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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for it today,

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Speaker 1: and the subject is he goes from swave to really

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Speaker 1: smelly really quick. He goes from suave to smelly real quick.

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Speaker 1: All right, but right now, we'll get into that in

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Speaker 1: just a bit. Right now, the nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's frank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for us, nef, Well, you know what

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Speaker 2: level you're looking for? You know, you all got any

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Speaker 2: level you're looking for? What lover you're looking for? A

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Speaker 2: stupid I I know that, and that is the goal.

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Speaker 2: What I'm trying to get you to understand is the

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Speaker 2: levels of stupidity.

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Speaker 3: And I hate out the toplaying games. What's the top level?

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, that's just geniusly stupid. That's definitely let's do it.

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Speaker 3: Let's get to it.

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Speaker 2: That's what you do. Okay, Okay, what it is? Can

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Speaker 2: your wife help me with my thesis? Can your wife? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a thesis.

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Speaker 2: You got to be a Jesus right, a thesis? That's

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Speaker 2: your wife helped me with my is this?

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Speaker 1: Check it out here?

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Speaker 4: It is dog?

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Speaker 2: If you would.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Yeah, who who is it? Hey,

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Speaker 4: Mone ain't ellis? Man? Is this is this down? Is

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Speaker 4: this a husband?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: This mean what up?

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Speaker 4: Hey? I man, listen, my mother is mystery man. She

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Speaker 4: goes to church with with with your wife's moms with

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Speaker 4: mother and uh, I'm actually in med school, man, And

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Speaker 4: they told me your wife she's a she's a nurse.

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Speaker 4: Is that right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she a nurse. But you say,

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Speaker 5: you say your mama go to church with my wife's

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Speaker 5: mama right right now?

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Speaker 4: My mother she goes to church with with.

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Speaker 5: With Okay, then I, uh, when I was.

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Speaker 4: Calling you off for damn, if you didn't mind, I

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Speaker 4: wanted to I'm going I'm getting ready to do my thesis, man,

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Speaker 4: I'm doing my thesis for the end of the year,

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Speaker 4: uh end of the semester man for mad school. And

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Speaker 4: they told me your wife, you know that might be

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Speaker 4: able to help me out. So I was hoping I

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Speaker 4: could talk to her for a second to be on mind.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hold on real quick, all right, hold on, okay,

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Speaker 5: you want to talk to you mama, So you want

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Speaker 5: to talk to you?

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Speaker 4: Hello? Hello, Hey, yes, hey, how you doing. My name

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Speaker 4: is ellis my mother? Did you go to church with

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Speaker 4: your with your mother, and they gave me your number

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Speaker 4: that you might be able to help me out with

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Speaker 4: some stuff. I'm in mad school right now. I'm studying

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Speaker 4: to be a gynecologist, and uh, you might be able

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Speaker 4: to help me out with some things. I wanted to

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Speaker 4: reach out to you if it was cool.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what's your name? Against Ellis and your mom goes

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Speaker 5: to church with my mom's right? Okay, right, okay?

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Speaker 4: What listen? What what what I'm doing is, I'm doing

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Speaker 4: my thesis and you know, this is the this is

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Speaker 4: my big end of the year exam. And what I'm

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Speaker 4: doing is I'm making my thesis a video and opposed

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Speaker 4: to a report. Okay, so every thing is gonna be

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Speaker 4: on video. So what I'm trying to do is actually

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Speaker 4: and maybe examine you and get all that on video.

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Speaker 5: So you say you want to video tape you, I would.

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Speaker 4: Be giving you you know, and I put you, you know,

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Speaker 4: your legs and the stirrups and all that, and just

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Speaker 4: video me doing the actual examination on you.

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Speaker 5: Do you want a video? You want to video tape

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Speaker 5: him giving me all? Hey, what you're talking about? You

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Speaker 5: want to do what again?

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Speaker 4: Do well, see, I'm working on my thesis, man, and

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Speaker 4: what I'm doing my thesis is gonna be a video.

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Speaker 4: So I'm actually video myself giving your wife.

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Speaker 5: What you coming way? You want a video? Came my wife? You.

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Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, brother, this right here from my grade. Man.

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Speaker 4: You know this ain't nothing on a personal tip, man,

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Speaker 4: This is for the grade. You know, your wife being

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Speaker 4: in the medical field.

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Speaker 5: I thought my wife are you talking about? Okay, you

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Speaker 5: want a video? Can of my wife? We got to

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Speaker 5: look at it. Man, if you want you can't.

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Speaker 4: No, man, listen this from my blade here and this

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Speaker 4: ain't but I mean only the profession is going to.

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Speaker 5: Walk your phone. And I'm concerning. You better gonna find

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Speaker 5: somebody else. You ain't gonna do my wife this again?

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Speaker 4: Man, My name is Ellis. Man. I told you know

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Speaker 4: my mama, miss she'd go to church.

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Speaker 5: With come on, and I'm no, we don't know what

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Speaker 5: you what I'm man. We ain't never senior mama. Man,

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Speaker 5: what you're trying to do? You ain't fnna do? No

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Speaker 5: my wife. Man, All y'all, hey, okay.

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Speaker 4: We y'all, let me ask you something. Don't she go

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Speaker 4: a year.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, nobody node change trying to video taking my

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Speaker 5: wife like that? Put but man, this it brother, we

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Speaker 5: gonna find somebody else. Man that man may all that Man,

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Speaker 5: I don't know. You don't know your mama, dog y'all?

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Speaker 4: Man say, okay, can you put me on speakerphone so

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Speaker 4: I could talk to both y'all?

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Speaker 5: No, yea, Now you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Can I say one more thing?

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Speaker 5: Come on video taking my wife?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you ain't talking to my wife.

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Speaker 4: Come mom. I just want to say this. Man, this

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Speaker 4: is Nephew tah Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: You just got branked by your homeboy Doug. Baby, tell.

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Speaker 5: You tell me talking about video taping my wife.

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Speaker 4: Tell me what you got a boy named Doug?

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Speaker 5: Don't you hol on reute? What do you say? Who

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Speaker 5: did that?

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Speaker 4: Doug?

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Speaker 5: Doug and Tony? I won't kick it, man, that's man,

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Speaker 5: I don't count about it. Oh nog man, you had

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Speaker 5: me hot dude?

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Speaker 4: Oh man, y'all all right?

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Speaker 5: Man hunt was being said.

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Speaker 4: Man, hey, man, hey, put what on the movie out

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Speaker 4: at hells? Man?

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Speaker 5: Okay hold all right for let me see I speak.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, uh go ahead, man, okay, Now what I

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Speaker 4: got one thing I gotta ask y'all what is the

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Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the land? Man? Thing? Man?

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Speaker 5: Next time? My wife go back up in there. Man,

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Speaker 5: get up, I'm going.

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Speaker 4: Up in there.

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Speaker 5: Man there, what y'all think? What do we think?

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Speaker 4: You know? You gave me what I asked for.

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Speaker 5: You went to the top.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, it is jeaneusly stupid.

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Speaker 4: That's what you got a job. That's what we think.

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Speaker 2: As as we're all on the same page.

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Speaker 4: Thank god the age we are.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm getting you know. Let me say this. It

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Speaker 2: is now vacation time for nephew Timmy and taking my

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Speaker 2: beautiful wife to Italy. And I am very excited about that.

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Speaker 2: So that is getting ready to jump off. Me and

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Speaker 2: me and my my honey, dip my ride or die.

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Speaker 2: We are going to Italy. And she has used my

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Speaker 2: credit card for some damn first class ticket and I

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Speaker 2: beat damn.

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Speaker 1: What what's a problem.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't one wrong with that other section. It was

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Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that other section. When he in Spain,

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Speaker 2: where did Southwest start going to Italy? There was nothing

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Speaker 2: wrong with that, but that other section, it is a section,

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Speaker 2: right behlf he class half cheaper.

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Speaker 4: We could have done that.

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Speaker 2: I just readly.

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Speaker 4: Half rich.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand you, man, I just don't now now,

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Speaker 2: see upset because they send you this email where you

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Speaker 2: can pick out what you want to eat. So I

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Speaker 2: picked it out and they said they didn't have no

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Speaker 2: more of that. So I told her I was gonna

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Speaker 2: smoke a brisket and bring that on and slices so

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Speaker 2: we'll have something.

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Speaker 4: You're not gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring this brisket on this plane and help

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Speaker 2: ass is sitting up in here in the first class

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Speaker 2: going to with some fall unbelievable, and they're gonna ask

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Speaker 2: the flight attendant to heat it up. You know, if

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Speaker 2: it's possible. If it's possible, what is you going to

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Speaker 2: Italy to eat some damn brisket.

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Speaker 4: I'm eating it on the way. They not.

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Speaker 2: They didn't have what I wanted on the menu, so

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Speaker 2: I decided, hey, we might well do some brands you

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Speaker 2: asked for just out of curiosity. Braid short rip was

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Speaker 2: what it was, and they done ran out, so I

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Speaker 2: guess everybody gonn order before me, So no problem. I

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Speaker 2: bring some brisket. Why are you even making money? Why

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Speaker 2: it's a real man, that's you can't even enjoy first class?

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Speaker 2: He did want to bring a brisket on him? Who

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Speaker 2: don't want to pot brisket? Saying you're the change j

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Speaker 2: What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: I love it, JUNR.

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Speaker 3: Just that top JUNR that got real Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next is my Strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is he goes from suave to smelly real quick.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: The Hardy Morning Show.