WEBVTT - #152: Can My Freeloading Friend Come? 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.920 There's two boys in this South for blin boys in 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:07.160 this South, Boys in this South, boys in this souse. 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:10.719 There's two boys in this South, boys in this house, 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:16.640 boys in this South. This. Yeah, I feel like we 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:19.439 need if we're gonna make that a show intro alternate, 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:23.000 I think we need more of lyrics for it, don't 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:27.160 you drink? I have the lyrics. I'm stuck on one line. Yeah, 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:29.120 maybe I can, Maybe I can help you right here 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:33.239 on the podcast episode. I don't do that. No, No, 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:35.800 you don't. You don't share, you don't share. No, I 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:39.040 write stuff by myself. But I'll try to finish it 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:40.680 this week and have it ready for next week. Episode 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:43.879 one fifty two. It's the Broken Boys now Wednesday. It 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:47.120 is WHATP Wednesday, which is why we play that intro, 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:51.720 because we're doing this on a Wednesday night, Wednesday night. Now, Brodie, 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.400 why don't we run a contest where we could have 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:58.000 the listener fill in the missing line. I think we 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.040 can have several versions of it, you know, and and 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.560 we go with the best one, which which will definitely 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:06.039 be you. Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm not up to that. 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:08.679 It's it's not my thing. I don't let's have some 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:10.240 fun with it. Tell you what, I'll tell you why. 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:13.720 I take pride in my parodies a lot like beyond, 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:16.279 like I've written parodies twenty years ago that I remember 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:20.160 the lyrics right of everything I've ever written. And so 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:22.440 I I work in addition to the morning show, I 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:26.880 worked for our comedy department at Heart Radio. And before that, 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:30.440 I worked for a secondary company, a separate company that 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:32.320 produced all my comedy that I worked for in the 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:36.319 afternoons and we would then play it on on on 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:38.480 the morning show, on the Elvis Show. But I had 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.840 two separate jobs. But I happened to work for the 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:44.039 comedy company that produced the comedy for the Elvis Strain 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:47.080 Morning Show. What does that have to do with I'm 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.120 telling you hello? Why would you know? I always have 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:51.880 some place to go. So I had a boss at 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:54.760 that other company who is now currently my boss at 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:57.680 I Heart Radio, because he came over to our company, 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:02.760 and right, we're following, ok So, he would have sometimes 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:06.360 if he was like feeling hands on, he would he 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.880 would look over the lyrics to my comedy scripts, my 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:12.760 spoof commercials, my song parodies. He would go, huh huh, great, Okay, great, 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:15.120 get it done. But every once in a while he 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:19.079 would change a word. Well, he would say that's too risque, 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:22.240 change that line, or he would take it upon himself 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.720 to change a couple of words because he didn't like 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:26.680 the way it was going, or he he thought his 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.200 line was better. I can't sleep at night for weeks, 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:34.040 and sometimes I would get my version produced just for 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:38.760 me because I just can't stand other people tweaking my stuff. 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:40.800 That goes back to the fact you're an only child 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:44.880 and you you can't share. You can't You think Picasso 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.560 let his boy his best friend come over and paint 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:51.960 the ear on something, or painted the hands of a clock. No, 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:58.400 he painted his paintings. I'm just saying you've done part okay, ahead, 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:02.720 continue to references, work together. That was that thing, right, 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.360 But John Lennon didn't say, Hey, I'm gonna open it 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:07.440 up to the fans to write lyrics to my song. 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:10.239 You've written thousands of parodies. Here's at the point is this. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.800 You offered it just now at the top of this podcast, 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:16.200 that you're stuck on this one lyric, and I thought, 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:18.919 let's turn it, let's turn it into a bit because 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:22.440 I think the collective minds of the slices might come 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:25.240 out with something better than anything the two of us 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:27.200 can think of. What do you think that every time 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:28.840 I hear it would be bothering me that I didn't 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:30.680 finish it? So then why don't you write your own version? 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:34.240 Then well that's what I'm doing. No, I'm saying just 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:36.960 for ships and giggles. We put one on one year, 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.600 one one one week. We say this is the one 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.560 with the slices stuck on a line that I can't 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:44.760 write it. I was like, oh, that line is not 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.200 coming to me right now. I'll get back to it. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.240 And I've been busy and I'm procrastinating and I just 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.920 didn't get to it. I'm not going to have some 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:56.280 fun and we're having fun. I'm having fun. Sound having fun? 0:03:56.720 --> 0:04:00.240 This is You're sitting in your cold, dank basement. It's 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:03.400 not dank, it's not danking. You have you have humidifier 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.520 de humidifiers. Yes, yes, it's not dank down here. It's 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:09.960 a finished basement. But I'm by the washer and dryer 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:13.400 and the heat is off. That not glenfry. The heat 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.560 is on, the heat is off. The heat is off. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:18.360 See where's that parody? By the way, oh my god, 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:22.040 I one of our our slices. I'm sorry, I don't 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:25.480 remember who it was quoted a lyric and then thank 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.600 the celebrity, thank the singer. The game we talked about 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:31.720 a couple of weeks ago, you know, like, but we 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:34.440 didn't played our game, a little lyric game. By the way, 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:37.320 did you um are you down in the basement with 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:42.400 your hot water heater? You see that someone tweeted us 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.480 saying they bought hot They bought a water heater. It 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.200 says says water heater on it. It says nothing about 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:52.640 the word hot. Well, let me explain you are correct, okay, 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:55.280 that it is now called the water heater. They actually 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.760 complimented me for for actually calling you out. Okay, here's 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:02.280 the thing. They used to be called hot water heaters. Okay, 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.440 so let me ask you a question. Scary the thing 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.400 that your tires go on on your car? What are 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:15.000 the centerpieces called nuts? No? Oh, rims? Yeah, you know 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:18.240 they're not called rims. They're called wheels. Well, wheels. The 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:21.440 rim is the rim is that the lip of it 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:25.320 right right? When we when we grew up, why people 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.720 called him rims? And when rappers used to say, I'm 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:31.040 riding on twenty in rims. Right, nobody calls them rims anymore, 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:34.599 their wheels, So I'm saying things change names. You have 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:40.400 to adapt. So, yes, hot water heater not longer, but 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.080 they used to be called hot water heaters. In fact, 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:46.279 Stephen Stephen Wright, very famous comedian, used to have a 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.200 bit what he'd say, why is it called a hot 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.640 water heater? Who wants to eat hot water? Shouldn't it 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.320 be a cold water heater? And he was right, it 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:56.159 should be a cold water heater technically cold water, right, 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.359 So yes it is now it's a water heater that 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:02.120 is an adaption that people stream. But just calling you 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:06.479 out that Listen did say that it's no longer, but 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:08.839 we were trying to argue it's a force to have it. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:13.000 It's just like cars don't have carburetors anymore unless you 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.840 have a car with a carburetor, right, Yeah, what's going on? 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:20.120 You're looking over your shoulders there? Yeah I am, because 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.320 my dog just ran down to the basement. What does 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.520 that mean? That means there's intruders above, That means he's 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:29.920 a distraction. That's all okay, Well, so come on the 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.880 Brooklyn boys whop you can't do a fill in the 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.680 lyric by the listeners and now spent thirty eight minutes 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:39.479 on this. I can't get through to you're so thick 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.840 headed man. Now, when people leave Apple podcast reviews, they're 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.320 gonna say they spend too much time talking about this. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:49.960 Speaking of Apple podcast reviews, keep those coming in, please, 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.440 we love them, we want to see them, we want 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:56.400 to don't forget about Apple podcasts because that's aside from 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.320 my Heart radio, that's where we get the lion's share 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:03.000 of our listen. Yeah, so and so, if you haven't 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.880 left a review, five stars would be great if you're 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.080 so inclined, if you feel it, if you're feeling it. 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.400 And we're gonna steal an idea from our our former 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:14.320 interns and friends at the Twentiesome Things Doing Nothing podcast, 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:18.480 They now put up screenshots of people leaving reviews on 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:21.080 their instant stories. We'll do the same. We'll do the same. 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:23.040 We're gonna steal that idea. We've gotta go back and 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.960 find the classic Ape seventy seven, the one that started 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:30.080 at all. If you don't know who Ape is clearly 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:33.680 not listening to orders. So now people have been sliding 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.680 into d m s and I forgot all about this. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.400 I mean, I keep reading remonding to listeners, but no, 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.320 I respond to them, but then I don't read them. 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.960 We've got We've had some people say some nice things 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:50.600 on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Um, um, d M yes. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.480 So I wanted to just read a couple of those, 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.960 just really quick, because I think this will brighten your 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.120 day and it'll hit the reset button on this on 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:00.360 your mood oh my moods fine before you read this, 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:04.520 a shout out and a call out for help. Um, 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:07.320 we would love for you guys to follow the Brooklyn 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:12.800 Boys Instagram account at the Brooklyn Boys Yeah right, because 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:17.400 there's only what eight thousand followers right now, six thousand, 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:20.880 and that's way below mine and super below Scaries followers, 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.400 and way way way below how many people listen every 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:25.520 week to our podcast. So we wanted to kind of 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.280 get those numbers up. And that's also why I'm spotlighting 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:31.600 a couple of d m s so up close, just 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.319 just up close, said hey, I've been a long time 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.439 listener since moving to the United States inven to the 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.640 Big Show started Brooklyn Boys podcast a few weeks ago, 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:44.840 and Glad I have so many to catch up on. 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:47.840 You guys are hilarious, interesting, and I agree, a great 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:51.560 general interest podcast hard to find these days, so many 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:54.800 of them are so damn niche. I just want to laugh. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:59.160 Best to you and Brody ps as an English PhD 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:03.880 slash pan college professor. I love. They go on to write, 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:08.320 love is luv on purpose hearing the grammar police, but 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.800 don't judge my texting. My thumbs are fat and texting 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:17.360 is hard. Otherwise I'm a skinny short Pisano freely region 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:21.680 and Sardinia f R I U L. If you're looking 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:24.959 for a niche podcast, or niche if you prefer walkers 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.920 and talkers podcast, Yeah, yeah, we have plenty of room 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.680 for more listeners over there. And another one joined another 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.839 one from the d M s uh Deep in the 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:39.120 Bowels of the Brooklyn Boys uh Instagram after Brodie complained 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:42.400 that you don't post about the podcast now, you're oversharing 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.880 real slices know when there's gonna be a new episode. 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.720 And that was um a comment to a picture because 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:54.040 I reposted somebody's dashboard listening to the Brooklyn Boys that week, 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:58.240 and obviously they're saying that I'm over sharing ever since 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.160 you got into my head that I will promote the podcast. 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.840 All right, well you know what more, people said they 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:07.120 like when we promote the podcast. So yes, some of 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.800 you know exactly when they go up. But like today, 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.880 we're doing this on a Wednesday. It'll let you know 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:15.080 it's a day early and it's not the worst thing 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:16.599 in the world. If you get an extra tweet or 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.160 an Instagram store and a few more. We have a 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:24.959 Jess J. Schichel Schieber on Instagram. Love your podcast and 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.840 the Big Show. I'm in Atlantic City this week for work, 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:29.440 and I would love to take my crew to see 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:34.160 Halloween lights. Oopsa and that one's a little old. Any recommendations, 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:38.080 Sorry about that, get back to me next October. I'm up. 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.720 Oh here, here's where the fund starts. I'm a pilot, 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:43.719 by the way, and when I listened to that one 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:47.120 episode about clapping when the plane lands, I cannot care 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:50.880 less if y'all clap, I can't hear it anyway, the 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:55.440 cockpit door cockpit doors closed. However, if it's a bad landing, 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:59.720 the captain will let you know for sure, So don't 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:03.160 say don't say something about a bad landing. If you're 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:07.800 a passenger. Chances are we are already internally punishing ourselves 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:11.080 for it when we go up and like you suck. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:14.160 When they walk off the plane, well, they know they're 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:17.599 saying that. Internally, they know they're like, okay, right, But 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:21.240 in other words, they're beating themselves. No, no, they're beating 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:23.920 themselves up in their heads. So don't so they don't care, 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:26.520 they don't carry the way. They just saying, don't let write, 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.840 don't let them know. They're just I have a plane. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.760 I have a plane question for you. Scary. I saw 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:34.959 a video. Actually I've seen a few videos lately, but 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:38.440 one in particular. People post videos of Karen's who won't 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.839 put their mask on planes and get yelled at and 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:44.400 kicked off the plane. So I saw one video on 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.760 I guess it was TikTok, and the woman was causing 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:49.800 a scene. She wouldn't put a mask on and people 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:54.400 yelling Karen, Karen, and she she slapped the stewardess, the 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:58.600 flight attendant in the face right, and then two very 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.559 large men got up good out of their seats and 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:06.719 said get off the plane. She was so frightened she 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:11.160 got off the plane. So sometimes you gotta stand up. 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:17.200 You gotta help out, you know. Yeah. Um also Vincent Yardo, 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:22.760 Vinnie the Vinny the Guinea twenty one. I love it. 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:28.560 Um made my day seeing the Brooklyn boys masks are 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:32.640 made right here. It drives me nuts. The ship I 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:36.480 find is made in China. He means right right here 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:40.720 in the USA. Right. I'm a fellow Benson hers Dyka 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:45.160 Heights Pison. I've listened to every episode most most more 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.839 than once. You guys make my days go faster. Some 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:50.520 of the ship you two get into, I feel like 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:55.319 only uh one us would get brings me right back. 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.280 One of us bringing brings me right back to growing 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.200 up in Brooklyn. I'm in Freehold now that's New Jersey, 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:03.880 but still have all my friends and family in the neighborhood. 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:06.439 Keep doing what you guys do. Been listening to The 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.199 Big Show since two thousand. Started listening when I was 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.439 still in high school. Did either of you go to 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:16.000 Zavarian again? Very local here and they're saying that he's 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.199 I can't wait till the Rona Ship is over. I 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:21.640 make brick oven pizza, would love to send some of 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:24.040 Oh my god, he sends pictures of his brick ovens 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:27.160 outdoor and look at these pies. Holy ship. Brody, Well, 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.480 when we're back in the studio, absolutely absolutely, I love you, 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:34.160 thanks for listening. Send pizza. Absolutely all right, let me 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:35.920 read one and then we'll move on because we allot 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:39.160 to get to and then later in this podcast, at 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:41.800 the very end, I'm gonna do a roll call, and 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.839 Brody and are gonna new roll calls of people that 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.720 got their free I'm sorry, not free that they bought 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.760 their merchant. Call of people who got free merch you 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:55.120 can go on forever. We'll talk about that too. So alright, 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:58.480 I want to just shout out Nicole Danielle. Nicole underscore 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:02.120 nd I she you guys are the best. I'm following 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:04.319 your rules and listening in order from zero and I 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.960 can't wait to catch up. I'm on episode forty seven. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.840 She put a little uh see no evil monkey emoji 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.720 hashtag late to the party, and she put a slice 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.000 of pizza and a couple of hearts in blue and orange. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:18.880 She totally gets it. So welcome aboard again, I say, 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.760 so many people have just started listening to the podcast 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:25.000 and have like a hundred episodes to go, so hopefully 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.280 by the time you catch up and hear this. You're 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:29.560 you're still listening and your fan and that you heard 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.440 this because you get a long way ago. So the 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.280 first forty seven and everyone knows are the best. After that, 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:40.960 who the hell knows? Um, Okay, so we we definitely 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:44.080 want to get to you giving away free nice. But 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:45.680 I want to play an audio clip because we play 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.840 an audio clip real fast, because we didn't get to 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:52.880 audio last two weeks. I think one piece of audio. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:59.840 This was on the news. This was a secondary level reporter. Um. 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.840 She's not someone who's on a lot, but she was 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:06.360 on and she was doing a report. I want you 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.880 to listen to the report she Um. She's trying to 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.280 say that a group of people was very gung ho 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.680 about what they were working on right now. Gung Ho 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.480 as you as you may or may not know, the 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:23.000 name of a very funny movie from the with Pat Marina. 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:26.000 I hated that. Let me let me I'm sorry, let 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:29.160 me let me change that. A comedy called gung Ho, 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:32.920 I think, directed by Ron Howard. I hated it as well. Sorry, 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.000 I was I was thinking of Night Shift, which is 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:38.600 very funny, but not gung ho anyway, gung Ho, gung Ho, 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:41.360 has a long history of of a term, a couple 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:45.280 of terms that were morphed into from from China. An 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:48.120 Australian guy took the term, and then the Marines got 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.040 ahold of it and they used the term. It means 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:55.240 to be like, yeah, I'm gung ho about it, g 0:15:55.520 --> 0:16:00.920 u n g space ho. Here's the reporter the same 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:04.160 face and have a grateful exit. On the other hand, 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:08.000 you can trust that with a Don Jr. And Eric Trump, 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.640 where they have been much more aggressive, much more gun 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:17.880 ho gun ho gun ho. Right, there's no mispus. She 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.000 didn't like swallow the g It wasn't like she said, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:25.040 gung ho. She said gun yeah, that's no, No, that's 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:28.920 not an accident. She she's applying that that the Trump 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.000 kids who hunt are shooting, going after people with their guns, 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.680 which they are not. I'm making a joke. She said, 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:38.320 they're a gun ho gun ho. Yeah. No, she that 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:42.600 that right. There is somebody who clearly like but that's 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:45.360 what it was her whole life, her whole life, and 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.960 nobody corrected her. Nobody has said, hey, by the way, 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:51.880 it's gun ho. I haven't. I didn't, I didn't tweet 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.440 her anything. I'm not the one to do it, but 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:58.960 someone should, someone should say, hey, hey, honey, it's uh gung. Yeah. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:02.560 Does she think gun home means like going like so 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:05.240 excited they're gonna shoot at you. You're gonna shoot their 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:07.800 guns in the air like they just don't care. Yeah, 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:11.000 So I just so, speaking of grammar police, I hope 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:14.440 our listener who was as a PhD appreciate that it's 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.120 it's And by the way, if you are now tweeting, 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:24.720 you were today years old when you learn this, you're welcome. Yes, yes, 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:30.760 I got a scamboni. You gotta get easy. Yeah, right, 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:35.200 all right, hold on a second. Yeah, yeah, I was 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.320 unprepared because we're going out of water. We don't do 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:41.760 a sound and e and like emails and stuff and right, 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:45.920 that's right. No, no, I recommended I recommended that everyone 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:50.720 use gas station apps, especially during the pandemic. Well, you 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:52.320 don't want to open your window, hand your card to 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:55.760 somebody get their fingers on it, have to interact with people. 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:59.000 So I said, you know, use gas apps. Will you 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:00.639 just pay through the Apple on your phone. You never 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:02.720 have to open the window. It turns the pump on 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:05.280 for you. But I was hit with a Scamboni this 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:07.320 week and when as soon as the music is ready, 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:09.159 I will tell you what happened here we go there. 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:20.160 It is so I am a big fan of BP 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:25.280 British Petroleum, your BP gas stations. They are usually the 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:28.359 lowest price of the gas stations in my area that 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:32.359 accept apps. So I've got Snocco and Shell and BP 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:35.160 and x on. Those are the main ones I use, 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:39.359 and they never have to open open my window. So 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:43.240 there's two BP stations near me that are very affordable, 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:48.120 and then there's another one not near me, ten minutes away. 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:50.800 But if I really need gas, I end up stopping there. 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:54.320 It's like twenty cents a gallon more. I'm not paying that, 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:57.119 that's crazy. But but if I really need gas, I 0:18:57.200 --> 0:19:01.840 might put in I don't know, dollars, you know, let's 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:03.680 just give me ten dollars. I'll over pay in a 0:19:03.720 --> 0:19:05.440 couple of gallons, but then I'll go somewhere else the 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:08.160 next day or whatever. So I go to this BP 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:11.160 gas station and again it's not b peace fault. It's 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:13.720 the guy who works there, or the guy who owns 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:16.200 it made a rule, or the guy is just lazy. 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:21.240 So I rolled down my back window right. I powered 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:25.199 down enough that he can hear me, and I say, uh, 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:27.120 the app, I activated the app, I showed the app. 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:32.080 I said ten dollars regular. He says to me, that's 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:36.320 not how the app works. You have to fill it up. Really, 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:39.280 So I said, hold on, didn't we do this? I 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:43.800 feel like we talked about this on this podcast. No, no, 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:47.240 I have told you this. I may have told you 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:49.760 the story that the guy said that to me. But 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:51.760 here's my realization that I know, and I now know 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:55.639 it's a scam. I fell for it once. I was like, oh, I, 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:58.280 well I didn't I think either. I left. I don't 0:19:58.280 --> 0:19:59.840 want I don't think I filled it up at that price, 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:03.959 so I think I drove off. Okay, he ended up 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:06.320 back at the gas station and he tried that ship 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:08.720 on me again. Well, well, the guy a different guy, 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:11.120 but this time I was prepared scary. You know why, 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:17.040 because I realized that the app and the pump I 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:21.080 don't know when my tank is filled. That is true, 0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:24.760 if you think it through, right, If I get ten 0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:29.680 dollars nothing, the pump doesn't know that my car isn't full. 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:34.280 What if my car only took ten dollars? So I 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:36.520 said to the guy, just stopped pumping the gas at 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:39.320 ten dollars. He didn't want to only sell me ten dollars. 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:42.440 And he and he and he didn't want because maybe 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:44.639 it doesn't let him pre set it. Sometimes when you 0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:46.280 get give me ten dollars, they pump it. They punch 0:20:46.320 --> 0:20:48.040 in ten dollars. You don't want to run up to score. 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:49.800 He wanted to run up the score on you, right, 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:51.720 or he didn't want to not be able to walk 0:20:51.720 --> 0:20:53.879 away and help somebody else, because you don't have to 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:56.399 stand there and turn the pump off at ten dollars 0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:58.840 in convenient, I said, So, I said, you know what, 0:20:59.160 --> 0:21:01.320 just turn the pump off at ten dollars. It doesn't 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:03.639 work that way. Oh, sure it does, I said. The 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:05.399 pump doesn't know whether the my tank is filled or not. 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:07.800 He stood there for a minute, looked at me. When, Oh, 0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:11.560 because I busted him. Yeah, I busted on my busted him. 0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:14.760 So don't take any ship from people, especially if they 0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:17.160 try that bullshit with you that you gotta fill the tank. 0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:20.159 All they're lying to you because the tank and the 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:22.920 pump they don't talk to each other. Another Scamboni is 0:21:23.160 --> 0:21:25.200 and and I don't know if if this is the 0:21:25.280 --> 0:21:27.479 case in your city where you live, If you live 0:21:27.520 --> 0:21:30.399 in a city, um, if you have a metered taxi 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:34.760 camp service, the New York City taxi people they have. 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:39.280 Sometimes they don't feel like running credit cards because obviously 0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:41.639 they get dang that they make less commission on it. 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:45.280 So they'll tell you, oh, the credit card the credit 0:21:45.320 --> 0:21:49.280 card machine is broken, so you can only or you 0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:53.400 can only use cash pay cash only pay cash, which 0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:56.240 they obviously make much more money that way. They'll still 0:21:56.359 --> 0:21:58.600 run your meter. But then when the meter, you know, 0:21:58.680 --> 0:22:02.040 let's say it's like dollars and sixty three cents, and 0:22:02.160 --> 0:22:05.040