Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak, And this is Poog,
Speaker 1: an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive, fresh.
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Speaker 1: Loolie speaking believers, drink for the table, no regress.
Speaker 3: We wanted to start this episode with an exciting launch,
Speaker 3: an exciting detail. It's a lot of detail. It's more
Speaker 3: type than that. Okay, Poog has collaborated with Rose Delights
Speaker 3: to create a low dose THHC edible gummy. It's a
Speaker 3: collaboration with jar Is I repeat literal collaboration at the
Speaker 3: restaurant Jar. This is a leachy Martini Leachy Martini gummy
Speaker 3: one milligram with Italian nipple lemon that are literally called feminello.
Speaker 3: This is an unbelievable and we're gonna obviously go to
Speaker 3: the go to the gram. We'll post some beautiful, beautiful
Speaker 3: box And I want to tell you I personally swear
Speaker 3: by these gummies. I fell in love with the one
Speaker 3: milligram Rose to Light gummies one milligram. You're not out
Speaker 3: of control, but you're able to have a conversation without panicking.
Speaker 3: That's what it's done for me. So fun. I'd say
Speaker 3: one one one of these, one cocktail. You could sell
Speaker 3: a house. You could be so convinsy, you could sell
Speaker 3: someone in the house. They're so beautiful. And we collaborated
Speaker 3: with Susanne Track, the chef of jar Recipe. She is
Speaker 3: on board. This is the this is the jar Leechy
Speaker 3: Martini gummy. You can buy these. You're gonna be able
Speaker 3: to buy these. They're launching today when you listen to
Speaker 3: this episode.
Speaker 1: Let's get very clear, limited batch. These took like six
Speaker 1: months to create one back.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna want to go in there and get them,
Speaker 3: you believe.
Speaker 1: This is why, this is why I want to let
Speaker 1: people are so beautiful. The product drops because we have
Speaker 1: to honor them. We are getting our mailing list in shape.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to sign up, you' gonna have to reconfirm.
Speaker 1: It's a whole thing.
Speaker 3: It's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: But we know that Otagram to figure that out. This
Speaker 2: is poog dot.
Speaker 3: Com figuring out. We're trying to launch a business. It's
Speaker 3: taken years, but these are the gummies. We hope you
Speaker 3: enjoy them as much as we enjoyed making them.
Speaker 2: This is pretty important.
Speaker 1: This is our first collab and it's probably the most
Speaker 1: elegant thing we.
Speaker 2: Could have done.
Speaker 3: It's absolutely fucking beautiful. Have a little bit of jar
Speaker 3: wherever you are exactly. Oh my god, it's beautiful. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I mean, that's you know. We knew we had to
Speaker 3: start the episode with that with the product launch well, because.
Speaker 1: I was worried that the people would hear it and
Speaker 1: then or what if they saved the episode to meet
Speaker 1: it out over the meet out the punishment, but to
Speaker 1: ration throughout the week.
Speaker 2: It waits the end of the week because they love
Speaker 2: so much. As they ration it out, the delights are
Speaker 2: sold out. Can you imagine?
Speaker 3: Unbelievable? So no, top of the app, you can't imagine.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but you're holding this box in your hand.
Speaker 3: It's fucking gorgeous. And I mean, you know it's a
Speaker 3: crowded market edibles. Yeah, these are the best y'all ever see.
Speaker 1: It's a sativa leaning hybrid artismal that's what it says.
Speaker 1: And by the way, THHC one miligram CBD less than
Speaker 1: one milligram, and notably it says contains naturally occurring cannabinoids
Speaker 1: derived from hemp. I believe that's why they can sell
Speaker 1: them anywhere ship nationwide.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, and maybe elsewhere.
Speaker 2: That's a key fact.
Speaker 3: Non GMO. They're vegan and gluten free. No horses were
Speaker 3: murdered in the making of them, presumably hence them being vegan.
Speaker 2: But get to your delights. They're gonna sell out.
Speaker 3: It's a limited bat Rose delight.
Speaker 1: Get on the mailing list. This is very important. Get
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Speaker 3: Of communication in twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Okay, the podcast could disappear and that's our only chance
Speaker 1: to say, meet us in a field.
Speaker 2: So it's just like to remind people.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, or where it's that? Okay, great? So
Speaker 3: how are you What do you got for me today?
Speaker 2: Umm?
Speaker 3: I have nothing?
Speaker 2: Hello, I've got tons?
Speaker 3: Okay great?
Speaker 1: I mean I was in department store today, which one
Speaker 1: freaking mortar continues to fail us.
Speaker 2: Two in a Rowneman's straight into Bloomingdale's and.
Speaker 3: It was just get me out of here, unblie.
Speaker 2: Why is it so dark in there?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then you have like these gowns like on
Speaker 1: the sale rack that are just dragging on the floor.
Speaker 3: It's so funny. And I'm talking ae hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, or like it's like thirteen hundred dollars
Speaker 1: marked down from twenty six hundred and.
Speaker 3: The sequins weighing it down.
Speaker 1: Beads, yeah, heavy hanging from the shoulder strap, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like hanging from one and.
Speaker 3: It's like threads poking out.
Speaker 1: If you're going to an event where you're trying to
Speaker 1: get a thousand dollars plus gown, are you really gonna
Speaker 1: feel joy plucking plucking it.
Speaker 3: Off that racks?
Speaker 2: So there was that I was like, once again, I can't.
Speaker 1: Come into these places without And then you know, you
Speaker 1: come down the stairs and there's the women are at
Speaker 1: the makeup tables and that while area. They're they're made
Speaker 1: up in a very strange way and they're standing there
Speaker 1: and just the perfume.
Speaker 3: They're spurring tom Ford perfume into your mouth.
Speaker 2: It's like, what this is dead and dying.
Speaker 3: It's I know, and they know it dead and dying,
Speaker 3: like people still have there's still people down there who
Speaker 3: are gifted salespeople and they're there to have about time,
Speaker 3: but so many of them I had. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: was asking you because I had an alarming, incredible community
Speaker 3: building moment with a butcher actually cheese my.
Speaker 2: But then what I thought it was at the post office.
Speaker 3: I had that too where I went to the post
Speaker 3: office and it was like, you know, he was like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing today? I was like, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: just running errand she's like oh, And I was like,
Speaker 3: what do you got going on? He's like, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: family barbecue. It's like the sweetest thing it's ever. And
Speaker 3: then I'm on my way out. The little door chime,
Speaker 3: the door chimes on the way out, he goes, good
Speaker 3: luck with your errands. The smile on my face as
Speaker 3: I walked to my car. But I had a thing
Speaker 3: that'll happen today just now, which I didn't. I'm gullible,
Speaker 3: like I believe what people tell me I have. It's
Speaker 3: actually because I don't. Are not shocked exactly, because we're believers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I'm a believer. And so I went into this
Speaker 3: store and it's like it's a furniture store, and and
Speaker 3: and I would almost feel I would actually almost feel
Speaker 3: a fake. Okay, if you heard this, I went, Wow,
Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't have done that. Really to furniture store. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we've gone in there several times and there's like two
Speaker 3: guys that work there at one guy dealt with more. Oh,
Speaker 3: very friendly. What's your name? You know, we've like gone
Speaker 3: in several times. We can kind of stroll going. Today
Speaker 3: the talk was a tall guy and a shorter guy.
Speaker 3: The tall guy is not there. I buy a coffee table,
Speaker 3: and I'm chatting with him, and I go and what
Speaker 3: give me your what was.
Speaker 2: You buy a college name?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 2: You just said you buy a coffee table.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is huge news.
Speaker 1: Do you remember what we talked about four years long
Speaker 1: of being in a general search for a coffee table
Speaker 1: being unable to find the.
Speaker 3: Whole thing by I'm looking at it right now and
Speaker 3: I go, is it changed?
Speaker 2: You've changed? But I mean, you know, I like to
Speaker 2: live in things. But to purchase a coffee table is
Speaker 2: such a big Is anything a bigger part of your
Speaker 2: life than your coffee table in a way?
Speaker 3: I know, I know TV watchers, it sure is. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's But I'm looking at the old coffeeable, going what
Speaker 3: was so bad about that one? But this one anyway.
Speaker 3: But the point is, I go, yeah, but we're checking out,
Speaker 3: and I go, oh, like, oh, give me your name, okay, hi, yeah,
Speaker 3: but what's your your colleagues name? He goes, oh, whatever
Speaker 3: his name was? Ever got I actually remember, but I'm
Speaker 3: protecting his privacy. I don't know why. And he goes
Speaker 3: and I go okay, and he goes, yeah, he's not
Speaker 3: with us anymore. And I went, oh, I said, and
Speaker 3: then he and then he merely goes, yeah, he passed away.
Speaker 3: I have my sunglasses on. I go, oh my god,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you're kidding. I take up my sunglasses
Speaker 3: out of respect to meet him eye to eye, and
Speaker 3: I go, that's so tragic. I'm so sorry. He goes, ohh,
Speaker 3: I'm kidding. He lets me dwell in the apology and
Speaker 3: the genuine shock of like, your friend is dead. I
Speaker 3: have my sung glasses off. I'm looking at him and
Speaker 3: he doesn't even He's like, oh, And then he goes
Speaker 3: like a bad joke, not okay, I mean I reacted
Speaker 3: in a very real human way. And then he let
Speaker 3: me stay in that for Oh my god, and I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry. I sunglasses off. That's so tragic. I'm doing
Speaker 3: all of this for him, I go, how about a
Speaker 3: discount after after breaking in? He didn't break in? And
Speaker 3: then and then yeah the way he goes, oh, bad joke,
Speaker 3: I go, huh, what is this here?
Speaker 2: I do already actually had the credit card be swiped.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what we're done here.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And I go, and then, by the way, embarrassing me,
Speaker 3: I go, so gullible.
Speaker 1: And definitely not a fan going for a sort of
Speaker 1: certain kind of comedy that this is the angle I'm pushing.
Speaker 3: Sure, maybe, but no excuse. Yeah, it's like it's like
Speaker 3: I don't enjoy being made fun of. I don't enjoy
Speaker 3: tell I don't enjoy someone telling me someone made fun
Speaker 3: of and then they're not dead. I think I don't
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: I feel off. Do you feel off?
Speaker 1: Mmmm? No?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Is that my first time debuting my
Speaker 3: true hiccup on poog?
Speaker 2: Sounds?
Speaker 3: It sounds that's my hair to me, Yeah, because you've
Speaker 3: known each other.
Speaker 2: It's an absolute, but it is. I think. I also
Speaker 2: recall the.
Speaker 3: Shock My dad used to always say that I should
Speaker 3: put it in my act, that I should start and
Speaker 3: my act with that. I was like, I don't think that.
Speaker 2: So it's been that since you were a child.
Speaker 3: I guess I think it's been for a long time.
Speaker 3: It came out of no where. I didn't sense it coming.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so unusual that I can only blame
Speaker 1: creating a constriction in the throat. Like I'm like, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: why would caper lance have a hiccup that seems to
Speaker 1: go instead of hiccup instead going up?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wonder if I have to imagine why, say I
Speaker 3: were at tea with the Queen, right, could I suppress it? Like,
Speaker 3: I'm like, is it a level of being comfortable right now? Pooh?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I am being.
Speaker 2: You cannot suppress a hiccup, in my opinion.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see if it comes back.
Speaker 1: In the dramatic A diaformatic constriction pop, Yeah.
Speaker 2: A diaphormatic release in constriction.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a facial. I had a facial and
Speaker 3: then the next week I had another facial.
Speaker 1: Facial nine probably in the time in which I've had none.
Speaker 1: It's exhausting. I need to be included. I know you
Speaker 1: your person doesn't take take them on, but if every
Speaker 1: time you booked a facial.
Speaker 3: It was a new person. My old person's gone. She's
Speaker 3: been retired. Laurie's been retired for years. I've gone to
Speaker 3: her literal years, same facility, no, completely different. I went
Speaker 3: to Carason near me in West Hollywood. Okay, I got
Speaker 3: a micro current facial, you know who knows. But then
Speaker 3: I got I'm fucking serious, the hydrofacial is real. I
Speaker 3: got another. I got a hydrofacial. I think I was saying,
Speaker 3: though last couple the last two months have been, you know,
Speaker 3: so intense emotionally whatever, more crying than usual, and more
Speaker 3: expressions of worry, angst and pain. New lines formed and
Speaker 3: by the way, freezing my eggs literally gave me a
Speaker 3: new line on my forehead because I was going, ah, going,
Speaker 3: what's that? Yeah, and I was going bracing myself for
Speaker 3: injections and stuff. New forehead wrinkles that you told me
Speaker 3: were like, they're superficial. They're easy, as we all know,
Speaker 3: vertical lines harder to get out, horizontal lines easier to
Speaker 3: wash off the face, whatnot.
Speaker 2: I'm not so sure about that.
Speaker 3: No, that's true, that's just the dermist. It's is the
Speaker 3: truth of dermis.
Speaker 1: I'm not convinced that the truth of dermis when you
Speaker 1: consider that dermist does not face up.
Speaker 3: And down right, Oh my god, you know what I mean, right,
Speaker 3: Like I well.
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess. I guess you could say, like
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it's not true.
Speaker 1: It could be, but I do not have that yet
Speaker 1: independently confirmed total research.
Speaker 2: So I'm holding space before you lock that in for life. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I paid out of pocket for a new
Speaker 3: skin suticals serum called Pea Talks. I think it's supposed
Speaker 3: to help with superficial or construction lines. And the woman
Speaker 3: who does my hydrofacial who I love, told me this
Speaker 3: stuff kind of works. I go, how about this, I'm
Speaker 3: buying it. Oh oh, this is actually fun. Wait Jackun
Speaker 3: we're bearing the lead here, and it's so fun because
Speaker 3: you've never talked about it. My birthday dinner at No
Speaker 3: Boo Malibu, Oh God, we did it.
Speaker 2: Got me.
Speaker 3: Well, I just want to say this one of the
Speaker 3: best nights of my life. The next morning, and this
Speaker 3: is no exaggeration, the worst hangover of my entire life,
Speaker 3: to the point where it was almost fun because I
Speaker 3: felt like I was twenty one. I have two things
Speaker 3: to say. There's a lot to unpack. There's a lot
Speaker 3: to fucking unpack here.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're responsible not to because you know it's so
Speaker 1: it's so easily preventable.
Speaker 3: Well here, well here's here's what happened.
Speaker 2: Electrolites before bed, you know we've got them.
Speaker 3: Or how about fucking water. So here's what happened. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not even that the volume of cocktail is consumed.
Speaker 3: They have a strong cocktail. Oh my god, I'm overwhelmed.
Speaker 3: There's so much talk about first all sending it back. Okay,
Speaker 3: so first all, First of all, table for four, unbelievable
Speaker 3: by the ocean, Okay, gorgeous, the horse are out. It's beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's dream noboo like six o'clock gorgeous over the ocean
Speaker 3: for top. We're sitting down, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but knowing it'll be gone soon.
Speaker 3: And I was Jackoeman's already soothing me because I was going,
Speaker 3: this is good to come here at this time because
Speaker 3: you want.
Speaker 1: We're actually it's psychotic, and I was doing, are you
Speaker 1: always this crazy? I mean, you're And I realized it's
Speaker 1: because usually we're just in a cone of conversation. Right,
Speaker 1: So there's nothing to assess if we've made the right
Speaker 1: choice really other than what we're talking about, I guess.
Speaker 1: But I was like, wait, are you always like this
Speaker 1: in where it's we're doing a thing and you've arranged
Speaker 1: it right, so it's on you a little bit and
Speaker 1: whether you've made the right choice.
Speaker 2: That kind of thing.
Speaker 3: But because they were like hard to get a table too,
Speaker 3: it's like nineteen eighty two and like it was crazy.
Speaker 3: They were like six thirty or eighth.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you were like six thirty eight fifteen, you know,
Speaker 2: six thirty eight fifty. I went with six thirty. That way,
Speaker 2: you get two experiences. You get two experiences, you get
Speaker 2: sun and night.
Speaker 3: Actually you said that to Sue.
Speaker 2: Oh right, all right, right, oh right, because because we.
Speaker 3: Sat down, I go, it's nice, right to kind of
Speaker 3: be out here, to have the sun out still have
Speaker 3: the ocean. Because suddenly I went, wa, it's not sexy enough, right,
Speaker 3: or I just was like, oh, I had a great time.
Speaker 3: I wasn't actually spiraling. I just needed the choice affront
Speaker 3: to be ptaring as my own work.
Speaker 1: I want to be clear, this was on a These
Speaker 1: were waves on the surface of a deep pleasure.
Speaker 2: I'm just analyzing that because it's where you know the fun.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not saying healthy, you're psychotic by which I mean,
Speaker 1: but I was going, I go, I go, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you get two experiences. You get you get
Speaker 1: the sunset and you get evening. And then I go
Speaker 1: to be clear, like you can never make a wrong.
Speaker 2: Decision with me.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, to be clear, if
Speaker 1: you'd done the eight fifteen, I'd be saying, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is a place you go for a night with
Speaker 1: you for birthdays.
Speaker 2: Is a night experience.
Speaker 1: You know you don't want to sitting there the sun
Speaker 1: I'd be you know I can, so I can make it,
Speaker 1: make it the mushrooms always no.
Speaker 3: No, I know, I knew I was safe with you.
Speaker 3: And then I was feeling, will you for it? I
Speaker 3: had the Gabriete mac lip palette that was purchased for
Speaker 3: me by my partner, So I had my Gabriete lips
Speaker 3: on and we're there and round of drinks by the way,
Speaker 3: and I was excited because I haven't I had had
Speaker 3: a cocktail like over a month at this point because
Speaker 3: of the eggs and all the shit. Feeling good and
Speaker 3: then She's like, oh, here's like the prize winning cocktail.
Speaker 3: What does she say? She's like, all of nobu, the
Speaker 3: Grand Cordon, the Grand Cordon, everyone's actually.
Speaker 1: And actually I think I got to know now. So
Speaker 1: the question was we see the thing in a box
Speaker 1: and it says grand Cordon okay, which.
Speaker 3: Just there points it out on the menu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the top cocktail and it has a square
Speaker 2: around it.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, and Grand Cordon cocktail. It's like a mescal
Speaker 3: ginger something, and we go, we'll be crazy enough to
Speaker 3: try that. It's it's the number one.
Speaker 2: Cocktail, and like trying to look this up. This is
Speaker 2: that what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Straight to Facebook kill then okay, introducing the Grand Cordon
Speaker 1: Cocktail for October November. Congratulations to Loubi desionor of for
Speaker 1: winning first place. No, but they must do us every
Speaker 1: once in a while. This is just an example.
Speaker 3: But anyway, cocktail, we get the cocktail. We go, let's
Speaker 3: get three out of four of us get the grand cocktail. Right,
Speaker 3: it arrives, Take one sip, carnival level sweetness, funnel cake
Speaker 3: wait Saturday night in Deep Appalachia. Okay, it's like fucking
Speaker 3: sweet and I was ready because I go, because you know,
Speaker 3: sweet cocktail gives me instant migraine. Whatever, I go, it's
Speaker 3: everyday dinner. No, but I'm gonna have whatever the fuck
Speaker 3: I want, you know, but I go, it's actually sweet,
Speaker 3: like I'm not enjoying it, like it's making me sick.
Speaker 3: And Jacqueline you take a sip and you go, it's
Speaker 3: very sweet, and then you and I am instantly John
Speaker 3: is like I'm fine with it. And it's like I
Speaker 3: think quickly you said, who brought courage me? You did? No,
Speaker 3: I was like, I would send it back, and then
Speaker 3: it was like, you know what, this is gonna be
Speaker 3: an insanely expensive meal. Weren't and I always go to,
Speaker 3: We're not assholes. We're not going to send it back
Speaker 3: in some fucking huff. We're just gonna be like, God,
Speaker 3: is there anyway? But I felt and I was really
Speaker 3: happy because you really took it over it being my
Speaker 3: birthday dinner. You really drove and she came back and Jacqueline,
Speaker 3: you were perfect. You were like, sorry, this is hell,
Speaker 3: you said. You were like, this is hell.
Speaker 2: No I go, no, no, you know what it was,
Speaker 2: but no, I go, I just go, not even like
Speaker 2: sorry or any leaden. I just turned her and I go,
Speaker 2: this is humiliating. Oh you said that, that's what I
Speaker 2: led with.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, by the way, No this is.
Speaker 1: I said, either this is humiliating or this is a humiliation,
Speaker 1: but it was absolute one of those, truly. But it's like,
Speaker 1: this is a perfect example of the kind of thing
Speaker 1: where I just want to slow down and I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're missing everything, Like there's so much.
Speaker 2: To un uncover here.
Speaker 1: It's almost like a legal level, like I want to
Speaker 1: be like, okay, now can I give my account?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Like, go, yeah, yours? Give yours?
Speaker 1: So like you stare off and it's like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: And then it's oh, you're rehearsing in your head, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm knowing.
Speaker 3: I had already rehearsed if their table wasn't outside, but
Speaker 3: I was going to say to the to the host,
Speaker 3: oh right right right like days before.
Speaker 2: Which let me guess birthday. I work nights. I worked nights.
Speaker 2: I have daughter.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, I left out there's a
Speaker 3: detail here. It's a detail here. To be clear. I
Speaker 3: call we had to literally go through a famous friend
Speaker 3: to get this fucking table. They were like, there's a
Speaker 3: twenty eight person wait list. I was like, this is
Speaker 3: fucking insane. By the way, when we arrived there, there's
Speaker 3: like two of the Tesla trucks, like.
Speaker 2: The disgusting what do they call mine crash.
Speaker 3: Trash cans whatever? Yeah, anyway, but the point is I
Speaker 3: called days in advance, panicked the table wouldn't be outside.
Speaker 3: I go, what's the point? But you want to be
Speaker 3: on the inside. No truly, and then I said I
Speaker 3: just I was. I was worried maybe we hadn't secured
Speaker 3: an outdoor table. And she's like, I can't guarantee it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put it here in the in the notes,
Speaker 3: and I went, okay, yeah, because it's we're celebrating a lot,
Speaker 3: and she goes, yes, I see here Kate's birthday. I
Speaker 3: pretended not to be Kate. I go yeah, And then
Speaker 3: I was about to say, because my plan was do
Speaker 3: I have to go and some Emmy nominations Jacquelin and
Speaker 3: John both being Emmy nominated, So I was like, I
Speaker 3: have that in the chamber, and I go, yeah, we're
Speaker 3: celebrating a lot. And then I opened my mouth to say,
Speaker 3: like and a couple Emmy nominations, and then I was like, Kate,
Speaker 3: oh my god, fucking relax. So I didn't do that,
Speaker 3: but I had that in my back pocket. And so
Speaker 3: but then we get there, honestly exquisite table, and I'm
Speaker 3: bearing the lead. I'm just gonna say this, and this
Speaker 3: is not the way to conduct yourself at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: But we did hold the table for we got there.
Speaker 3: The reservation was six thirty. We arrived six ten. They
Speaker 3: see us immediately. We left now at eleven forty five.
Speaker 3: We were at the table the whole time. We went
Speaker 3: to the bar after for drinks and we were at
Speaker 3: the table for two were for over two hours.
Speaker 2: Though I have to say, what did we say to
Speaker 2: the waiter? Okay, at a reasonable sort of kick us out.
Speaker 3: If you need the table, order mark, we go, we
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 2: We're ready to you know, we abile digit anytime. We'll
Speaker 2: just sit here.
Speaker 3: I didn't tell you we go, we go, we order unbelievable.
Speaker 3: We're doing the Wagyu beef hot stone, which, by the way,
Speaker 3: the marblization of the beef. That night, when I'm tanked
Speaker 3: onto two and a half drinks looking at the ocean,
Speaker 3: Mad's going the marblization of the wagu beef. It's exactly
Speaker 3: mirrored in the texture of the ocean. The marblization and
Speaker 3: the ocean is the beef.
Speaker 1: I was like fixated on the marblelization, being on mother
Speaker 1: nature zotion, being as sam as thee.
Speaker 3: I had such a great time, okay, And I even
Speaker 3: and I made the mistake of I swung by the
Speaker 3: hostess desk tanked. I was, of course, you could not
Speaker 3: tell I was tanked, but I go, God, I know
Speaker 3: we had the table. We just ordered more popcorn shrimp.
Speaker 3: Don't like telling them, I go, we just can't stop ordering.
Speaker 3: And she's like, no one was rude to me. I
Speaker 3: privately did it because we did the pun. We ordered
Speaker 3: everything apps, we're getting the geary, we're getting everything right.
Speaker 3: And then and then the thing that we did, which
Speaker 3: is what created the hangover, I think, is that, oh
Speaker 3: my god, there's so much to unpack. But the point
Speaker 3: is we got like popcorn shrimp, pour a shrimp after
Speaker 3: the full meal before dessert, as like a little buffer,
Speaker 3: which really was a delight. Was it not fun? Me
Speaker 3: searing the wagyu beef on the hot stone?
Speaker 1: Well, all right, hold on, let me just say a
Speaker 1: couple of things. So one, it's gonna go back to
Speaker 1: the cocktail for a second. So when you send back
Speaker 1: a cocktail, okay, and you have to replace it with something, now.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 2: Take a gamble on another.
Speaker 3: Because now we know we've located sweetness is the issue?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: And was it you or someone had remarked how Kim
Speaker 3: Kardashian loves the Lichi Tini nobo, and I go, well, obviously,
Speaker 3: begin tell me.
Speaker 2: I read it in a Google search, like not even
Speaker 2: inside of an article, but still.
Speaker 3: On the various given from the jar. I mean the
Speaker 3: jarly Cicccini is an adult drink. The Lizaccini that you know,
Speaker 3: that's a martini. This is this is like a I mean,
Speaker 3: it's like deliver And this was not there.
Speaker 2: This wasn't even their Lichtini.
Speaker 3: Okay, the Grande was sent back. Yeah, okay, okay, we
Speaker 3: actually do need a lawyer, okay, to keep us on track,
Speaker 3: we need a snographer or whatever the fuck. Okay, you
Speaker 3: sent it back beautifully.
Speaker 2: Then the question is what are we asking for instead?
Speaker 3: Okay, I go, let's get because I've had it before
Speaker 3: that I had skinny Mark. Let's get the skinny marks.
Speaker 3: I was like, they're gorgeous. Skinny mark arrived. You and
Speaker 3: I flick took a sip. We look at each other.
Speaker 3: We go, it's a strong cocktail.
Speaker 2: You turned to me and said, this is a strong cocktail.
Speaker 3: I agreed.
Speaker 2: But nothing about that cocktail was like I was like,
Speaker 2: thank god, you know, like it wasn't messed up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I also went through a period of like
Speaker 1: being like, I'll have Fresh Line jruice.
Speaker 2: You know, like fresh Line juice, tequila and.
Speaker 1: Salt on the rim, please, you know, like just like
Speaker 1: down to that which I think is a dog right now,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm forgetting the whole thing.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, but.
Speaker 1: It feels like, and I love to try different cocktails
Speaker 1: on the menu, but it feels like if I rate them, went.
Speaker 4: For it and got like the Umbrella blue, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean? Yeah, and it arives and it's too sweet.
Speaker 4: It's on me one hundred percent. We declared it's too sweet.
Speaker 4: And then we even said the Leach cheenie.
Speaker 3: She goes, oh, well that's it.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: We go, okay, we got the skinny marks. Skinny marks
Speaker 3: come there, perfect. I had about half of that thing
Speaker 3: and I go, I'm gonna take my top off. Okay,
Speaker 3: I was already feeling free, free and wild. By the way,
Speaker 3: we're screaming laughing. Yeah, Jacka was screaming, laughing. Other tables
Speaker 3: looking over at us, truly I noticed, but actually looking
Speaker 3: over not annoyed, looking over going. That's joy. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 3: we were having so much fun, incredible. We start ordering cocktails.
Speaker 3: This is what gave me the hangover. Cocktails for the
Speaker 3: table so everyone could have a sip, which is really fun.
Speaker 3: We order our passion fruit. We'd seen this people, and
Speaker 3: that's what was so great about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I ordered it like a like a stack of flat jacks,
Speaker 1: which I've said six times since.
Speaker 3: Yeah, flapjacks, you know, stack of.
Speaker 2: Flapjacks for the table. People are getting their own breakfast.
Speaker 3: For the table, Like we're like passionate fruit martini for
Speaker 3: the table. We're passing around. Everyone gets some SIPs. I
Speaker 3: was moaning in ecstasy. She's hating for the table. Everyone
Speaker 3: espress a martini for the table.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I also feel like this is classic.
Speaker 1: But the group drink like I I'm not controlling myself,
Speaker 1: so I feel like it's like I'm just fully, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know I took more SIPs.
Speaker 3: I just I was drinking like like it was my
Speaker 3: I think I took the most SIPs. Really, I think
Speaker 3: I took the most SIPs. Actually, yeah, okay, interesting?
Speaker 1: And what what was that again?
Speaker 3: We got passion through and then we got the leachy
Speaker 3: teenie and we got the espresso Martin.
Speaker 2: Are you serious because I know then of those last two.
Speaker 3: Well, by the way, I have a video that I'm
Speaker 3: sorry I have that. I have the video of you.
Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite videos of all time, is
Speaker 3: Jacqueline in the back seat trying not to peew because
Speaker 3: we drive home at twelve forty five.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't know you took videos. I didn't know
Speaker 2: that you even knew I wasn't feeling well back there.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna put the video. You are cracking the
Speaker 3: window of classic drunk fashion with.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: It literally let me trying to get air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were trying to get air because we went
Speaker 3: to the bar after and got another round.
Speaker 2: What did we drink there at the bar?
Speaker 3: What kind of cocktail hibiscus?
Speaker 1: Marg? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1: I just remember going, oh no, okay, in the car,
Speaker 1: going where you really, because there's a loneliness to the
Speaker 1: moment that you realize you're nauseous, right yeah, because you know.
Speaker 2: I'm about to take this group down.
Speaker 3: And I was like no, no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 3: and it seems like like, you know, like no, and
Speaker 3: this feeling is like.
Speaker 2: I fucked up, you know, like where others did not
Speaker 2: I did, you know, and and and.
Speaker 1: So I was like crack the window and then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh God, like how far are we We're far,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like.
Speaker 2: Starting to go like we're almost there.
Speaker 3: No we're not, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: And I was like, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: And I was like, first of all, yeah, I could
Speaker 1: ask them to pull over, it's me be but like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to crack the window and I'm gonna stick
Speaker 1: my head out the window basically that was what I
Speaker 1: was aiming for.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna sip the wind.
Speaker 1: And I was like I'm going to inhale the wind
Speaker 1: and excel the wind and inhale the wind and I shill.
Speaker 3: The winds and like my body is my is my own,
Speaker 3: like yeah, I can tell it what to do totally.
Speaker 1: And then I remember seeing something that was like evidence
Speaker 1: that I was not that far from my place.
Speaker 2: I feel like I perked up and.
Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, it's like we're almost there or something,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like I saw a landmark, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 2: Did I drink electrolytes? I don't know. I woke up
Speaker 2: care at least took care of it.
Speaker 1: Then when dumped electrolytes and glass of water, guzzle it
Speaker 1: and then you just feel the brain swell back up
Speaker 1: to not swell.
Speaker 2: But free hydrate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not just like a husk rattling around the side,
Speaker 3: because I have like little glasses of the of the
Speaker 3: water came refilled the water. Yeah, didn't do a good
Speaker 3: job with that. And then I'm like, after the meal,
Speaker 3: that other that that other cocktail at the bar, I'm
Speaker 3: screaming about the waggu marblization mirroring the ocean. Yeah, high biscus,
Speaker 3: And it wasn't sweet. It was really not a sweet
Speaker 3: cock tail. We're out there screaming. It's so fun. And
Speaker 3: by the way, I have two videos. I like, it's
Speaker 3: honestly Pooh Grid as you in the back of the
Speaker 3: car trying not to borrow and me the next day
Speaker 3: over that I've ever been no, that is premium. We
Speaker 3: have to give it to the people.
Speaker 2: That is premium content. That is five dollars pop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is premium. Yeah, you can venmo. We'll make
Speaker 3: an account. You can vemo and we'll text you the
Speaker 3: video I got home. To be clear, I wasn't like drunk.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm home, I'm fine, having a great time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was definitely drunk, but I wasn't you know, I
Speaker 3: don't get messy. It was an obnoxious by any means.
Speaker 3: But woke up in the morning and I go, oh wow,
Speaker 3: and I felt I go, oh yeah, I didn't have
Speaker 3: a lot of reck at home. That was stupid. I
Speaker 3: had a f I had a hydrofacial at eleven fifteen,
Speaker 3: no ten ten. I woke up at like seven am.
Speaker 3: I like, oh, high, a sip of water, go to bed,
Speaker 3: wake up. I go, this is bad, and I'm like
Speaker 3: kind of enjoying it because it was such a fun night.
Speaker 3: I go, this is fun. Like I'm never fucking you know,
Speaker 3: I don't like get drunk, like why not? Maybe you
Speaker 3: know I'm young even though actually no, it's that year old.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so I am too hungover to drive. I
Speaker 3: have to get a lift because I go, I can't drive.
Speaker 3: I'm like doubled over in the corner. But I don't
Speaker 3: have a migraine. I go, thank god it but I'm
Speaker 3: starting to feel nauseous. I call the lift. The lift
Speaker 3: picks me up. I may be a block away from
Speaker 3: my house and I'm going, you have to turn back
Speaker 3: because the nausea. I'm like, I'm gonna barf. And I
Speaker 3: start sipping the wind. They are down. Yeah, I had
Speaker 3: By the way, we ordered my favorite breakfast burrito from
Speaker 3: Waken late to the house. I have a breakfast burrito.
Speaker 3: It arrived. I looked at it. I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna throw up if I can't even look at the food.
Speaker 3: I couldn't even drink coffee. Jacqueline, I had water. I
Speaker 3: was like, I was, I gonna put the burrito in
Speaker 3: my purse. I'm in the lift. I go turn back. Now,
Speaker 3: I go, you can pull over it?
Speaker 1: You know burse like and I mean like, I don't
Speaker 1: mean like it's revealing itself.
Speaker 2: Like oh what a look. Oh it's a weird look,
Speaker 2: but like almost it being completely obscured, but you knowing
Speaker 2: it's in there.
Speaker 3: There's something like yeah, like if you just like if you.
Speaker 1: Were like, look at that woman burrito in there, it's
Speaker 1: like interesting and go on.
Speaker 3: It's well, well, here's what happened. I opened my purse,
Speaker 3: A little waft of the burrito came out, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna hurl. I wonder if.
Speaker 2: Your male.
Speaker 3: I think I looked like something was going on, but was,
Speaker 3: you know, HI doing like my little like everything's fine.
Speaker 3: So I'm sitting there. I go turn back, turn back,
Speaker 3: turn back. I go, no, you're fine, you're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 3: To fifteen minute drive, You're gonna make it. I get there.
Speaker 3: I stagger upstairs. I was fifteen minutes late. I'm never
Speaker 3: late anywhere. I had called ahead. I'm gonna be late.
Speaker 3: I get there. Thank god, it's my it's my it's
Speaker 3: the woman wonderful background always gives you my hydrofacials. I
Speaker 3: see her. I go, I'm safe. I'm safe because I go.
Speaker 3: Anyone else I'm gonna go. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: not feeling well or something. No one wants a sick
Speaker 3: person in their office. Like, but then sorry, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm hungover. It's like horrifying. So I get in there
Speaker 3: and I go I'm gonna have to tell you I
Speaker 3: have the worst hangover in my life. And she was
Speaker 3: wonderful about it. She was like laughing. I lay down.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's actually amazing because she's putting like a
Speaker 3: cold mask on my face. I'm like, sitting there, it
Speaker 3: actually helps. I thought for a second I was dying
Speaker 3: because so hungover. I'm under the The light is so
Speaker 3: bright in the office. I go, is that am I
Speaker 3: is that the white light?
Speaker 1: No? Am?
Speaker 3: I going toward the light.
Speaker 2: Like it was like you're giving alcohol.
Speaker 3: I was delirious, like like no, but I just I'm
Speaker 3: I just like like a pussy drunk. I was not
Speaker 3: so drunk. But what it was was I was getting
Speaker 3: a migraine and go, oh fuck, yeah, do do the facial?
Speaker 2: And what did you get during hydrofacial?
Speaker 3: What else canceled my day? Hydro facial? That's it, just
Speaker 3: a hydropacial and they clean the.
Speaker 2: Clean, clean the pores that way, and then they infuse.
Speaker 3: They do like a hydration thing too, right, Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: suck it out exactly. I get in the car. I'm
Speaker 3: staggering home once again, trying not to poke in the car.
Speaker 3: I go, holy ship and get back to my house.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I ended up with a pillow on
Speaker 3: the floor, just on the floor for some reason, couldn't
Speaker 3: make it to the cow like. I just was like,
Speaker 3: this is where I live here on the floor A
Speaker 3: couple of times ago over to the toilet, like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, a bar can't do it, okay, and there's nothing.
Speaker 3: I haven't had coffee or food and I can't fucking
Speaker 3: bring myself to I fell asleep on the floor, woke
Speaker 3: up with a horror migraine, shocking nausea and by the way, interesting,
Speaker 3: it's like no story here.
Speaker 2: Well I've never required a story.
Speaker 3: I never fools. Okay, so but I you know, all right.
Speaker 3: The point is I barfed, which was like shocking to me.
Speaker 2: Make it.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course I I barfed. I couldn't believe
Speaker 3: it did feel a little bit better. The point is
Speaker 3: I was hung over until ten pm. At ten pm,
Speaker 3: I started to feel a little bit better, and then
Speaker 3: it was time for bed. I the only thing I
Speaker 3: could eat, Naomi, God bless them, made me mashed potatoes,
Speaker 3: because I was like, I can't eat anything. It's all
Speaker 3: gonna make me barf. Mashed potatoes delicious, by the extraordinary
Speaker 3: mashed potatoes. Electrolytes went to bed, woke up fine, woke
Speaker 3: up with the euphouri of no longer being that hungover.
Speaker 3: I was like, it felt like a brush with death.
Speaker 2: It's really interesting because.
Speaker 3: You no regrets. I kept saying, no regrets. Of course,
Speaker 3: I kept saying to them over and regret, no regrets.
Speaker 3: I didn't have regrets. Oh yeah, yeah I regret.
Speaker 2: It's not just someone along the lines that I didn't regret.
Speaker 2: Of course, I regret nothing, you know whatever.
Speaker 3: And John was like because John was hungover. And John
Speaker 3: was like, I'm hungover, which means you must be insanely hungover.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeahah, and I was a little bit
Speaker 3: and not even a high volume of alcohol consumed. It's
Speaker 3: like I had two cocktails.
Speaker 1: It's also not I mean not that like, you know,
Speaker 1: bread soaks up cocktails. But it's not a it's it's like,
Speaker 1: it's not a heavy meal.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not an Italian dinner. No, it's sushi. No,
Speaker 3: you're exactly right. No, it's a sex meal. Yeah it's not. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's the food is not like some white rice like like, yeah, the.
Speaker 2: Food is not helping soak anything up.
Speaker 3: Completely.
Speaker 2: It's very Yeah, it's like it's completely different.
Speaker 3: Weird though, to see kids at Nogu, I go the
Speaker 3: fuck kids with their iPads too interest from their face,
Speaker 3: their parents not talking to each other. We remarked on that.
Speaker 3: We're like, like that is just well, you don't bring
Speaker 3: a child to your child is gonna eat this food.
Speaker 2: Well also, I mean, right, well understand it.
Speaker 3: I guess it's a level of wealth. It's just beyond
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's that, and then it becomes also
Speaker 2: the brand become. The brand changes.
Speaker 1: Like once you've got the restaurant in every city, every
Speaker 1: big city, right then you have to have something to retain.
Speaker 2: And I feel like the ocean is what holds that
Speaker 2: one still high.
Speaker 3: I believe it's the flagship. It's the flagship. No, but
Speaker 3: I believe it. Then in New York, then London, and
Speaker 3: then they sprouted in the fucking everywhere was every dish
Speaker 3: graat No, but somewhere.
Speaker 2: What more can you yes for than somewhere, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: There's also a video that I haven't sent of you
Speaker 3: guys all singing me Happy Birthday, and everyone seems drunk,
Speaker 3: or you and John and me. The three of us. Fact,
Speaker 3: I almost want shit. I kind of want to play
Speaker 3: the audio because you, guys, it's like, really, it's like
Speaker 3: that thing where you don't realize what's happening.
Speaker 2: God, yeah, who you've become?
Speaker 3: Where is it?
Speaker 1: Hang on?
Speaker 3: Okay? Okay, okay, I've got the video here of the
Speaker 3: Happy Birthday song, which I think you can be able
Speaker 3: to hear. We are, in fact drunk, I don't know
Speaker 3: it yet.
Speaker 1: I was leading.
Speaker 2: I was also trying to make a joke about harmonies.
Speaker 3: So fun. You got a party when you can and
Speaker 3: even and you don't have to use substances. Okay, guys, Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: sorry to talk about a hangover, like I'm the first
Speaker 3: person to have ever had a fucking hangover. But really
Speaker 3: it was humbling to be barfing and to be on
Speaker 3: the ground, and also to go it was worth it.
Speaker 3: It was sick, and I was like, when will I
Speaker 3: ever be able to drink again anything? I made it
Speaker 3: home the next day. You texted me at home somehow.
Speaker 2: Incredible, and then you texted me hungover, and then I
Speaker 2: texted you for my ten am.
Speaker 3: Workout unimaginable as I was trying not to heave.
Speaker 1: Really, I believe the electrolytes, which I didn't drink before bed,
Speaker 1: but early early in the morning.
Speaker 2: I really believe it's the answer.
Speaker 3: Which electrolytes, which brand I.
Speaker 2: Tossed Superior and I have like a hug of them,
Speaker 2: a chug a jug.
Speaker 3: I've been doing Superior. I've been back on Element because
Speaker 3: I love that salty salty. By the way, I could
Speaker 3: use some more if they want to send more folks, Yeah,
Speaker 3: sure could. Yeah, Okay, well, well it was a blast.
Speaker 3: Have have dinner. We'll do it again soon.
Speaker 2: It's great to see you back in the square.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll see you soon. I love it. Yeah, that
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