1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: Let's go baby, buckle up and hold on tight. We 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is a strawberry letter. 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 1: Oh lord, subject grinding and grabbing might get me in trouble. 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: It's okay. They can hear the grinding. That's okay. Well, 5 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 1: if you go into an explanation what it is, I'm 6 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: not would you get him pleased. So it's so ignorant. 7 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: Mom and daddy in here, one of them in biting 8 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: the bottom live all right, Here we go. Stephen Shirley. 9 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: I am a forty eight year old, happily married man. 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,879 Speaker 1: I've been married for seventeen years to one of the 11 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,279 Speaker 1: finest women in the world. But six months ago my 12 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,480 Speaker 1: wife and I hit a rough patch in her sex 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,639 Speaker 1: life because I'm on high blood pressure medicine and I 14 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: can't perform like I used to. I've found different ways 15 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: to make sure my wife is pleased, and she has 16 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: not had any complaints. She tried different things for me too, 17 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: but nothing worked. As long as she's happy, I'm happy. 18 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: Fast forward to a month ago. I went out for 19 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: drinks after work with my coworkers and there was a 20 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 1: group of us drinking, dancing and having a great time. 21 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 1: One of my female coworkers that has a great body 22 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,119 Speaker 1: and flaunts it. Back that thing up on me and 23 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:26,839 Speaker 1: we started grinding on the dance floor. Can I read 24 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 1: your comments? Please say, hey, hey, everybody calmed down. I know, 25 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: I know, right. I was shocked. I was shocked, but 26 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: I was also really turned on. I let her grind 27 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: a few times and drop it to the floor before 28 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: I walked away. She followed me to the bar and 29 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: reached down and grabbed my crotch and whispered in my 30 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: ear that she was impressed by my size and she 31 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: could feel that I was very excited. Heck, yeah, I 32 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: was excited. He oh yeah, I was excited. I was 33 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: excited to get excited to say, I was excited that 34 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: it was working again. I told my coworker that she 35 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: was right, but I don't get down like that. I 36 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: rushed home to try to make crazy love to my wife, 37 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: but I'm Tommy. But when I got home, the moment 38 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: had passed and the excitement was gone. I kept replaying 39 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: the whole grinding and grabbing scenes in my mind, but 40 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: it didn't work. Now days later, I can't stop thinking 41 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: about my coworker and how she made it work again. 42 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: I'm not a cheater, but it's been six months since 43 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: I had sex, and I know where I can get some. 44 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: So what should I do? Well? Well, well, at least 45 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: one thing's for sure. You do know it can work. 46 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: But the real question is why are you writing in 47 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: here asking Steve and I for permission to cheat on 48 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: your wife with your co worker. Sir? Why are you 49 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: doing that? Because that's what it is. I mean, that's 50 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 1: exactly what you're doing. Why else would you mention that 51 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 1: it's been six months you know where you can get 52 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: some At the end, I mean, come on, a man 53 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: who's not a cheater, as you say in this letter 54 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: would not be saying you know or doing things like 55 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: grinding on your coworker. So I just don't know why 56 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 1: he wrote y'all to I don't know. I mean two 57 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 1: things I suggest you do that could possibly help your situation, 58 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 1: and don't forget you said when your wife's happy, you're happy. 59 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: Two things. One, you got to go back to the doctor. 60 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 1: You got to see if he can reduce your blood 61 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: pressure meds to you know, get a lower dosage or 62 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: something like that. And maybe you know you won't have 63 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: this um ede see if that's a problem or perhaps 64 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: your doctor can prescribe you some viagrah you know, or 65 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: whatever it is men used during times like this. I 66 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: don't know if viagra is still pop I don't know, 67 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: but veropular as okay, because I haven't heard you guys 68 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: talking about going out of establishing. That's I don't give 69 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: a damn if they come up with near something new, 70 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 1: yeah to niagara, like comes o, okay, we're cool. You know, 71 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 1: go to talk to your doctor about this. You know, 72 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: cheating with your coworker is definitely not the answer for 73 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 1: a man who's been happily married for seventeen years to 74 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 1: one of the finest women in the world. Come on now, Steve, Well, 75 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: here's some truth that people have to understand. U. They've 76 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: been married for seventeen years. I've a doctor told a 77 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: group of us one time. We were playing golf and 78 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 1: a doctor told us. They said, fellas, here's a deal. 79 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,039 Speaker 1: When you've been married to the same woman that many years, 80 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,679 Speaker 1: it goes for both me and women. It's the same, 81 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaker 1: and it's going to take as you all stay together longer, 82 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: different methods to get everybody to the same level of 83 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 1: pleasure that they used to be at years ago. It's 84 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: gonna take something different. Now, after two of you never 85 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 1: make the adjustment and do nothing different for one or both, 86 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: eventually it's going to become a little bit mundane or 87 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 1: shall we say boring. Okay, And that can happen to 88 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: anyone and seventeen years that's what it is. Well, you know, 89 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 1: you you had some problems come up, and you're just 90 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 1: taking high blood and medicine, the messy little game up. Now, 91 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,720 Speaker 1: you know you got some things you're dealing with. What 92 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: did he sleep? Yeah, rip Van Rinkle, the Seven Dwars 93 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 1: one of them sleep, yeah, one of them sleep. You know, 94 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: you just got to know you got a little problem, 95 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,480 Speaker 1: probably because of the high blood. I strongly suggest you 96 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: change your diet. I really do, because diet can help 97 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: with that problem. Sir, you have to change your diet 98 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 1: because at high blood and you get off that high 99 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: blood medicine, you could be back. But if you stay 100 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 1: on that high blood medicine, pimp, you ain't making a comeback. 101 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 1: There is the fact that he's forty eight. That ain't 102 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: nothing for eight. You know, you know you might start 103 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: to have a little differences like at forty eight. You know, 104 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: when you reach your moment of passion. The electricity, the 105 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,279 Speaker 1: electrical current that normally runs up the back of your neck, 106 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 1: it ain't the same. It's that electrical current is not 107 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 1: as strong. When you was twelve, you thinking about I mean, 108 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 1: when it happened to you at twenty one, you think 109 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: about killing yourself because it was too much. Yeah, just 110 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: too much. What happened at forty Like at twenty one 111 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: is like that you put your hand in an electrical socket. Yeah, 112 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 1: forty eight is like buses that's over. That's it's like 113 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:18,920 Speaker 1: the phone vibrating in your pocket. Okay, all right, well 114 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: we'll come back with part two of Steve's response to 115 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters. Subject to grinding and grabbing might get 116 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: me in trouble. Forty and year old man been married 117 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:33,120 Speaker 1: seventeen years old, seventeen years to one of the finest 118 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: women in the world. Then y'all hit the rough spot 119 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: about six months ago. You started taking this high blood 120 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: medicine and it affected it affected the train. The train 121 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 1: has lost his shoe shoe local mother too true, ain't 122 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 1: no more that. It's just a train now it's on 123 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 1: the track. But the ain't nobody shoveling cold everybody off. 124 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 1: So now you're sitting there and you found other ways 125 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: to satisfy, and she tried helping you, but nothing worked. 126 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 1: You know. So you go out with some co workers 127 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: as a group of y'all drinking, dancing, having a great time. 128 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 1: One of your female co workers that's got a great 129 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 1: body and flaunts it back that thing up on me 130 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: and started grinding on the dance floor. Huh yeah, right there. 131 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 1: I was shocked, but I was also turned on. And 132 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: lord I let her ground a few times, dropping it 133 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: to the but dropping it to the floor, and then 134 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:47,320 Speaker 1: I walked away. Where did she go? And so anyway, 135 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 1: you should have a few moments. She followed me to 136 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,080 Speaker 1: the bar, reached down, grabbed my crotch and whispered in 137 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 1: my ear, I'm impressed by your side, big boy, And 138 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: she could feel I was very excited. Wait, excuse me, 139 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,079 Speaker 1: can you say that again? Police? What she said? I 140 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 1: could feel she said, I'm really impressed by your side, 141 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,880 Speaker 1: big boy. You know I heard that. That's what I heard. 142 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: That's not what's in the letter, but that's that's how 143 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 1: they was said. Did you insert that that's a personal moment. 144 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:23,440 Speaker 1: I'm really impressed by your side. Big thank you man. 145 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: I appreciate you too. But it's a shame though. When 146 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 1: they say I'm not impressed by your side, I said, well, 147 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 1: I was impressed by yours. That ain't a matches it, no, okay, 148 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,319 Speaker 1: So anyway, she grabbed a crotching whispered in your ear. 149 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 1: She was impressed by your side and she could feel 150 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,679 Speaker 1: I was very excited here. Yeah, I was excited. I 151 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: was excited that it was working again. I told my 152 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 1: coworker that she was right, but I don't get down 153 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: like that. I rushed home to make crazy love of 154 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,080 Speaker 1: my wife. But when I got home, the moment had 155 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,560 Speaker 1: passed and the excitement was gone. That's called the moment 156 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:12,560 Speaker 1: was back at the club. Partner. Yeah, I hate to 157 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,959 Speaker 1: tell you that. I hate to tell you that, but 158 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,800 Speaker 1: I must tell you that you can't care what happened 159 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 1: at the club to the house, because what is trying 160 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 1: to happen at the house was actually started back at 161 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 1: the club. That type or heat heated exchange and excitement 162 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:34,720 Speaker 1: don't last on the freeway driving stopping at light, your 163 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:38,079 Speaker 1: focus is altogether different. A couple of cop cars and 164 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: passed by. You know you black, You don't got scared. 165 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: Oh god, it gonna pull me over. They're going on 166 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 1: about their business. So, yeah, bro, you're in trouble. You 167 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,920 Speaker 1: weren't gonna make it. But now ever since that happened, 168 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,679 Speaker 1: I've been playing that whole grinding thing grabbing seen in 169 00:10:54,720 --> 00:11:00,360 Speaker 1: my mind. Yeah so no, no, he said. That's when 170 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,080 Speaker 1: he got home. He tried to make crazy. Look so 171 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: what he kept doing was playing back in his mind 172 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 1: the grinding scene and the grabbing scene, but it didn't work. 173 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 1: Now days later, I can't stop thinking about my coworker 174 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 1: and how she made it work again to hear where 175 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: he's trying to save itself. I'm not a cheater, but 176 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 1: it's been six months since I had sex, and I 177 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 1: know where I can get some m So what should 178 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,720 Speaker 1: I do? Well, Homie says, we're on the radio. What 179 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 1: I said, Well, Homies, since we're on the radio, I'm 180 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,720 Speaker 1: gonna tell you this. Gott to find a way to 181 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 1: work it out. First of all, you and your wife 182 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,720 Speaker 1: gonna had to do some new things. It's got to 183 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:59,520 Speaker 1: be completely new star grind and some other things too. 184 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,960 Speaker 1: Y'all been together seventeen years. I know you're married to 185 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,719 Speaker 1: the finest woman in the world. That's a good way 186 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,720 Speaker 1: to feel about your girl. But you gotta do something different, dog, 187 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:12,000 Speaker 1: y'all got to try something differ. Well. You know, you 188 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,080 Speaker 1: may not agree with what I'm about to tell you, 189 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 1: but you can. It's a lot of things that bring 190 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 1: a little excitement into your bed. Well. You know, like 191 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 1: on on your way to the bed room, just grab 192 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,559 Speaker 1: just reach on the can and get that can of 193 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,840 Speaker 1: grease that's on top of the stove. Either one fish off, baker. 194 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,439 Speaker 1: Just get it in the room so you can get 195 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,240 Speaker 1: a different smell in that. Yeah, you know you need 196 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,720 Speaker 1: you need to go and there smell like you cook it, baker. 197 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 1: You know, try to get it on. A couple of 198 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 1: things you could do too, you know you can. I 199 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:51,680 Speaker 1: would like reinforce the chandelier in the ceiling because you 200 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,280 Speaker 1: because you need to get in there and do some 201 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 1: swinging parties, trampling. You got to look like that Poe 202 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 1: as a hotel in Vega Circle, Sucus. You gotta have 203 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 1: some stuff going on. You got to have some clowns 204 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,080 Speaker 1: in there with the flowers that squirt water. You got 205 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,560 Speaker 1: to bring some tricks in this bedroom, homie, or else 206 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,080 Speaker 1: your wife gonna leave you. Man, cause you ain't performing 207 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 1: at all. You gotta start thinking what can I do 208 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:28,080 Speaker 1: to change things around here? Hell yeah, you gonna put 209 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: the but don't put the trampoline in the bed room. 210 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:33,680 Speaker 1: Put it in the hallway. I want you to come 211 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: flying in. Yeah, I want you to fly here from 212 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:44,080 Speaker 1: the hallway with a Spider Man suit on, and make 213 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:47,520 Speaker 1: sure that the trampoline is aimed towards the flash screen 214 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,320 Speaker 1: on the wall. So when you sprang in here like 215 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: Spider Man, you just hanging on the edge of that 216 00:13:52,160 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: flash screen TV. You're making a real sex in here now, boy, Yeah, 217 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,840 Speaker 1: the TV. You're just hanging on the TV. Both your feet, 218 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,040 Speaker 1: your hands is on the wall. You looking like Peter Park. 219 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 1: But what do you say when you get into triple 220 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: What is he saying? Coming in? All right, Steve, we 221 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,000 Speaker 1: get the point. Okay, Yeah, we gotta get out of here. 222 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 1: Email us her Instagram on Today's Strawberry Letter. He's so 223 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:30,560 Speaker 1: stupid And Steve Harvey FM. You're listening to the Steven Show.