Speaker 1: Look, may oh, I see you my own look over
Speaker 1: there is that the culture?
Speaker 2: Yeah goodness, wow, lost cult.
Speaker 1: Dang dong lost culturistas calling.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, tell them what you're chomping on and just
Speaker 2: do one because there's Missifonio girlies who could get upset. Well,
Speaker 2: it's impossible to just do one with Chicago style because
Speaker 2: you won't give you the caramel and the treader.
Speaker 1: Hello, chase, everyone out there, Here we go. I got two,
Speaker 1: I got one to eat. And this is it.
Speaker 2: This is it Cook County Classic, Garrett popcorn chops. This
Speaker 2: is the ship they have at O'Hair. This is as classic.
Speaker 2: This is a Chicago Asvin, This is as Chicago as
Speaker 2: their name on every bad these lips is gonna be
Speaker 2: Garrett Oh.
Speaker 1: A Chicago tradition. She twenteen forty nine.
Speaker 2: I can I say I've not been back to Chicago
Speaker 2: since pre pandemic. Oh, I forget Vin, No, I forgot
Speaker 2: I am a Chicago grow a Chicon. I'm a Chicon.
Speaker 1: What excuse me? It's a Chicon. No, I wouldn't say that. Remember, remember, okay.
Speaker 2: Chicago in the nineties. Let's just I want to bring
Speaker 2: her guest into this. Obviously, she's Chicago. Yes, well yes,
Speaker 2: bulls Oprah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, and I will name a third thing.
Speaker 1: Well home alone.
Speaker 2: I mean home alone, you did it, and this is
Speaker 2: a great tribute to one Miss Catherine O'Hara.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you know, I I go every year, so
Speaker 2: I think I'm a little spoiled.
Speaker 1: You are, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I go there at least once a year, actually because
Speaker 2: I tore in December, which, by the way, nobody does
Speaker 2: Christmas like Chicago, and I'm sorry New York. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: there's like a there's like a corporate feel in the
Speaker 2: way that New York does Christmas buildings. Yeah, I say
Speaker 2: this as the expert, and then you go to Chicago
Speaker 2: and it's just much more lived in.
Speaker 1: It's much more like real Christmas. You can tell everything.
Speaker 1: All the lights are kind of thrown up there. We're
Speaker 1: going to the Wiener Circle and there's a little too
Speaker 1: much of them, you know. I mean, there was no
Speaker 1: corporate voice to rain it in.
Speaker 2: Can I say the craziest New Year's I've ever had?
Speaker 1: Talk about it?
Speaker 2: Chicago, going from Berlin rip to scarlet people throwing up
Speaker 2: in the streets.
Speaker 1: Me and Sam Taggart circa twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: Wow blasting the super Sonic Racing soundtrack. The Sonic the
Speaker 2: Hedgehog soundtrack is full of house classics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one ever.
Speaker 2: When I put on my video game, I want to
Speaker 2: hear those club classics.
Speaker 1: Little Culture number eight.
Speaker 2: When I'm put on my video game, I want to
Speaker 2: hear those club classics. Anyway, Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: So our guests just gifted us these gorgeous garrett and it.
Speaker 1: Lit you up.
Speaker 2: I am so Chicago. I'm activated with Chicago. Best summers,
Speaker 2: best summers in the country are in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's go the song. Oh I love Chicago
Speaker 1: so much. Let's put me in Chanel in Chicago. I
Speaker 1: have not been able to stop singing the song. Put
Speaker 1: mew singing now. It's got to be a Record of
Speaker 1: the Year nominee. Oh that's interesting. I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: about it at some point on the pod. What we
Speaker 1: are going to talk about at this point the pod
Speaker 1: is our guest. Wow, she is.
Speaker 2: I remember I remember meeting her also pre pandemic and
Speaker 2: being like this fucking girl. Yet this met her in
Speaker 2: Chicago because she opened up for me on tour. Love
Speaker 2: absolutely brought the house down at the VIC Theater in Chicago,
Speaker 2: one of my favorite theaters in Chicago, And basically it
Speaker 2: was love at first sight.
Speaker 1: I was love at first sight. She's a Chicon, Chicago Chicon. Well,
Speaker 1: actually we're going to move past this.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to mention the first time I heard
Speaker 2: the term Chai town, Yeah, was which is also is
Speaker 2: it shy or Chai that? So then there's a show
Speaker 2: on Showtime called called the Chai, the Chi the Shy,
Speaker 2: but I thought it might have been called the Shi. Well,
Speaker 2: we're not really the experts here. We have an expert.
Speaker 2: We have an expert here. Her solo show is coming
Speaker 2: out March seventeen. Factics Day Margaret Reatye. It has a
Speaker 2: beautiful stret Sure they want to talk about it really
Speaker 2: shines a light on live, laugh, love culture. Thank Fully
Speaker 2: Thankfully by Journey, she hosts literally life changing.
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called? Thankfully No journeys song is called.
Speaker 2: Faithfully Sorryfully not to be confused with traders, with traders wait,
Speaker 2: faithful Absolutely, this is all stuff we're gonna get clarified
Speaker 2: by our guest who's also an expert on Journey an
Speaker 2: Express Journey. She is a chi Icon. A chicon. I
Speaker 2: can't wait for her to clear this up. March seventeenth,
Speaker 2: check it out YouTube and upright Citizens Brigade distributors. Come on, everyone,
Speaker 2: please welcome Matthew.
Speaker 3: That is so crazy to hear those words. This feels
Speaker 3: the words of your name. Yeah, my own name coming
Speaker 3: out of your mouths.
Speaker 1: Andy Cohen's about to blurt your name.
Speaker 4: Out, I say, when that happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're going behind the bar. So is this
Speaker 2: happening Wednesday night?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but tonight when this comes out and this comes out,
Speaker 1: or we will.
Speaker 4: Come out later, it'll come out Sunday.
Speaker 2: See, no problem. So sorry everyone anymore, watch what happens.
Speaker 4: Preta's tired.
Speaker 1: You know he's got kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: That's about the kids.
Speaker 3: It's shy, thank you. They say shyrish, which my dad
Speaker 3: really doesn't like.
Speaker 4: But the shy. My brother was a set deck on
Speaker 4: the shy.
Speaker 2: Oh my, it's called the shy, the shy, not the
Speaker 2: so do people ever call it the shy?
Speaker 1: You're y'all are lord of the rings.
Speaker 4: That is, that is we should start saying, you should.
Speaker 1: Start saying that.
Speaker 4: Then, of course there was.
Speaker 1: The bad thing.
Speaker 4: People would say hi Iraq when because.
Speaker 3: They were of course, of course, well, people have to
Speaker 3: make everything bad a little bit. Of course, it's actually
Speaker 3: coaching number nine.
Speaker 2: People have to make everything bad a little bit, not Chicago,
Speaker 2: including the person that told me to get a new
Speaker 2: hairstyle today.
Speaker 1: But let's talk about that. I don't. I just this
Speaker 1: is my hair.
Speaker 4: It's thin. What do you want from me?
Speaker 2: Well, first I just take issue with you need Okay,
Speaker 2: so I brought up Maggie's amazing. I just want to
Speaker 2: really shine a line on this because it really kind
Speaker 2: of helped shift to the paradigm a little bit for me.
Speaker 2: It was you were you and John Early were talking
Speaker 2: about bean soup theory. So do you want to explain
Speaker 2: what bean soup theory is?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: So now I understand that it's an actual video girl
Speaker 3: posted on TikTok for a recipe for bean soup. Of course, Okay,
Speaker 3: we all love now. I'm not a bean girl.
Speaker 4: Do you guys like being I love beans? I love
Speaker 4: any suit.
Speaker 3: My dad is, oh, really you need to hang out
Speaker 3: with my dad?
Speaker 1: Your anti bean.
Speaker 4: And it's the battle between me and my dad every day.
Speaker 1: I see the battle.
Speaker 2: What's because you need to be eating beans, white bean lentil. No,
Speaker 2: you can't talk about this. You can't talk about this.
Speaker 4: I can't talk about beans with the bean soup theory.
Speaker 1: Y's talk about the bean supit theory. Well, so a.
Speaker 3: Woman it was like, here's my rescue for bean soup.
Speaker 3: First comment, I don't like being that's it was me.
Speaker 1: Yeah and so.
Speaker 3: But the good thing I will say is I was
Speaker 3: talking about the bean soup theory and this video and
Speaker 3: someone compted, you need a new hairstyle. And then people
Speaker 3: right away were like, this is what she's talking exact
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 2: Said, thank you, which is the thing of Like, so,
Speaker 2: then this isn't for you.
Speaker 1: It's not for you. There's the entirety of human thought
Speaker 1: out there on the Internet. You can just keep swiping.
Speaker 3: Or send it to the group chat, right, so this
Speaker 3: I hate beans and they're probably gonna ignore it anyway
Speaker 3: because it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, you send it to the group chat so they
Speaker 2: can tell you what to think. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean. It's like, hey, I wasn't sure of
Speaker 1: an opinion. What do you guys think?
Speaker 2: And then they the group chat will always have a
Speaker 2: strong opinion that will go dr under ten the.
Speaker 1: Group chat will always have a strong opinion.
Speaker 3: I'm already loving that we have so many rules of culture,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna I listened to this. This means a
Speaker 3: lot to me because I listened to at my desk
Speaker 3: at my job in.
Speaker 2: Chiago, in Chicago, in Chicago, and shoot, I'm Chicago the shy,
Speaker 2: the shy.
Speaker 1: Did you have to eliminate an accent?
Speaker 4: Did I have to? It comes out sometimes about the South.
Speaker 2: I guess, Okay, I shouldn't say did you have to
Speaker 2: eliminate an accent? Because I don't hear it all, like
Speaker 2: when you have a strong one. But it depends on
Speaker 2: Like if I'm with my family a lot, my mom.
Speaker 1: Is like, we're one of the jewels. It's huge.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, uh huh? Can I can I even
Speaker 2: point out? I'm sorry, I don't. I don't mean to
Speaker 2: make you self conscious, even my mom my mom? Yeah,
Speaker 2: can I say?
Speaker 1: I love Midwestern? I love it.
Speaker 3: I almost picked different my culture, but then I freaked out.
Speaker 3: Washed the culture of the Midwest.
Speaker 2: We don't talk about cheese balls or whatever, or cheese balls,
Speaker 2: the big thing of cheeseballs. I'm reducing. I'm bastardizing Midwest culture.
Speaker 2: Here's we're so sweet, we'd love it. First of all,
Speaker 2: I went to I now occasionally will go to Grand Rapids,
Speaker 2: Michigan love because that's where Henry and Ethan live, remember
Speaker 2: Henry anything. Of course, it's all it's all coming out,
Speaker 2: but they live out there now and they have the
Speaker 2: most lovely little life in Grand Rapti's Michigan, and I
Speaker 2: and everyone is It's true what they say, kindness rains.
Speaker 1: Of course, my mind is like rain.
Speaker 4: I think like there's little life remember that.
Speaker 3: What's Yeah, carry started before so long as a trend
Speaker 3: that I think people just show like that eating dinner.
Speaker 1: See, and it wasn't Midwest.
Speaker 4: No, it was all over TikTok.
Speaker 1: Where were you? I don't really do TikTok. I no
Speaker 1: longer have one.
Speaker 4: Because they'll tell you to change your hair, because I'll
Speaker 4: tell you to change your hair.
Speaker 2: But you, I think I feel like you have a
Speaker 2: you have a claim and like a dominance over it.
Speaker 3: I yeah, because at some point it's just like I'm older,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm we're all the same age.
Speaker 2: I think, right, yeah, we're all metal forces.
Speaker 3: Years and I'm just like it's I'm feel like you're
Speaker 3: so millennial about it. It's like, yeah, I am a millennia, right,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be millennial.
Speaker 2: The use of mali is like a bad one, Like
Speaker 2: come on, because it really happened like that. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: it's I'm hoping now it's at the stage where it's
Speaker 2: like people are kind of tired of it. But right, well,
Speaker 2: I I can't wait. No, it's it happens like that
Speaker 2: because as soon as you could put the word elder
Speaker 2: in front of it and had a sustinct.
Speaker 4: On it, right, elder millennial.
Speaker 2: So so like eventually you'll say like elder Z or
Speaker 2: elder gen z or some such you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You didn't have elder gen X. No you didn't. Can
Speaker 1: I say?
Speaker 2: This is a less last singer's fault? What are your special?
Speaker 2: Is called elder millennial? And one of her many specials
Speaker 2: is called that, And I had never heard that before,
Speaker 2: and I was like, elder millennial.
Speaker 4: I opened for her once, I'll give her a call.
Speaker 1: We give her a call.
Speaker 2: Marguerite is the title of your special? Full name, that's
Speaker 2: my full name. It's my grandma's name French Irish for Irish. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's definitely a French name.
Speaker 1: Although what's the story there?
Speaker 3: That's a what did my grandma woes? She have to
Speaker 3: I guess her? What were her parents of too? Of
Speaker 3: course that we have one of those little things in
Speaker 3: my house that like says me and my two brothers names,
Speaker 3: and then like where it's from and the flower associated
Speaker 3: and like what it means, but mine says Spanish, says
Speaker 3: Marguerite to Spanish. Okay, oh interesting, it's royal and pearl
Speaker 3: and royal pearl and in friendship means daisy.
Speaker 1: In friendship means royal daisy, royal.
Speaker 3: Pearl in French, you know, just means daisy. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: it describes. And then it's like my brother Bart, my
Speaker 3: brother Liam.
Speaker 2: Me talk about the brothers because they co directed, they co.
Speaker 3: Directed my special because I was really like, I want
Speaker 3: someone because it's it's just about me. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I want someone who knows me and someone who's not
Speaker 3: afraid to be real with me.
Speaker 4: And they're not at all, but they should be a
Speaker 4: little bit more.
Speaker 3: I do have to say this about my brother Liam,
Speaker 3: is that he's the middle one, the taller, one six
Speaker 3: seven six seven, you know, sorry, of course he when
Speaker 3: you first got us now bon Yang. He said he
Speaker 3: was telling everyone in tell you from Aurora, Colorado, Colorado.
Speaker 3: My brother, we are Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb
Speaker 3: of Chicago.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: He's going to everyone who's going the new sn L
Speaker 3: guy from Chicago. He's telling everyone he meets another Chicago comedian.
Speaker 1: We're so proud.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 2: Some days someone goes, he's from Colorado.
Speaker 3: My brother goes what I've been telling everyone for years
Speaker 3: at bon Yang is Chicago guy. I was accepting it
Speaker 3: because I was like, it's weird. He never did Chicago comedy,
Speaker 3: but maybe he just went right to he.
Speaker 1: Is kind of a Chicon.
Speaker 4: You are a Chican. I never have heard that, but
Speaker 4: I really liked that.
Speaker 2: I made it up today on the way over here
Speaker 2: because I was thinking, oh wow, she's a Chicago icon.
Speaker 3: Chicone called me a Chicago fried comedian once and I
Speaker 3: ran with.
Speaker 1: That Chicago Fried pride comedian.
Speaker 4: Yes, what does it mean?
Speaker 1: We don't know. We don't know, totally Chicago fried comedian.
Speaker 4: You're in New York.
Speaker 1: I think we're New York grilled. New York. Oh interesting grilled?
Speaker 4: You are New York grilled.
Speaker 1: I'm poached. I'm bland as. Oh, that's not true.
Speaker 2: It's people love poached people post.
Speaker 1: I get it. Poached is cute. Sometimes I never get it.
Speaker 4: You hate it, you're trying to stick up for it.
Speaker 2: Poached is good when you're like making soup, because you're
Speaker 2: you're kind of poaching. We'll just like a poach breast
Speaker 2: a chicken moment.
Speaker 4: And what's the difference between that and basting.
Speaker 2: Basting is like you're taking the juices and just like
Speaker 2: re sort of applying it to the protein or the roast.
Speaker 1: No, no, my god. Interesting?
Speaker 3: Interesting, I would I've loved Top Chefs so much and
Speaker 3: I love watching these people and I'm just like, I
Speaker 3: could never do anything they're doing.
Speaker 2: And I'm going, that's disgusting. You're disgusting.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? Please?
Speaker 2: Everyone becomes an expert. Do And with that in mind,
Speaker 2: do you miss Padma? And what do you think about
Speaker 2: the culinary cup?
Speaker 4: Wait? What's the culinary show?
Speaker 1: It's a say actually her new show, which like is
Speaker 1: Top Chef but not.
Speaker 4: I didn't and I was watching.
Speaker 2: It and the trailer for it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I mean, of course, I'm like all in because and
Speaker 2: it's this and I also missed on Top Chef. All
Speaker 2: love and respect to Kristen Kish who was amazing. It's
Speaker 2: just just was a little on Top Chef. Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: She definitely was like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Her delivery style was like did you always fuck up?
Speaker 1: Is this how you cook it? Poachdag?
Speaker 4: Is this a different culture thing?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Right? Right?
Speaker 2: But but what do you think of this? Like that
Speaker 2: there's a new Top Chef that is Top Chef but's
Speaker 2: not Top.
Speaker 4: So then was there drama?
Speaker 3: She want to come back and they were like, oh honey,
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think yoda coda. Oh honey, I
Speaker 2: don't think so. I don't I feel like you never know.
Speaker 2: Maybe she just like saw an offer and was like
Speaker 2: she was making more money. Is it's a her show?
Speaker 2: Probably at the end of the day, at the end
Speaker 2: of the day, at the end of the day, at
Speaker 2: the end of the day. She came on this podcast
Speaker 2: a few years go and we found out that she
Speaker 2: is you know, she wrote a glossary of spices.
Speaker 4: Hello, what did you say?
Speaker 2: She wrote an encyclopedia of spices because she has like
Speaker 2: one of the most developed palettes in the world, but
Speaker 2: which was this we knew?
Speaker 4: So what does that mean? Like you open a book
Speaker 4: and oh yeah, and keep going what do you what happens?
Speaker 2: You open a book and there's you know, there's a
Speaker 2: whole page that's like paprika and what it is and
Speaker 2: don't you go on, yes, I actually need that. I
Speaker 2: think I think everyone needs it. But actually this is
Speaker 2: this is no this. I'm gonna say this for I
Speaker 2: don't think so, honey, or I can we can start now?
Speaker 2: Spices take like the footprint of spices in the home
Speaker 2: is too big, Like I now we gotta buy a
Speaker 2: fucking book now, sorry, Padma, But it's like the rack
Speaker 2: itself is taking up a whole ass counter. But at
Speaker 2: that point it's kind of like when it rains it poorous, right,
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, so you have all the spice rack,
Speaker 2: you might as well have a spice glossary, a spice
Speaker 2: encyclopedia written by a podma, so that they go together.
Speaker 1: Grand and Emma, how often are you touching clove? How
Speaker 1: often are you touching one time of year?
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving also alter throughout the holiday season.
Speaker 2: If you make a say it with me, hot toddy,
Speaker 2: oh my, sort a huge part of hot Toddy.
Speaker 1: It's actually real culture.
Speaker 2: Number eleven close a huge part of hot that's typically
Speaker 2: not even a hot toddy if you don't have them.
Speaker 3: Do you like when the guest goes in with the yes,
Speaker 3: because sometimes I'm like, I don't want to step.
Speaker 4: Out on anyone's toes.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm saying it at home.
Speaker 4: I'm listening to him saying it with you. Guys.
Speaker 2: Our toes are flat step because these things have been flattened. So,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I've got the biggest feet in America.
Speaker 3: Honey, let me see for a girl, I'm not seeing it.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Paris Hilton. She's the only real one
Speaker 3: who started a footline. Foot line I was called then
Speaker 3: just sh up large feet size eleven feet, Paris Hilton does.
Speaker 3: Maybe she got him shrunk, I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 3: at the time, she was like, I'm starting to choose
Speaker 3: for the girls.
Speaker 1: That's even though this.
Speaker 2: Okay, even though crazy, even though the guys are crazy,
Speaker 2: even though those the stars are blind, it really is
Speaker 2: a bop.
Speaker 1: And unfortunately you can't hear it without going.
Speaker 2: Like this, Yeah, I don't understand are the stars blind?
Speaker 1: In fact, you know it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: You got to think about that one. How to think
Speaker 2: about it. You get it a little high and you
Speaker 2: gotta eat the popcorner and think about that.
Speaker 4: Of course, we have a question for you.
Speaker 3: Yes, do you think that the culture of taking out
Speaker 3: the spices from their original thing, putting it in a
Speaker 3: jar and labeling it and then putting it is good
Speaker 3: or bad?
Speaker 1: That is, that's giving like the Internet that I'm not on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I shudder out.
Speaker 2: When I see it, which is like organization, like closet
Speaker 2: organization culture. Yes, which scares me a little bit. It's
Speaker 2: not realistic. This is just my thing with spices and
Speaker 2: spice racks. If we if our life were the sims,
Speaker 2: it would take up an entire time in our home,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like it takes up an
Speaker 2: entire sim square, sim square, And that's what I am.
Speaker 2: Like that, but I'm not using this. Yeah, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? What do you think is hard left?
Speaker 2: Is the Midwest culture? What do you think is the
Speaker 2: Midwest culture that people don't talk about enough?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, because they talk about like food, they
Speaker 3: talk about they're always like you guys eat disgusting cast
Speaker 3: role food. It's like it's it's relaxed pistachio salad. If
Speaker 3: you had that tell it is kind of messed up.
Speaker 3: There's a couple of names for it. Ambrosia salad that's
Speaker 3: very like you here. It's like marshmallows. It's like a
Speaker 3: you can get it at the grocery store. It's gooped up.
Speaker 3: It has apples in it. It's so good. There's also
Speaker 3: a version that has snickers in it. People are serving.
Speaker 3: I'm dead serious.
Speaker 1: Did they call it a salad? Salad is so much
Speaker 1: I think anyone realizes what defines a salad a colum?
Speaker 4: Is there fruit or vegetable in it?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
Speaker 3: Because I was like fruit salad obviously, because I was like,
Speaker 3: is it just vegetable? But there's also fruit?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let us know what you guys think of salad?
Speaker 3: Is I would love to know. I don't know about
Speaker 3: that kind of stuff. No, but I think there's like
Speaker 3: different versions. But you can get at the grocery and
Speaker 3: it's just like a sweet pineapples and it.
Speaker 1: I think, Okay, so so.
Speaker 2: Far we have so maybe you don't know about this.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. Yes, yes, it's really no, this
Speaker 2: is huge. So so far we have marshmallows, apples, pineapple.
Speaker 3: I there's pistachio. Sometimes I think a snickers A salad
Speaker 3: is a separate one. There's definitely one that's like yeah,
Speaker 3: that like, but it's like I think the marshmallows maybe
Speaker 3: melted a little bit.
Speaker 4: I would have made it, but I do. I'll get
Speaker 4: it at the grocery store. I don't. I'm not scared
Speaker 4: to get any of the grocery. Yeah. I want you
Speaker 4: guys to try it when you go.
Speaker 1: I want to, well, what isle in the grocery store,
Speaker 1: what it is?
Speaker 3: Go to the deli and say, that's that green thing
Speaker 3: in a little pound thing or whatever.
Speaker 2: Of course, chicken salad, oh, I said, see that.
Speaker 1: I greeted you with the tuna salad in the air waving.
Speaker 3: I don't eat tuna. And I know my other thing,
Speaker 3: my dad's like, grow up. Me and my dad are
Speaker 3: fighting constantly about what I'm eating. And I'm not like
Speaker 3: a picky, picky eater. Just beans and tunas.
Speaker 1: Is it the smell?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, but I do.
Speaker 4: I did really get into seafood lush two years ago.
Speaker 2: See Midwest people in seafood you have to hold their hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and my my friend from New Jersey helped me.
Speaker 3: She held my hand. Jack felt girl' say her name.
Speaker 4: She tried to.
Speaker 3: First of all, I need to call her out because
Speaker 3: she's like, I'm going to challenge you to say the
Speaker 3: word jardon eira five times on the podcast day. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not going to do that. Okay, this
Speaker 3: is amazing. It almost brought you that to jardon Earra
Speaker 3: is a Chicago relish. Almost you put it, you can
Speaker 3: get it hot or mild. You put it on beefs,
Speaker 3: you put it on pia pizza, pizza sausage, and jardon
Speaker 3: are pizza tavern style.
Speaker 4: When you come, we're going to get that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's good and it's yeah jardon air and
Speaker 3: it's like olives and peppers and it's an oil.
Speaker 1: Oh and this feels like a good thing for the summer, yes, or.
Speaker 3: The you know, yeah, yes, well anytime, anytime I put
Speaker 3: it on a sub.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what do you say? Hogy? Like, what's your no,
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Speaker 3: care but they love that love. That that's. Good that's really.
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Speaker 2: the traditional way or something. Like SO i ALWAYS i
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Speaker 2: tried for like a solid six.
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Speaker 3: WELL i obviously have stopped Saying i'm a, comedian but
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Speaker 4: Minutes Oh?
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Speaker 2: IT i just never liked to stand up as much
Speaker 2: AS i liked doing the other, Things like when in
Speaker 2: a world where there's only so much time to do,
Speaker 2: SOMETHING i liked sketch comedy. MORE i liked doing characters,
Speaker 2: more AND i liked doing the musical comedy.
Speaker 1: More, yeah so it kind of.
Speaker 2: It it not this BECAUSE i obviously have a lot
Speaker 2: of respect for everyone that does stand, up but it
Speaker 2: always felt LIKE i wasn't doing.
Speaker 1: Enough yeah.
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Speaker 3: i started balling my eyes, out like you can do
Speaker 3: whatever you want on stage and people can deal with
Speaker 3: the labels of.
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Speaker 3: think everyone thinks about this for years who listens to this.
Speaker 3: PODCAST i was thinking about this and LIKE i was Like,
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Speaker 3: Night yeah HEAVEN tg, well also the T Or movie
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Speaker 2: video And i'd get a movie and it's usually, like
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Speaker 3: day modern, day what the hell or, go and like
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Speaker 3: them and that's WHEN i was, like, OH i love.
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Speaker 4: can do.
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Speaker 3: Home and then now today like the thought of going,
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Speaker 4: Up there's nothing, better.
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Speaker 4: the recaps Because i'm, like.
Speaker 1: What IS i having trouble follow? Up?
Speaker 2: Yeah i'm, NOT i BUT i do like to watch
Speaker 2: it because it makes me feel.
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Speaker 2: medical terminology but the whole.
Speaker 4: SHOW i never Watched, grays BUT i.
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Speaker 2: LIKE i need more.
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Speaker 4: Up did you Watch Boyman's world and all?
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Speaker 3: you gotta. Stop why was he burning because his thing
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Speaker 3: THIS i was, like oh my, god it's a tough.
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Speaker 2: and just.
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Speaker 2: like they think They're Lisa simon.
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Speaker 2: yeah she's a. Mother she's allowed, to she's allowed SHE
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Speaker 3: TO i like everyone talks about. THAT i was just
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Speaker 2: was like maybe better that it didn't, happen because it
Speaker 2: could have gotten. Weird BUT i do look back AND i,
Speaker 2: think like everyone or not, everyone but a lot of
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Speaker 2: up being straight and are now married with. Kids, yeah
Speaker 2: probably never looked, back you, know but like you look
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Speaker 2: your head told you don't do, this it's.
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Speaker 2: rigid and THEN i. WONDER i do wonder if looking,
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