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Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst person in the world today. Who's Alex's

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Speaker 1: worst person in the world today. People who can't take

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Speaker 1: good pictures for you? Oh no, you know, when you

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Speaker 1: hand somebody your phone, you're like, can you take the

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Speaker 1: picture for me? Yeah, don't hand it to a dude.

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Speaker 1: Don't hand it to a dude. That's the first role.

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Speaker 1: I can't even tell you how many times I've asked

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Speaker 1: somebody to take a picture of like me and maybe

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Speaker 1: somebody else swim with if we're out somewhere and I

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Speaker 1: look at I'm like, oh, I'll tell you why, Alex.

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Speaker 1: It's because but before I met my girlfriend, I used

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Speaker 1: to take pictures from an angle, which was just pointing up. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But then she I took one of her and she

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Speaker 1: like freaked out. Yeah, oh yeah, that's what happened. See,

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Speaker 1: you have to and some guys, I don't think learn it.

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Speaker 1: Women in general, I know this is a stereotype, but

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's a true stereotype, are very picky

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Speaker 1: about the pictures that they take. Yes, And anytime I've

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Speaker 1: been in public and there's been a couple and she's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: can you take a picture for us, And it's like, sure,

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Speaker 1: I'll spend half an hour. Now, I was like, take

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Speaker 1: it again, I'll tar I'll take it again, to take

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Speaker 1: it again, take it again? You know what, can your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend take it for us or something? You know, if

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Speaker 1: I ever have my daughter Bella around, she's fourteen, if

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Speaker 1: she's ever around, I will have her take the picture

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Speaker 1: over jubil anytime, Oh for sure. But also when she

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Speaker 1: takes a picture, because she's fourteen and she knows the angles,

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Speaker 1: it's a long photo shoot because every time she takes one,

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Speaker 1: we'll be like, okay, we've got to have one by

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Speaker 1: now it's been ten minutes. Yeah no, no no, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: go back right, I want to do something else. And

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Speaker 1: looking at cameras you know, yeah, I'm like, no, we're done.

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Speaker 1: We got it. Well, and kids her age to have

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Speaker 1: like Snapchat. I can't imagine the amount of Snapchat she

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Speaker 1: goes through before actually sending the one that she wants

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Speaker 1: to send. She does take good pictures, yes, so, but

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Speaker 1: with that being said, it's not just about the angles

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Speaker 1: like a little bit blurry, or it's like half the

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Speaker 1: body and you want a full body. It's just like

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Speaker 1: every single time I hand my phone to a stranger,

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Speaker 1: they take the worst picture. Obviously, that's just like general

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Speaker 1: disregard for photos that if you don't like have a

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Speaker 1: blow if you have a blowy photo or half the post.

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Speaker 1: I do feel like it's not that hard to just

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Speaker 1: snap a good photo, and there's I mean, there's been

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Speaker 1: several times where the person, the stranger that I'm asking

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Speaker 1: and take my picture is trying really hard, you know,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll look at it and I'm like no,

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Speaker 1: and the look you want me to take it again,

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Speaker 1: and it's like they just can't get put down my phone.

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Speaker 1: Or the worst is when a stranger takes your picture

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Speaker 1: and they hand it back to like, you're gonna love this.

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Speaker 1: I just made you, guys fall more in love with

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Speaker 1: this picture I took of you as a couple. And

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Speaker 1: you check it later and you're like, we can't make

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Speaker 1: out anything. It looks like you took a picture of

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Speaker 1: two ghosts. Yeah, Alex, what are your keys to take

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Speaker 1: a good photo? Um? It depends. I like to get

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Speaker 1: like a good angle of the person, but also make

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Speaker 1: sure the background looks nice. Portrait mode on iPhone is amazing, right,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, because it makes a person like super clear,

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Speaker 1: but everything else in the background is kind of like

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Speaker 1: a little blurry and it makes the pulp. And then

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Speaker 1: in portrait mode there's like studio light, natural light, black

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Speaker 1: and white light. There's like a ton of different filters

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Speaker 1: in the studio mode. So I've never even heard of

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Speaker 1: any of these things. You're saying, Wow, you would be

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Speaker 1: impressed with the iPhone camera. Well, one of the worst

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Speaker 1: people in the world to me. Ever, My ex actually

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Speaker 1: wanted me to take photography classes because I couldn't. This

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Speaker 1: is where iculous. This story is insane. Check this out.

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Speaker 1: So we were on vacation once, Yeah, okay, and anyway,

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Speaker 1: she wanted to take pictures. That's all she wanted to

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Speaker 1: do there, take pictures. I'm taking pictures. I took so

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Speaker 1: many pictures I've broke. I went through the picture album

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Speaker 1: deleting pictures obviously, and I wanted to delete those anyway,

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Speaker 1: because I took so many thousands, thousand pictures of one post.

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Speaker 1: I had like five or six hundred pictures, no one

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Speaker 1: pose way and in the middle of it. Right, Keep

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Speaker 1: in mind, keep in mind, I am a busy person. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was hosting a radio show at the time, stand

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Speaker 1: up comedy. Also, I'd try to do a million things

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Speaker 1: in a day. You know, if I start writing, I

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Speaker 1: start writing a book every week, and then I don't

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Speaker 1: you know, but there's a lot of things that I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to do personally. And she goes, you need, you

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Speaker 1: need to take some photography classes, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I am very busy. I am not signing up for

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Speaker 1: photography classes. Like I'm gonna go to night school to

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Speaker 1: take photography classes. See you next Tuesday. Yes, absolutely, out

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Speaker 1: of thousands of pictures, if you can't find one, I mean,

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Speaker 1: at that point you've got to realize, hey, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can't find one picture in a thousand anyway. Yes, it

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Speaker 1: is annoying when people can't take good pictures, though very

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Speaker 1: so everybody else who can do good pictures go take

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Speaker 1: some photography lessons. And that's why you're the worst person

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Speaker 1: in the world today. That was Alex's worst person in

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Speaker 1: the world today. That was Alex's worst person in the

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Speaker 1: world today.