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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, your electrolyte balance is a little off. What It's

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Speaker 2: just that your electrolyte balance could use some work.

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Speaker 3: Hello? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 1: My name is Juniper and I'm calling from blank blank

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Speaker 1: Fitness and I was looking for our remember Bennett Blank?

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Speaker 3: This is him.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I've Bennet. How are you?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: Well that's good. I was hoping that you would be

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Speaker 1: feeling okay because you do have a rather high cortisol levels.

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Speaker 1: So I wanted to check on how you're feeling and

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Speaker 1: if you're enjoying your experience at our gym since you

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Speaker 1: just joined a few weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I get fine. Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Are you sore after the workouts?

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Speaker 3: So? What's going on here?

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Speaker 1: Just because I know that you've been taking advil.

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Speaker 3: Not done your business what I've been doing? What is

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Speaker 3: going on from the gym?

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Speaker 1: Your biologics are quite interesting to me?

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Speaker 3: What what? Who are you?

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Speaker 1: I look at the biologics of our members, and your

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Speaker 1: biologics interest me. They're intriguing.

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to come straight out and say it

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Speaker 3: like this is just seems kind of weird to me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you're even talking about your biologic

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Speaker 3: and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Your skin micro biome is fantastic.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and now you're just starting to.

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Speaker 1: Creep out line skin microbiome.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, please don't talk about my skin. You're

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Speaker 3: being really creepy night right now. And like I even

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Speaker 3: want to know how you know about my skin microes,

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Speaker 3: my atom or whatever the hell you're talking.

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Speaker 1: About grow biome, your skin micro biome.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, No, I don't need you're talking about my

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Speaker 3: micro biome. Like, just want a place where I can

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Speaker 3: go work out, get some cardio in, and then go home,

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Speaker 3: Like I don't need, you know, some creepy action from

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Speaker 3: the gym and calling me up, harassing me.

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Speaker 1: I've been analyzing the sweat of our clientele for years,

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Speaker 1: and I've never seen a skin microbiome is perfect.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's very you know you've been studying my sweat towels.

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Speaker 3: You creep a little bit? What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Well, I understand that it may be a little

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Speaker 1: off putting, but it's for your own health advice. And

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Speaker 1: I noticed that your electrolyte levels.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not. You're just being creepy. And I have

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Speaker 3: a feeling that you're the only one who's doing this

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Speaker 3: at the gym. And I have a feeling that your

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Speaker 3: boss probably doesn't even know you're doing this either.

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Speaker 1: If we could not tell my boss about the fact

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Speaker 1: that I collect your sow.

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Speaker 3: Your boss is going to find out. And he's gonna

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Speaker 3: find out. First of all, I doubt you even told

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Speaker 3: you What are you just like going through the registry

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Speaker 3: and just calling right the people from the gym to

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Speaker 3: be Herbert just you, well, just me? How what are

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Speaker 3: you some kind of psychostalker? You know, following your boss?

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Speaker 3: I'm about to call the police. Like, this is not okay, mother.

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Speaker 1: It's just that I care about you, been it?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't you.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Benett, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your wife set

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Speaker 1: you up.

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Speaker 3: I even believe that was real. That was the most

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Speaker 3: psychotic thing I've ever heard in my life.

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Speaker 1: But like she said, you just joined a new gym

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Speaker 1: and wanted to mess with you somehow.

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Speaker 3: So it makes sense. I was like, yeah, I guess

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Speaker 3: maybe things are different at this time, but oh, my God.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,