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Speaker 1: I'm moving five. Hello, Hey, I was looking for Natalie.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't see Natalie tofor Sparks Here, calling from the agency

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Speaker 1: in LA. How's it going? I'm good? Who is this

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Speaker 1: tofor Sparks Agency, Los Angeles? You're applied to an ad

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Speaker 1: on Craigslist about a reality show we're casting for. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, him, I'm sorry, I didn't recognize the name.

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Speaker 1: I've been applying for a lot of these toads. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we get it. Talk to people like you all the time.

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Speaker 1: We are applying for reality shows. Listen. We put out

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Speaker 1: hundreds of ads all across America and only call back

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Speaker 1: a few select applicants who we think have big potential.

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Speaker 1: Potential Yeah, potential short for potential. Oh god, are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Do you think I have a potential? Oh? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: actually might have what it takes. We've looked at your

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Speaker 1: head shot, I've read a little bit about you. I

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Speaker 1: even looked you up online and saw your ig and

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Speaker 1: I love the pics on your Instagram. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: thank you. You could do really well in this new

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Speaker 1: reality show we're casting for. Oh my gosh, that's so exciting.

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Speaker 1: It is exciting. Listen, name of the show, Real Housewives

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Speaker 1: of Afghanistan. It's gonna be a hoot. Wait where did

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Speaker 1: you say it's gonna be Afghanistan? Real Housewives Afghani? Is

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Speaker 1: that it's a real you know, it's a real fish

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Speaker 1: out of water type thing. It's gonna be hilarious. How

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Speaker 1: how do you do something like that? Oh, if you're

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Speaker 1: worried about the costs, don't worry. We pay for everything.

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Speaker 1: We fly you over there, put you up in the

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Speaker 1: little house, and of course you get a paycheck for

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Speaker 1: being on the show, and it will be in American dollars,

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Speaker 1: not Afghanis, unless you want to be paid in Afghanis.

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Speaker 1: I'm all confused. I was applying for shows like shows

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Speaker 1: like Survivor fun. I'll tell you what. This show is

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Speaker 1: exactly like Survivor. How is that? Well, it's just I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's a very intense place, right, so you get a

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Speaker 1: little bit of that mixed in with the drama of

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Speaker 1: the housewives. It's really got everything. I'm not even married.

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Speaker 1: Oh that doesn't matter one bit. We'll put you up

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Speaker 1: with some Afghani guy. He'll pretend to be your husband.

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Speaker 1: You know, most of these reality shows aren't really anyway.

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Speaker 1: It's so weird, like I've never even thought of that exactly.

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Speaker 1: You've never thought about Real Housewives Afghanistan. That's why we're

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Speaker 1: doing in it, trying to mix it up, think outside

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Speaker 1: the box. I mean, it just doesn't sound safe. There's

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Speaker 1: about seventy thousand people I could call right now and

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Speaker 1: tell them, Hey, you're going to Real Housewife's Afghanistan. They'd

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Speaker 1: take me up on it in a second. Wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: be asking the questions you're asking. So if nobody else

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Speaker 1: is asking about if it's gonna be safe, We'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be okay. Listen, being on network TV, Trump's safety any

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Speaker 1: day of the week. But then what if I die

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Speaker 1: out there? Then what good is that? Then you died

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Speaker 1: on the small screen? Do you know how cool that is?

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Speaker 1: You're probably gonna get a star on the Hollywood Walk

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Speaker 1: of Fame, and chances that you die on this show

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Speaker 1: less than sixty percent. I mean, come on, the odds

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Speaker 1: are in your favor, so it's like that I could

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Speaker 1: possibly die away. You know, I'm just hearing you spit

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Speaker 1: out a bunch of numbers. I'll spit out a number

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Speaker 1: to you. How about ten thousand dollars per episode? Ten

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars an episode? Yeah, and all you gotta do

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Speaker 1: is just get a little tipsy and argue with some

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Speaker 1: Afghani women once in a while. Not bad for a

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Speaker 1: day's work, is it. What do you think you in?

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Speaker 1: So if I'll be mostly safe is what you're saying,

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars, I'm okay, I'll do it. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean you will. Yeah, you'll go to Afghanistan and be

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Speaker 1: on a show called The Real Housewives of Afghanistan. If

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Speaker 1: you're going to be a star, you gotta take risks. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 1: like you said, I've got to make I got to

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Speaker 1: make sacrifices. So all right, Well, I should probably tell

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Speaker 1: you that this is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the Morning doing a phone tap on you before

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Speaker 1: we book your ticket to Afghanistan. What. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Your boyfriend Michael set you up.

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Speaker 1: He told us that you've been applying to ads on

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Speaker 1: Craigslist for acting jobs NonStop and wanted me to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. Were you actually willing to go to Afghanistan

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Speaker 1: and participate in a show Real Housewives of Afghanistan like

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Speaker 1: you have a three ten thousand dollars an episode. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was three. Well, now you get to be

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Speaker 1: in one of my praying phone calls. That's pretty awesome, right,

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars? No, you get no money for this

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