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Speaker 1: Check. My brother's wife is up to something. Okay, we'll

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Speaker 1: get into that, but right now the nephew is here

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Speaker 1: with today's praying phone call. What you got for us? Now?

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Speaker 1: We are gathered here today. This always makes me laugh

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Speaker 1: on this soft fall occasion. Um. The name of this

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Speaker 1: one is my roommate, Benny. My roommate, Benny. As you're

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Speaker 1: not last year? Which way is up? Richard Pryer is

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Speaker 1: a classic church bot this law. Let's go catch Doug,

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Speaker 1: my roommate Benny. Hello, speak to Devin. Yeah, okay, hey man,

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Speaker 1: this is Chris. I love above you. I ain't ever

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Speaker 1: met you before, but you you you have. You've been

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Speaker 1: calling the leasing office about complaining on me about I'm

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Speaker 1: making too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm my bad bro.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to catch you. Man. I could never uh,

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Speaker 1: I could never catch you at home. Man. It's just

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Speaker 1: like you know, Brian, I work a knife, I work

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Speaker 1: at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say I work

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Speaker 1: in a day, but I can't sleep at night, bro,

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Speaker 1: because I'm I don't know what's going on your part,

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Speaker 1: and I'm saying I ain't trying to be in your business.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be in your business player, I

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Speaker 1: just can't get sleeping night man, because it'll be a

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Speaker 1: lot of noise, a lot of noise, a lot of talking.

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Speaker 1: And what you do is your business. Bro. I'm just saying, please, man,

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Speaker 1: but you ain't have to go to at leasten office. Man,

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Speaker 1: Oh you have to do. You know what's hall at me?

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Speaker 1: You ain't? You know? They got me written up, like

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Speaker 1: you know what. One more complaint on me, they're gonna

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Speaker 1: put me out of something. Well, yeah, like I said,

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Speaker 1: though I was trying to get I was trying to

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Speaker 1: find you. You know what I'm saying. But we I

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Speaker 1: guess we missed each other because you you work at night.

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Speaker 1: I work in a day. So you know when you're going,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming, and when I'm coming, you gone. I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: Brian trying to starting. I'm just trying to, you know,

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Speaker 1: go to work and pay my pay my bills. Man's

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Speaker 1: I'll be at work at NiFe man. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle one like

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Speaker 1: you trying to get yours on doing hala hola, hola hola. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's make him sense, bro, if you have working night,

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Speaker 1: somebody in your somebody in your apartment, howking loud in

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Speaker 1: them keeping me up square, I'm betting it. Okay, you've

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Speaker 1: got a roommate us long, No, No, I ain't got

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Speaker 1: no roommates, man, Beeny, somebody in the talking loud, holding

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Speaker 1: a conversation. It's like two people in there talking loud

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Speaker 1: every night. And that's that's Benny Man, Benny Be talking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you said you ain't you a roommance? Who who is Benny?

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Speaker 1: Who is Bennypenny? Is my bird? My parents? That's Benny

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Speaker 1: be talking like, man, stop listen mine, why why wait

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Speaker 1: a minute you're trying to tell me, um, but that

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Speaker 1: do it? Man, I don't had pity two years. That's

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Speaker 1: my bird. Birds don't even live that long. So so

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Speaker 1: now I'm sucking night. I'm at the work cause a bird.

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Speaker 1: That's what you want. That that's what you called me

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Speaker 1: to tell me. I'll call you to tell you. You You

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna be putting these complaints on me. Man. But

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gone. And that's been in talking many

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Speaker 1: in yo, bron know plenty. Wait a minute, hey, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, now, do something with the bird then,

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Speaker 1: or that's gonna be some consequestions and repercussions. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about some fried chicken round an plenty is like a

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Speaker 1: family member to me. Bird too can fund the chicken

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Speaker 1: on the car flake box Kentucky Chicken churches. Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: you don't tell me nothing better about my birth? Okay, brother,

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Speaker 1: you know what? Maybe me you need to square from

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Speaker 1: front of each other because you don't, you know, disrespect

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Speaker 1: Betty Man. Alright, alright, you're taking something, alright, alright, I

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Speaker 1: bet that be on my table when I get home.

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Speaker 1: If it's a bird, then I'll beat that be all

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Speaker 1: on the table. Man a man, Now, you ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do to my bird. But you ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell you what I tell

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Speaker 1: you what you can date. You're hund right now. What

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Speaker 1: you're got to work tonight? I bet you beat it.

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Speaker 1: I'll be at that tomorrow. I bet you were these

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Speaker 1: things and good tomorrow. Man. Ain't hold on a minute, man,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, dog, what you played due and start

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Speaker 1: talking about what you're gonna do to my bird? Not

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to work this out with you, and now

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Speaker 1: you ain't trying to work Now. I first stop you.

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Speaker 1: You called me and tell me that it's a bird

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Speaker 1: holding a conversation with yourself. I'm I'm a stupid right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm holler stupid to even continue this conversation. I

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Speaker 1: don't excusing me. I final night. Are you serious, man

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Speaker 1: or something like? Man? This bro, listen, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: it's just a bird or recording, whatever is. You gotta

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Speaker 1: it's a bird. It's spinning, man, it's spinning you. All

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Speaker 1: you gotta do is come to me and we could

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Speaker 1: have had a live like Mela Hola hola. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have it like me. And then first off,

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Speaker 1: leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your name?

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Speaker 1: My name? Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm deaferent. There we go

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Speaker 1: that we listen, dog, I ain't for the past three months.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I ain't really been getting

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Speaker 1: no sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe that. But a bird a bird? Come on, dog,

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Speaker 1: that's doing for you? We'll take them to work with

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Speaker 1: it is. I don't care. Figure something out, but whatever

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Speaker 1: going on up there with you and your bird need

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Speaker 1: to come to an immediate house or it's gonna be something.

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Speaker 1: Do Hey man, hey man, what you couldn't do is

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Speaker 1: threatened me by what's going on in my house. Hole. Man,

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Speaker 1: look here, you ain't been it's being in many whatever

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Speaker 1: the nine meals. You need to do something with that

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Speaker 1: or it's gonna be some Really, show my Why am

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Speaker 1: I going back and forth with you about this? You

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Speaker 1: What's the problem with it? What's the problem understanding that

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Speaker 1: people have pet birds? Say? Man, I don't give if

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Speaker 1: you have a pet bird, But really, this talk all

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Speaker 1: night long? How do you? How do you? How do

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Speaker 1: you live with this thing? Come? Don't never shut up.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what been it

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Speaker 1: told me to tell you? Though, God, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what been it told Wait wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait White Chris, wait, waite, bro,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear what No bird told you

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Speaker 1: to tell me? Can I tell you what been? It

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Speaker 1: told me to tell you what? What? What? Then it

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Speaker 1: told me to tell you this that This is nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harby Martin Show. You took God

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Speaker 1: prank by your boys, Sean uh D? Did I get

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Speaker 1: your man? Got me? You got it? Man, that's guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to. I'll have to wait to this dude. Get

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Speaker 1: about some pols and bird. I don't know what's the stats. God,

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Speaker 1: I'll be up our night and I'm saying I'm missing

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Speaker 1: I'm missing my sleep. I'm missing saying I'm missing y'all

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Speaker 1: in the morning because I'm probably hitting the sloth. But

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you. What is

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the lane? Man, Steve More in the shot

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Speaker 1: we never come on? Come on, okay, okay, let's try this. Chris.

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Speaker 1: Your name Chris who? So? Okay? So wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: you Finn to tell me something your birds told you

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Speaker 1: Just like a real Housewives of Potomac Monique and her

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Speaker 1: bird to Challa, it's an African great parents about what. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who goes to the to the bathroom on the throne,

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Speaker 1: just like humans? Yes, no, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we've seen it, so we we Betty, but we don't

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Speaker 1: get it. And we just don't get it. I don't

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Speaker 1: get it. Okay, I've heard it all now the bird

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Speaker 1: is potty track. That's that's that's quite a bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: take that. Benny really got a lot of growing up

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Speaker 1: to do a rat. Oh my god. Well that's my

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Speaker 1: stupid dose for y'all today. That's my stupid does. I

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Speaker 1: hope you'll like it. Oh so that's it. You're saying,

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Speaker 1: you're cutting off stupid after this. Happy back as soon

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Speaker 1: as we come back for I thought that's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: Thank you that you up next Strawberry letters subject my

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Speaker 1: brother's wife is up to something. We'll get in do it.

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