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Speaker 1: You don't he confession. I can't take back o arm

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Speaker 1: mouse speak.

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Speaker 2: I got a Texas seventy five nine two that says

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Speaker 2: I drive a motorized wheelchair and whenever I feel a

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Speaker 2: fart coming on, I'll slow down slightly, so when I

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Speaker 2: do toute, I can speed up like it was a

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Speaker 2: turbo boost. That's awesome. You gotta find the little simple

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Speaker 2: things in your life that make you smile. I guess,

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Speaker 2: and what's simpler than going on live radio and confessing

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Speaker 2: your deepest, darkest secrets to the entire world.

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Speaker 3: Nobody knows it's you. We've got a voice change.

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Speaker 2: No't worry that brings a smile to everybody's face. We've

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Speaker 2: got a woman ready to give it a go today.

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Speaker 2: She's chosen Mandy as her fake name. Mandy. Welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 4: Hi, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: She's like, my real name's Amanda. No one will know.

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Speaker 2: We're keeping you anonymous for this. Mandy. Whoever you are,

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Speaker 2: the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so my dream right now is to be an actress.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but just to you know, pay the bills and

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Speaker 4: everything while I work on that. I'm a barrista and

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Speaker 4: I've been doing that for about two years.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that seems pretty normal.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I've gone pretty good at latte r.

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Speaker 4: I can do a couple of different designs, and a

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Speaker 4: lot of regulars that come in will ask me for

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Speaker 4: specific designs.

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Speaker 2: I've always been so impressed by people that can pull

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Speaker 2: off the latte art because I can't do it.

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Speaker 3: I've tried, You've tried. Where you tried? Do you have

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Speaker 3: an espresso machine?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I go into other people's houses and try it on

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Speaker 2: Mars they let me strange, Yeah, but good for you.

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Speaker 2: You must have a you have a lot of talents, clearly, Mandy.

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Speaker 4: It took a lot of practice, and so I like

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Speaker 4: to just like mess around and experiment. And so I

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Speaker 4: was making some latte art of some less than appropriate design.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what I'm requested when I'm going to

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Speaker 3: your coffee shop. So funny.

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Speaker 4: So I did get called back up to the front,

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Speaker 4: and so I just left the mug there and someone

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Speaker 4: ended up taking it out and serving it to a customer. No,

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Speaker 4: she obviously didn't look at the lape art.

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Speaker 3: You mean your coworker didn't look at the.

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Speaker 4: La coworker did not look at the lape art.

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Speaker 2: How dare she?

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Speaker 4: You know, when it's busy, you just move in.

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Speaker 2: It sucks as if it's the shape I'm thinking, even

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Speaker 2: if you turn it upside down with the it doesn't

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Speaker 2: really mean yeah clover, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Long.

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Speaker 2: So what happened?

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Speaker 4: So then they gave it to the customer who did

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Speaker 4: not have the sense of humor that you do. Oh

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Speaker 4: and so he like looked up at her and then

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Speaker 4: he just started yelling like he must have been having

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Speaker 4: a bad day regardless because he just started yelling at her.

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Speaker 2: I would have made my day instead of ruined it. Though,

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Speaker 2: if I got like some funny art in the cup

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Speaker 2: and be like, oh, I.

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Speaker 3: Know you men like they're like, this is.

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Speaker 2: What happened with that customer.

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Speaker 4: So he started yelling at her, and she got so red,

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Speaker 4: she was so cid. She's just she's pretty young. So

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Speaker 4: so I I I'm not sure because I could tell

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Speaker 4: she was so uncomfortable and about the cry. I wasn't

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Speaker 4: gonna let her be on the hook for that, so

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Speaker 4: I took responsibility for it, like I was just messing around.

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Speaker 3: I would have been like, oh, it's a heart, it's

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Speaker 3: your dirty mind that turned it into that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I should have blamed that on the customer. So

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Speaker 4: I ended up getting fired for it. Warning yeah no,

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Speaker 4: not even a warning.

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Speaker 3: God, I bet your regulars were so sad that the

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Speaker 3: lady is gone.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, exactly. I figured that they would miss me,

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Speaker 4: so I kept practicing at home. I can't with a

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Speaker 4: little backup idea.

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Speaker 3: Selling two of them in the back alley behind the.

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Speaker 2: Coffee pa Pham Street Coffee.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I actually I started selling the designs online.

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Speaker 2: Oh what do you.

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Speaker 3: Mean shipping milk?

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Speaker 1: Obviously, So I started photographing those like Naughty lacke Arts,

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Speaker 1: and I sold some of the paints and the prints

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Speaker 1: on Etsy.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant.

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Speaker 4: I don't believe how much it's blown up.

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Speaker 3: Why is that a secret?

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Speaker 4: Well, so I haven't told any of my friends, so

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Speaker 4: they have no idea.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I would bring a bachelrette party into

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Speaker 3: your coffee shop, so fun.

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Speaker 2: They fired from the coffee shop.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you need to open a twenty one and over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to hire to wear like scantily clad things. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you've got guys in their shirtless I think that

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Speaker 2: could actually go a long way for you. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: are you doing this? Is this like your new full

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Speaker 2: time gig that you're doing? Oh yeah, do you have

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Speaker 2: a new job?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I wish. I mean the dream is still acting,

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Speaker 4: you know, so I'm still pursuing that at the same time.

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Speaker 4: But this is just a really nice, uh, pretty easy

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Speaker 4: and fun way to pay rent and mutility.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't put this particular stuff on your acting resume, though,

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Speaker 2: because you might get into some movies that you don't

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Speaker 2: want to be in.

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Speaker 3: Boy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as aist, but that's just when you start.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but.

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Speaker 4: That's my secret.

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Speaker 3: I like it. I know. I don't think you should

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Speaker 3: keep it a secret. I think you should tell everyone

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Speaker 3: you need to, like swell your success. You may get

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Speaker 3: banned on social media, but you could drive for a

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Speaker 3: while out there.

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Speaker 2: Text in seven eight five nine too. If you have

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Speaker 2: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide

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Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next

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Speaker 2: mass speaker. Your phone taps.

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Speaker 3: Coming up right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 3: morning