WEBVTT - Pop My Top 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:07.520 Forever. Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Dusty 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:09.200 Ass Magical Podcast. 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:10.639 Here we go. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.800 Oh look at us talking about the title of the podcast. 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:15.360 We haven't done that in a long time. I know. 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.680 As I said it, I was like, wow, it's a throwback. Yeah, well, 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:21.000 you got new listeners. So it's people who haven't been 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.799 here since the beginning, so they don't know, you know, 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:24.480 they don't know. 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:26.400 How we used to do it. Where the fuck y'all been? 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.760 Yo? You just found out what made you come to 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:30.840 the pod? Why don't you guys like let us know. 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:32.120 How'd you find us? 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:33.279 Yeah? Do that? 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:38.680 How'd you find us? How'd you find us? Merch? Oh 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:43.680 my god? So you know our last solo episode was 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:49.120 You and your Dick Excursion, Eat Pray ho baby. Yeah. 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:53.920 So like now it is it's pushing everyone to be 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:56.920 a hoe this year. But you know what, I feel 0:00:57.200 --> 0:01:00.480 so powerful, Like being a hoe is so powerful mm hmm, 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.760 truly like sis, I feel like you see, I got 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:05.880 these the beads on that that white man in Europe 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:06.240 gave me. 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:08.959 Oh my god, I'm truly surprised. 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:11.240 I was like, all with the dress I got on. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.720 This is so not on this on brand. 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:17.120 Erica bad vibe that I got going on right now. 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:19.800 I'm about to put beads in my in my wig, sis, 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.080 I'm just gonna put beads in it. The Balau beads 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:24.800 are not They're not for you, but I see you 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:27.400 doing all them. Someone called them anal beads. Ye what 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:28.240 they posted about it. 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:32.320 They look like anal beads. Andrew, can you confirm or deny. 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.559 Look like anal? Yes, they do look like anal beads. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.360 We can't hear you on the mic, Andrew. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.720 You can no? Oh no, no, well. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:44.440 Andrew, No, this is Andrew has a microphone over there. 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:46.800 But yes, not on For some reason, I can hear myself. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.760 People were very excited to see to hear you on 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:51.840 the only episode. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.480 It was so very kind. I loved it. I love 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:55.120 the response. 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:56.880 No, you gotta get back. You gotta get back over 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:57.760 here if you're gonna get. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.320 On the micro No, you can give anxiety between the 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.000 two of you, he. 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.120 Said, we give him anxiety sitting betwixt us. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.000 You know I like being over here. It's more. 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:09.080 Okay, okay, so we can't hear you, so just shut up. 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:12.680 Then Alex literally came over to fix that exact problem. 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.880 So I guess, okay to try to figure it out, 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.440 but don't talk until then, because you know, now that 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:19.440 we started something, we got to keep it going. Yeah, 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:23.480 thoughts in prayer, sweetie, stay there, my babe, babe, babe, babe. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:25.839 So the things that people are reacting to the most 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.720 from the E prey ho episode are the poppers obviously, 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:33.720 the scorting on the dude's TV, and the wheel check. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:39.440 They are iconic moments in a trip and they need 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:42.560 to happen to everybody. Honestly though, I really do think that, 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:44.679 and I feel like people have been messaging me like, 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.519 oh my god, I'm going to Columbia, and I'm like, 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.760 well's this. Maybe maybe don't be too much of a 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:52.120 hoe in Colombia because you really might get took. But 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:55.000 people have been messaging me and they're like, oh, like 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.960 I love this. You've got to be a smart hoe too. 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:02.160 So you know, I'm going to planned parenthood to make 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.600 sure like everything is okay. To be honest, if you're 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.839 gonna die, you're gonna die. So if you could either 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.040 die on a dick or you could just die in 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.720 somebody else's bed, It's like what are you gonna do? What? 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:16.480 What what's made for you? Are you wishing on me? 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:17.799 What's made for you? 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:19.679 Is gonna happen. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:20.320 about in general. 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:22.399 So like, you can be as safe as you want 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:26.160 and something could still happen. So like, obviously, do the 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.840 best you're supposed to in turn, and I get as 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:32.600 much dick as possible before you get murdered. That's that's Burt. Well, 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:34.600 that's what I said. It's going on on the back 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:37.920 of a jacket, Milennia Trump style. I don't care, do you. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:39.320 That's what I said. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:40.920 I said, if it's gonna happen, so go ahead. It 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.520 doesn't matter how safe you are. Either they gonna kill 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.320 you or they're not. Mmm. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:49.600 So you could be safe, but like what is safe 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:53.200 if you're on a solo trip, is that really that safe? No? 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:55.880 Not if you're a woman, it's not that safe. But 0:03:55.920 --> 0:04:00.280 if you're a dude, manor hose in general, So let's 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.880 take let's take our pussy's back, ladies, let's let's do it. Well, 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:07.120 my shit is detachable, so I'll be leaving it in 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.640 the left box. It'd be at home just sitting on 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:13.360 Ice just chilling. Well, I mean, Sidney, you took a 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.440 trip recently. Can we talk about it? 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:16.240 Yeah? 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:20.640 I got fluid out to do a short film I'll 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:24.760 be acting. Yeah, and it was it was cool. I 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.160 was there. I didn't know I would have as much 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:30.440 like free time as I didn't know, but I went 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:32.960 to the table read and the table read was great 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.520 and I was like, oh shit, I can act. And 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:37.200 I was like riffing and stuff. Can you tell the 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:39.320 non industry people listening what a. 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:40.720 Table reader is like? 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:42.920 We all read the script in front of each other 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:46.000 and you see who can't read that? Well, yes, exactly. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:52.200 But your girl memorized her lines. Okay, it was truly surprising. 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.680 I was like, let me be as professional as possible. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.160 Did you have a lot of lines where you were 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:58.200 like a big part in the short. I didn't have 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:00.000 like a ton of lines, but I had enough line 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.480 that you were like, Oh, if I'm really good, she 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.799 might can still she might be a main character. Wow. 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:11.000 So yeah, it was cool. And then the gag is 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:15.040 is that I had to kiss somebody on camera? Yes, yes, yes, yes, 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.800 on screen kiss. The unfortunate thing is that the person 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:23.120 was so fucking hot. Yes, and not my type because 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.960 I like fems and this person was not fem. She 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:28.520 was pretty, though she's. 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:29.000 More than pretty. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.280 She's one of those people that's like, oh, you know, 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:35.359 when she wasn't in a relationship, she was a fucking whore. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:40.760 She's probably not whore, but like just just winning, winning 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:44.840 people over. She's like so charismatic and like she's got 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:47.920 that Erica Badu vibe. Like people say that Erica could 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.560 look at somebody and they're immediately like in her and 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:51.039 they're wet. 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:51.840 Yeah in her. 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:53.880 Okay, yeah, yeah, Yeah'm gonna do that. I'm gonna work 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.960 on getting people wet with a stare. Yeah. 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:58.440 Oh oh, she's gotten working. 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:00.760 That. 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:02.400 Oh my god, she's okay. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.839 So she looked at you and your panties just well. 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:07.800 I got to the table reading and I sat down 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.880 and she was We had to sit next to each other, 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:12.480 and I locked eyes with her, and I was like, 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.760 oh wow you oh my god, you're hot. You were 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:21.560 like I was annoyed because I was like, obviously I 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:23.000 don't mind kissing somebody. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:26.520 But the next thing in my contract, you can't look good. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:29.440 You can look okay. It's the problem with having to 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:33.120 kiss somebody attractive on camera because the way my emotions 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:36.320 are set up, I was like, by five o'clock, I 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:39.520 was like, oh, we're having an affair. I was like, 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.039 we're totally hooking up after this, there's no such thing 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:43.960 as an affair in an open a relationship. F Y 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.560 text this to you and you still don't see me. 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:46.840 You get it. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:48.799 Well, she's in a relationship that's not open. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.120 Okay, but you open. That got nothing to do with 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:54.320 you married. 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:00.600 No, that's everything. It does matter at her. I mean 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.240 obviously maybe if. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.680 She wasn't a relation, maybe she's in an open thing too. No, 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:08.400 she's not open. Because when let me tell you, I 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:10.720 was like, oh my god, we have chemistry. Everything was 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.040 like I was. I was like, damn, either she's an 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:17.080 incredible actor or she was getting lit. After this, when 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:20.560 they heard it's a rap, it was gone. Everything, the 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.800 chemistry was gone. Oh she oh she missed it, okay 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:30.280 street she Viola Davis Sayshi, it so good. I couldn't 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:33.080 believe it. And so I went to dinner with her 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:37.560 and another person who was on in the film, and yeah, 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.200 I was there, and I was like, fuck, why did 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.840 I come here? That was stupid because the chemistry was gone. 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:48.440 She wasn't receptive to you anymore. No, it was talk 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:49.840 about what kind of kiss it was. Was it an 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:52.160 open mouth kiss? Was it some ton No? There was 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:54.440 no time. Did you squeeze it to No, it is 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.200 not that. But it was very It was very central, 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:00.280 like every time we kissed, everybody like needed to fan 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.320 themselves off because it was it was good. Oh wait, 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:05.160 every time you can, you have to. 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:10.800 Do seventeen again doing it wrong? No, it's just it 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:12.440 was there was different angles. 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:17.520 And so I've never kissed anybody on camera before, and 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:21.400 I was like, wow, for my first time, ship nailing it. Okay, 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.640 I can't wait to see this such Honestly, I wanted 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.320 to see it because I was like, that's going on 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:30.000 my reel. You know that's going on my real because 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:33.880 I'm like, fuck, but now I'm over here, Like should 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:35.520 I go on the apps and look for people who 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:39.439 look like her? Yes? Absolutely, I pre ho you know 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:40.360 I'm gonna say yes. 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:41.640 Yeah, but I don't know. 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.959 I just I was like, damn, man, this is and 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:48.120 now after that, after the it's a wrap and the 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.679 chemistry is just gone. I was like, this is why 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:52.880 I don't want to fucking date. I would never I'm 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:56.160 marrying Adrian. Shout out to Adrian for being right, But 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:59.320 it is Adrian marrying you. Who knows. But I am 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:02.680 going to prop and if she says yes, that's since 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.400 you know, the person who proposes has to get the ring. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:07.880 I know I'm gonna have enough money for a little 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.720 princess cut situation. Little diamond. Hmm. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.960 I really thought that we were gonna hook up. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:19.320 A delusion, I am, I'm not a man. All day 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.280 I was like, well, she was touching my shoulder. It's 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:25.439 like she's acting. I mean she's looking at me with 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.240 both her eyes open. What do you mean she don't 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.840 want to fuck? It's like no, but like maybe maybe 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:34.199 she did. No, maybe she's a good actress, but like 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:38.360 after the cameras cut off, she she's shy. She's she's 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:42.520 an not a shy you if you met her, she 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:45.160 I think she could totally turn you out. That's how 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:47.640 great she was. Listen, this is the summer of the Hoe, 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:49.480 so hot girl, summer. I'll kiss a chick. 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:50.360 I want to see her. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:54.360 Yeah, show Andrew the photo, who described to the listeners 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:56.520 who would play her in a movie. She looks like. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:58.959 Sid from the internet. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.920 But that ah, yeah that's not a good no no 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:05.480 no no like that the haircut, but a better, better body. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:09.560 Yeah, she's here. 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.480 Here's a wait. No show us the other photo, the 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:14.200 one of her and the girl, because that that one 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:17.160 don't look that one looked like mm hmm what who 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:21.520 writes on? She looked like who writes for? 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:29.640 I don't know what that means. Ah, I don't whisper 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:30.679 it because I didn't want to. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.199 L O l O l O l l O l 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:35.440 L show Andrew the photo of her looking super super 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:39.240 super sexy that you sent us. So we were in 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:43.040 the group chat like gas lighting Sydney, like, yes, you 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.679 have to have sex with this person, and that's what 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:48.760 our girls summer. And we're like, we send each other 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:52.120 nudes this week in the group chat, like we the 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:56.160 group chat has become a safe space, like a truly 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.800 safe space. It ain't safe for me because I'm for me. 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:02.040 I'm just literally spiraling every time. 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:02.840 And you. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:07.600 Got to get on the mind. Andrew said, he shook. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:08.560 She's very hot. 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:12.280 Yeah, yeah, you can hear me. Listeners can hear me. 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:13.160 There's something going on with. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:16.040 You, Okay. 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.880 And then and then I mean, she is a good actress, 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:24.240 so I think I was enthralled by the acting since 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:28.600 he was on that flight reading a worldly wise enthralled. 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:32.440 I was like, blown the fuck away, and the last 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:34.960 one's the last time you felt like this. That's unpacked. 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:38.920 That never never, I mean Adrian, but that's it, Like 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.520 I haven't felt like that for somebody random. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:45.240 I mean, there was that little stunt that I thought 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:46.880 that I liked that guy for a second. 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.280 I remember, do y'all remember that episode? Did we talk 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:50.800 about that on the podcast? I don't think. I think 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:53.599 on the Patreon said he had a little crush on 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.120 some little dude and she was like, I don't know 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:56.599 what it is. 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.800 And the gag is this person knows that person that 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:00.360 you said. 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:02.920 She looks like, well, I mean I looked at it 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.199 like all lesbians know each other. Ye'll be going to 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:08.120 meetings together, and so what y'all be buying? Y'all sports 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.440 brows at the same time. You can fucking go to Hell. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:17.120 I can and I probably won. Wow, that's so most 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.360 likely will be there. But I'll say, have you a 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:24.160 seexis okay? So you can't don't don't put on the volume, 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.880 But that's her. Oh yes, dude, she's cute. I'm telling 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:36.640 you therow three cuts in the eyebrow. She's beautiful. Okay 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:40.079 for her? How old is she? I don't want to 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.080 say the age on her, but I would let her, 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.720 you know, let her let me sit on her face. 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:51.760 She I re positive that she knows what to do. Oh, 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:53.719 she looks like she does. I can tell about the 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.839 arch of her brows that she'd be uh, you know, 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:03.040 she'd be piping people down people for a while and 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:05.200 I respected it. I was like, damn, man, I wish 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:09.560 I had the wherewithal to just not you know, act 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.760 on my acting. You should have sat on her. Oh 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:17.360 my god, Now when the when the when they said 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:19.360 that's a wrap, you should have like kissed her one 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:22.240 more time and been like, you know, this is what 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:25.800 we're doing it. I got to go and find somebody 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:28.280 that looks like this. I'm like, Adrian, can you just 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:31.400 cut your hair really short? But I thought you didn't 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:33.880 like her hair short? When I was short, I don't 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:40.559 like that, but for some reason, you like that. I 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:44.839 never hadn't been that hot for anybody that I like. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:48.719 It just met like ever it was, I would like 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:51.400 to say that I maybe played a small role in this. Okay, 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:54.000 everybody's having a hot girl some now, and I think 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.920 it ignited something in Usissy. No, I didn't. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.959 No, it's just I think that she is the type 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:04.640 that everyone feels that same way. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:08.959 Oh yeah, she like she's one. And then in the 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:10.800 back of my head, I was like, I need that. 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:13.599 I want to be that person. I want to be 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:15.000 that person person. 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:18.040 No, no, no, I'm too goofy and silly and like nice. 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:22.920 She's mysterious, but she's just like Adrian in terms of 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:24.360 white people to the devil. 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:26.280 They always fucking up ship the man. 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.400 I mean, what the everybody? I mean. I was like, 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:31.120 is Louis Farrakahn talking to me right now? Like I 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.080 was like, oh, she one of them black Israelites that 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:34.520 let people at penstation. 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:35.600 She was. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.280 Carolina was walking uh through the train station with a 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:44.080 white for her white best friend, and the black Israelites 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.280 were like, we see you walking with your slave master. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:52.480 And Carolina was like what what anyway? So you're dating 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.400 a black is really? Oh no, I'm not, but it 0:14:56.240 --> 0:15:02.960 now I understand what men go through. They men have 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:09.400 They don't know how to interpret, interpret, and interpret interpret. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.520 You said interpret, No I thought, I said interpret. 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:13.280 I don't. 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.560 I don't know what words you oh speak of devil Carly, 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:18.560 you need to sell your tugs. Interpret Interpret. I mean 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:23.360 emotions are mixed. I will say that, like in general, 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:26.920 you hang out with people sometimes you don't know if 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.640 they're feeling you are not not. If you hang out 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.880 with me, We've changed the whole game. 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:32.080 Up. 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:38.840 I'm being so honest and so clear. It feels very refreshing. Yeah, 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.360 like I think that I'm dating, I'm doing it more 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.120 like a man now than I've ever done it before. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:46.880 I hooked up with that Jamaican guy last night. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:49.200 Wow. 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:51.920 Yeah, I'm so tired. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:53.600 It was good. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:57.440 I didn't get any sleep. It was good. It was 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:08.320 it was nice. It was nice because, like I mean, dude, 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:10.160 I just I was very clear with him about what 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.840 was and was not working, and he just adjusted in 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:14.640 the moment. Like I'm not here to give you notes 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.720 after the fact. I was having a conversation with these 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:18.800 women the other day and this girl was like, she 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:20.480 slept with this guy and the first time they had sex, 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:24.000 it was so bad. He was he was having sex 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:27.120 like he was in college still right, And she said 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.120 She didn't say anything until the next day, and I 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:33.640 was like, no, I've never been like that. I've definitely 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:38.720 been like, h yeah, that's not gonna I am very 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:41.560 one of those people that have sound effects so you 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:45.800 can tell. Like I've had somebody say, am I too heavy? No, 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:53.640 it's just bad. It's bad, and I'm just like, just wrong, 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:55.760 it's not in there, right yeah. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.200 Yeah, even if you pull it out and put it back, 0:16:58.240 --> 0:16:58.480 it's not. 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:03.480 Key don't fit sometimes, yeah, sometimes you know, all keys 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:05.520 don't open all doors, so that that's the thing. 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:08.760 Yes, okay, So tell us about this. 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:11.040 Well, he's the guy that I sent you guys his 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:15.119 dick pic the shampoo with the VO five. See, I 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:16.840 wasn't gonna say the brand syst, but I'm gonna say 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:19.840 v FI thank you for shampoo shaming. Uh you know. 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:23.879 So obviously he's he lives with his aunt. Obviously he's bald, buddy. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.560 Uh yeah, So I sent the listen if you're sending 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:28.320 me nudes, I'm sending it to the group chat. That's 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:31.040 that's what we're doing for high Girls summer. If anybody 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:32.879 listening would like to see the dick pic slided my 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:33.960 DMS and I'll send it to you. 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.400 Oh my god, Marie wrong. 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:40.120 But I didn't send him no news. Also didn't ask 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:41.639 him for the dick pic. He just sent it. 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.240 That's true. If you send it out, just be just 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:48.280 know that it's gonna be out there. I mean, you know, 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:50.320 in a universe, we'll put out. 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:53.000 Instagram has that feature where where you can send something 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.879 and it disappears. It's kind of like Snapchat. Yes, is 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:58.840 that what snapchat was? Yeah? But you know what, whenever 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:00.879 somebody send me some shit, I always be holding it 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:02.760 real quick, just in cause I got a snapshot it. 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:05.119 You can't trust me, bitch. I'll be like, I'm like, 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:10.359 if it's only replay once, YEA, hold it. I'm like, 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.920 because people were messaging me to see based on that 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:17.320 last episode, they were hitting me up to see photos 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:20.320 of the guys that I had hooked up with in Europe, 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:22.119 and I was sending it to people. I was like, 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:24.760 this is the this is spin and people were like, 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:30.119 holy s. So you know, I'm I'm a giver. I 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:33.040 will send you the photo and I'll let you replay 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:35.240 it once, and if you screenshot it, then you screenshot it. 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:36.960 That's none of my business. I can't send you a 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:41.520 picture of this chick, but trust and believe she's actually 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:47.000 fucking was she tall, She's a perfect height, so she's 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:49.440 five seven. I honestly, I don't want to say this 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:52.479 one here, but I just keep thinking about They keep 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:53.119 thinking about her. 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:53.920 How hot she is? 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:57.160 You gotta fly ba access. No, I'm not she they've 0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:59.200 been together for five years, just like it's the same 0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:01.720 story with me. And they asked, but you and Adrian 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:04.280 are open. No, so maybe she and her girls stop 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:07.440 saying it like that. I'm saying it Like I talked 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:07.600 to her. 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:10.560 I was just like, so I guess I should. 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:16.119 Be open too. I mean because I was like, I 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:17.960 don't want to see anybody, and then I was like 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:19.720 and then you got to LA and you were like, 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:23.600 I can see somebody. I can see myself with somebody. Yeah, 0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:25.399 but I don't want to play. I don't want to 0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:29.080 I don't want to go out and look for people. 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:30.200 I don't want to do that. I don't want to 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:32.400 get on an app and be searching. 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:35.760 If somebody comes my way, maybe, but I don't want 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:38.320 to put it out there like that because then it's 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:39.800 just like we should just break up. Why are we 0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:44.000