1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 1: Hi? 4 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 2: Yes, sweet is okay. 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: So it's not like my secret, of course, but it's 6 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,959 Speaker 1: a family secret. So the last time that, like the 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: family got together, my mom got a little too drunk 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: off of wine and shared this with me. So apparently 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: my uncle thinks his son is his son and he's 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: not his biological kid. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 2: Okay, so your cousin is not his biological kid. 12 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not actually related to it. Well I guess 13 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:42,879 Speaker 1: I'm like half related. So only my mom and her 14 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: sister know this. Now I know it, and it just 15 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,880 Speaker 1: makes it so like cringe when my uncle's like, oh, 16 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,879 Speaker 1: he reminds me of me when I was young, or 17 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: like you know anything, Yeah, family resemblance. I just want 18 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 1: to say something so bad. Also, this is weird, But 19 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 1: I also always thought he was cute. And now I'm like, oh, 20 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: is that less weird? Like he's related to me. 21 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 2: Still it's still related. 22 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, And now like when the holidays happened, and like, oh, 23 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: if I start drinking and he starts drinking, and like 24 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 1: you can have this in the back of my mind, like, oh, 25 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,040 Speaker 1: what could happen? 26 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 2: That's still your cousin. Well, thank you for telling us 27 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 2: your dirty little secret. 28 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: Thanks. 29 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 2: Hey, what's up, mister J will show a dirty little secret? 30 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 2: You have one? Yes, I do have a dirty little secret. 31 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 3: My dirty little secret is that I hooked up with 32 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 3: my boss's daughter. 33 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 2: Oh okay, not the daughter. 34 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 3: Yeah I did, I hope tell my bother's daughter at 35 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 3: our company holiday party. 36 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 2: Oh I guess that's better than the why Hey, that's true. 37 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. 38 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 3: I mean, so, here's the thing. So he told me 39 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 3: that his daughter was coming to town and that she 40 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 3: was like totally heartbroken over some guy and she just 41 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 3: like needed to be taken care of and showing a 42 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 3: good time. 43 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 2: And like, you know, I. 44 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 3: Didn't think anything of it. I said, of course, he's 45 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 3: my boss. It wasn't a thing in my mind, you 46 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. And then he did have like 47 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 3: one comment. He was like, no funny business, And I 48 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 3: was like, yeah, no, of course not, because never in 49 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 3: my wildest dreams would I ever have thought that my 50 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:35,399 Speaker 3: boss would have like a super hot dog, you know. Yeah, 51 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 3: So of course then she shows up and she's just 52 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 3: like banging hot, and I didn't. 53 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 2: Know what to do. 54 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 3: And we're at this holiday party and she's like heartbroken 55 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 3: but so hot and flirting with me, and we hit 56 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 3: it off immediately. Then it got crazy because we're having drinks, 57 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 3: you know, and then halfway into the holiday party, we 58 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 3: just sort of found our way in my boss's office. 59 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 2: Even better. 60 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's a that's a dirty little secret that 61 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 3: I have that now you have. But I cannot ever 62 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 3: tell him because he would fire me like instantly, like 63 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 3: this is not something that can ever get out. 64 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, well we won't tell your boss. 65 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 3: I just can't tell what's gonna happen. 66 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 2: I shoot, it was, it's good, it's good. All right. Well, 67 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 2: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 68 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 3: Thank you. 69 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret?