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Speaker 2: Do you y Away.

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Speaker 3: What you're about to hear is maybe top five most

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Speaker 3: awkward calls we've ever had on this showo ever ever.

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Speaker 3: And remember we helped a woman call her grandson after

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Speaker 3: she walked in on him once.

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Speaker 2: Remember that, Yes, what could this possibly be?

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Speaker 3: This might be more awkward than even that. And it

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Speaker 3: all starts at a sandwich shop where an unsuspecting guy

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Speaker 3: is taking orders and he's going to find himself in

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Speaker 3: a very bizarre situation where he does not know what

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Speaker 3: to do.

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Speaker 2: You're doing this one, aren't you?

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Speaker 3: You're going to see in your phone's out right now?

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Speaker 1: Another weekday Mornings.

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Speaker 2: On the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Substance salads help you.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to order a big meatball.

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Speaker 4: Sub Uh, I'm sorry, is this a person?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm driving right now, I'm using text to speech.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Uh, what would you like?

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Speaker 2: I would like one big juicy meatball sub.

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Speaker 4: Yum uh okay, one juicy meatball sub.

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Speaker 2: And the balls have to be big, like super huge.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry you.

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Speaker 2: And the balls have to be big like super huge.

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Speaker 4: I mean they're all the same size, there's not some

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Speaker 4: that are bigger than the others.

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Speaker 2: And juicy, yeah, I mean they're all juicy.

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Speaker 4: I guess. I mean, what do you?

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Speaker 2: Damn it? Why did you cut me off?

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Speaker 4: I mean I didn't. I'm sorry, sir, I'm just trying

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Speaker 4: to clarify.

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Speaker 2: No, not you. I'm driving.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were talking to me.

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Speaker 2: What the hell is with this guy? He is driving

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Speaker 2: like van diesel on crack?

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Speaker 4: I is this a bad time? Do you want to

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Speaker 4: call it?

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to bump him a bit to let

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Speaker 2: him know I'm.

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Speaker 4: Here, sir. I'm not sure what to do here.

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Speaker 2: You think you are such a bad act? Beat my bumper.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like you're involved with something.

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Speaker 2: He's getting out of his car. Oh quick, lock the doors,

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Speaker 2: Oh god, lock the freaking doors.

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Speaker 4: Is everything?

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Speaker 2: Okay, honey, tell the kids to close their eyes.

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Speaker 4: Do you be called? Please?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sir, I did not see you there. That is

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Speaker 2: a very fine mustache. You have what I am impressed

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Speaker 2: with all your tattoos? Is that an eagle with a knife?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, please spare me and my family. Oh

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Speaker 2: thank you, sir, Thank you, thank you. I will be

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Speaker 2: on my way now.

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Speaker 4: Is everything okay?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? Text to speech was still on. You probably think

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Speaker 2: I'm a big fat whim.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't. I think that you know these

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Speaker 4: things happen. You know, every day people have meetings with people.

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to tell me how to live my life?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, sir. I think that you know

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Speaker 4: whatever you have to do.

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Speaker 2: Are you saying you're tougher than me in front of

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Speaker 2: my own kids?

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't say that. Also, I think that you are

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Speaker 4: probably a very tough man, and that you probably handle

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Speaker 4: the situation as best as you could.

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Speaker 2: When I get there, we're throwing hands. I'm gonna make

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Speaker 2: you cry.

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Speaker 4: No no, I'm just saying be careful. That's all I'm

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Speaker 4: trying to.

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Speaker 2: Say, Barbara, did you hear that the sandwich guy is

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Speaker 2: too scared to scrap with me?

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Speaker 4: Sir? I don't want any trouble. Can you just give

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Speaker 4: me your name? Your son's gonna be ready in twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, is that two people? I just need one

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Speaker 4: name here, sir.

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Speaker 2: It's four people, Brook, Jeffrey, Jose and Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Sir, just give me one name. I only need one name.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm sorry I just took you off text to speech.

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Speaker 3: I'm jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, truth is, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Actually need a sandwich. I'm only calling because your girlfriend,

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Speaker 3: Savannah wanted us to do a prank on you. Oh,

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Speaker 3: this is a phone tap.

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Speaker 4: You're on the radio right now. Man, I'm sorry, dude,

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Speaker 4: God sakes, mand was Oh my god, Oh god.

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Speaker 3: I sounded so freaked out?

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Speaker 4: What am I suppose to feel like? Dude sounding?

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Speaker 2: Do you really you really.

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Speaker 3: Thought there was some like road rage thing going on

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Speaker 3: over there?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely due the top.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you backed down from that fight with

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Speaker 3: that customer.

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Speaker 4: Man, Hey, dude, the customer is always right here in

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Speaker 4: stubs and sales.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's because you have a pair of little sissy meatballs.

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Speaker 4: Oh I will kick that robots

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Speaker 2: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,