WEBVTT - Ep 309: Buffalo Milk Boys

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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<v Speaker 1>the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically crucially.

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<v Speaker 2>Important today on This Is Important.

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<v Speaker 3>Hot Hot, Hot Hot Salsita.

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<v Speaker 2>So you were trying to suck your own penis, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Tune you up, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go. Yeah, what's up? What's up?

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<v Speaker 4>What's up? My boy? So good to see you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, it really is it? Really is it? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, honestly, it's really good to see you guys. I

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<v Speaker 2>love you, guys. I fucking love you guys. Man, I

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<v Speaker 2>love you too.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I'm so excited about is next week we

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<v Speaker 1>have We've got plans to kick it together.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing a company retreat. Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>We're taking my boat all the way to the high

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<v Speaker 1>Sea in island far away.

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<v Speaker 4>And I just want to say this now, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>going if I drown, that's impossible. I'm not I'm not depressed.

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<v Speaker 4>You know how people do this when they're like I've

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<v Speaker 4>uncovered something and they go like, I'm not suicidal, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not depressed. No one's blackmailing me. And then like if

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<v Speaker 4>I go missing or they say I killed myself, They're

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<v Speaker 4>like So if I go overboard and I drowned.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. We know that's not possible. So me and

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<v Speaker 2>Adam are gonna off you. We gotta think of a

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<v Speaker 2>different a different way. Yeah, you're not drowning.

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<v Speaker 4>I did wonder how far I could swim? Yeah, could

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<v Speaker 4>I make it?

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna you're gonna drown in Buffalo milk.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's a weird name for what you shoot out

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<v Speaker 4>of your.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh that is a weird name in general, but it

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<v Speaker 1>is the It's like California, uh, Catalina island treat Yes, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Our buffalo's female. Our buffalo's female. You know, like a cow.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like a bull.

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<v Speaker 2>They can be Yeah, obviously, Yeah, they you called?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you call like a lady bison or like what?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Lady bison is a hot name.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this a him he situation? There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>what do you call a guy? Is a guy buffalo

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<v Speaker 4>different than a female?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a buffalo? Oh buffalo?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it a buffalo?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>A female buffalo is a buffalo.

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<v Speaker 4>Not not as buff not as.

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<v Speaker 1>Buff Okay, hell yeah, so a buffalo milk. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about this last time. But it's a vodka.

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<v Speaker 2>It's prim Deco. You're drinking Coco. I'm drinking Coco bro

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<v Speaker 2>So greened.

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<v Speaker 4>To cock makes make my coo.

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<v Speaker 1>Cream d banana and some milk and some milk.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do they even add the milk?

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<v Speaker 2>The cause of that, well, that makes the buffalo milk.

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<v Speaker 2>The first part is the buffalo. Yeah, baby, I'm excited, Bud.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I'm wearing my fish hat. I hope we

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<v Speaker 3>put some poles in the water. God, we'll bring some poles.

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<v Speaker 3>You got poles to Yeah? I actually don't have a one.

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<v Speaker 3>How much is how much does a fishing pole run? Y?

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<v Speaker 3>I bet they get a rod?

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<v Speaker 4>Do we call them rods?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if if it's a rod that can

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<v Speaker 1>handle the type of big tuna, I know we would

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<v Speaker 1>be after deadly.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a few hundreds of dollars. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you have you have a rod your whole life, right.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're getting a rod, you're keeping the rod. Rods

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<v Speaker 1>can last a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>No, But but this, I feel like this is a

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<v Speaker 4>kind of like a golf thing where it's super expensive.

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<v Speaker 4>But guess what, in two years, there's a newer, better, lighter, faster, harder,

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<v Speaker 4>it stiffer.

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<v Speaker 2>What are they changing about the about the pole man?

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<v Speaker 2>It's straight, it's got the.

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<v Speaker 4>Line, the whole. This is every industry. Every industry is like,

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<v Speaker 4>actually now it's more carbon fiber weave than before.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like, oh fuck, it's science.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know, you know it still catches uh

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<v Speaker 1>a giant big tuna that we're after Grandpaul's old stick.

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<v Speaker 1>It's science that you found in the garage, right? Did

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<v Speaker 1>that thing off called a big tune?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the call where you just dangle your arm and

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<v Speaker 4>then the noodle? Noodle?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we noodle?

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<v Speaker 4>I would love to.

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<v Speaker 2>I got something output in the water sharp.

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<v Speaker 1>That was actually an episode of bad ideas, was I was,

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to go noodle?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you make a joke and be like I could

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<v Speaker 2>do it with I got a bait?

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<v Speaker 4>And what do we noodle? What? What fits for? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's it's a giant catfish and then you

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<v Speaker 1>just let them like suck on your arm until you

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<v Speaker 1>like put their whole arm in their mouth and they

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<v Speaker 1>pull it out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it literally might be the scariest thing in my

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<v Speaker 3>mind that you could do. That sounds absolutely terrifying. I

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<v Speaker 3>number one, I do that's scariest thing in your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, you can do. I don't like fish.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe I will admit that that's scary to me. Scariest.

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<v Speaker 3>What's so scarier than letting a fucking a big ass catfish?

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<v Speaker 4>You're sticking to it.

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<v Speaker 1>You cover yourself in meat and throw yourself in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of a shark feeding frenzy.

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<v Speaker 4>That's pretty scarier. That's not even just like out running

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<v Speaker 4>in a mountain. You look back and you hear something,

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<v Speaker 4>You turn into a mountain lion. Go on, let me

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<v Speaker 4>get that.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate the thought of that, or how about that thought.

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<v Speaker 1>You are camping, okay, and you you trip, you trip

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<v Speaker 1>backwards on a on a log land and when you land,

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<v Speaker 1>you just hear.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not scarier.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't realize we're doing sound effects. Okay, ready, So

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<v Speaker 4>you're a janitor. You've got a lot of keys. You

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<v Speaker 4>just said to a little boy, I'm gonna go to

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<v Speaker 4>the roof of the building and get that ball you roof.

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<v Speaker 4>You're up there in a rainstorm, you hear thunder, you're

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<v Speaker 4>struck by lighting. That's pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something about sticking any part of your body in

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<v Speaker 2>swamp water and waiting for something to come down for.

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<v Speaker 4>Very scary.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be scarier if it's alligator infestival.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate alligators, Oh god, oh God. I hate that

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<v Speaker 2>they are so scary to me.

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<v Speaker 4>The words you're choosing to use scariest and hate alligators

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<v Speaker 4>are the scariest.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, a lot of hatred spawns from being scared.

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<v Speaker 4>And you might hate sticking your arm into a catfish.

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<v Speaker 4>You would hate that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes the things you hate is because you're really you

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<v Speaker 2>fear that.

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<v Speaker 4>But I don't hate alligators. I think alligators are kind

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<v Speaker 4>of cool. I think they're my fast favorite animal. I

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<v Speaker 4>do not like alligators. You don't respect them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Wait, and you have.

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<v Speaker 4>So much love in your heart.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's so weird, Blake as you're throwing off this

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<v Speaker 1>hate for alligators, when I feel the blake that I

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<v Speaker 1>knew that I lived with for seven years. We were

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<v Speaker 1>a domestic partnership in the eyes of the law.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, owned a reptile.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of considering this boat boat trip, yes, our honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Well don't but uh, I'm just going to be there

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<v Speaker 1>too also, so you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't try to make this on even put my pole

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<v Speaker 2>in the water.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't worry you guys doing in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and a couple of buffalo milks.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the old you would have loved an alligator?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, would have think the fuck cool?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>I ate them? I did until I went to Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to the Everglades and I was amongst wild alligators.

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<v Speaker 3>And when you get out of the car to take

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<v Speaker 3>a pee on the freeway and you you know.

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<v Speaker 2>They croak, They croak like frogs. They're like, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And you and you hear the hair. It is absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>terrifying because you know they they they will jump out

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<v Speaker 3>and they will get you and they will bring you

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<v Speaker 3>under that darn water and they will tear you up.

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<v Speaker 4>Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, but don't they I mean, I know they

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<v Speaker 1>say that they walk fast.

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<v Speaker 2>They do.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they're fast, But when you see them, they're like

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<v Speaker 1>they like wiggle but like serpentine.

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<v Speaker 2>You can outrun that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you have to zigzag. You have to zig zag

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<v Speaker 3>and you cannot. You have to zigzag when you run

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<v Speaker 3>from an alligator because they can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, Hey, guess what, guess what what? I can outrun

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<v Speaker 1>an alligator and I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Slow, you know, And I'm slow.

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<v Speaker 1>No, absolutely, How fast do alligators run?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to guess they run about twenty five miles

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<v Speaker 2>per hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up what I'm saying, bro, They run

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five there fast as hell.

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<v Speaker 4>Boy.

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<v Speaker 2>They come out of that water, they get you, they

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<v Speaker 2>bring you under the water, tear your ass up.

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<v Speaker 4>I got two words to say. I got two words

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<v Speaker 4>to say. Greatest commercial of our childhood Crocodile Mile. Remember

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<v Speaker 4>that commercial?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell is that your childhood? What the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 4>You're so old? You guys didn't have Crocodile mile rocket.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember the slipp it it's a slipping slide, right, God,

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<v Speaker 4>what happened to slip and slide? It's a slip and slide.

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<v Speaker 4>But at the end there was like the pool that

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<v Speaker 4>you bumped into. Yeah, and I just remember the commercial

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<v Speaker 4>being like, well, what's better than this?

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<v Speaker 2>What was it? It was there like a cool theme song,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's a crocodile mile.

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<v Speaker 4>They're little. I don't remember the commercial. Oh here's the commercial.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Side dude, hit the pump, say the dives.

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<v Speaker 4>Crooked oil mile, the great new water slide, went splashdown pool,

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<v Speaker 4>the incredible boomerang bump that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sends you flying, but watch out for the corn.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it hits a bump and takes a dive.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember making jokes like it's like it's like it's

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<v Speaker 3>probably some dude doing blow and he's like, it takes

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<v Speaker 3>a bump, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>You know it was summer, not the dog days yet,

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<v Speaker 4>but you know it was somemer when they started spinning

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<v Speaker 4>that commercial.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit a bump and take a dive. That's very Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, you guys are talking to Miles Brower were talking alligators.

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<v Speaker 4>That was this is add in.

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<v Speaker 1>Action that commercials from nineteen eighty eight. So we're too

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<v Speaker 1>young to fully remember this commercials, being as as many

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<v Speaker 1>years older than us.

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<v Speaker 4>I had just got to college out.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember that. Now, how fast do you alligators run?

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<v Speaker 2>Todd hit me with that information.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we get sponsored by Gronk or whatever? Like uh,

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<v Speaker 4>Joe Rogan And he's like, we're brought to you by

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<v Speaker 4>fucking whatever. Let's ask it and then they get the

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<v Speaker 4>answers back. We can't get any of that money.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that right? They're sponsored by like an AI company?

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<v Speaker 4>I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, alligators can run from eleven to fifteen miles

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<v Speaker 3>per hour on land. That's pretty that's pretty fast, roughly

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<v Speaker 3>twenty miles per hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what the hell for short bursts?

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<v Speaker 4>Adam can run sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way that an alligator's catching me. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think this is my jackass. I would like to shoot this.

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<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say this. We could sell to Netflix.

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<v Speaker 2>And we could sell can add them out ruck animals.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want you to get bit by an alligator. No,

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<v Speaker 3>they get you and then they bring you underwater. They

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<v Speaker 3>tear your ass up.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, all that cake, the fact that you add an

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<v Speaker 1>accent when you start talking like Floridian, they jung you.

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<v Speaker 4>You like, can't tay all your words.

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<v Speaker 2>It's off putting.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the second time he's done. I know it's offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>And I tried to call it out earlier, but then

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to cross it to a mile.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you doing over here? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's offensive. When I talk gator, it's when I

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<v Speaker 2>talk gator.

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<v Speaker 4>When I talk gator.

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<v Speaker 3>I get a little twang because that's how you talk

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<v Speaker 3>gator out there there, Because they grabbed you, they.

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<v Speaker 4>Take you under the water, they tear your ass up.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys ever watched cool hand Luke yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 4>Watch Cool Hand Luke. Yeah, great, great movie. There's a

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<v Speaker 4>guy in the movie who talks like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, does he race alligators?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, he eats a bunch of eggs though, well,

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<v Speaker 4>and eat a bunch of eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>God.

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<v Speaker 4>And they also talk like that in water Boy Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and in their alligators in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but this is he's talking of Florida water Boys Louisiana.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, both places have very scary alligators.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like Adam probably follows that Instagram dude who's like,

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<v Speaker 4>now move dude, you how talk with New Orleans and

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<v Speaker 4>it sounds like not real, But I think it is real.

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<v Speaker 4>It is real.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like a thick accent.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I love it. I do you not follow that guy?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you're talking about, but sliding Adams

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<v Speaker 4>DMS and center, I would.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that sounds like something I would like because I

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<v Speaker 2>love it.

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<v Speaker 4>Seems like he's pretending, but I don't think he is.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's real.

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<v Speaker 2>And people they talk like down here and they talk

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<v Speaker 2>for another level.

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<v Speaker 1>So in the back of the they just love woods

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<v Speaker 1>sort of slip out of their mouth and it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't you good? You're good Adam. I think you need

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<v Speaker 4>to play like a dungeon horror movie guy who talks

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<v Speaker 4>like that, and it's called just like buy you Bill.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's that's my uh my horror thriller that

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<v Speaker 1>I will finally break me through, tails from through more

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<v Speaker 1>being able to act more.

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<v Speaker 4>I just done a job.

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<v Speaker 3>He wants to act so bad, Hollywood, come on, I

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<v Speaker 3>just want to fucking act again.

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<v Speaker 2>Hollywood boy wants the act.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you really you're like, I mean I felt

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<v Speaker 4>like I crushed. This is oscar stuff. And then everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>divines back with the comedy. Listen to this voice and

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<v Speaker 4>you're like, no, but I didn't see the editor or not.

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<v Speaker 2>How funny is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It then becomes a huge hit, huge hit, but everyone

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<v Speaker 1>thinks it's a comedy, and they already.

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<v Speaker 4>Did the behind the scenes, they did the behind the

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<v Speaker 4>scenes interviews with you on set. I think it's a

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<v Speaker 4>horror just a like, yeah, I mean, this is what

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<v Speaker 4>happens when you dedicate yourself to something and you just

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<v Speaker 4>start craft the character and the.

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<v Speaker 6>Way you do the bts dry as sand. You can

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<v Speaker 6>do it all funny, big, crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy. What he really committed to that horrible character.

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<v Speaker 4>Adam, divine breaks through. You lean in because you're watching

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<v Speaker 4>home like here, it is breaks through to another level

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<v Speaker 4>of comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>He worked on that voice for months, for months months.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, are we currently in the dog days of

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<v Speaker 1>summer right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Is this?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>When you feel we better because it's hot as fuck

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<v Speaker 2>out there?

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<v Speaker 4>God?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're recording this. It's the middle of July, and

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<v Speaker 1>it is a thick bitch out there. It is hot

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<v Speaker 1>day for here, it's humid. It is for you, for

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<v Speaker 1>southern California, this is humid.

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<v Speaker 4>Thick bitch. Yeah, a thick bitch. As you said, it's

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<v Speaker 4>been very hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not as thick.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when you walk like we shot the right

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<v Speaker 1>Gemstones in Charleston, that was a different level of thick

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<v Speaker 1>bitch and you walk out into the thick bitch and

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<v Speaker 1>that humidity just hits you and your glasses fog over immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Here in Soco, we don't get that. No, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>get that.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I do miss that about being in the Midwest,

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<v Speaker 4>whether it was humidity, because when nightfall, it's still warm.

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<v Speaker 4>And so if you're at a bar that has an

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<v Speaker 4>outdoor area, you're really drinking to cool off, Whereas in

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<v Speaker 4>La if you're outside at night at like a bar,

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<v Speaker 4>it's freezing, yeah, and everyone's cold and doesn't understand what

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<v Speaker 4>the fuck just happened because it was eighty eight during

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<v Speaker 4>the day. Well, I don't know. This week it's been.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot at night though, Yeah, I think it has been

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<v Speaker 2>a warm one.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it's been humid. It's been trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been warm enough.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been sleeping a little bit in the nude, So

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<v Speaker 3>that's how I know it's getting pretty odd at.

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<v Speaker 4>And what do you mean a little bit? And then

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<v Speaker 4>ye mean a big long bit? You mean a big

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<v Speaker 4>old thick in the nude medium? Not as little as

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<v Speaker 4>you think, bit, I don't know yesterday, just as little

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<v Speaker 4>as you thought.

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<v Speaker 2>My BA impression, he's either talks, I think honestly. Last

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<v Speaker 2>night last night, I was looking at myself like in

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<v Speaker 2>that way, and I was I was pretty bummed. I

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty calm.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, well that's not isn't it? More often than

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<v Speaker 4>not sometimes you're looking to go all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Also, what does that mean exactly? You were looking

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<v Speaker 1>at yourself in that way? Do you often just like

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<v Speaker 1>behold your manhood in the mirror.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was sometimes weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I was like bending over it. I

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<v Speaker 3>was trying to look at my dick from eye level,

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<v Speaker 3>like we look at it this way, you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>in the mirror and down. I was trying to get

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<v Speaker 3>on my like to my penis and look look at it.

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<v Speaker 4>You got down on your like as close as.

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<v Speaker 2>I could you.

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<v Speaker 4>You caught your dick in the mirror and you were

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<v Speaker 4>dropped to your knees. How how did you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>How would you do like just like like doing so

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<v Speaker 2>you were trying to suck your own penis. No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no no, that is not what I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to do.

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<v Speaker 1>You showed us right now that you were trying to

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<v Speaker 1>suck on penis.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was just trying to look at you. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>I was not, And I told say, I'm that too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>When you can look at it from right where you are, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you can do. You can take a

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<v Speaker 1>photo of it and then just look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Not photos. I want to see it in person. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>photos don't do it. Justice.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree, okay, I agree, it doesn't photograph. Well, I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like when I take a picture of myself, not

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<v Speaker 4>my dick, but myself. I look at it and I go,

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<v Speaker 4>is that what I look like? I think I look

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<v Speaker 4>better in person than I photo. I hope I do.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope I do. That's what I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, none of us do.

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<v Speaker 4>None of us do. None of us look better in

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<v Speaker 4>person or none of us photograph. Well, both all for both,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think that might be part of the breakthrough situation. Both.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, I think both.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, I mean, you know, well, it's also just yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I look at photos of myself and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>But don't you meet people in person and you go,

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<v Speaker 4>they actually look weirder in person than they do in

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<v Speaker 4>movies or TV. Yeah, William H. Macy are uh not weird.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>I never seen him, Yeah we did.

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<v Speaker 2>We saw him at the super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 4>Never seen him. I think that there are people with

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<v Speaker 4>like exaggerated features. We can say that, like a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of women in Hollywood have giant eyeballs, and you don't

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<v Speaker 4>really you can't really tell when you're watching them on

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<v Speaker 4>TV or movies because you just the eyes are captivating.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of let you in the window of the souls.

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<v Speaker 4>Blake was about to say, I was, yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 4>you see him in person, You're like, there's some big

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<v Speaker 4>ass eye.

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<v Speaker 2>You got some big eyes.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a lot, that's a lot you've got excee, come extra,

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<v Speaker 4>ey bro, you are not running out eyeball, you.

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<v Speaker 7>Got it a whole lot of eye. And they don't

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<v Speaker 7>look as they don't look as.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. Yeah, well happens a lot with uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean some actresses and actors, but also models, Like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times models are they have to have

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<v Speaker 1>such a striking look to be on the runways, strut

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<v Speaker 1>and your stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And then in real life, what's up with the eyeballs?

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<v Speaker 4>They got a whole lot of eye, whole lot of

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<v Speaker 4>long as they got enough, they got enough.

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<v Speaker 2>They look like giraft.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say though, like models literally literally, that's why

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<v Speaker 2>that's why we didn't date them.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't I would never I would never want to

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<v Speaker 1>date like a really sexy, successful model.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Blake's scariest is alligators. For me, it's definitely models. Can

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<v Speaker 4>we change somethings?

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<v Speaker 2>Yuck? Yeah, Like that's why I never did in my past.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh disgusting to me. No, they look

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<v Speaker 2>good in clothes out of clothes.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, thank you. Why are you even still talking

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<v Speaker 4>about them? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I will say one time I was like eating out

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<v Speaker 3>in Hollywood and what's your name? Zoey sell Donna?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, oh yeah, gosh, she was so pretty gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, holy crap, yeah yeah, Zoea's holdnna absolutely stunning.

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<v Speaker 4>I was alright, yeah, here comes the.

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<v Speaker 2>Most like too beautiful, Like no, thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yuckah yeah, restraining order arriving soon. Someone told me that

0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:55.440
<v Speaker 4>the podcast a guy was talking about me and I

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<v Speaker 4>just want to make sure that it was just like

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<v Speaker 4>it's like it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like time stopped. I just saw her. I was like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a very beautiful person, just like so ild on.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw a clip, very funny bit about eyeballs being

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<v Speaker 4>too big. I was l O l ing. This is

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<v Speaker 4>a text to her people my bad, but lock him up.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we were just talking about that. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>she is unreal, She's my number.

0:22:20.080 --> 0:22:23.280
<v Speaker 4>I love her. Here we go and I'm glad you

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<v Speaker 4>want a new movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Well of course, but like a celebrity, you've been living

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<v Speaker 1>on this Penelope Cruise dude, oh yeah, come on. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's now in that new movie what is it called

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<v Speaker 1>The The Invite or the Yeah where it's like about

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<v Speaker 1>like a three stumm or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Seth Rogan's in it. I think it's like a couple

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<v Speaker 2>swamp movie.

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<v Speaker 3>She's also been popping up in the in the crowd

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<v Speaker 3>at a World Cup games and she's looking great.

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<v Speaker 4>Spain The Invite.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is some good Spanish jeans, right, Thereenlope Cruise.

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<v Speaker 4>Her and hoveyar Bardem.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, wingo tango let me adam both.

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<v Speaker 4>So I got forwarded this clip from the show. This

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<v Speaker 4>man kept talking about me. I need a restranding order.

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<v Speaker 4>Not that it wasn't funny. There was a funny bits.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not offensive because that's a really good impression big.

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<v Speaker 4>Ohs, the ohs are too much grande o hoos, very funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I watched it translated. Does YouTube translate us? Can you

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<v Speaker 4>click into like Portuguese or some shit? I don't think so,

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<v Speaker 4>we're not on YouTube. That's sorry, Netflix, brother father, Netflix, Sorry, Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>we love I want to get translated.

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<v Speaker 2>Our corporate overlord, there's no way they do right, AI

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<v Speaker 2>does it? Oh, by the way, get weird.

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<v Speaker 3>My my like my ring camp my god, go ahead,

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<v Speaker 3>grandpa my ring cam. Now it tells me like what's

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<v Speaker 3>at the door. Like you know how I would text

0:24:00.600 --> 0:24:03.680
<v Speaker 3>you like there's someone at your door today, it was like,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a person at your door with a shit zoo.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what the fuck? What is going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>When did I with the shitsu dog?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? It said that could have been worse, could have

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<v Speaker 4>been a zoo's ship. Uh okay, that's interesting And you're like, tm,

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<v Speaker 4>I I don't need to know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why do I?

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<v Speaker 4>What? What?

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<v Speaker 2>When did I tell you I needed to know that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's bizarre? Like when did it start doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's getting smarter in case you're you like those dogs

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<v Speaker 1>the least and you hit those dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's where it seems like it's a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a slippery slope here.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I could take it or leave it. Yeah,

0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:38.399
<v Speaker 4>maybe you hung.

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<v Speaker 1>Out too closely, like your phone was connected too closely

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<v Speaker 1>next to someone that owned a shitsu, Like you were

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<v Speaker 1>at a bar or something, and you know how that

0:24:46.560 --> 0:24:48.640
<v Speaker 1>that's how they say they do it, like you sit

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<v Speaker 1>next to someone and your phones are close and they

0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:54.280
<v Speaker 1>think you're hanging out with them, and then you'll get

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<v Speaker 1>information about what they like.

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<v Speaker 4>Shitsu's well, you know, like you could go out so

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<v Speaker 4>so like in public and then like because you're sitting

0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:05.359
<v Speaker 4>next to the person, suddenly your discoveries are all just

0:25:06.160 --> 0:25:10.680
<v Speaker 4>semi nude women exercising. Yeah, and it's only because it's

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:12.679
<v Speaker 4>because you were in the grocery store, like looking at

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<v Speaker 4>crackers next to some pervert.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's what that's what you've explained to your wife. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really weird, Like.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't even cross my mind, honey.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I keep getting weird, like World

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<v Speaker 2>Cup theme, porno coming up yet on my phone, Like

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<v Speaker 2>look they have honey.

0:25:31.119 --> 0:25:34.480
<v Speaker 3>The Explore page is all half nude women working out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all hot Argentina, Babe. It's just because I was

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<v Speaker 3>next to someone at the grocery store. So it's nothing

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<v Speaker 3>to do with what I'm like.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'll never go to the grocery store,

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<v Speaker 4>fe this last time I go there.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, you know, fine, you know fine, I'm I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not grocery shopping. I guess I'm not grocery shopping

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not cooking.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I'll take them for the team. Yeah, I'll stop cooking,

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<v Speaker 4>not that I ever started. And I'll stop going to

0:26:02.560 --> 0:26:05.119
<v Speaker 4>the grocery store. Yeah, that can be something you do,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, and then you know it'd be really funny.

0:26:07.320 --> 0:26:09.960
<v Speaker 4>Is I checked your discoveries? You don't want to see that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it's it's just kind of people marching for civil

0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:15.600
<v Speaker 4>rights and uh yeah, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you what kind?

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.000
<v Speaker 4>You might not be going to the right grocery shop.

0:26:20.040 --> 0:26:20.919
<v Speaker 4>I was at Ralph's.

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<v Speaker 2>Perverts.

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<v Speaker 4>Go to Ralph's. Pervert Central rals is nasty.

0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:30.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, some bad boys, pavilion freaks, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Will say the Do you remember the the Ralphs that

0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:36.920
<v Speaker 1>they called the rock and Roll Ralphs on Sunset?

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<v Speaker 4>How could I forget? Of course?

0:26:38.400 --> 0:26:41.879
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's a famous Hollywood attraction.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Did I see Uncle Phil there? Did you? Guys?

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you said that that was at the Whole Foods,

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<v Speaker 4>But no, I saw Uncle Phil at the Ralph's.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, I remember when you said you saw Uncle Phil. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I do too. That was a big That was a

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<v Speaker 2>big day in all of our lives.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I think you, By the way, those were the

0:27:01.600 --> 0:27:04.120
<v Speaker 4>days where like when you did see someone you would

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<v Speaker 4>tell everyone and they were like, we're here, we made it,

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<v Speaker 4>We're amongst Uncle Phil.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was just talking about this actually, like how

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<v Speaker 1>crazy it was and how exciting it was when you

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:19.440
<v Speaker 1>first start to like you move to LA and you

0:27:19.560 --> 0:27:22.240
<v Speaker 1>actually see someone that's working in TV or has worked

0:27:22.280 --> 0:27:22.600
<v Speaker 1>in TV.

0:27:23.520 --> 0:27:28.760
<v Speaker 2>My first star sighting was the limo driver in blank Check.

0:27:31.240 --> 0:27:34.640
<v Speaker 4>Legend. I think he r and he was drinking a beer.

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<v Speaker 2>At the grove at the bar, the bar in the

0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Farmer's market, at the girl. Yeah, that's a great sighting.

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<v Speaker 4>He's also the electrician who's got the cut off the

0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 4>power grid in die Hard.

0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>He's also the funny neighbor in the Burbs. His name

0:27:51.400 --> 0:27:52.080
<v Speaker 4>escapes me right now.

0:27:52.160 --> 0:27:54.040
<v Speaker 2>He was in a bond just I need to watch

0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:54.920
<v Speaker 2>the Burbs again.

0:27:55.040 --> 0:27:57.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but very memorable. You know, like white guys are

0:27:57.880 --> 0:27:59.920
<v Speaker 4>always kind of the same. It's very hard to pop.

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 4>He had something that set him apart. Yeah, legend was

0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:06.880
<v Speaker 4>his name was Rick Rick Rick Dukerman.

0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Duke Comman, Dacombe Coman.

0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:12.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you got to run with.

0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:14.240
<v Speaker 2>And he is not dead right and we are not

0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:15.199
<v Speaker 2>giving him flowers.

0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:15.640
<v Speaker 4>He died.

0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:16.760
<v Speaker 2>I think he just died.

0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:19.520
<v Speaker 4>No, I think he just died. No, no, he died

0:28:19.520 --> 0:28:20.160
<v Speaker 4>a few years ago.

0:28:20.240 --> 0:28:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay in ten ten plus years ago. Okay, my god,

0:28:24.119 --> 0:28:24.879
<v Speaker 1>we didn't kill him.

0:28:25.040 --> 0:28:28.159
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, he was he was good. But but

0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:31.399
<v Speaker 4>I was that's a great that's a great sight. Yeah, Ricky,

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:33.320
<v Speaker 4>I remember. I was like shook.

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 1>He was one of my very first And then we

0:28:35.960 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 1>saw I think I was with either you or Kyle,

0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:44.560
<v Speaker 1>and we saw, uh, who's the guy that was married

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:47.960
<v Speaker 1>to Was it Luke Perry that was married to Megan Fox?

0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:52.880
<v Speaker 1>And we saw them both, No, Brian Austin Green and

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>we saw them both. Yea at I like that I

0:28:56.840 --> 0:28:59.240
<v Speaker 1>led with Brian Austin Green. When Meghan Fox is also

0:28:59.400 --> 0:28:59.920
<v Speaker 1>at the bar.

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:03.200
<v Speaker 2>See you, But she's like, yeah, but you didn't know

0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:07.920
<v Speaker 2>she was right, you know she was? Yeah? Maybe not,

0:29:08.120 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't remember, but I remember being like,

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 2>what was her pop off?

0:29:12.720 --> 0:29:15.959
<v Speaker 4>She was just Megan, she was just a Fox. Now

0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:16.800
<v Speaker 4>she's Megan Fox.

0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:17.880
<v Speaker 2>What was her first movie?

0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:20.360
<v Speaker 4>What was her jump? There's a lot of eyeball.

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:28.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, especially I'm like Transformers Megan Fox. Yeah, not

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 2>for me. You had to turn that movie off because

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:31.920
<v Speaker 2>of that? Was it?

0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:36.720
<v Speaker 4>Transformer Megan Fox in Transformers. I think if you watched

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:40.160
<v Speaker 4>that now, it would feel like it's from an entirely

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 4>different era than even when it came out. It really

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:46.560
<v Speaker 4>put her on like a we're gonna do slow motion

0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:49.520
<v Speaker 4>on this woman the entire movie want in a way

0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:50.040
<v Speaker 4>that you're.

0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:59.760
<v Speaker 8>Like, my dig was like, wait, why was your making

0:29:59.800 --> 0:30:01.720
<v Speaker 8>those voice is like a transformer?

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:05.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the noise they make when yeah yeah yeah

0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 3>yeah yeah keep up? Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,

0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:09.240
<v Speaker 3>this is our sound effects.

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:12.080
<v Speaker 4>That Hey, Megan, we think you're kind of glistening and

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 4>sweaty in this scene.

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Also, sure, I'm it's really really not that hot out

0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:20.960
<v Speaker 2>we're in. We're in the snow.

0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:23.480
<v Speaker 4>We're running for my life, I know. But if we

0:30:23.520 --> 0:30:25.840
<v Speaker 4>could just lose one, like a button comes open, like

0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 4>maybe when you're running Michael.

0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Bay get her for the bab Bays, I mean, and

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 2>by the way, like it.

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:36.160
<v Speaker 4>Kind of it did wonders for her career.

0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:37.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what.

0:30:37.320 --> 0:30:40.320
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. It's interesting looking back, I'm like, wow,

0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 4>they really just were like you're so hot, you're gonna

0:30:43.600 --> 0:30:45.400
<v Speaker 4>be bigger than the Transformers. Yeah.

0:30:45.440 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 2>I think she was too hot, too hot for the world.

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 4>She was hot bigger than that. She was hotter than

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 4>the transforming.

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 2>He truly like looked at his at his like shot

0:30:55.840 --> 0:30:57.440
<v Speaker 2>list and was like, scratch this.

0:30:57.920 --> 0:30:58.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:30:58.200 --> 0:31:00.320
<v Speaker 1>The first day he gets her on said he's like, no, no, no,

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:02.640
<v Speaker 1>we're not going to shoot the transformers today.

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:06.440
<v Speaker 3>Let's have her going into the the the engine of

0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:09.000
<v Speaker 3>the transformer, her at This is how you meet her.

0:31:09.240 --> 0:31:10.960
<v Speaker 4>Just just have her working on the car.

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 2>She stick it out, her ass is out, and then

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 2>then you find out that the transformer, the engine is

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:19.080
<v Speaker 2>like their dicks.

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 4>Okay, alight the covin.

0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, someone get Michael, get Michael, Michael, so go back,

0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:34.920
<v Speaker 5>go back to the video.

0:31:36.160 --> 0:31:38.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah all right, hey, okay, Michael, let's show you back

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:43.880
<v Speaker 4>to the director. So low rise jeans eras just obsessed costumes.

0:31:44.440 --> 0:31:47.280
<v Speaker 4>Do we have any genes that rise lower? Can we

0:31:47.800 --> 0:31:49.800
<v Speaker 4>just cut them? I want to win, to be able

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:52.200
<v Speaker 4>to pass underneath. Is how low I knew.

0:31:52.360 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Hit us with some prime Megan Fox photos.

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<v Speaker 4>Here, Todd, this is the way I mean the mama,

0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:03.000
<v Speaker 4>oh mama, this is have you guys seen her in person?

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Though, I bet there's no way, there's no way she's

0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:12.960
<v Speaker 2>this smoking. She can't. She can't be No now, machine gun, Kelly,

0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:16.880
<v Speaker 2>you're a lucky man, you lucky son of a bitch.

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:20.280
<v Speaker 1>And then uh, post hot pictures of us to look

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 1>at as well, and then catch a candid hot photo.

0:32:25.760 --> 0:32:32.080
<v Speaker 2>I dare you, it's it's impossible. It's IMPOSSI candidly. He's

0:32:32.160 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 2>pretty hot.

0:32:32.880 --> 0:32:37.560
<v Speaker 4>By the way, Brian Austin Green and Blake Anderson are doppelgangers,

0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:39.080
<v Speaker 4>and I'm I'm willing.

0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:40.720
<v Speaker 2>To die on that, dude.

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:43.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at a photo of the two of them

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Getty Images. Brian Austin Green and my boy Blake Anderson.

0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:50.480
<v Speaker 1>They do not look that dissimilar.

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:54.520
<v Speaker 4>That was a ride. They almost don't look alike a lot.

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:59.000
<v Speaker 2>No, they don't look dissimilar. They look close enough.

0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 1>If they were brought just cut your hair, you could

0:33:01.760 --> 0:33:03.440
<v Speaker 1>have married Megan Fox.

0:33:04.680 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 4>Nos, that's why he did it. He's like, no, thank you.

0:33:08.320 --> 0:33:14.360
<v Speaker 4>You will be growing my hair to keep the ladies away. No,

0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:14.880
<v Speaker 4>thank you.

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm fine right where I am with my hot boyfriends.

0:33:19.080 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 4>Hello, wait, bring the rods to the boat.

0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm bringing buffalo milk. You you never seen a guy

0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:27.240
<v Speaker 2>drink so.

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:28.240
<v Speaker 4>Much buffalo milk.

0:33:28.520 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 2>So, my god, you're gonna just just a white mustache.

0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:35.760
<v Speaker 2>All the buffalo milk. You got milk.

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:39.360
<v Speaker 4>We're getting down down. I might have you hared, Catalina.

0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:40.640
<v Speaker 4>You couldn't see my dick.

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:41.200
<v Speaker 2>At eye level.

0:33:49.520 --> 0:33:51.600
<v Speaker 4>I wrote down one thing that I was thinking of

0:33:51.720 --> 0:33:53.760
<v Speaker 4>this week that I was like, this is something I

0:33:53.840 --> 0:33:56.040
<v Speaker 4>want to because I want to mine. I want to

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna do the what's the name Gavin News and

0:33:58.400 --> 0:33:59.360
<v Speaker 4>he talks like this all the time.

0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I will yeah, yeah, well that's a classic

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:03.240
<v Speaker 1>pill Clinton maneuver.

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, to do this, to do both of them

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 4>at the same time, just like you know we're talking.

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, he's still in that from Trump Trump When he dances,

0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 1>he goes such an iconic dance.

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<v Speaker 4>But so I wanted to mind you guys for these

0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 4>it's it's basically like alpha bro vocabulary. Okay, I know,

0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:28.399
<v Speaker 4>I know, we don't really throw around, but then when

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:31.640
<v Speaker 4>you hang out with a few like alpha bros, they

0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 4>throw these words around and you go, yeah for sure,

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:39.080
<v Speaker 4>oh like that, Okay, so that's the word you guys use.

0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:40.479
<v Speaker 2>What word are we talking about?

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 4>So I wrote down a few because I was like, well,

0:34:43.600 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 4>what alpha bros are are you talking about?

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Like when we go to the Super Bowl and you

0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:51.240
<v Speaker 1>hang out with the Long Brothers, hang around Bo Jackson

0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 1>and we see Bo Jackson from a distance.

0:34:53.280 --> 0:34:56.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, not no, those guys are definitely it's definitely

0:34:56.719 --> 0:34:59.799
<v Speaker 4>mostly No, no, it's not even the Long Brothers because

0:34:59.800 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 4>they're pretty low key, but it is probably people they

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:04.839
<v Speaker 4>hang out with. It's mostly if I if I see

0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 4>my buddy who used to play hockey, he has a

0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 4>vocabulary that I'm like, Oh, okay, that's what That's what

0:35:11.280 --> 0:35:13.279
<v Speaker 4>the guys are saying. And so here's here.

0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 2>So here's the first drop some man words.

0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:19.440
<v Speaker 1>So you're saying, we don't have the testosterone. Our tea

0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:21.400
<v Speaker 1>is too low to be throwing these around.

0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 4>So here's one that I'm just like, I would never

0:35:24.320 --> 0:35:27.239
<v Speaker 4>have thought to use this when someone when you're like

0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:30.880
<v Speaker 4>you beat somebody's ass, Yeah you tuned them up.

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that is a manly thing.

0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 4>I saw. Dude, this guy pulled over the other night

0:35:35.800 --> 0:35:38.000
<v Speaker 4>fucking got tuned up right in front of the gas

0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 4>station by my house.

0:35:39.120 --> 0:35:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that is a tuned up. That's a good one.

0:35:42.120 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 1>But to me, I don't know, I don't know if

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 1>that is alpha as much as that is like that

0:35:46.640 --> 0:35:48.759
<v Speaker 1>feels like a thing a grandfather would say, like it

0:35:48.840 --> 0:35:49.600
<v Speaker 1>got tuned up.

0:35:49.800 --> 0:35:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, grandpas are kind of the most alpha male.

0:35:52.760 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 4>True, you're not sure this is true. The way that

0:35:55.760 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 4>they describe women as a smoke show.

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh whoa, yeah, yeah, I call him hotty Bob.

0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:05.920
<v Speaker 4>I would never throw around smoke shit. Yeah, hotty boom blotdies.

0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, weap.

0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:12.320
<v Speaker 4>Oh holy, whatever it is, I have to miss pronounce it.

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, bitch, Like when somebody throws a pass it's

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 4>a piss missile.

0:36:17.880 --> 0:36:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, that's tied too.

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:22.359
<v Speaker 4>I don't like that. I don't like it. Just threw

0:36:22.400 --> 0:36:28.040
<v Speaker 4>a fucking straight pissmissile fifty yards and I'm like a pistmas.

0:36:28.280 --> 0:36:31.080
<v Speaker 4>I don't, I don't. I don't like that. Dude.

0:36:31.120 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 2>No, I like that one a lot.

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:34.759
<v Speaker 1>Did I tell you when I and he's not even

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:37.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's an alpha bro, but he's older.

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Now.

0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:40.120
<v Speaker 1>When I did that golf tournament with Drew Bledsoe, you

0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:43.920
<v Speaker 1>never lose it. Yeah, and he they were tossing the

0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 1>football around and he's like, hey, divine, and he just

0:36:48.400 --> 0:36:51.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking he knows what he's doing. He wasn't putting anything

0:36:51.480 --> 0:36:54.360
<v Speaker 1>on it. He could just throw the piss missile, and

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:57.440
<v Speaker 1>it just fucking was way harder than that.

0:36:57.600 --> 0:36:59.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm used to catching a football for my friends.

0:37:00.440 --> 0:37:02.760
<v Speaker 1>And then I went to throw it and my spiral

0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 1>wasn't that tight, and then he said something like, oh,

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 1>we got to work on that.

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:09.360
<v Speaker 4>I was so embarrassed.

0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 5>He goes.

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:14.440
<v Speaker 4>To me again and I acted like I had to

0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:15.759
<v Speaker 4>go get my ball hold.

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:16.719
<v Speaker 5>I was like, oh, I.

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Gotta yeah, and I like sort of like hop hop

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 1>stepped away.

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 2>You refuse to catch a pass?

0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:25.560
<v Speaker 4>I did. I caught one.

0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:28.279
<v Speaker 2>I caught one, and I was like, dude, and then

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 2>at my pass wasn't that great.

0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not going to get into a I'm

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 1>not I'm not throwing the pigskin around here. Yeah, we're

0:37:34.160 --> 0:37:37.879
<v Speaker 1>not throwing piss miss You're all wobbles. I can't throw

0:37:37.920 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 1>a piss missile at all.

0:37:39.520 --> 0:37:41.799
<v Speaker 2>Throw throwing a football is It's not easy.

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:44.400
<v Speaker 4>Do you guys? Are you guys in text chains or

0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:48.560
<v Speaker 4>do you hear other guys using words that you're like,

0:37:48.840 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 4>I guess that's what the guys are using. Weapon is

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:54.640
<v Speaker 4>another one when they call someone an absolute weapon. I

0:37:54.880 --> 0:37:55.120
<v Speaker 4>like that.

0:37:55.480 --> 0:37:56.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that one.

0:37:56.600 --> 0:37:58.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying. It's not to like I'm just saying, like,

0:37:59.120 --> 0:38:03.600
<v Speaker 4>these are words that are use commonly constantly, they're just

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:06.600
<v Speaker 4>not at my like I just don't have I'm not like.

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:08.279
<v Speaker 2>We're not broy enough.

0:38:08.520 --> 0:38:12.720
<v Speaker 1>And I've always said that I've always had we should

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:15.880
<v Speaker 1>be or BROI we need to grow up, grow up

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:16.400
<v Speaker 1>and brow up.

0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I look.

0:38:17.160 --> 0:38:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I would look at Blake in the morning with almost

0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:21.280
<v Speaker 1>disgust and I would say.

0:38:21.480 --> 0:38:25.040
<v Speaker 2>In your bed, bro up, go make us break.

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:27.799
<v Speaker 1>When we lived together, I was I would just see

0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:31.359
<v Speaker 1>you in the kitchen, I'm like, wow, bro up because

0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 1>he was just looking a little bitch made or something,

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:36.279
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, dude, brow the fuck up.

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:36.839
<v Speaker 2>Man.

0:38:37.000 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 3>When I wake up, that is the manliest I am.

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:42.719
<v Speaker 3>When I wake up, I wake up like a goddamn

0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:43.480
<v Speaker 3>man full.

0:38:43.840 --> 0:38:46.000
<v Speaker 2>And then what you get less manly throughout the day.

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:48.400
<v Speaker 4>Well, then I beautify and I do my hair, and

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:51.759
<v Speaker 4>you know, do you guys have any words like this

0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:54.040
<v Speaker 4>that you're like, I know, because do you know what

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:54.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm saying?

0:38:54.880 --> 0:38:56.759
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying, what you're saying. Yeah, there's

0:38:57.200 --> 0:38:58.120
<v Speaker 2>a vocab, that.

0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Real vocabulary that I'm like, I don't even you're right,

0:39:02.320 --> 0:39:06.000
<v Speaker 1>and I don't think I have any words because all

0:39:06.160 --> 0:39:08.680
<v Speaker 1>my friends are actors or comedians.

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:11.680
<v Speaker 4>Like we say boobs, we say boobs, right, they say

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:16.840
<v Speaker 4>cans was zero like irony, They're like, look at those cans.

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 4>Do they say knockers? Those are Do they say knockers?

0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:21.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't think they say. I don't think they say knockers.

0:39:21.960 --> 0:39:25.120
<v Speaker 2>I say, do they say whamblies? I say, check out

0:39:25.160 --> 0:39:26.320
<v Speaker 2>those titsas.

0:39:25.920 --> 0:39:29.160
<v Speaker 4>No, we're busy having fun and they're busy going those

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:29.720
<v Speaker 4>are kids.

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're being serious about it instead of having fun

0:39:32.800 --> 0:39:35.040
<v Speaker 2>with it, right, okay, yeah, and it does.

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:38.040
<v Speaker 4>It does when you were talking about how guys are

0:39:38.080 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 4>not joking and how like it is adjacent to that.

0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:44.399
<v Speaker 4>But I just there's a whole little words out there

0:39:44.480 --> 0:39:45.359
<v Speaker 4>that I don't tap into.

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:48.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't have any real friends like that. I don't

0:39:48.840 --> 0:39:49.880
<v Speaker 2>have any real friends like that.

0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:53.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah I wish I did, I wish I. I just

0:39:53.080 --> 0:39:57.000
<v Speaker 3>don't get invited to things that have real, real men present.

0:39:57.200 --> 0:40:00.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, yeah, you know what me either. So you

0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:04.200
<v Speaker 4>guys don't even know any more of what I'm talking about. Now,

0:40:04.320 --> 0:40:06.400
<v Speaker 4>you do know what I'm talking about. When I say it,

0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:07.000
<v Speaker 4>you get it.

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:07.959
<v Speaker 2>I know what you're saying.

0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:08.239
<v Speaker 4>Drs.

0:40:08.360 --> 0:40:11.760
<v Speaker 1>And I think you probably are more in those circles

0:40:12.400 --> 0:40:17.200
<v Speaker 1>than myself or Blake definitely, definitely not Blake, definitely.

0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:19.400
<v Speaker 4>I do like the idea of somebody coming up to

0:40:19.480 --> 0:40:21.800
<v Speaker 4>me to be like, yeah, hey, we've never met, and

0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:25.680
<v Speaker 4>then within moments they're backing away, going I gotta go

0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:27.560
<v Speaker 4>just saw a smoke show. They out of the way.

0:40:27.560 --> 0:40:29.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna do a frat lap and you're like, don't

0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:32.839
<v Speaker 4>see you. That's by the way. That's another thing. I'm

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:34.799
<v Speaker 4>gonna go do a lap. When you're at a bar,

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:36.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go do a lap. La.

0:40:36.800 --> 0:40:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I feel like we used to do

0:40:39.040 --> 0:40:42.399
<v Speaker 1>a lap, especially like when you were a young single guy.

0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:45.200
<v Speaker 4>You just take a hot lap. I understand, But do

0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:45.759
<v Speaker 4>you say it?

0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I think back in the day, I would say

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm taking a hot lap.

0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:51.560
<v Speaker 3>I think when we were like at like yeah, or

0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:54.600
<v Speaker 3>you're like twenty three, you know, I mean like I

0:40:54.719 --> 0:40:57.000
<v Speaker 3>still take a lap. See what arcade game do they

0:40:57.120 --> 0:40:59.680
<v Speaker 3>have or like you know, like where do they have

0:40:59.680 --> 0:41:01.600
<v Speaker 3>Ancho cheese machine?

0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:05.000
<v Speaker 4>There? Taking a lap on out Run? He loves video game.

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:07.920
<v Speaker 2>I take a hot lap. There's a pinball machine in

0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:08.680
<v Speaker 2>the corner. I didn't know.

0:41:09.000 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 4>Come take a hot Laplake's talking about a dog.

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Like, ladies, see if they have any hot dogs in

0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:15.319
<v Speaker 1>the crock pot.

0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:20.280
<v Speaker 2>I see in the corner. Those are to follow your nose.

0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:22.080
<v Speaker 4>Remember that.

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:25.600
<v Speaker 3>Remember that cool scene in Rookie of the Year where

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:30.320
<v Speaker 3>like Daniel Stern is taking out uh rowing gardener to

0:41:30.440 --> 0:41:32.160
<v Speaker 3>the bar and then he like walks up to the

0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:36.160
<v Speaker 3>two hot chicks and he's like, ladies and then they're

0:41:36.239 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 3>like looking like, oh, is he going to talk to us?

0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:40.320
<v Speaker 3>And he's like, excuse me, like in the part and

0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:41.360
<v Speaker 3>there's a pinball machine.

0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, great, legendary, legendary, like because you think like, oh,

0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:48.760
<v Speaker 9>this is about to take this character into a place

0:41:48.800 --> 0:41:52.200
<v Speaker 9>that is a little icky, and that makes him not.

0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:55.080
<v Speaker 4>Like showing this rude for him anymore. And then he

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:57.479
<v Speaker 4>goes straight for the pinball and you're like, this dude

0:41:57.640 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 4>is my hero. Yeah, he's a guy. Call that's my

0:42:00.760 --> 0:42:03.920
<v Speaker 4>top guy. This dude is not a weapon. Yeah, I

0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:04.320
<v Speaker 4>don't know.

0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:06.160
<v Speaker 2>That's my type of weapon, by.

0:42:06.040 --> 0:42:08.360
<v Speaker 4>The way, that's my way. Oh, this is perfect. This

0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:12.319
<v Speaker 4>is perfect. Daniel Stern versus the Rocket in Rookie of the.

0:42:12.360 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Year, Yeah, the Rocket's got a vernacular.

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:18.080
<v Speaker 4>Plenty of people rocked the Rocket Jersey in Chicago.

0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, chet Chet's deadman.

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:24.320
<v Speaker 4>But who's but who's wearing the fucking manager? Dudes? What

0:42:24.480 --> 0:42:24.920
<v Speaker 4>was his name?

0:42:25.480 --> 0:42:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'm a little lost. I don't have this at

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 1>the tip of my Who was the Rocket? Was that

0:42:31.239 --> 0:42:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Gary Busey?

0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:35.760
<v Speaker 4>Gary Busey played like the agent chest Stebman, chet stebmen.

0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 4>What I said, brought it the rocket chest Stbman. But

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 4>they called him the rock.

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 2>They called him the Rocket, and.

0:42:41.080 --> 0:42:43.840
<v Speaker 4>He was like the aging pro. It was actually like

0:42:44.120 --> 0:42:46.000
<v Speaker 4>a guy who would tune somebody up.

0:42:46.040 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was tuning people up. He would say cans.

0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:51.919
<v Speaker 2>He starts hooking up with his his mom. He starts

0:42:51.960 --> 0:42:54.439
<v Speaker 2>choking up with his mom, which is pretty pretty sick.

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:56.399
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. Well the mom was the smoke.

0:42:56.480 --> 0:42:57.920
<v Speaker 2>She she was dude, where is she?

0:42:58.200 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 4>She was due?

0:42:58.960 --> 0:42:59.920
<v Speaker 2>She was so beautiful.

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I might have said smoke show at

0:43:02.000 --> 0:43:03.680
<v Speaker 1>one point in my life. I might have been like

0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:05.000
<v Speaker 1>a true smoke show.

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:06.400
<v Speaker 4>Do you you don't know who you were saying it

0:43:06.440 --> 0:43:08.840
<v Speaker 4>to one of these guys. That's the only reason you

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:09.680
<v Speaker 4>said it, because you were like.

0:43:09.800 --> 0:43:11.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just trying to fit in.

0:43:12.600 --> 0:43:15.919
<v Speaker 1>I just well, I feel like these guys. Also, they're

0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:18.640
<v Speaker 1>the ones that on ironically say let's.

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:21.719
<v Speaker 4>Go a lot. Yeah exactly, they say it a lot,

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:23.880
<v Speaker 4>which which I have to just admit.

0:43:24.080 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 2>It's such a plague.

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:27.919
<v Speaker 4>It's almost it's almost unavoidable at this point.

0:43:28.040 --> 0:43:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's such a plague.

0:43:29.080 --> 0:43:29.279
<v Speaker 4>It is.

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:32.560
<v Speaker 2>It's completely it is. It's completely taken over our unit.

0:43:32.719 --> 0:43:35.560
<v Speaker 4>Like I was watching this live ultra run and guys

0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 4>are saying it there and you're like, these dorky weirdos

0:43:38.520 --> 0:43:40.520
<v Speaker 4>who run two hundred miles are screaming, let's go.

0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. Will it ever go away? Or is it

0:43:44.320 --> 0:43:48.359
<v Speaker 2>gonna be Let's go forever? H who's gonna it? Will? Well,

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 2>let's stop, let's go.

0:43:49.320 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I tried to start, they to start a movement, and

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:52.360
<v Speaker 1>you're ahead of it.

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Really catch on, and you know why we failed.

0:43:55.400 --> 0:43:57.320
<v Speaker 4>You need a man at this. It's so annoying.

0:43:57.960 --> 0:44:00.360
<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, and it's it's every where you go.

0:44:00.960 --> 0:44:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I will like I feel like in a decade, though,

0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:06.919
<v Speaker 1>some someone's gonna get sick and tired a long time.

0:44:07.040 --> 0:44:08.919
<v Speaker 4>It's been around since like five.

0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's been a decade. It's not going Oh man,

0:44:12.160 --> 0:44:12.919
<v Speaker 2>it's getting worse.

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:14.839
<v Speaker 4>It was here in two thousand and eight. You can

0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:18.040
<v Speaker 4>hear Phelps scream it in Beijing. Guys, whoa was that

0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 4>the first let's go?

0:44:19.400 --> 0:44:20.160
<v Speaker 2>It's his fault.

0:44:20.440 --> 0:44:21.759
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if it was the first one, but

0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 4>they were saying it. Swimmers were already saying it there,

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:26.719
<v Speaker 4>and I would hope it's I do think there is

0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:28.879
<v Speaker 4>a trickle down. I don't think swimmers are saying let's

0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:31.080
<v Speaker 4>go and then the basketball team's like, oh cool, I'm

0:44:31.080 --> 0:44:34.040
<v Speaker 4>gonna use that. I think people are draining threes and

0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:36.560
<v Speaker 4>saying let's go, are scoring touchdowns and saying let's go,

0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:39.040
<v Speaker 4>and then swimmers are like, can we borrow that?

0:44:40.480 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I'll be taking that one to pool. I didn't I

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:43.680
<v Speaker 2>didn't see it.

0:44:43.920 --> 0:44:47.440
<v Speaker 1>But Chloe says in The Odyssey, Oh, I want to

0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:50.560
<v Speaker 1>see if there's a trailer out that people are roasting

0:44:50.960 --> 0:44:56.399
<v Speaker 1>online because Matt Damon, when he's like leading his crew

0:44:56.480 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 1>into battle, he screams, let's go.

0:44:59.680 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 4>No, oh, well, I.

0:45:01.239 --> 0:45:02.880
<v Speaker 2>See you, let's go.

0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:07.120
<v Speaker 4>We gotta we need to go back to the text. Okay,

0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:09.360
<v Speaker 4>Homer might have been the first one.

0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:13.560
<v Speaker 3>To stay let's go, right, let's go. Yeah, that's kind

0:45:13.600 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 3>of wild. Is that the first let's go? But by

0:45:15.920 --> 0:45:18.760
<v Speaker 3>the way back then. It means like let's go, literally,

0:45:19.000 --> 0:45:21.880
<v Speaker 3>let's go, yeah, we need It's a command as opposed

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:24.360
<v Speaker 3>to a compliment or whatever.

0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 2>The fuck, whatever the fuck it is.

0:45:25.840 --> 0:45:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Chris Nolan should have looked at that

0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:31.720
<v Speaker 1>and then go, I'm not gonna have this trailer moment

0:45:32.160 --> 0:45:34.200
<v Speaker 1>be Tom Brady's company's name.

0:45:36.160 --> 0:45:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Let go, like, let's his company's name is like, let's

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:41.440
<v Speaker 2>go entertainment or.

0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:45.520
<v Speaker 4>Whatever is so bad. It's so dorky. He did try

0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:48.000
<v Speaker 4>and copyright it, and everyone's like people have been saying

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:52.520
<v Speaker 4>it for fifteen years, but okay, yeah, it's just so dorky.

0:45:52.680 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 4>But the fact that we're still talking about it, it's unreal.

0:45:56.800 --> 0:45:59.600
<v Speaker 3>I mean it's it's just infiltrated every aspect of a life.

0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:02.360
<v Speaker 3>Rather take a piss missile to the face, dude, I wouldn't.

0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:05.360
<v Speaker 1>I actually wouldn't even want to be Tom Brady. Like

0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:09.320
<v Speaker 1>it's like the disgusting, like, what a shitty life that

0:46:09.360 --> 0:46:10.880
<v Speaker 1>would be. Have you seen his diet?

0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:12.640
<v Speaker 4>It's what a nerd? What a dork?

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:14.239
<v Speaker 2>Like, that's the drink smoothies.

0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:17.919
<v Speaker 4>I feel bad for him, honestly, his ex wife model.

0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:21.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, could you imagine having children with that?

0:46:22.160 --> 0:46:30.080
<v Speaker 4>Thing, ye, creature. Yeah, I won't be doing none of that,

0:46:31.400 --> 0:46:32.840
<v Speaker 4>thank you, thank you.

0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:35.120
<v Speaker 2>I'll be over here doing my own bang.

0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:38.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, thank you.

0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:40.640
<v Speaker 2>I'd rather spend time with an alligator.

0:46:49.920 --> 0:46:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Did I tell you guys that my parents the story

0:46:53.200 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 1>about Bo and the alligator at the zoo?

0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:56.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:46:56.239 --> 0:46:58.320
<v Speaker 4>Go ahead. Did I tell you guys about this? No?

0:46:58.560 --> 0:47:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Actually I haven't heard about this. Yeah, I would, dude.

0:47:01.520 --> 0:47:04.600
<v Speaker 1>My parents took Bow. I was working clothes doing something.

0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:06.360
<v Speaker 1>My parents like, we want to take Bow to this

0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:12.239
<v Speaker 1>reptile place that's nearby. And we're like, sure, okay, you

0:47:12.320 --> 0:47:13.600
<v Speaker 1>know it's a zoo.

0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:14.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:47:15.080 --> 0:47:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Uh like yeah, sorry, take the tar.

0:47:18.920 --> 0:47:25.239
<v Speaker 4>Uh totally. And my two year old, I guess.

0:47:25.280 --> 0:47:28.879
<v Speaker 1>BO was walking along and there's like it's a glass enclosure, right,

0:47:28.920 --> 0:47:32.400
<v Speaker 1>and there's an alligator and this alligator sized up Bo.

0:47:33.200 --> 0:47:36.400
<v Speaker 2>And my dad said, my dad watched the whole thing.

0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:37.879
<v Speaker 4>He's like it was hilarious.

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Both just walking along.

0:47:39.840 --> 0:47:43.680
<v Speaker 1>This alligator like sizes him up and then sneaks up

0:47:43.760 --> 0:47:46.920
<v Speaker 1>on him and then charges the glass. Bo is two

0:47:47.000 --> 0:47:51.239
<v Speaker 1>inches from the glass and chomps the glass, and my

0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:55.640
<v Speaker 1>horse Bo flies back and starts crying because it was terrifying.

0:47:55.880 --> 0:47:58.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. And then that's a core memory. As it's a

0:47:58.680 --> 0:47:59.360
<v Speaker 4>core memory.

0:47:59.520 --> 0:48:01.920
<v Speaker 2>And my dad was like, he was so scared it

0:48:02.040 --> 0:48:05.640
<v Speaker 2>was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it was funny.

0:48:05.800 --> 0:48:09.640
<v Speaker 4>But dude, on his podcast in twenty five years, he's like,

0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:13.399
<v Speaker 4>scariest thing as alligators. I think we all knows I'm sorious, dude.

0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:14.600
<v Speaker 2>That's where it started.

0:48:14.600 --> 0:48:16.400
<v Speaker 4>He goes models alligators.

0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:18.720
<v Speaker 1>He came home and I'm like, god, you have fun, buddy,

0:48:18.800 --> 0:48:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and he's like just putting together words and he goes.

0:48:21.640 --> 0:48:23.200
<v Speaker 4>Dad, so scared.

0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Bo cried, The alligator went chomp, it went chomp. Bo cried,

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:31.680
<v Speaker 1>and I go, oh, you cried. And then he goes,

0:48:31.880 --> 0:48:34.359
<v Speaker 1>and you would too, like he was like, and then

0:48:34.440 --> 0:48:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Chloe came in.

0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:37.239
<v Speaker 4>That's when I'm gonna tune you up, bitch.

0:48:37.800 --> 0:48:41.919
<v Speaker 2>And you would no, and I wouldn't too. You would too, Yeah,

0:48:41.960 --> 0:48:42.839
<v Speaker 2>he said you would too.

0:48:43.160 --> 0:48:46.080
<v Speaker 1>And then Chloe comes in and he says the same thing,

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, and you would too, Mama. I'm like,

0:48:49.080 --> 0:48:52.160
<v Speaker 1>who taught him to like put his feelings on someone else? Like, bitch,

0:48:52.200 --> 0:48:53.879
<v Speaker 1>I cried, but you would also cry.

0:48:53.960 --> 0:48:55.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not the only one here crying. He was

0:48:56.120 --> 0:48:59.560
<v Speaker 4>speaks in the third person that's yeah a problem. It was.

0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:01.280
<v Speaker 4>It was really scary.

0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:03.440
<v Speaker 2>I pooped my pants and you will too, and you

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:03.839
<v Speaker 2>would too.

0:49:04.040 --> 0:49:04.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:49:04.800 --> 0:49:07.840
<v Speaker 4>Another one just popped on my mind. Hoss calling anybody

0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:11.239
<v Speaker 4>hass Ironically, this is just something I would never do.

0:49:11.480 --> 0:49:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like that's a like a football. I

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:16.439
<v Speaker 1>feel like you learn these on the grid iron.

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:21.280
<v Speaker 2>These seem very much. Why is a thumb keep popping

0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:22.399
<v Speaker 2>up on your screen, Blake?

0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:23.680
<v Speaker 4>Because Blake is fun?

0:49:23.960 --> 0:49:26.279
<v Speaker 10>This is I don't know, man, I'm sorry. I think

0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:31.080
<v Speaker 10>my computer's listening and and likes what you're saying. Oh okay,

0:49:31.320 --> 0:49:35.479
<v Speaker 10>well thanks. I feel like that's on the grid iron.

0:49:35.560 --> 0:49:38.160
<v Speaker 10>You you learn cool words like that. And none of

0:49:38.239 --> 0:49:40.880
<v Speaker 10>us played football, so I know. I really that's the

0:49:41.000 --> 0:49:43.640
<v Speaker 10>missing link and we should we should brow up.

0:49:43.800 --> 0:49:45.479
<v Speaker 4>Blake. Can you throw a football, Blake?

0:49:45.600 --> 0:49:48.080
<v Speaker 2>I can throw it? Okay, I want it, you know,

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:49.360
<v Speaker 2>I want to call it.

0:49:49.440 --> 0:49:52.400
<v Speaker 4>I can throw it. Well, I can't throw it far. Now.

0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:55.200
<v Speaker 2>If Drew Bledsoe wanted to play catch with you, I would,

0:49:55.320 --> 0:49:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I would. I would do that.

0:49:56.560 --> 0:50:00.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I I really do wish that I played some

0:50:01.120 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 3>one game of football in high school or something, just

0:50:03.200 --> 0:50:07.160
<v Speaker 3>so I had some I saw photos of you from

0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:09.600
<v Speaker 3>I met you right after high school, you would get

0:50:09.640 --> 0:50:10.200
<v Speaker 3>tuned up.

0:50:10.440 --> 0:50:12.920
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I will. We all know this. We all know.

0:50:13.400 --> 0:50:16.800
<v Speaker 4>We all remember the freshman year when there's like whoever

0:50:16.920 --> 0:50:18.719
<v Speaker 4>went out for the football team and you're like, what

0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:21.759
<v Speaker 4>aren't you getting lit the fuck up out there? And

0:50:21.840 --> 0:50:24.520
<v Speaker 4>they're like, yes, they're little and they kind of like

0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:25.520
<v Speaker 4>it and they're scrappy.

0:50:26.000 --> 0:50:29.160
<v Speaker 2>I just want to I don't even isn't I just

0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:32.280
<v Speaker 2>don't even have any idea as to what it feels

0:50:32.400 --> 0:50:35.280
<v Speaker 2>like to be tackled in pads.

0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:37.839
<v Speaker 4>You never played at all. I played a little bit.

0:50:37.880 --> 0:50:38.279
<v Speaker 4>I played it.

0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just have no idea because it I mean, obviously,

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:43.880
<v Speaker 2>here's just ship looks like it.

0:50:44.080 --> 0:50:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Hurts God because I played, I was hit by the

0:50:47.120 --> 0:50:50.680
<v Speaker 1>CEMENTI going into sixth grade, and then I played football

0:50:51.520 --> 0:50:54.400
<v Speaker 1>in the fall of eighth grade and I had just

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:57.480
<v Speaker 1>learned how to walk, like I had just gotten.

0:50:57.400 --> 0:51:01.400
<v Speaker 4>I bet your parents are like, what are we doing crazy, dude.

0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, my I was like, I'm going to play football

0:51:04.680 --> 0:51:06.560
<v Speaker 2>this year, and my parents.

0:51:06.280 --> 0:51:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Were like, dude, you're not going to play football. And

0:51:08.880 --> 0:51:11.120
<v Speaker 1>then my mom goes, Okay, if the doctor says you

0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:13.440
<v Speaker 1>could play football, you could play football, and then the

0:51:13.520 --> 0:51:16.480
<v Speaker 1>doctor would just fucking rose art stick and it.

0:51:16.560 --> 0:51:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Was just like, oh, yeah, I don't know.

0:51:18.440 --> 0:51:20.840
<v Speaker 4>I feel like, if you want to play football, you

0:51:20.880 --> 0:51:21.720
<v Speaker 4>could play football.

0:51:21.920 --> 0:51:23.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought she was gonna slip the doctor fire.

0:51:24.080 --> 0:51:26.280
<v Speaker 1>It can't be worse than getting hit by a truck.

0:51:26.400 --> 0:51:28.279
<v Speaker 1>And then I and then I played that year and

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:31.719
<v Speaker 1>your boy got tuned up. I'll say that, Yeah, yeah,

0:51:31.880 --> 0:51:33.359
<v Speaker 1>you were not a weapon. I wasn't.

0:51:33.600 --> 0:51:34.960
<v Speaker 2>You would not call me a weapon.

0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:39.560
<v Speaker 4>I go, shit your ass down. You weren't a weapon, hoss.

0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:40.360
<v Speaker 4>It was.

0:51:40.840 --> 0:51:41.040
<v Speaker 5>It was.

0:51:41.239 --> 0:51:44.000
<v Speaker 2>It was by like weight, So it was. And this

0:51:44.160 --> 0:51:46.680
<v Speaker 2>is in I was middle I was a middleweight in

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:50.040
<v Speaker 2>in eighth grade. This is in Nebraska. Yeah, with some

0:51:50.160 --> 0:51:51.560
<v Speaker 2>big boys probably on that field.

0:51:51.600 --> 0:51:53.719
<v Speaker 4>I guess that makes sense. They don't want someone to die.

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so especially in middle school. By by high school,

0:51:57.120 --> 0:51:59.439
<v Speaker 1>I bowed out. I was like, you know what, I'm good.

0:51:59.520 --> 0:52:01.080
<v Speaker 1>I saw what happened to me in middle lea.

0:52:01.360 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 4>Be hackey sacking.

0:52:03.440 --> 0:52:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:06.840
<v Speaker 4>But even the pro even the pros are like, it

0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:11.640
<v Speaker 4>takes a week or two of getting hit again because

0:52:11.719 --> 0:52:15.359
<v Speaker 4>you're just like, god fucking damn, this sucks. And then

0:52:15.400 --> 0:52:19.000
<v Speaker 4>after a few weeks of getting hit, your body acclimates,

0:52:19.040 --> 0:52:21.440
<v Speaker 4>your nervous system starts to understand that this is not

0:52:21.560 --> 0:52:22.200
<v Speaker 4>gonna stop.

0:52:23.400 --> 0:52:26.000
<v Speaker 2>We're just gonna get used to and then you get

0:52:26.040 --> 0:52:26.200
<v Speaker 2>through it.

0:52:26.760 --> 0:52:29.360
<v Speaker 4>But there is a there is a like acclamation to

0:52:29.480 --> 0:52:32.319
<v Speaker 4>every season. Who was there was some other athlete talking

0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:34.000
<v Speaker 4>about this, like when they were in high school. Maybe

0:52:34.040 --> 0:52:36.719
<v Speaker 4>was Lebron who was like, I just remember because he

0:52:36.719 --> 0:52:39.440
<v Speaker 4>played football too. He's like, I'd be playing basketball and

0:52:39.520 --> 0:52:41.480
<v Speaker 4>that's kind of like light. And then the first few

0:52:41.520 --> 0:52:44.320
<v Speaker 4>weeks of playing football, you're like, fuck, this sucks. But

0:52:44.440 --> 0:52:47.560
<v Speaker 4>then you do get used to the sensation and like

0:52:47.680 --> 0:52:52.040
<v Speaker 4>the shock to your body and the concussions, your brain starts.

0:52:51.760 --> 0:52:53.080
<v Speaker 2>To lose that face of it.

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, No, football fucking sucks, I mean, and this

0:52:58.040 --> 0:52:59.360
<v Speaker 1>is why we don't know cool words.

0:52:59.480 --> 0:53:01.759
<v Speaker 4>And dude, for swimming, sometimes when you jump, you jump

0:53:01.800 --> 0:53:04.520
<v Speaker 4>in the pool and it's cold, dude, it's like burr,

0:53:05.080 --> 0:53:10.759
<v Speaker 4>I can't get used to this. You swim really fast, dude.

0:53:10.800 --> 0:53:12.560
<v Speaker 1>And when I'm out on when I'm out on a

0:53:12.680 --> 0:53:16.759
<v Speaker 1>fucking grassy field and my sack is sacking, yeah, I'm

0:53:16.840 --> 0:53:19.360
<v Speaker 1>just hacking up a storm and We're getting tons of

0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:23.000
<v Speaker 1>sacks with the crew, and I'm doing side stalls and

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:27.200
<v Speaker 1>backstalls and stalls on my neck, and I can hurt

0:53:27.239 --> 0:53:28.560
<v Speaker 1>a little bit when Yeah.

0:53:28.600 --> 0:53:31.320
<v Speaker 4>Like honestly, you get sweaty. You do get sweaty.

0:53:31.600 --> 0:53:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sucks.

0:53:32.719 --> 0:53:36.759
<v Speaker 4>Sucks. Do you think anybody with any sort of coolness

0:53:37.040 --> 0:53:38.600
<v Speaker 4>is stalling with their neck?

0:53:39.080 --> 0:53:41.719
<v Speaker 2>Uh? Dude, yes? Have you seen what the teens are

0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:42.560
<v Speaker 2>doing nowadays?

0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:43.120
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:53:43.440 --> 0:53:46.880
<v Speaker 4>Not, I'm sure your algorithm, but that I think stalling

0:53:46.960 --> 0:53:49.359
<v Speaker 4>with your foot, installing like even on your back where

0:53:49.360 --> 0:53:52.000
<v Speaker 4>you like bend over and catch it or whatever's stalling

0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:54.359
<v Speaker 4>on the neck. What the neck looks so dumb?

0:53:55.520 --> 0:53:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:53:57.719 --> 0:54:00.200
<v Speaker 4>I feel like there's some guys who are like, oh,

0:54:00.239 --> 0:54:01.719
<v Speaker 4>you could have saw that on your neck, and they're like,

0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:05.879
<v Speaker 4>I'm good, I'm good. The coolest is when you caught

0:54:05.920 --> 0:54:08.040
<v Speaker 4>it just on the bill of your hat. Very cool.

0:54:08.320 --> 0:54:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that is so cool.

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:11.920
<v Speaker 4>And then you'd let it slide. That's so cool. And

0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:13.520
<v Speaker 4>then you turn to a smoke show and you're like,

0:54:13.800 --> 0:54:15.600
<v Speaker 4>where to go? I'm fucking around.

0:54:16.320 --> 0:54:18.520
<v Speaker 2>You go dump out them cans? You smoke show?

0:54:19.440 --> 0:54:21.400
<v Speaker 4>Hey, where to dump out the cans?

0:54:22.000 --> 0:54:25.719
<v Speaker 2>That's a full blown sentence, dump out the cans, you

0:54:25.800 --> 0:54:29.400
<v Speaker 2>smoke show, Michael Bay, you need at the monitor.

0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:32.000
<v Speaker 4>Michael Bay, get at us. We're righting your next Michael,

0:54:32.160 --> 0:54:36.440
<v Speaker 4>back to the video village. Stop aki sacking.

0:54:36.800 --> 0:54:41.080
<v Speaker 2>We need you at the monitor. All right, I'm talking

0:54:41.120 --> 0:54:42.880
<v Speaker 2>to Megan man Adam.

0:54:42.920 --> 0:54:45.040
<v Speaker 4>I got a good feeling about. You're having a breakthrough

0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:47.080
<v Speaker 4>with him. Where to go?

0:54:47.600 --> 0:54:48.240
<v Speaker 2>You're hired.

0:54:49.200 --> 0:54:50.880
<v Speaker 4>He might hire you just to put you in a

0:54:50.960 --> 0:54:53.120
<v Speaker 4>trailer for a week and be like, we didn't get

0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:56.040
<v Speaker 4>to it today, I don't know. Sorry, just tomorrow. We

0:54:56.120 --> 0:55:00.120
<v Speaker 4>got you tomorrow. Whoops, we missed its. Sorry today it

0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:02.920
<v Speaker 4>was a real piss missile. Uh I do love to

0:55:03.000 --> 0:55:03.480
<v Speaker 4>have Would that?

0:55:03.840 --> 0:55:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Would that be maybe the funniest or the saddest show

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:10.080
<v Speaker 1>of all time where you get a celebrity who really

0:55:10.160 --> 0:55:13.759
<v Speaker 1>wants to breakthrough, and they they have been around for

0:55:13.760 --> 0:55:15.640
<v Speaker 1>a while, they haven't been working for a while, and

0:55:15.760 --> 0:55:18.560
<v Speaker 1>then you get a huge director to lock them in

0:55:18.640 --> 0:55:21.560
<v Speaker 1>a trailer and that's the show. Yeah, he's just watching

0:55:21.600 --> 0:55:23.919
<v Speaker 1>them get more and more frustrated.

0:55:24.120 --> 0:55:24.920
<v Speaker 4>Jacking off again.

0:55:25.360 --> 0:55:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay, more frustrated to get on set.

0:55:31.040 --> 0:55:36.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, guy just keeps beating off. He won't stop.

0:55:37.280 --> 0:55:38.960
<v Speaker 2>He actually doesn't mind the time.

0:55:40.320 --> 0:55:43.040
<v Speaker 4>You start them off on day one with a fucking

0:55:43.239 --> 0:55:46.320
<v Speaker 4>awesome trailer, and then day two when they walk to

0:55:46.400 --> 0:55:48.880
<v Speaker 4>that trailer, you go, yeah, I'm so sorry, there was

0:55:48.920 --> 0:55:51.480
<v Speaker 4>a huge mix up. You're actually over here in this

0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:54.799
<v Speaker 4>other trailer, still a full trailer. All good. Day three,

0:55:55.360 --> 0:55:58.040
<v Speaker 4>there's been a budget snafo. We need you in a two.

0:55:57.920 --> 0:56:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Banger, which is a trailer one on which is which.

0:56:00.960 --> 0:56:03.040
<v Speaker 4>Is a trailer splint in half, or maybe just jump

0:56:03.120 --> 0:56:05.839
<v Speaker 4>right to a three banger which is three and then

0:56:05.920 --> 0:56:07.440
<v Speaker 4>one day you go, you're just gonna here for a

0:56:07.440 --> 0:56:10.640
<v Speaker 4>couple hours, so you're just right here in those closet ones,

0:56:11.280 --> 0:56:15.120
<v Speaker 4>which are the absolute worst. There's a like accordion door

0:56:15.239 --> 0:56:18.480
<v Speaker 4>that can you can blow it open with your fucking breath,

0:56:18.640 --> 0:56:20.399
<v Speaker 4>and someone's right there taking a ship.

0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:24.360
<v Speaker 1>You here when the person next to you is taking

0:56:24.400 --> 0:56:26.160
<v Speaker 1>a ship and drinking off. At the same time, you

0:56:26.239 --> 0:56:30.320
<v Speaker 1>can hear like a phone go like everything heartbeat.

0:56:30.400 --> 0:56:33.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a bummer. It makes it really hard to

0:56:34.320 --> 0:56:34.680
<v Speaker 2>get your.

0:56:35.480 --> 0:56:37.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think they would lose that's the show and

0:56:37.400 --> 0:56:39.120
<v Speaker 1>they would lose their fucking minds.

0:56:39.280 --> 0:56:39.759
<v Speaker 2>That's cool.

0:56:40.400 --> 0:56:42.440
<v Speaker 4>Then you have to bring them to set and then

0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:46.719
<v Speaker 4>have like another actor paid to have a fake flip out.

0:56:47.760 --> 0:56:50.319
<v Speaker 4>Oh right, so they're like, oh, my god. Yeah, she's

0:56:50.360 --> 0:56:52.879
<v Speaker 4>been really difficult all week. This is from yesterday when

0:56:52.880 --> 0:56:55.400
<v Speaker 4>you were in a trailer all day. I'm sorry. If

0:56:55.440 --> 0:56:57.279
<v Speaker 4>you want to go, take five, we'll be up back

0:56:57.320 --> 0:56:59.520
<v Speaker 4>and running and like just twenty minutes or so, just

0:56:59.680 --> 0:57:03.640
<v Speaker 4>not just an hour or so, another five hours and

0:57:03.760 --> 0:57:06.080
<v Speaker 4>you go. You can go home. You can take off

0:57:06.080 --> 0:57:09.239
<v Speaker 4>the phone. And it's a full beard and full fake

0:57:09.360 --> 0:57:11.480
<v Speaker 4>mustache that they have to keep putting on and all.

0:57:11.640 --> 0:57:12.680
<v Speaker 4>Oh that's cool.

0:57:13.120 --> 0:57:15.920
<v Speaker 2>It's like a lot of tattoo work, tons of makeup.

0:57:16.240 --> 0:57:18.840
<v Speaker 4>Can I just leave it on? Actually you can't, or

0:57:19.120 --> 0:57:19.800
<v Speaker 4>you know what we should do.

0:57:20.640 --> 0:57:23.800
<v Speaker 1>We give her like a really big funny nose, like

0:57:23.880 --> 0:57:27.480
<v Speaker 1>a crazy looking nose, just like big bulbous, like drunk

0:57:27.480 --> 0:57:29.560
<v Speaker 1>eyed nose that he has to paint us.

0:57:29.560 --> 0:57:31.440
<v Speaker 2>So he just has this like dumb looking thing on

0:57:31.520 --> 0:57:33.000
<v Speaker 2>his face all day long.

0:57:33.200 --> 0:57:35.120
<v Speaker 4>Actually, we do need you to keep it on, so

0:57:35.200 --> 0:57:36.200
<v Speaker 4>I have to go home like this.

0:57:36.360 --> 0:57:37.040
<v Speaker 2>This is cool.

0:57:38.000 --> 0:57:42.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yes, yes you do again. Don't worry. You're up

0:57:42.040 --> 0:57:44.120
<v Speaker 4>first tomorrow. I don't know if you saw the call seat.

0:57:44.360 --> 0:57:45.240
<v Speaker 4>You're up first tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll be at all right at four thirty.

0:57:48.000 --> 0:57:50.200
<v Speaker 4>We need you to get four at four thirty am.

0:57:50.480 --> 0:57:53.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, so we we had to change the

0:57:53.520 --> 0:57:56.200
<v Speaker 1>schedule around, but we're gonna get to you before lunch.

0:57:56.720 --> 0:57:58.960
<v Speaker 4>We're gonna get to you before lunch. Don't worry about it.

0:57:59.120 --> 0:58:01.360
<v Speaker 4>But what what did you want for lunch? Actually I

0:58:01.440 --> 0:58:03.960
<v Speaker 4>can take your lunch order. Yeah, so they didn't they

0:58:04.080 --> 0:58:05.000
<v Speaker 4>didn't have the rabs.

0:58:05.400 --> 0:58:07.400
<v Speaker 2>They're out of the pineapple salce.

0:58:08.960 --> 0:58:13.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh sausa talk. We were talking, let's circle back. We

0:58:13.600 --> 0:58:14.360
<v Speaker 4>got five good.

0:58:14.240 --> 0:58:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Minutes or listen to some hot, hot, hot hot.

0:58:19.840 --> 0:58:23.400
<v Speaker 4>Blake had a callback to a thing that had happened

0:58:23.440 --> 0:58:24.320
<v Speaker 4>on the podcast.

0:58:24.440 --> 0:58:27.960
<v Speaker 1>We were talking salsa right before we got on the podcast,

0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:30.720
<v Speaker 1>and I love great call back. And by the way,

0:58:31.320 --> 0:58:33.680
<v Speaker 1>what an epic callback to a thing that we did

0:58:33.760 --> 0:58:35.120
<v Speaker 1>not talk about on the podcast.

0:58:35.360 --> 0:58:37.120
<v Speaker 4>This dude is a fucking comedic weapon.

0:58:37.760 --> 0:58:41.880
<v Speaker 11>Is way to end the show on something we hadn't

0:58:41.920 --> 0:58:46.480
<v Speaker 11>talked about and inside joke, well, I I really did

0:58:46.560 --> 0:58:48.840
<v Speaker 11>want to talk about it because Durre said some ship

0:58:48.920 --> 0:58:49.840
<v Speaker 11>that passed me off.

0:58:50.320 --> 0:58:53.040
<v Speaker 2>He said he'd done it, like didn't A he doesn't

0:58:53.160 --> 0:58:56.920
<v Speaker 2>like cold salsa, which is bizarre, and B he has

0:58:57.040 --> 0:59:00.720
<v Speaker 2>trouble finishing a jar of salsa, which is fun. Pathetic.

0:59:01.440 --> 0:59:04.480
<v Speaker 4>Let me just clear my fucking name. I didn't say

0:59:04.520 --> 0:59:08.600
<v Speaker 4>I have trouble finishing a jar. I said that when

0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:11.440
<v Speaker 4>I don't because I choose not to.

0:59:12.280 --> 0:59:15.640
<v Speaker 2>When do you not finish a jar of salsa? I

0:59:15.760 --> 0:59:16.560
<v Speaker 2>finish a jar.

0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:20.440
<v Speaker 4>If you finish a jar salsa by yourself, that's not

0:59:20.560 --> 0:59:24.560
<v Speaker 4>a problem. That's dude, no problem. We all can blake.

0:59:26.120 --> 0:59:26.800
<v Speaker 8>This is wrong.

0:59:27.240 --> 0:59:29.840
<v Speaker 3>Are you the type of guy who dips his chip

0:59:30.160 --> 0:59:34.040
<v Speaker 3>like you don't get the chunks, you just dip it

0:59:34.120 --> 0:59:35.000
<v Speaker 3>in the wet party.

0:59:35.120 --> 0:59:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Make sure no veggies get on the chick well a.

0:59:38.320 --> 0:59:41.880
<v Speaker 4>I don't buy chunky sausa. Don't buy chunky sausa. But

0:59:41.960 --> 0:59:43.960
<v Speaker 4>when I put it back in the fridge and then

0:59:44.000 --> 0:59:45.880
<v Speaker 4>like a few days later, I open up and it's

0:59:45.920 --> 0:59:48.160
<v Speaker 4>all crusty on the inside, I'm like, I like that.

0:59:48.600 --> 0:59:52.080
<v Speaker 4>I like this is garbage. Now hold the kids, the

0:59:52.160 --> 0:59:54.440
<v Speaker 4>kids can eat it. It's just salsa crust. And then

0:59:54.440 --> 0:59:56.160
<v Speaker 4>I go and I get the new one that's room

0:59:56.200 --> 0:59:57.480
<v Speaker 4>to him, damn, you're.

0:59:57.440 --> 1:00:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Crazy yet not liking so Also, that is has been

1:00:01.520 --> 1:00:04.800
<v Speaker 1>in the refrigerator is strange to me, and that's a weird.

1:00:04.640 --> 1:00:07.400
<v Speaker 3>I honestly think it is like a true That's when

1:00:07.400 --> 1:00:10.120
<v Speaker 3>I knew I was a man. Was when I started

1:00:10.840 --> 1:00:14.760
<v Speaker 3>dipping my chip really hard into salsa because I used

1:00:14.800 --> 1:00:17.520
<v Speaker 3>to be the little kid made sure there was no

1:00:18.080 --> 1:00:20.560
<v Speaker 3>you know, no pepper, no tomato, no onion on the

1:00:20.640 --> 1:00:21.240
<v Speaker 3>show I'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Let you go for me. Is when I is when

1:00:22.720 --> 1:00:25.720
<v Speaker 4>I saw my son for the first time. You go, no, man,

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<v Speaker 4>I started, So you're still are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kind of doing the voice still from or.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like doing You're being more like you're becoming like

1:00:41.400 --> 1:00:44.120
<v Speaker 1>a comic book guy the way you're talking now.

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<v Speaker 4>Of a sudden, when I dunk it.

1:00:48.440 --> 1:00:52.920
<v Speaker 3>When I dunk a chip, that motherfucker comes up five pounds.

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<v Speaker 3>I finished a salsa in three chips. I could finish John.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, guys, I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad we wrapped this up with hot, hot salsa

1:01:02.720 --> 1:01:05.280
<v Speaker 1>talk because okay, this is a banger.

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<v Speaker 4>Any take back. I dip my chips so hard. I

1:01:12.360 --> 1:01:15.320
<v Speaker 4>dip my chips so fucking hard. Dude, you you fucking

1:01:15.400 --> 1:01:18.440
<v Speaker 4>black being salsa? Yeah? Sure, it's not my favorite games.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean?

1:01:18.880 --> 1:01:21.200
<v Speaker 2>And it's not you it's not my favorite to me.

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<v Speaker 4>That was a game change.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time I had that, I was like, what

1:01:24.840 --> 1:01:27.640
<v Speaker 1>is this really good? I thought it's good for a

1:01:27.720 --> 1:01:29.560
<v Speaker 1>bean dip. I'm a mataos guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, go off.

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<v Speaker 1>That is that is my salsa of choice. If you

1:01:34.080 --> 1:01:37.280
<v Speaker 1>can find mataos in your grocery ial check it out.

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<v Speaker 1>No sponsor.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to go. I like to go to whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Like usually they keep the good salsa, like in the

1:01:44.680 --> 1:01:46.920
<v Speaker 3>deli section, So it doesn't matter to me as long

1:01:46.960 --> 1:01:47.800
<v Speaker 3>as it's from the deli.

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<v Speaker 4>Sege Oh so you go it's in the refrigerated section.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, of course, I'm not doing I'm not messing with

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<v Speaker 3>the I mean I will, don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do a pace or whatever, but I like the fresh.

1:01:59.520 --> 1:02:02.760
<v Speaker 4>You will you'll go pace over like Tostitos brand, I'm

1:02:02.840 --> 1:02:04.520
<v Speaker 4>not when you're getting jars.

1:02:04.520 --> 1:02:06.640
<v Speaker 3>It's also like that, it really doesn't matter. They all

1:02:06.720 --> 1:02:08.280
<v Speaker 3>taste the same. They're all very sugary.

1:02:08.760 --> 1:02:10.160
<v Speaker 2>I like them, but they're not.

1:02:10.360 --> 1:02:15.480
<v Speaker 1>You know, Blake, So you drink a whole jar of salsa,

1:02:15.760 --> 1:02:18.160
<v Speaker 1>or you have a whole jar of salsa every time?

1:02:18.320 --> 1:02:21.960
<v Speaker 1>You just have some chips and salsa. Yeah, is that

1:02:22.040 --> 1:02:23.840
<v Speaker 1>what you're saying? Like the way the way you came

1:02:23.880 --> 1:02:25.479
<v Speaker 1>out the gate, it seems crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I blow a jar.

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<v Speaker 2>I blow a jar. If I open it, I'm blowing it.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro. No, okay, if you're if you're a bro, alpha bro,

1:02:34.680 --> 1:02:37.320
<v Speaker 4>and you're listening, first of all, welcome, thank you for

1:02:37.760 --> 1:02:41.400
<v Speaker 4>being here. I'm I'm begging you to take blow a

1:02:41.560 --> 1:02:45.840
<v Speaker 4>Jar to your realm and have it catch on because Blake,

1:02:45.880 --> 1:02:50.680
<v Speaker 4>I gotta tell you. Oh, dude, last night fucking blew

1:02:50.760 --> 1:02:51.160
<v Speaker 4>a jar.

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<v Speaker 2>I blow a jar, homie.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's eligible. I think that's eligible. If I

1:02:57.280 --> 1:02:59.480
<v Speaker 4>heard a really cool, tough guy say that to me,

1:02:59.560 --> 1:03:00.520
<v Speaker 4>I down.

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<v Speaker 1>But the way Blake said it didn't inspire confidence. He

1:03:05.920 --> 1:03:07.240
<v Speaker 1>sort of lisped, But that's.

1:03:07.120 --> 1:03:09.320
<v Speaker 2>What pointed out. He's he's hugging his knee.

1:03:09.640 --> 1:03:12.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but Adam, what I'm saying is that I know

1:03:12.240 --> 1:03:14.520
<v Speaker 4>that if it's if this is taken into the world

1:03:15.520 --> 1:03:17.640
<v Speaker 4>where a guy's not hugging his knee, put it on

1:03:17.760 --> 1:03:21.720
<v Speaker 4>the lens of any arms after just learning.

1:03:21.440 --> 1:03:24.640
<v Speaker 2>A bunch like what's your favorite salsa goat? Yeah, he's

1:03:24.720 --> 1:03:27.360
<v Speaker 2>hugging his knee. It's the last time he blew a jar.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, dude, I'll blow a droll. Any take backs, any apologies,

1:03:30.680 --> 1:03:36.160
<v Speaker 4>any epic slams. I'll slam cold salsa. It's just gross.

1:03:36.720 --> 1:03:39.800
<v Speaker 4>And I did venture into peach salsa, I said before

1:03:39.840 --> 1:03:41.680
<v Speaker 4>the show. Not necessary.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I I like the citrus ones, I like the mango,

1:03:44.560 --> 1:03:46.440
<v Speaker 3>I like the I like the pineapple. You know what,

1:03:46.560 --> 1:03:49.360
<v Speaker 3>I'll take back what I said about uh Zoe Saldana.

1:03:49.920 --> 1:03:52.240
<v Speaker 4>That's is that? What's what's wrong with her? She's you

1:03:52.280 --> 1:03:53.120
<v Speaker 4>said she was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't. I know, I just hope.

1:03:55.200 --> 1:03:55.320
<v Speaker 7>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to restraining order. I'm not.

1:03:57.680 --> 1:03:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't follow her. I told her one time, I

1:04:00.000 --> 1:04:01.600
<v Speaker 2>thought she was a very pretty beautiful woman.

1:04:01.640 --> 1:04:03.400
<v Speaker 4>And so let me get this straight. You only saw

1:04:03.440 --> 1:04:05.880
<v Speaker 4>her one time, and it just seered into your brain

1:04:06.040 --> 1:04:12.840
<v Speaker 4>like this, like psycho stopped. You're still talking about him stopped. Now,

1:04:12.880 --> 1:04:17.320
<v Speaker 4>I get that. I understand that. Sure does she avatar? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she had man like a baby absolutely baby guitar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, I'll see you guys on the boat. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited for that, guys. That's gonna be fun. That's

1:04:29.160 --> 1:04:31.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna be so fun. Hopefully.

1:04:32.000 --> 1:04:34.240
<v Speaker 4>I guess we were one of us dies.

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<v Speaker 1>We were not suicidal, as your said. Yes, absolutely, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's another episode.

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<v Speaker 4>Important.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the best,