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Speaker 2: I'm not dilly dickon, I'm not dilly dalllying. I mean

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Speaker 2: I am back from vacation and I got I mean

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna tell you I was so excited for vacation.

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Speaker 1: You were a Kidding's gonna be huge me if you

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Speaker 2: Oh they were with her?

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Speaker 2: In my mind, we are already an hour and fifteen

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Speaker 2: So then we drive and it's time for dinner, and

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna tell you what, Ray, there's actually a

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Speaker 2: It's right down the street from Bass pro shop right

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Speaker 2: Online it says like first come, first serve. She's like,

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Speaker 1: On the weekends, semantics, man eat some food, all right. Cool?

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Speaker 2: Cool, So we go in and see the hostess like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, oh, okay, cool, and they're like,

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Speaker 1: Kids act like it.

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Speaker 2: And let me tell you, slow, slow, slow.

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Speaker 2: Dinner takes about an hour and forty five minutes, so

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Speaker 2: we have been wasting nothing but time A way I'm traveling.

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Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: It is so frustrating. I'm trying to be in a

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Speaker 1: But my in herself just wants to get there and

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Speaker 2: I mean the fact that she wasn't home to leave

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Speaker 1: But at that point you just have to say to yourself,

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Speaker 2: I understand. And I should have tried to. I should

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Speaker 1: The best. You gotta flip the switch. The best dads can.

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Speaker 1: The worst not the good dads can't flip that switch.

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Speaker 1: The best dads know how to flip it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And so we're driving after we get done with dinner,

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Speaker 2: she's like, I'm sorry. We should have just gone through

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Speaker 1: Mike, it's okay, it's okay. Hold on, doesn't matter with

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Speaker 1: that's what your kids are going to remember. Dads that

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Speaker 1: to remember. Correct, You've gotta flip the switch. I know, Ray,

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Speaker 2: I couldn't find it. I couldn't find the switch in

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Speaker 2: We're on vacation and we stop in Little Rock for

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: We're not making very good time. We've only made it

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Speaker 1: Gotta find spot HBO thirty two inch screen.

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Speaker 2: And we get in, we get to bed, and we

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Speaker 1: We are on the road.

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Speaker 2: Then it takes thirty minutes of Chick fil A. Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's okay, no big deal, that's all right. Not gonna

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Speaker 2: be angry. I flipped the switch. I'm in vacation mode.

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Speaker 1: My pleasure kids. Anything else I can do for you.

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Speaker 2: And let me tell you, Ray, we drove so well

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Speaker 1: Well, sure, kid, I'll get you an extra sauce.

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Speaker 2: Then the seven hours that we had left on a

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Speaker 2: road trip starting on Saturday morning, we only stopped twice.

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Speaker 1: Only stopped twice. Ray, call the cops. Wooooo.

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Speaker 2: It was amazing. We get to the lake. We go

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Speaker 2: swim in, we stay up late. It was pure chaos

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Speaker 2: at the lake. It was so fun.

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Speaker 1: All the family arrived at the same time or staggered starts,

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Speaker 2: My mom, dad, sister, her three kids, and Batter's Box's

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Speaker 2: kid all showed up on Saturday, got it, and then

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good timing. Yes, so you would have you'd

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Speaker 2: They could have got there Friday, if we were getting

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Speaker 2: there Friday, all that, they could have been there earlier,

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Speaker 2: if we were going to get there earlier. They just said, okay,

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Speaker 2: And so we go swim in, stay up late, cousins

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Speaker 2: see it. Go to bed, wake up. The next day

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Speaker 2: we go fishing and let me tell you, they fished

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Speaker 2: more than I've ever seen anybody fish in my life.

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Speaker 1: Cabin on the lake or what are we at?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're at a house on the lake.

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Speaker 1: I mean we had a rich Carlton for all I know.

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Speaker 2: No, No, we're at a little lake lake house on

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Speaker 1: I already picture it, no fanciness, nothing, And you pictured

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Speaker 1: my wife's lingerie in the corner of the bed.

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Speaker 2: No, not with all that family around, there's no lingerie happening.

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Speaker 2: And one thing about the lake is you don't You

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Speaker 2: so there's no lingerie happening. Kids are sleeping on the floor.

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Speaker 2: We got an air mattress, and the air mattress I

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Speaker 1: So then what oh a kid would come in to

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Speaker 2: And the youngest one is the worst because I don't

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Speaker 1: Cat gets in and tries to get in the king

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Speaker 1: super annoying. What are you doing mouth tape? No? Oh,

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Speaker 1: A lot of them women are doing that now.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm not doing mouth tape.

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Speaker 1: I just sleep. I just close my eyes, go sleep.

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Speaker 1: Paser's doing the mouth tape. So if you tried talking

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Speaker 1: I can't understand what you're saying. I only have a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm gonna tell you what happened.

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Speaker 1: And we fish.

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Speaker 2: Nothing exciting, go swimming. Then cousin Andrew shows up and

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you all about it. Right after this.

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Speaker 1: Are we allowed to guess? Yeah? You got touched by

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Speaker 2: No, no bears, no bears, dude. We swim, and it's

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Speaker 2: time for lunch and we're getting you know, the lunch

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Speaker 2: together sandwiches, and do you want ham or turkey? Ham?

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Speaker 2: All right? Ham ham?

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Speaker 1: Hey, babe, can you hate me the pickles? Sure's reading?

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Speaker 1: She gets the pickles.

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Speaker 2: Out of the fridge and we're talking a large jar

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Speaker 2: of pickles, okay, not you know huge, like where you

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Speaker 2: And she hands it to me and I guess I'm

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Speaker 1: Fridge very moist at camp.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's a glass jar and I grab it,

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Speaker 2: and I guess I really didn't grab it all the way.

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Speaker 1: Yes, jef yah, chef, Yes, chef, great show. Never seen it,

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Speaker 1: just know the reference, got it. It goes slipping through

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Speaker 1: my hands. Oh what dude, what are you? Who's the

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Speaker 1: guy that fumbels a lot? But Marco Murray and shatters

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Speaker 2: But it's heading for my right foot.

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Speaker 1: Kids, get out of the kitchen. My dad would have

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Speaker 2: I guess it was really heading from my left foot,

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Speaker 2: So I pulled my left foot back and up in

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Speaker 2: And my wife's like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: on glass. I was like, no, no, no, I did

436
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:50,359
Speaker 2: not step down. The glass shot into my foot after

437
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,040
Speaker 2: I dropped the jar.

438
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,440
Speaker 1: Oh.

439
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,679
Speaker 2: And she's like are you sure? And she's like, are

440
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,680
Speaker 2: you sure? And I said, yeah, I am sure.

441
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,240
Speaker 1: Why is she questioning you at this time of pain?

442
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,120
Speaker 2: And she looks she goes, I don't Oh, I see

443
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,440
Speaker 2: the blood and I'm like, yeah, it's there. I can

444
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,240
Speaker 2: feel it. And my sister, luckily as a nurse, and

445
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,359
Speaker 2: she starts looking at it and there's just blood coming

446
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,680
Speaker 2: out of my foot right.

447
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,520
Speaker 1: Like what point was she gonna believe you? When the

448
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 1: gush started to shoot her in the eye.

449
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know why she's questioning me.

450
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm on my last breath. Are you sure you got

451
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 1: hit with class?

452
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,560
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yes, I'm sure I got hit with

453
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,119
Speaker 2: glass and it is I'm in pain.

454
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,199
Speaker 1: I gotta change your voice. Her voice sounds like arnold,

455
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 1: and are you sure you got hit with class? Yes? Honey,

456
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,520
Speaker 1: I losey God, just this, Are you sure?

457
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 2: And so then I have to sprawl out on the countertop.

458
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 1: Are the kids seeing this? Oh my gosh, yes, we

459
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,440
Speaker 1: got a live version of er. I mean, look at

460
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:56,199
Speaker 1: the floor. Oh, you're not lying. And was anybody concerned

461
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,440
Speaker 1: about the pickles being lost? The kids? We right?

462
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,879
Speaker 2: Can I have piles? I'm like, no, guys, there's no

463
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:06,679
Speaker 2: pickles allowed to be had. There's glass everywhere, guys. So

464
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,919
Speaker 2: here I am. Look at me, dude, I'm up on

465
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 2: the counter and they're trying to do operation on my foot, brute.

466
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,720
Speaker 2: And my sister looks at it goes, oh, why was

467
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 2: your dad the night nurse?

468
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:18,640
Speaker 1: What was he doing?

469
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 2: I don't know what he was doing.

470
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 1: He was comforting. Cute.

471
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 2: No, my mom was comforting me.

472
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 1: Here, Dad gave you a pillow to clinch, and.

473
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 2: I mean I did give a shout out to Saint Jude.

474
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,639
Speaker 2: And then my mom is wearing a Saint Jude's shirt

475
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 2: in the picture.

476
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,439
Speaker 1: Oh that's great.

477
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I am like. My sister goes, oh my god,

478
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 2: that's in there deep.

479
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 1: How does that just fall in there? Is beyond me,

480
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,880
Speaker 1: That is what I'm saying. That denies gravity.

481
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 2: And the physics of it is just crazy to me.

482
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 2: That I didn't even step, and that it could shoot,

483
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,719
Speaker 2: that it had that much velocity that it was then

484
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 2: it went so deep into my foot that I velocity

485
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 2: hit her pitcher pitch velo.

486
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 1: I'm gushing blood right there on the floor. And so

487
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: I'm laying there and anybody called nine to one one,

488
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: not yet. That's America right there.

489
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 2: And my sister's like, man, it is really deep and

490
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 2: I'm and she goes, I can't. I can't believe you're

491
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 2: letting me dig this deep into your foot. And I'm like,

492
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 2: how deep could it be? And then she's like, oh,

493
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 2: I got a little piece. I'm like, there's still more

494
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,120
Speaker 2: in there. I feel it. I can feel there's more

495
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 2: glass in there. And so she is sitting there digging,

496
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 2: like fifteen twenty minutes of digging in my foot.

497
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 1: Dude, what do you Tatum and Brown man? You sound

498
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 1: like Kyrie right now.

499
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 2: And she's like it's too deep. I can't get it.

500
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to go wait die, No, I'm about

501
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,360
Speaker 2: to go to the minor emergency, the urgent care.

502
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: Did you tell her not to use terminology? Like we're

503
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: gonna have to let you go? Right? What is she

504
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 1: talking about it?

505
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 2: And my middle son is like, Dad, are you okay?

506
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 2: My cab man, it's just a little glass.

507
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 1: But just tell me the game, tell me the score

508
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: of the Concaft game.

509
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 2: And so cousin Andrew, who came to hang out with

510
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 2: the family and see the kids and everything, He's like,

511
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 2: I guess I'll take you because you're my wife needs

512
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 2: to stay here with your kids.

513
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 1: I guess he could have been a little bit more helpful.

514
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 1: And hey man, I was just picking my ass. I

515
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 1: guess I'll drive you to the hospital. What was he doing.

516
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,439
Speaker 1: There's no Wi Fi? So well he was gonna swim,

517
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: I mean, hang out with the kids. Man, Hey man,

518
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 1: I was about to go do another lap out there

519
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: in the front pool plays him back and forth.

520
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 2: No volleyball, there was no pool man, there was no pool.

521
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 2: And so he's like, all right, So we had to

522
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 2: drive into Marble Falls and go to the urgent care

523
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 2: and show up and there's only one person in front

524
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 2: of me. So I'm thinking it's gonna be in and

525
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 2: out quick. I've never been somewhere so slow in my life.

526
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: I thought the restaurant in Memphis was slow. Good God almighty.

527
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 2: We sat there for two hours when there was only

528
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 2: one patient in front of me.

529
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: One patient. This core memory. I hope you flipped the

530
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 1: switch and remember you're on vacation. I remember I'm on vacation.

531
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: The kids are to remember how Dad was yelling.

532
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 2: My cousin there was stuff he had to get at

533
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 2: the grocery store for the you know, because we were

534
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 2: running out of stuff already. On day one. He went

535
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 2: to get more pickles.

536
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: So we're gonna get groceries before we get you to

537
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: urging can.

538
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 2: He's already got me at the urgens gear and it's like,

539
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 2: oh man, there's only one patient in front of you.

540
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just run to the you know, HGB,

541
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 2: get some groceries and come back and you'll be out.

542
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: I'm not calling it urgent anymore. They took you to care.

543
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they took me to care exactly. And I'm there

544
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 2: just sitting and sitting and he comes.

545
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: Back, Hey are you Jason Gills? How's it going?

546
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 2: And the lady calls me back and I'm like, I'm limping.

547
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, what glass in your foot? She goes,

548
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 2: let me get your wheelchair.

549
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: They take your clothes off and I'm like, no, no,

550
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 1: I don't need a wheelchair. She goes, wait, did they

551
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: think some glass could have been in your taint? No? Okay,

552
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 1: and she was like, we've ruled out all areas.

553
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 2: I'm just because it's up by my toes is where

554
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 2: the glasses So I'm walking on my heel.

555
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: Okay, it's painful, but continue. And she's like it would

556
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 1: really make me feel better if you got a wheelchair.

557
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we're getting old right in front of

558
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: my eyes.

559
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 2: And I'm like I'm okay. She goes, no, no, I need

560
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 2: to put you in a wheelchair.

561
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: Just in case you're in a wheelchair. We need to

562
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: get this guy a wheelchair. Rip at iHeart so ray.

563
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: She puts me in a wheelchair and I'm like, all right, dude,

564
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: what if somebody leaks that photo?

565
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 2: She literally wheels me three doors and it's like all right,

566
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like this is it and she's like yeah, yeah,

567
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on. I was like, I'll get out

568
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: right here. She goes no, no, and she reverses it

569
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 2: back up, turns it and wheels me in and I'm like,

570
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 2: I can get out here. She goes, no, no, let

571
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 2: me get you closer to the bed. All over a

572
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 2: velastic shard, all over a velastic shard, dude, And she

573
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 2: wheels me right up next to the bed and then

574
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 2: she comes up and here, let me get your arms

575
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 2: just in case you fall. And I'm like, I am

576
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 2: not a ninety year old woman that's about to fall over.

577
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 2: I have a piece of glass in my foot.

578
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: Was she hot? No? Oh, and so she yeah, let

579
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: me just grab your don't feel a lot more safe?

580
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: Oil fell.

581
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, sorry about that.

582
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 2: Thank you for the support being there. And she's like, oh,

583
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: you know, we're gonna have you soak your foot for

584
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,719
Speaker 2: five minutes and then the doctor will be right in.

585
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: Twenty six minutes later, I'm still soaking my foot when

586
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 2: the doctor comes in. Five minutes turned into twenty six.

587
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 2: Cousin Andrew's back from the store. He got my mom yogurt,

588
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 2: he got some other cold items. They are roasting in

589
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 2: the car because it is taking so long.

590
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 1: Hey this cousin Andrew yet, does anybody have any prescription

591
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: medicine I need to pick up. I got the time.

592
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: Oh you' meal with a mailbox, perfect, no worries. So

593
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm gonna run to the paint store across

594
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: the street, Sherwin Williams, and we need to touch up

595
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: that door before we leave the Airbnb actually he was looking.

596
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 2: He was going to Benjamin Moore because the type of

597
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 2: paint they needed that Benjamin Moore is the only one

598
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 2: that carried that color. And it just happened to be

599
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 2: across the street from the care, not urgent care, and

600
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: it had a big open sign on the window. So

601
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 2: he's like, I'll be right back, and he was gone

602
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 2: for about six minutes and he comes back. He goes, well,

603
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 2: it says open, but it's not open.

604
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: Uh.

605
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 2: And then the doctor comes in and goes, all right,

606
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 2: let me take a look, and he goes, oh, man,

607
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 2: that's deep, and he starts to digging on.

608
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: Oh. He goes, let me go ahead and numb your

609
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: foot before you go on. Are we losing blood? Because

610
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 1: what you showed me the picture in the kitchen looked

611
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: like a significant amount of pint. If you will, have

612
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: we been able to stop the bleeding, You've been able

613
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 1: to stop the bleeding.

614
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 2: We got it bandaged up at the house.

615
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: Because I mean, there hasn't been a lot of urgency

616
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: if you were bleeding.

617
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 2: Right, And so I am face down on the chair.

618
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 2: He pulls down the big light and he starts digging

619
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 2: in there, and I'm like twitching I'm like, oh, I

620
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: don't know about that. So then he goes and gets

621
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 2: the big needle in numbs it and he's like, I'm

622
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 2: gonna have to cut it open more, but I gotta.

623
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: Be able to do something with colors where they can

624
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,479
Speaker 1: just tell where it is.

625
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 2: I'm like what, and he goes, yeah, it's in there

626
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 2: so deep I can't reach it. And I'm like, oh

627
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 2: my gosh. So he slices some more in.

628
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: My open.

629
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: And it's digging. He goes, I can feel something. I

630
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 2: can feel it, and then he finally got it out.

631
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: Oh sees and I was like all right, and he goes,

632
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 2: I'm about to stitch up your foot.

633
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: I said, what like that? It's that big of a cut.

634
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: So he sewed it up. Doc, I don't lose it all.

635
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: And I told him. I looked at him. I said, man,

636
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: I'm on vacation, so uh, I'm gonna be honest with you. Doc,

637
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna stay out of the lake, so just

638
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 2: start me on the antibiotics now, because if it's gonna

639
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 2: get infected, I need to beat it. And he goes,

640
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you, man, I don't think

641
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: the lake water is gonna hurt it at all.

642
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: You go have a good vacation. That's probably not the

643
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: best advice. I'm like, I don't know if I trust you, Doc,

644
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: but okay, whatever. So that was it. That was my

645
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: trip to the r man. Who did you say? Drop

646
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: the jar? I just wanted to go back real quick,

647
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: ask one final question, you or your wife? You dropped

648
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: it me? Okay? So I was gonna say, are you

649
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: sure your wife wasn't trying to kill you? No?

650
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 2: It was definitely mean. She handed it to me and

651
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: I grabbed it and I turned to put it on

652
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 2: the counter.

653
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: Right except for yes the next day, the coffee tastes

654
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: a little bitter, like she puts some viz in it.

655
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 2: But I don't drink coffee.

656
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: Cox. She was trying to kill me all we can,

657
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: She kept saying, here and drink this coffee. Huh, I

658
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: don't drink coffee. What the hell? Hey, how's it going, Sarah? Yeah?

659
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: I hate this son. So Ob won't go down. He

660
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: won't drink the coffee. I tried to kill him with

661
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: the blastic shard. What do you think I should do next?

662
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: Have you tried putting a pickle on it?

663
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 2: Have you tried to hooking him with a fish hook.

664
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 2: I mean that that'll get him every time. And let

665
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: me tell you, so, I'm I got stitched. I come

666
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: back home and everybody celebrates me.

667
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: And that was my trip to the r kids will

668
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: never forget. We'll take a break, we'll be right back.

669
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 2: And I mean, I got more, but I need to

670
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: hear some Miami stories. I feel like people don't want

671
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 2: to just hear about my vacation. But I got so.

672
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: Many stories.

673
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 2: That was on that was on Sunday, dude, and I

674
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 2: mean it just it went downhill from there?

675
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: Do you need to save it? What's wrong? No? No, no, man.

676
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 2: Are you trying to pick which one's the best?

677
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:11,719
Speaker 1: Oh? Man? No man? The thongs? Thongs in Miami? Can

678
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: I just address this? And topless beaches? So our friend

679
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: what is Miami known for topless beaches? Okay? So our

680
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: friend sends us this, Guys, we gotta get better with

681
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: these screenshots randomly. She's our good friend, Heather, She comes

682
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: over all the time, and she sends us this going

683
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: topless and nude sunbathing in Miami and it says topless

684
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: sunbathe This is an article from Miami Tour company, and

685
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: it says topless sunbathing in the United States is forbidden. However,

686
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: Miami Beach is the exception where women are allowed to

687
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: sunbathe topless on the beach between First Street and sixteenth Street.

688
00:30:55,040 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: Our hotel was on sixteenth Street. Let's go yeah.

689
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 2: And then it's so if bays are interested in the

690
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 2: topless sunbathing, I.

691
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: Actually low ki asked her and she said that she

692
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: would have done a thong if we found the right spot.

693
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: Got it. But but and then it says there's also

694
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: a clothing optional beach at north end of Haulover Beach

695
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: Park which people are completely naked. Okay, so this is

696
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: just me addressing the topless sunbathing in Miami. It's complete

697
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: bull crap. Nobody's topless there. There's not one topless chick. Oh.

698
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: We from right. We were at a nice hotel, though richer.

699
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: We didn't intend for this to be a rich but

700
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: we can get into that story. At some point. Never

701
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: intended for this to be rich rich. It turned rich

702
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: rich quick. So those places have no no thongs, they

703
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: have no topless Oh. So sixteenth I went out, I said, hey, Bazer,

704
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out hit the beach. Go check out

705
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,479
Speaker 1: this topless sunbathing. There's no topless sunbathing. I was on

706
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: sixteenth Street, I can tell you right now. Wow. The

707
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: article says, first to sixteenth, sixteenth Street has no topless women.

708
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: There were thongs, though, lots of them. There was a

709
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: lot of thongs, not specifically right in front of ours,

710
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: but fifteenth fourteenth, thirteenth. Because I walked down a little bit,

711
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: got a drink. You can walk the beach there with

712
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: a drink. It was thng to dongtong Thong. Baser said

713
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: she had brought one. I don't necessarily know if it

714
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: was the thong. Might have been more of the whale tail,

715
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: she said she would have could have been talked into it.

716
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: Never had enough beach days. A little bit of rain

717
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: in Miami. Apparently I learned that the hard way spring

718
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: up storms. Ugh, So truckers, if you guys are curious, thongs, Yes,

719
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: no topless chicks in Miami. That is from the seventies

720
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: when Scarface was alive. That's my story. There's five others.

721
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: We can get to them whenever you want. I wanted

722
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: to make note of these, and everybody can pick them.

723
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: So it is the five one thousand dollars overcharge. Oh uh,

724
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: A list college quarterback that's playing this year caught doing

725
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: this at the pool. Something illegal, got it. Tom Brady

726
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: at a sister hotel spotted doing this. I went to

727
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: a return of the restaurant dis but it's not called Dix,

728
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: and they're rude and it was the worst experience of

729
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: my life. But it's the new version of Dicks. But

730
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: it was the worst experience of your life. Worst experience

731
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: because I hate Dix. Why don't I want to go

732
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: to a restaurants where people are dicks? There's that story,

733
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: this one. This one is the pasta Sauce was made

734
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: by Rows. We went to the original Rouse pasta Sauce

735
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: restaurant was delicious. I was gonna give you my review.

736
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: That's the tease. And then uh, the return of STANCHI guy. Oh,

737
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: I mean we got stories all week, folks, And then

738
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: I mean, this one doesn't even I don't know, you

739
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: know how to tease this one. My wife booked this hotel.

740
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: This stuff, so the entire week this isn't even a tease,

741
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: but the entire week the staff called me her last name, Oh,

742
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: I was mister Bidwell. The entire week. Like my last name,

743
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 1: mister Bidwell, thank you for staying with us. Not my name,

744
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: my name is uh senior Slater. Thank you, mister Bidwell.

745
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: Have you enjoyed your stay with us? I have my

746
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: name Slater, so's heirs. I have no idea why you're

747
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: calling me Bidwell, thank you. So however you book it,

748
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: they're gonna call you that the entire week, every department,

749
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: at every breakfast, at every coffee shop, because they pull

750
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: up your room and it always says Bidwell, thank you

751
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: so much, mister Bidwell, good morning. My name's not Bidwell, Slater,

752
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: senior Slater, thank you, Thank you. Guys. Oh, so there's

753
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: your stories. We can hit one none push to Wednesday.

754
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: I gave you the Thong song thong to the thong

755
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: Thong Thong. I rest my case and I'll hang up

756
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: and listen.

757
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 2: It's very disappointing that you were staying on sixteenth. You

758
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: had me built up that you were about to see

759
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 2: boobs galore and it was about to be the most

760
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 2: amazing beach and it turned out there was nothing now.

761
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: And I ran all the way to around because I

762
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: would go the street all the way around four street,

763
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: so unless the breasts are on the beach, which they're not.

764
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: I checked. Unless the breasts are on the street, they're not.

765
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: I checked. They must be on a street, either Washington

766
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: or Collins, because I checked the entire quarter mile to

767
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: the beach for breast and there were none. So unless

768
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: if somebody's got some free time, check Collins Avenue. Check Washington,

769
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: because that must be where the breasts are. Because my

770
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: name Bennett, and I didn't see them.

771
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: My name see him?

772
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: Uh? I didn't. Uh, I didn't spot spot him. Hey,

773
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: my name is Bob. There are no boobs. My name's Tottim.

774
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: I didn't spot him. There you go. So I want

775
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 1: to hear about this quarterback? Okay, what was my teath

776
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: on that one?

777
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 2: Doing something illegal at the pool?

778
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: Okay? So I can never name this one. I maybe

779
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: can tell you.

780
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 2: Wait, you're gonna tell me that hold of hunt.

781
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: It is an illegal activity spotted at a pool. Absolutely,

782
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: I will not be naming them. I said a list,

783
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: You said.

784
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 2: A list starting quarterback this year?

785
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it is. You can narrow it down

786
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: to the top ten and you can do the math.

787
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: I got an idea. So the pool boy he he

788
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: and me became real sure and what no, but that

789
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: is top ten, he said, Carson back, we can roll

790
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,439
Speaker 1: that one off. But that's my he's a good call,

791
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: but he's probably twenty one. That's where the story goes.

792
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: They were underage drinking. Oh no, so at this pool,

793
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: this hotel pool, I was at very very high end.

794
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: We intend for it to be high end. No, the

795
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: high end came to us. We don't try to go

796
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: rich rich. But the pool boy said, this quarterback on

797
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: spring break was getting housed a list college quarterback starting

798
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: this year, top ten arch Manning was in Miami for

799
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: spring break. Allegedly. You can say all the names of people.

800
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: I am not going to confirm nor deny, but this

801
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: quarterback was with his boys. No idea really their age,

802
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: but the pool boy told me definitely underage house and

803
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 1: some drinks on spring break at the at the hotel.

804
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: So if you're a star quarterback, is what I'm hearing,

805
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: you can drink underage guys. There's no rules when you're

806
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: in the freaking the sheets party, you're in the streets.

807
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. They can do what they

808
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: want with this nil money. And he said they were

809
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: having a great time.

810
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 2: So what I hear is he was being a college

811
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 2: student on spring break doing nothing wrong.

812
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: That's illegal to drink under the age of twenty one.

813
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 2: You are acting like this dude was committing murder at

814
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: the pool. The dude was being a college That is

815
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: how Arnold was killed. This dude was enjoying some bruskis

816
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: with his boys, and you are hanging him out to

817
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,959
Speaker 2: dry like he did something so terrible that nobody else

818
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 2: does in this world. So he had a couple of

819
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: beers under twenty one more than a couple.

820
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: Who care? He was getting drunk. That doesn't matter. He

821
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: was sawtaed. It's okay to be sawtaed.

822
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 2: He was slamming, knockered, slover, knocker, tipsy, turvy, dervy.

823
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: I don't care. The dude deserves a break from the

824
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: rigorous studies of academia. He was three sheets to the

825
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: wind and how wendy was it in Miami? It was

826
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: sheety and windy and three sheety? Are you gonna name

827
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: the quarterback? Because all he was doing was drinking. Get

828
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: out of here. These people are not as stories. People

829
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: can look it up. My point is this, it wasn't

830
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: the illegal thing because you batted that down. Why are

831
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: we not worried about white and blue games or whatever

832
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: that they got or whatever they gained. They were probably

833
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: already over what happened to these one Whatever they do

834
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: the spring game, spring game, what we're not training for

835
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: that they probably already trained. Ray.

836
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 2: Here's the thing about college athletes and professional athletes. When

837
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 2: they're younger, they can drink sixteen seventeen beers and be

838
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 2: fined by six am when they got a report to

839
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: the locker room.

840
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,479
Speaker 1: Well, what if they're only selling Stella R twah six

841
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: percent alcohol, mothercker.

842
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,919
Speaker 2: And he probably had sixteen stellar artoires.

843
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,240
Speaker 1: You murdered Nutterer dose Echi's mother per.

844
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 2: Then they were drinking dose seconis. Is that what the

845
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 2: quarterback liked to drink? Did you get a report on

846
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: the beer he liked to drink? Because you told me

847
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 2: it was an a lister and you built me up

848
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 2: like you were about to break some news, and then

849
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 2: you won't even tell me the quarterback. You won't even

850
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 2: tell the nation. So the story falls flat when you

851
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 2: don't include a name.

852
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: So what I'm saying with this is this is not

853
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: out in the media. This quarterback likes to party that

854
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: he had to he was fiending for this alcohol, this,

855
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: this bud, this SuDS in a bucket so much that

856
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,919
Speaker 1: he had to get housed. As the kids are calling

857
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 1: as the kids are calling it, he was cooked. So

858
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: you're telling me he's putting his alcohol before his football,

859
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: and I think that affects the team this year. And

860
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 1: if you on it out off air, I'll give it

861
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: to you for twenty dollars. But that's my story, and

862
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen. Yeah, off Air, tell me

863
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: Arch got it here, Ray, here's twenty. Here's twenty dollars

864
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: twenty for your crappy story. We're gonna take a break

865
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: out of that. We'll be right back. Dude, you don't

866
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: like my pool boy? I get personal relations with a

867
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: pool boy.

868
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it. But the the whole audience is

869
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 2: there going.

870
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?

871
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna reveal who it is. I'm not.

872
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 1: I'm not. You can look it up. If I said

873
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: top ten, check out the top ten team in the

874
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: country Oregon, Penn State, Georgia or are they up in Alabama? Tennessee? Nico, Immali, Texas.

875
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 2: So after I got surgery, you know what I mean,

876
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 2: go back to the house. And on that Monday, I mean,

877
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 2: the kids are fishing so fun. One of the dogs,

878
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 2: there's a pole laying there on the ground, grabs the

879
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 2: b and starts running, running through the yard, dragging the pole,

880
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 2: and I'm like, whoa, stop, stop stop. The dog has

881
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: been hooked in the leg from the bobber from the

882
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: He got the bobber in his mouth and he's running.

883
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: So the hook is in his leg.

884
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 2: So we got to lay him down and we're trying

885
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 2: to get it out fish and the barber is just

886
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 2: so far in there. We can't get it out. We

887
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 2: got to get the plyers and we got to cut

888
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 2: it once. Still doesn't come out. Cut the thing twice.

889
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 2: We had to cut it three times before we could

890
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 2: get out of its leg.

891
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: Lake life sounds like an injury waiting to happen.

892
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 2: It was a lot of injuries. And so then that

893
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 2: night we had promised one of the twins he had

894
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 2: been begging for somemore. So we're gonna do the s'mores.

895
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 1: Whoa you have twins?

896
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 2: My sister does, and so we light up the fire,

897
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: we're doing that. We're ready to go, all right, everybody,

898
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 2: get the crackers, get the marshmallows, and we're like, listen, guys,

899
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: be careful. Carry him with them pointing down. You don't

900
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 2: want to stab anybody. You don't want to burn anybody. Everything.

901
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: And they do the first thing of marshmallows and batters

902
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 2: Box son does his marshmallow, gets it nice and hot, turns.

903
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: And the box here with this battery box kid.

904
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 2: The kid that had been begging to do s'mores gets

905
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 2: the from Battersbox Kid turns with the marshmallow right on

906
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 2: his arm. We got our first burn of the night.

907
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 2: It has been fifteen seconds of doing s'mores and the

908
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 2: kid has a burn on his arm and he has

909
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 2: melted more. He pulls it off and there's melted marshmallow there.

910
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 2: His arm is starting to bubble up. We got to

911
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 2: run inside, get some cold, get some water on it.

912
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: Neo sporn, neo sporn wrap it. Ray. We could have

913
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: used you out there.

914
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 2: So we have a dog get hooked. We got a

915
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: guy get suffering burns from s'mores.

916
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: Who's the guy that said he would drive you, cousin,

917
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: Andrew Cousin Andrew, Well, I guess I'll take the kid

918
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: that has third degree burns. Why don't you do that

919
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: stead of waiting in two feet of water and looking

920
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 1: at minnows for the third day.

921
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 2: Well, cousin Andrew was only there for a few hours.

922
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 2: He was out, He drove kid knocked, he drives back home.

923
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 2: But he did come back on Monday with his wife,

924
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 2: brought his dogs, let them run around and that was

925
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 2: a blast. But he left before the s'mores and so

926
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,479
Speaker 2: we're like, all right, guys, this is it. We gotta

927
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 2: go to bed. It's eleven o'clock. So we go to bed.

928
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 2: We had one burned, one hook of dog in the

929
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 2: with the fishing lure, and we go to bed. And

930
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 2: I wake up probably six am, and I feel like

931
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 2: my stomach is about to explode.

932
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm in pain.

933
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 2: I have stomach fer pains like you wouldn't believe. So

934
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 2: I just lay there in the feenal position. I fall

935
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: back asleep for thirty minutes and then I wake up

936
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 2: to hear boo boo, and I text my sister and

937
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, your daughter's throwing up. Let She goes, sorry,

938
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: I'm outside with my one of my sons. He's throwing up.

939
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: Also, you don't think they got into daddy's brown liquor.

940
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: Do you. I'm like, oh my gosh.

941
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: And so I sit there for a little bit, and

942
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: while she's thrown up, I was like, I gotta go,

943
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: I gotta go, and I run. I mean, I waddle

944
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 2: to the other bathroom and I explode straight liquid and

945
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 2: I'm sitting on the sitting on the toilet. I yelled

946
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 2: at my wife. I said, hey, give me some towels.

947
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 2: I'm about to I'm gonna pass out.

948
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wipe with towel.

949
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 2: No, I'm about to vomit because I started getting the

950
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 2: sweaty feeling on the back of my neck and that's.

951
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: I got mud on this towel. I'm about to shower

952
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: with it.

953
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm gonna pas I know I'm gonna

954
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 2: throw up. I'm gonna pass out. So my wife runs

955
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 2: throws some towels. I can build a fortress so I

956
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 2: don't hit my head on anything. And I get over

957
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 2: the toilet. I flushed it first, and I don't throw up.

958
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: You guys treated this Airbnb house like a frat house, dude.

959
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: And then every time I burned that day plastic, it

960
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 2: tasted like it tasted like throw up. I never threw up,

961
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: but I had the rhea all day, So.

962
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 1: You just had that at the top of your bays.

963
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: The same thing from Margaritas. Oh my god, dude, she

964
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: said she just couldn't get it down where you could drink.

965
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: I couldn't get it, would just burp, just like throw

966
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 2: up all day, all freaking day.

967
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: Did you think about a fire burner you can do

968
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: like a fireball shot.

969
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 2: I thought about sticking my finger down the throat and

970
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: just making myself vomit, right, I thought about jumping. And

971
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: then I go to bed Tuesday night, and I wake

972
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 2: up at like three thirty in the morning, and I mean,

973
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 2: I've never had stomach cramps that hurt so bad. I

974
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 2: sit on the toilet for forty five minutes, just like

975
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 2: a raging river. And then I think, oh my god,

976
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: I don't know I'm gonna throw up. So I go

977
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 2: outside because I'm like, if I'm gonna pass out throwing up,

978
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 2: at least I'm in the yard.

979
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: At least the bears behind me.

980
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 2: At least at least i'll pass out in the So

981
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 2: I go out.

982
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: Dude, if you pass out in bear territory in the grass,

983
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: they'll come right up behind you.

984
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 2: There are no bears in Texas. Oh, I'm not in pigeon,

985
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 2: for he said cabin. I thought pigeon, dude, And I

986
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,479
Speaker 2: kept thinking a bear was gonna touch you the whole

987
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 2: time I'm out there on all fours, ah in the grass,

988
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 2: all right? Who left the dog out? Oh?

989
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,760
Speaker 1: Wait, that's lunch.

990
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 2: And I mean, I've got to tell you. My sister's kid,

991
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 2: he's such a he was dedicated to fishing. Like we're

992
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 2: sitting there fishing Tuesday morning after you had thrown up

993
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 2: and had diarrhea. That he had his pole in the

994
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 2: water and he was leaned over the dock vomiting in

995
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: the water.

996
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 1: That's actually good for the chum.

997
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: And he caught three fish in about a twenty minute period.

998
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 2: It was unbelievable. And then he uh, and then.

999
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: He catch a fish.

1000
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 2: So I and I don't and I'm out in the

1001
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 2: grass and there's too many bugs, and I'm like, all right,

1002
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: I gotta go back inside. So I go in the

1003
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 2: bathroom floor and I am stretched out, face down, just

1004
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 2: trying to stretch my stomach out because my cramps hurts

1005
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: so bad. Smart and I go to bed and the

1006
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 2: next day it's gone.

1007
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: That happens. It comes twenty four hour bug.

1008
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was a bug. I don't

1009
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 2: know if we if me and the two kids ate

1010
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 2: something that no one else ate and we had a

1011
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 2: little food poisoning, or we just had a bug. But

1012
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 2: it was absolutely.

1013
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: Miserable, stomach virus, hook glastic charred burn victim.

1014
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: And then Wednesday camp life is a movie. Batter's Box

1015
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 2: is finally going to show up. He is finally gonna

1016
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 2: arrive here with a special and he shows up at

1017
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 2: like four o'clock.

1018
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 1: Does anybody need some neasparn or band aids?

1019
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 2: Oh, we need everything, man, and we are just it's

1020
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 2: out of control crazy. I mean kids hooking kids with

1021
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 2: fishing poles. My dad might be the most patient person

1022
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 2: I've ever met in my life now because I don't

1023
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: know how kids.

1024
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: Do it right. He knows how to turn the switch.

1025
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 2: But I've decided that if you have a job that

1026
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 2: requires patience, if you want to find out if someone

1027
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: is going to be okay for that job, don't interview them.

1028
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 2: There's no need to interview them. Don't even ask them

1029
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 2: about their skills, their personality, anything. You just sending them

1030
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 2: fishing with three kids six and under for two days,

1031
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 2: and if they can survive that, you hire them for

1032
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: the job. Because these kids, Wow, that's genius. I have

1033
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 2: never seen people get fishing poles tingled as much as

1034
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 2: these kids did and as often as they did. I mean,

1035
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 2: you would hand them the pole and thirty seconds later

1036
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: they're like, uh, I'm twisted on the dock, or I'm

1037
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 2: tied up on this, or I'm tied around his pole,

1038
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 2: and I mean it's like the biggest knot you've ever seen.

1039
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, I just put a warm on your pole.

1040
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 2: How did you do that?

1041
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: You sound like my dad. It was unbelievable, man, I

1042
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: couldn't flip the switch again.

1043
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many times my dad had

1044
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: to cut the string and redo everything because those kids

1045
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 2: got so many polls, tangled, so many unbelievable. But Batter's

1046
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 2: Box shows up and I gotta say, Wednesday, no injuries.

1047
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 2: We went one day injury free, no accidents, no nothing.

1048
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: I wish the NBA could say the same. Thursday morning,

1049
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:30,439
Speaker 1: we had Achilles want of Battersbox's dogs got a hook

1050
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: at his tail. I mean, you guys needed a bottom

1051
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: screen on the ESPN crawl of all the injury report

1052
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: got a oh my gosh an injury report from people

1053
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: at Lake Life during fourth of July. Man cuts off leg,

1054
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 1: mom exposes breast to child. Dude bottom line of people

1055
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: at camp.

1056
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,959
Speaker 2: So we had to lay his dog down. We're trying

1057
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 2: to take it out, and the dog and squelching, So

1058
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 2: gotta go into the vet and they're like, you're gonna

1059
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: have to drop them off. We're too busy. And they

1060
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 2: were like, yesterday we had a dog come in with

1061
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 2: a hook through its mouth.

1062
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: They're like, y'all want to just stop fishing and just

1063
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 1: go out.

1064
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys want to like put the hooks away

1065
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 2: because you guys seem to like get everybody injured.

1066
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: Y'all ever heard along John Silvers?

1067
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 2: And so we leave the dog there and they called

1068
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 2: back about four or two thirty saying, all right, we

1069
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 2: had to sedate the dog to get it out because

1070
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 2: it was in there so deep. Luckily it didn't get

1071
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 2: any bone, but we're gonna need the dog to stay

1072
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 2: till about four thirty so it can you know, come

1073
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 2: out of you know, sedation wheelchair. It was not in

1074
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 2: a wheelchair. So we got we got the dog back

1075
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 2: and it was just that. I mean, it was an

1076
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 2: amazing week. And then on the ride home, Oh right,

1077
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 2: you thought we were done.

1078
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: Save it for Friday's podcast. I got Wednesday's podcast covered.

1079
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,760
Speaker 2: No, no, no, save it. This is just a quick one.

1080
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: We get to the hotel and we stop in Texas Arcana. Right,

1081
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real. I preacked up a prostitute.

1082
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 2: Don't know if any of those exists in Texas Arcana.

1083
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,240
Speaker 2: We're right there on the state line.

1084
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: Well our boys did know, Yeah, boys and the lizards

1085
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: out there let us know.

1086
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 2: And baby Box one's waking up and he's like, aha,

1087
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 2: a ah, my ear hurts.

1088
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: Ah.

1089
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 2: He's doing this all night. I'm like, it can't be

1090
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 2: that bad. Finally, at two in the morning, he's just

1091
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 2: beside himself.

1092
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: Is that your family's favorite line? Your wife? You have

1093
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: plastic shards in your foot. He can't be that bad.

1094
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: And maybe that was the only time the kid earache

1095
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: can't be that bad at some point, Let's just take

1096
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 1: it for face value. It's that bad.

1097
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I'm like, all right, I'm gonna I'm

1098
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 2: gonna go get men's. I'm gonna go get some you know,

1099
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 2: motrin or tiling off for kids. I'll be back and

1100
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 2: I google Walmart closed, Walgreens, closed gas station, clo oh,

1101
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 2: twenty four hours CVS. All right, cool, it's two am.

1102
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: Let's go. Oh. Shouldn't be any matheadicts there looking for

1103
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 1: a yah bathroom agent for anything.

1104
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 2: So I drive the one point three miles to the CBS.

1105
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 2: That's twenty four hours, and right there in the front

1106
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 2: it says CBS twenty four hours.

1107
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 1: Perfect. One of the letters is missing. Security guys playing

1108
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: on his.

1109
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 2: Phone, park the car.

1110
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: Get out happy to me every time at South Beach.

1111
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: That's why I said the reference Waazer'll get it.

1112
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 2: Walk up to the door. This location is currently closed.

1113
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 2: Your sign right there says open twenty four hours. It

1114
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 2: says twenty four hours, CBS pharmacy on the internet. And

1115
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 2: right there on the freaking sign right there in the

1116
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 2: parking lot, the big sign on the road side, it

1117
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 2: says CBS open twenty four hours. Yeah, it's two fifteen am.

1118
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 2: That would be part of those twenty four hours. It

1119
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,280
Speaker 2: has a taped sign on the door we are currently closed.

1120
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: Ray, I'll tell you what I did. Pulled down my

1121
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: pants and I vomited.

1122
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 2: Out the rear. So then I'm like, all right, So

1123
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 2: I drive around town looking for something. I find a

1124
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 2: gas station. I'm like, they'll have it.

1125
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,280
Speaker 1: You're going for gas station yellow jackets.

1126
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 2: I'm going for anything with Hopefully they'll have children's sign.

1127
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 2: All well, they have it at a gas station, probably

1128
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 2: not right next to.

1129
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: The motor oil. And then those uh.

1130
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, air fresheners. I don't know if they have that

1131
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 2: at the gas station. But I'm not ready for my kid.

1132
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 2: I don't think he has it what it takes.

1133
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: We got two moon piles for one. If that tickles

1134
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,760
Speaker 1: your fancy, welcome to Texarkana.

1135
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if he is able to take a pill,

1136
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 2: like just an advila or tilen All.

1137
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: You folks traveling through or through traveling, that was a joke,

1138
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: laugh when you want.

1139
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 2: And I pull in the parking lot and I'm about

1140
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 2: to get out of the car to go in there

1141
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 2: and look for some tilenoll er advil for children, motrin

1142
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 2: is what they call it. And I surveyed what was

1143
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 2: going on in that parking lot. I was like, I

1144
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 2: better kno, get out of this car.

1145
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: Lizards.

1146
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 2: We found our first lizard, and so I reversed the

1147
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 2: car pulled out of there, and I went back to

1148
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 2: the hotel empty handed.

1149
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: No, I guess you didn't find what you were looking for.

1150
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: We're called Texas Arcana because we're not Texas or Arkansas.

1151
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 1: I'll see you later. You'll come back. Only place open

1152
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:38,240
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. You fell for that CVS twenty four hours.

1153
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 2: So my advice to you, if you ever traveling and

1154
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 2: you're gonna be at the Texa Canna of the state

1155
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 2: line and you're gonna need medicine in the middle night,

1156
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 2: by it before you go to bed man, because nothing

1157
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 2: is open.

1158
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 1: Nothing is open.

1159
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 2: The gas station right there might have been a SIP code,

1160
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 2: could have been a shell, don't remember, but it was.

1161
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 2: It was not gonna be I don't know.

1162
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,919
Speaker 1: It was not. I don't think it was safe. Well,

1163
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: welcome to my truck stop. You want to make an

1164
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: honest woman out of me, you're gonna make me keep

1165
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: on being a serpent. And that was our vacation. Man.

1166
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 1: You think there were lizards in that parking lot.

1167
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 2: I know there wasn't lizards. Other kinds, yeah, I mean,

1168
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 2: it was just there was a lot going on on

1169
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 2: the mingos, maybe flamingos. I don't know, but there was

1170
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 2: a lot going on in that parking lot.

1171
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: But I noticed now a lot of the people, the

1172
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: seven eleven by me. It's not your lizards, it's your uh,

1173
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: it's your flamingos, the male ones, and they're they're looking

1174
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: for not lizards, They're looking for something else, something that

1175
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: helps with their allergies. Gosh, it was, it was.

1176
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 2: It was a great vacation. A lot of injuries. I

1177
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 2: mean it felt like a sitcom. Everybody getting hurt. I mean,

1178
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 2: I was putting a worm on my my baby boxes

1179
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 2: hook and for some reason, he yanked the pole. Ah

1180
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 2: hooked me, He got hooked by his cousin hooked your

1181
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 2: I hooked my thumb, he got hooked. Baby box got

1182
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 2: hooked in the armpit. My batter's box's son.

1183
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, they may have been a little too young for

1184
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: the hooks. Batter's Box's son caught a turtle. That's impressive. Turtle.

1185
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he caught a turtle. We had to reel it

1186
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 2: in and get it off the hook, which was hard

1187
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 2: because he kept putting his head inside his shell.

1188
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Were you catching releasing or were you cooking them? Catching?

1189
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 2: Release?

1190
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: Who else?

1191
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 2: I mean, we got so many kids hooked, like it

1192
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 2: was unbelievable how many kids were hooked.

1193
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: See, probably not a great airbnb. They need a dock

1194
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: where you can juts out and that'll keep you guys

1195
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: from hooking. If you're all on shore, you're gonna hook

1196
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: the hold. No.

1197
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 2: No, they were on the dock, dude, they were walking

1198
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 2: around just I mean, here's what's funny. This is what's

1199
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 2: great about kids. They would get a bite. One kid

1200
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: would get a bite, and guess.

1201
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 1: What would happen. They'd all drop their poles and go

1202
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: to that.

1203
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 2: They would all run over there and drop their poles there.

1204
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 2: So that's hower bite because oh my gosh, my dad

1205
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 2: kept going, guys.

1206
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: There are fish everywhere. There are fish.

1207
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 2: Everywhere, or the ones that just want to cast it

1208
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 2: and so they take it way over their head and

1209
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 2: there's a kid standing three feet behind him. It hooks

1210
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 2: them and he's like, guys, you've got to leave the

1211
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 2: worm in the water. I've never seen you catch anybody

1212
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 2: catch a fish with their worm out of water.

1213
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: He's in correct, fly fishermen, the flies stay above the water. Okay,

1214
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: I said worm.

1215
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 2: I didn't say fly.

1216
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: Keep your worms in your pants. Boys, that's men talk.

1217
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 1: Don't tell your moms. I told you that.

1218
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 2: But I will say fourth of July it did rain

1219
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 2: all day. It did rain all day and nine pm

1220
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 2: it finally stopped. We did get to do fireworks and

1221
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 2: the lake did flood. Like we were there where the

1222
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 2: floods were. I saw boats floating down the lake and

1223
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 2: I did almost catch a fish on July fifth from

1224
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 2: the flooded waters. I saw a bobber come up out

1225
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 2: of the water, go back under the water and it

1226
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 2: was flying. It was swimming against the current, so I

1227
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 2: know there was a fish on there. I got the net,

1228
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 2: couldn't catch it. We had one kid throw a pole

1229
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 2: in the water when he was trying to cast. I

1230
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 2: was holding a dog and I tried to cast and

1231
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 2: I forgot I was holding the dog. The dog yanked,

1232
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 2: I dropped a pole in the water. I mean it

1233
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 2: was it was like the Bad News Bears go to

1234
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 2: the Lake nine one one that needs to be reincarnated

1235
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 2: camp life. I mean it was crazy, It was wild.

1236
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 2: It was a wild, wild time.

1237
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: Coming up on Wednesday's show, return of Stanching Guy, Pasta Sauce,

1238
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: the reincarnation of Dick's Restaurant, a quarterback wearing a disguise.

1239
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's how I teased it the

1240
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: last time. No, and the five thousand dollars overcharge on Wednesday. Spot.

1241
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 2: Hey, maybe my story my stories may not have been interesting,

1242
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 2: but I just that was my vacation.

1243
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: Dude. So my foot.

1244
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 2: My sister on Saturday morning before we hit the road,

1245
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 2: she had to cut my stitches.

1246
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: Out because she's a nurse. If that's not the Sunday Scaries,

1247
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what is.

1248
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 2: And my foot still hurts. I don't know how long

1249
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 2: it's supposed to be sore, but it's been over. It's

1250
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 2: been almost a week. No, it's been a week, and

1251
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 2: I still have a sore foot. So I don't know

1252
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 2: if there's still glass in it or if my foot

1253
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 2: is just bruised from them digging in it. My cousin

1254
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 2: said he was watching the doctor and he was taking

1255
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 2: like four steps and like peeling the skin back, and

1256
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 2: he was in there and he.

1257
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: Was all right, I can't. I got goosebumps because there's

1258
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: that in the hooks. All give me goosebumps, dude, the hooks.

1259
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: There are so many kids hooked this weekend. I mean

1260
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 1: it was unfreaking believable. How many kids got hooked? You're

1261
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: doing that there. Billy was up in Dallas getting hooked,

1262
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 1: different kind. Oh it was raining there too, torrential downpour.

1263
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 1: It dude, it was crazy the amount of rain that

1264
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: came down.

1265
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 2: I mean it was wild.

1266
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just looked like sheep. Billy sends me a

1267
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: video middle finger and it's just in the background, driving

1268
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 1: up sixty five or thirty five up to Dallas, sheets

1269
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: of rain coming down behind him.

1270
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 2: Uh. Garrett's parents they live in Austin neighborhood next to

1271
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 2: my parents. They got three inches of rain in fifteen minutes.

1272
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: I saw some got twenty five inches. Not in that

1273
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: amount of time. He said.

1274
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 2: They were out there trying to keep the water from

1275
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 2: coming in their back door.

1276
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: At that point, it's too late.

1277
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 2: Unbelievad. I mean it was crazy. The floods were crazy.

1278
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 2: We drove through it on the way back, Like we

1279
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 2: saw some of the devastation, like, uh are Lake Lake LBJ.

1280
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 2: The docks were under the water, like we couldn't swim

1281
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 2: the last day. There's so much debriege.

1282
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: Ah. But yeah, at the end of the day, and

1283
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 1: then when.

1284
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 2: We drove from Lake LBJ to Dallas rain the whole way,

1285
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 2: the whole freaking way.

1286
01:01:58,600 --> 01:01:59,919
Speaker 1: You luck you made it back. Boy.

1287
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 2: There was one time we had to take a road

1288
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 2: we had to turn around, not drown. It was over

1289
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 2: the water because over the road. Yeah, it's terrible, but yeah,

1290
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 2: that was my vacation.

1291
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: Man.

1292
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. My vacation is not as important as is

1293
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 2: not more important than yours. But I feel like your

1294
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 2: stories are going to be more bangers.

1295
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: I just said, we'll slot it for Wednesday, and then

1296
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: your vacation follow up is Friday. I don't have any

1297
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: vacation follow up. Well, you got to come up with something.

1298
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 2: We did go to the urgent care yesterday.

1299
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: I was something that happened at one of the gas stations.

1300
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: I don't really want to talk about till Friday. No,

1301
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: baby Box does have.

1302
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 2: An ear infection, so he was not faking the injury.

1303
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 2: He was not, you know, exaggerating the pain. He does

1304
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 2: have an ear infection.

1305
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: So dude, it was funny you talked about cvs because

1306
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: the one I went to right next to his CVS

1307
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: I was open twenty four hours, twenty four hours because

1308
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: I'd go there at three am when i'd wake up

1309
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: thinking I had a radio drop. Oh I'm on vacation.

1310
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 1: I forgot so I'll go get gatorades and stuff. Every

1311
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: time I was propositioned, most of the time by men.

1312
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 1: Oh right, even more interesting, right, I'm.

1313
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 2: Gonna tell you well, we kept the worm business in business.

1314
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 2: We bought probably thirty boxes of worms.

1315
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: Actually I'm incorrect. Most of the time didn't know it

1316
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: was manimal. Oh all right, that's a long pod, dude.

1317
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: I was a little cut and a half. Put one

1318
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 1: on one Monday, one Wednesday.

1319
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my fault. Man a vacation pot. It's always long.

1320
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 2: But yeah.

1321
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: It was great to see the family though, Dude. It

1322
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 1: was really fun that fishing right there. Last time you'll

1323
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: ever do it. No, they were so they loved it

1324
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 1: so much, dude. They were fishing every minute. They can,

1325
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 1: we go fishing. If we weren't swimming, they wanted to

1326
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 1: go fishing. But my point is, you never know the

1327
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: last time you're gonna play wiffle ball, and you never

1328
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 1: know the last time you're gonna go fishing. I think

1329
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: the last time I went was when I was twelve

1330
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: at a church retreat with my dad around a lake

1331
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 1: that was twenty eight years ago. Never been fishing since.

1332
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 2: I mean, we brought the whiffleballs they did. Dad did

1333
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 2: throw some pitches to the kids, so did cousin Andrew.

1334
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 2: My sister bought this cool thing. It's like a water tea,

1335
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 2: like you hook it up and then you hit the ball.

1336
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 2: But we never even got it out. Dude. We had

1337
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 2: so much going on. We played some great games. My

1338
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 2: mom found this one game. It's called.

1339
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: SoC hockey.

1340
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 2: You cut noodles in half and you have a beach

1341
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 2: ball and you hit the beach ball and that's how

1342
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:34,959
Speaker 2: you play.

1343
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 1: It's like a I like it so fun. What do

1344
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 1: you do for the nets?

1345
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 2: You tie noodles together and you put them over It's

1346
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:43,439
Speaker 2: like an arch.

1347
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 1: So you think that could have been what gave me

1348
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 1: the reverse diarrhea when you took one of those to

1349
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:48,919
Speaker 1: the anus.

1350
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,919
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't think that was it at all.

1351
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, I'm just telling you. And we

1352
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 2: caught some big fish, dude, it wasn't small. I mean,

1353
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 2: look at this fish.

1354
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 1: I'd say, big fish. Yeah, Pops does look pretty patient there,

1355
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 1: I mean, just big fish after big fish. I mean,

1356
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: was there a final tally or does it all just

1357
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: blend together.

1358
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 2: I couldn't I couldn't tell you how many. And it's

1359
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 2: so funny because we had to send them in and hey,

1360
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 2: caught another fish, caught another fish, and then we played.

1361
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:19,439
Speaker 1: Oh.

1362
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 2: Another good game we played was this ping pong game.

1363
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 2: You get the like twenty four pack of eggs the

1364
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 2: crate carton, and you put it on the table and

1365
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 2: you play ping pong balls. You bounce them and you

1366
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 2: gotta get four in a row.

1367
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's actually a littlegit game though.

1368
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 2: I mean, look at the kids. They were into it.

1369
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,280
Speaker 2: It was kids versus adults, and they were going but bananas.

1370
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: But you realize it's an actual game. No, I didn't.

1371
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,840
Speaker 1: They make boards for it and stuff. Me and Baz

1372
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: are played when we go to her parents and your

1373
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 1: boy caught a couple of fish, John, man, you have

1374
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 1: no tally, No, dude, I couldn't even tell you. I mean,

1375
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 1: would you get like eighty, I would say, like forty,

1376
01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: you caught forty fish? Yeah, because I believe my family's

1377
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: record at hog Park, Me, my sister, brother and dad

1378
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 1: caught twenty two. See and here's hawker. I mean a

1379
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: great yard they got. It was great dude.

1380
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I mean it was so fun. They were

1381
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 2: I mean, boom, yeah, fantastic. We played a lot of

1382
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:22,720
Speaker 2: goat Fish, and then we brought back the game that

1383
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 2: we used to play this. I mean we used to

1384
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 2: play this all the time, Raco. Oh my gosh, guys,

1385
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 2: that is a game from the past. It was in

1386
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 2: the closet and we're like what and we played that

1387
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 2: every night card game. Yeah, so fun, due racked you.

1388
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,919
Speaker 2: I really wish I knew how many fish we caught.

1389
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 1: I really do wish. I don't. Well, that's what I'm

1390
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,400
Speaker 1: saying because I was curious because I remember the exact total.

1391
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 1: Maria can confirm. Uh Muffy, I believe it was around

1392
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,600
Speaker 1: twenty one or twenty two at hog Park Pig Park

1393
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 1: in Wyoming. Me. Dad, you Rob caught and then you

1394
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: guys didn't even have a total. I'm tony. The kids

1395
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: need to know in thirty years when they're on a

1396
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 1: radio podcast, how many fish they caught that time at

1397
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 1: the camp box. Iok, at, look at Gramps just in

1398
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 1: the water because they're all stuck on the rocks, and

1399
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 1: we went down the street and they were getting caught

1400
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:12,680
Speaker 1: in a rock.

1401
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 2: He's just in the water, getting getting him out of

1402
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 2: the rocks. Dude, he's just so patient, so nice. I mean,

1403
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 2: did that.

1404
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 1: Place have a boat? I mean I have stuck those

1405
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: kids in a boat, not even taking the poles out.

1406
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: I mean, why I pick pulls when you go drink

1407
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,959
Speaker 1: on a boat. Like. Check out this big old fish

1408
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: my niece caught. That might be the biggest one. That's

1409
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: a massive fish, I mean, just so big. Those action

1410
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:39,120
Speaker 1: photos are good too. Who took those?

1411
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1412
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 1: Here go, man, here's the foot all right, man, all right, sorry,

1413
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:49,520
Speaker 1: here's doc working on me. Dude, you were reverse.

1414
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 2: I was reversed.

1415
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 1: He's coming in from the backside. Ray. He had me

1416
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: put my pants down, even though it's in my foot.

1417
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 1: That's awesome. All right, we gotta go. We went way

1418
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 1: too long, Foy