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Speaker 3: If it doesn't move, squab, that's the sound of dog

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Speaker 1: And factory meal. These puppy mills too, is where they're

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Speaker 3: Anybody who buys a dog. If you purchase a dog

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Speaker 2: You don't do that? Is that clear enough?

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Speaker 1: So that was you're doing it wrong by Hojo ho of.

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Speaker 1: I think ignaget. We have a really great guest today.

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Speaker 1: Thomas middle Ditch is here. You know him from Silicon

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Speaker 2: Done some other stuff.

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Speaker 1: I look that up and he's coming on right now

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Speaker 1: on Hollywood.

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Speaker 2: I remember being in a TwixT commercial. Well, and I

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Speaker 1: Is there anything else Thomas, Well, he did a lot

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Speaker 1: of commercials. Okay, we can just talk about this show

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Speaker 1: just Silkham Valley. Do you think that's okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: He must have done some other stuff. Oh, he's in

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Speaker 2: Oh great, okay, who is he in that?

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Speaker 3: He's like one of the towns people that galfan Akis

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 1: That's a really shop owner. Yeah, that's perfect. Okay, let

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Speaker 2: Okay, coming right up, it's gonna be really good on

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Speaker 2: Hollywood Handbook.

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Speaker 3: Holly, Hey, your wolf heads, it's your wolf Man, Jack's nephews,

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Speaker 3: Sean and Hayes here to talk to you about the store,

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Speaker 3: the in the your the internal, the ear Wolf Store.

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Speaker 2: They didn't give us any ad copy this. It just says.

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Speaker 1: ear Wolf Merch Merch. And it doesn't say what the

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Speaker 2: Uh. I think they have a shirt that says ear Wolf.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and it's got a picture of a pirate ship

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Speaker 3: or it's like something really.

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Speaker 1: Like a blast like a professor blast off, probably like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they get they get listens. Uh so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's probably like a fucking hat or something.

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Speaker 2: Like don't they have ship like that? Yeah? I think

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Speaker 1: Www dot e ear Wolf, Earwolf Merch dot com, ear.

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Speaker 3: Wolf Merchstore dot com.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go to the.

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Speaker 3: Ear Wolf store site, click merch and then.

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Speaker 1: And it's divided into sections shirts, hats, shirt store, hats, shoes, pants, merge,

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Speaker 1: fishing gear, and it's and and you can and they have.

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Speaker 1: They're selling the stuff from all the shows you listen

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Speaker 2: So everybody buy merch.

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Speaker 1: So I turned a tipper, yeah gore, Yeah, yeah, and

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Speaker 3: Oh explicit lyric lord because she, I mean, at this point,

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Speaker 3: I've been listening to her fuck all night through the wall.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 2: She said some pretty wild.

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Speaker 1: Shit and her plan to like get rid of all

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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome.

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Speaker 1: Names in the red carpet lineback hallways of this industry.

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Speaker 1: We call showbiz corker. Corker corker of a guest.

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Speaker 2: We have a.

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Speaker 3: Corker of a guest and a real hot one, and

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Speaker 3: he's really gonna blow your fucking hair back.

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Speaker 2: It's Thomas middle Ditch.

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Speaker 6: Hi, everybody, Tom, and I guys, I just got back

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Speaker 6: from visiting my good friend, uh John DuPont his gravestone.

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Speaker 6: I love John Duplant. John dy Pont of the organization.

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Speaker 6: He was a good personal friend of mine. He used

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Speaker 6: to drive me around his chopper, and I'm so ashamed

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Speaker 6: that they've spread all those lives in that filthy, filthy film.

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Speaker 2: And do you like wrestling? Yeah? I do.

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Speaker 6: Actually, I share a passion for wrestling on the mat and.

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Speaker 2: Off high school high school wrestler.

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Speaker 6: I think my building fairly Obviously, I wrestled two twenty

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Speaker 6: and above.

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Speaker 2: Middle weight. Wouldn't that have been so interesting? Yeah? You

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Speaker 6: A lot of coaches said, are you sure you don't

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Speaker 2: Uh huh. And I made regionals. What's your signature move?

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Speaker 6: I like to do the chest slap. I like to

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Speaker 6: do the hand hole.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting scared just hearing, just imagining the chest slap.

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Speaker 6: Just I like to grit my teeth at them and

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Speaker 6: say you can't, you can't.

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Speaker 3: Okay, And that's mentally pretty devastating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I get in I get in the minds.

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Speaker 3: Trying to do something and somebody grits and their teeth

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Speaker 1: My confidence is shattered. Thomas, You're the main star of

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Speaker 6: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: Can I congratulate you on something real quick?

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Speaker 1: AV Club best of TV of the year, So it

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Speaker 1: can probably not top thirty five, but they did the

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Speaker 1: the list, and AA did give you guys a shout

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Speaker 2: That nice.

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Speaker 6: It's always make It's always good to make a sub

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Speaker 2: As long as you're on a list, you're good. And

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Speaker 6: It's entirely possible, which is only two spots behind The Leftovers,

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Speaker 6: which is a famously really good show. Well that's number

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Speaker 2: That's right, Yes, pretty good.

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Speaker 3: And what's it like working with bad Judge.

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Speaker 6: He's kind of a tyrant, he's and he's a really

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Speaker 6: I was disappointed. I was kind of exor marching a

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Speaker 6: and like overalls, yeah, sort of strong, bit silent, but

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Speaker 6: Thick yeahund No, he's a he's kind of like Paul

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that seems over the top. Can I say a

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Speaker 3: thank you? Because your TV show that you're doing is

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Speaker 3: finally something that is showing real nerds like me on

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Speaker 3: TV and making us the heroes. And aren't nerds taking over?

450
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Speaker 3: And isn't it bullies time to get in the backseat?

451
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,120
Speaker 3: And aren't we really ruling the world now? Yeah?

452
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Speaker 6: I mean we're hacking into the mainframe of society.

453
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Speaker 2: Yes, isn't that true? Yes? But in the funny times as.

454
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Speaker 6: Well, In a funny time, it's always a two for

455
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Speaker 6: measure of comedy. Yes, that's not my time, not my time,

456
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Speaker 6: I said my time. Okay, it's a little slow, not

457
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Speaker 6: my time.

458
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Speaker 2: Remember, okay? Right? Because of the.

459
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Speaker 3: Drummer movie Little Drummer Boy, Yes, and not Birdman, but

460
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Speaker 3: the other one, the featured drums.

461
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Speaker 1: You'll see a lot of movies. You're coming, You're coming

462
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Speaker 1: in here with all kinds of movie references.

463
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Speaker 2: Do you have Oscar fever?

464
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Speaker 3: And I mean, it's that diagnosable at this point because

465
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Speaker 3: you're talking about Fox Catcher, You're talking about the Drummer movie.

466
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Speaker 6: Yep, Hm, I'm talking about Uh, I'm talking about Big

467
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Speaker 6: Hero six, I'm talking about I'm talking about movies. I'm

468
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 6: talking about Berdman. I'm talking about Inherent Advice, which I

469
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Speaker 6: haven't seen me neither.

470
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Speaker 3: And I'm excited even if I hate it. Don't And

471
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Speaker 3: don't you think that maybe you caught Oscar fever because

472
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Speaker 3: last year you were having a scene in an Oscar

473
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Speaker 3: movie Wall Street.

474
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Speaker 6: I remember Marty Scores comes up to me, says, Tommy, baby,

475
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Speaker 6: I need you to do me, to do me a favor.

476
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Speaker 6: And I was eating a frozen yogurt at the time.

477
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Speaker 6: I said, Martin, I don't. I haven't spoken to you

478
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Speaker 6: since Janet's wedding Jackson and I looked at him. I said,

479
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Speaker 6: are you sure you want me in your film? He said,

480
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Speaker 6: You're the only person that can save it. I've got

481
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Speaker 6: Leo Tanking, I've got Jonah Tanking. I need a good

482
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Speaker 6: guy with a good fish bowl routine. And I've seen

483
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Speaker 6: your act and I love it now because he saw

484
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Speaker 6: my one man shot. How well it translated? Yeah, well,

485
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 6: you know that's what I've always said. Theodore goes to

486
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:34,360
Speaker 6: the big screen like two steppers in a step routine.

487
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Speaker 3: Is it true that when he approached you this the

488
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Speaker 3: studio had watched a cut and they had said this

489
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Speaker 3: is five minutes and one comedy bit short of being

490
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Speaker 3: really something special?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And I said, you know, Marty, I've kind of

493
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Speaker 6: I've done all my art house. I'm kind of in

494
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Speaker 6: it in the abyss for Benjamin's now And he slipped

495
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Speaker 6: me one and he said, I know this isn't sag Aftra,

496
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Speaker 6: but don't tell the reps.

497
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Speaker 2: So he gave me a little bonus. It was all

498
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Speaker 2: that was. That was the entire pay at the point.

499
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's very nice. So benjae hundred dollars, so

500
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Speaker 3: nothing to sneeze at.

501
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Speaker 1: No, Thomas, Yes, missed, missed on the Goldie Nod this

502
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Speaker 1: past week. What a how did that feel? You wake

503
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Speaker 1: up at five point thirty in the morning.

504
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Speaker 2: I wake up.

505
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Speaker 6: I set my arm for four fifteen because I like

506
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Speaker 6: to sort of just accept the day and brew my

507
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Speaker 6: French press, which I have a little smidge here in my.

508
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Speaker 2: Yes, I was smelling that. I was smelling that before.

509
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Speaker 6: I wish that were part of the silliness. This is

510
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Speaker 6: real and anyway, I love a good French press.

511
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Speaker 2: And yeah, I was waiting.

512
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Speaker 6: I was just refreshing on a Hollywood Reporter Variety TMZ.

513
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Speaker 1: Yes, because you were considered, if not a front runner,

514
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Speaker 1: at least a dark horse.

515
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Speaker 2: I was.

516
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Speaker 6: I've been a dark horse all season and.

517
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I just wish they'd let me ride.

518
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Speaker 3: I am working on a piece called Goldie Nod and

519
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Speaker 3: the Three Snubs, and I'll tell you your number one.

520
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I know. Well, you know it's it's Papa stuff.

521
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Speaker 4: You know.

522
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Speaker 6: Well, first season, eight episodes. You can only do what

523
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Speaker 6: you can do. And I don't know if there's It.

524
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Speaker 1: Really is mostly about number of episodes, isn't it.

525
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Speaker 6: Yeah, but we're trying to compete with people who have

526
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Speaker 6: twenty two episodes.

527
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Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't seem fair. No, some of them are even

528
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 2: twice as long as yours. Yeah, hour long, twenty two.

529
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Speaker 3: There's so much on screen more because all the time

530
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Speaker 3: they get to do.

531
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not fair and I want it to stop.

532
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Speaker 6: And this if any reps, if any Union reps are listening,

533
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Speaker 6: let's change the rules.

534
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Speaker 2: Guys.

535
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Speaker 1: Should we go over the people who did get nods

536
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Speaker 1: and you can talk about some of the things that

537
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Speaker 1: you did that were more interesting than what they were doing.

538
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, let's sling some mud. Is there? Do we

539
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Speaker 2: know any offhand? As I look them up? Oh? Probably

540
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Speaker 2: Jeffrey tambor ah Boring.

541
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Speaker 6: Hello.

542
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: If I wanted to see that, I'd go to my show.

543
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 6: Yes, I have a cross stresser show, a drag show, Yes,

544
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 6: that I put on every sun.

545
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: And that is not the goldfish bullsh There is a

546
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Speaker 1: goldfish bowl in this one.

547
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 6: Well, I have eight one man shows running simultaneously now,

548
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 6: all at the UCB sunset.

549
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 2: That new space is beautiful.

550
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 6: It's so good. I love the gorgeous ceilings. They're so tall, right.

551
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 2: And this sound very good.

552
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 3: I like to hear myself, then hear myself again, then.

553
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Speaker 2: Not hear anyone else.

554
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Speaker 6: My favorite part of it is that somehow they've soundproofd

555
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 6: the audience so you get very little reaction.

556
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 2: It might be laughing though no, or it might just

557
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 2: be a shitty show.

558
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Speaker 6: It's hard to say, but you know, regardless, I just

559
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 6: want to perform in deafening silence.

560
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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Complete list of nominees. Luck be

561
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Speaker 2: a lady tonight. I'm just a musical person constantly.

562
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 6: How about these pitcher Perfect movies that are making ooh,

563
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 6: can't get enough. I can't get enough the pitch Perfect

564
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 6: And I can't get enough of Hunger Games.

565
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: Big fan of both. Those are the big two for

566
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 2: me as well, and the dream would be to combine them.

567
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 6: If just picture Hunger Games, little Cat kit what's her name?

568
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 6: Kit Cat? Little Kitkats shooting a little bone arrow. She's

569
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 6: running away from all the other blood thirsty teens and

570
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Speaker 6: she watches.

571
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Speaker 7: In Mai com Gimbout, some cake guy on your Case,

572
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Speaker 7: crim Pin Cake a Lot, It's off on a rat

573
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Speaker 7: on a home breaking in day, you know all that.

574
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's better. That's better than either movie.

575
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, why can't we run for president of Hollywood?

576
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 2: I have the list. I have the list. Luisy k

577
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Speaker 2: and the show of the same name, What do you

578
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 2: think of that guy? Hat? William Macy in Shameless, William Who'sy?

579
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: In What's Less? Don Cheetle in House of wives. Now

580
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: he is good. Okay, though, be careful what you say.

581
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,479
Speaker 6: Like Ronnie Beatle and I've Got Pies.

582
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that is going a little far. Because

583
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 2: he is funny, he is.

584
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 3: As a comedic performer. For me, he's number one, which

585
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 3: is not to say you haven't been nominated. But as

586
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 3: far as when did I laugh so hard I couldn't breathe,

587
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 3: it was probably watching House Lives. It was probably something.

588
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 2: Don was doing.

589
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: And and another guy who I do think is pretty good,

590
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: Ricky Gervais and Derek. You have to give it up

591
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: for for that performance, don't you being like a dumb guy.

592
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 2: See you're laughing right now about it.

593
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 6: No, I'm just uh.

594
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 2: And isn't it time? It's brat you have to be

595
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 2: very brave.

596
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 3: Isn't it time again to start playing a retarded guy?

597
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm just glad. Someone I'm just glad kind of

598
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 2: like slaps his chest with his head. I'm just glad.

599
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 6: Someone took that note from Tropic Thunder to heart and said, no,

600
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 6: you do play full retard right, and it's working.

601
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: People like the show.

602
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: You don't like the show got a goldieknod Olay playball

603
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: like the show.

604
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: Okay, he's doing it.

605
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 6: I got them all get out man. And then this

606
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 6: is a psychic so this is not for the podcast.

607
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 3: But ah, yes, well he's doing a creamer move, doing

608
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 3: the old spin.

609
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 2: I'm getting buzzed. Who's who's buzzing you? Jane Fonda? She says,

610
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: where'd you leave the keys? Monster alone? Okay, and he's

611
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: doing Mike Judge. Yes, my fresh as Paul Lynde. Should

612
00:29:54,800 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 2: we play a game? What what are we talking here? Well?

613
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: With my sound on, the sound has beyond Gmail is

614
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: to have the effect I want.

615
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: Okay, what we do?

616
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: So we pay this rap song and then we do

617
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Speaker 1: I Love it where we have your Gmail up and

618
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: we're just gonna scroll through it on random search and

619
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Speaker 1: whatever comes up. You have to read that email. You

620
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: have to read it, no matter who it is, no

621
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Speaker 1: matter what it's from.

622
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Speaker 2: And can I say it beforehand?

623
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Speaker 3: Is usually you're gonna land on when you're going, oh, guys,

624
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Speaker 3: can I do another one? Do I have to do

625
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,479
Speaker 3: this one? And we've discussed it and you can't.

626
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Speaker 1: Yes, it's happens to be one of the rules that

627
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Speaker 1: you're not allowed to do a different one.

628
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So do you want to hit the search button.

629
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Speaker 2: Yeah I do.

630
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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Well, it's gonna make some pretty crazy noises

631
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 3: when it starts shuffling through all those emails trying to

632
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Speaker 3: find which one to land on.

633
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Speaker 6: Okay, let met me do it.

634
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: Please?

635
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: Why don't we just hook around that new Trump star.

636
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: Dad?

637
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 5: It was you?

638
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 2: Please? Waitie?

639
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: The watch.

640
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 2: Time is one thing we haven't got. It's a big wave.

641
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's for humanity. I thought I could do it.

642
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: I thought I could die here, but I just can't

643
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: the dust. Okay, so we found it landed on the email.

644
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just from uh. I don't want to You

645
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 6: have to, dumb as you have to read it.

646
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: You have to read the whole email.

647
00:31:55,120 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 2: From Kevin Costner at g email. Yesod what this is about?

648
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 6: It's from Kevin cost subject subject subjects subject fun party

649
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 6: last night was about. Okay, I'm excited to tell you

650
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 6: that I really enjoyed the that selection of vegan cheeses.

651
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 6: I hope I host these vegan cheese parties.

652
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: That's a polite that he's excited to tell you it's nice.

653
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, a couple of regrets. I'm sorry, I got so hammer.

654
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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, that's understandable.

655
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 2: It's a party and tell Sammy Sammy, Okay, I think

656
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: might be it's not.

657
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 6: Watkins from the Buffalo Sammy Hagar Watkins that I'm sorry

658
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Speaker 6: I tore his blouse.

659
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: Sort of a mister Brooks move. You've seen these parties

660
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: just will just go into this book sometimes.

661
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's doing yeah.

662
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 6: And uh, I know this is out of left field,

663
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 6: but can I get Jim Jarmush's phone number?

664
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: Is that a Field of dreams joke? Out of left field?

665
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: Is that reference? Yeah? Let me just write him back.

666
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: Is that a bull room go that he's doing that yourself?

667
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: And you really didn't want to read that from four

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Speaker 1: months ago?

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Speaker 2: Hm?

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Speaker 6: Hmmm.

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Speaker 1: Love Jarmush, Let's talk about Jarmush. I love how everyone

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Speaker 1: in his movies is having a good smoke, just having

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Speaker 1: a nice interesting smoke.

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Speaker 2: They're going.

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Speaker 3: I like how it sort of feels like maybe he

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Speaker 3: doesn't know what he wants to do yet when he

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Speaker 3: starts shooting it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a journey. It's always a journey.

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Speaker 3: I'm figuring it out at the same time. Is there

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Speaker 3: anything more daring than being confusing?

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Speaker 2: Thomas? Absolutely not? What if? What are some of your

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Speaker 2: favorite Jar movies.

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Speaker 6: I like, Uh, Winter's Bone too, Get me out of here.

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Speaker 2: That was good.

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Speaker 6: I was happy that he was allotted the sequel.

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Speaker 2: That was so nice. We did a pass on the

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Speaker 2: first Winter's Bone.

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Speaker 6: Oh really, you did punch up on Winter's Bone.

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Speaker 2: We did well. We did sort of an original, a

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Speaker 2: different version. It was about Edgar Winter. Uh.

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Speaker 6: And it was was kind of a Nick Frost character

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Speaker 6: or Jack Frost Nicholas. It's kind of a Nick Thune.

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Speaker 6: It's kind of a Nick Thuon type, foon type. Okay,

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Speaker 6: you know what the note was too Thune.

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Speaker 2: I'm so has charmer. God, he's so good looking. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm happy to see you got a great look.

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Speaker 6: And that little car, big guy, little car, that's what

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Speaker 6: I dream you.

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Speaker 1: Now it works, big cool guy, little kind of fucked

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Speaker 1: up stupid car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah for him.

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Speaker 6: M hm. Did you see Bad Johnson. I didn't see

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Speaker 6: Bad Johnson. I said good.

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Speaker 2: I saw good David.

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Speaker 1: David was about a guy who turns into a nice

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Speaker 1: penis instead of yeah yeah, yeah, but nicking this black.

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Speaker 2: I remember reading the script for Bad Johnson. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I think a lot of people read it. M hmm,

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Speaker 3: I mean I think it was just available to be read.

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Speaker 3: You know, people were sending it around.

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Speaker 1: But now, Sean, you had an experience with uh with

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Speaker 1: bad Johnson, right, I think we.

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Speaker 2: Should Well that happened to me.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, this is based on your life.

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Speaker 2: I made a wit.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was only listening to my penis and not

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Speaker 3: my heart or my brain. And so I made a

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Speaker 3: wish on my birthday. And when I'm blowing the candle

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Speaker 3: on the cake, ice cream cake, min chocolate chip, Yes please,

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Speaker 3: and I'm making the wish, and I go, m my

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Speaker 3: Dick would become a mean guy.

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Speaker 2: Now, Nick was on.

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Speaker 3: The show, Thomas, So how do you feel about that?

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Speaker 3: And do you think you're doing better than he did

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Speaker 3: or worse. I've listened to the episode. I can guarantee

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Speaker 3: you that I'm doing better. I feel sorry for him.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry he's having such a tough time and I

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Speaker 3: wish him to get well soon.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that nice? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, Look, I feel like a jerk for roasting him

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Speaker 6: Nick and everybody else. When you do a movie like

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Speaker 6: splinter Heads, you'll learn a lot. You learn how to

733
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Speaker 6: sort of you learn how to take a tape measure,

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Speaker 6: put it up to your eye and how they get

735
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Speaker 6: focused and you'll learn that Hollywood is a tough game

736
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Speaker 6: because you can have, as critics would say, the best

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Speaker 6: movie out I think two thousand and eight and get

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Speaker 6: snabbed to talk about snab him and snabbed a lot. Yes,

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Speaker 6: I showed the tip of my penis through wet boxes

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Speaker 6: in that fan.

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Speaker 2: I gave my soul. That's what gave it the title.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I gave my soul to Brandt Searson director and

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Speaker 6: just I don't know.

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Speaker 2: And did it kicks you? It kicks you?

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Speaker 3: And didn't you feel like then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 3: this Eventureland movie comes out. Yeah, and it's another heartfelt

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Speaker 3: carnival based film coming of age. I don't remember how

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Speaker 3: much of Eisenberg's penis I saw.

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Speaker 2: Oh I can.

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Speaker 6: I can guarantee you zero. Here's the thing when I

751
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Speaker 6: when we wrapped splinter Heads, we all looked at each other,

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Speaker 6: and I remember I remember saying to Lea Thompson, who

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Speaker 6: is from Back to the Future and a million other

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Speaker 6: things the future too, and she and I said to her,

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Speaker 6: I said, sweetheart, I think we did it. And we

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Speaker 6: hugged and then I turned around and someone had on

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Speaker 6: their phone. They said they had a trailer of this

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Speaker 6: adventure Land movie and I said, well that looks like

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Speaker 6: dog shit Jesse.

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Speaker 2: Who Yeah, who's in burg?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And it turned out that that made over eighty million

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Speaker 6: dollars hmmm in merchandise revenue because they did all the toys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you could get the Ryan Reynolds cool Carnival guy toy.

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Speaker 2: You can get the green army jacket on this Stewart

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Speaker 2: her fake head that you could kiss.

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Speaker 3: You could get the toy big Star record that you

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Speaker 3: could put on your record player doesn't play because it's

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Speaker 3: a toy.

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Speaker 6: But so I have a first generation three D printer

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Speaker 6: and I am making Silicon Valley dolls for free.

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Speaker 3: M get the wet their appetites that I'm hungry for it.

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Speaker 1: Then they I'd like to buy the one of the

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Speaker 1: babe you are bad babe?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Why aren't there any women on the shew?

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Speaker 2: There is there is one. People. Here's what pisses me off.

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Speaker 3: So everyone's going sounding off, being all mad, like why

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Speaker 3: is there no women?

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Speaker 2: Watch the chill.

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Speaker 3: There's no women. Number one, there is one woman number

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Speaker 3: or two. There's a freaking guy who's not a white guy. Yes,

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Speaker 3: And it is like people are just ignoring that.

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Speaker 2: Don't you agree?

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Speaker 6: He's not a white guy. Y, what do you want?

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Speaker 2: He's one of the main guys on the show, literally

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Speaker 2: one of the main guys.

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Speaker 6: He's even got he's got a silly accent. Yes, he

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Speaker 6: comes from a silly play. And his name is Billy Darouche.

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Speaker 6: His name is Gargamel. It's Gargamel, I mean.

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Speaker 1: And now it's like they're moving the chains on you.

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Speaker 1: You know well that at that point you do one nice,

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Speaker 1: really nice friendly thing like that, and then.

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Speaker 2: They say, oh, now we want something else. We give

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Speaker 2: him an inch.

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Speaker 3: I always say give him an inch, and they're gonna

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Speaker 3: ask for a whole female thing.

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Speaker 6: I just feel like I'm on strings and Hollywood is

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Speaker 6: the puppet master, and I'm tired of it. I've never

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Speaker 6: been in a more controlling environment than working with Home

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Speaker 6: Box Office.

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Speaker 2: Now, Hayes Bot.

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Speaker 1: Is this what you want? Is this what you're asking for? Membrett?

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Speaker 1: Is this is a sound on you gotta turn on?

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Speaker 1: It's getting over, Okay. This is the Popcorn Gallery Thief Dog.

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Speaker 1: This is a segment that we do where we get

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Speaker 1: questions from the listeners and that's the popcorn and then

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Speaker 1: we ask you the gallery about what the questions are.

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Speaker 6: I can't wait to still upon see.

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Speaker 1: That's what a good attitude. Yes, we have so many

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Speaker 1: people go into this.

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Speaker 2: I'm hungry today.

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Speaker 6: I've only had two eggs and a piece of so

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Speaker 6: many so many people are full, like proverbially.

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Speaker 2: Full, and they say I don't want any more popcorn.

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Speaker 2: I know, I love it. I crave it.

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Speaker 6: It's one of the few things that's vegans can eat

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Speaker 6: unless there's butter on it.

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Speaker 2: H And do you have a food blog.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's called uh help dot org uh front slash

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Speaker 6: contact us.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she said front slice.

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Speaker 6: I just want to make sure people know so well

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Speaker 6: on the keyboard and there's back.

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Speaker 3: Or front slice contact us.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to text show. I'm going to show about

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Speaker 6: hacking and coding and programming. I know what the key

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Speaker 6: is called.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's reach into the bag and maybe maybe Thomas

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Speaker 1: would like to eat someone front slice, back se arrow arrow,

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Speaker 1: half big sea, well sort of lazy sea.

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Speaker 2: And then there's a hard sea. Uh you got tic

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Speaker 2: tac toe there's yeah, so you're looking. I can see

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Speaker 2: you looking at the I just I can't. I don't

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Speaker 2: remember them. Those aren't my lines.

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Speaker 6: I don't have the memorized, okay, but I just want

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Speaker 6: to line. Remember line from your splinter heads. It goes,

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Speaker 6: I remember, it goes wait, wait, wait, wait wait, she's

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Speaker 6: into me. She's a babe Rachel Taylor. Yes, dream, I remember.

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Speaker 6: We we high fived. What's what's what do you?

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Speaker 2: Guy?

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Speaker 1: So we're reaching out a popcorn bag and we're pulling

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Speaker 1: out a question for you, and take your time because

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Speaker 1: it's going to take me a while.

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Speaker 2: To find a good one. There are something aren't that

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Speaker 2: very good? That doesn't surprise me? And this town is

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Speaker 2: full of not good.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's a computer chip. So to explain a little

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Speaker 3: bit about what just happened for you, we have my

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Speaker 3: friend Mark from high school records these sound drops and

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Speaker 3: that's what you just heard. And we always we sort

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Speaker 3: of tell him who the guest is, and then he

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Speaker 3: records he's reaching in the popcorn bag and then he

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Speaker 3: pulls out something you know, hopefully relevant to the show

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Speaker 3: or the guests, or it's just kind of fun to

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Speaker 3: think about. Yeah, yeah, and then that will represent the question.

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Speaker 3: Then Hayes will ask the question.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and can I say that when he says computer chip,

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Speaker 1: it's seen. Its like we should clarify this for him again.

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Speaker 1: It seems like he thinks he's reaching into a bag

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Speaker 1: of potato chips and that he's making a joke about

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Speaker 1: how it's a computer chip instead of potato chip, it's popcorn.

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Speaker 2: Okay, name of the segment is popcorn. He keeps. I

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Speaker 2: did talk to him, but I am glad to hear

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Speaker 2: that he's feeling better. He is feeling better, Okay, was

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Speaker 2: sick last week?

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Speaker 1: Check your email, guys, Thomas. This is a question from

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Speaker 1: corpse Fuckers. Ship Lord, Holy Christ?

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Speaker 2: Is that real? Love? Just don't think about it. I

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Speaker 2: love tapping.

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Speaker 6: Into the elite of the internet.

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Speaker 2: Now let's go.

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Speaker 1: I find that that it's better to just read the

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Speaker 1: name and just pretend that it's something nice and just

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Speaker 1: not even think about what it could possibly mean.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Question is for Thomas middle Ditch. Okay, and it's uh.

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Speaker 1: You claim you're a big time nerd because you're on

878
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Speaker 1: the IT crowd, But how do I know you're a

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Speaker 1: real nerd like Chris Hardwick and not just a faker?

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Speaker 2: And this is a very good question. And if you

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Speaker 2: get the answer, thank you, nice man. Food Lord. Yes, Okay,

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Speaker 2: this might answer your question.

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Speaker 6: I was at a party with my date at that time,

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Speaker 6: Haley Joel Osmond, and I remember this, we'll do this

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Speaker 6: around the horn style. Yes, I remember both of us

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Speaker 6: being seduced by a very inebriated Keanu Reeves. You had

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Speaker 6: just finished Jack Reacher and Jack Reacher too, John Wick,

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Speaker 6: and we were all getting along great. And I remember

889
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 6: I wake up face down in a hot tub. Oh,

890
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 6: chlorinated water in my lungs, and Keanu had taken Haley

891
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 6: away from me. So I don't know if that makes

892
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,240
Speaker 6: me a bully or a nerd, but I think maybe

893
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 6: here's something a nerd might say.

894
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 2: Do the math. Yes.

895
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: I was waiting to see how this would connect with you,

896
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: proving that you were a nerd, and I think I

897
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: just did it.

898
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 2: Yes, do the math. Bicycle, bicycle.

899
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 6: And that's when they're sort of they're up in the

900
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 6: trees and the kids are savagely sort of trying to

901
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 6: chop down the tree to.

902
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 2: Get her evil robot bees. Yeah.

903
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, and she's only got her she's only got one

904
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 6: arrow left, so she's like, I want to.

905
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 2: Ride my bicycle. Yes, it's because it's all queen songs. Oh, yes, yes,

906
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 2: it's sort of a Queen revival.

907
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: Well, yes, hung games, It's like it's sort of like

908
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: just people just because just because there is one already.

909
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 3: Yes, I was glad to say people think that just

910
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 3: because there's been one Queen Jukes Juke Buck musical, yes,

911
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,959
Speaker 3: that we can't do another one.

912
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, so they have we Will Rock You, and

913
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:48,959
Speaker 2: we have we will shoot you with a arrow.

914
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: Yes, and we've changed some of the words. You know,

915
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 3: at least we will rock you. We changed the words

916
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 3: for bicycle we were sticking pretty close to the bicycle thing.

917
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no rules. We can do whatever we want. Yeah,

918
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: it's make believe. Okay, do we reach back into the bag.

919
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 2: It's real. Ooh, it's a bar of code chip. Okay,

920
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 2: well I got well he got the note afterwards. Well yeah,

921
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 2: it isn't really. Yes.

922
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes he does seem like he's anticipating what we're

923
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: gonna say, and he's like sort of doing it a

924
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: real time. So in this case, I feel like he

925
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: is choosing to ignore us because he thinks that his

926
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: version is better.

927
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 2: I'm thirsty. Can I have some of the hand sanitizer? Yes,

928
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 2: it's very it's very potent. It's all old hat.

929
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 3: Cody was drinking that for a while and he's really

930
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 3: sort of melted his brain.

931
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, okay, God, so many of these

932
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: questions are about just to play on your name.

933
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 5: Are you?

934
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 2: Are you in the middle, Yes, that's right. It's something

935
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 2: that a lot of people did.

936
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 6: Jello well you and Darren Lindsay from elementary school. I'm sorry,

937
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 6: that's not a name drop of anyone famous. It used

938
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 6: is my bully. It was my bully, and I.

939
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 3: Love well you, oh him a great deal of gratitude

940
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 3: because the bullying and the nerd the ye okay, and

941
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 3: he's doing a director.

942
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 2: And the did the ye I had. That's part of

943
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 2: my fish Bowl one man show. And you can't see this,

944
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 2: but he's molesting a small shut so well you can't

945
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 2: see it.

946
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 6: Every Tuesday night at U see be a Sunset's room.

947
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: Now and to ride the model trade all around? Yeah,

948
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: the room so much farther you used to be have

949
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: that little stage. It would like have to say build

950
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: that it does.

951
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I talk a lot the hot topic issues.

952
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 6: There's a there's a Woody Allen scene, there's a Cosby scene.

953
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,720
Speaker 2: I do it all and please don't laugh.

954
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 3: If you're at the UCB Sunset show because it screwed

955
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 3: him up and he loses his plate and I.

956
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,720
Speaker 6: Have to start again. I've done a six hour show once.

957
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 2: I assume you're cosby scene. Is him not doing anything wrong? Right? Oh?

958
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, it's him doing some hilarious the kids say

959
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 6: the darnist sings routine. I have a bunch of kids,

960
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 6: well left over from the Woody Allen bit.

961
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 2: What is a good question?

962
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: People used to at least just look the person up

963
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: on Wikipedia, and that was lazy and they would come

964
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: up with some like little detail and be like.

965
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 2: You were in this, but now in your heads, now

966
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 2: it's just not even that. Now it's just him being offensive. Okay,

967
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 2: how about this one? This is sort of similar to

968
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 2: something we've talked about.

969
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: But this is interesting question for mister middle Ditch from

970
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 1: Match Game seventy two. Who would win in a computer fight?

971
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: You were Jesse Eisenberg, And it is interesting how you

972
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: and Jesse have been sort of we've been rivals from

973
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 1: these parallel model trains.

974
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 6: I've never met the guy. I've just heard the rumors.

975
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 6: Yeah you know, he's a terror. And then right, but.

976
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: It's because you listen to the like, if you think

977
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: about it, you did splinter Heads, and then he did

978
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: Adventure Time, and then you did your smart show, and

979
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 1: then he decided to do a smart movie.

980
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, it's all.

981
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 6: But he's always lagging behind a little bit. It's always

982
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 6: after me.

983
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 2: Yes, isn't that? Isn't that so true?

984
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 6: The only interaction I've had with Jesse Eisenberg is one

985
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 6: time at a King's game. We were accidentally sat next

986
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 6: to each other because there's you know, there's those celebrities rows.

987
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Sean, do you want to listen to this?

988
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 3: I was still looking for a good question because I

989
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 3: feel like I remember one, But now I'm just going like, no, no, no.

990
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: This is good.

991
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, I have one that I think I like. Okay,

992
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,760
Speaker 1: give it to me because I asked the questions.

993
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 3: Well, it's just the one right above the corps fucker

994
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 3: shitload question that you asked the first time, and I

995
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 3: thought that's kind of funny. Okay, oh yeah, what happened

996
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 3: he hit the he ate the puck or something?

997
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 6: Okay, so you read the trades?

998
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 2: Good job? Next?

999
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:56,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, can I just say please everyone read Jesse

1000
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: Eisenberg's chats and murmurs if you want to laugh.

1001
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: So funny.

1002
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 6: Oh, he's got a great he's got a great picture

1003
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 6: only blog.

1004
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 2: So this is the question.

1005
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 6: It's I mean, he's again, he's a little bit behind me,

1006
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 6: so I have helped out.

1007
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 2: He has saved me.

1008
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 6: Dot eed u and his section is the front slash pics.

1009
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 6: But you have to write dot front slice dot htm out.

1010
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 6: You have to do that because he's.

1011
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 3: And he was doing yeah, and he was he used

1012
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 3: to be on move on, didn't he Yeah, no, bag.

1013
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 2: He was the baby in family ties.

1014
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 3: It's a front slice button broke off the keyboard, so.

1015
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: He is, he is listening and yes, he's doing them

1016
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: in real time. We don't know how he does it

1017
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: because he says us the things ahead of time.

1018
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got him in my email. But then when

1019
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 2: I open him up, they're always they're always very current.

1020
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 2: So here's a question from ASTech. This is the one

1021
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:59,439
Speaker 2: that you want. Yeah, okay, okay, mister middle ditch.

1022
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: In a scenario where you were buying your burial plot

1023
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: and there are three hole side by side, which one

1024
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: would you choose to put your headstone over?

1025
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 2: And why.

1026
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 6: I suppose the middle right, that's what he's getting at.

1027
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: I think it's the best version of Yes, the best

1028
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: version of the joke that fourteen people did.

1029
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,240
Speaker 3: And I think this one actually took a little time

1030
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 3: to think about. How do I get this first thought

1031
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 3: joke to it is like a real.

1032
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 2: Question, It is a real thinker.

1033
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 6: It is, Well, my mother's maiden name is Pickering, so

1034
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 6: I guess i'd pick you'dick the middle. Oh, I can

1035
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 6: have fun. I can poke fun at myself. I can

1036
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 6: poke fun at myself.

1037
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 3: That's something I've always really liked about you. Ye, You're

1038
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 3: not one of these people who now is just unwilling

1039
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 3: to have a laugh at some of the funny things

1040
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 3: about themselves. Because after splinter heeads, I think you could

1041
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 3: have with you would have been well within your rights

1042
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 3: to sort of say, hands off. Nobody gets to make

1043
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 3: a joke about me anymore. I'm a big honking fucking deal.

1044
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well it's on Netflix right now, so is it

1045
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 2: still yeah streaming? Yeah? Oh okay, I don't know.

1046
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 6: But the important thing is I thought it was.

1047
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 2: This is a question. It is going in the bag.

1048
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 2: Don't please don't try to read the question ahead of time.

1049
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 2: I remember, is that just a photo of someone sleeping. Yes,

1050
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 2: that's a slibody photoshopped themselves sleeping at a bathtub over

1051
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 2: a toilet. Our forums are getting very arty. I don't

1052
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 2: really know how I feel about it.

1053
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 6: You've encouraged this non subscribers on your forums?

1054
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 2: How many? How many members?

1055
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 3: Then I'm just playing the sound drop and then I

1056
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 3: will get right to you. But I have to hold

1057
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,839
Speaker 3: the button down for the soundrop to play, and and

1058
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 3: we have drave it up because there's no show coming

1059
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 3: in and it's I'm getting fucking computer.

1060
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: That's a code for the end of the show. And

1061
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: we are gonna read Zina's question. But now we're not

1062
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: going nice.

1063
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 2: Tryinja and have have at it this week.

1064
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 6: I can't believe I'm being bumped. Normally, this has never happened.

1065
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,760
Speaker 6: If Jesse is out in the other room.

1066
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,919
Speaker 2: It's on our show. It's another show entirely, okay, another

1067
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 2: show entirely. And we would love we would love to

1068
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 2: do this forever forever.

1069
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: We used to be able to do it at the

1070
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: time they do it. Yes, okay, So please.

1071
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 3: Read the forums and can write on them too, and

1072
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 3: go to Facebook and like the page, and go on

1073
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 3: iTunes and click five stars and say that you like it.

1074
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: And we are going to find someone who bought the

1075
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: who bought the pro version this week?

1076
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 2: I think it was Dixon.

1077
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Dixon, Dixon bought the pro version and thank you

1078
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: so much for doing that. We're putting together your It's

1079
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: actually gonna be a little late this week because the holidays.

1080
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 1: It's gonna take a while a ship, but we have a.

1081
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 2: Really great package of goodies for you.

1082
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: And and also in return you get to hear a

1083
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: selection from your Hunger Games Queen musical.

1084
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,879
Speaker 2: And this is just one more cliff. This is out

1085
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 2: of all the podcasts I've been on, this has been

1086
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 2: absolutely the worst. That's fair. Yeah, sure not. It's not

1087
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 2: supposed to be fun, but you but you want you

1088
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 2: do want to sing your song?

1089
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 6: Right?

1090
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: We do need you to do this song yet?

1091
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:21,760
Speaker 6: Okay, fat bottom girls, keep making the rock and girl

1092
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 6: go round.

1093
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:29,359
Speaker 2: Help me. I'm getting chased. Bye.

1094
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 3: This has been an Earwolf Media production executive producers Jeff

1095
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 3: Ulrick and Scott Ackerman. For more information, visit earwolf dot.

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