Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Friend, your voice is deep, it's yeah, what you've been doing?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Uh you know, I'm just going back to my gravelly
Speaker 3: thoat roots. I had a sleepover last night, say I was.
Speaker 3: I was at a sleepover last night, like.
Speaker 1: A like a like a party.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess you could say that a party
Speaker 4: for two people.
Speaker 2: Oh girl, you have me set up for something.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, bitch, did you do an orgy? What's good?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I had a little orgy or organdem Orge orgy,
Speaker 2: Yvonne orgy. Anyway. Uh, that's what's happening here. My manager
Speaker 2: is messaging me, really sure what's happening? She said, your
Speaker 2: production is slowly starting to get back up. If you're
Speaker 2: okay with being on camera, then I'll let them know.
Speaker 2: Just gotten a veil check for something you taped in February.
Speaker 2: Why did I take in February?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is it a cool back? Maybe it might be
Speaker 1: a cool girl.
Speaker 2: You might have booked m I don't remember what I
Speaker 2: what I auditioned for in February, but boom gay put
Speaker 2: itselfie but self taping my phone to see what pops up? Sidney,
Speaker 2: how are you doing today? Friend? Had to run back,
Speaker 2: you know, run back, because I you know, I'm on
Speaker 2: the run, on the run tour. I went to Joshua
Speaker 2: Joshua Tree, which is two hours out of LA and
Speaker 2: it's a desert.
Speaker 4: And a lot of cartoon character trees.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a lot of kyote ugly no, no, no,
Speaker 2: the wiley, you know what I mean, not a Catieu, scorpions,
Speaker 2: all that good stuff. And so you went. We went
Speaker 2: there in the dead of the heat. We y'all know
Speaker 2: who he is. And I don't need to say who
Speaker 2: we You know you're already you're already doing too much,
Speaker 2: which is fine, totally fine. But yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm glad that we mean, it was very romantic.
Speaker 2: But sometimes niggas just shouldn't be in the desert. That's
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that I pouldn't be in put that on.
Speaker 1: God period, it's very dusty.
Speaker 2: There was no wap, and if it was wapped, it
Speaker 2: was because it was a thousand degrees and the pussy was.
Speaker 1: Sweaty, so it was he was.
Speaker 2: Yes, damn drip, drip came through dripping, but not the
Speaker 2: type of drip that I don't think anybody on this
Speaker 2: call once so you drafted Joshu history. Is it full
Speaker 2: of people?
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's not like that.
Speaker 2: It's it's just like there's a town and then there's
Speaker 2: Joshua's tree, and.
Speaker 1: I feel like Native Americans are there.
Speaker 2: But I'm okay, so left.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but we really didn't see that many people.
Speaker 2: And we went to Sonics, which I've never been before,
Speaker 2: but I'll try anything once and m m it. Sonic
Speaker 2: is where Paris and Nicole had that job that one episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had on roller skates.
Speaker 2: Because I've never been to Sonic either. Yeah, okay, Sonic,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't recommend it for anybody. The slushies
Speaker 2: were all right, the tatotops were cute. If I was
Speaker 2: offered a million dollars to work one shift at Sonic,
Speaker 2: you would do it.
Speaker 4: I couldn't do it because I can't skate.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: You would figure it out, so it stop. For a
Speaker 1: million dollars, I would teach if.
Speaker 3: They were If they were like a million dollars, like,
Speaker 3: show off to Sonic right now at five pm to
Speaker 3: work the evening shift tonight, and you are not allowed
Speaker 3: to fall.
Speaker 1: Oh the well the fallen I mean, well.
Speaker 2: I can help you on access, but just crawling on
Speaker 2: my knees to everybody's card. Okay, so you go to Sonic.
Speaker 2: They are bringing you food on skates. It's not good.
Speaker 1: No, it's.
Speaker 2: I got uh the popcorn chicken, popcorn chicken. The barbecue
Speaker 2: sauce very poor. I'm just it's it's like thick. It's
Speaker 2: not it's not real barbecue sauce. It's kind of like
Speaker 2: when I think of Barbie barbecue sauce. So I think
Speaker 2: it should be thick. You're saying it should be watery,
Speaker 2: talking about rich rich rich, thick like clump to like
Speaker 2: you dip it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't dip right, It's like, oh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's hard. It sucked.
Speaker 2: But you know, when you're in the things don't taste
Speaker 2: as bad. But actually it tasted bad.
Speaker 1: So I actually didn't even I.
Speaker 2: Guess you're not in love. Friend. But before we even
Speaker 2: get food, our car got stuck in the sand and
Speaker 2: we had to.
Speaker 1: Shovel ourselves out of it. And it was.
Speaker 2: A million degrees and like I'm in like booty shorts,
Speaker 2: this person is in sweats. Like it just we're two
Speaker 2: brown people in the middle of the road that nobody
Speaker 2: goes on.
Speaker 1: It was. It was deserted.
Speaker 2: But the Airbnb people came and they were trying to
Speaker 2: shovel us out, and they were hippies. I was like,
Speaker 2: we're gonna be stuck here. We're just gonna die. And
Speaker 2: so when you're stuck in a hole, you have to
Speaker 2: dig deeper into the hole to get sand.
Speaker 1: It was sand like gravel. It wasn't like a regular like.
Speaker 2: Road, right. But I'm saying, like if I've so, like
Speaker 2: the front of the car was in the hole, in
Speaker 2: front of the car in the car one tired.
Speaker 1: The car is low.
Speaker 2: It's a low car, like the the body of the
Speaker 2: car is very low to the wheels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's like a race car or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Tokyo drift.
Speaker 2: Okay, lesbians be doing it too fast, too furious.
Speaker 1: And it just we were stuck for an hour and
Speaker 1: a half. I really was.
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, well, I guess I can die in these
Speaker 2: black shorts.
Speaker 1: I guess that's all work.
Speaker 3: I feel like booty shorts are the best shorts to
Speaker 3: be stuck on the street end, because you know, you
Speaker 3: can move your legs better. And also like if a
Speaker 3: car drives by and see if you guys in trouble yet,
Speaker 3: ass is already out, so they're more likely to be
Speaker 3: like boop, hey, you guys need a hand.
Speaker 2: I was not that tight. I would did not look
Speaker 2: like hitch hiker ready, bad bitch. It was like she's
Speaker 2: just she's got diabetes. Her sugar is low, like drenched
Speaker 2: in sweat. Like I wasn't even shoveling, and I had
Speaker 2: to take a seat. I was like dehydrated. I was.
Speaker 1: I was trying to give her a shade. It was.
Speaker 1: It was embarrassing, and I was like, she's gonna leave me.
Speaker 1: She's gonna leave me because.
Speaker 2: She's gonna leave you because you didn't help her shovel
Speaker 2: out of a hole in the desert. I tried like
Speaker 2: we took her shoes and were like taking the sand out.
Speaker 2: It was so bad. It was so tacky and just
Speaker 2: not hot. And let me tell you what happened. Let
Speaker 2: me tell you how God comes through. What do what
Speaker 2: did he do? That Mexican man in a pickup truck
Speaker 2: comes out of nowhere and they were like, wow, this
Speaker 2: is crazy. Nobody comes down this road except our dumbasses.
Speaker 2: He has a truck, we have rope. And then he
Speaker 2: pulls us out. He pulls us out. He doesn't speak
Speaker 2: need English at all. And this is what I'm tired
Speaker 2: of people saying, hey do you They say, oh, you
Speaker 2: know Espanol, and they're like, oo, no, bitch, that's the
Speaker 2: only word you know in Spanish. Don't say a little
Speaker 2: bit you you don't know any Spanish. You can't help us.
Speaker 2: This man is speaking, you know, nothing like her and
Speaker 2: the area b people were like, yeah, he's a little Spanish.
Speaker 2: No y'all don't because you're saying I speak a little Spanish.
Speaker 1: Why are you saying it in English?
Speaker 2: The fuck?
Speaker 1: Mm?
Speaker 4: So they don't speak no Spanish, No they don't.
Speaker 3: But he was able to communicate with them well enough
Speaker 3: that he can pull out, So maybe they just I
Speaker 3: don't know, the world's greatest choreography with I.
Speaker 2: Took like I did a you know, rope. I put
Speaker 2: some around my neck and I was like, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not laughing at that in this economy, no, okay.
Speaker 3: So then you get the Joshua tree and then what
Speaker 3: the hell are you guys doing in the desert? You
Speaker 3: dig yourself out of the dirt, you building sand castles?
Speaker 1: Her friends are there who have like a much better house.
Speaker 1: We're in an RV. We're doing we're doing it.
Speaker 2: We're like r in the desert left and when in
Speaker 2: Rome and hmmm, I never want to go back to Rome,
Speaker 2: No I do, but just like get a nice house
Speaker 2: because we're in an RV and.
Speaker 5: Mhmm, you need a car that's further above the ground.
Speaker 2: The little midside s uvation.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, And she's like, they should have said that in
Speaker 1: the Airbnb.
Speaker 2: They should have left that in the notes. And I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, they should have left a lot of
Speaker 2: things in the notes, but they didn't because they want
Speaker 2: people to come.
Speaker 1: They want people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like what are the things?
Speaker 4: What are the things that you need to know when
Speaker 4: you're looking for in Airbnb?
Speaker 3: Like because Okay, so I decided that I'm going to
Speaker 3: take a trip for my birthday in September.
Speaker 4: Right, We're gonna go to Tuloom, and.
Speaker 3: So I'm looking at because that's the only place to
Speaker 3: still taking American passports in Mexico, which is hilarious to me.
Speaker 2: They should not be letting us in. They should be like,
Speaker 2: I know so many people, We're gonna build a wall. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's been so many people that have gone on too
Speaker 2: loom Already, every time I log onto Instagram, I'm some
Speaker 2: six other people that I follow are into loom. So
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: So I decided that I want to do that. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be a little girls trip. My sister is coming,
Speaker 3: which is gonna be interesting because I don't really think
Speaker 3: that we traveled that well together.
Speaker 1: But this is gonna be interesting.
Speaker 2: This is I'm excited to see that because I've never
Speaker 2: seen this out of all years we've been friends.
Speaker 3: So this because this should be fun, what me and
Speaker 3: my sister being in the same place for multiple days.
Speaker 2: Together and me being there too, you know, because I'm
Speaker 2: kind of like the third sister.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just I just got a very clear visual
Speaker 3: of how irritated I'm gonna be in Mexico. But no,
Speaker 3: I don't really think that because even like I was
Speaker 3: with my sister this weekend, we went home to see
Speaker 3: my mom, and my sister will say stuff to like
Speaker 3: provoke me, and she was trying this weekend and I just.
Speaker 4: Was like unbothered. I just was like, oh that's how
Speaker 4: you feel.
Speaker 2: Cool? M Okay, great, We're we're not washing our hands today. Great.
Speaker 3: Like I just I don't know she she kept trying
Speaker 3: to poke me and I felt it happening and I
Speaker 3: just was like, no, I'm not gonna take the bait today,
Speaker 3: so September might be good.
Speaker 1: That's gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I also like, and you.
Speaker 1: Know, I'm scared of your sisters, so I'm not even
Speaker 1: gonna be provoking that. And I'm been looking like.
Speaker 2: That's a lie.
Speaker 4: I feel like you are gonna provoke everybody literally like
Speaker 4: your do.
Speaker 1: You guys just pass the salt? Please?
Speaker 2: Can you just pass the whop the wop?
Speaker 3: But anyway, so I'm looking at all these airbnbs down there,
Speaker 3: and you know.
Speaker 2: You need to know a couple of things. You need.
Speaker 2: You need clear photos.
Speaker 3: You need to know how close you are or how
Speaker 3: far you are from the airport.
Speaker 1: Your photos from like last year, they not gonna be recent.
Speaker 3: But that's why I like looking at reviews too. I
Speaker 3: love looking reading reviews for products. I won't write one,
Speaker 3: but I will scroll down and read the one star
Speaker 3: reviews and the five star reviews, and then I sort
Speaker 3: them by most recent to see what's changed.
Speaker 1: We fucked out, but there was only two reviews on there,
Speaker 1: and that was that was our fault that's that was
Speaker 1: our fault.
Speaker 2: But and you checked them after the fact. No, if
Speaker 2: there's two reviews on anything that's not good, that means
Speaker 2: there's not enough people that have went there to let
Speaker 2: you know what's the realms.
Speaker 1: Yo, you know, right right right.
Speaker 2: If there's a thousand reviews, you can skim through twenty
Speaker 2: and like get a real gist of if it's good
Speaker 2: or bad.
Speaker 3: If there are a thousand reviews in a room, you
Speaker 3: only need one review, one bad review. But it's the
Speaker 3: photos that still trick you because like we'll see something
Speaker 3: and it's not really to scale. Like even when I
Speaker 3: was in when I did my e prey Hole last year,
Speaker 3: I did a couple of airbnbs, and you know, like
Speaker 3: I would walk into one. There was one that I
Speaker 3: had to like walk through a courtyard and I was like.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna make it out of it. Somebody's gonna
Speaker 2: murder me in this house. Yeah, And obviously I didn't die,
Speaker 2: because I'm still alive now.
Speaker 3: But like, the locks weren't real on the doors. I
Speaker 3: felt like the locks were stickers. It just it wasn't
Speaker 3: It didn't feel safe. And I don't know why I'm
Speaker 3: thinking about that right now because I suppressed that memory.
Speaker 2: It was probably the worst Airbnb I've.
Speaker 1: Ever still, Yeah, why the locks were the locks and film.
Speaker 3: It just like it was a weird Yeah, the locks
Speaker 3: weren't like real locks.
Speaker 4: The apartment wasn't that easy to get in and out of?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the same thing we were having issues with
Speaker 2: the luck on the RV.
Speaker 1: It was yo. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: When I it took some who ha, I got you
Speaker 2: walled and check, I was like woo saw.
Speaker 1: It was like, Okay, everything's gonna be fine. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that I'm on medication because the old
Speaker 2: me would have flipped out. I would have cried at
Speaker 2: least twice. I would have been so bad to be it.
Speaker 2: But okay, so now, so the person that you're with,
Speaker 2: you got to see them under pressure, and you learn
Speaker 2: a lot about somebody. Yeah, when they're under pressure, What
Speaker 2: did you did.
Speaker 3: You see anything that you like? Do you think that
Speaker 3: this person is a goop problem solver? Like, talk to
Speaker 3: us about how you felt watching them dig out the.
Speaker 1: Whole great problem solver was still really nice to people.
Speaker 2: M I mean, I knew what she was thinking in
Speaker 2: her head because she had said it before they came
Speaker 2: in the picture, but like just kept her composure, just
Speaker 2: really strong team player. Just yeah, somebody that I can
Speaker 2: see very long term.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh okay, it was because the voice dipped a
Speaker 4: little bit.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, just like just really I was very surprised.
Speaker 2: And if I was her looking at me, I'm like,
Speaker 2: damn this bitch. Oh she got his fucking finty highlight.
Speaker 2: That's why she got this sexy this sexy useless beach. Exactly,
Speaker 2: sexy useless beach. Whatever. You have other strengths, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: like so.
Speaker 1: My strength, which is Andrew.
Speaker 2: I wanted to include you in the conversation because I
Speaker 2: felt like you were just really far back and not
Speaker 2: really in.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is kind of just boring to you, but
Speaker 1: like you.
Speaker 5: Know, oh wait, what do you mean? What are you saying?
Speaker 2: I just want, you know, trying to get your thoughts
Speaker 2: on things. Have you been camping before?
Speaker 5: If not camping, I went to sleep away Camp a
Speaker 5: few times.
Speaker 1: Not the same, we are not the same.
Speaker 2: So slip Away Camp is a cabin upstate for kids.
Speaker 5: Upstate. It's in New Jersey.
Speaker 6: Uh, that's when I went to at least, but yeah, no,
Speaker 6: I went like when I was like in fourth and
Speaker 6: fifth grade during the summer, that was fun. The first
Speaker 6: like few units really fucked me up because I was
Speaker 6: like I literally not like survive like without being at
Speaker 6: my parents, but then like yeah, and then by the
Speaker 6: end of it it's like, Okay, I can actually do this.
Speaker 6: And then you finally go home, right and.
Speaker 2: You get home and you're like, ugh, I miss I
Speaker 2: missed the lake.
Speaker 6: I would always like yeah every time I would get
Speaker 6: home from camping because I wouldn't poop the entire time.
Speaker 5: Sorry, this is like tm I, but I wouldn't with
Speaker 5: the entire time, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, wait, you wouldn't poop for how many weeks?
Speaker 5: It was only like a week long.
Speaker 1: It's a long time to be backed at my friend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6: And so when I got home it was like it
Speaker 6: was crazy every single yes, so much.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know what it is like.
Speaker 6: Have you ever like when you go on vacation, like
Speaker 6: you don't poop for whatever reason, you have this problem.
Speaker 2: I think when you're on vacation, you're not eating like regularly,
Speaker 2: or you're not eating necessarily good food when you're on vacation,
Speaker 2: So maybe that's why you're poop. Schedule changes.
Speaker 3: But I don't think that I have a hard time
Speaker 3: pooping on vacations. I have a hard time pooping in
Speaker 3: people's houses that I'm sleeping with.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never never encountered Marie pooping ever, that's crazy, yes, insane,
Speaker 2: Like I've never, I've never because I am a zoru
Speaker 2: ninja oka.
Speaker 5: Ninja never around. Have you seen kidney poop?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, Sydney has blown up my bathroom many
Speaker 2: a time. I have no qualms about, you know, dropping
Speaker 2: not kids, adults, you know, d.
Speaker 1: Off like senior citizens.
Speaker 2: I'm dropping, yes, yes, dropping Nana's off at the pool.
Speaker 3: At sleep away camp, which is the toilet. No, I
Speaker 3: just I don't know. I I'm a nervous peer.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense?
Speaker 3: Like if there are people in the room and they
Speaker 3: can hear me peeing in the bathroom, then it's hard
Speaker 3: for me to start peeing.
Speaker 5: Finally, we should turn on the faucet.
Speaker 3: You don't do that sometimes, but like if I'm in
Speaker 3: like if I'm at Comedy Central or I'm like at a.
Speaker 5: Place in public bathroom.
Speaker 3: That's where it's hard for me to pee and I
Speaker 3: can't just turn the water on a lot of them.
Speaker 3: You got to lean on the thing and then you
Speaker 3: run to pee and the thing stops dripping like it's right.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, and I just feel like, damn it.
Speaker 2: They don't think I'm taking a dump in here quietly,
Speaker 2: but I'm just trying to pee. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: guess that's something I need to get over because nobody
Speaker 2: actually cares. I've been in bathrooms before.
Speaker 3: I heard people taking full on, like like at home
Speaker 3: dumps before.
Speaker 1: I would love to hear what you're working memory. Is
Speaker 1: it like a blue blue or something like yo yo?
Speaker 1: After you have fucking sonics?
Speaker 2: It's like, but you people only et sonics. But I
Speaker 2: thought it was just called sonic.
Speaker 1: Oh, sonics.
Speaker 2: I think it's one thing.
Speaker 1: But it's it's it's sonics.
Speaker 6: It's like, you know, oh, that would be like like
Speaker 6: a few different sonics.
Speaker 2: It's it's McDonald's. It's not Burger Kings. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: it's just sonic.
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, all these places.
Speaker 2: They're bad for you anyway. Fanny. It looks like you
Speaker 2: are yawning.
Speaker 1: You had a I didn't sleep last night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're drinking a red bull.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually sleep last night because the door kept rattling,
Speaker 2: and I was like, someone is gonna come in here,
Speaker 2: and Texas change chain saw massacre us.
Speaker 3: That's the biggest That's my biggest fear as a as
Speaker 3: a person is that. Actually, guy said, I have two fears.
Speaker 3: My top two fears are one I'm gonna fall down
Speaker 3: and million dollar baby myself, or two I'm gonna leave
Speaker 3: my house and go somewhere kind of secluded and Texas
Speaker 3: chainsaw massacre myself.
Speaker 2: So where is the r V.
Speaker 4: Is it like in a lot?
Speaker 2: Is it like eight mom? Everybody the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: It is like woo by.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's just in the middle of the desert.
Speaker 2: And then the host of the airbnb their house is
Speaker 2: right next to it. So I was like what are
Speaker 2: they doing here? But I also was like okay, great. But
Speaker 2: then I was like, oh, you know how the movies go,
Speaker 2: They kill the niggas first, so they would definitely come
Speaker 2: the RV kill us, and then you know, they would
Speaker 2: hear us getting killed, and they would already be in
Speaker 2: the you know, truck ready to go. No no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 2: they were away. Yeah, they wouldn't be they wouldn't be
Speaker 2: in their truck if they heard you guys getting killed.
Speaker 3: They would come investigate. Okay, and the screen door is
Speaker 3: obviously unlocked.
Speaker 2: And the Sydney and you know, I'm loud, you know,
Speaker 2: like I'm screaming I'm going live because I'm like, well die,
Speaker 2: I might as well go live. Yes, hashtag SID can die.
Speaker 1: Can't die, SID can cook and it can also die.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I would hope that it would go viral, you know,
Speaker 2: and I hope somebody'd be like alive or a horror
Speaker 2: horror movie, A horror movie, a horror movie. I want
Speaker 2: you to do my horrmores horror.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that was cool.
Speaker 2: Sucky part is like they can hear anything and everything.
Speaker 2: So we watched it. We watched the stars. I saw
Speaker 2: the Big Dipper that got me wop.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, oh my god.
Speaker 2: You would see the stars because there's like no city
Speaker 2: lights or whatever.
Speaker 1: It was really beautiful and just like romantic.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, I just I see why
Speaker 2: people be getting pregnant, Like.
Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, yeah, you see white people be getting pregnant
Speaker 3: in the desert or just in general.
Speaker 2: You see why people get pregnant? Yeah, like you you
Speaker 2: see something nice like that, and you get on warm
Speaker 2: inside and you're like, come inside me. I literally have
Speaker 2: never said the words those three words come inside.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because.
Speaker 2: That's why it's so wapsis because it's a lot of
Speaker 2: residuals in there.
Speaker 1: Stand just dumping magic.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, it's a marge literally, Andrew, what did you say?
Speaker 5: It's all deposits in Sydney is a little.
Speaker 2: Deposits. I'd like to make a you like, I can
Speaker 2: see the big that is. That's the title, depositive deposits on.
Speaker 5: You said sexy useless speech earlier.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: That second that, I'm yes, that's beach. Okay, So what
Speaker 2: else is left? Friend? Oh?
Speaker 1: Obviously you know the sex came and it was great.
Speaker 2: The sex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had sex.
Speaker 2: And oh you mean last night?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you lay a blanket on the ground and do
Speaker 2: it under the stone? No, bit, we were bad. I
Speaker 2: don't I'm not trying to do none of that. It's
Speaker 2: scorpios and fucking ants.
Speaker 1: And I mean scorpions.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you said it and I didn't even
Speaker 2: what I meant. I'm like, yes, scorpios abscription.
Speaker 5: There's people like me just like sort of just like
Speaker 5: crawling around.
Speaker 2: She knew what the I meant, and that's why and
Speaker 2: that's why I with ma, because she don't have to, like,
Speaker 2: you know, try to correct me.
Speaker 1: She knew what the funk I meant.
Speaker 2: That's sister, were, Yes, we're this somebody trying to say
Speaker 2: the word dyslexic the other day and he said it wrong.
Speaker 2: It was the funniest thing that I said.
Speaker 1: Somebody that you're not letting come inside you.
Speaker 3: Yep, somebody you're not letting come inside me said this
Speaker 3: dix lexic or something like that.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was something. I was like, that's
Speaker 2: not how you say that word. That's why he's not
Speaker 2: allowed to come inside me because he don't really know words.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 4: He's okay anyway.
Speaker 1: No, no, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to say anything. Fuck, I wasn't going
Speaker 2: to say anything. Friend, Savage twenty.
Speaker 1: It was nice.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean Savage twenty is I think what
Speaker 2: you wear? A friend? So the fact that I'm not
Speaker 2: a brand ambassador, well, the thing is that I've definitely
Speaker 2: gained weight this this summer, which is fine. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm happy that I've gotten a little thicker.
Speaker 1: But it's time to it's time.
Speaker 2: What's it time for? Just cut back on trash. You know,
Speaker 2: I gotta get some lemon grim and I'm cute and
Speaker 2: just you know, because I'm trying to go what are
Speaker 2: we doing? What are we doing to? Well?
Speaker 3: No, you don't want to be like me. I got
Speaker 3: on a scale at my mom's house this weekend and
Speaker 3: I lost four pounds. So devastated, But I think it's
Speaker 3: because I haven't been working out, and you know, muscle
Speaker 3: weighs more than fat.
Speaker 2: I'm just so you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna look great on cameras, so that's all that matters.
Speaker 2: I feel like I looked great on camera when I
Speaker 2: was working out. Also, what camera friend, zoom cameras? What cameras?
Speaker 2: Am I going to look great on? Anyway? Whatever? On
Speaker 2: this sounds like the scale is broken and my mom
Speaker 2: looked like no pounds. I could use four pounds taken out.
Speaker 3: I want my I want my pounds back. I want
Speaker 3: all of the I want. I would like to ideally
Speaker 3: gain sixteen pounds.
Speaker 4: What you don't need a friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've gained so I can be thick.
Speaker 1: I've gained five all of my stomach and ass.
Speaker 2: And the problem is wet. If it's only your butt,
Speaker 2: then the stomach. The bigger your butt.
Speaker 3: The flatter your stomach looks I mean, yes, yes, the bigger,
Speaker 3: the fatter, the ass, the flatter the as I.
Speaker 2: Just wanted to be snatched right here in the midsection.
Speaker 2: It needs to be snatched one, but looks like even more,
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: But your butt is I mean, it's literally in my
Speaker 3: eyes right now on this call, so I don't really know.
Speaker 2: Look at it, look at it? That that in love booty.
Speaker 2: Gross Please sit down. Andrews said he's writing a letter
Speaker 2: to HR.
Speaker 1: He's had enough. Hey, listen, I got enough thick paper plucks.
Speaker 4: For all of y'all's hefties. The scoop lates the ones
Speaker 4: that like the.
Speaker 2: Because good China, good China, China Lanka.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank your friend from Sri Lanka. Okay, So you're
Speaker 3: coming back to New York soon? Yeah, what do you
Speaker 3: miss about your house?
Speaker 2: Oh? Hold on, I was at your house the other
Speaker 2: day back, dude, Yes, I was at the house. Jam Yeah,
Speaker 2: is jumping up on the trash now, no, the trash
Speaker 2: can Why.
Speaker 1: Is he doing that?
Speaker 2: He just perched?
Speaker 3: I said, I've never seen the cat this elevated at
Speaker 3: Sydney's house. He's almost at the counter. That's how he's
Speaker 3: jumping up on the garbage.
Speaker 1: Can trying to get the trees. Pa what it is.
Speaker 3: I saw him do it twice in less than an hour,
Speaker 3: I said. And I did see him trying to run
Speaker 3: away from home. The door was open, and he was
Speaker 3: looking at the door like he like looked at us
Speaker 3: because there was a bunch of black women in your house.
Speaker 2: And then and Gina and the cat was like and
Speaker 2: I was like, somebody please close the door.
Speaker 3: If Sidney comes back and this cat is missing, she's
Speaker 3: gonna be Maybe this stated is a strong word, but
Speaker 3: you're gonna be sad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a hot, crunchy, fucking mess.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what do you miss about your house or
Speaker 2: what do you miss about New York? I obviously I
Speaker 2: miss you. I mean I talk to you every day,
Speaker 2: but I miss you. I miss I miss my apartment.
Speaker 2: I was really working towards something like, you know, nice,
Speaker 2: the apartment is cute. I don't know. The Functu way
Speaker 2: looked all fucked up. Y'all had like the bright lights,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what is this like? No no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no not y'all
Speaker 2: had on bright lights. They had on bright lights. I
Speaker 2: don't like it. I was like, that's not what I
Speaker 2: my My apartment is not supposed to have white lights on. Ever,
Speaker 2: it's only a mood. Mm hm.
Speaker 1: It's natural lighting or sex lens, that's it.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Well, the plants looked healthy. I touched them. None of
Speaker 3: the leaves felt crunchy. I said, Okay, they're still alife.
Speaker 3: So my plants are like, wop, your plants are. I
Speaker 3: don't know if I would call them that, but I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm tired. Somebody else say something.
Speaker 1: So he was up all night?
Speaker 3: Huh, you were up all night, but for other reasons,
Speaker 3: not because you get killed.
Speaker 2: Something else died last night.
Speaker 3: No, not in the pussy, but the pussy died so
Speaker 3: worn out. Yes, mikey friend, Hey, we were up late.
Speaker 3: We watched love Craft Country that ship second episode.
Speaker 2: It yeah, because the first episode was so good and
Speaker 2: then the second episode was just like.
Speaker 1: Why did y'all do that to me? Y'all doing too much?
Speaker 3: It was like, wait, what is the lady with the dog?
Speaker 3: What this white lady with a blonde wig that's the
Speaker 3: same color as her skin.
Speaker 2: It was a lot, it was a lot happening.
Speaker 3: We tried to rewatch the second episode because we were like,
Speaker 3: wait what but you know, you know how these sleepovers go.
Speaker 2: You don't really be paying attention to the TV so missing.
Speaker 1: So are you looking forward to anything this fall?
Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to traveling with my friends.
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 3: You know, going to Mexico, getting a little private chef,
Speaker 3: getting a little massage. I'm looking forward to like riding
Speaker 3: bikes on the beach, or not on the beach, but
Speaker 3: like in the jungle.
Speaker 2: You know, you just what I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 1: Are you looking forward to Carolina's wedding?
Speaker 4: Oh, Carolina's wedding is coming up.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I'm excited about dead so that it can
Speaker 3: be done. Yes, because that's like we've been planning this
Speaker 3: wedding for the last pandemic.
Speaker 1: Yes, so yeah, wedding.
Speaker 2: Bells, wedding bells, and a pandem. I ordered a bunch
Speaker 2: of white things because I was like, oh, I don't
Speaker 2: have anything white to wear, so girl, these white clothes coming.
Speaker 2: I have this.
Speaker 1: Outfit and I'm like I need to get I need
Speaker 1: a corset. I think I might get a little corset
Speaker 1: to put underneath.
Speaker 2: It's like really really tight. It's just it's body calm. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I'm just kidding. I'm getting little bit so you're like,
Speaker 2: it's just haven't too much fun. You wanna get some skims.
Speaker 2: I think I need some skims low key hockey actually,
Speaker 2: and I'm not hi, I'm a woman over thirty.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: Love that for you. Andrew, would you ever wear skims?
Speaker 5: I don't think I know what skims are good?
Speaker 1: That's ms.
Speaker 4: No, like it's spanks. Yes, would you ever wear.
Speaker 5: That's Kim's line? Okay, God, I got it. It's like
Speaker 5: fablood egg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's not the same. It's like, are actually
Speaker 1: working out skims?
Speaker 2: Skim is for whores that are not that don't really
Speaker 2: need fucking No, it's wrores that's wearing shapewear as regular wear.
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
Speaker 2: Skims whores that are wearing shapewear. First of all, hard
Speaker 2: wr that are wearing shapewear as regular wear. I just
Speaker 2: thought it was shapewear that you wore under your clothes.
Speaker 2: But it's skims.
Speaker 1: So you go they weren't as regular clothes.
Speaker 4: With an oversized, yeasy, overpriced jacket.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's what it's and it's fine. You know, I
Speaker 1: love that for them.
Speaker 2: Whatever, They're not sponsoring this episode, so don't go get that.
Speaker 2: Go get the Marshall spanks, Go get the t J
Speaker 2: Max spanks. That's that's more at speed. Yeah, are you
Speaker 2: looking forward to anything in the fall.
Speaker 3: Or coming up at the end of this year, because
Speaker 3: we are rolling up on the ninth month of the year,
Speaker 3: so that means this is the fourth quarter, the last
Speaker 3: chunk of twenty twenty is about to start.
Speaker 2: You know this this year has brought me so many highs,
Speaker 2: many many lows, many loss so many, so many lows,
Speaker 2: but good highs.
Speaker 1: Good highs, great highs.
Speaker 2: And you know, I'm ready to go into the next
Speaker 2: chapter of my career friendships, relationships, finances. I'm just ready
Speaker 2: to get to the next level because like, the next
Speaker 2: time we go on a trip, I want like we
Speaker 2: don't need to be on a private chet but one.
Speaker 2: I don't want it to be a fucking pandemic one.
Speaker 1: Can that be done with?
Speaker 2: So we can just go see where we want and
Speaker 2: then too, you know, I want us to be able
Speaker 2: to do anything and everything. I want us to be
Speaker 2: like yo, you want to do that, and be like yep,
Speaker 2: that's it. We don't even have to really think about
Speaker 2: the price. And like bo or, I would love for
Speaker 2: somebody to like sponsor a fucking trip and so we
Speaker 2: could go.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 2: Yes, right count right now.
Speaker 1: I'm partnering with holes that were shapewear.
Speaker 3: Yes, hoores that were shape where Hi, we're here for
Speaker 3: well because I follow some people that like they got
Speaker 3: flown out to Amsterdam for like Amsterdam Day last year,
Speaker 3: or like the tourism capital of Blank sent people to
Speaker 3: New Zealand whatever. I would love for people to send
Speaker 3: us somewhere to, especially now, like people are going to
Speaker 3: be scared to travel. Not everybody because all the niggas
Speaker 3: is in Mexico.
Speaker 2: But people are going to be scared to travel when
Speaker 2: this is I know the black people are still doing
Speaker 2: what they want to do with their seventy five dollars flights, but.
Speaker 3: I feel like there are people who are still like
Speaker 3: apprehensive and like afraid to get on. Like I haven't
Speaker 3: been on a plane in I mean since February so
Speaker 3: or January. So it's not something that I was actively
Speaker 3: thinking about doing but my friend is a flight attendant.
Speaker 3: My friend's a flight attendant, and he was like, no,
Speaker 3: people are flying, and it's the most annoying people that
Speaker 3: I'm having to deal with.
Speaker 2: And something told you was like, hmmm, I think that
Speaker 2: would be beautiful for me, just me.
Speaker 1: I would be that annoying person on the plank.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to be in my apartment on
Speaker 2: my birthday. That's it. That's the only reason why I
Speaker 2: was like, I should do something else, because as your
Speaker 2: closest friend, I will not allow you to have a ranky, danky,
Speaker 2: basic birthday like all these other people in the pandemic.
Speaker 6: I feel like, Brie, you have like actually like an
Speaker 6: okay month to have a birthday too. During a pandemic,
Speaker 6: it's like you can still sort of like go outside.
Speaker 6: It's not the worst.
Speaker 2: It's not the worst, but like.
Speaker 6: February, right, I'm in November, it's just cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, your birthday's in November.
Speaker 5: November what November twenty, it's right before.
Speaker 2: It's like right before Thanksgiving. The people aren't even thinking
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Thinking what do you usually what do you usually do
Speaker 2: for your birthday baby Beebe Sydney, you I know what
Speaker 2: sitting those for her birthday? She celebrates for the whole month.
Speaker 5: I have no idea. I'm like depressed thinking about fall
Speaker 5: and winter.
Speaker 6: I'm like trying to like like sort of gather up,
Speaker 6: like all the optimism that I can sort of like
Speaker 6: gather right now, use like make plans to hurt myself
Speaker 6: for fall and winter.
Speaker 3: You know, well, because it's like what's going to happen.
Speaker 3: We've been we were eating on these sidewalks. We're watching
Speaker 3: cars drive by while we're you know, devouring sushi or
Speaker 3: whatever on the street. And it's like when it gets
Speaker 3: cold out, these restaurants got to open back up on
Speaker 3: the inside, like like.
Speaker 5: The like the heaters outside there's like space heaters. I
Speaker 5: feel like they lot but probably are.
Speaker 3: But all of them don't have that. And if it's raining, Huh,
Speaker 3: they're gonna want money.
Speaker 5: They're going to want to like serve people.
Speaker 2: They're gonna have to open up. They're gonna have to
Speaker 2: do like two tables inside at a time or something.
Speaker 2: Because honey, I'm okay with just if once it gets cold,
Speaker 2: then I'm more inclined to be okay with being in
Speaker 2: the house. I just didn't want to be in the
Speaker 2: house while the fucking sun is shining and like birds
Speaker 2: are chirping, you know, m I mean, I guess I
Speaker 2: get that because but also I'm not gonna want to
Speaker 2: cook all winter long.
Speaker 4: Yeah already I already don't want to.
Speaker 2: Do it right now, That's a fact.
Speaker 4: So it's like, who's gonna feed me this tie place?
Speaker 2: Or are they gonna be closed? They gotta think about
Speaker 2: they got to stop being so selfish. They gotta think
Speaker 2: about us, think about me. You know, I've just been
Speaker 2: after this situation that has happened to all of us,
Speaker 2: literally every single last person that is listening to this.
Speaker 2: It just made me think more like about the future
Speaker 2: and how like, you know, I don't want to live
Speaker 2: my life just scrambling and grabbing for straws.
Speaker 1: I want to start building things. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: start a family.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 2: I'm like, why do you say started family so fast?
Speaker 2: Why are you trying to say it? Like we weren't
Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna come back to Its gonna be forty eventually.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, if I want to have kids and stuff.
Speaker 2: I need to actually like be serious about it because
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to I'm not Jackson. Let's just keep
Speaker 2: it real. And these eggs have been scrambled, fried, died,
Speaker 2: laid to the side. I don't you know, I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to be yes, yes, yes, and we know you'r
Speaker 2: we heard your eggs are covered in deposits, eggs covered
Speaker 2: in deposits that that might be a funny time.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't know.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you, sunnyside yuck.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're having we're having a baby. We're having
Speaker 2: a baby. M hm. Yeah. I gotta figure it out
Speaker 2: in the next like three years at least. And you know,
Speaker 2: I'm a lesbian, so it's not like I can just
Speaker 2: get somebody to put it inside. Like I have to
Speaker 2: figure out there's like things that protocols. Yes you're lesbian,
Speaker 2: but you can't still get somebody to make a deposits
Speaker 2: s s. See. Yeah, But I just want I want
Speaker 2: washed very I want like, you know, pre washed deposits.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get it, you know, just raw. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need it to be like that.
Speaker 2: I need you don't want to be.
Speaker 1: Rinsed. No, not dudes like that anyway. You see where I.
Speaker 5: I mean, like you would just get there.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, just their semen. I'm getting their
Speaker 2: genetics to babe their genes. So I don't want just sperm.
Speaker 2: I don't want anybody's fucking stuff. No.
Speaker 5: No, but I'm sure. Don't you have men in your life?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: None.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know a single man, not a single man
Speaker 2: that I'm like, Oh, it's a good person, greats intelligent.
Speaker 1: No, they have some of those things. There's some of
Speaker 1: those things, but they don't have all of it.
Speaker 2: And okay, so that's why.
Speaker 3: What's your dream donor sperm depositor? What does he look like?
Speaker 3: Kind of family does he come from? Okay, so he's
Speaker 3: tall and and.
Speaker 2: Has thick loop yeah, beautiful teeth okay, great, great body. Okay,
Speaker 2: and it's a nice guy too.
Speaker 4: What about if he's all those things but he has sickle.
Speaker 1: Cell That's fine, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: I'm or okay with If my baby's not all, like,
Speaker 2: not perfect, that's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: No, that's not.
Speaker 4: Fine perfect You needed it to be perfect exactly. If
Speaker 4: the baby's not perfect. We are throwing the baby, but I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying, if we're spending that much money on the sparm,
Speaker 2: then it might as well be damn near perfect. Oh
Speaker 2: spending money? Oh you a bang money your mol No,
Speaker 2: I don't want that to agree, do you hear me?
Speaker 2: I am going to beat By the time I have kids,
Speaker 2: I'm going to be low key famous.
Speaker 1: So I don't want just anybody's stuff. Thanks, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: Do you want to Morris Chestnut is going to make
Speaker 2: a depositive, but you know, do you want to be
Speaker 2: a tee t to like some regular regular like deposit.
Speaker 1: No, you want upscale.
Speaker 2: You want to walk around and be like, yeah, this
Speaker 2: man my niece or nephew or them, this is them.
Speaker 3: I mean, sure, I don't want you to have ugly babies,
Speaker 3: but like I was asking realistically, like.
Speaker 4: Who is this person gonna be or what you want
Speaker 4: them to be?
Speaker 2: I don't think more. It's just that it is in
Speaker 2: the business of giving lesbians semen. Okay, Oh you said okay,
Speaker 2: like you already messaged him and he said.
Speaker 1: You know a blue check bitch, So I'm a blue
Speaker 1: check bitch.
Speaker 2: May be reading they be reading my message. We hope
Speaker 2: that you slid in his d MS.
Speaker 1: And asked, imagine I should start doing that.
Speaker 4: I should do like a contest, a contest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Meghan the Stallion and GUARDI b had like a
Speaker 2: like a wop uh contest on anyone floor spro What
Speaker 2: was the wop content? That's a mistake.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They could win, like you could win almost like a
Speaker 2: million dollars or they're giving away a million dollars like
Speaker 2: they were giving five hundred dollars here, a thousand here
Speaker 2: to like girls who like hashtag wop party or something
Speaker 2: like that. And you know, but what do they have
Speaker 2: to do? I don't know, girl, somebody gonna have to do.
Speaker 4: They have to post their damp underwear.
Speaker 2: On Instagram probably the challenge or whatever. Now grab a
Speaker 2: bucket and the mop for it is with assist. I
Speaker 2: don't know. The song is nasty? Now, how do we
Speaker 2: know what that means? What is that macaroni pot macaroni?
Speaker 2: When you when you like scoop it and put a
Speaker 2: spoon through it, you hear that, you hear that sound
Speaker 2: like the wet.
Speaker 1: Sound for the macaroni.
Speaker 3: Okay, you don't hear that when you fucking you don't
Speaker 3: hear No, I don't hear it when I mac.
Speaker 2: And cheese like a blunger, just like wow, woh woh wow.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I feel like we've we've deposited.
Speaker 2: A lot in this episode, and the children are lucky
Speaker 2: to have us.
Speaker 3: The children are lucky to have us because we are
Speaker 3: actually going to ohiatus for two weeks.
Speaker 2: So this was we're not going to hear us for
Speaker 2: two weeks.
Speaker 4: But when we get back, I, well, you have a baby,
Speaker 4: we'll have it.
Speaker 3: Carolina will be married, and I will be packing for
Speaker 3: my twenty third birthday.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my youngest friend, Sidney's gonna have a baby, and
Speaker 8: me and the baby are going to be the same age.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: We're going to drop a picture of Andrew.
Speaker 2: For this episode, and it better get all the likes
Speaker 2: because if he doesn't get enough likes, he'll never be
Speaker 2: on the page again.
Speaker 5: That's that man likes to get outsource.
Speaker 2: Your outsource.
Speaker 1: I need at least I need at.
Speaker 5: Least five hundred five hundred. Let's do it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, you get on your own page.
Speaker 2: Confident words coming from a bit stop it.
Speaker 3: I mean Sidney's asking real questions. He said it was nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: The five hundred is reputable, and.
Speaker 2: I need and I need all the palm trees underneath
Speaker 2: the picture. Yes, and we're gonna post. We're gonna post Andrew.
Speaker 2: We need yes, don't no words just pales. But also,
Speaker 2: you know, say nice things about our friend because we
Speaker 2: need to boost up our ally over here. You know,
Speaker 2: we're not in the business of uplifting beije men.
Speaker 1: But Andrews one of the good ones.
Speaker 2: So, Andrew, I like how you show up on the
Speaker 2: podcast and you dressed up for us.
Speaker 3: You got a button down all. I've never seen you
Speaker 3: in a sweatpant or a wife beater in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed.
Speaker 6: No, that was like in March and April. I fully was,
Speaker 6: But yeah, no, I figured, like, I need to stop.
Speaker 5: Wearing the same shirt every day.
Speaker 2: Okay, you think you're better than.
Speaker 1: Us, He's better than us. He's spending the night.
Speaker 2: Spending the night. I like a I like a same
Speaker 2: shirt for like three days in a row or not
Speaker 2: in a row, but like every other day.
Speaker 5: What shirt are you wearying? I don't think I've ever
Speaker 5: seen this before.
Speaker 2: A shirt with the great poets negos when you find
Speaker 2: out what you booked, Can you call me and tell
Speaker 2: me the good news about what the airbnb? No?
Speaker 3: Oh about the show that my manager was messaging me about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she it just says, I know you
Speaker 2: got to sign an NDA and stuff. But I'm different,
Speaker 2: I'm family.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna find out and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you know.
Speaker 2: I also have no idea.
Speaker 3: I only have you said third, So who's the second sister?
Speaker 3: You know who You're saying, have one loup, But I
Speaker 3: so who's my first sister?
Speaker 1: Me as well? The first and the third? First, the
Speaker 1: third In the holy spirit.
Speaker 2: That's blasphemous, go ahead and striker down lord, Okay, yes, sitting.
Speaker 2: When I find out what I booked, I will let
Speaker 2: you know. I'm a message kate after I get off. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so I can you know, I want to. I
Speaker 2: want to be happy for you, but also be like nosy, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: so you can, and then I'll.
Speaker 1: No no no, be like, oh my god, my friend has
Speaker 1: more money for this.
Speaker 3: Tulum trip to lum Okay, yeah, I'm excited about that.
Speaker 2: Private chefs and massuses at the house with my friends. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't really know if we accomplished anything today.
Speaker 2: We did, we did both tired. It's perfect, We're wonderful.
Speaker 2: We're getting off. Everybody leave fucking comments for Andrew. Go
Speaker 2: go to iTunes, leave comments. Review you know, we're almost
Speaker 2: at a thousand reviews. It only took us fucking five years.
Speaker 1: Ninety No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave my tits in the stories tomorrow if
Speaker 2: you can get us to one thousand fucking comments and reviews.
Speaker 2: Sydney her tits on.
Speaker 1: The freaking stories. I promise no, because my girlfriend will
Speaker 1: be really mad at that. I'll put my ass cracked though.
Speaker 2: No, but your titties, but your I mean your titties
Speaker 2: are on. It's SI can cook regularly?
Speaker 5: Do they ask?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, give us something difference it spice off your life.
Speaker 2: Spice. Yes, this is that's Sydney's word of the week
Speaker 2: is w Every time Sidney says wop on this episode,
Speaker 2: take a shot.
Speaker 1: Take a shot of sorce.
Speaker 4: Venmoa black friend, and.
Speaker 2: That black friend is Sidney Washington. So vinmo me every
Speaker 2: time you hear Okay, I gotta go, but God bless
Speaker 2: and leave those reviews and oh, happy birthday, Marie. When
Speaker 2: we get back, it will be your birthday.
Speaker 4: Almost kind of yeah yeah, and I'll.
Speaker 1: Have a baby and the baby will have your birthday.
Speaker 2: There's that to me.
Speaker 3: I will not share my birthday with your baby. So
Speaker 3: you got to push the baby back to October.
Speaker 1: Or either you have to change your birthday.
Speaker 3: I already hate your beach ass baby, so be chess baby.
Speaker 1: Be chess baby. Gotta whop.
Speaker 4: Sydney is inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Thank you, problematic, and we love it. We love all
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: See you in two weeks and beaches forever.
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