Speaker 1: That would be grounds for being thrown out of a restaurant.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. That's like wiping your ass at the table.
Speaker 1: Like to me, it's like too much. Calm Down with
Speaker 1: Aaron and Carissa is a production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: How are we doing? Do Do Do? Do? Do? Hey?
Speaker 1: Can I see this really quick? When you did your
Speaker 1: cut in yesterday in our game? Welcome everybody the Calm
Speaker 1: Down Podcasting, Welcome to the pre game. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: to your questions in just a moment. But I have
Speaker 1: a question. When Carrissa cut into our Jaguars Jaguars Cowboys
Speaker 1: game yesterday and did the Justin Fields highlight, I was
Speaker 1: so annoyed that my mic goesn't on because she goes,
Speaker 1: he spins back, he moves back, and then he did
Speaker 1: like a Chris Berman. I was like, that was such
Speaker 1: a ridiculous play that I was like, I'm not even
Speaker 1: gonna write down like sometimes I'll write like, you know,
Speaker 1: whatever the down and distance or like certain details. I
Speaker 1: was like, funk that I'm gonna call this thing area
Speaker 1: time because that play was ridiculous. I was so pissy
Speaker 1: stepped out of bounds because I wanted him to finish it,
Speaker 1: David montgomer rands up scoring and whatever, blah blah blah. Wait,
Speaker 1: I thanks for I thought you were gonna say it
Speaker 1: wasn't into your game. But where I do? I could
Speaker 1: say this for the full length podcast, by right, it's
Speaker 1: a longer star. If you guys are interested in understanding
Speaker 1: the um studio dynamics of all the boys downstairs and
Speaker 1: me doing highlights upstairs, tune in for the full length
Speaker 1: broadcast broadcast full length broadcast the full length episode of
Speaker 1: Calm Down Podcast on Thursday. All right, here we go
Speaker 1: pre game, which is we get to answer you guys questions,
Speaker 1: and again, not to be redundant, but we really really
Speaker 1: do appreciate you guys writing in. It's so fun alright,
Speaker 1: So s cash, no, no, no, non, do you ever
Speaker 1: indulge in food at the stadium? And who has the
Speaker 1: best sister? That's all you. You guys are flinging like
Speaker 1: hot dogs in the air the other night and didn't
Speaker 1: stand trust me. Once we get to that point in
Speaker 1: the program, I'm like, where are we and who cares? No?
Speaker 1: I don't need any of the food at the stadium,
Speaker 1: and that's not to be bougie I just I don't
Speaker 1: like to eat while I'm working. It makes me tired
Speaker 1: and it makes me like loose focus. So I don't
Speaker 1: need until after the game. What do you have I eat?
Speaker 1: But I have to. I eat a peanut butter and
Speaker 1: jelly sandwich. I'm not saying their name until they sponsor me,
Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna say it anymore. Um I've I'm annoyed.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, you know, the boys have a full
Speaker 1: blown smortgage borg up there, and I don't get any
Speaker 1: of it. But Jillion's great, who does our makeup? She'll
Speaker 1: go upstairs and be like, you want some chicken fingers?
Speaker 1: You want something? So I'll say yeah. So like yesterday
Speaker 1: at the at the Jags game, they brought down a
Speaker 1: couple of chicken figures. Because by the third I'm like hungry,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get weeky pants. I like need a
Speaker 1: little something something. So they're like, hey, there's some chicken fingers,
Speaker 1: chicken fingers standing over there. I take a big bite.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I start to panic a little bit,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking around. I'm looking around our security. V Burnside,
Speaker 1: who's amazing. He looks at me. He hand to me
Speaker 1: a water. I take a massive gulp because I had
Speaker 1: a feeling it was so dry it was gonna stick
Speaker 1: in my throat and choke me. At the Jags game.
Speaker 1: Sorry about the game, ladies and gentlemen, we have a
Speaker 1: medical emergency on the sidelines. By the twenty yard line.
Speaker 1: I've choked on a chicken finger, which I have done
Speaker 1: before in front of Matthew Stafford, which is horrible. Um,
Speaker 1: what was I going to say? So? Yeah, I I
Speaker 1: indulge a little bit. Who has the best food? I
Speaker 1: always love when I did Red Sox games, A Fenway Frank.
Speaker 1: I don't really get to indulge like I want to,
Speaker 1: but a Fenway Frank, I love. Sorry, that was all
Speaker 1: done with a free game question. We're all out of time, folks.
Speaker 1: All I can think about is um Clark in Christmas
Speaker 1: Vacation where it's like or Ellen and she takes a
Speaker 1: couple of bites and she's like trying to drink the
Speaker 1: water to choke it down. Yeah, the Turkey, the drive
Speaker 1: up Turkey. Yeah, this next one's for you, babe. So
Speaker 1: here you go. Shell. You guys know if biscuits shell
Speaker 1: biscus Aaron, what are your favorite things to do at
Speaker 1: Disney Parks. Um. Some of my favorite things. I love
Speaker 1: to drink around the world at Epcot Center, which I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get Christa to do. You'll stick with me, kid,
Speaker 1: you know your I thought about you the other day
Speaker 1: when I landed in Orlando. I'm taking you and you're
Speaker 1: gonna go, and you're gonna love it because I know
Speaker 1: how to do it with adults. Okay. I like drinking
Speaker 1: around the world with my family, which I know you're
Speaker 1: gonna love. I love at Christmas time getting a Christmas
Speaker 1: cocktail and walking down Main Street, USA and singing the
Speaker 1: songs and watching the fireworks and going in the shops.
Speaker 1: I don't like being around a lot of people. I
Speaker 1: love the rides, but it's more about the music, the fireworks,
Speaker 1: the drinking for me. Okay, that's the only way I'm
Speaker 1: getting The only way I'm getting Disneyland is with a
Speaker 1: v I P pass. Girl. That's gonna listen, Kelly and
Speaker 1: I will take you there, or Jackie Quick, You'll have
Speaker 1: a time. You're up, sister, all right. CpG Mom helped
Speaker 1: me settle a debate. Better holiday lights warm white or
Speaker 1: l ed cool white? Wow? Actually that's all you that
Speaker 1: is a great question, CpG Mom. So I'm of two
Speaker 1: minds about this. So since it's my first Christmas sure
Speaker 1: I've had in eight years, I've said that at nauseam
Speaker 1: because I finally got a Christmas tree per Aaron suggestion
Speaker 1: that I like. But I'm having some issues. So it's
Speaker 1: warm lights, which I like. I like warm golden glow.
Speaker 1: A golden glow I don't like to feel like l
Speaker 1: ed to me is like I'm in a hospital. It's
Speaker 1: too bright. I'm not interested. But I love a dimmer
Speaker 1: and the old tree we have with remote control doesn't
Speaker 1: have a dimmer. So I'm finding myself in a little
Speaker 1: bit of a predicament, if you will. I like a
Speaker 1: warm light, but I still like a dimmer and I
Speaker 1: want them. The only time I like a bright bright
Speaker 1: light is on the outside of a house, and even
Speaker 1: still then it doesn't need to be like so l
Speaker 1: e ed so go middle of the road. Yeah, boys
Speaker 1: to man. I have a question if anybody is a
Speaker 1: front Gate user out there, which I wish they sponsored us.
Speaker 1: We loved them if they did. We both have front
Speaker 1: Bank accounts. Yeah, we have front Gate Garland and um.
Speaker 1: I have a question for any users or employees or
Speaker 1: CEOs of front Gate. It happens when the attached light
Speaker 1: strings starts going out because you can't really replace it.
Speaker 1: So do I am to replace the garland? Let us
Speaker 1: know comments, questions and concerns or sponsorships. We'd love. That's
Speaker 1: a fantastic question. Yeah, it's frustrating, is it? Tapia tie
Speaker 1: tied pia eight o eight. Sorry saw a lady flossing
Speaker 1: her teeth at a restaurant? What's a pet peeve for
Speaker 1: dining out? That would be disgusting, that would be ground
Speaker 1: for being thrown out of a restaurant. That's disgusting. That's
Speaker 1: like wiping your ass at the table. Like to me,
Speaker 1: it's like too much. Like this is just like I mean,
Speaker 1: flossing is very personal. I don't even like to floss
Speaker 1: in front of people. You know the scene in Pretty
Speaker 1: Woman or she likes and she's like, yes, it's it's in,
Speaker 1: things are coming out. Always take care of it there
Speaker 1: it comes. But no, that's disgusting, like leaving my floss
Speaker 1: just left by itself in the garbage. Can't like I
Speaker 1: wrap it up like other things drop up, because yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's disgusting. I don't want to leave that my
Speaker 1: husband or like cue tips when I've cleaned my ears
Speaker 1: to see that, leave that for him. Right, that's actually
Speaker 1: a great point. I've never thought about that because I
Speaker 1: said keep it together and I don't like to share
Speaker 1: a bathroom. But wait a minute, um, okay, so that's
Speaker 1: but another pet peeve when dining out, just oh in
Speaker 1: the old toothpick on the way out. I don't need
Speaker 1: to see if I like to take that. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think he realized he's doing it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: take that thing into your mouth. I told him when
Speaker 1: where the lady was wrapping this baby around her fork
Speaker 1: and I was like, what are we doing here? I'll
Speaker 1: tell you a pet people. Well, I can't say this again.
Speaker 1: I'm the asshole without kids. But it's like, if the
Speaker 1: kids throwing a temper tantrum at the table, get out,
Speaker 1: get out. I didn't come to pay to watch your
Speaker 1: kids freak out. Okay. I don't bring my dogs in
Speaker 1: there and have them start barking. Okay, So I don't
Speaker 1: need your kids for freaking out. And I get it
Speaker 1: their children, but you're the adult, So remove yourself or
Speaker 1: get your kids, or I'm gonna get your kids, some
Speaker 1: crayons and something to do, because it's not fair to
Speaker 1: the kids to sit at the table while you're enjoying
Speaker 1: your cabernet. And now I'm not enjoying my cabernet and
Speaker 1: the only thing I need is a cab out of there.
Speaker 1: We're writing it down because she's got a bigger story
Speaker 1: for the podcast. I'll preview it sitting at Wally's maybe
Speaker 1: last week or two weeks ago, and a dumbass at
Speaker 1: the bar with their dogs. Get out of here, Get
Speaker 1: out of here? Okay. And last, but not least, the
Speaker 1: Adventures of rocket Man. Oh my god, what a fantastic handle.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, all I think of is we're doing
Speaker 1: rocking man hell favorite Christmas song, well not the one
Speaker 1: I just thank what what do you got mine? I love?
Speaker 1: Oh holy Night? You know I really I get there.
Speaker 1: It's not too much a Celine Dion, Oh holy night,
Speaker 1: my God, drawing myself on the floor in a straddle roll.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I don't mean like a
Speaker 1: devil's role. I mean like a straddle roll to an
Speaker 1: up like it turns into when my sister and I
Speaker 1: have a few Christmas cocktails in one another and we
Speaker 1: were in our living room with socks on which I busted,
Speaker 1: asked before Jackie Quick in your kitchen and then I
Speaker 1: peeped my pants when I hit the floor. But we
Speaker 1: will go full leg extension into a lardy that it's
Speaker 1: like i'van stretched. The last time I was at your
Speaker 1: house dancing with Kendra, we were grabbing onto the back
Speaker 1: of the couch and she was showing me the one
Speaker 1: leg to like get that ass bumping and oh which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I got you guys matching pajamas today.
Speaker 1: I couldn't resist my this is what you do. She's like, Jarrett,
Speaker 1: you tell well Christmas, thank you, that's so exciting. I
Speaker 1: saw them. They were these silk green and red, and
Speaker 1: I was like, Kendra and Aaron will love these for
Speaker 1: their holiday gathering. But you have to wear a braw
Speaker 1: and then that's a whole other thing for the full
Speaker 1: leg podcast. I don't want to. I know you have
Speaker 1: to do with the parents, but then it's like I
Speaker 1: don't want to be wearing a bra my pajama. So
Speaker 1: sometimes like to get the pajamas that have the designs
Speaker 1: so that you don't have to wear one, and then
Speaker 1: it's a whole thing. Anyways, we're all out of time.
Speaker 1: Join us on the fulling podcast because we got a
Speaker 1: lot more. Oh shoot, hello b J seven three four
Speaker 1: recycled wrapping paper, yes or no? I don't thank you
Speaker 1: more recycle any of my wrapping paper. I do a
Speaker 1: horrible job, right, I mean, look at I guess, in
Speaker 1: the effort of being environmentally friendly, if it's a large
Speaker 1: piece of wrapping paper and you can reduce it and
Speaker 1: get rid of the edges that have to tape by
Speaker 1: all means. But for the most part, I'm a rip
Speaker 1: open kind of gal. Aaron's not ripping open her pajamas.
Speaker 1: She already knows that she got those, so those in
Speaker 1: tennis shoes. And I have to wear a bra. So
Speaker 1: there's that there today, not wearing a bra. I need
Speaker 1: to talk about that later. That is that is a
Speaker 1: different I don't That's not what happened when I work there.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like, I feel like I'm not
Speaker 1: even allowed to complain about it anymore. Like if you do,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get like conty. I mean, now you're you're
Speaker 1: what what are you calling that? Profiling? Some of them? Sister,
Speaker 1: Here's here's some customer service. Here's some service. Where are
Speaker 1: We're not an underwire? All right? That's enough. I see
Speaker 1: you guys on Thursday. Bye, I will I'll be the
Speaker 1: only one there on Thursday. For the podcast call I
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