Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is why can't I go with my friend
Speaker 1: and her cousin? All right, we'll get into that find
Speaker 1: out what that's all about in just a few Why
Speaker 1: can't I go with my friend and her cousin? Right now,
Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew and today's frank phone
Speaker 1: call Nephew.
Speaker 2: Well, Telly, you know what, when we go to church, oftentimes,
Speaker 2: you know, there's a mixture of race. Sometimes sometimes you
Speaker 2: marry and to marry someone that goes to a Baptist church.
Speaker 2: Right now, I got a white guy that is married
Speaker 2: to a black lady going to a Baptist church. Now.
Speaker 2: But you know, when you come up in our church,
Speaker 2: you know it's certain things you need to know.
Speaker 3: But what we have right.
Speaker 2: Here today is a Black Gospel quiz. Black Gospel Quiz.
Speaker 2: These are just things you need to know if you're
Speaker 2: gonna be sitting up in with us worship the Lord.
Speaker 2: Do you understand what I'm saying? This right here is
Speaker 2: the black goss Whoe is cat dog?
Speaker 1: If you would the goodness.
Speaker 3: This is grant our grant, Uh Grant Stevens. Right, Yes, Hey,
Speaker 3: hey Greg, this is brother Lewis Finley. I'm calling from
Speaker 3: Mount Sinin Missionary Baptist Church. You you and your wife
Speaker 3: just joined a couple of weeks ago, am I right?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Yes? Okay, So now listen, I wanted to reach out
Speaker 3: to you. I know you guys have started the uh
Speaker 3: the orientation and from my understanding, you you finished one
Speaker 3: one class at orientation. You got three more to go?
Speaker 3: Is that right? Yeah? All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3: So first of all, I want to say welcome to
Speaker 3: Mount Sinin and and I hope you are enjoying yourself.
Speaker 3: I know that you and your wife are a mixed couple.
Speaker 3: You you're a Caucasian and she's she's black. Are you?
Speaker 3: Are you liking the church? So are Grant?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, we really are enjoying it. We completed our first
Speaker 4: orientation and yeah, so far we're really enjoying it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, did I catch at a bad time?
Speaker 4: I am a workeright now, but it's okay. I've got
Speaker 4: a couple of I've got a couple of.
Speaker 3: Minutes, Okay, okay, I just wanted to call you, man.
Speaker 3: I was worried. I know you because I don't think
Speaker 3: you noticed, but you are the first Caucasian to join
Speaker 3: our church, and I just want to make sure you
Speaker 3: kind of knew the language and just just kind of
Speaker 3: knowing what the Black Church is all about. And there's
Speaker 3: certain says and different things I think you should know
Speaker 3: so that you know. I just don't want you to
Speaker 3: say that the wrong thing while you at the church.
Speaker 3: If that makes sense, Okay, okay, So what I wanted
Speaker 3: to do, like, I wanted to give you a little
Speaker 3: Black Church quiz so you can kind of maybe if
Speaker 3: you could let me know where you are, you know,
Speaker 3: if you're on a lower level or a high level,
Speaker 3: was being knowledgeable about the Black Church? Like feel feel
Speaker 3: this blank in for me, grant And if you don't matter,
Speaker 3: I just want to take a little bit of time
Speaker 3: and I'll let you get back to work. But first
Speaker 3: of all, give a blank to God. What where would
Speaker 3: go in that blank?
Speaker 4: Right there?
Speaker 3: First of all, give a blank to God.
Speaker 4: Now all I can think of something has give Give
Speaker 4: thanks to God.
Speaker 3: No. See that's wrong, See that's wrong. See see what
Speaker 3: it is is. First of all, give a honor to y'all.
Speaker 3: All right, remember that, first of all, give an honor
Speaker 3: the God.
Speaker 4: You got that, okay, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 3: First of all, give an honor to God, who is
Speaker 3: the blank of my life. What what? What? What goes
Speaker 3: in the blank? First of all, give an honor to God,
Speaker 3: who is the blank of my life.
Speaker 4: The love of my life.
Speaker 3: No, no, see that's that's that's that's wrong. First of all,
Speaker 3: give an honor to God, who is the head of
Speaker 3: my life. Do you share that?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Okay, I was just are you sure? Are
Speaker 4: you sure about that?
Speaker 3: Oh? I'm definitely sure about man, don't don't. Don't. What
Speaker 3: I don't want you to do is question what I know.
Speaker 3: I'm from the Black Church. I know.
Speaker 4: No, No, I wasn't. I wasn't questioning you, sir. I wasn't question.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I've just always heard it that way.
Speaker 3: But okay, So so I'm trying to give you the
Speaker 3: understanding of knowing what the Black Church is about. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, I understand.
Speaker 4: I'm just I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: I'm I apologize. Okay.
Speaker 4: Now, now look, I don't know these answers, obviously, but
Speaker 4: I've got a meeting. I got to get to you
Speaker 4: here in a minute.
Speaker 3: Like this.
Speaker 4: I'm curious if everyone in the church get.
Speaker 3: These stone calls. Well wait a minute, wait a minute, grand
Speaker 3: I know what you have a meaning, But what's more
Speaker 3: important your meeting or knowing your position at the Black Church?
Speaker 3: What what's more important?
Speaker 4: I really don't have time for this right now. I
Speaker 4: can't believe it's actually happening. Like, did you did your
Speaker 4: pastor even know that you're calling you right now?
Speaker 3: Well? No, I took the liberty of myself. What I
Speaker 3: realized you was Caucasian, that I would call and try
Speaker 3: to help you so you would know what to do
Speaker 3: when you're in the Black Church when people are saying
Speaker 3: certain things you okay, okay, Grant, if you don't mind,
Speaker 3: just do this funny Gret, like do you know what
Speaker 3: hooping is? Hooping?
Speaker 4: Like, who's a hooping?
Speaker 3: No, hooping is when the pastor is at the end
Speaker 3: of his sermon. So listen to this. Oh goodn't got him?
Speaker 3: Do that funny? If you if you would, Grant, oh
Speaker 3: lo oh god, oh my no, no no more, come
Speaker 3: on you wom me now? Oh good God, got him?
Speaker 3: I got again.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm doing that. Oh Lord, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: oh God, old mighty.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, gret, do you think maybe res possible dick me?
Speaker 3: You could have some sessions before you come back to
Speaker 3: the church and I can prepare you more.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, listen, you have caught me at a really
Speaker 4: bad time and I'm quite honestly just so frustrated. Like
Speaker 4: I've never heard of a quiz like this. I'm really offended,
Speaker 4: to be honest, to be like, do you guys not
Speaker 4: want me to go to your church anymore? Like, as
Speaker 4: matter of fact, dude, you should be calling my wife
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 3: She's black. Well she should already know the quolest question
Speaker 3: you the ones don't know why I'm gonna call I
Speaker 3: should call you.
Speaker 4: I am at work right now. I have a meeting
Speaker 4: to get to in just a minute. I don't know
Speaker 4: what you're doing. And I hold on a second, I
Speaker 4: have got to close my office door. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 4: I have never ever received a phone call like this
Speaker 4: in my life, and you better be lucky.
Speaker 3: I mean, I.
Speaker 4: Want to talk to your pastor. I am going to
Speaker 4: talk to him next Sunday. No joke.
Speaker 3: Why didn't mean for you to get hostile like that?
Speaker 3: Meant you? I didn't mean to upset you or nothing
Speaker 3: like that. Cannot Can I say something else to you?
Speaker 3: One last thing? And I have to go. Okay, I
Speaker 3: just want to let you know that this his nephew.
Speaker 3: Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife
Speaker 3: Carolyn got me to brank phone call. You shut up?
Speaker 3: Shut up.
Speaker 4: I am so sorry, I am so sorry.
Speaker 3: Oh you're good, you are right.
Speaker 4: I'm all right, man, I'm alright a little embarrassed, but
Speaker 4: I'm alright.
Speaker 3: Greg. You gotta do it for me one more time?
Speaker 3: Oh all.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh yeah, okay, man, look at do this for me.
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Speaker 4: All right?
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Speaker 3: Amen?
Speaker 2: Again, come up in our church, you better know him.
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Speaker 3: Who he is?
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