WEBVTT - My Favorite George Foreman - George Foreman III 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.200 Have you ever taking a poll on punch from your 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:04.240 dad back in the day, Like. 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:08.039 Ye oh, yes, one time when I was like six 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:09.720 or seven, we were fighting in whoa wha. 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:12.920 Huh six or seven. I was hoping you were in 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:20.480 the ring at twenty. All right, never mind, Kasha Cosh 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:28.800 Shush show? Is this thing on? Hey, it's me Daniel Tosh. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:37.280 Welcome to Tosh Show. Hit the music? All right, Eddie, 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:37.920 how are you doing? 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:38.599 I'm doing good? 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:40.000 How are you not great? 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:40.680 Oh? 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:46.720 No, yeah, yesterday I was doing laundry for my daughter 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:50.320 and she may she probably has about ten pair of socks, 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:53.800 not too many, that's not a ridiculous amount. I don't 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:57.600 think I could find a single matching pair. And the 0:00:57.640 --> 0:01:01.480 problem is her socks are so tiny because she's so young. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:05.840 Did they go inside the crack in the machine? And 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.920 then you feel like they weren't cleaned? So I just 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.440 throw them back in the middle. Anyway, that's not the point. 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:12.800 So the point was I was like, oh, I'm just 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:15.679 gonna order new socks. Now, where do I go to 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:18.920 get socks for my daughter? I go to the gap 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:24.039 baby gap dot com and I see the socks and 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.000 then I look at the title. Now, I'm gonna put 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:29.240 this up on the screen. Look at this title, Eddie. Yeah, 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:33.840 that's called toddler let us trim sock. You have any 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:34.360 problem with that? 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:36.720 That doesn't Yeah, it doesn't read write. 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:43.360 You're telling me that nobody over at Baby Gap knows 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:48.440 what the term let us trim is. Either that's that's 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.600 a disgruntled employee, like ha ha. This will be funny, 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:55.480 little East dreg for people. I'll name this these toddler 0:01:55.600 --> 0:02:03.120 socks after a woman's uh discussin beefy vagina that needs 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:08.079 to get cleaned up, or they didn't know. I thought 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:12.520 it was common knowledge. I thought everyone on this planet 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:15.720 knows what a lettuce trim is. Does everyone here know 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:20.320 what a let us trim is? Yeah? Okay, so everyone 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.560 in this in this room knows what'll let us trim in. 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:27.240 Nobody over at Baby Gap knows what a lettuce trim is. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.560 And then then then I was like, oh, well should 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:33.640 I should I get my uh son this cute scarf 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:40.680 called the rusty trombone? Well that I made up. Anyway, 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:45.200 my daughter's got mismatched socks on. Currently. You know this 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.760 show needs, Eddie, what to take us to the next 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:51.760 level an intern. Oh yeah, I was told that we 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:57.399 received our first intern submission, that someone took the initiative 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:03.480 to write to us on the contact page of my website. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.200 Go ahead, Eddie, tell me what they said. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.560 Hey, guys, I love the pod. I'd like to intern 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:11.600 that I mentioned for free. I'm a University of Minnesota 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.520 soon to be graduate, and we'll do anything for the 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:16.320 show besides bjays let me know, Lucas. 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.320 Yeah, you see how you put that in right at 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:21.440 the very end. Yeah, I'll do anything for the show 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:26.720 and then accept fillatio. Well that's I don't even think 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:30.120 you need to put that in there. No, but I 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.840 mean it's probably better to have it in print. Like 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.800 I said, I wasn't going to and you're like, oh 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:37.480 you sure I have the email? 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:37.800 Phil? 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:44.800 All right, Well, he out smarted us. Lucas. As much 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.560 as I appreciate him reached out to us, I think 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.320 it would be short sighted of the show to just 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:52.800 give it to him. I think we should open this up, 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:56.680 you know, to a wider net. Feel free to send 0:03:56.760 --> 0:04:01.480 us any submissions of why you should inn on this show, 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.800 and I'm sure that's gonna open tons of doors for you, 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:08.360 especially if you're hot. Oh if you're a smoke show, 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:16.120 good chance. We'll take your application very seriously. I want 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:21.960 someone with some real world experience, an older person sixty minimum, 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:25.599 you know, where they don't necessarily need the work, they 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:28.840 don't want to work full time, but they're responsible. They 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:33.159 probably could use a lettuce trim. So if you're interested 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:39.719 in applying for our prestigious internship that will not pay, 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:44.720 will not give you a college credit, and you have 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:50.960 to sign a strict NDA check the link below. All right, 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:54.240 let's get to today's guest. I'm very excited about this guy. 0:04:55.279 --> 0:05:00.320 He's a friend of mine, our children, our friends. That's 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.720 very important to me because when we have playdates, I 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:07.400 get excited to see him. I enjoy him, and our 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.400 kids play well together, and I need that to continue. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:14.160 I need to stay in his family's good graces so 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:19.000 that his daughter will always protect my son from any bullies. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:30.120 Enjoy Pasha, my guest today, the undisputed heavyweight champion of 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:34.719 this room. Please welcome the one and only George Foreman, 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:39.120 the Third. Let's get ready to podcast. I'm gonna start 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:41.039 off with some simple stuff for you. Now, I understand 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:44.520 that you have twenty two brothers and fourteen moms supposedly, 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:48.080 is there a chance that your dad is Mormon? 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:51.839 Close clothes? We kind of grew up in the called 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:53.920 I think Mormon's remind me of a. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.360 Bo they do, and they are all right, no, no, 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.120 don't you. Don't you how many brothers you have? 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:00.479 I have five brothers and they have five sisters. 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:03.160 Do you think your dad forgot that? He already had 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:06.240 named his other kids George because of the dangers of boxing. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.039 If you ask him, he always says, like, if you 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:13.280 get hit by Muhammad Ali, Joe Frasier, Evan in to 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.600 holy Field, see how many names you'll remember? 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.000 So he was prepared for memory law fair enough. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.680 What was it like growing up on both sides of 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:21.359 the tracks? 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.360 It was interesting, It was interesting. 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:25.200 So my mom and my dad they got divorced when 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:28.480 I was young, around two, and but you know, always 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:30.880 wanted my mom wanted my dad to be in my life. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:32.520 We moved to South Carolina for a little bit, and 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:33.719 we moved back when I was six. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:37.640 Your mom wasn't rich, no at all. No, and your 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.480 dad obviously was extremely rich. 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:43.080 Yes, yes, right right around then he started getting rich again. 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:46.440 He actually was like fully bankrupt right right around eighty 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:49.159 six is and then went back to boxing, and by 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.360 like ninety one once again he was back to making 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:53.480 a lot of money. But yeah, my dad would pick 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:55.400 me up for church four times a week, and so 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.080 I would live. 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.760 Why four that's too many times for church? 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:03.559 Just Sundays, No, No, Wednesday night, Saturday night, Sunday morning, 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:04.040 Sunday night. 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:06.039 All I forgot about Sunday night. Yeah, we used to 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:06.840 have to do Sunday night. 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.600 Yeah, you know about that. But yeah, like that was 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.560 like I didn't wear Jordan's and all that. But then 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.240 I'd go to my dad's house and you know, you'd 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:18.080 have like twenty to thirty cars. Can't count them, twenty 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.600 to thirty dogs. But eventually, when I was like eleven, 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:22.640 my dad said, enough of this, I'm sending you to 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:25.200 boarding school so you can live like us, which I 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.720 appreciate it. But my mom she gave me other qualities 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.280 which were great. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:31.040 I mean, that's that's that's a weird. That's a weird 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:31.880 back and forth. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.560 It is like one week we'd hop in a private 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:38.640 jet like go here there, come back, hop off the 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.840 jet and I'd go back and like, you know, hope 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:42.120 the power was on, you know, but. 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.560 You always like say, Mom, I love you so much, 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.720 but can I have spend Christmas at Dad's. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:53.160 We actually had that conversation once and she won. But 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:54.480 I was happy to stay with my mom. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:55.160 I really was. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:56.920 Why don't I get to call you monk? 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:58.000 You can call me monk. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.680 You've never told me to call you monk. Oh well, no, you. 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:02.160 Can call me whatever you want to call me. Who 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:02.800 picked monk? 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:07.720 My aunt? So my dad's name is monkey. There's a 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:08.240 lot there. 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:12.960 Yeah, I'm never going to say that, just clear. 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.440 You can, but this is his story. No I'm not. No, 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:20.680 well you know, as we all know, that was a 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:21.520 derogatory term. 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.640 But my dad had a different father than the rest 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.680 of his brothers and sisters, and they knew, but he 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.320 didn't know. His mom knew, and they kept it a secret. 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:33.800 And so my dad's from a little town in Marshall, Texas, huh, 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.360 And he grew up on his He was born like 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:39.800 on a sharecropping farm. Basically, his mother and father were sharecroppers, 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:45.080 which is code for slaves and lonster short. She my 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.560 grandma had an affair with a guy about your height, 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.920 about your complexion from Texarcana, and he worked on the railroad. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:53.959 He had a good job, and they had George. 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:56.920 So my grandfather was you know about the color of 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:01.280 this mug right here, and sorry, my JD. 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:02.960 Foreman, who should have been my grandfather. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:06.760 They were both very dark and when my dad came out, 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:09.960 he was really like complected like you. And so typically, 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:12.960 like with dark skinned people, when the baby comes out, 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.640 around the edges of the ear are dark. And they 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.240 looked at the baby and they're like, we don't see that. 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:19.640 So they waited a few weeks and the baby was 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:23.720 still light complected, and so they started gossiping around the town. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.360 And she was so embarrassed, and he was so embarrassed. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:28.000 She got out of there. And then all of a 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:31.200 sudden years went by. My brother kept getting taller. I mean, 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.440 my father kept getting taller and taller than his brothers 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:36.240 and sisters, and he never got dark, and so they 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:36.839 all knew it. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:38.680 They didn't tell him to. He's twenty seven. 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.800 So as a youngster, they teased him a lot, and 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:44.480 they called them all types of names. Monkey, it was 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.840 kind of a term they used to tease, and it 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.439 was at first it was hurtful, but it became his name, 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.120 so much said in the streets he was known as monkey. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.240 So anyway, my aunt was like, we can't have two 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:57.000 monkeys in this household. So I'm gonna call him monk, 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.600 and I'm gonna call your dad monkey. When I was born, 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.439 he was like, all right, I'm going to name him 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.199 George the third, but I'm also going to give him 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.200 my name monk monkey, and then my. 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:08.360 Aunt shorten it. So here we are, okay, So you 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:09.040 can call me monk. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:11.280 I'm not I'm never guess what I dare you never 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:14.559 calling you monk, calling you George forever. So this is 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:17.360 how we know to our Our children play together a lot. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:22.640 And one time I was at a playground and your wife, who, 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:28.480 by the way, your wife a wonderful person, always late. Okay, 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:30.200 I don't I don't have a question for this. I 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:31.400 just want to get that on the air. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:35.880 Always she has no concept zero compets concept of holy count. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:40.680 For the record, George's wife, Sarah is white. And when 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.800 I was listening to this back, I realized that I 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.920 didn't bring that up. And then when implying that she's 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:49.280 always late, I'm like, oh no, that sounds like I'm 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.680 perpetuating a racist stereotype about black people, which I wasn't, 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.840 And I see color, you know, and even though technically 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.960 white is the absence of color, but I wasn't implying. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:01.920 And so now I want you to know that she 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:05.480 was white, and that was why I was comfortable saying that, 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:09.120 or I would be comfortable saying now, had she been Cuban, 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:11.400 that's a different thing. Because I lived in Miami, forbidden. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.520 Cuban time is something that we always say, implying that 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.000 Cubans are always a half hour to an hour late. 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:21.160 But I assume that's also racist, So maybe I shouldn't 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.840 bring that up. The real thing about his wife, to 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.559 be honest with you, to forget the fact that she's 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:29.920 always late. She swears like a sailor. She was talking 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:34.560 to this other parent, this guy, and I was not 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:36.920 in the conversation. I happened to just be kind of 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.640 over here, and as I was walking by, and he goes, oh, 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.320 which daughter is yours? And I walked by right at 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.240 that moment, and I go, oh, the one that looks 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:48.280 like George Foreman. And I kept walking and he goes, oh, 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:52.280 is she black? And then she you know, because she's 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:56.200 great at kind of awkward conversations. Was like, well, yes, 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:59.040 yes she is, and it was just oh, it was great, 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:00.679 great ate this moment. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.640 It was funny though I heard there was a moment 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.400 where he was looking around trying to figure it out. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.800 You know, he had no idea what he was he was, 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.520 so he was so mortified that he said, well, what 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.560 is she black? I was like, oh, this is good. 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.079 I just made an awkward conversation. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.040 But we also became friends. 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:20.640 Your daughter is h is very strong physically, she's tall, 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.440 like gonna be an athlete. I'm going to tell you 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:25.320 a story about your daughter that you might not know. 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:30.400 She made my son cry. Yeah, yeah, but you I 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:33.160 don't want you. It's not your your instinct is wrong. 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:36.440 Of why she did. She was talking to him and 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:40.360 she was like, you know, my my dad is stronger 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:46.440 than your dad. And and I told my son that's true. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.760 He's he's a lot stronger than me. It's okay. And 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:54.160 he got so upset and he was crying, and I go, 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:57.280 it's okay. I'm not you don't have a strong dad. 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.120 But and then I said, but I can. I can 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:07.280 dive better than her dad into because you came. You 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.000 were in Tahoe once. We were jumping off some rocks, 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:12.440 some cliffs, and I watched you dive in. It was poor, 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:16.200 It wasn't great. It was And I say, say, you 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:20.240 know what, that's actually a better trait than being stronger. 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.400 If you're going to watch the Olympics, what event are 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:26.800 you gonna watch? Are you gonna watch a lifting competition? No, 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:31.360 it barely gets coverage. But diving, that's that's NBC, that's 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.680 Prime time diving. So I was telling my son that 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:38.040 diving is actually that's a better trait. You're a badass 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:42.280 into water, by the way, I will take your Your 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.560 daughter has swim class at my house once a week, 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:49.000 and and literally last week I watched her do two 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:53.839 full laps long ways, just just killed it. Now she 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:55.440 used to not even want to get her face sweat 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.000 or anything like that. And this is one of the 0:13:57.040 --> 0:14:00.000 moments in my life that I think I'm the most 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:03.520 the top three proudest moments. Your daughter couldn't swim at 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.800 the time, and he hated being in the water. And 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.520 I got her in the water and took her wake 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:11.280 surfing with you on the back of the boat, just 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:16.600 like waiting to murder me if something went wrong. 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:24.000 I've never done anything with myself like that, with my 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.080 daughter like that before, and I will never do anything 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:29.120 like that with my daughter after just with you, because 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.160 I was sitting there and I was like looking at it, 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:32.520 and my wife was like, what do you think? And 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.400 I was like, you know what, sure because number one, 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:36.880 I know you, and I was like, he would die 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:37.880 if anything happened. 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:39.320 Number two, I was like, this would be a pretty 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:39.920 good lawsuit. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:43.360 Like I could just see this, and I've never sued anybody, 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:44.720 but I've been sued, so I know what a good 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:47.120 lawsuit is, and I was like, this one will be awesome. 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:49.280 In hindsight. I was like, I was like, that was 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:56.400 really really, really brave of me. Your dad was obviously 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:59.360 a strict father. Yes, so I mean some of that 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:02.480 has filtered onto your price. You've got you've got some 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:06.360 conservative roots for sure. Now, one of the other fathers 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.440 at pick up, I'm told I've heard this, I've heard 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:10.280 this is the great ran, but it's such a good 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:13.320 story that it makes me laugh. He asked if you 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:17.480 would be interested because he's a producer in starring in 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:23.040 some gay porn and I was like, this is in 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.760 This is the greatest thing I'd ever heard. I laughed 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.800 so hard. I was like, this little guy went up 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:31.840 to George and asked him, Hey, would you be interested? 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:37.280 You know, totally professional, not wasn't giving you drinks or 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:41.240 anything like that. Just just now what did what did? 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:43.200 What went through your brain where You're like, oh, we 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.000 got to leave. We can't live in a place like 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:47.040 this where I'm being asked this at school pickup. 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.800 I was like number one, like where do you get 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:52.600 the nerve to ask me like that? And then he 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:54.440 followed up and I said, I don't know if I 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:55.640 you know, I was like, I don't know if I 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.400 could do that, and he was like, well, you'll never 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.600 make it in Hollywood if you don't. The funniest thing 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:01.760 about that guy, by the way, was that he was like, 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:03.840 you know, like going on and on about how he's 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.280 like a movie producer and so on and so forth. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:07.880 And I met him a couple of times and then 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.680 finally like pulled me to the side and he was like, 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:11.640 I made my money important. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:11.640 Uh huh. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.480 Because he had all these stories about like how he 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.680 lives in Malibu. You know, everybody like has their story, 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:18.640 which is fascinating. But he was hiding that one. And 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:20.440 then he said, I'd like to cast you. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:24.640 So when does the movie come out? I didn't know 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:28.720 this for a long time. You used to date Kim Kardashian. 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:32.280 I forgot. How'd you know that this air tell you. 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:36.280 That I don't disclose my sources? 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:38.120 I know that's true. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.080 Was this pre ray J post ray J? 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:45.800 In the midst of the breakup? And oh wow? All right, 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:46.760 so I'll just go through fast. 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:48.400 By the way, I don't I don't want I'm not 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:51.040 one of these people that wants to hear another man 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.680 kiss and tell I think that's tacky. But if you 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.760 want to talk about eating ass, I'm all ears. 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:58.640 It's actually a pretty funny story. 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.200 So there's no like really kissed her tale because I 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:04.080 was like, I actually like, really liked her. She's like sure, 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:08.119 I would really like her too, super polite. There was 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:10.280 no nothing on the internet about here. Like she was 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:13.040 a stylist and would manage like wardrobes for people. She 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:16.320 was working for Paris Hilton, and I was just like 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.119 the perfect gentleman. And I was like, I want to 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.280 meet your family. I want to meet Bruce at the time, 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:21.520 Now it's Caitlin either. 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:22.680 Both are great. 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:25.840 Still her dad yep, and I want to meet your 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:26.760 mom met. 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.280 Her, her her sisters. 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:32.280 They were small at the time, and I remember like 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.199 taking Kylie and the other one and just being like, 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:36.359 can you please get them off me. 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:37.600 I didn't know they were going to be big stars. 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:38.960 You would have left them on you. 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:40.320 I would have been much nicer. 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:42.919 They're just bad kids at the time, and I was 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.760 just like always like respectful. And this went on for 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:49.399 like five or six months, and finally she texts me 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.760 one day and she goes, are you a virgin? Because 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:54.800 I was being such a gentleman, uh huh and so, 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:56.679 and of course I was like no. I was like 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.160 I'm just this is how you're supposed to treat women, 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:03.119 you know, and so. And then shortly thereafter, about a 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:06.360 month later, the news hit and of course, like I've 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:09.040 been telling my brothers and my best friends about, like 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:11.240 I'm dating this girl. She's cool, like I think this 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:13.800 could be one of the ones, you know whatever, like 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:17.440 she's special, and the news comes out and they're all 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.520 texting me like ha ha, They're sending me videos and 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:24.000 of course, like I went through that, which is completely fine. 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:26.840 A tough thing to go through though, No, No, you 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.200 were smacked out in the middle of Holy Cow. 0:18:29.560 --> 0:18:33.560 But I made it my business to double down on 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:36.879 our friendship, right because at that point we had I 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:39.119 think we had like a week or right before that, 0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:41.680 we had kind of like broken up. It was my fault, 0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:43.960 and because I was being a little bit of a punk, 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:46.800 long story short, I was like, you know what, at 0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:50.399 a time where everybody's back and the way, we're going 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:51.400 to have a real friendship. 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:57.560 And once once you saw how good it was, No, 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:01.840 it was unfair, like really, I mean it was unfair 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:04.560 because it's like it was her boyfriend. 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:07.160 You're going beautiful. I had no issue with her. She's 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:07.840 got some hustle. 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:10.480 They're doing the same thing everybody does at home except 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:15.080 for you and her, And now everybody just got to 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:16.720 see it, Like, can you imagine if anybody had a 0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:17.960 camera on what we do at home? 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:20.280 Oh man, that'd be the worst two and a half 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:21.200 minute video ever. 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:23.320 I thought it was just unfair, So I'm glad she 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:24.600 played it the way right she did. 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:28.199 Do you think about how much better, i mean different, 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:30.600 your life would be if you would have married Kim Kardashian. 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:32.240 I didn't mean to say better. 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:37.600 Nah, I mean, unfortunately, I tell you I'm dyslexic like that. 0:19:37.640 --> 0:19:40.359 I don't really think like that. I always think maybe 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:42.560 you know, those are the we had different journeys and 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:43.679 it is what it is. 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:45.640 She's now two doors down for me, though, which is weird. 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:49.639 Yeah, you're real good friends with her mom, Chris, that's 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:51.040 great and weird. 0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:53.240 Once again, I always wanted to get to know a 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:55.560 lady's parents because I feel like when you marry them, 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:56.720