though, Oh yeah they
Speaker 3: helped you quit.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, I yah yeah that God damn.
Speaker 5: Umar.
Speaker 3: Umar should really start to think about what what this
Speaker 3: school could be.
Speaker 2: I think because in the way that decorations make a
Speaker 2: house a home, I think that extra curriculars make a
Speaker 2: school an institution.
Speaker 3: And I will say that from the footage he showed us, Uh,
Speaker 3: there was no decoration.
Speaker 2: That's that's a problem.
Speaker 3: It is a lot of empty rooms, a lot of
Speaker 3: unfurnished rooms. The water is running in this building that
Speaker 3: he claims this is again, I'm not one hundred percent
Speaker 3: sure on even that.
Speaker 2: That shouldn't be the thing.
Speaker 3: You have to show that you have a better I
Speaker 3: think books is probably good.
Speaker 2: There are none, not.
Speaker 3: The water works, not a book has been purchased, not
Speaker 3: a not, not a staff member in sight. It is
Speaker 3: just doctor walking through what is technically a school building.
Speaker 2: You know what else I'm now I'm really thinking about it.
Speaker 2: You know what else? I'm curious about? School lunches? Okay,
Speaker 2: what is the cuisine at doctor at u of m Academy.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he's gonna call it.
Speaker 3: I think it's the Frederick Douglas.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right, he has said something like that.
Speaker 3: But this is a big question because now doctor Rumar
Speaker 3: is being put in a very complicated position. We're talking
Speaker 3: about the empowerment of black youth and the future of
Speaker 3: this world. You feeding them cheese sandwiches is unacceptable.
Speaker 2: Not gonna cut it.
Speaker 3: That's not the future you're promising us now.
Speaker 2: Is the cafeteria primarily African American cuisine?
Speaker 3: And that's a great question. I would assume he actually
Speaker 3: would go full Pan African and make it.
Speaker 2: Like, oh like Foo food and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like he'd go like international black with it.
Speaker 2: Gary. That'd be weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I would eat African food at school.
Speaker 3: But I bet, I bet in his heart of hearts
Speaker 3: it's a new cuisine every day, all the places where
Speaker 3: we're from.
Speaker 2: And then for punishment, he's like, here's some Polish food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you showed up late for the third time, Maurice.
Speaker 3: It's bush today, and that's too bad because we're han't
Speaker 3: been out a pudding. Yeah, it's Auntie day. Bro.
Speaker 2: It's just like the opportunity for shenanigans is so high.
Speaker 3: I'm really impressed with his ability to keep.
Speaker 2: The ball in the air. It's been a long time.
Speaker 2: It's been a long time. And that was a lot
Speaker 2: of the feedback.
Speaker 3: I should say that that part of the way that
Speaker 3: I came across this is because Charlemagne, the god we
Speaker 3: love him over, can't get enough of that guy. I
Speaker 3: think he's funny and smart. Charlemagne had posted uh uh
Speaker 3: reposted Umar posting it being like y'all said it wouldn't happen.
Speaker 2: What y'all gotta say now is he going to send
Speaker 2: his kids and that?
Speaker 3: And that's where it gets nasty, right, is that now
Speaker 3: we're in this this complicated game of him having somewhat
Speaker 3: achieved a goal he claimed to achieve, thus proving everything
Speaker 3: he's ever said to be true for a small pocket
Speaker 3: of people.
Speaker 2: Because like it's it's probably gonna be private. It's real, Okay,
Speaker 2: if we're playing the game. I played the game play,
Speaker 2: we're playing the game. You have to play the game.
Speaker 3: But we should acknowledge this is a lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there would be books probably.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I think this is like a triple beam scale,
Speaker 2: some kind of a Bunsen Burmer, because it's gonna also yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And you're making it so that like, oh, you showed
Speaker 3: me a facility, Thus the facility becomes real, and then
Speaker 3: you'll find other checkpoints to create so that we are
Speaker 3: never actually entering this building.
Speaker 2: Because I also worry, Yeah, is this going to be
Speaker 2: like a boarding school? Is there gonna be dormitories? I
Speaker 2: didn't get that vibe.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, this is to drop them off the for
Speaker 3: the some Philadelphia community.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's probably. Man. I wonder what pickup line at.
Speaker 3: D And that's also scary because you're asking people to
Speaker 3: send their kids to this school that theoretically is is.
Speaker 2: Steeped in controversy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's a scary thing as a parent to imagine,
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna put my kid in doctor Umar's school
Speaker 3: and he's gonna be online calling white people the devil
Speaker 3: and maybe somebody retaliates.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's some version. So I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 2: That's so much more responsible than hows. Well, there will
Speaker 2: be armed guards.
Speaker 3: I would hope. So, I mean they certainly weren't at
Speaker 3: that walkthrough.
Speaker 2: Listen, man, Yeah, I hate to be on doctor Umar's side.
Speaker 2: It was just a walk through. Yeah, granted I haven't
Speaker 2: seen it. I just do my own shit this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not your responsibility in this podcast. I keep
Speaker 3: up with the you mar stuff. Yeah, you focus more one.
Speaker 2: And it works for us. He're here. I think I
Speaker 2: need to show you. Yeah, I think maybe I need
Speaker 2: to see it because I'm like, I'm whereas you sound. Uh,
Speaker 2: you sound like the game. I'm excited to see a
Speaker 2: vision come together. I love when a plan comes together.
Speaker 3: I'm not mad at it. I just uh am not
Speaker 3: a believer necessarily. But maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me look at your school, bro and sisters.
Speaker 4: We are complete, and we are ready to decorate for
Speaker 4: our children. We are ready to decorate for our community again.
Speaker 4: And he said we stole the money. They say they
Speaker 4: would never be no school. But I'm here to tell
Speaker 4: you today the school is done and the school is ready.
Speaker 2: Those floors, brothers and sisters, we ready. It doesn't look
Speaker 2: like kness.
Speaker 4: We will be learning. We are ready, brothers. And look
Speaker 4: at the shine on that floor, brothers and sisters.
Speaker 2: And you built this ready for academic revolution.
Speaker 4: Oh you're ready for in these sacred classrooms, in these
Speaker 4: sacred walls, there will be an accritus.
Speaker 2: For a second. Here's what I'll say that is good
Speaker 2: or bad.
Speaker 3: It does look like a school in Africa. You think
Speaker 3: he was modeling it off of a place that was
Speaker 3: struggling with resources.
Speaker 2: The school right outside my grandpa's been looks kind of
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I got unco works at the school
Speaker 2: looks kind of similar. Yeah. I think if that's the
Speaker 2: vibe he's going for.
Speaker 3: I think it looks a little bit like you aren't
Speaker 3: telling us the whole story of this school. I don't
Speaker 3: like how much time he spent on the bathroom. You
Speaker 3: didn't build this from the ground up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the bathroom is like, I don't want to say,
Speaker 2: the least important room in the school. But if we're
Speaker 2: talking about areas, that's maybe not what I'm worried about.
Speaker 3: I really like to see that classroom first.
Speaker 2: I would like to see the classroom. Yeah, but you
Speaker 2: saw he did show one showed classrooms. So how many
Speaker 2: deaths was that? That seemed like a good classroom side.
Speaker 2: It didn't seem like the amount of deaths that would
Speaker 2: have a school be overcrowded. No, it was a lot
Speaker 2: of desk.
Speaker 3: For one room and then none for the rest.
Speaker 2: Uh and desks you know, you could get desks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get desks, for sure. They are expensive, well,
Speaker 3: but you can.
Speaker 2: Even when I was a kid during the war, we
Speaker 2: my mom and some people we uh, we filled a
Speaker 2: container with school supplies the donation and senate tocerely on
Speaker 2: gang of desks in there. Here's gang of desks in there.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'll say that that put me off the
Speaker 3: most and made me feel the most. This is what
Speaker 3: turned me into the detective I've become. Inside of this,
Speaker 3: the colors don't match what he says.
Speaker 2: He's building, the colors of the school.
Speaker 3: There's no like African nize color scheme.
Speaker 2: Inside of this. I was just saying that yellow there's
Speaker 2: a lot of that in Africa, that color of buildings, Right,
Speaker 2: you've been Africa yellow buildings, Yeah there, But I'm saying
Speaker 2: that blue yellow low combo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just feels halphazard in a way that doesn't
Speaker 3: feel like you worked on this.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I'll say. Yeah, I assume that the
Speaker 2: blue in the bathroom is the boys room. Because he
Speaker 2: also showed the you're know with the censors that may
Speaker 2: or may not look at your penis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were real dismissive of it being cameras, and
Speaker 3: then people online were like, nah, it's cameras.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people really felt that, and maybe we're wrong on this.
Speaker 2: I don't have any way to feel. If it is
Speaker 2: a camera, it's too late. I've never cracked one open.
Speaker 2: So maybe maybe we're fools. The world will see my
Speaker 2: soft meat. Thank god I'm married. Yeah, it's a bummer
Speaker 2: if that gets out. That's not really what you that's
Speaker 2: not what you want to lead. That's not good news.
Speaker 3: That's all what you want to lead as a bad
Speaker 3: news day for me. Yeah, if this gets out to
Speaker 3: the world, yeah, shout out to people who have admirable
Speaker 3: soft meat.
Speaker 2: I really how I was raised.
Speaker 3: It's it's the time that I that I respect a
Speaker 3: man the most.
Speaker 2: It's not business.
Speaker 3: It's certainly not this dumb shit we do no god no,
Speaker 3: But if you can pull your dick out and not
Speaker 3: be embarrassed, just on you, sir, have your way with
Speaker 3: whatever you need in my home.
Speaker 2: It's a different lifestyle. Yeah, you live a different life. Listen, man,
Speaker 2: though I want this, I want this school to work out.
Speaker 2: I want at least I would like, here's what I
Speaker 2: would love. I would just love to see and maybe
Speaker 2: this is where we go into our filmmaking bag yep.
Speaker 2: I would like to document the first graduating class of Frederick,
Speaker 2: like the first class who entered what is it K
Speaker 2: through eight? Maybe the first class who entered K through
Speaker 2: eight graduated eight? Great. I love to track what they
Speaker 2: do in high school, in college. Yeah and after that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I that's the black liberation story. I would
Speaker 2: do a full of full hoop dreams, but for similar endings. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for fucking for kids going to the doctor Umar program.
Speaker 2: And they're probably listen, man, a lot of crazy people
Speaker 2: can get schools off, bro.
Speaker 3: And here's what I'll say. I'm rooting for everyone who's
Speaker 3: invested in this to get what they invested in. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean that Like, if you did,
Speaker 3: in fact, go, I would like to see what Doctor
Speaker 3: Umar's school look like.
Speaker 2: I think you deserve that school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And if that is a space where you feel
Speaker 3: comfortable sending your kids, you should send them there. And
Speaker 3: I would love for that you to be able to
Speaker 3: feel what you believe then because maybe you're right, yeah,
Speaker 3: and this does create a better generation of kids, or
Speaker 3: maybe you're wrong, and that's an important lesson for you
Speaker 3: and yours in the future.
Speaker 2: Listen, I think it's all about supporting casts now, doctor Lumar,
Speaker 2: Uh huh, who do you feel that school with probably
Speaker 2: no more podcasters, Yeah, please, no more, no more podcasters. Yeah,
Speaker 2: probably maybe get some ex athletes. Yep, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I'm sure Nate Robinson could coach Jim or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Nate little coaching, a little coach and eight. I
Speaker 3: will say that that now that he got knocked out
Speaker 3: by Jake Paul, I do struggle to see Nate Robinson
Speaker 3: as the god that I once saw him as.
Speaker 2: No, I don't agree. You don't see it that way.
Speaker 2: That sucked. Yeah, it was a bad day. He's a
Speaker 2: basketball player. Yep, you shouldn't even be over here fighting.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with you. But he's little. Jake's big.
Speaker 3: But part of it was that Nate Robinson was like
Speaker 3: the buffist. He was really little buff and was banging
Speaker 3: on dudes watching him. He was like he was.
Speaker 2: They didn't even like fighting with him. Yeah, nobody liked
Speaker 2: fighting with Nate Robinson. Yeah. Remember when he jumped over
Speaker 2: Dwight Howard. Yeah, man, that was so cool.
Speaker 3: He was he was a little scrappy doom motherfucker, and
Speaker 3: then we saw him get clean clocked the fuck out,
Speaker 3: and it's.
Speaker 2: It just sucks.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I feel like people got to quit fighting. Nobody should
Speaker 2: be doing that. Everybody's got a quit fighting. Why are
Speaker 2: you fighting? Stop it? It's you're not gonna win. And
Speaker 2: even if you win, you're not gonna win. It's it's
Speaker 2: all a losing game for everybody involved. Like we're still
Speaker 2: not going to be talking about super hot fire in
Speaker 2: five years. No, Like, and he defeated one of the
Speaker 2: greatest men of all generation. He took down, he took
Speaker 2: down Zeus. Yeah, he climbed.
Speaker 5: Olympus, Zeus par parentheses network, Yeah, Zeus close parentheses. Oh man, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we gotta stop. There's no bag that I would get
Speaker 5: that would like be worth the fall the fallout of it.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's not worth it. And like, if
Speaker 2: you're down, it's not gonna bring you back up, And
Speaker 2: if you're up, I feel like it's only gonna bring
Speaker 2: you down.
Speaker 3: I also, and I gotta be honest, I also think
Speaker 3: I was really counting on Nate Robinson back there. Oh
Speaker 3: you thought that I really was, like, bro, he the
Speaker 3: athlete that he is. Yes, so godlike, right, I would
Speaker 3: argue Nate Robinson might be, if not the greatest, the
Speaker 3: he's in the top three of like dudes under six
Speaker 3: feet playing who played in the NBA.
Speaker 2: Und probably even better. Yeah, it's just because I feel.
Speaker 3: Like, would you put under six feet because Iverson's like
Speaker 3: six to one.
Speaker 2: That's true, That's exactly what I was thinking of.
Speaker 3: I think most guys are like six feet and above, right, Like,
Speaker 3: I think it really is a sensational motherfucker that's like
Speaker 3: under six feet doing it. There's Paul six 'y three. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was a big girl boy kNs guy that Isaac's
Speaker 3: flexing on us, having met Chris Paul Notorious Clipper. Yeah,
Speaker 3: which I did tell my family this weekend that the
Speaker 3: Clippers is the Korean team.
Speaker 2: They think I'm very kore love the Clippers. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 2: how did that happen? Well, I learned it because I
Speaker 2: went to the stadium.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, you just looked around. I said, well, okay,
Speaker 3: it's a little different seeing a lot of Isaac's around.
Speaker 2: I didn't say smell. I didn't say it smells like
Speaker 2: anything Isaac said, smells like kim Chi. I did not
Speaker 2: comment on any smells I did or did not notice
Speaker 2: and into it dome.
Speaker 3: I will say that smell is the most like, oh
Speaker 3: you're racist for real? Choice Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 3: go like this is what they smell like, Yeah you go, okay, smells.
Speaker 2: Smells is the most racist thing.
Speaker 3: Because we all do smell the certain smells. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: you keep that one to yourself.
Speaker 2: You don't say anything that's I love this, you say,
Speaker 2: I take dates here all the time.
Speaker 3: It's very authentic. That's why I enjoy it the most.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because every cuisine's got some crazy smell. Crazy smells
Speaker 2: is part of it. That's the point. Yeah, if it
Speaker 2: doesn't smell crazy a little bit, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: You gotta scare yourself with a little odor?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like a pungent plate. No that sound crazy? Yeah,
Speaker 2: press you guys. No, my tastes are actually more pedestrian
Speaker 2: than i'd likely.
Speaker 3: My I think my larger point is that Nate Robinson
Speaker 3: for me stood as like this this untouchable athlete in
Speaker 3: a way that I was like, certainly, this this fucking
Speaker 3: YouTuber cannot penetrate, and then he knocked out in a
Speaker 3: way that was so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, you're operating under the illusion
Speaker 2: that these are real fights, yep, which is not. That's
Speaker 2: already not. Oh you don't even feel like this, you
Speaker 2: feel like this was predetermined in some I think Jake
Speaker 2: Paul is only going to lose to who he's supposed
Speaker 2: to lose to, and you know he's fighting sixty year old, Like,
Speaker 2: come on, but you don't think Nate Robinson took a fall.
Speaker 2: I think that Jake Paul is a much more experienced boxer. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think Jake Paul can't fight. Yeah, so in
Speaker 2: that I think he knew the odds are a much
Speaker 2: smaller opponent who doesn't box are pretty good man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I think he's he's picking him on, he's picking
Speaker 2: him right, That's that's fair. The understand you want it
Speaker 2: because that's the beauty of boxing is it gets your
Speaker 2: heart so much, and it's like quite frankly so racial. No,
Speaker 2: it's kind of my favorite thing about boxing. They become
Speaker 2: your champion. Yeah, you're black champion. Yeah, you're y're black
Speaker 2: short champion. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I think for me, he just had become
Speaker 3: my champion. Yeah, And I think the you're you're right,
Speaker 3: The reality is is that Jake Paul is like six
Speaker 3: to two, probably weighs sixty pounds.
Speaker 2: More than Nate Robinson and not unathletic. I'm not saying
Speaker 2: Jake Paul is even a professional, but he's like an athlete.
Speaker 2: I think he's and he boxes.
Speaker 3: He's much more capable than anybody expected him to be.
Speaker 3: I don't think that like up against a real fighter
Speaker 3: as we saw anywhere near what he actually is competing
Speaker 3: at that he's real competition.
Speaker 2: But I think that that he he could fuck up
Speaker 2: a regular dude. Pretty yeah. I hate it on the outside.
Speaker 2: On the inside, probably pretty fun career, awesome career, just
Speaker 2: like be a boxer without really being a boxer.
Speaker 3: You never you have so much money that they're never
Speaker 3: going to make you actually test this ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what's gonna happen. When I started my jazz
Speaker 2: career after this, it'd be like, I guess he's okay.
Speaker 2: The phone Stella.
Speaker 3: David exclusively scats Now you said that video don cheatlescatting
Speaker 3: no on Rocky Mountain PBS when he was in high school.
Speaker 2: No, I want to see that. Oh man, let me
Speaker 2: find it. Keep talking, I'll find it. Yeah, I I
Speaker 2: uh Nate.
Speaker 3: We certainly Umar, we wish you the best with your school,
Speaker 3: and we believe in you and we cannot wait to
Speaker 3: go to the season opener for the fighting Applie.
Speaker 2: I'm buying gear. Yeah, I'm buying all.
Speaker 3: Man, If you start making gear for the school, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna call it merch. I don't want to come
Speaker 3: outify it in that way. You got children, and it
Speaker 3: is for support.
Speaker 2: It is for support.
Speaker 3: If you start a booster club where you make your
Speaker 3: clothes available, I promise you, sir, you will have a
Speaker 3: number of purchases made here on. My mama told me, man,
Speaker 3: come on, I'm gonna get Stella bandana. We are finding
Speaker 3: something for everyone in our household.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have the babies decked out. Come on, it's
Speaker 2: gonna say, it's gonna say future Frederick Douglas. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: I love that. I listen if that.
Speaker 3: If he gets to school off the ground and they
Speaker 3: con he in athletics, yeah, we will travel to a
Speaker 3: game and vloggie, what's a game? I'm getting season tickets, Bake,
Speaker 3: I'm moving my I'm moving my family to whatever remote
Speaker 3: part of Philadelphia you're building this.
Speaker 2: Then, by the way, concessions of a doctor umar game.
Speaker 2: Come on, concession is gonna go crazy, real crazy. They're
Speaker 2: gonna have They're gonna have skewers, them hot dogs getting grilled.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, Burt Burt Lake. Yeah, man, we should just let
Speaker 2: us run it.
Speaker 3: He he needs to take his hands off the wheel, yes,
Speaker 3: and let and let some actual visionaries take over from here,
Speaker 3: because I do think he is a visionary in that
Speaker 3: he's imagining an alternative world where like he can actually
Speaker 3: transform the experience for black and brown people in in
Speaker 3: the world. Like he really is a visionary in that
Speaker 3: sense a way that you and I don't see ourselves.
Speaker 3: We are not taking on those challenges of transformation for
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in my in my brain, I see myself that way.
Speaker 2: But I know enough to never enact the crazy ideas
Speaker 2: that I have and it doesn't make it past here.
Speaker 3: And we need somebody with his ambition who can do that.
Speaker 3: We need somebody who's gonna get the water turned on,
Speaker 3: get that water turned on. I wasn't gonna do that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know how brother, You know how much stuff
Speaker 3: I thought would be cool. Yeah, I bought a bodyboard
Speaker 3: the other day.
Speaker 2: You and for one of the kids. They're out there
Speaker 2: going crazy. Yeah yeah, But my.
Speaker 3: Point is is that here is this beautiful opportunity. You've
Speaker 3: created the facility, you've you've painted the walls blue and
Speaker 3: red for some reason. But here we are with this
Speaker 3: beautiful opportunity where you hand over the keys and you go, fellas,
Speaker 3: get to making some gym T shirts, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Get to really imagining what kind of books and lunches
Speaker 3: can happen here in this Forrederick Douglas building.
Speaker 2: Get us the mural on the first entryway. Yep, you
Speaker 2: know that the school mural that they always had, and
Speaker 2: he has one. You should know that, bro, it's gonna
Speaker 2: go crazy. He does have one of those right now?
Speaker 2: Does have one already? See, my man, he it's like
Speaker 2: you said, he is thinking. He's thinking. He's not not thinking,
Speaker 2: he's not not thinking.
Speaker 3: He's It's not careless, it's not careless, but it isn't
Speaker 3: quite as thought out as needed to be.
Speaker 2: And I don't know about the specifics whose name is
Speaker 2: that water Biling. I don't know that. I don't know
Speaker 2: that he knows that.
Speaker 4: Grand opening coming soon for those who have donated him
Speaker 4: Grand Marcus called me the Honorable Frederick Douglass, the Prophet,
Speaker 4: that Turner and the Emperor John Jack deslist. Where my
Speaker 4: Haitian Africans at? Where are my Haitian that Turner land?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see you on Thursday, my brother.
Speaker 3: My favorite part of the video is that at one
Speaker 3: point he's walking through the building and he thanks everybody
Speaker 3: from everywhere. He says, my my Connecticut Africans, my my
Speaker 3: Phoenix afric loves my Chicago Africans, Miami, and he literally
Speaker 3: goes to every may he gets. He gets international on
Speaker 3: the list.
Speaker 2: I'm getting fucking hyped. He hits everybody because he and
Speaker 2: he is. He's hyping you up, and you goucks man.
Speaker 2: We did we we all did this and I didn't
Speaker 2: do nothing. But I'm like, damn, we did this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah go.
Speaker 2: Here's a question for you. I have, honestly, how many
Speaker 2: more single line parts do I have to get in
Speaker 2: Matt Damon Movies, Oh to receive an honorary doctorate yep,
Speaker 2: from doctor Umar's K through eight? Like, what could do
Speaker 2: I have to accomplish that he would let me do that?
Speaker 2: You don't think I.
Speaker 3: Think you're gonna have to do something purely black, like
Speaker 3: kill a guy, kill a white guy. I don't mean black.
Speaker 3: I mean for doctor Umar, white guy. Everybody kills people.
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that like doctor Umar, part of his game
Speaker 3: is to always call people combs. And it's so long
Speaker 3: as you are a single line and a Matt Damon film,
Speaker 3: you are a coon to him.
Speaker 2: I would love to get a single line in Nemesis.
Speaker 3: And that's the I would love to Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: for these is not calling me.
Speaker 2: I think for him, that's what.
Speaker 3: He needs in order to feel like you are worthy
Speaker 3: of the honorary degree. But I'm not suggesting you're a coon.
Speaker 3: I just am suggesting doctor Umar would as he would me.
Speaker 3: I'll never get my name on that building. I've done
Speaker 3: too much on the internet, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like he that's really the hardest part about all this
Speaker 2: is to turn it back inwards, is that we can't
Speaker 2: get down. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, he's never gonna fuck with us like that. But
Speaker 3: that doesn't change my want to support him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll still go to the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still a fan of him, even if he's
Speaker 3: not a fan of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I really do feel that way, and that's how
Speaker 2: you know you're a fan. Yeah, you are. I feel
Speaker 2: like a lot of times it comes off tongue in
Speaker 2: cheek on this, but as an entertainer, I think entertainer.
Speaker 3: Thank your time. It's a scary word. I get stumbled
Speaker 3: up all the time.
Speaker 2: He's in the tough on entertainer. I think that he
Speaker 2: You are a true fan of him.
Speaker 3: I think he's maybe one of the best entertainers we've
Speaker 3: ever experienced online.
Speaker 2: You hear that, Cedric, you are the entertainers the other one.
Speaker 3: But I think that doctor Umara sends even past because
Speaker 3: he's so effective in being both like slightly convincing and
Speaker 3: funny the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also good at his d I was hyped
Speaker 2: like him in front of that mural I was excited.
Speaker 2: I'm still kind of excited.
Speaker 3: We we should tell them we've tried to have doctor
Speaker 3: Umar on the show before. Yeah, we've actively pursued doctor Umar.
Speaker 2: We didn't have it in the budget. Maybe this new
Speaker 2: network that we're trying to get locked in. Yeah, in
Speaker 2: a way that that.
Speaker 3: That really felt even more telling to to why I
Speaker 3: love him so much. We we emailed doctor Umar or
Speaker 3: Doctor Umar emailed back immediately. It wasn't even like a
Speaker 3: long wait, we don't know if it was him. Well,
Speaker 3: doctor Umar's team emails back immediately, they go, thank you
Speaker 3: for your interests. It will be five seventy five hundred
Speaker 3: in person, it will be five thousand for a zoom recording,
Speaker 3: plus a hotel and expenses, flight, hotel and expenses.
Speaker 2: And if I had it like that, yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: That was the tough thing about that is I think
Speaker 2: we talked about it. We were like, if it was
Speaker 2: in the budget, I would pay top.
Speaker 3: Dollar for a hundred no question, you don't miss.
Speaker 2: And and by the way, paid seventy five hundred twelve
Speaker 2: all said, all said twelve five. All in paid twelve
Speaker 2: five for what will most definitely be a terrible episode. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's how much we're I wouldn't gonna be good,
Speaker 2: we wouldn't have fun even for a minute. No, he
Speaker 2: would hate us.
Speaker 3: We're gonna bring him in my room. He's gotta see Stella.
Speaker 3: I got a hairless caddy here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be awful.
Speaker 3: He's really gonna look at these walls and he's gonna
Speaker 3: have complicated feelings about what the fuck this is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we have a Korean man
Speaker 2: in a closet.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I forgot that he would have to process
Speaker 3: that alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, alone figuring out what to do. It's it's honestly
Speaker 2: seeing the Isaac, doctor Umar, you would be worth the memory.
Speaker 3: He goes, and there was an Isaac.
Speaker 2: I spoke too, and there, Yeah, you're right in there.
Speaker 2: You know what's weird? And maybe this is crazy to say.
Speaker 2: I bet doctor Umar smells amazing. I can see that.
Speaker 2: I bet it's like a very distinct, like a woody scent,
Speaker 2: like strong wood, which is like I've been thinking about
Speaker 2: this a lot lately. I think that to really step
Speaker 2: into your unctum, you need to be more like a
Speaker 2: wood and less bright, a darker scent as opposed to
Speaker 2: like a floral or can't be out here smelling like
Speaker 2: fruit After forty I don't think, whoa, even if it's
Speaker 2: orange blossom, that's real.
Speaker 3: I am finding myself shifting into manlier sense.
Speaker 2: Saying, bro, my cologne is like a it's like it's
Speaker 2: like dense.
Speaker 3: I think I'm still not quite a dense levels. I
Speaker 3: think I'm still cowering away from that. But I think
Speaker 3: that's my own weakness more than me being honest with Yeah,
Speaker 3: what I should be doing? Men should smell like wooden beer. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: a little bit of tobacco.
Speaker 2: What's that chainsaw? Oh no, that's black a bile. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we should take a break.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, more David, more langs than more.
Speaker 2: My mama told me.
Speaker 1: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way?
Speaker 3: Oh what bird it is to sing on Channel six
Speaker 3: to day bad?
Speaker 2: Do not blown?
Speaker 3: Do do do?
Speaker 4: Do? Do? Do? Do?
Speaker 2: These white people are fed up with him. That girl's face.
Speaker 1: Boy ba ba ba up now now you you know
Speaker 1: it's you. I hope that you learn me too. Oh yes, yep,
Speaker 1: I really do. I wouldn't lie to you you're starts
Speaker 1: up because I hope that you love me too. Just
Speaker 1: keep talking to me, you know it feels so good.
Speaker 1: I love your eyes.
Speaker 2: This isn't even a part of jingle bells.
Speaker 1: I love those eyes.
Speaker 5: Those let those go?
Speaker 2: Don Can we pause it for one second? At no
Speaker 2: point in jingle bells does somebody demand that they they
Speaker 2: fuck now? No, no, no, no, it's jingle all the way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'm.
Speaker 3: Sorry I got upset and knocking everything over.
Speaker 2: It's ellen. You can't do this this is nuts, sweetheart,
Speaker 2: and you're a beautiful girl. Gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2: You're a beautiful girl. I'm a big fan of you.
Speaker 2: She wants to get up now because she's her body
Speaker 2: is weird, so she can't like move. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: got it. You're a beautiful girl. But it's too much.
Speaker 2: It's too much. No, okay. So here's what I think
Speaker 2: about that video. Yeah, I think it makes me love
Speaker 2: don Cheeto.
Speaker 3: I think they're like, let's just go ahead and fuck
Speaker 3: with these uh, because he's being very flippant. He's being
Speaker 3: very casual, very even remember what channel he was on.
Speaker 3: He said, Oh what fun it is to sing on
Speaker 3: Channel six today? He's not he didn't take this seriously
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 2: He brought his man. His man can't sing. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he's like, just just tell me how handsome I am.
Speaker 3: While I sketch. And from being from Denver, I know
Speaker 3: what happened. They had that white fucking choir and they said,
Speaker 3: oh no, we need to like we need to we
Speaker 3: need to like we can't just have this white choir.
Speaker 2: You think Denver was on like identity politics early.
Speaker 3: I think that I think that somebody said there's this
Speaker 3: talented young boy who goes to East High School. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I saw him in the play. He'd be perfect to
Speaker 3: spice up this Donald Romayne Shant.
Speaker 2: I don't know why his name is that because he
Speaker 2: gets l oh, he's getting to that green.
Speaker 3: I think that him and his friend know that this
Speaker 3: is silly, and I think they're they're I think I
Speaker 3: think they're like getting everybody.
Speaker 2: Fuck cause, like you saw that, he knows it's ridiculous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was he was being hilarious.
Speaker 3: No, he was being really funny and and also, like
Speaker 3: you said, very flippant about the ship. It didn't even
Speaker 3: feel like he was trying to sing his best. No,
Speaker 3: he was being really casual about singing in a way
Speaker 3: that that Yeah, it didn't feel it was very confusing.
Speaker 2: But you see how the whites in the back are
Speaker 2: taking it really seriously.
Speaker 3: They were taking it very seriously. And they also did
Speaker 3: not seem happy with the way that he was being capalier.
Speaker 2: Mmmm.
Speaker 3: They seem like they were like resentful of being in
Speaker 3: the back while he was up there being a good time.
Speaker 2: Gal So once again out to say shout out to
Speaker 2: don Chito's greatest Denver native All shout out to don cheito.
Speaker 4: He he was.
Speaker 2: That was really cool. I think he might be.
Speaker 3: He might be in the top ten for me of
Speaker 3: guests that we I've dreamt of. Man.
Speaker 2: I think he'd be fun. I think he's all. I
Speaker 2: think he's great. I really dark skinned hero.
Speaker 3: I think he would get in the eighties right away.
Speaker 3: He would know like this this stupid Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we someday, man someday. And if any of
Speaker 2: you guys have connects, I think he's related to Chauncey
Speaker 2: Billups somehow.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that helps. They kind of look
Speaker 3: like they would be. They got that head shape, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, they both went, they both lead.
Speaker 2: With head, rocky mountain head. Yeah, I think, I know.
Speaker 2: I know. I met a guy in Dever who's his
Speaker 2: nephew who'd be out sometimes. Damn. That boy looks like
Speaker 2: DoD Damn.
Speaker 3: He might be my favorite black actor dark sid you mean,
Speaker 3: I just think in general, Oh yeah, my favorites are
Speaker 3: usually cut off that way.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't usually go. I wish I could say
Speaker 2: black lights and this is where because we're doing sometimes.
Speaker 3: And I don't know that and we've had this argument before,
Speaker 3: and I certainly don't mean to rehash it, because you
Speaker 3: all could not have been meaner to me about it.
Speaker 3: You nasty motherfuckers. The way you spoke to me about
Speaker 3: about what I said, which I stand behind, which was
Speaker 3: specifically a list. You really don't need to do this,
Speaker 3: But you're right. I'm not going to bring it back up.
Speaker 3: But boy, were you mad at me about my previous
Speaker 3: thoughts on light skin celebrity?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: And and I think because we have so few, I
Speaker 3: think I collect black. It's a lot easier to have
Speaker 3: a favorite when when the light skin one. When there
Speaker 3: are so few, you're like James Earl Jones.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, yeah, I mean I'm the darkest though,
Speaker 2: so there's like not I never saw anybody on TV
Speaker 2: who looked at its close. That's what I'm saying. He is,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Yeah, King, King, King, He
Speaker 2: good man, that boy good. He's good at and he's
Speaker 2: good at all of it. He could do anything. He
Speaker 2: could be funny, he could be African. Yeah, he did
Speaker 2: that once. He did it. You know who didn't do that?
Speaker 2: You me and Will Smith?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 2: Well, nah, he didn't do it too good, did do
Speaker 2: a good job at all. I'll say this, didn't see
Speaker 2: ain't do it that good? I know it.
Speaker 3: Don Cheetle the only one that put on that British accent.
Speaker 3: I go, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: You know who did good? Forest Whittaker. Forest Whittaker didre.
Speaker 3: He went crazy. Forest Whitaker really went He went really crazy.
Speaker 3: Forest Whittaker went nuts in a way where like Hollywood
Speaker 3: had to take him seriously in a way that they
Speaker 3: didn't want to.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Just for years they had kind of like pushed Forest
Speaker 3: Whittaker off on like oh, he's like it will let
Speaker 3: him be like a bad guy and our ship, but
Speaker 3: we're not gonna let him be like a star.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then and then he that King of scott Scotland.
Speaker 3: They were like, ah, man, we gotta give it to you.
Speaker 2: You're a star. You know what I like about Forest Whittaker.
Speaker 2: He does the thing that a lot of like white
Speaker 2: actors that you always remember is a very strange speech pattern.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: It's like black Christopher walking. Yeah, and that's a lot
Speaker 2: of fun.
Speaker 3: I do think that at some point you gotta take
Speaker 3: yourself seriously enough that you gotta stop talking like you
Speaker 3: used to talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean? Where you go like, no,
Speaker 2: if I'm gonna be the artist I.
Speaker 3: Claim to be, there can't be any remnant of a
Speaker 3: little boy what I once was. So you just changed
Speaker 3: the whole vibe.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go like Madonna did.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get British leader. You know, my mama tell me, oh,
Speaker 2: he was upstairs. I don't have a lot of words
Speaker 2: right now, but I'm working.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it sounds like shit.
Speaker 3: I sound like shit, but certainly I do think that
Speaker 3: that's how you free yourself of who you were.
Speaker 2: Is what would you who would you talk like if
Speaker 2: you had to like completely if you had to go
Speaker 2: full artists mode, like no more comedies for you, straight
Speaker 2: up dramas and like dramas where you're trying to get
Speaker 2: your son back. You know, you're a binging a dad,
Speaker 2: you know, like a late stage Russell Crowe. No, I
Speaker 2: don't know that.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Russell Crowe is fighting everybody. No, just Russell
Speaker 3: Crowe now is like much more gravelly and kind of
Speaker 3: like uh and and gruff, but still Australian is yeah,
Speaker 3: and so like I like the idea of Russell Crowe
Speaker 3: after he's.
Speaker 2: Like a drunken Oh that's cool like I want it
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 3: It's it's serious and it's quiet and it's flippant and
Speaker 3: he curses a lot like I want it to be,
Speaker 3: like a drunk Australian.
Speaker 2: You know what's cool? You're doing like a reverse mel Gibson. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And yeah, people when they
Speaker 2: see your old shit, it'll be like when you see
Speaker 2: uh mad Max Wibelle Gibson, You're like, I didn't know
Speaker 2: what he's Australian. Yeah, why is he talking like I
Speaker 2: saw langsy kerminal abbit not Australian at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also bad father, you keep yelling, but it don't seem
Speaker 2: like you help it.
Speaker 3: Ohn No, Yeah, I think late stage Russell Crowe drunk
Speaker 3: Australian is exactly where i'd.
Speaker 2: Like to be. Well, you heard it here. We're both
Speaker 2: going to adopt colonizer voices, get famous and leave all
Speaker 2: of you behind.
Speaker 3: There's no chance you're coming with a sweetheart. But thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you for your investment thus far. And
Speaker 3: in the meantime, Leson, can you tell them where you're
Speaker 3: gonna be at and what cool things you have going on?
Speaker 2: H yeah, thank you, David follow Did that fuck you up?
Speaker 2: That I did your thing? No, you know it's not
Speaker 2: my thing. I think I've just taken on the responsibility
Speaker 2: and and have presumed it is mine. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 2: you liked it.
Speaker 3: I don't like doing work at all.
Speaker 2: Okay. I think there's this massive.
Speaker 3: Illusion that people have of me that I actually enjoy
Speaker 3: doing the labor.
Speaker 2: I thought that. I always thought that you. I always
Speaker 2: kind of was. I always kind of feel like I'm
Speaker 2: like leans really likes doing the world.
Speaker 3: I think I'm so afraid of quiet and put so
Speaker 3: much onwus on things getting quiet as my fault that
Speaker 3: I over'll. I'll talk through the quiet quickly and just
Speaker 3: act quickly, presuming that is my responsibility.
Speaker 2: Damn. Okay, well noted, Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that felt great.
Speaker 3: You can follow me at lengths and Kerman on all
Speaker 3: social media platforms. You you can see us live or no.
Speaker 2: It'll probably have already had hi gone. Probably well you
Speaker 2: saw us live and we sold that bitch out we
Speaker 2: said we did.
Speaker 3: The tickets couldn't have sold faster.
Speaker 2: A lot of notable celebrities too.
Speaker 3: Oh bad bitches left right and down the middle. I
Speaker 3: can't believe the Obama showed up and and I'm sorry
Speaker 3: we had to put them out. I'm sorry we had
Speaker 3: to put them out.
Speaker 2: But but Malia, you know what you did. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: talk about that. Ah, that's so buddy cool guy jokes
Speaker 2: that he zeven on Instagram. You know, just watch this.
Speaker 2: We're really making a run here. We're in my house,
Speaker 2: We're we're this is We need you, We need you,
Speaker 2: We need you to watch this. We need you to
Speaker 2: join the Patreon. We're fighting for our life. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to hide it. We would go through some ship personally, emotionally.
Speaker 2: We need this, you know that need this to work.
Speaker 3: You know that part of the Gail King interview where
Speaker 3: r Kelly stands.
Speaker 2: Up, don't do that. Don't do that for my life
Speaker 2: right now, Robert, sit down. I am Robert, sit down,
Speaker 2: Bye bitch,