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Speaker 1: got some fun stuff coming up, including the Pinocchio Wars

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Speaker 1: that everyone is so excited for and everyone once and

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Speaker 1: they all asked for it. People were frothing for it.

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Speaker 1: It was it was scary, and we're like, okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: we'll cover both new Pinocchios. Fine, fine, we'll do it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and uh yeah, so we will see you in the

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Speaker 1: new year. Kiss Kiss by