Speaker 1: Forever. Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Dusty
Speaker 1: Ass Magical Podcast.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh look at us talking about the title of the podcast.
Speaker 1: We haven't done that in a long time. I know.
Speaker 1: As I said it, I was like, wow, it's a throwback. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you got new listeners. So it's people who haven't been
Speaker 1: here since the beginning, so they don't know, you know,
Speaker 1: they don't know.
Speaker 2: How we used to do it. Where the fuck y'all been?
Speaker 1: Yo? You just found out what made you come to
Speaker 1: the pod? Why don't you guys like let us know.
Speaker 1: How'd you find us?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Do that?
Speaker 1: How'd you find us? How'd you find us? Merch? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? So you know our last solo episode was
Speaker 1: You and your Dick Excursion, Eat Pray ho baby. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So like now it is it's pushing everyone to be
Speaker 1: a hoe this year. But you know what, I feel
Speaker 1: so powerful, Like being a hoe is so powerful mm hmm,
Speaker 1: truly like sis, I feel like you see, I got
Speaker 1: these the beads on that that white man in Europe
Speaker 1: gave me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm truly surprised.
Speaker 1: I was like, all with the dress I got on.
Speaker 2: This is so not on this on brand.
Speaker 1: Erica bad vibe that I got going on right now.
Speaker 1: I'm about to put beads in my in my wig, sis,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put beads in it. The Balau beads
Speaker 1: are not They're not for you, but I see you
Speaker 1: doing all them. Someone called them anal beads. Ye what
Speaker 1: they posted about it.
Speaker 2: They look like anal beads. Andrew, can you confirm or deny.
Speaker 4: Look like anal? Yes, they do look like anal beads.
Speaker 2: We can't hear you on the mic, Andrew.
Speaker 4: You can no? Oh no, no, well.
Speaker 1: Andrew, No, this is Andrew has a microphone over there.
Speaker 4: But yes, not on For some reason, I can hear myself.
Speaker 1: People were very excited to see to hear you on
Speaker 1: the only episode.
Speaker 4: It was so very kind. I loved it. I love
Speaker 4: the response.
Speaker 1: No, you gotta get back. You gotta get back over
Speaker 1: here if you're gonna get.
Speaker 4: On the micro No, you can give anxiety between the
Speaker 4: two of you, he.
Speaker 2: Said, we give him anxiety sitting betwixt us.
Speaker 4: You know I like being over here. It's more.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so we can't hear you, so just shut up.
Speaker 3: Then Alex literally came over to fix that exact problem.
Speaker 1: So I guess, okay to try to figure it out,
Speaker 1: but don't talk until then, because you know, now that
Speaker 1: we started something, we got to keep it going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thoughts in prayer, sweetie, stay there, my babe, babe, babe, babe.
Speaker 1: So the things that people are reacting to the most
Speaker 1: from the E prey ho episode are the poppers obviously,
Speaker 1: the scorting on the dude's TV, and the wheel check.
Speaker 1: They are iconic moments in a trip and they need
Speaker 1: to happen to everybody. Honestly though, I really do think that,
Speaker 1: and I feel like people have been messaging me like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm going to Columbia, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: well's this. Maybe maybe don't be too much of a
Speaker 1: hoe in Colombia because you really might get took. But
Speaker 1: people have been messaging me and they're like, oh, like
Speaker 1: I love this. You've got to be a smart hoe too.
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm going to planned parenthood to make
Speaker 1: sure like everything is okay. To be honest, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna die, you're gonna die. So if you could either
Speaker 1: die on a dick or you could just die in
Speaker 1: somebody else's bed, It's like what are you gonna do? What?
Speaker 1: What what's made for you? Are you wishing on me?
Speaker 1: What's made for you?
Speaker 2: Is gonna happen. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking
Speaker 2: about in general.
Speaker 1: So like, you can be as safe as you want
Speaker 1: and something could still happen. So like, obviously, do the
Speaker 1: best you're supposed to in turn, and I get as
Speaker 1: much dick as possible before you get murdered. That's that's Burt. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what I said. It's going on on the back
Speaker 1: of a jacket, Milennia Trump style. I don't care, do you.
Speaker 2: That's what I said.
Speaker 1: I said, if it's gonna happen, so go ahead. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter how safe you are. Either they gonna kill
Speaker 1: you or they're not. Mmm.
Speaker 2: So you could be safe, but like what is safe
Speaker 2: if you're on a solo trip, is that really that safe? No?
Speaker 1: Not if you're a woman, it's not that safe. But
Speaker 1: if you're a dude, manor hose in general, So let's
Speaker 1: take let's take our pussy's back, ladies, let's let's do it. Well,
Speaker 1: my shit is detachable, so I'll be leaving it in
Speaker 1: the left box. It'd be at home just sitting on
Speaker 1: Ice just chilling. Well, I mean, Sidney, you took a
Speaker 1: trip recently. Can we talk about it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got fluid out to do a short film I'll
Speaker 1: be acting. Yeah, and it was it was cool. I
Speaker 1: was there. I didn't know I would have as much
Speaker 1: like free time as I didn't know, but I went
Speaker 1: to the table read and the table read was great
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh shit, I can act. And
Speaker 1: I was like riffing and stuff. Can you tell the
Speaker 1: non industry people listening what a.
Speaker 2: Table reader is like?
Speaker 1: We all read the script in front of each other
Speaker 1: and you see who can't read that? Well, yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: But your girl memorized her lines. Okay, it was truly surprising.
Speaker 1: I was like, let me be as professional as possible.
Speaker 1: Did you have a lot of lines where you were
Speaker 1: like a big part in the short. I didn't have
Speaker 1: like a ton of lines, but I had enough line
Speaker 1: that you were like, Oh, if I'm really good, she
Speaker 1: might can still she might be a main character. Wow.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was cool. And then the gag is
Speaker 1: is that I had to kiss somebody on camera? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: on screen kiss. The unfortunate thing is that the person
Speaker 1: was so fucking hot. Yes, and not my type because
Speaker 1: I like fems and this person was not fem. She
Speaker 1: was pretty, though she's.
Speaker 2: More than pretty.
Speaker 1: She's one of those people that's like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: when she wasn't in a relationship, she was a fucking whore.
Speaker 1: She's probably not whore, but like just just winning, winning
Speaker 1: people over. She's like so charismatic and like she's got
Speaker 1: that Erica Badu vibe. Like people say that Erica could
Speaker 1: look at somebody and they're immediately like in her and
Speaker 1: they're wet.
Speaker 2: Yeah in her.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, Yeah'm gonna do that. I'm gonna work
Speaker 1: on getting people wet with a stare. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, she's gotten working.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's okay.
Speaker 1: So she looked at you and your panties just well.
Speaker 1: I got to the table reading and I sat down
Speaker 1: and she was We had to sit next to each other,
Speaker 1: and I locked eyes with her, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh wow you oh my god, you're hot. You were
Speaker 1: like I was annoyed because I was like, obviously I
Speaker 1: don't mind kissing somebody.
Speaker 2: But the next thing in my contract, you can't look good.
Speaker 1: You can look okay. It's the problem with having to
Speaker 1: kiss somebody attractive on camera because the way my emotions
Speaker 1: are set up, I was like, by five o'clock, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, we're having an affair. I was like,
Speaker 1: we're totally hooking up after this, there's no such thing
Speaker 1: as an affair in an open a relationship. F Y
Speaker 1: text this to you and you still don't see me.
Speaker 4: You get it.
Speaker 2: Well, she's in a relationship that's not open.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you open. That got nothing to do with
Speaker 1: you married.
Speaker 2: No, that's everything. It does matter at her. I mean
Speaker 2: obviously maybe if.
Speaker 1: She wasn't a relation, maybe she's in an open thing too. No,
Speaker 1: she's not open. Because when let me tell you, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, we have chemistry. Everything was
Speaker 1: like I was. I was like, damn, either she's an
Speaker 1: incredible actor or she was getting lit. After this, when
Speaker 1: they heard it's a rap, it was gone. Everything, the
Speaker 1: chemistry was gone. Oh she oh she missed it, okay
Speaker 1: street she Viola Davis Sayshi, it so good. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it. And so I went to dinner with her
Speaker 1: and another person who was on in the film, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I was there, and I was like, fuck, why did
Speaker 1: I come here? That was stupid because the chemistry was gone.
Speaker 1: She wasn't receptive to you anymore. No, it was talk
Speaker 1: about what kind of kiss it was. Was it an
Speaker 1: open mouth kiss? Was it some ton No? There was
Speaker 1: no time. Did you squeeze it to No, it is
Speaker 1: not that. But it was very It was very central,
Speaker 1: like every time we kissed, everybody like needed to fan
Speaker 1: themselves off because it was it was good. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: every time you can, you have to.
Speaker 2: Do seventeen again doing it wrong? No, it's just it
Speaker 2: was there was different angles.
Speaker 1: And so I've never kissed anybody on camera before, and
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, for my first time, ship nailing it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this such Honestly, I wanted
Speaker 1: to see it because I was like, that's going on
Speaker 1: my reel. You know that's going on my real because
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, but now I'm over here, Like should
Speaker 1: I go on the apps and look for people who
Speaker 1: look like her? Yes? Absolutely, I pre ho you know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I was like, damn, man, this is and
Speaker 1: now after that, after the it's a wrap and the
Speaker 1: chemistry is just gone. I was like, this is why
Speaker 1: I don't want to fucking date. I would never I'm
Speaker 1: marrying Adrian. Shout out to Adrian for being right, But
Speaker 1: it is Adrian marrying you. Who knows. But I am
Speaker 1: going to prop and if she says yes, that's since
Speaker 1: you know, the person who proposes has to get the ring.
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna have enough money for a little
Speaker 1: princess cut situation. Little diamond. Hmm.
Speaker 2: I really thought that we were gonna hook up.
Speaker 1: A delusion, I am, I'm not a man. All day
Speaker 1: I was like, well, she was touching my shoulder. It's
Speaker 1: like she's acting. I mean she's looking at me with
Speaker 1: both her eyes open. What do you mean she don't
Speaker 1: want to fuck? It's like no, but like maybe maybe
Speaker 1: she did. No, maybe she's a good actress, but like
Speaker 1: after the cameras cut off, she she's shy. She's she's
Speaker 1: an not a shy you if you met her, she
Speaker 1: I think she could totally turn you out. That's how
Speaker 1: great she was. Listen, this is the summer of the Hoe,
Speaker 1: so hot girl, summer. I'll kiss a chick.
Speaker 4: I want to see her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, show Andrew the photo, who described to the listeners
Speaker 1: who would play her in a movie. She looks like.
Speaker 2: Sid from the internet.
Speaker 1: But that ah, yeah that's not a good no no
Speaker 1: no no like that the haircut, but a better, better body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's here.
Speaker 1: Here's a wait. No show us the other photo, the
Speaker 1: one of her and the girl, because that that one
Speaker 1: don't look that one looked like mm hmm what who
Speaker 1: writes on? She looked like who writes for?
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. Ah, I don't whisper
Speaker 2: it because I didn't want to.
Speaker 1: L O l O l O l l O l
Speaker 1: L show Andrew the photo of her looking super super
Speaker 1: super sexy that you sent us. So we were in
Speaker 1: the group chat like gas lighting Sydney, like, yes, you
Speaker 1: have to have sex with this person, and that's what
Speaker 1: our girls summer. And we're like, we send each other
Speaker 1: nudes this week in the group chat, like we the
Speaker 1: group chat has become a safe space, like a truly
Speaker 1: safe space. It ain't safe for me because I'm for me.
Speaker 1: I'm just literally spiraling every time.
Speaker 4: And you.
Speaker 1: Got to get on the mind. Andrew said, he shook.
Speaker 1: She's very hot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you can hear me. Listeners can hear me.
Speaker 4: There's something going on with.
Speaker 2: You, Okay.
Speaker 1: And then and then I mean, she is a good actress,
Speaker 1: so I think I was enthralled by the acting since
Speaker 1: he was on that flight reading a worldly wise enthralled.
Speaker 1: I was like, blown the fuck away, and the last
Speaker 1: one's the last time you felt like this. That's unpacked.
Speaker 1: That never never, I mean Adrian, but that's it, Like
Speaker 1: I haven't felt like that for somebody random.
Speaker 2: I mean, there was that little stunt that I thought
Speaker 2: that I liked that guy for a second.
Speaker 1: I remember, do y'all remember that episode? Did we talk
Speaker 1: about that on the podcast? I don't think. I think
Speaker 1: on the Patreon said he had a little crush on
Speaker 1: some little dude and she was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 2: And the gag is this person knows that person that
Speaker 2: you said.
Speaker 1: She looks like, well, I mean I looked at it
Speaker 1: like all lesbians know each other. Ye'll be going to
Speaker 1: meetings together, and so what y'all be buying? Y'all sports
Speaker 1: brows at the same time. You can fucking go to Hell.
Speaker 1: I can and I probably won. Wow, that's so most
Speaker 1: likely will be there. But I'll say, have you a
Speaker 1: seexis okay? So you can't don't don't put on the volume,
Speaker 1: But that's her. Oh yes, dude, she's cute. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you therow three cuts in the eyebrow. She's beautiful. Okay
Speaker 1: for her? How old is she? I don't want to
Speaker 1: say the age on her, but I would let her,
Speaker 1: you know, let her let me sit on her face.
Speaker 1: She I re positive that she knows what to do. Oh,
Speaker 1: she looks like she does. I can tell about the
Speaker 1: arch of her brows that she'd be uh, you know,
Speaker 1: she'd be piping people down people for a while and
Speaker 1: I respected it. I was like, damn, man, I wish
Speaker 1: I had the wherewithal to just not you know, act
Speaker 1: on my acting. You should have sat on her. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Now when the when the when they said
Speaker 1: that's a wrap, you should have like kissed her one
Speaker 1: more time and been like, you know, this is what
Speaker 1: we're doing it. I got to go and find somebody
Speaker 1: that looks like this. I'm like, Adrian, can you just
Speaker 1: cut your hair really short? But I thought you didn't
Speaker 1: like her hair short? When I was short, I don't
Speaker 1: like that, but for some reason, you like that. I
Speaker 1: never hadn't been that hot for anybody that I like.
Speaker 1: It just met like ever it was, I would like
Speaker 1: to say that I maybe played a small role in this. Okay,
Speaker 1: everybody's having a hot girl some now, and I think
Speaker 1: it ignited something in Usissy. No, I didn't.
Speaker 2: No, it's just I think that she is the type
Speaker 2: that everyone feels that same way.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she like she's one. And then in the
Speaker 1: back of my head, I was like, I need that.
Speaker 1: I want to be that person. I want to be
Speaker 1: that person person.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm too goofy and silly and like nice.
Speaker 1: She's mysterious, but she's just like Adrian in terms of
Speaker 1: white people to the devil.
Speaker 2: They always fucking up ship the man.
Speaker 1: I mean, what the everybody? I mean. I was like,
Speaker 1: is Louis Farrakahn talking to me right now? Like I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, she one of them black Israelites that
Speaker 1: let people at penstation.
Speaker 5: She was.
Speaker 1: Carolina was walking uh through the train station with a
Speaker 1: white for her white best friend, and the black Israelites
Speaker 1: were like, we see you walking with your slave master.
Speaker 1: And Carolina was like what what anyway? So you're dating
Speaker 1: a black is really? Oh no, I'm not, but it
Speaker 1: now I understand what men go through. They men have
Speaker 1: They don't know how to interpret, interpret, and interpret interpret.
Speaker 1: You said interpret, No I thought, I said interpret.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what words you oh speak of devil Carly,
Speaker 1: you need to sell your tugs. Interpret Interpret. I mean
Speaker 1: emotions are mixed. I will say that, like in general,
Speaker 1: you hang out with people sometimes you don't know if
Speaker 1: they're feeling you are not not. If you hang out
Speaker 1: with me, We've changed the whole game.
Speaker 4: Up.
Speaker 1: I'm being so honest and so clear. It feels very refreshing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I think that I'm dating, I'm doing it more
Speaker 1: like a man now than I've ever done it before.
Speaker 1: I hooked up with that Jamaican guy last night.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 1: I didn't get any sleep. It was good. It was
Speaker 1: it was nice. It was nice because, like I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: I just I was very clear with him about what
Speaker 1: was and was not working, and he just adjusted in
Speaker 1: the moment. Like I'm not here to give you notes
Speaker 1: after the fact. I was having a conversation with these
Speaker 1: women the other day and this girl was like, she
Speaker 1: slept with this guy and the first time they had sex,
Speaker 1: it was so bad. He was he was having sex
Speaker 1: like he was in college still right, And she said
Speaker 1: She didn't say anything until the next day, and I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I've never been like that. I've definitely
Speaker 1: been like, h yeah, that's not gonna I am very
Speaker 1: one of those people that have sound effects so you
Speaker 1: can tell. Like I've had somebody say, am I too heavy? No,
Speaker 1: it's just bad. It's bad, and I'm just like, just wrong,
Speaker 1: it's not in there, right yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even if you pull it out and put it back,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: Key don't fit sometimes, yeah, sometimes you know, all keys
Speaker 1: don't open all doors, so that that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, So tell us about this.
Speaker 1: Well, he's the guy that I sent you guys his
Speaker 1: dick pic the shampoo with the VO five. See, I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna say the brand syst, but I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: v FI thank you for shampoo shaming. Uh you know.
Speaker 1: So obviously he's he lives with his aunt. Obviously he's bald, buddy.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So I sent the listen if you're sending
Speaker 1: me nudes, I'm sending it to the group chat. That's
Speaker 1: that's what we're doing for high Girls summer. If anybody
Speaker 1: listening would like to see the dick pic slided my
Speaker 1: DMS and I'll send it to you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Marie wrong.
Speaker 1: But I didn't send him no news. Also didn't ask
Speaker 1: him for the dick pic. He just sent it.
Speaker 2: That's true. If you send it out, just be just
Speaker 2: know that it's gonna be out there. I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: in a universe, we'll put out.
Speaker 1: Instagram has that feature where where you can send something
Speaker 1: and it disappears. It's kind of like Snapchat. Yes, is
Speaker 1: that what snapchat was? Yeah? But you know what, whenever
Speaker 1: somebody send me some shit, I always be holding it
Speaker 1: real quick, just in cause I got a snapshot it.
Speaker 1: You can't trust me, bitch. I'll be like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: if it's only replay once, YEA, hold it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: because people were messaging me to see based on that
Speaker 1: last episode, they were hitting me up to see photos
Speaker 1: of the guys that I had hooked up with in Europe,
Speaker 1: and I was sending it to people. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the this is spin and people were like,
Speaker 1: holy s. So you know, I'm I'm a giver. I
Speaker 1: will send you the photo and I'll let you replay
Speaker 1: it once, and if you screenshot it, then you screenshot it.
Speaker 1: That's none of my business. I can't send you a
Speaker 1: picture of this chick, but trust and believe she's actually
Speaker 1: fucking was she tall, She's a perfect height, so she's
Speaker 1: five seven. I honestly, I don't want to say this
Speaker 1: one here, but I just keep thinking about They keep
Speaker 1: thinking about her.
Speaker 2: How hot she is?
Speaker 1: You gotta fly ba access. No, I'm not she they've
Speaker 1: been together for five years, just like it's the same
Speaker 1: story with me. And they asked, but you and Adrian
Speaker 1: are open. No, so maybe she and her girls stop
Speaker 1: saying it like that. I'm saying it Like I talked
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 2: I was just like, so I guess I should.
Speaker 1: Be open too. I mean because I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to see anybody, and then I was like
Speaker 1: and then you got to LA and you were like,
Speaker 1: I can see somebody. I can see myself with somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to play. I don't want to
Speaker 1: I don't want to go out and look for people.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. I don't want to
Speaker 2: get on an app and be searching.
Speaker 1: If somebody comes my way, maybe, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to put it out there like that because then it's
Speaker 1: just like we should just break up. Why are we
Speaker 1: fucking out there like that that's stupid. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I feel like that makes sense,
Speaker 1: But here I don't on Hinge, Like, oh, are you
Speaker 1: on hand? No, I was like, let me say your propa. No.
Speaker 1: I mean when I was on Hinge for that show,
Speaker 1: all the lesbians that were on there were terrible no
Speaker 1: offense that are on hings, but there were you're fucking awful.
Speaker 1: But we were in Vegas.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: But I stayed on it while I was in New
Speaker 2: York and it's still bad.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's the first time I'm hearing about this. I
Speaker 1: was on Hinge when you got back to New York.
Speaker 2: I stayed on.
Speaker 1: I was just like, well, let's see. Maybe maybe it's
Speaker 1: not Vegas. Maybe Hinge is just not for the less
Speaker 1: be honest, I feel like lesbians are on bumbo. There's
Speaker 1: gotta be there's a lesbian at the same way that
Speaker 1: there's grinder for men. Where the fund all that stuff
Speaker 1: from men? There's got it. There's a lesbian. Somebody tell
Speaker 1: us where where aque gays at. We're the que lesbians,
Speaker 1: specifically ones with really short haircuts, really nice hands. She
Speaker 1: had nice feet. It was just like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know Sidney got that foot thing, great body. That's
Speaker 1: probably when she she stopped messing with you, says she
Speaker 1: saw you look at her toes were like an old
Speaker 1: uncle at a barbecue. That's like, how do you know
Speaker 1: you still in high school? That's how you're looking at
Speaker 1: her toes.
Speaker 2: I ain't got no game. I have absolutely no game.
Speaker 1: That's another reason why I wouldn't be single again, to
Speaker 1: just to actually go out there and have to show
Speaker 1: it a swing my way. Yeah, I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like, as a woman, you don't really need to
Speaker 1: have game. See that's I.
Speaker 2: Think that's the bullshit.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to step it up too. Stop waiting for
Speaker 1: somebody's not you. She has stepped up and stepped out.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about you. I'm saying in general, if
Speaker 1: we're waiting for somebody to come up to us, it's
Speaker 1: like you better have your fucking riff city too. You
Speaker 1: better know. But I'm but saying that women don't need
Speaker 1: game is not saying women can't approach men. That's not
Speaker 1: what I'm saying at all. Oh no, No, you can
Speaker 1: approach a man and you don't even just be like hi,
Speaker 1: and a guy will be like oh, like what you like?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like a woman doesn't really
Speaker 1: need to do anything except make eye contact with a
Speaker 1: man for more than two seconds and then he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I it's about to go down.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know about that heterosexual life.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is just no, because I feel
Speaker 1: like it's the same thing with Gates. I had My
Speaker 1: best friend in college was this little gay dude, and
Speaker 1: anytime a man made eye contact with him for a
Speaker 1: couple of seconds, he was like, oh, he want to fuck,
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, he literally just wants you
Speaker 1: to move out of his way so he can get
Speaker 1: to the waffle maker and in the cab. Like, but
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like with uh, with gay men,
Speaker 1: they they don't really need game either. I feel like
Speaker 1: they can't like they know what they want. If they
Speaker 1: want it, they do it. If they don't, they don't
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean they're just like a boring a lot
Speaker 3: of the time though, they're just like yeah, the gay men, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're just like it's all like very focused on sex.
Speaker 3: It's just yeah, it's like okay.
Speaker 1: I like the back and forth. I like the fun, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the dialogue leading up to oh is this gonna go down?
Speaker 1: That's fucking fun.
Speaker 4: It's it's hot, se it makes sex better.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's That's what I'm saying in terms of
Speaker 1: like women having game, It's like you got to be
Speaker 1: able to to say something too. It's not just like hey, okay,
Speaker 1: like you want to have I realized after the fact,
Speaker 1: like being with her all day, it's like.
Speaker 2: You gotta have something to say.
Speaker 1: What was she talking about?
Speaker 3: What was she saying?
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, you got heart eyes? Sydney is the
Speaker 1: emoji with the heart eyes her her voice. I was
Speaker 1: just like, do you do voiceover work?
Speaker 2: That's my game?
Speaker 1: Do you do voiceover? And she's like, I beg your pardon.
Speaker 1: I mean she owns her own cafe. She owns a barbershop, Like,
Speaker 1: she owns a barber shop, bar.
Speaker 4: Greedy, Yeah, I love entrepreneur.
Speaker 1: He owns a cute what a barbershop? She new hair?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, speak of hair.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm getting ready to chop all my hair off.
Speaker 1: I'm shaving my head. So I've been uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I've been out here. I'm shaving my head bald.
Speaker 4: Like I'm really all off.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know August, Oh, my god. Yeah. So last
Speaker 1: night I was like, you know, so I'm testing all
Speaker 1: these new wigs out, you know, to see like you know,
Speaker 1: if and when I do it, when I do it,
Speaker 1: like what is gonna look like? What's gonna sit on
Speaker 1: my head? I don't know whatever I think there. Every
Speaker 1: wig is gonna sit on properly because you don't have
Speaker 1: all that like bulk anymore. It's gonna lay flat. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably that being said the dude. I slept with
Speaker 1: that dude yesterday and my wig came off. So that
Speaker 1: was hilarious, no, all of us. And when I say
Speaker 1: my wig came off, I mean he went to get
Speaker 1: some condoms and I took the wig off and when
Speaker 1: he got back, he was like, uh, sir is Maria
Speaker 1: you took it off, but it was on your urn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like when you take your wig off on your time, right,
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't like you know, I was riding it
Speaker 1: and the wig film.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Gravity. Don't gravity cares about me? Gravity whatever something. You know,
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go to LA and go to the barbershop
Speaker 1: and have a new friend chop all my hair off
Speaker 1: for me. I am. I'm blown away.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 1: She probably gets real sensual cuts too. She'd probably be
Speaker 1: putting her like boobs on people's back, just like trying
Speaker 1: to get the top smooth.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's just you have to have that something so intriguing
Speaker 1: that it doesn't matter what the fuck you say. She's
Speaker 1: just like past the water. I was like what you
Speaker 1: were like, Oh my god, past the water? What where?
Speaker 3: Oh it was?
Speaker 2: I was like, I want to be that. That's my
Speaker 2: issue with being a lesbian.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know if I'm attracted to you
Speaker 1: or are just again enthralled by your whole existence. That
Speaker 1: sounds like attraction systs. No, no, because I can. I
Speaker 1: can be like, oh my god, this person is amazing
Speaker 1: and not physically be attracted to them. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: cannot be physically attracted to somebody but still be attracted
Speaker 1: to somebody. Like sometimes somebody can be ugly, but they're
Speaker 1: they're vibe is cute, or they smell good, or you know,
Speaker 1: they all of their locks are the same length. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like you can you can be attracted to
Speaker 1: somebody like everybody listening to this has had a crush
Speaker 1: on somebody who they thought was ugly, but you were
Speaker 1: attracted to that person.
Speaker 2: Still, that was my whole straight career.
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 1: My career is a heterosexual. I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: see ugly, I don't see everything march. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: I am excited that you had a little crush. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's only gonna I feel like it's gonna
Speaker 1: happen again.
Speaker 2: It was deceitful, it was truly. I went to bed
Speaker 2: angry and woke up angry.
Speaker 1: Well, you know they say, don't go to bed angry.
Speaker 1: I woke up so angry because I just was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm so good with my emotions in
Speaker 1: terms of I don't just give them out freely. I
Speaker 1: don't like people like that, Like I like people so weird, dude,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the opposite of who you are.
Speaker 1: You're not. You are very free with your emotions. You're
Speaker 1: very compassionate, You're super sensitive. You're aware of like how
Speaker 1: people feel at all times, sometimes more so than yourself.
Speaker 1: And you put like you're no, you are very emotional. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean in terms of like romantic roman and romantically,
Speaker 1: I'm very selective and I don't.
Speaker 2: Like a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Well, there's even being in a relationship with Adrian for
Speaker 1: almost five years, I can count on my hands like less,
Speaker 1: I don't even need to use my This is the
Speaker 1: second person that I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: Hello, I don't a person in your life while being
Speaker 2: with Adrian. Then I was like, oh, oh, well, I mean,
Speaker 2: sus it's called birth.
Speaker 1: That's cold growth. So breakthrough, sis, it's a stupid breakthrough.
Speaker 1: And now this is my problem with the podcast. It's like,
Speaker 1: you gotta fucking watch what you say because everybody is listening.
Speaker 2: Everybody's fucking listening.
Speaker 1: It's at least ten thousand people who are listening to
Speaker 1: this right now because it's because it's the first time
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I'm gonna just say whatever, and then
Speaker 1: by the third time they gonna hear it. And I
Speaker 1: have people who are.
Speaker 2: Listening that I'm like, yo, I think I said something
Speaker 2: that was fucking wrong.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, that's get Andrew right now.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Cancel. No, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I think that's fine. That's different.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think if you say something about something somebody
Speaker 1: new or an interaction that happened recently, I think that's okay.
Speaker 1: But when you start talking about specific things that happen
Speaker 1: in like friend groups or like somebody's wedding, or it
Speaker 1: just it's too close to home and if you care
Speaker 1: about the relationship, it's gonna be fucked up. I mean,
Speaker 1: since you know the press of fame, okay, you're gonna
Speaker 1: say stuff and everyone's gonna hear it. I the people
Speaker 1: who've been messaging me about the podcast recently, I'm like
Speaker 1: surprised that certain people are listening to it, right, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, here, I am just telling all my
Speaker 1: business now. But uh, you know, which is fabulous because
Speaker 1: I jump started the tell all your business is Queen
Speaker 1: of and now it's like recent and now we have
Speaker 1: more people listening, and so it's almost like I don't
Speaker 1: even say much honestly, truly. Yeah, it's like the tables
Speaker 1: have turned. What is movement tables of turns, and it's
Speaker 1: just like, well, you know, yeah. But the thing about that,
Speaker 1: the thing about all of this for me is now
Speaker 1: all of these people, all of these men that I've
Speaker 1: been dealing with, They're like, oh, what do you do.
Speaker 1: You're a comedian. Great, I'm gonna look you up. They
Speaker 1: google me, they find me, they watch videos, they listen
Speaker 1: to the podcast. And I'm talking about all of them here,
Speaker 1: and I will talk about all of them here, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep doing that. Just mind your business. Uh.
Speaker 1: The French dude that I slept with in Paris sent
Speaker 1: me a message and was like, oh, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: in the south of France in August. You should come
Speaker 1: out here.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that sounds cute.
Speaker 1: Uh. The tickets are really expensive though, gosh, golly, she
Speaker 1: will occurs. I'm trying to get floud out. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's expensive to fly to France in the summertime. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I'm not coming. Okay, I guess I'm
Speaker 1: not coming. I'm not paying out of pocket for the fuck?
Speaker 1: Who does that? Who says that? Girl? He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you should come out here, it's beautiful. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I have the time, but I don't have the money.
Speaker 2: And he was like no, it's so expensive. And then
Speaker 2: you get there and you're like, okay, so is everything
Speaker 2: on you?
Speaker 1: Because if if I paid this motherfucking ticket, I am
Speaker 1: not pulling my card out. Not when nyarre A one time.
Speaker 1: I mean, I still got some euros left. I didn't
Speaker 1: change none of my money back when I got back here,
Speaker 1: So I got at least one hundred and thirty euros,
Speaker 1: which is like one hundred and seventy American dollars.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I feel but I feel like that's not
Speaker 2: enough to It's not enough for France.
Speaker 1: Also, like like I'm not paying for Penis. Like dude, like,
Speaker 1: if the dick wants me, the dick has to buy
Speaker 1: the ticket. Did need to jump on the hopper and download,
Speaker 1: you know, some cute cheap first class tickets? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: I think that's my next move. It's like I want
Speaker 1: first class. I want first class. I mean, we got
Speaker 1: to ask for this shit. Because I was on Instagram
Speaker 1: and I almost I was about to miss my flight
Speaker 1: going to LA for sure. I was so the line
Speaker 1: to get through TSA was over an hour, and I
Speaker 1: was like I missing They're boarding right now, and the
Speaker 1: line was so long that I could not even I
Speaker 1: was stuck in the middle. I couldn't be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: excuse me. I got an I've seen people do that
Speaker 1: before with their little briefcases, with their little way luggage.
Speaker 1: They're like, excuse me, part of the flights leaping down
Speaker 1: like you could everybody looked like my flight is right now? Yah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I posted it and.
Speaker 1: I got Clear. I got Clear now, which is like
Speaker 1: it's basically like TSA pre check, but it's like over
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars a month to have. So you tell
Speaker 1: you you bragging about how rich you are? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: are we supposed to? Somebody from Clear hit me up
Speaker 1: and was like, I just put twelve three months on
Speaker 1: your membership, so I'm just gonna be going through the
Speaker 1: line like excuse me, excuse me. Wait, so somebody on Instagram, Yes,
Speaker 1: got paid for your Clear pre check? Yes, so you
Speaker 1: major flight that day because of that? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I made my flight because Delta is late. We were
Speaker 1: supposed to be boarding at a certain time. They didn't
Speaker 1: board until forty minutes after that, so I SAI shut
Speaker 1: up slow, no, no, no, My God always always provides.
Speaker 1: So uh yeah.
Speaker 2: But coming back, there.
Speaker 1: Was the longest line at l e X, and I
Speaker 1: was like, let me fucking because I didn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is not real, this is fake nobody,
Speaker 1: So did you already have a Clear membership? I did?
Speaker 2: Oh, I did, but I and I canceled.
Speaker 1: Well what happened was Okay, what happened with the hard
Speaker 1: my car got canted? They all switch root? Whoa, it's
Speaker 1: start don't work no more? You know the Venmo car?
Speaker 1: No no, no, the old City Bank card that doesn't
Speaker 1: work anymore. I mean City Bank is it literally is dead.
Speaker 1: And but I my information was still in the system,
Speaker 1: and so I put my pass pass code in there
Speaker 1: and it was like, yep, it's a twelve months on us.
Speaker 1: And I said, work, So how do so someone from
Speaker 1: Clear did it? Yes? Yeah, So my question is how did.
Speaker 2: She find your account to do that? The person works
Speaker 2: that Clear?
Speaker 1: I see the big brother is always watching. I mean, wow,
Speaker 1: that's why you have to ask more on Instagram or
Speaker 1: you need to just put it out in the universe
Speaker 1: because it needs to come. So I am looking for
Speaker 1: someone with a short HAIRCUTT Well, no, I just I've
Speaker 1: been having a hard time physically and I need somebody
Speaker 1: to pop my top so that I can get back
Speaker 1: on the road, on the road to getting my back summer.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be out on the street. Are
Speaker 1: you flirting with me? Want to wow? When you cut
Speaker 1: your hairsis when you go ball? Oh my god? Well,
Speaker 1: people are really nothing on your girlfriend. They're gonna be like, uh, ma'am,
Speaker 1: your son is adorable.
Speaker 2: I can't get wait.
Speaker 1: I'll be like, Marina, do some poppers so you can
Speaker 1: make out with me, and she'll be like, actually at
Speaker 1: work that way. Actually, do you know how many women
Speaker 1: have been in my dms talking about how they've also
Speaker 1: done poppers. It's a thing, but they swomen are out
Speaker 1: here doing poppers. Yeah. Also, there was a gay that
Speaker 1: was like, you let a white man, a straight man,
Speaker 1: give you poppers and you weren't afraid that you're gonna
Speaker 1: get kidnapped. And I was like, you know what, it's fine,
Speaker 1: it's fine. Also, people are like, uh, they're giving me
Speaker 1: critiques on different types of poppers now, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: that's not really my thing. But like, if you want
Speaker 1: to send a case to Forever Dog, you know the
Speaker 1: addresses on the website I think before we got bis
Speaker 1: cough sod and send the case of poppers to the studio.
Speaker 2: I mean, do you have popper's light?
Speaker 1: Like? What can I need something to poppers? Zero?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't do ship man, it sucks said.
Speaker 1: You just got to like smell some Elmer's glue with them. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But that.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound that doesn't sound chic. Poppers at.
Speaker 2: Popper sounds like, you know, a little.
Speaker 1: Hoars dover. Popper sounds like something like a kid's snack,
Speaker 1: like Tricks used to have a Remember Tricks had a yogurt. Yes,
Speaker 1: what poppers feels like that, like like googurt. Like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I threw up some poppers in your lunch box today.
Speaker 4: For so funny.
Speaker 3: My mom used to give me melatone in when I
Speaker 3: was growing up to go to bed. She didn't call
Speaker 3: it melatonin obviously, she called it poppers. So I did
Speaker 3: poppers all growing up.
Speaker 1: What's I feel like?
Speaker 4: It's Kathy?
Speaker 1: Okay, I was gonna cast Carol next, so that's basically Kathy.
Speaker 4: That was the next one.
Speaker 1: Cafe Kathy Ola with the poppers my pop top so city,
Speaker 1: you know it's gonna happen. I feel like you're a
Speaker 1: step closer to getting your top popped off, popped off
Speaker 1: hop top, No, because I think it's all mental thing.
Speaker 1: Half of it is just mental. It's just I have
Speaker 1: clothes that box. Literally the box is closest cob webs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so you know, I've talked to Adrian about it,
Speaker 1: and I was like you know, maybe I just need
Speaker 1: I need somebody.
Speaker 2: Who's not you, Oh wow, to get things started.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like a lawnmower that you got to
Speaker 1: like pull the core and it's like no, but just
Speaker 1: a little bit like I don't need anybody to go
Speaker 1: all the way. I just need somebody to rev me,
Speaker 1: and I need somebody to take you all the way.
Speaker 1: This is what I want for you. Why be revved
Speaker 1: up and then not get any pleasure from it, Like
Speaker 1: you just want to be hot like you were in
Speaker 1: La and then not have any type of climax or
Speaker 1: release or end result because you weren't happy about that. Sis.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I respect the person as an actress.
Speaker 1: I hate you as a person. Wow. You're to us.
Speaker 1: We love it's some of the best work I've seen
Speaker 1: my fucking.
Speaker 2: Life, but hate you as an individual. Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean, I truly hope that she doesn't listen to this,
Speaker 1: but she followed us on Instagram. Ah, well, shout out
Speaker 1: to you for just putting it out there.
Speaker 2: Sis.
Speaker 1: I mean, now I'm getting I am getting a little
Speaker 1: apprehensive about telling people about the podcast because it's just
Speaker 1: certain people I just not I don't want you listening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard. I don't want you knowing and I don't
Speaker 1: want to be like, oh cut that out cut that.
Speaker 1: I'm not about the edit shit. We are. We are
Speaker 1: one hundred percent raw dog, that beach, yeah, that bitch,
Speaker 1: And so I don't want to be that person now
Speaker 1: thinking while I'm on the podcast, Oh, I can't say that.
Speaker 1: Let me all that. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not bringing
Speaker 1: that energy into twenty twenty. Yeah, but I'm also like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: for we have to protect some of the people that
Speaker 1: are involved. I mean, we're not We're not you know,
Speaker 1: evil people. We're not evil doers. We're mean, but we're
Speaker 1: not evil.
Speaker 4: So you know we're not naming name We're not naming names.
Speaker 2: We're not Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I've said that before that I had a
Speaker 1: an incident, an incident I said I didn't mention anybody's name,
Speaker 1: and they're like yeah, But when the person hears you
Speaker 1: saying it, they're just like, why are you talking about this?
Speaker 1: And these people who are listening don't know it's it's me,
Speaker 1: but I know it's me, and it doesn't feel right
Speaker 1: you putting my business out there without me even being
Speaker 1: on the pod. I said, oh, you want to be
Speaker 1: a guest thing, all right, you're trying to come to
Speaker 1: sit in the chair, just say you want to be
Speaker 1: on the pod. It a podcast. Shress me out. If
Speaker 1: anybody's listening to this that we've said something that affected you,
Speaker 1: you know, go ahead and slide in our dms and
Speaker 1: and pitch yourself to come on the show and like
Speaker 1: defend your honor. I feel like, I feel like if
Speaker 1: that's what you feel like, if you feel like something
Speaker 1: was said that was wrong and you want to.
Speaker 3: Write it, then you know, have you been on the
Speaker 3: opposite end of that listening to like I don't even
Speaker 3: know if you you think we listened.
Speaker 1: Out of people's podcast, that's great, that's fucking hilarious. Listened
Speaker 1: to every other episode of this podcast. This was the
Speaker 1: one yea, I'm gonna listen to this. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I've listened to a podcast that I'm one sometimes and
Speaker 1: then I'll listen to like Lost Culture.
Speaker 3: Does anybody I've been like, they're talking about you on
Speaker 3: this somebody has messaged.
Speaker 1: Me and said, hey, they were talking about you on
Speaker 1: the pot but it was positive stuff.
Speaker 2: It's negative.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why woul people say negative things about us? You
Speaker 1: come against me? You I don't know that song? You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that on me on Adelta flight? That's
Speaker 2: the type of music to throw back.
Speaker 1: It's who is it that? R? Kelly? Now I'm in
Speaker 1: the back of my head like, should I go to
Speaker 1: one of them gay bodies Sydney? I will accompany you
Speaker 1: to a gay party, a gay day party, a gay
Speaker 1: day No, I don't want to day. That's that's too much.
Speaker 1: It's just like, what does I feel like days?
Speaker 2: Let's you okay?
Speaker 1: Well, I went to a party that Adrian was DJing.
Speaker 1: Everybody's beautiful. It was like a great but it felt
Speaker 1: too like sisterly.
Speaker 2: I don't want that.
Speaker 1: It felt like a church revival. It just felt like
Speaker 1: traveling sisterhood pants of cocoa butter, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: it just felt like, oh, hey, girl, like we love
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: Like what you're doing.
Speaker 1: It didn't feel like, I mean, you were also at
Speaker 1: your girlfriend's jobs. That you were at your girl's job
Speaker 1: looking at women and you're like, look at all these
Speaker 1: sisters here, except like if she wasn't there, you might
Speaker 1: have been like, ah, did all these hoes? You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It might have been a different too. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean I heard there's like a.
Speaker 1: An underground there's this gay party that's like is.
Speaker 2: It's the Butch girls. It's like a hood. It's a
Speaker 2: hood party for butch.
Speaker 1: You lost me a hood and butch. So it's a
Speaker 1: bunch of ooh, a bunch of young you call it
Speaker 1: heap any. Yeah, yeah, that sounds like I might as
Speaker 1: well just hang out with a bunch of dudes.
Speaker 2: Do we have enough lesbians listening to us? I feel
Speaker 2: like we don't.
Speaker 1: I felt like we have all the gays, we have
Speaker 1: all young girls. They do have all the games. We
Speaker 1: also have all the Australians.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, we have so many.
Speaker 4: The Australians come from a lot of Australian people listen
Speaker 4: to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Australians ahead like the U in Toronto.
Speaker 1: They've been like, are y'all coming here or not? And
Speaker 1: I'm like OK, and we're like, ah, we're coming. Hold on.
Speaker 1: Just so, we're gonna be in Philly together on the
Speaker 1: twenty seventh of July at the Good Good at the
Speaker 1: Good Good Theater, So buy tickets for that. It'll be
Speaker 1: fan freaking tastic. We're bringing Carolina and Amina is performing
Speaker 1: in Philly that weekend that same night. Also, so you
Speaker 1: can't afford to come see you, you can go see you, oh,
Speaker 1: our frugal friend gorgeous, but then also come see us,
Speaker 1: like wait outside and be like sign my boobs, ma re,
Speaker 1: can you please sign my dick like I will sign
Speaker 1: your penis with a glitter sharpie nothing less not I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously that's what the fans want.
Speaker 2: Wait, there's there's a show? Is there a show or
Speaker 2: a movie?
Speaker 1: Queen and Slim, Queen and Slim. Yeah, Lina Waite has
Speaker 1: another movie coming out called Queen and Slim. Lena Waite
Speaker 1: is doing so many things. She has another She's got
Speaker 1: like three shows that she's producing, and one of them
Speaker 1: I'm auditioning for on Monday. It's called How to Make
Speaker 1: Love to a Black Woman? Me too? Director Session, uh oh,
Speaker 1: Director Session director Session anyway. So my manager was like,
Speaker 1: but you have to be okay with partial nudity. That's
Speaker 1: what they was gonna have. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: how good. I got good tips. My body's perfection. Also,
Speaker 1: Catherine Cohen was on high maintenance and her her nipples
Speaker 1: were out the entire episode, and then she looked great,
Speaker 1: she looked fantastic. Catherine Cohen from Seak Treatment just nips out. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I would I would go for a chick like
Speaker 1: that too, Sidney. You're just showing me black girls with
Speaker 1: short hair at this point. So no, no, that's that
Speaker 1: might be that's too masculine. Nothing, that's too Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she got great collar bones. Sidney. When I shave my head,
Speaker 1: will you be to resist me, since I mean with
Speaker 1: you for five years? Yes, yes, yes, yes, but the
Speaker 1: you know, when the clippers come down, you know it
Speaker 1: might it might awaken something and you sais, you might
Speaker 1: want me to pop your top? Would I do it
Speaker 1: for the podcast? No the patre I said, well, we'll record,
Speaker 1: we'll record, pick it up for the Patriot. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Marie will be like, I know too much about you.
Speaker 1: This is gross disgusting, Like, since I know that your
Speaker 1: your card, uh up? Since I know you what's come
Speaker 1: out with your taxi? Suck you? Marie? Because my car
Speaker 1: got you tried one time. You're like, oh, I can't time.
Speaker 1: Sorry you're telling me because I've had a little financial issues.
Speaker 1: That's too much. Everything else was it doesn't matter, it's
Speaker 1: just my money, adjust your money, Sis, cats, you know
Speaker 1: I'm not really a cat person. Are you not wearing
Speaker 1: a braw right now? Wow?
Speaker 2: There's holes all in that sweater. The nipples are out.
Speaker 1: Let's look good. They are sitting wow yo. Wow, hot girl, summer,
Speaker 1: Hot girl. Your little crochet crop top.
Speaker 4: She made it in Arts and crafts, Yeah she did.
Speaker 1: She made it in a pool. Actually, this vintage.
Speaker 4: Okay, this vintage.
Speaker 1: This is a vintage rainbow crapy people. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: probably like one hundred dollars somewhere. You know I paid five,
Speaker 1: you know I switched to tagyn Okay, Marie, So now
Speaker 1: we got to find this party to go to. I
Speaker 1: will go with you. Is it just women or can
Speaker 1: like gate dudes? Come, Marie, that's your problem. You always
Speaker 1: have a tag along and I'm like, Sis, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do this undercover. I want to be well, we say, so,
Speaker 1: I'll go with you. It's not a problem. We go
Speaker 1: bump into some people who listen to the podcast. I
Speaker 1: feel it there's gonna be some lesbian listeners that are like,
Speaker 1: I need trying to slide in my DMS and tell
Speaker 1: me who you are and where you stay. I will say, though,
Speaker 1: are there lesbians listening to the podcast? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it's all gay men
Speaker 1: and like black women in Texas.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 2: I need to know and tell me, like how do
Speaker 2: y'all flirt? How you get down? How do you how
Speaker 2: you pull? How you pop somebody's top?
Speaker 1: I want to know. Well, I'm keeping it casual now.
Speaker 1: So like the dude that I hooked up with last night,
Speaker 1: like I don't really like him, but I like him,
Speaker 1: you know. So it was like like he's like corny,
Speaker 1: but he's nice, and he's like lame, but he's tall
Speaker 1: and his body was like kind of funny. So like
Speaker 1: it was like, well, I'm not stuck in my stomach
Speaker 1: in like you look at your body, you look like
Speaker 1: Bob's Burgers. No, he didn't look like Bob Burgers. He
Speaker 1: kind of had like a body like that.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't even know what I should say to
Speaker 1: say it nah, because.
Speaker 4: I feel like he's don't hear it? No, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: this is what we've been talking about. We need to yo.
Speaker 1: He told me he has diabetes. No young diabetes.
Speaker 4: Jonas Jonas Nick Jonas.
Speaker 1: Has died young whites can get diabetes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like a huge thing when he was
Speaker 3: like coming up that that was his that was his
Speaker 3: thing before you know, obviously getting married to Prianka.
Speaker 1: That's his relationship is so weird. So we got diabetes. Yes,
Speaker 1: so this guy got diabetes. And I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: I feel like, what am I like the statue of liberty?
Speaker 1: Give me your poor, give me your wretched, give me
Speaker 1: your wheelchair and your diabetes and not believe this.
Speaker 2: I was like, you can't laugh at Diabetes podcast.
Speaker 1: We laugh We laughed at a dude wheelchair. I mean
Speaker 1: we didn't laugh at him. We laughed at him thinking
Speaker 1: I was going to come to.
Speaker 4: His house, right, and yeah, that's what I'm No, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't want to. You do not feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: I mean I had a joke that I used to
Speaker 1: do about going on dates with guys in wheelchairs, and
Speaker 1: the joke was only funny to me and Sydney and
Speaker 1: our friend the best. Whenever I did it, the crowd
Speaker 1: would like hate it, but it was so I'm bringing
Speaker 1: it back. I think I should bring it back. I'm
Speaker 1: adding it to the list. I'm doing it in Philly.
Speaker 4: Second.
Speaker 1: Come see me, baby, you did it at the Nay
Speaker 1: and you were like, ah, I shouldn't have ended on that.
Speaker 1: I was like, it was perfect to me, honestly, I
Speaker 1: laughed so hard. Yeah, but that's because we're we crack
Speaker 1: each other up, like that's what we do. Like you
Speaker 1: performed and Sidney freaking killed it on Sunday and it
Speaker 1: was it was beautiful. It was rude because I was
Speaker 1: being too honest and I walked away like, man, I
Speaker 1: should leave some stuff at home. You can't bring it
Speaker 1: all the works. I mean I talked about the open
Speaker 1: relationship while Adriane was djaying at the show, and I
Speaker 1: was like, Marie, what happened? But like you were like
Speaker 1: she was laughing until she wasn't, but she also was
Speaker 1: like okay now she was like like she was like
Speaker 1: she was me in London and then she was like
Speaker 1: wait what it was funny. I enjoyed it and you
Speaker 1: sang justin gaze and I'll make it didn't and only
Speaker 1: like four black people understood what it was so funny.
Speaker 1: I added that song to my Spotify because of you,
Speaker 1: because I was like, what happened to Johim? This is
Speaker 1: such a great song we do justin engage, just gaze.
Speaker 1: Can they play that at the end of the show.
Speaker 4: No, justin at the end of this episode? Yeah, do
Speaker 4: you want to sure? What's it called?
Speaker 1: Just in case? Jo jahim you'll see a man in
Speaker 1: little tiny corn rolls, yeah, and a handkerche like around his.
Speaker 2: Head and those like apple bottomed jeans fell back, and
Speaker 2: we'll probably.
Speaker 1: In all white. He might be in blue too, like
Speaker 1: an all blue.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 2: I need you all to slide in my DMS and
Speaker 2: tell me where the party's at?
Speaker 1: Where the bo yet?
Speaker 2: I need you to tell me where these parties where?
Speaker 1: Now. I think it's just getting too messy. I told
Speaker 1: I was like Adrian, like, what are we doing? I
Speaker 1: feel like we just talk a whole bunch of shit
Speaker 1: and it's nothing's gonna happen. You and Adrian Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh, it's open, but I feel like,
Speaker 1: ain't nobody doing nothing? Is? Does she feel the same
Speaker 1: way since because I saw Adrian last night. Imagine I
Speaker 1: saw her last night with some girl Marie. If you
Speaker 1: did that on the podcast, I would be furious with you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what Adrian had on You would
Speaker 1: have to tell me in advance, but you couldn't you
Speaker 1: couldn't give it to me on them. I think that's rude.
Speaker 1: I mean I probably would do it on the podcast though, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I would hope that you know that. I
Speaker 1: might not speak to you after after the podcast, but
Speaker 1: we would finish the episode though, right, I would leave
Speaker 1: the studio.
Speaker 2: Wait, did you see Adrian last night?
Speaker 1: No, I would have text you off phone photo of Adria.
Speaker 1: If I saw Adrian, I'd be like, bitch, come get
Speaker 1: just come get your girlfriend. Okay, So wait, are is
Speaker 1: that what people do if you see your friends? Yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: Sydney had Did you not watch any R and B
Speaker 1: videos in the nineties, Like that's what all the videos
Speaker 1: it started with, Like I feel like that's what Blue
Speaker 1: Cantrail's the first scene of her video like hit him
Speaker 1: Up style. It was like niviia like, since that's what
Speaker 1: all music used to be, is like girls talking about
Speaker 1: how they saw their friends, saw their man out with
Speaker 1: somebody else. I don't do that. I just I'm like,
Speaker 1: if I see it and they don't see me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing.
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I don't want to get involved because.
Speaker 1: I've done it too many times and they go back
Speaker 1: to the person and then it's fucking awkward. I mean,
Speaker 1: if I saw Adrian out with some check last night,
Speaker 1: I would have gone up.
Speaker 2: To Adrian and been like, hey, make it awkward.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wouldn't be awkward for me, It'd be
Speaker 1: awkward for somebody in the conversation, but not I said
Speaker 1: the cat. I'd be like, hey, sit with you guys
Speaker 1: and Sidney in the bath a work lunch for work day.
Speaker 1: I'd sit down. I would pull up and last night, Sis,
Speaker 1: I hate to admit it, but I had a long
Speaker 1: island iced cheek. So I had time yesterday.
Speaker 2: Wow you had a long eye.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is this is this is what. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm saying this dude is like lame. But you know
Speaker 1: you said went in room. I mean, I said we
Speaker 1: were at this. I met him at this bar and
Speaker 1: I was like, are you drinking a long island iced cheat?
Speaker 1: And I roasted him about it and then you ordered,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, I guess I have one too,
Speaker 1: Because that's the type of person I am.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna shade you and then I'm gonna do exactly
Speaker 2: what I.
Speaker 1: Made fun of you for twenty minutes. For so if
Speaker 1: I had seen Adrian, I would have thrown my long
Speaker 1: Island iced tea at her. So you like this guy,
Speaker 1: So it's clear, I said, sis, I said, I don't
Speaker 1: like him, but I like him, which is why I
Speaker 1: like him. Like it's not it's like easy, right, Like
Speaker 1: we were hooking up this morning and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is not this is not doing anything for me.
Speaker 1: And he was like what And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to reassess what you're doing right now. And
Speaker 1: then he racist he fixed it. And then I was like, bye,
Speaker 1: you know, am I evil? No?
Speaker 2: Did you you have a place?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: He came to my house six you know, I got
Speaker 1: to change my sheets.
Speaker 2: Now, maybe you never looked up in your apartment or
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: With that other dude. Who uh, But that was like
Speaker 1: a year ago. Wow. Yeah. I every time people ask
Speaker 1: me about you, I said, I actually know nothing about
Speaker 1: that bitch. I don't know her, I said, we work together,
Speaker 1: we're colleagues. I don't know her, though. I mean, you
Speaker 1: know me now, you know me pretty well now, I
Speaker 1: mean years later, I mean said the beggars can't be
Speaker 1: choosers in due Tah. Don't rush my process. You see,
Speaker 1: this is a metamorphosis of of me because I have
Speaker 1: all of this time now and I've been like reflecting
Speaker 1: on Actually I ain't been reflecting on nothing, but I
Speaker 1: was time now and it's like, well, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: waste any more of my time. I feel like a
Speaker 1: woman that knows what she wants and says what she
Speaker 1: wants and like and a guy that can respect that
Speaker 1: is hot, you know, like.
Speaker 2: That's hot.
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody that's listening to this should go
Speaker 1: out and go through that whole phase if they've never
Speaker 1: done it. I never went through a whole phase. I
Speaker 1: never I've never been like this, and in just one
Speaker 1: short month just hues like five bodies. It's crazy anyway,
Speaker 1: So this is what we're doing. Hone it up. I
Speaker 1: mean when I did it, Holes was different, Like Holes
Speaker 1: were trying to be more discreet about it. They were
Speaker 1: like almost low key ashamed. I mean they had like
Speaker 1: a little meetings like home medings. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: the Wholese anonymous and whatnot. But now it's just everybody
Speaker 1: out and about doing that. This country, there are people
Speaker 1: who are ashamed of who they're sleeping with or you know,
Speaker 1: what the person looks like. Or what they look like,
Speaker 1: or what the person makes them feel like. There are
Speaker 1: people who are still ashamed with who they have sex
Speaker 1: with and they.
Speaker 2: Still do it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, there's a I'm what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is there's some people who are just ashamed
Speaker 1: that they're going out there and having sex with like
Speaker 1: random Oh you're talking about Catholic people. No, like women.
Speaker 2: There's it's first of.
Speaker 1: All, it's hard to own Hey, I am just casually
Speaker 1: sleeping with people, when for the longest time it was
Speaker 1: just not accepted. Twenty nineteen is a little bit easier,
Speaker 1: but in twenty twelve not so much. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: know it's not I'm out there and I'm telling you
Speaker 1: I was making my own money. I was hanging out
Speaker 1: with the people that I wanted to hang out with,
Speaker 1: and it was still like okay, like don't like it's
Speaker 1: we don't need to talk about this again. It's like witch,
Speaker 1: what you was like just sticking a bathroom? So what
Speaker 1: it's fineom in the bathroom, not me? Not me. I
Speaker 1: mean I've done that, but it was somebody was dating
Speaker 1: a public bathroom. It was actually as at a Tower
Speaker 1: record done it in the movie theaters before, but that's throwback,
Speaker 1: and they made her bathroom or like in the seats
Speaker 1: in the seats in the movie theaters back. We like
Speaker 1: started in the theater and then we had to finish
Speaker 1: it off from the bathroom because it was was it
Speaker 1: Magic Johnson Theater?
Speaker 2: It was actually not. It was in Times Square and
Speaker 2: it was during the day that I can't remember. It
Speaker 2: was a bad movie.
Speaker 1: We purposely was like, we're gonna go to the movies,
Speaker 1: fool around the whole time, and then leave. So it
Speaker 1: was either a halle Berry movie or a jayle Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: it was a halle Berry situation. I think there were
Speaker 1: some beige people on the screen, Scarlett Johansonyeah. It was
Speaker 1: I think a Gwyneth Paltrow. It was a Kirsten dun
Speaker 1: It was a goop. It was can we talk about
Speaker 1: how bad the new Charlie's Angel looks? Wait? Wait what happened?
Speaker 1: Let me see it's it's the chick from Twilight, Christen Stewart, right,
Speaker 1: and then who are they It's like a black British chick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then Naomi Scott who was live action Jazzmine.
Speaker 1: Princess Jasmine is in two movies one one year knew
Speaker 1: Charlie's Angels, I mean too bad a lad and sucked
Speaker 1: from what I heard.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, well, not as bad as
Speaker 3: Lion King. Lion King reviews are coming out and they
Speaker 3: it's like thirty nine percent.
Speaker 1: I relamed tomatoes. Well they meant okay. So I found
Speaker 1: the soundtrack to the movie on Spotify, and Circle of
Speaker 1: Life has always been my jam, so I think that
Speaker 1: sounds great. I listened to The Beyond, like the Hakuna
Speaker 1: on the todd like all of the songs don't really
Speaker 1: sound that good. Beyonce is on the can You Feel
Speaker 1: the Love Tonight, and it's like the way that she's singing,
Speaker 1: it doesn't even really sound like Beyond because she's trying
Speaker 1: to hold back because yeah, she because she's singing with
Speaker 1: Donald Glober and he can't sing exactly.
Speaker 2: He can't sing like Beyonce sing right, so she's.
Speaker 1: Like he didn't hold a note a little bit. I mean,
Speaker 1: we've all heard that. What's that song that he did
Speaker 1: where he was stay Woke, Stay Woke, whatever that song is.
Speaker 1: It's like if you're at karaoke and you're like four
Speaker 1: songs in and you play that song. You're like, we
Speaker 1: all on that on so the so I mean, and
Speaker 1: then the scar should have just not been tell for
Speaker 1: I just this was it a dude from Twelve Years
Speaker 1: of Slave? The black guy, I mean, obviously the black guy.
Speaker 1: There a white people in the movie.
Speaker 4: Leonardo DiCaprio is also in that movie. Actually is he?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, was a fastbender?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's either Leo or Brad.
Speaker 2: Brad produced his company produced the movie.
Speaker 4: No, he's also in it.
Speaker 1: Brad Pitty's in the movie. Then he's like building a house.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, I didn't see the movie. And on
Speaker 3: some like international posters, he is like the main Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's the main person. On the poster it says twelve
Speaker 3: years of Slave and in the middle of the poster.
Speaker 4: Front and center.
Speaker 1: Can you video record what?
Speaker 2: On the stories? Can I do it after we finished
Speaker 2: this episode? You want to do it right now in
Speaker 2: the moment, No, that's fine.
Speaker 1: You want me to do it in portrait modes is
Speaker 1: so we can get clear nip shots, I mean, and
Speaker 1: you can post it on your stories for.
Speaker 2: All your No, we need a short hair fan the
Speaker 2: unofficial expert.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Women don't be sliding my dms like that.
Speaker 1: They I mean, people respect me. It's actually kind of nasty.
Speaker 1: It's disgusted. Stop just send me pictures of your double
Speaker 1: sided dildo. I'm down for it. Wait you just want
Speaker 1: photos of Is that? Is that lesbian?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: There's only y'all be sexty? You don't what You send
Speaker 1: pictures of the toys but not the body. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my, oh my goodness. You obviously know I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. When's the last time I
Speaker 1: I mean, y'all were taking pictures and putting nudes on
Speaker 1: the group chat and I was like, man, I haven't
Speaker 1: taken a nude. I had never taken a nude until
Speaker 1: that group chat conversation on Monday. What I had never
Speaker 1: taken them?
Speaker 4: You lie?
Speaker 1: I'm being I had never taken a nude before this
Speaker 1: past Monday, So bitch, you're telling me on your first
Speaker 1: go round? They were like that superb iPhone xss baby,
Speaker 1: this is what Steve Jobs died for.
Speaker 2: Bullshit.
Speaker 1: Baby. I was like, oh wow, people are really going
Speaker 1: all out on these nudes. It was artistics though. It
Speaker 1: was like a hint of a whisper of nipple, just
Speaker 1: like a little bit of pubes. It was cube. It
Speaker 1: was great, you know it was they were artistically done,
Speaker 1: you know, as opposed to like when men send you knude.
Speaker 1: It's just like they're dick next to a shampoo bottle
Speaker 1: and it's like, is this for scale? I'm like, should
Speaker 1: I bust it open?
Speaker 2: Should I?
Speaker 4: Just?
Speaker 1: You know you should? A young young Wafy Fox it No,
Speaker 1: she's got a great body. You could just tell like, oh,
Speaker 1: you haven't gone through much go to It's this girl
Speaker 1: that we were friends with on Instagram. She always posts
Speaker 1: the most ridiculous posts and we love it.
Speaker 2: She's a DJ always.
Speaker 1: She's always in like a negligent, like a like a
Speaker 1: sheer nipple list. You're gonna see a areo oh for sure?
Speaker 1: For sure. Her name is young Wafy Fox on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I truly adore her.
Speaker 1: She's like a little baby Naomi Campbell if Naomi camp
Speaker 1: lived in the Bronx and wore baby fat, which she
Speaker 1: would never do. I mean she might wear baby fat.
Speaker 1: Baby fat is cool again? So dead it really isn't.
Speaker 1: I went there and I was literally the only person
Speaker 1: getting something where there's a.
Speaker 2: Baby fat store. No, it's for forever twenty one.
Speaker 1: Baby Fat is at Forever twenty one. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: little section of the brand. It does it doesn't. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be white women in Baby No. Nobody was touching it.
Speaker 1: It was literally just me. Everybody was by the Hot Scheetos.
Speaker 1: They were getting the hot Cheeto stuff and I was like,
Speaker 1: hot Cheetos had Forever twenty one. What do you what
Speaker 1: Forever twenty one do you go to that got snacks
Speaker 1: and Baby Fat? I went to the one and so wow,
Speaker 1: and they have hot Cheetos. No, there's the hot Cheeto brand.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: I was like they got food there. So changed. You're
Speaker 1: a little little pop up shuttle past plates. I don't
Speaker 1: know if Kamora Lee is listening to the Pods, she
Speaker 1: is sis like, get us a little store, now.
Speaker 5: Bring it out.
Speaker 2: I remember when I had the panty, I had the jewelry.
Speaker 2: I had like a little cuff.
Speaker 1: Oh, I had a little Chanel cuff from Canel Street,
Speaker 1: but it was a cook I was like I had
Speaker 1: the two season like they gave me everything. And now
Speaker 1: I went to the Forever twenty hours, like why even
Speaker 1: do why rebrand this? This is stupid. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: on the website and see what they have. Because that
Speaker 1: sounds bad.
Speaker 2: It's bad.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the store. We could try on some
Speaker 1: stuff and oh we can actually, you know, new pictures,
Speaker 1: just us in baby.
Speaker 2: Fat, us in baby fat, honestly with your bald head.
Speaker 1: When I'm bald, I feel like it's gonna be hard,
Speaker 1: but I'm already working on material about it, so I
Speaker 1: feel like it's gonna be fun. And I have to
Speaker 1: change all my profile pictures now on my all of
Speaker 1: the apps. No, I can't have hair and then show
Speaker 1: up and be bald. I think it would be better.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going to attract a different type
Speaker 1: of man too, though, I think when I'm bald, because
Speaker 1: I feel it takes a certain type of dude to
Speaker 1: be okay with a woman that has no hair.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're gonna be happier with these guys.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I feel like they're gonna be a lot.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be reading books and going to cafes and
Speaker 1: doing poetry.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yesterday I was at Chipotle, you know, getting a
Speaker 1: little quick, poor snack, and this like older black man
Speaker 1: with dreads was like oh he was like he was
Speaker 1: talking to me and he was like, I bet First
Speaker 1: of all, I think he was with his daughter. I
Speaker 1: was like, sir, this is your weekend with your kid
Speaker 1: and you talking to me right now, yeah, over this
Speaker 1: burrito bowl like blease go away. And he was like,
Speaker 1: he's like, I bet you look I bet you look
Speaker 1: great in heels. And I was like, if you're buying them, sir,
Speaker 1: you know, as long as your car don't get the Clyde,
Speaker 1: we can. We can go to Steve Madden right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not even saying a fancy shoe since we can
Speaker 1: go right here. We a little a little sports boots,
Speaker 1: get you, get me some baby Fat Forever twenty one pumps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know it, don't have to be an
Speaker 1: agent provocateur level you could be. We can stay in
Speaker 1: your budget. Served somebody sliding my DMS and tell me
Speaker 1: how to have game. I'm just gonna start sliding in people.
Speaker 2: Damns.
Speaker 1: Hey, I just need to practice, you know. It's not Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the thing is is that I'm famous and verified,
Speaker 1: So they'll be like, who's this blue check verified, hot bitch,
Speaker 1: All the more reason for them to respond.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, Okay, somebody has hit me up that
Speaker 1: is verified famous and it was weird and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not writing you back. What did the person say?
Speaker 1: It was literally every time I did an in story
Speaker 1: and I looked very sexy, they would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: or a fire emoji or like a heart. Who is
Speaker 1: this famous person?
Speaker 2: It's like this, like it's a white guy.
Speaker 1: Clearly, well, that's why you didn't respond this white dude
Speaker 1: because he flame emoji? Who was it wasn't Michael?
Speaker 4: Who was it?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 1: The name whispered into the microphone?
Speaker 4: Is it a household name we all know?
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna guess Lance Armstrong.
Speaker 1: Is that he's the bike dude? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The thing is wrong with both of.
Speaker 1: You, Michael, Chad, Michael Murray.
Speaker 2: Remember who No was that he was in the House
Speaker 2: of Wax with Paris Hilton.
Speaker 1: Do you'll remember that movie?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Okay? What it is? A deep cut came out in
Speaker 1: like two eight. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. This guy, I don't
Speaker 1: know who the oh you say that followed back? I
Speaker 1: did not follow back. When did he slider your d
Speaker 1: M S friend? When I need to post those videos
Speaker 1: of me and like that blazer with like wearing no
Speaker 1: bra that's when people were in my DMS.
Speaker 2: I need to do that.
Speaker 1: Sis Andrew was screaming too, oh my god. Wow, wow's crazy.
Speaker 1: Isn't that insane? Yeah? Well, I need more people like
Speaker 1: this in my DMS, just to build my colleages, just
Speaker 1: to build my confidence. Your confidence is high you have
Speaker 1: You don't have a confidence problem, you Marie, as a bff,
Speaker 1: you do know that I have a confidence since you.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I think that everybody, including you, has like we all
Speaker 1: have things that like we're unsure about. We all have
Speaker 1: moments of like, well I don't know if I should
Speaker 1: do this or I don't know how like, but I
Speaker 1: don't think that you have a confidence issue. Sydney. You
Speaker 1: get on stage and you're like powerful, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? It's all these you got a million trillion
Speaker 1: friends and literally anytime I go on a post on
Speaker 1: Instagram to like like or leave a comment, you already commented,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, I guess I don't need to
Speaker 1: leave a comment the Sydney's speaking form, and then when
Speaker 1: you beat me to the comment, I'm like, how did
Speaker 1: that happen? But That's what I'm saying, Like, what do
Speaker 1: you like as not? I don't think you have a
Speaker 1: confidence issue. I think you just are.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is here, but we gonna
Speaker 1: figure it out. We'll get through it together.
Speaker 4: Friend, Hot girls summer.
Speaker 1: No, yes, well you shave your head and you know,
Speaker 1: touch me that happens.
Speaker 4: Wow, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, I'm gonna look like my brother. You're gonna be
Speaker 1: like you look. You know your brother wants to look
Speaker 1: up with me. He'd be like, I'll turn her back
Speaker 1: to straight. It was like, yeah, I mean, but that's
Speaker 1: something that my brother would say. He would say, Also,
Speaker 1: we've seen the class of women that he brings around,
Speaker 1: and it's like.
Speaker 2: It ain't me.
Speaker 1: Would he look up with you? Nah? I mean if
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, let's go on a date, he'd
Speaker 1: be like okay. And then we'll get there and he's
Speaker 1: like and he'd be like you're paying. Yeah, He's like,
Speaker 1: so are we here? Talk about business? Like what's up?
Speaker 1: Firstly he'd be like you got this? That would be
Speaker 1: the first thing he asked, and then second he'd be like,
Speaker 1: you're trying to pull And then he'd be like if
Speaker 1: you said no, he'd be like, is Marie coming? Like
Speaker 1: why am I He's like, you're trying to do want
Speaker 1: me to do the podcast again? Like what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? What's happening here? What's on the table?
Speaker 2: I think your brother would take me out on a
Speaker 2: real date.
Speaker 1: I don't know my brother dates really young white women
Speaker 1: or really old white ladies. Where you falling as this?
Speaker 1: Because those are the people who can shrink it, those
Speaker 1: are the people he can trick into pain for stuff.
Speaker 4: Where do you fall where on that.
Speaker 1: Young white lady girl or old white lady? Where you
Speaker 1: are a young white lady, I'm pretty much I look
Speaker 1: younger than them, so you look younger than exactly.
Speaker 2: There's that, But so what what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Sis?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Who where are you in the in the thing? You
Speaker 1: don't have to take my brother on a date, So
Speaker 1: you could take me on a date in August? And
Speaker 1: then you know what i'mnna do. I'm gonna shave my head.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna do all that, and then I'm
Speaker 1: a fly to the South of France looking like a man,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be like, hey's me, Marie, thanks for
Speaker 1: flying me flute out yo. Imagine imagine he thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna come back with a fro, and I just
Speaker 1: came back looking like a young Jamie Fox. My, oh
Speaker 1: my god. And I just was like I had one
Speaker 1: too many drinks like that. Yeah, that would be fun.
Speaker 1: That'd be a good story.
Speaker 4: I think for me, that'd be hilarious. I love that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna change any of my profile pictures on
Speaker 1: the hit. You shouldn't leave my hair and all the
Speaker 1: phones and that. Yeah, little switch through, that'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Or I'll show up and remember that episode of Sex
Speaker 1: in the City when Samantha had cancer and she took
Speaker 1: her wig off during that speech or whatever that's gonna
Speaker 1: be me. I'm gonna be on the train. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be an Ubers taking my wig off.
Speaker 2: I'm just just bald. Anyway, I'm excited about it.
Speaker 1: I feel like it might look bad, but no, great, No,
Speaker 1: you're get my brows bladed. Whatever that means is that
Speaker 1: gonna make them look darker if I get them bladed.
Speaker 1: I mean you, this person particular just had like the
Speaker 1: perfect hairline for the cut that she had, and.
Speaker 2: So it just I just wish you would have been
Speaker 2: there so that I.
Speaker 1: Could be like Sydney, you guys look good together. Just
Speaker 1: in the background.
Speaker 5: Just know.
Speaker 2: That's what everybody was saying. I love this.
Speaker 1: They were like, everyone kept asking did you guys know
Speaker 1: each other before us?
Speaker 2: I was like, no, we've seen her in my life.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the on screen chemistry is good, but that's when.
Speaker 1: But I talked to zan Nab about it, and she's like,
Speaker 1: because after the table read, because she I think she
Speaker 1: was ready to like kiss at the table read and
Speaker 1: I was like this since we just reading hold On Girl.
Speaker 1: And then afterwards she was like, well, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be weird, but you know, obviously we
Speaker 1: don't have to have tongue. But I'm wondering, like what
Speaker 1: you're trying to do with this, and so she was like,
Speaker 1: what's your motivation?
Speaker 2: So I I talked to zan Nab about.
Speaker 1: It and she's like, oh, she's really good because she
Speaker 1: was she doesn't care about the lines.
Speaker 2: She cares about the actual like mood that it's going
Speaker 2: to bring what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that.
Speaker 2: She she cares about the interaction so.
Speaker 1: That she's acting sis, she's not just memorizing, she's acting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's why I was like, Oh, that's what I'd
Speaker 1: be missing when I act. I'd be thinking about the
Speaker 1: lines and not thinking about the actual interaction.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I'm reading Taraji p Henson's book and she went to
Speaker 1: Howard for acting, and she talks about that she had
Speaker 1: a teacher like she was in a play or something
Speaker 1: for the school and she had all the funniest moments
Speaker 1: and everyone thought that she was great. But her teacher
Speaker 1: came and was like, yeah, but you saying the words,
Speaker 1: but what is your Like what's behind the words? Like
Speaker 1: That's what I think good actors do that we don't do. Sis.
Speaker 1: Is they like before they go into a scene, like
Speaker 1: they already know what happened before that, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, I'll just start reading the words. And
Speaker 1: I mean that's why I ain't booking. But Sis, I'll
Speaker 1: see you at that how to Make Love to a
Speaker 1: Black Woman audition. I'll be ready for that. I'll be prepared.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, let's see who cares. I'm just
Speaker 2: want to be more lax about stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm always like stressed out when I when I go
Speaker 1: to do some acting or audition and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just seeing I don't know, she got me
Speaker 2: fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yes, I hear, it's Sis, you so torn up? About it.
Speaker 1: I am, well, if anybody is a lesbian and they
Speaker 1: have a short haircut and you want to slide in
Speaker 1: Sydney's DMS, now is the time. Or if you're a
Speaker 1: lesbian and you want to come to Philly twenty seventh,
Speaker 1: come see Sydney there.
Speaker 2: Uh, that's what I learned.
Speaker 1: Is that just because some But that's why I hate
Speaker 1: when like straight men go to a gay bar and
Speaker 1: just assume that every gay man is going to want
Speaker 1: to fuck them. It's like, that's not how it works.
Speaker 1: People have standards just because you're in there, and they
Speaker 1: don't mean they're attracted to you. I don't know, Sis.
Speaker 1: Every time I've ever been to a lesbian bar, I'm like,
Speaker 1: they all want me right now, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: but I've.
Speaker 2: Been there, and I'm like, Marie, anybody giving you no drinks?
Speaker 1: You ain't never been to no gay bar with me? Sis.
Speaker 2: I mean we've went to several gay parties that Adrian.
Speaker 1: Is DJ and everybody wanted me. Sis, thank you so much. Wow,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I was there.
Speaker 1: And this is not with friendship. His friends you say
Speaker 1: yes and you say zipps. Oh listen, our brand is
Speaker 1: never yes, and you say no, but.
Speaker 2: Our n is no budge, no but no, but no,
Speaker 2: but no comma.
Speaker 1: But also no bude because my butt is small.
Speaker 2: But you know whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I put on a pair of pants and everybody
Speaker 1: was like, oh, those pants are great on you, and
Speaker 1: I was like, is not enough for you to take
Speaker 1: them up? Wow? Wow? That's the game. Is not enough
Speaker 1: for you to take them? Oh wow, Sydney. We got
Speaker 1: to get you in a class, had to make love
Speaker 1: to a level. We gotta get you. The Steve Harvey book,
Speaker 1: Think like a man, act like a what like girl?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to do? Mom?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Actually I would if you said it differently. That line
Speaker 1: is actually kind of hot. It was bad we heard it,
Speaker 1: but now thinking about it, it was actually pretty The
Speaker 1: delivery it needs deliver. Yeah, you weren't confident in the delivery.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just saying the lions.
Speaker 1: Wow. Marie and Andrews Podcast.
Speaker 5: With guests.
Speaker 1: Pretty much what happened this this go around? Once again? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm excited about what's happening for the rest of the year.
Speaker 1: There are only six months left of the year, and
Speaker 1: Sydney's gonna get some and I'm gonna keep getting some
Speaker 1: and I hope that you guys are all getting some also.
Speaker 1: I was getting some here, getting some here, getting some hit. Also,
Speaker 1: I feel like we should do a little playlist, like
Speaker 1: what's your what's your fantasy type playlist for the summer?
Speaker 2: What like songs that get you hyped in like a
Speaker 2: sexual way, like not slow jams.
Speaker 1: This song you're like, oh, this is this is my
Speaker 1: alter ego if I was I don't know, stripper or
Speaker 1: who like that. This is my sash fears. Yeah, gotta god,
Speaker 1: I got it. We should put that together and post it.
Speaker 1: I mean, since we got a lot to put together,
Speaker 1: we gotta put these shirts together. I know that I
Speaker 1: meant this Toronto show together. We're literally like, if you
Speaker 1: guys don't fucking make merch, I'm done. I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear about it anymore. That's how That's how bad
Speaker 1: it was this go around. They were like, okay, you
Speaker 1: got you gotta make this show. I mean, also, people
Speaker 1: are in my dms like, don't forget about the plus sizes,
Speaker 1: like okay, you know we got y'all, we're gonna have
Speaker 1: you know, it's gonna be cut and gone, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be shirts that say cunt and then tests that say gone,
Speaker 1: and then maybe one that says cut and gone. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: I like that because I'd wear a shirt that said
Speaker 1: cunt on it. Yeah, I got. I'd wear that to church.
Speaker 1: Yeah we do, Okay, I love I love me some cutting.
Speaker 2: Gone.
Speaker 1: See you next Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Jesus, there it is, see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Okay, Senny, anything you want to leave the listeners with
Speaker 1: before we get out of here, any any positive affirmations
Speaker 1: or goals that you want to accomplish before the next
Speaker 1: solo episode. I I want to go buy some better underwear.
Speaker 1: I think that's where it starts. It's like, I wear
Speaker 1: a lot of black regular thongs. I need to start
Speaker 1: wearing sexier underwear. I read in this book that when
Speaker 1: you when you put on nice underwear for yourself, it
Speaker 1: makes you It makes you more confident throughout the day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like something about having sexy underwear makes you feel like yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: like I'm hot today. If anybody from fenty Savage is
Speaker 1: following the pod, hello, send Sencin to us as well.
Speaker 1: I'm a thirty two double D may double D. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm a thirty two double D. Obviously the butt is
Speaker 1: small so send sen Sin Yeah, yeah, yeah, send some
Speaker 1: small panties and some I'm a what am I? I'm
Speaker 1: a thirty two big c small d I could do
Speaker 1: that too, can you double d F?
Speaker 2: It's a in a sick well because I have like
Speaker 2: such a small rip cage.
Speaker 1: That's why listen to this skinny go on girl bragged
Speaker 1: a tiny rip cage fighting. We're abroad today. It's true.
Speaker 1: You were on the scooter with Adrian with no bra
Speaker 1: and this little cropped up. Everybody saw your tits on
Speaker 1: the on the street. Wow. Wait, gim me, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
Speaker 1: gimme gimme. All right, well we've got to go. I'm
Speaker 1: super glad that we were able to do this episode today.
Speaker 1: Sydney and her chits are here and uh they queer
Speaker 1: and uh Andrew has a microphone. Now that's what we do.
Speaker 4: That's what we're doing. We're playing the song at the
Speaker 4: end of day episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Justin, I'm making it home tonight. Just let me
Speaker 1: make love to you for the last time, baby, Justine,
Speaker 1: kissestic case.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 5: This has been a Forever Dog production Executive produced by
Speaker 5: Brett Baum, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts,
Speaker 5: please visit Foreverdog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our
Speaker 5: shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 5: Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following
Speaker 5: us on Twitter and Instagram at Forever Dog Team, and
Speaker 5: liking our page on Facebook.