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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firms minute Morning Show. All right, here we go, it's

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Speaker 1: a post Wednesday show, as we do the fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: Morning Show podcast. My favorite thing today really was the

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Speaker 1: first caller of the day, a guy who has heard

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Speaker 1: every single one of these podcasts. How many of them

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Speaker 1: are there? Exactly? He was driving from Jacksonville to Texas

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Speaker 1: to move to San Antonio and he used his time

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Speaker 1: wisely by listening to this caved in podcast. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this wonderful podcast took him eight months. Wow, that's great. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for your dedication. So my question

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Speaker 1: is why, I mean, because these these these podcasts really

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Speaker 1: don't have a running theme. They're just anything and everything,

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Speaker 1: and they really just kind of drive all over the road.

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Speaker 1: They really don't have a purpose. I think that's the

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Speaker 1: appeal of it, because you never know what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes people get into a fight, people curse. I have

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Speaker 1: an idea, why don't we use today's podcast to plan

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Speaker 1: tomorrow's show? Something we never do? Hey, straight Ny, Senior

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Speaker 1: Executive producer. We may actually have a little show planning

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Speaker 1: meeting anyone. Okay, that was fast. I'm working on something.

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Speaker 1: That's why. Okay, So you great tea. You have a

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Speaker 1: lot of times you say I don't do anything, but

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Speaker 1: today I really did something. Great. Is the kid at

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Speaker 1: the front of the class with his hand always up.

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Speaker 1: I never sat at the front of the class ever.

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Speaker 1: I always sat in the back always. Okay. So around

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Speaker 1: the long, the elongated penis shaped table, we have Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: we have Scary, we have Dave Brody, and we have

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Speaker 1: great t at the tip of the penis, and then

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Speaker 1: we have Garrett, and then we have Danielle, and then

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Speaker 1: of course straight night to the right, on the on

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Speaker 1: the right qutum, the right of the quatum. Alright, so

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Speaker 1: at the tip. So I was thinking of of a

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Speaker 1: game and I want to call it did you know?

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Speaker 1: So we'll do is. I will come in with my

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Speaker 1: clothes on, and we'll play did you know? And I

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Speaker 1: can ask you let's say, I don't know, however many

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Speaker 1: articles of clothing I have? And then for every question

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Speaker 1: that you guys get right that I don't stump you on,

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Speaker 1: I have to take off an article of my clothes.

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Speaker 1: First of all, uh, please don't use the word stump

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Speaker 1: while talk is the Second of all, this is stripped

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Speaker 1: do you? Did? You know? So it's strip right there

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Speaker 1: you go, strip? Did you not? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't know about that, but I don't mind, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't mind a nice, you know, quiz show type contest,

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Speaker 1: but the clothing thing. That's well, like I would say

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Speaker 1: to you, let's play right now. How many of us

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Speaker 1: are in here? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

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Speaker 1: There's seven of us in one of you. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: why don't you go to us and ask us a question.

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Speaker 1: If we get it right, great, If not, that person

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Speaker 1: on purpose, that guy leave the studio. You have to

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Speaker 1: come up with like like like a group answer can't

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Speaker 1: be like individually because if two people are the same

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Speaker 1: to leave. This as seven different questions, seven each person.

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Speaker 1: That's a different question. Okay, that's a good way. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure we'll all want to answer correctly because we don't

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Speaker 1: want anyone to know we're stupid. All right, Well, here

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Speaker 1: then question number one. I know that Scary before, Well,

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Speaker 1: this one could be perfect for him for Scary because

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Speaker 1: he's left handed. Okay, alright, So Okay, so scary you're

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Speaker 1: left handed? Right? Alright? So a question is are there

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Speaker 1: Another person? All right, well, who wants to be the

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Speaker 1: next guy? That's not okay? Um oh, this is good.

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Speaker 1: Okay true false, North Dakota false? Go go go Ralph? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Elvis for you? True false. Ralph Lauren's original name was

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Speaker 1: Ralph lift Ships. Yes. True, that's correct. I mean false.

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Speaker 1: to I have an animal question? An animal question? Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: Rabbits true false. Rabbits like liquor ice, liquoriceoric I didn't

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Speaker 1: for rabbits like liice. What was the last time Alex

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Speaker 1: not that smart. He reads questions, so you can't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you're question to Gandhi is a true false truth false?

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Speaker 1: Rabbits like licorice. I hate licorice. I'm gonna say, sure,

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Speaker 1: you heard at the beginning of this podcast, weird actually

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Speaker 1: having a meeting for tomorrow show. Okay, I'll come up

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Speaker 1: who wants this one? It's gonna Daniel Daniel, Okay. The

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Speaker 1: most commonly used letter in the alphabet is what, oh God,

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Speaker 1: the most calm. I'll give you a hint. It's a vowel.

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Speaker 1: you go, right, so Brody or Garrett or streaming up, um, Garret, okay, true? False?

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Speaker 1: Do reindeer like bananas? True? That's how do you, guys, Garrett? So, yes,

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Speaker 1: the Brooklyn boys know nothing. He knew the answer. He

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Speaker 1: sent of the American population have an extra rib alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: let's see lemons contain more or less sugar than strawberries.

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Speaker 1: said sweetness or something like what. Okay, a bear, Oh,

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Speaker 1: my injection. Alright, Gandhi, yes, alright, his teals with food.

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Speaker 1: I promise, okay, Gandhi, Yes, true false. Unless food is

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Speaker 1: says unless food is mixed with saliva, you cannot taste it, Daniel. Yea,

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Speaker 1: that's wrong. You're doing this purpose it's October. Right, it's no,

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Speaker 1: it's it's August, Nate, You got that wrong. Do I

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Speaker 1: It's the Hawaiian alphabet, Nate. The Hawaiian alphabet has only

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Speaker 1: twenty letters. True false false. That's correct, right, it only

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Speaker 1: You're ready, okay. Armadillos, I mean armacdillos. Armacdillos have more

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Speaker 1: There's no way. There's no way, Barrett, Now, it's only you.

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Speaker 1: Did you know? Is this true or false? Elvis's middle

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Speaker 1: name is Aaron? Uh? True? That is um? Oh? That

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Speaker 1: That's that's fall, that's wrong. Cats spends sixty six percent

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Speaker 1: Now if you leave? Oh did you I flared again?

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Speaker 1: You spell that one? Why are you all leaving? Now?

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Speaker 1: the rest of the day. Scotty, Scotty, Pat you want

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Speaker 1: it's because I farted twice now and now I have

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Speaker 1: And I don't mean all right, listen, here's the thing

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Speaker 1: have to ask you guys that are left listening. Your

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Speaker 1: foot has twenty six bones in it? Is that true? Full?

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Speaker 1: then your foot has twenty six bones in it? True? False? Audience,

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Speaker 1: because this is a podcast. So evidently it is true

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. I'll be more prepared tomorrow. I

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Speaker 1: and I'll stop finding fifteen minute morning show