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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,

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Speaker 1: and the subject is I can't relax in bed with him.

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Speaker 1: I can't. We'll find out what that's all about. And

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Speaker 1: just a few Yeah, you can't, you can't do it.

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Speaker 1: But right now that is here, wait till you hear it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? And after well,

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Speaker 1: certainly everybody here, pretty much all of us have had roommates,

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Speaker 1: and at one point in our lives, we've all had roommates.

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Speaker 1: All right. I had quite a few roommates in college.

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Speaker 1: Good thing we're friends still this day. But this roommate

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Speaker 1: here is my roommate, been in my roommate ben in. Okay,

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Speaker 1: see if you can relate to this this situation. What's

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Speaker 1: your roommate, my roommate ben in cat dog if you

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Speaker 1: would most okay, hemen, this's Chris. I love a bull.

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Speaker 1: If you ain't ever met you before, but you you

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Speaker 1: you if you've been calling the leasing office about uh,

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Speaker 1: complaining on me about I'm making too much noise away, Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not bad, bro. I was trying to catch you, man.

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Speaker 1: I could never uh, I could never catch you at home. Man.

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Speaker 1: It's just like you know, Brian, I work at nice.

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Speaker 1: I work at night. Yeah, yeah, you're saying. I say,

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Speaker 1: I work in a day, but I can't sleep at night, bro,

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Speaker 1: because I'm I don't know what's going on your part.

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Speaker 1: And I'm saying I ain't trying to be in your business.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I

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Speaker 1: just can't get no sleeping night, man, because it'd be

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Speaker 1: a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a lot

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Speaker 1: of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, man, please, man, but you ain't up

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Speaker 1: to go to the leasing office. Man, oh you have

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Speaker 1: to do. You know what's hard at me? You ain't?

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Speaker 1: You know? They got me written up, like you know what,

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Speaker 1: one more complained on me. They're gonna put me out

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Speaker 1: of something. Well. Yeah, like I said, though, I was

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Speaker 1: trying to get I was trying to find you. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But we I guess we miss

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Speaker 1: each other because you you work at night. I work

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Speaker 1: in a day. So you know when you're going, I'm

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Speaker 1: coming and when I'm coming. You gone, I'm saying, Brian

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Speaker 1: trying starting. I'm just trying to, you know, go to

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Speaker 1: work and pay my pay my bills. Man, I'll be

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Speaker 1: at work at night. Man. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my husk alone, like you trying

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Speaker 1: to get yours on doing Hala hala. Hold long, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's make it my sense, bro. If you at working night,

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Speaker 1: somebody in your somebody in your apartment, howking loud in

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Speaker 1: them keeping me up square batting? Okay, you've got a

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Speaker 1: roommate us long, No, no room, I ain't got no roommates, man, Benny,

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Speaker 1: somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation. It's like

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Speaker 1: two people in there talking loud every night. And that's

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Speaker 1: that's Benny Man Beatty be talking. Okay, you said you

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Speaker 1: ain't got no roommates. Who who is Benny? Who is Bennypenny?

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Speaker 1: Is my bird? My parents? That's Batty be talking like man,

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Speaker 1: start listen mine why why wait a minute you're trying

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Speaker 1: to tell me um, but don't, man, I don't had

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Speaker 1: bity two years. That's my bird. Birds don't even live

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Speaker 1: that long. So so now I'm sucking night. I'm at

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Speaker 1: the work because a bird, that's what you want that

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Speaker 1: that's what you called me to tell me. I'll call

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Speaker 1: you to tell you. You ain't gonna be putting these

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Speaker 1: complaints on me, man, but I'm I'm gonna and that's

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Speaker 1: been in talking man be in, don't know Penny, Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute. Hey, look, I'm telling you now, do something

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Speaker 1: with the bird then, or that's gonna be some consequestions

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Speaker 1: and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken round and

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Speaker 1: then plenty. It's like a family member to me. Bird too,

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Speaker 1: can sound the chicken on the car, flake box, can

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Speaker 1: tuck your chickens, just bride. Hey, man, you don't tell

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Speaker 1: me nothing better about my birth. Okay, brother, you know what,

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Speaker 1: maybe me you need to square from front of each

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Speaker 1: other because you don't you don't disrespect Benny man. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: you're taking something, alright, alright, I'm bet that be on

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Speaker 1: my table when I get home. If it's a bird,

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Speaker 1: then I'm beat that to be all my ton the table.

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Speaker 1: Man and man, then you ain't gonna city and disrespect

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Speaker 1: me and try to tell me what you're gonna do

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Speaker 1: to my first but you ain't gonna do nothing stupid

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Speaker 1: to pinny tell you what? I tell you what you

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Speaker 1: can date you a hund right now. What you're gonna

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Speaker 1: work tonight? I bet you bet it. I'll be at

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Speaker 1: that tomorrow. I bet you we'll be fingering liking good tomorrow. Man,

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Speaker 1: ain't hold on a minute, man, wait a minute, jog

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Speaker 1: filed for going to the listen office calling me out,

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Speaker 1: and now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work

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Speaker 1: this out with you, and now you ain't trying to

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Speaker 1: work now. First stop you you called me and tell

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Speaker 1: me that it's a bird holding a conversation with yourself.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm a stupid right now. I'm I'm the stupid

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Speaker 1: to even continue this conversation by stinking me out by

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Speaker 1: a night. Are you serious? Mann frows or something like? Man,

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Speaker 1: this bro, listen whatever it is, this is a bird

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Speaker 1: or recording whatever, if you gotta do, stop to wait

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Speaker 1: and it was a bird, man, I'm gonna be solid

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Speaker 1: sufted if this is a I'm really it's a bird.

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Speaker 1: It's spinning, man, it's spinning. You all you gotta do

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Speaker 1: with come to me, and we could have had a

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Speaker 1: little like me. Hola hola. Okay, okay, okay, we don't

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Speaker 1: have it like me, and the first off leasing office

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Speaker 1: wouldn't give me a name. What's your nine? My name Chris? Okay, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I'm different. There we go, there we go. Listen, Dow,

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Speaker 1: I ain't for the past three months. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I ain't really been getting no sleep because

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Speaker 1: believe that. But a bird a bird? Come on, dog,

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Speaker 1: that's doing for you. We'll take to work with it is.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Figure something out, but whatever going on

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Speaker 1: to an immediate house or it's gonna be something down

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Speaker 1: he man, hey man, what you couldn't do is threatened

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Speaker 1: me by what's going on in my house. Hole man,

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Speaker 1: Look here, you ain't been it's being in Lenny. Whatever

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Speaker 1: the nine meals. You need to do something with that

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Speaker 1: or it's gonna be some really show. Like why are

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Speaker 1: not going back and forth with you about this? You

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Speaker 1: What's the I'm gonna with it. What's the problem understanding

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Speaker 1: that people have pet birds? Say? Man, I don't give

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Speaker 1: if you have a pet bird, but really, this all

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Speaker 1: night long? How do you? How do you? How do

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Speaker 1: you live with this thing? Come? I'll never shut up.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what been It

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Speaker 1: told me to tell you? Though, God, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what been It told me tell Wait? Wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait White Chris Waite, White, bro,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear what I'm bird told you

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Speaker 1: to tell me? Can I tell you what Beeny told

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Speaker 1: me to tell you? What? What? What the ben? They

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Speaker 1: told me to tell you? This? That? This is nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by your boys, Sean, uh dud? Did I get

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Speaker 1: your man? Got me? You got it? Man? That guy,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm to

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Speaker 1: talk to him. I don't talk to much this shoot

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Speaker 1: about supposing bird. I don't know what's or stab. I'll

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Speaker 1: be up our night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm

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Speaker 1: missing my sleep. I'm missing. I'm saying I'm missing y'all

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Speaker 1: in the morning because I'm proudly hitting the flues. But

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask, what is What

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Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the lane Man, Steve Harder More in the show

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Speaker 1: We Never. I just don't know nobody better at it.

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Speaker 1: I just don't. I just don't the way that I'm

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Speaker 1: not supposed to be on the on the Hollywood Walk

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Speaker 1: of Fame. I just don't want. Don't tell you that. Why?

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Speaker 1: Why do you let us tell you that? How great

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Speaker 1: you well? What I'm trying to build up it's self

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Speaker 1: praise and worship. Get the committee going, something, gonna get

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Speaker 1: this stuff. Wait on somebody to give you the flywers

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Speaker 1: from you can plant your own. Why saying we gotta

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Speaker 1: we got a phone call for you, King of Pranks.

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Speaker 1: Get me the cone file, Give me the cone file,

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Speaker 1: your nephew, Tommy Man, you need to let us know

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Speaker 1: what we can get them chickens from. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get me a chicken to one of them shows and

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Speaker 1: that green vehicle fect each other love comin in the house.

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Speaker 1: Let us know you can go to ticket mouse, the

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Speaker 1: boy go the chicken mouse. See that's somebody nobody the

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Speaker 1: prank Uh Hollywood walking frame. They already know. When I

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Speaker 1: get to holly hoo It how cold, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: a witted You understand what I'm saying. So anyway, and

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Speaker 1: a green Ville, Greenville, North Carolina. The Nephew coming to

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Speaker 1: and I would be at the convention Center. You can

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Speaker 1: and you can go down there to the Convention Center

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Speaker 1: at the box office and get you some tickets. Red now,

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Speaker 1: that is a Thursday, alright, Thursday, December twenty two in Greenville,

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Speaker 1: North Carolina. Because I'm gonna say red night. The fool

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Speaker 1: Nephew is the Strawberry letter. I can't relax in bed

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Speaker 1: with him is the subject. We'll get into it right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.