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Speaker 1: Am Rappaport. The show never stopped. You might catch the

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, this is the I Am Rapports

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Speaker 1: Terry Oh Podcast super Bowl Premium Podcast Edition. I will

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Speaker 1: not be doing any screaming. I will not be doing

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Speaker 1: any Willie Hutching. I will not be doing much hooting

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Speaker 1: and hollering on this premium I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast.

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Speaker 1: But we are here we are here. Super Bowl Sundays done.

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Speaker 1: It's finished. The fucking Patriots they did it again. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna get right to it. First of all, Julian Edelman,

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Speaker 1: Rabbi Julian Edelman was named MVP of the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: The man can't won't be stopped. He's a fucking animal,

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Speaker 1: He's a savage. He is a Jewish bowling ball. Rabbi

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Speaker 1: Edelman is a Jewish water bug. He carved the fucking

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Speaker 1: He carved them up real nice, real proper, like Thanksgiving turkey. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all game long, Okay, it wasn't a great game. All

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Speaker 1: the analysts, all the smartass experts, including myself, thought it

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Speaker 1: was gonna be thirty one today it was shipped. Okay,

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Speaker 1: But nonetheless, you guys saw it carved him up real nice,

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Speaker 1: real proper. And because Rabbi Edelman has one Super Bowl

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Speaker 1: m v P, he has catapulted himself into top three

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Speaker 1: Jewish men of all time. Congratulations, Rabbi Julian Edelman, you

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Speaker 1: are now one of the top three Jewish men of

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Speaker 1: all time. Some people say what about Sandy Kofax, And

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Speaker 1: I say what about Sandy Kofax? Okay, he's not out

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Speaker 1: there competing, running over the fucking the middle time after

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Speaker 1: time after time, getting knocked on his ass getting up.

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Speaker 1: What Sandy Kofax did was great, it was fine. But

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Speaker 1: he ain't no Julian edelmen. Now some say Julian Edelman's

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Speaker 1: half Jewish. I don't care. We take what we can get.

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Speaker 1: We take what we can get. The other two men

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Speaker 1: currently now this list is ever changing. The other two

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Speaker 1: men currently sitting in the top three Jews of all

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Speaker 1: time is, of course, Albert Einstein, better known to some

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Speaker 1: as Albert Einstick. That's right, that's right. For all you

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Speaker 1: guys that aren't aware of this, Albert Einstein is one

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Speaker 1: of the great stick men of all time. He made

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Speaker 1: the list in my book This Book has Balls, The

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Speaker 1: Ultimate List of Great stick Men Part One For all

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Speaker 1: you nerdy four ride fox out there, he's the guy

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Speaker 1: you want to focus on. While he was creating the

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Speaker 1: theory of relativity, he was perfecting the art of pimping.

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Speaker 1: Some say, and have questioned the affairs and the gangs

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Speaker 1: of mistresses he had. But I will be damned if

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Speaker 1: I am not putting this legend right where he belongs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Albert Einstein is a top three Jew of all time,

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Speaker 1: and he is also the only Jew who's on both lists.

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Speaker 1: He's on the stick Man Hall of Fame list and

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Speaker 1: the Top three Jews of all time. The other Jew

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Speaker 1: on there with him is, of course, Jesus of Nazareth.

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Speaker 1: I mean, listen, he needs no introduction. His resume speaks

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Speaker 1: for itself. Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why a Jew. I don't understand how it works,

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Speaker 1: but Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew, and of course

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Speaker 1: he's in the top three Jews of all time. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: Julian Edelman, Rabbi Edelman, Congratulations the Patriots. Sean McVeigh. If

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Speaker 1: you do not announce within the next twelve hours that

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Speaker 1: Todd Gurley, the best running back in the NFL this season,

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Speaker 1: was injured, you should be fired. That's right, Sean McVeigh,

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Speaker 1: the little wonder boy coach of the Los Angeles Rams.

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Speaker 1: He was the only guy who consistently get things cooking

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Speaker 1: when you gave him the ball to actually cook. If

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Speaker 1: you do not announce that he was injured, and that's

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Speaker 1: the reason why you did not play him and give

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Speaker 1: him the fucking rock, fire his ass. You need to

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Speaker 1: explain yourself, Sean McVeigh or McAfee, whatever the fuck your

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Speaker 1: name is. Okay, I had no dog in this fight.

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Speaker 1: I had no dog in this fight. I had wore

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Speaker 1: send this race, spoken on this endlessly. Okay. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to see a good game. It was a defensive

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Speaker 1: uh matchup showdown, Belichick, Listen, you don't need me to

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Speaker 1: break down the game. You saw the fucking game. A

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Speaker 1: third and foremost, I'll say this, the halftime show was trash. Now.

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Speaker 1: I have no problem with Maroon five. It's not my

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Speaker 1: cup of tea. But I like Move Like Jagger. My

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Speaker 1: kids love that song when they were young. So I

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Speaker 1: have a soft spot for Adam Levine. I like him

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Speaker 1: on that show. What is it the voice or America's

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Speaker 1: got talent or he got served one of those fucking shows.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the voice. Um. I don't listen to

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Speaker 1: that kind of music, but when a move like Jagger

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Speaker 1: comes on, I like it. He's got a good voice.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why he took his shirt off, Duke Um.

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Speaker 1: I think Adam Levine is also a Jew. It was

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Speaker 1: a great day for Jews. I think he was the

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Speaker 1: first Jewish halftime performer of all time is a great

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Speaker 1: day for Jews in general. Um, but keep your shirt on, Duke,

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Speaker 1: Keep your fucking shirt on, Duke. And wanted to learn

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Speaker 1: a little too step. I mean, I know your music

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Speaker 1: is poppy and all that stuff, and you don't necessarily,

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Speaker 1: uh claim to be a big dancer, but learn a

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Speaker 1: two step. My man is up there singing all these

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Speaker 1: songs and it's almost as he has no rhythm. Again,

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Speaker 1: I could give a fuck, but what I can give

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Speaker 1: a funk about is and I'm gonna say this right now.

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Speaker 1: Travis Scott, who performed at halftime along with Big Boy

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Speaker 1: O G Big Boy from Outcast, needs no introduction or explanation.

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Speaker 1: Travis Scott is straight. Do you do? He's trash. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I heard some people saying, uh, well, he

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Speaker 1: performs with such great energy. Buster Rhyme performs with such

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Speaker 1: great energy. I've ever seen Tretch from Naughty My Nature perform.

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Speaker 1: He performs with such great energy. Q Tip the Abstract

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Speaker 1: performs with such great energy. Travis Scott is straight. Do

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Speaker 1: do now? I'm trying to keep my voice down because

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Speaker 1: my wife is here. She's sick. She demands that I

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Speaker 1: don't scream and yell, so I'm trying to keep it

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Speaker 1: contained here. But I will say it once and I'll

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Speaker 1: say it over and over. Homeboy is whack as fuck.

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Speaker 1: His music is whack, his songs are whack, his flow

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Speaker 1: is whack. I don't care if he's got style, I

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Speaker 1: don't care if he's a nice guy. You perform it

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Speaker 1: at halftime and that's the best you have. Duke, that

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Speaker 1: ship ain't rap music. Duke, you trash. Duke, You're not

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Speaker 1: dope speaking him not dope rappers. Twenty one Savage, you

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Speaker 1: know the rapper twenty one Savage who has been representing

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Speaker 1: Atlanta since he was in the game. He got arrested

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Speaker 1: last night in Atlanta by ice agents. I see E

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Speaker 1: agents because apparently this motherfucker twenty one Savage is actually

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Speaker 1: from London. He's British. He came into the country I

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Speaker 1: think when he was seventeen. He never left and I

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Speaker 1: snatched him up. They bagged him up and it landa

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Speaker 1: last night. Duke, what the fund is you doing? See

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Speaker 1: you're up there flows and talking all this ship when

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Speaker 1: you should be laying low. If I knew, if I

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Speaker 1: knew that I was in a country unlawfully. The last

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Speaker 1: thing that I would be doing would be popping ship

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and all that fly ship. Duke, they grabbed

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Speaker 1: you up and he was talking about uh Takashi six

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Speaker 1: nine snitching and all that. We're gonna see how you

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Speaker 1: get down, Duke. They might deport your Ask, Duke, this

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Speaker 1: is the biggest scam and sham in hip hop history,

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Speaker 1: if you ask me. Homeboy's been talking that Atlanta Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: I'm from Atlanta. My man's got He sounds like Prince Harry.

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Speaker 1: That's his natural tongue, his whole affectation. All that Atlanta ship,

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Speaker 1: it's not real. Duke doesn't sound like that. Duke sounds

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Speaker 1: like Prince Charles in them. Okay, and you're wrapping all that.

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Speaker 1: No wonder he's mumbling all the time. No wonder you're

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Speaker 1: mumbling all the time, dude. You didn't want you a

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Speaker 1: little your fucking accent to slip out. Okay. That being said,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to hit you guys with a little

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Speaker 1: premium primetime podcast. Also, porzingis Krista Porzingis. He's the real

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Speaker 1: sucker of the Knicks trade. I know everybody heard the

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Speaker 1: last I am Rappaport Stereo podcast. This big doofy tall limp,

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Speaker 1: Kim bad ankle, bad knee, non plane missed the hundred

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Speaker 1: games asked. Motherfucker went on Twitter and it's talking ship

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Speaker 1: talking about your only recommendation for Knicks fans to stay woke. Bitch, please,

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Speaker 1: bitch please. Unless I am unhealthy or working, I will

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Speaker 1: be at Madison Square Garden the first game Kris Stop

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Speaker 1: Porzingis plays back in Madison Square Garden. I will be

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Speaker 1: sitting courtside, and I will be chanting, fuck you dumb Mass,

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Speaker 1: Fuck you dumb Mass. And I might be sitting there

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Speaker 1: with Charles Oakley. You're lucky. I don't get Charles Oakley

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Speaker 1: to come smack the ship out of you, your big goofball.

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Speaker 1: You left New York. You're in Dallas. Keep your motherfucking mouth.

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Speaker 1: Should keep the Knicks out your mouth, dude, Keep New

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Speaker 1: York City out your mouth. Duke, you wasn't cut out

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Speaker 1: for this. The only thing you should be doing is

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Speaker 1: sleeping in an ice bath. Get your motherfucking knees fixed. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to be here, get the funk out

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Speaker 1: of here. Be We don't want you be. I know

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Speaker 1: the Knicks have problems, you don't want to be there,

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Speaker 1: and now you're talking greasy. Less than twenty four hours

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Speaker 1: after you left, no one said shop, you haven't lay

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Speaker 1: in a year, and no one said shit you soft,

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Speaker 1: dude soft. Your run game is fucked up. You run

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Speaker 1: like me. You look like me running up and down

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Speaker 1: the court, except for your seventh seven ft three you

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Speaker 1: look like every time you run up and down the court,

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Speaker 1: looks like you gotta ship in your pants and you

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Speaker 1: pop your ship. I will be their courtside the first

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Speaker 1: game you're back, if you ever make it back healthy,

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Speaker 1: you're talking ship. You can't even play. Iron rap Hoorstereo podcast,

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Speaker 1: Primetime Emergency Podcast, Premium I'm out. We'll be back Tuesday

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Speaker 1: with another banger, unless something crazy comes up before then.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations Rabbi Edelman see Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. Miles Joins

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Speaker 1: take us out. Here was something real nice, some real proper,

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Speaker 1: some real funking done short, sweet my bas hollow, no bottle,

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