WEBVTT - Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David) 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:21.520 Racist stuff. I can't tell me. 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:27.960 The C stands for cool Breeze, Who's noticed the chap? 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:31.159 Freddy Calhoun, the coolest cut at Camp My ones in 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.959 My two's got your wholetown shook Better listen to your 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:36.680 corner and watch for the hook. Welcome Little Mama's and 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:40.680 gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:44.000 Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:46.480 pockets of black conspiracy theory. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:50.440 And we don't prove anything, We don't teach you anything. 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:55.160 We have nothing for you. That could not be more true. 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.680 But there is someone out there who does have something 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:03.760 for them. Oh, this is exciting news. It's not breaking news. 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:07.040 You yourself are probably aware of this, but I couldn't 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:11.640 have been more excited. Doctor Umar has revealed a school. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:18.640 No today, no over the weekend. He revealed that he 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:23.000 does in fact have a facility. He showed us. He 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:27.039 showed us video of him walking through the school. He 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:28.640 shows us video of him. 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:29.560 Pressing the. 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:35.559 Sinks to show that the water is running. He shows 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:40.000 the exterior of the school, which has portraits of different 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:46.560 black figures, including some of some of the greatest revolutionaries 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:51.200 in history. Doctor Umar tells us that the school is 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:55.920 ready to go. They just need a couple more clearances. Yeah, 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:58.000 a couple more checkpoints. 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:01.080 They in the state of Florida. Is I don't know 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.640 where the school is. You can't tell them, you can't 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:04.560 reveal the location. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:08.079 That that is a troubling part of it is there's 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:09.000 not a lot of. 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:12.000 Details of what corners you can find the school on 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.600 or I would like to know what school district. It 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:18.400 does not exist in the district that much. I'm sure, bro, 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:21.639 you know what My first question is, truly, so it's 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:27.600 a school. Is it supposed to be elementary age? Elementary? Okay? 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.679 My major question, and I think we could. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.440 I don't know what range it goes up to. Certainly 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.760 there are elementary deaths in the school. 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:40.520 Whatever the range is my question? What is the mascot? 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:51.760 But yeah, because the colors, I assume a red, black, 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:55.240 and green. Goa. You gotta some that it's gotta be right. 0:02:55.560 --> 0:03:02.840 Yeah, there's no adjective for sank kophas, you know what 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:07.239 I mean, the silly say no, but I think he's 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:08.639 got to have like I think it should be like 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.920 the fighting Yeah, fighting for sure, abolitionists, right. 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:17.360 You could even make it a person. Yeah, like it 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.400 could be the Du Boys, but you don't want to. 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:23.480 You don't want a foam man. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:27.720 That's the worm w E B Boys. That's a worry 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:30.840 dressed up like one of those mascots. Yeah, you see 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:34.320 it like that. It's still balding. It still looks like 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:35.400 w B DU Boys. 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.080 And then you gotta see w B D Boys get sturdy. 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.840 He's lips the US popcorn. 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.080 Damn. W B D Boys can dunk? 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:52.600 Yeah? 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:57.120 Yeah you trampoline, trampoline, No, we got. I really would 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.520 like to know what the mask because I assume there 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:00.560 will be athletics. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:06.280 You gotta assume that, doctor Umar, if you're collecting all 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.760 of these true African kids. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.000 Maybe a mistake to not let them hoop a little bit. 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.720 I think you kind of have to. You gotta do something, 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.000 which then maybe are we talking? Is this like a 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:23.520 Donda Academy? What if it becomes a basketball powerhouse? Move 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:31.279 over to Hurricane Yeah, we gotta yeah. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:37.600 Fuck, that's like, I'm so curious about the extra clubs. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:39.120 Is there a Spanish club? Probably not. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:42.920 I think I think the unfortunate reality is I'm not 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:46.400 sure that doctor Umar has envisioned this far. But I 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:50.000 think that if he were truly treating this as a 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:54.279 school to create opportunity for these kids, it is not 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:57.160 to do it in isolation. It's not to put them 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.599 in this building and just have them learn your thoughts 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.960 and make them like, study your shit and somehow they'll 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.240 be better for the world because of it. The way 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.040 you make these kids better is to make them play 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:11.320 ball against people who do not believe none of the 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:12.440 shit they're being taught. 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:15.640 That's what I'm saying. Stand on it. Yes, play these 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:18.320 white schools. Play it. Play these Mexicans school. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.520 Call them all the words that you've been learning in school. Yeah, 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:24.560 come on, and now we're fighting. Come on, now we've 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.200 gotten Now we've got a rival. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.760 Yeah, to bring it to the paint, bring it to 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.479 a problem with my ethics, my teachings. Bring it to 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:33.919 the paint. And I assume he would also head coach, 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:39.359 for which you would pay himself a handsome salary. Coach 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.960 Umar sounds bro. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.479 You know he's going coaching doctor Uma, coach Doctor. You 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.520 know that doctor gotta stay in there. 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:53.760 Our team circle up on coach doctor. The good coach. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:57.960 Doctor said, we gotta run thirteen suicides. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:03.400 Yo, imagine the assistant coach at Coach Doctors school, because 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.440 you know how the assistant coach is always kind of 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:07.880 not on some host shit, but he's always like coach 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:08.919 doctor Wort's hard. 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:11.320 Coach doctor Wort's. 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.560 Hard, and I don't want to see you guys slick 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:16.320 it off, like bro, you have to. 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:21.000 You have to be willing to defend a man against children, 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:28.440 which is never should never be the situation. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:29.440 You should never be. 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.840 Standing in front of a room full of children and 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:32.800 saying he's. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:33.800 Right and you're wrong. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:34.400 Kids. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.440 I remember even as a kid, like a high school age, 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:41.600 like thinking like man like assistant coaches be like, man, 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:44.440 you gotta go with your wife after this. Yeah you're yelling, 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.320 like you're yelling at me about how I'm talking to 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:50.960 that man who talks to me crazy. Right. 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.840 There were only two versions of assistant coaches. They were 0:06:53.880 --> 0:07:00.000 either like absolute like host like up the coaches. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:04.120 As yeah like Sam Jackson and Django, Yeah exactly, huh. 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:08.240 It's Steve Big Stephen Vibe. Yeah that was he assisted 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:16.000 ass coach. Yeah, whatever play you want, I wouldn't know, 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:21.720 boy's right running the trap boss. There was that, but 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:26.600 then the alternative was like real chill guy, cool. 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:30.680 Cool assistant coach was important. That was to mister Wilson. Yeah, 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.040 the coach we all assume smokes weed. 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:35.640 They they were the one that smokes weed. Yeah, is 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.520 real cool because you can you get yelled at by 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.680 a different dude. Yeah, and then you can kind of 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.280 slide over there with him and he can talk you through. 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:47.960 Yeah. Not a solution, no, he Because the thing about 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:51.440 coolest isn't coach, not even particularly sure he knows all 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:52.480 the rules of the game. 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:58.120 He doesn't have a lot of power there. You can 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:04.400 tell he's more just a vibe dude. Yeah, and he's 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:07.720 awesome for your vibe. But man, is he useless as 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:09.880 far as like getting you back in the game. He 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:13.160 drawn up one play this whole year. He can't even 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:16.200 tap the coach to be like I think he's ready. No, yeah, 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.800 he can't. Na he can't do anything. They say stick 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:24.240 to special teams. Yep, you got JV. 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.680 You know who's worse, And I would be interested. I 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:29.160 don't know if this is the same parallel in women's sports, 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:31.920 but I know this happened for us. The worst coach 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:36.840 ex player coach. I remember the one on our football 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:38.640 team where it's like, bro, you're like six years older 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.000 than me. WHOA, what do you do? Did you? 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:41.199 Did? 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:41.280 You? 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.120 Guys? Have you guys have that? That might be a 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:48.520 heavy football thing too. We had it at for our 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:49.640 high school basketball. 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.360 A bunch of them were ex players. My head coach 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:56.920 when I was playing was a former not the head 0:08:56.960 --> 0:09:01.240 head coach of varsity, but the head coach of sophomore 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.840 basketball when I was playing, was an ex player, and 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:08.439 he was one of them dudes that like would if 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.040 you fucked up, he'd get out there and show you 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:16.160 how it's done. And man, that sucked. That sucks so 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:19.000 bad when you watch a forty year old man slap 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:25.320 the floor. Yeah, and play hard against your friends either way, 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:25.800 and then you. 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:32.400 Know its tender profile says works with kids. Bro, bro, Hey, 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:36.400 if any women have access to assistant coach tender profiles, 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.800 we will pay money. Probably not, but we would really 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:41.640 like to see that. I would like to see some 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.559 assistant coach tender profile. I'd like to see teacher profile 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:48.160 tender profiles in general. Yeah, I'm good on teachers. Oh 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:49.840 well you were inside baseball. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:54.840 Yeah, I want to see he said, I'm good on teachers. Yeah, 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.280 I know what that is. You know what I mean. 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:00.719 You already got on a work show, so you took 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.720 the picture there. Yeah yeah, yeah, you think it's handsome 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:06.959 and perhaps people that see this will but like yo 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.000 just reads of dork in a way that. 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.400 It's so tough in life when your work shirts are 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.960 your best shirts. Bro. I had a time when I 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:18.560 was probably like I was probably like nineteen down, bad, 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:23.199 damn near homeless in the car. Sometimes I worked at Target. 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:26.800 My work shirts were my good shirts and they were 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:31.040 Target red Polos. They only got one shirt over there, 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:35.480 Target red Polos, Dicky's double these neat Khaki's. And I 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:39.680 would just I would go to the party in the 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:43.160 Target shirt because I was my so many times, man, 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:44.920 and just haha, just. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:48.000 Whoa. 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:48.560 Yeah. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.440 I had to play it off, yeah yeah, because you're like, nah, 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:52.280 it's my good shit. 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:57.520 Yeah yeah, because my only other good were pair of clothes, 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:59.839 the three X G unit jacket. I got it, t 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.440 J max Is Jude. I just can't pull it off. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:08.000 God damn, this sucks. This isn't a tough opening. 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:12.800 Yeah, this is a nightmare. But you didn't have that 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:13.960 when you were teaching it all. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.640 Well, you said bow ties bow ties went both ways 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.840 for you, but I got I caught it in. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:23.960 A in a huge save for my for my life 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.920 at the time. I caught that beautiful wave where we 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:30.199 were dressing up to go out. Yeah, oh that's you, 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.160 you know what I mean? So like I could literally 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:36.320 get off work and have on clothes that I could 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.000 go out in it. 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:40.960 I could play that off easy. Did it feel crazy 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.400 to mold mines and then try to go get pussy 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:44.439 in the same outfit? 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:49.000 Uh? I made peace with it pretty pretty quickly. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:55.160 Once I got that cracking. Yeah, I forget what's that rum? 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:55.480 Hits? 0:11:56.559 --> 0:12:00.559 What's that rum? Funny? 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:00.920 Yeah? 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:05.120 No, I you do feel crazy at first, yeah, but 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.520 then you go, well, this is just functionality. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.440 This right, this makes everything easy. 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:13.439 I could because I could go do uh, I could 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:16.720 I could teach, I could go do a show, and 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.920 then I could go out all in the same boat 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:20.679 tide outfit. 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.240 It's a streamlined experience. 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:22.480 Bro. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:25.920 It was that synergy. 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.440 That's what that means, right, That's what that common poem 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:32.280 was about. Yeah, it's about we're in the same outfit, 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:36.080 We're that same out TV where that same outfit from 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.240 go karts to the club. 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.600 Yo, bro. I remember when I first started comedy, I 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:44.720 was working at a casino, so I had to like 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:50.160 it was like business casual, but my pockets were sewn up. Fuck. 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:54.720 So I'd be out trying to like, you know, get 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.800 something going. You gotta get a little motion in the 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.160 same talking to girls and ship like that, and like, 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:02.199 what's wrong with your fucking they So they sew your 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:06.400 pockets up to keep you from stealing stealing chips. Holy ship, Yeah, 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:08.760 you had to sew your pockets up, and I was 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:12.959 also I also seemed crazy because like, so they sew 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:15.000 your pockets up to make keep you from steel chips. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.560 You also, because the cameras are overhead, every time you 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:20.880 move your hands or touch something, you have to clear 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:24.800 your hands to the so but like you get it 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.679 becomes a reflex. So I'm like at a bar, like, 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:35.360 come from my pocket sewed up in a sweater, best 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:42.600 fucking psychopath. It just looks like you're like a magician. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:48.839 I would do what I would grab are and you're 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.800 like what the fuck? Yeah, it took a while to 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:53.920 like break that unlearned. Yeah, because I worked there for 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:55.680 like a year and a half. That's a long time. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.280 Yeah, flipping your hands up. 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:01.000 Yeah, shut out to the FBI though, Oh yeah they 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:01.680 helped you quit. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:06.720 Yeah yeah yeah, I yah yeah that God damn. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:07.320 Umar. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.520 Umar should really start to think about what what this 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:12.319 school could be. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:15.640 I think because in the way that decorations make a 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:19.560 house a home, I think that extra curriculars make a 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:20.520 school an institution. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:25.240 And I will say that from the footage he showed us, Uh, 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.400 there was no decoration. 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:29.960 That's that's a problem. 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:32.240 It is a lot of empty rooms, a lot of 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:37.360 unfurnished rooms. The water is running in this building that 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:40.000 he claims this is again, I'm not one hundred percent 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:41.240 sure on even that. 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:42.120 That shouldn't be the thing. 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.520 You have to show that you have a better I 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:47.280 think books is probably good. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.680 There are none, not. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:53.800 The water works, not a book has been purchased, not 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:58.640 a not, not a staff member in sight. It is 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:04.200 just doctor walking through what is technically a school building. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.880 You know what else I'm now I'm really thinking about it. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:11.200 You know what else? I'm curious about? School lunches? Okay, 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:17.160 what is the cuisine at doctor at u of m Academy. 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:18.160 I don't know what he's gonna call it. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.920 I think it's the Frederick Douglas. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.360 Oh, that's right, he has said something like that. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:26.520 But this is a big question because now doctor Rumar 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:30.000 is being put in a very complicated position. We're talking 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:34.320 about the empowerment of black youth and the future of 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:40.560 this world. You feeding them cheese sandwiches is unacceptable. 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:41.040 Not gonna cut it. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.120 That's not the future you're promising us now. 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:47.920 Is the cafeteria primarily African American cuisine? 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.760 And that's a great question. I would assume he actually 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.160 would go full Pan African and make it. 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:55.000 Like, oh like Foo food and stuff. 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:57.920 Yeah, Like he'd go like international black with it. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:15:59.360 Gary. That'd be weird. 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.120 Yeah, I mean I would eat African food at school. 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:05.160 But I bet, I bet in his heart of hearts 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:09.880 it's a new cuisine every day, all the places where 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:10.520 we're from. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:13.080 And then for punishment, he's like, here's some Polish food. 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:21.640 Yeah, yeah, you showed up late for the third time, Maurice. 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:25.800 It's bush today, and that's too bad because we're han't 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:33.440 been out a pudding. Yeah, it's Auntie day. Bro. 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:38.720 It's just like the opportunity for shenanigans is so high. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:42.680 I'm really impressed with his ability to keep. 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:44.760 The ball in the air. It's been a long time. 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:46.520 It's been a long time. And that was a lot 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:47.280 of the feedback. 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:50.000 I should say that that part of the way that 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:54.120 I came across this is because Charlemagne, the god we 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:58.040 love him over, can't get enough of that guy. I 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:07.639 think he's funny and smart. Charlemagne had posted uh uh 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:12.720 reposted Umar posting it being like y'all said it wouldn't happen. 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:16.040 What y'all gotta say now is he going to send 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:17.359 his kids and that? 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:21.120 And that's where it gets nasty, right, is that now 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:27.280 we're in this this complicated game of him having somewhat 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:32.879 achieved a goal he claimed to achieve, thus proving everything 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:37.200 he's ever said to be true for a small pocket 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:38.199 of people. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:46.920 Because like it's it's probably gonna be private. It's real, Okay, 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:51.520 if we're playing the game. I played the game play, 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:53.240 we're playing the game. You have to play the game. 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.159 But we should acknowledge this is a lie. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:58.680 Yeah, no, there would be books probably. 0:17:58.840 --> 0:17:59.040 Yeah. 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.240 I think I think this is like a triple beam scale, 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:07.840 some kind of a Bunsen Burmer, because it's gonna also yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:09.960 And you're making it so that like, oh, you showed 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:13.600 me a facility, Thus the facility becomes real, and then 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:16.920 you'll find other checkpoints to create so that we are 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.640 never actually entering this building. 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:22.480 Because I also worry, Yeah, is this going to be 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.280 like a boarding school? Is there gonna be dormitories? I 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:26.400 didn't get that vibe. 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:29.399 Okay, Okay, this is to drop them off the for 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:32.440 the some Philadelphia community. 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.520 Okay, that's probably. Man. I wonder what pickup line at. 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:42.359 D And that's also scary because you're asking people to 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:46.000 send their kids to this school that theoretically is is. 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:49.119 Steeped in controversy. 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:52.280 Yeah, that's that's a scary thing as a parent to imagine, 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:54.800 like I'm gonna put my kid in doctor Umar's school 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:57.600 and he's gonna be online calling white people the devil 0:18:57.640 --> 0:18:59.760 and maybe somebody retaliates. 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:02.560 Maybe there's some version. So I didn't even think about that. 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:05.000 That's so much more responsible than hows. Well, there will 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:06.480 be armed guards. 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:09.680 I would hope. So, I mean they certainly weren't at 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:10.399 that walkthrough. 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:15.640 Listen, man, Yeah, I hate to be on doctor Umar's side. 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:18.280 It was just a walk through. Yeah, granted I haven't 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:20.240 seen it. I just do my own shit this weekend. 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:26.640 Yeah, that's not your responsibility in this podcast. I keep 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:30.280 up with the you mar stuff. Yeah, you focus more one. 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:35.520 And it works for us. He're here. I think I 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:37.800 need to show you. Yeah, I think maybe I need 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:43.159 to see it because I'm like, I'm whereas you sound. Uh, 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:47.280 you sound like the game. I'm excited to see a 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:50.359 vision come together. I love when a plan comes together. 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:54.280 I'm not mad at it. I just uh am not 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:57.080 a believer necessarily. But maybe I'm wrong. 0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:00.720 Okay, let me look at your school, bro and sisters. 0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:04.399 We are complete, and we are ready to decorate for 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:09.359 our children. We are ready to decorate for our community again. 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.119 And he said we stole the money. They say they 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:14.640 would never be no school. But I'm here to tell 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:17.800 you today the school is done and the school is ready. 0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:21.840 Those floors, brothers and sisters, we ready. It doesn't look 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:22.960 like kness. 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:25.560 We will be learning. We are ready, brothers. And look 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:27.520 at the shine on that floor, brothers and sisters. 0:20:27.520 --> 0:20:30.040 And you built this ready for academic revolution. 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:34.800 Oh you're ready for in these sacred classrooms, in these 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:36.800 sacred walls, there will be an accritus. 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:41.960 For a second. Here's what I'll say that is good 0:20:42.040 --> 0:20:42.440 or bad. 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:52.840 It does look like a school in Africa. You think 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:56.000 he was modeling it off of a place that was 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:58.280 struggling with resources. 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:00.800 The school right outside my grandpa's been looks kind of 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:03.000 like that. Yeah, I got unco works at the school 0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:06.240 looks kind of similar. Yeah. I think if that's the 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:07.520 vibe he's going for. 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:15.840 I think it looks a little bit like you aren't 0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.840 telling us the whole story of this school. I don't 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:21.000 like how much time he spent on the bathroom. You 0:21:21.080 --> 0:21:23.399 didn't build this from the ground up. 0:21:23.760 --> 0:21:27.520 Yeah, and the bathroom is like, I don't want to say, 0:21:27.520 --> 0:21:31.000 the least important room in the school. But if we're 0:21:31.000 --> 0:21:34.800 talking about areas, that's maybe not what I'm worried about. 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:38.399 I really like to see that classroom first. 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:41.040 I would like to see the classroom. Yeah, but you 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:44.040 saw he did show one showed classrooms. So how many 0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:46.280 deaths was that? That seemed like a good classroom side. 0:21:46.320 --> 0:21:49.120 It didn't seem like the amount of deaths that would 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:53.120 have a school be overcrowded. No, it was a lot 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:54.320 of desk. 0:21:56.480 --> 0:21:58.800 For one room and then none for the rest. 0:22:00.160 --> 0:22:04.000 Uh and desks you know, you could get desks. 0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:07.000 Yeah, you can get desks, for sure. They are expensive, well, 0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:07.520 but you can. 0:22:07.560 --> 0:22:10.440 Even when I was a kid during the war, we 0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:14.919 my mom and some people we uh, we filled a 0:22:15.119 --> 0:22:19.600 container with school supplies the donation and senate tocerely on 0:22:20.080 --> 0:22:23.560 gang of desks in there. Here's gang of desks in there. 0:22:23.560 --> 0:22:26.840 Here's what I'll say that that put me off the 0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:30.199 most and made me feel the most. This is what 0:22:30.400 --> 0:22:34.000 turned me into the detective I've become. Inside of this, 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:39.119 the colors don't match what he says. 0:22:38.760 --> 0:22:42.000 He's building, the colors of the school. 0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:46.520 There's no like African nize color scheme. 0:22:46.720 --> 0:22:49.960