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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically crucially.

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Speaker 2: Important today on This Is Important.

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Speaker 3: Hot Hot, Hot Hot Salsita.

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Speaker 2: So you were trying to suck your own penis, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 4: Tune you up, bitch.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. Yeah, what's up? What's up?

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Speaker 4: What's up? My boy? So good to see you guys.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, it really is it? Really is it? Really?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, honestly, it's really good to see you guys. I

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Speaker 2: love you, guys. I fucking love you guys. Man, I

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Speaker 2: love you too.

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Speaker 1: And what I'm so excited about is next week we

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Speaker 1: have We've got plans to kick it together.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a company retreat. Baby.

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Speaker 1: We're taking my boat all the way to the high

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Speaker 1: Sea in island far away.

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Speaker 4: And I just want to say this now, I'm not

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Speaker 4: going if I drown, that's impossible. I'm not I'm not depressed.

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Speaker 4: You know how people do this when they're like I've

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Speaker 4: uncovered something and they go like, I'm not suicidal, I'm

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Speaker 4: not depressed. No one's blackmailing me. And then like if

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Speaker 4: I go missing or they say I killed myself, They're

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Speaker 4: like So if I go overboard and I drowned.

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Speaker 2: I didn't. We know that's not possible. So me and

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Speaker 2: Adam are gonna off you. We gotta think of a

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Speaker 2: different a different way. Yeah, you're not drowning.

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Speaker 4: I did wonder how far I could swim? Yeah, could

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Speaker 4: I make it?

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Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna drown in Buffalo milk.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a weird name for what you shoot out

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Speaker 4: of your.

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Speaker 1: Uh that is a weird name in general, but it

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Speaker 1: is the It's like California, uh, Catalina island treat Yes, and.

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Speaker 4: Our buffalo's female. Our buffalo's female. You know, like a cow.

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Speaker 4: They're like a bull.

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Speaker 2: They can be Yeah, obviously, Yeah, they you called?

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Speaker 4: Do you call like a lady bison or like what?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Lady bison is a hot name.

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Speaker 4: Is this a him he situation? There's a lot of

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Speaker 4: what do you call a guy? Is a guy buffalo

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Speaker 4: different than a female?

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Speaker 2: It's a buffalo? Oh buffalo?

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Speaker 4: Is it a buffalo?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: A female buffalo is a buffalo.

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Speaker 4: Not not as buff not as.

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Speaker 1: Buff Okay, hell yeah, so a buffalo milk. I think

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Speaker 1: we talked about this last time. But it's a vodka.

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Speaker 2: It's prim Deco. You're drinking Coco. I'm drinking Coco bro

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Speaker 2: So greened.

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Speaker 4: To cock makes make my coo.

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Speaker 1: Cream d banana and some milk and some milk.

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Speaker 4: Why do they even add the milk?

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Speaker 2: The cause of that, well, that makes the buffalo milk.

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Speaker 2: The first part is the buffalo. Yeah, baby, I'm excited, Bud.

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Speaker 3: That's why I'm wearing my fish hat. I hope we

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Speaker 3: put some poles in the water. God, we'll bring some poles.

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Speaker 3: You got poles to Yeah? I actually don't have a one.

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Speaker 3: How much is how much does a fishing pole run? Y?

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Speaker 3: I bet they get a rod?

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Speaker 4: Do we call them rods?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I feel like if if it's a rod that can

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Speaker 1: handle the type of big tuna, I know we would

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Speaker 1: be after deadly.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a few hundreds of dollars. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you have you have a rod your whole life, right.

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Speaker 1: If you're getting a rod, you're keeping the rod. Rods

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Speaker 1: can last a long time.

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Speaker 4: No, But but this, I feel like this is a

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Speaker 4: kind of like a golf thing where it's super expensive.

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Speaker 4: But guess what, in two years, there's a newer, better, lighter, faster, harder,

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Speaker 2: What are they changing about the about the pole man?

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Speaker 2: It's straight, it's got the.

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Speaker 4: Line, the whole. This is every industry. Every industry is like,

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Speaker 4: actually now it's more carbon fiber weave than before.

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Speaker 2: And you're like, oh fuck, it's science.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, you know it still catches uh

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Speaker 1: a giant big tuna that we're after Grandpaul's old stick.

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Speaker 1: It's science that you found in the garage, right? Did

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Speaker 1: that thing off called a big tune?

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Speaker 4: What's the call where you just dangle your arm and

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Speaker 4: then the noodle? Noodle?

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Speaker 2: Should we noodle?

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Speaker 4: I would love to.

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Speaker 2: I got something output in the water sharp.

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Speaker 1: That was actually an episode of bad ideas, was I was,

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Speaker 1: I was going to go noodle?

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Speaker 2: Did you make a joke and be like I could

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Speaker 4: And what do we noodle? What? What fits for? Now?

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Speaker 1: I think it's it's a giant catfish and then you

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Speaker 3: It's it literally might be the scariest thing in my

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Speaker 3: mind that you could do. That sounds absolutely terrifying. I

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Speaker 3: number one, I do that's scariest thing in your mind.

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Speaker 2: I don't, you can do. I don't like fish.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I will admit that that's scary to me. Scariest.

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Speaker 3: What's so scarier than letting a fucking a big ass catfish?

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Speaker 4: You're sticking to it.

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Speaker 1: You cover yourself in meat and throw yourself in the

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Speaker 4: That's pretty scarier. That's not even just like out running

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Speaker 4: in a mountain. You look back and you hear something,

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Speaker 4: You turn into a mountain lion. Go on, let me

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Speaker 2: I hate the thought of that, or how about that thought.

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Speaker 1: You are camping, okay, and you you trip, you trip

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Speaker 1: backwards on a on a log land and when you land,

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Speaker 1: you just hear.

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Speaker 2: It's not scarier.

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Speaker 4: I don't realize we're doing sound effects. Okay, ready, So

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Speaker 4: you're a janitor. You've got a lot of keys. You

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Speaker 4: just said to a little boy, I'm gonna go to

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Speaker 4: You're up there in a rainstorm, you hear thunder, you're

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Speaker 4: struck by lighting. That's pretty crazy.

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Speaker 2: There's something about sticking any part of your body in

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Speaker 4: Very scary.

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Speaker 1: It would be scarier if it's alligator infestival.

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Speaker 2: I hate alligators, Oh god, oh God. I hate that

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Speaker 2: they are so scary to me.

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Speaker 4: The words you're choosing to use scariest and hate alligators

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Speaker 4: are the scariest.

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Speaker 2: Well, a lot of hatred spawns from being scared.

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Speaker 4: And you might hate sticking your arm into a catfish.

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Speaker 4: You would hate that.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes the things you hate is because you're really you

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Speaker 4: But I don't hate alligators. I think alligators are kind

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Speaker 4: of cool. I think they're my fast favorite animal. I

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Speaker 4: do not like alligators. You don't respect them.

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Speaker 2: No, Wait, and you have.

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Speaker 4: So much love in your heart.

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Speaker 1: That's what's so weird, Blake as you're throwing off this

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Speaker 1: hate for alligators, when I feel the blake that I

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Speaker 1: knew that I lived with for seven years. We were

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Speaker 1: a domestic partnership in the eyes of the law.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, owned a reptile.

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Speaker 3: I'm kind of considering this boat boat trip, yes, our honeymoon.

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Speaker 1: Well don't but uh, I'm just going to be there

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Speaker 1: too also, so you.

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Speaker 2: Don't try to make this on even put my pole

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Speaker 2: in the water.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry you guys doing in there.

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Speaker 2: Me and a couple of buffalo milks.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the old you would have loved an alligator?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, would have think the fuck cool?

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Speaker 4: You know what?

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Speaker 2: I ate them? I did until I went to Florida.

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Speaker 3: I went to the Everglades and I was amongst wild alligators.

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Speaker 3: And when you get out of the car to take

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Speaker 3: a pee on the freeway and you you know.

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Speaker 2: They croak, They croak like frogs. They're like, okay.

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Speaker 3: And you and you hear the hair. It is absolutely

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Speaker 3: and they will get you and they will bring you

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Speaker 4: Boy.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, but don't they I mean, I know they

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Speaker 1: say that they walk fast.

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Speaker 2: They do.

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Speaker 1: Oh they're fast, But when you see them, they're like

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Speaker 1: they like wiggle but like serpentine.

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Speaker 2: You can outrun that thing.

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Speaker 3: No, you have to zigzag. You have to zig zag

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Speaker 3: and you cannot. You have to zigzag when you run

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Speaker 1: Dude, Hey, guess what, guess what what? I can outrun

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Speaker 1: an alligator and I'm.

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Speaker 4: Slow, you know, And I'm slow.

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Speaker 1: No, absolutely, How fast do alligators run?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to guess they run about twenty five miles

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Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up what I'm saying, bro, They run

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Speaker 1: twenty five there fast as hell.

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Speaker 4: Boy.

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Speaker 2: They come out of that water, they get you, they

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Speaker 2: bring you under the water, tear your ass up.

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Speaker 4: I got two words to say. I got two words

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Speaker 4: to say. Greatest commercial of our childhood Crocodile Mile. Remember

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Speaker 4: that commercial?

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Speaker 2: Hell is that your childhood? What the hell is that?

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Speaker 4: You're so old? You guys didn't have Crocodile mile rocket.

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Speaker 4: I remember the slipp it it's a slipping slide, right, God,

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Speaker 4: what happened to slip and slide? It's a slip and slide.

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Speaker 4: But at the end there was like the pool that

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Speaker 4: you bumped into. Yeah, and I just remember the commercial

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Speaker 4: being like, well, what's better than this?

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Speaker 2: What was it? It was there like a cool theme song,

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Speaker 2: like it's a crocodile mile.

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Speaker 4: They're little. I don't remember the commercial. Oh here's the commercial.

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Speaker 4: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Side dude, hit the pump, say the dives.

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Speaker 4: Crooked oil mile, the great new water slide, went splashdown pool,

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Speaker 4: the incredible boomerang bump that.

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Speaker 2: Sends you flying, but watch out for the corn.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it hits a bump and takes a dive.

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Speaker 3: I remember making jokes like it's like it's like it's

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Speaker 3: probably some dude doing blow and he's like, it takes

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Speaker 3: a bump, dude.

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Speaker 4: You know it was summer, not the dog days yet,

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Speaker 4: but you know it was somemer when they started spinning

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Speaker 4: that commercial.

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Speaker 2: Hit a bump and take a dive. That's very Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, you guys are talking to Miles Brower were talking alligators.

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Speaker 4: That was this is add in.

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Speaker 1: Action that commercials from nineteen eighty eight. So we're too

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Speaker 1: young to fully remember this commercials, being as as many

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Speaker 1: years older than us.

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Speaker 4: I had just got to college out.

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Speaker 2: I do remember that. Now, how fast do you alligators run?

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Speaker 2: Todd hit me with that information.

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Speaker 4: Can we get sponsored by Gronk or whatever? Like uh,

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Speaker 4: answers back. We can't get any of that money.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that right? They're sponsored by like an AI company?

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Speaker 3: Oh dude, alligators can run from eleven to fifteen miles

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Speaker 2: Wait, what the hell for short bursts?

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Speaker 4: Adam can run sixteen.

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Speaker 1: There's no way that an alligator's catching me. And I

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say this. We could sell to Netflix.

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Speaker 2: And we could sell can add them out ruck animals.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you to get bit by an alligator. No,

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Speaker 3: they get you and then they bring you underwater. They

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Speaker 1: Boy, all that cake, the fact that you add an

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Speaker 4: You like, can't tay all your words.

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Speaker 2: It's off putting.

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Speaker 4: This is the second time he's done. I know it's offensive.

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Speaker 1: And I tried to call it out earlier, but then

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Speaker 2: It's it's offensive. When I talk gator, it's when I

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Speaker 4: When I talk gator.

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Speaker 3: I get a little twang because that's how you talk

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Speaker 3: gator out there there, Because they grabbed you, they.

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Speaker 4: Take you under the water, they tear your ass up.

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Speaker 4: You guys ever watched cool hand Luke yeah, of course.

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Speaker 4: Watch Cool Hand Luke. Yeah, great, great movie. There's a

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Speaker 2: Okay, does he race alligators?

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Speaker 4: No? No, he eats a bunch of eggs though, well,

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 4: And they also talk like that in water Boy Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and in their alligators in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but this is he's talking of Florida water Boys Louisiana.

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Speaker 4: I feel like Adam probably follows that Instagram dude who's like,

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Speaker 4: It is real.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like a thick accent.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it. I do you not follow that guy?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about, but sliding Adams

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like something I would like because I

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Speaker 4: Seems like he's pretending, but I don't think he is.

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Speaker 2: And people they talk like down here and they talk

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Speaker 1: So in the back of the they just love woods

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't you good? You're good Adam. I think you need

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's my uh my horror thriller that

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Speaker 1: I will finally break me through, tails from through more

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Speaker 4: I just done a job.

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Speaker 3: He wants to act so bad, Hollywood, come on, I

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Speaker 3: just want to fucking act again.

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Speaker 2: Hollywood boy wants the act.

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Speaker 4: And then you really you're like, I mean I felt

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Speaker 4: like I crushed. This is oscar stuff. And then everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: How funny is it?

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Speaker 1: It then becomes a huge hit, huge hit, but everyone

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Speaker 4: Did the behind the scenes, they did the behind the

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Speaker 6: Way you do the bts dry as sand. You can

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Speaker 6: do it all funny, big, crazy.

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Speaker 2: Comedy. What he really committed to that horrible character.

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Speaker 4: Adam, divine breaks through. You lean in because you're watching

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Speaker 4: home like here, it is breaks through to another level

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Speaker 2: He worked on that voice for months, for months months.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, are we currently in the dog days of

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Speaker 5: Is this?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 2: When you feel we better because it's hot as fuck

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Speaker 4: God?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're recording this. It's the middle of July, and

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Speaker 4: Thick bitch. Yeah, a thick bitch. As you said, it's

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Speaker 4: been very hot.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not as thick.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you walk like we shot the right

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Speaker 1: Gemstones in Charleston, that was a different level of thick

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Speaker 1: Here in Soco, we don't get that. No, we don't

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Speaker 4: You know, I do miss that about being in the Midwest,

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Speaker 4: it's freezing, yeah, and everyone's cold and doesn't understand what

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Speaker 4: the day. Well, I don't know. This week it's been.

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Speaker 2: Hot at night though, Yeah, I think it has been

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Speaker 4: Because it's been humid. It's been trying to.

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Speaker 2: It's been warm enough.

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Speaker 3: I've been sleeping a little bit in the nude, So

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Speaker 3: that's how I know it's getting pretty odd at.

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Speaker 4: And what do you mean a little bit? And then

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Speaker 2: My BA impression, he's either talks, I think honestly. Last

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well that's not isn't it? More often than

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Speaker 1: Right, Also, what does that mean exactly? You were looking

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Speaker 2: No, it was sometimes weird.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I was like bending over it. I

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Speaker 4: You got down on your like as close as.

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Speaker 4: You caught your dick in the mirror and you were

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Speaker 4: dropped to your knees. How how did you do that?

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Speaker 2: How would you do like just like like doing so

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Speaker 2: you were trying to suck your own penis. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: no no no, that is not what I was trying

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Speaker 1: You showed us right now that you were trying to

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Speaker 2: No, I was just trying to look at you. Man,

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Speaker 2: I was not, And I told say, I'm that too.

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to look at it.

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Speaker 2: Not photos. I want to see it in person. You know,

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Speaker 4: I hope I do. That's what I think.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, none of us do.

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Speaker 4: None of us do. None of us look better in

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Speaker 4: person or none of us photograph. Well, both all for both,

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Speaker 2: I think, I think both.

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But don't you meet people in person and you go,

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Speaker 2: He looks pretty good.

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Speaker 4: I never seen him, Yeah we did.

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Speaker 2: We saw him at the super Bowl.

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Speaker 4: Never seen him. I think that there are people with

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Speaker 4: like exaggerated features. We can say that, like a lot

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Speaker 4: of women in Hollywood have giant eyeballs, and you don't

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Speaker 4: really you can't really tell when you're watching them on

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Speaker 4: Kind of let you in the window of the souls.

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Speaker 4: Blake was about to say, I was, yeah, and then

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Speaker 2: You got some big eyes.

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Speaker 4: That's a lot, that's a lot you've got excee, come extra,

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Speaker 4: ey bro, you are not running out eyeball, you.

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Speaker 7: Got it a whole lot of eye. And they don't

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Speaker 2: Uh. Yeah, well happens a lot with uh.

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Speaker 1: I mean some actresses and actors, but also models, Like

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Speaker 1: and your stuff.

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Speaker 2: And then in real life, what's up with the eyeballs?

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Speaker 4: They got a whole lot of eye, whole lot of

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Speaker 4: long as they got enough, they got enough.

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Speaker 2: They look like giraft.

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Speaker 4: Yeah weird.

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Speaker 2: I will say though, like models literally literally, that's why

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Speaker 2: that's why we didn't date them.

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Speaker 4: It's like.

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Speaker 1: They don't I would never I would never want to

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 4: Blake's scariest is alligators. For me, it's definitely models. Can

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Speaker 4: we change somethings?

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Speaker 2: Yuck? Yeah, Like that's why I never did in my past.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh disgusting to me. No, they look

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Speaker 4: No, no, thank you. Why are you even still talking

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Speaker 4: about them? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I will say one time I was like eating out

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Speaker 3: in Hollywood and what's your name? Zoey sell Donna?

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, oh yeah, gosh, she was so pretty gorgeous.

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Speaker 4: I was alright, yeah, here comes the.

448
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 2: Most like too beautiful, Like no, thank you?

449
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 4: Yuckah yeah, restraining order arriving soon. Someone told me that

450
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,440
Speaker 4: the podcast a guy was talking about me and I

451
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,879
Speaker 4: just want to make sure that it was just like

452
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 4: it's like it's.

453
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 2: Like time stopped. I just saw her. I was like, whoa,

454
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: this is a very beautiful person, just like so ild on.

455
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 4: I saw a clip, very funny bit about eyeballs being

456
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 4: too big. I was l O l ing. This is

457
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 4: a text to her people my bad, but lock him up.

458
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 2: You know, we were just talking about that. I'm like,

459
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 2: she is unreal, She's my number.

460
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 4: I love her. Here we go and I'm glad you

461
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 4: want a new movie.

462
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 1: Well of course, but like a celebrity, you've been living

463
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 1: on this Penelope Cruise dude, oh yeah, come on. And

464
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: she's now in that new movie what is it called

465
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Speaker 1: The The Invite or the Yeah where it's like about

466
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: like a three stumm or something.

467
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 4: I don't know.

468
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 2: Seth Rogan's in it. I think it's like a couple

469
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Speaker 2: swamp movie.

470
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 3: She's also been popping up in the in the crowd

471
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 3: at a World Cup games and she's looking great.

472
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 4: Spain The Invite.

473
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is some good Spanish jeans, right, Thereenlope Cruise.

474
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 4: Her and hoveyar Bardem.

475
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,639
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, wingo tango let me adam both.

476
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 4: So I got forwarded this clip from the show. This

477
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 4: man kept talking about me. I need a restranding order.

478
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,920
Speaker 4: Not that it wasn't funny. There was a funny bits.

479
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 2: That's not offensive because that's a really good impression big.

480
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 4: Ohs, the ohs are too much grande o hoos, very funny.

481
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 4: I watched it translated. Does YouTube translate us? Can you

482
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 4: click into like Portuguese or some shit? I don't think so,

483
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaker 4: we're not on YouTube. That's sorry, Netflix, brother father, Netflix, Sorry, Yes,

484
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,640
Speaker 4: we love I want to get translated.

485
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 2: Our corporate overlord, there's no way they do right, AI

486
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 2: does it? Oh, by the way, get weird.

487
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 3: My my like my ring camp my god, go ahead,

488
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 3: grandpa my ring cam. Now it tells me like what's

489
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 3: at the door. Like you know how I would text

490
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 3: you like there's someone at your door today, it was like,

491
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 3: there's a person at your door with a shit zoo.

492
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? What is going on here?

493
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 2: When did I with the shitsu dog?

494
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 4: Yeah? It said that could have been worse, could have

495
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 4: been a zoo's ship. Uh okay, that's interesting And you're like, tm,

496
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 4: I I don't need to know that.

497
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do I?

498
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 4: What? What?

499
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 2: When did I tell you I needed to know that?

500
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 2: That's bizarre? Like when did it start doing that?

501
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: It's getting smarter in case you're you like those dogs

502
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: the least and you hit those dogs.

503
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where it seems like it's a bit of

504
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 2: a slippery slope here.

505
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 4: I mean I could take it or leave it. Yeah,

506
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,399
Speaker 4: maybe you hung.

507
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: Out too closely, like your phone was connected too closely

508
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: next to someone that owned a shitsu, Like you were

509
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: at a bar or something, and you know how that

510
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 1: that's how they say they do it, like you sit

511
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: next to someone and your phones are close and they

512
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: think you're hanging out with them, and then you'll get

513
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: information about what they like.

514
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 4: Shitsu's well, you know, like you could go out so

515
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 4: so like in public and then like because you're sitting

516
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 4: next to the person, suddenly your discoveries are all just

517
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 4: semi nude women exercising. Yeah, and it's only because it's

518
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,679
Speaker 4: because you were in the grocery store, like looking at

519
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 4: crackers next to some pervert.

520
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what that's what you've explained to your wife. Yeah,

521
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: it's really weird, Like.

522
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 4: Didn't even cross my mind, honey.

523
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: I don't know why I keep getting weird, like World

524
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: Cup theme, porno coming up yet on my phone, Like

525
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: look they have honey.

526
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 3: The Explore page is all half nude women working out.

527
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 3: It's all hot Argentina, Babe. It's just because I was

528
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 3: next to someone at the grocery store. So it's nothing

529
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 3: to do with what I'm like.

530
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 4: You know what, I'll never go to the grocery store,

531
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Speaker 4: fe this last time I go there.

532
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: Fine, you know, fine, you know fine, I'm I guess

533
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 2: I'm not grocery shopping. I guess I'm not grocery shopping

534
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 2: and I'm not cooking.

535
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 4: Look, I'll take them for the team. Yeah, I'll stop cooking,

536
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 4: not that I ever started. And I'll stop going to

537
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 4: the grocery store. Yeah, that can be something you do,

538
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 4: all right, and then you know it'd be really funny.

539
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 4: Is I checked your discoveries? You don't want to see that.

540
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 4: Oh it's it's just kind of people marching for civil

541
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 4: rights and uh yeah, huh.

542
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 2: Where are you what kind?

543
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 4: You might not be going to the right grocery shop.

544
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 4: I was at Ralph's.

545
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 2: Perverts.

546
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 4: Go to Ralph's. Pervert Central rals is nasty.

547
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, some bad boys, pavilion freaks, I.

548
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: Will say the Do you remember the the Ralphs that

549
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: they called the rock and Roll Ralphs on Sunset?

550
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 4: How could I forget? Of course?

551
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a famous Hollywood attraction.

552
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. Did I see Uncle Phil there? Did you? Guys?

553
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 4: I thought you said that that was at the Whole Foods,

554
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 4: But no, I saw Uncle Phil at the Ralph's.

555
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 2: Oh really, I remember when you said you saw Uncle Phil. Yes,

556
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 2: I do too. That was a big That was a

557
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 2: big day in all of our lives.

558
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 4: Yes, I think you, By the way, those were the

559
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 4: days where like when you did see someone you would

560
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 4: tell everyone and they were like, we're here, we made it,

561
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 4: We're amongst Uncle Phil.

562
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just talking about this actually, like how

563
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: crazy it was and how exciting it was when you

564
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: first start to like you move to LA and you

565
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: actually see someone that's working in TV or has worked

566
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: in TV.

567
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: My first star sighting was the limo driver in blank Check.

568
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 4: Legend. I think he r and he was drinking a beer.

569
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 2: At the grove at the bar, the bar in the

570
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: Farmer's market, at the girl. Yeah, that's a great sighting.

571
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 4: He's also the electrician who's got the cut off the

572
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 4: power grid in die Hard.

573
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

574
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 4: He's also the funny neighbor in the Burbs. His name

575
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 4: escapes me right now.

576
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: He was in a bond just I need to watch

577
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 2: the Burbs again.

578
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, but very memorable. You know, like white guys are

579
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 4: always kind of the same. It's very hard to pop.

580
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 4: He had something that set him apart. Yeah, legend was

581
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 4: his name was Rick Rick Rick Dukerman.

582
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Duke Comman, Dacombe Coman.

583
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to run with.

584
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 2: And he is not dead right and we are not

585
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 2: giving him flowers.

586
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 4: He died.

587
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 2: I think he just died.

588
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 4: No, I think he just died. No, no, he died

589
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 4: a few years ago.

590
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay in ten ten plus years ago. Okay, my god,

591
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: we didn't kill him.

592
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 4: No, no, no, he was he was good. But but

593
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 4: I was that's a great that's a great sight. Yeah, Ricky,

594
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 4: I remember. I was like shook.

595
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: He was one of my very first And then we

596
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: saw I think I was with either you or Kyle,

597
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: and we saw, uh, who's the guy that was married

598
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: to Was it Luke Perry that was married to Megan Fox?

599
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: And we saw them both, No, Brian Austin Green and

600
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: we saw them both. Yea at I like that I

601
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: led with Brian Austin Green. When Meghan Fox is also

602
00:28:59,400 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: at the bar.

603
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 2: See you, But she's like, yeah, but you didn't know

604
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 2: she was right, you know she was? Yeah? Maybe not,

605
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 2: I don't I don't remember, but I remember being like,

606
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: what was her pop off?

607
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,959
Speaker 4: She was just Megan, she was just a Fox. Now

608
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 4: she's Megan Fox.

609
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 2: What was her first movie?

610
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 4: What was her jump? There's a lot of eyeball.

611
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, especially I'm like Transformers Megan Fox. Yeah, not

612
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 2: for me. You had to turn that movie off because

613
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 2: of that? Was it?

614
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 4: Transformer Megan Fox in Transformers. I think if you watched

615
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 4: that now, it would feel like it's from an entirely

616
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 4: different era than even when it came out. It really

617
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 4: put her on like a we're gonna do slow motion

618
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 4: on this woman the entire movie want in a way

619
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 4: that you're.

620
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 8: Like, my dig was like, wait, why was your making

621
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 8: those voice is like a transformer?

622
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the noise they make when yeah yeah yeah

623
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 3: yeah yeah keep up? Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,

624
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 3: this is our sound effects.

625
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 4: That Hey, Megan, we think you're kind of glistening and

626
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 4: sweaty in this scene.

627
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 2: Also, sure, I'm it's really really not that hot out

628
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 2: we're in. We're in the snow.

629
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 4: We're running for my life, I know. But if we

630
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 4: could just lose one, like a button comes open, like

631
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 4: maybe when you're running Michael.

632
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: Bay get her for the bab Bays, I mean, and

633
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 2: by the way, like it.

634
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 4: Kind of it did wonders for her career.

635
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 2: I don't know what.

636
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's interesting looking back, I'm like, wow,

637
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 4: they really just were like you're so hot, you're gonna

638
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 4: be bigger than the Transformers. Yeah.

639
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 2: I think she was too hot, too hot for the world.

640
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 4: She was hot bigger than that. She was hotter than

641
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 4: the transforming.

642
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: He truly like looked at his at his like shot

643
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 2: list and was like, scratch this.

644
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

645
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: The first day he gets her on said he's like, no, no, no,

646
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: we're not going to shoot the transformers today.

647
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 3: Let's have her going into the the the engine of

648
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 3: the transformer, her at This is how you meet her.

649
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 4: Just just have her working on the car.

650
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: She stick it out, her ass is out, and then

651
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 2: then you find out that the transformer, the engine is

652
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 2: like their dicks.

653
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 4: Okay, alight the covin.

654
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, someone get Michael, get Michael, Michael, so go back,

655
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 5: go back to the video.

656
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, hey, okay, Michael, let's show you back

657
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 4: to the director. So low rise jeans eras just obsessed costumes.

658
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 4: Do we have any genes that rise lower? Can we

659
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 4: just cut them? I want to win, to be able

660
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 4: to pass underneath. Is how low I knew.

661
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 2: Hit us with some prime Megan Fox photos.

662
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 4: Here, Todd, this is the way I mean the mama,

663
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 4: oh mama, this is have you guys seen her in person?

664
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 2: Though, I bet there's no way, there's no way she's

665
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: this smoking. She can't. She can't be No now, machine gun, Kelly,

666
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: you're a lucky man, you lucky son of a bitch.

667
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: And then uh, post hot pictures of us to look

668
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: at as well, and then catch a candid hot photo.

669
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 2: I dare you, it's it's impossible. It's IMPOSSI candidly. He's

670
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: pretty hot.

671
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 4: By the way, Brian Austin Green and Blake Anderson are doppelgangers,

672
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 4: and I'm I'm willing.

673
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 2: To die on that, dude.

674
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a photo of the two of them

675
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: Getty Images. Brian Austin Green and my boy Blake Anderson.

676
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: They do not look that dissimilar.

677
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 4: That was a ride. They almost don't look alike a lot.

678
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: No, they don't look dissimilar. They look close enough.

679
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: If they were brought just cut your hair, you could

680
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: have married Megan Fox.

681
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 4: Nos, that's why he did it. He's like, no, thank you.

682
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 4: You will be growing my hair to keep the ladies away. No,

683
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 4: thank you.

684
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 2: I'm fine right where I am with my hot boyfriends.

685
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 4: Hello, wait, bring the rods to the boat.

686
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: I'm bringing buffalo milk. You you never seen a guy

687
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 2: drink so.

688
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 4: Much buffalo milk.

689
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 2: So, my god, you're gonna just just a white mustache.

690
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: All the buffalo milk. You got milk.

691
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 4: We're getting down down. I might have you hared, Catalina.

692
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 4: You couldn't see my dick.

693
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 2: At eye level.

694
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 4: I wrote down one thing that I was thinking of

695
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 4: this week that I was like, this is something I

696
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 4: want to because I want to mine. I want to

697
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do the what's the name Gavin News and

698
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 4: he talks like this all the time.

699
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: He's like, I will yeah, yeah, well that's a classic

700
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: pill Clinton maneuver.

701
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, to do this, to do both of them

702
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 4: at the same time, just like you know we're talking.

703
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: Well, he's still in that from Trump Trump When he dances,

704
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: he goes such an iconic dance.

705
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 4: But so I wanted to mind you guys for these

706
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 4: it's it's basically like alpha bro vocabulary. Okay, I know,

707
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 4: I know, we don't really throw around, but then when

708
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 4: you hang out with a few like alpha bros, they

709
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 4: throw these words around and you go, yeah for sure,

710
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 4: oh like that, Okay, so that's the word you guys use.

711
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,479
Speaker 2: What word are we talking about?

712
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 4: So I wrote down a few because I was like, well,

713
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 4: what alpha bros are are you talking about?

714
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: Like when we go to the Super Bowl and you

715
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,240
Speaker 1: hang out with the Long Brothers, hang around Bo Jackson

716
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: and we see Bo Jackson from a distance.

717
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, not no, those guys are definitely it's definitely

718
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 4: mostly No, no, it's not even the Long Brothers because

719
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 4: they're pretty low key, but it is probably people they

720
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 4: hang out with. It's mostly if I if I see

721
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 4: my buddy who used to play hockey, he has a

722
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 4: vocabulary that I'm like, Oh, okay, that's what That's what

723
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 4: the guys are saying. And so here's here.

724
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 2: So here's the first drop some man words.

725
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: So you're saying, we don't have the testosterone. Our tea

726
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: is too low to be throwing these around.

727
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 4: So here's one that I'm just like, I would never

728
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 4: have thought to use this when someone when you're like

729
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 4: you beat somebody's ass, Yeah you tuned them up.

730
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 2: Yeah that is a manly thing.

731
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 4: I saw. Dude, this guy pulled over the other night

732
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 4: fucking got tuned up right in front of the gas

733
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 4: station by my house.

734
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is a tuned up. That's a good one.

735
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: But to me, I don't know, I don't know if

736
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: that is alpha as much as that is like that

737
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: feels like a thing a grandfather would say, like it

738
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: got tuned up.

739
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 2: Well, grandpas are kind of the most alpha male.

740
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 4: True, you're not sure this is true. The way that

741
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 4: they describe women as a smoke show.

742
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 2: Oh whoa, yeah, yeah, I call him hotty Bob.

743
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 4: I would never throw around smoke shit. Yeah, hotty boom blotdies.

744
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, weap.

745
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 4: Oh holy, whatever it is, I have to miss pronounce it.

746
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, bitch, Like when somebody throws a pass it's

747
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 4: a piss missile.

748
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, that's tied too.

749
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 4: I don't like that. I don't like it. Just threw

750
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 4: a fucking straight pissmissile fifty yards and I'm like a pistmas.

751
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't. I don't like that. Dude.

752
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 2: No, I like that one a lot.

753
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: Did I tell you when I and he's not even

754
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: I mean, he's an alpha bro, but he's older.

755
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 2: Now.

756
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: When I did that golf tournament with Drew Bledsoe, you

757
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: never lose it. Yeah, and he they were tossing the

758
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: football around and he's like, hey, divine, and he just

759
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: fucking he knows what he's doing. He wasn't putting anything

760
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: on it. He could just throw the piss missile, and

761
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: it just fucking was way harder than that.

762
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 4: I'm used to catching a football for my friends.

763
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 1: And then I went to throw it and my spiral

764
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: wasn't that tight, and then he said something like, oh,

765
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: we got to work on that.

766
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 4: I was so embarrassed.

767
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 5: He goes.

768
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 4: To me again and I acted like I had to

769
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 4: go get my ball hold.

770
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I.

771
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: Gotta yeah, and I like sort of like hop hop

772
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: stepped away.

773
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: You refuse to catch a pass?

774
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 4: I did. I caught one.

775
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 2: I caught one, and I was like, dude, and then

776
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 2: at my pass wasn't that great.

777
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not going to get into a I'm

778
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: not I'm not throwing the pigskin around here. Yeah, we're

779
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 1: not throwing piss miss You're all wobbles. I can't throw

780
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: a piss missile at all.

781
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 2: Throw throwing a football is It's not easy.

782
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 4: Do you guys? Are you guys in text chains or

783
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 4: do you hear other guys using words that you're like,

784
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 4: I guess that's what the guys are using. Weapon is

785
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 4: another one when they call someone an absolute weapon. I

786
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 4: like that.

787
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one.

788
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 4: I'm not saying. It's not to like I'm just saying, like,

789
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 4: these are words that are use commonly constantly, they're just

790
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 4: not at my like I just don't have I'm not like.

791
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 2: We're not broy enough.

792
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 1: And I've always said that I've always had we should

793
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: be or BROI we need to grow up, grow up

794
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: and brow up.

795
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I look.

796
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: I would look at Blake in the morning with almost

797
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: disgust and I would say.

798
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: In your bed, bro up, go make us break.

799
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: When we lived together, I was I would just see

800
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: you in the kitchen, I'm like, wow, bro up because

801
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: he was just looking a little bitch made or something,

802
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, brow the fuck up.

803
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 2: Man.

804
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 3: When I wake up, that is the manliest I am.

805
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 3: When I wake up, I wake up like a goddamn

806
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 3: man full.

807
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: And then what you get less manly throughout the day.

808
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 4: Well, then I beautify and I do my hair, and

809
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 4: you know, do you guys have any words like this

810
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 4: that you're like, I know, because do you know what

811
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 4: I'm saying?

812
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, what you're saying. Yeah, there's

813
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 2: a vocab, that.

814
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: Real vocabulary that I'm like, I don't even you're right,

815
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: and I don't think I have any words because all

816
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: my friends are actors or comedians.

817
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 4: Like we say boobs, we say boobs, right, they say

818
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 4: cans was zero like irony, They're like, look at those cans.

819
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 4: Do they say knockers? Those are Do they say knockers?

820
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 4: I don't think they say. I don't think they say knockers.

821
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 2: I say, do they say whamblies? I say, check out

822
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 2: those titsas.

823
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 4: No, we're busy having fun and they're busy going those

824
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 4: are kids.

825
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're being serious about it instead of having fun

826
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 2: with it, right, okay, yeah, and it does.

827
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 4: It does when you were talking about how guys are

828
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 4: not joking and how like it is adjacent to that.

829
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 4: But I just there's a whole little words out there

830
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 4: that I don't tap into.

831
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 2: I don't have any real friends like that. I don't

832
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: have any real friends like that.

833
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 3: Yeah I wish I did, I wish I. I just

834
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 3: don't get invited to things that have real, real men present.

835
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know what me either. So you

836
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 4: guys don't even know any more of what I'm talking about. Now,

837
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 4: you do know what I'm talking about. When I say it,

838
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 4: you get it.

839
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,959
Speaker 2: I know what you're saying.

840
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 4: Drs.

841
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 1: And I think you probably are more in those circles

842
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: than myself or Blake definitely, definitely not Blake, definitely.

843
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 4: I do like the idea of somebody coming up to

844
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 4: me to be like, yeah, hey, we've never met, and

845
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 4: then within moments they're backing away, going I gotta go

846
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 4: just saw a smoke show. They out of the way.

847
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do a frat lap and you're like, don't

848
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 4: see you. That's by the way. That's another thing. I'm

849
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 4: gonna go do a lap. When you're at a bar,

850
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go do a lap. La.

851
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like we used to do

852
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 1: a lap, especially like when you were a young single guy.

853
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 4: You just take a hot lap. I understand, But do

854
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 4: you say it?

855
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think back in the day, I would say

856
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 2: I'm taking a hot lap.

857
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 3: I think when we were like at like yeah, or

858
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 3: you're like twenty three, you know, I mean like I

859
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 3: still take a lap. See what arcade game do they

860
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 3: have or like you know, like where do they have

861
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 3: Ancho cheese machine?

862
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 4: There? Taking a lap on out Run? He loves video game.

863
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 2: I take a hot lap. There's a pinball machine in

864
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 2: the corner. I didn't know.

865
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 4: Come take a hot Laplake's talking about a dog.

866
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: Like, ladies, see if they have any hot dogs in

867
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: the crock pot.

868
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 2: I see in the corner. Those are to follow your nose.

869
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 4: Remember that.

870
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 3: Remember that cool scene in Rookie of the Year where

871
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 3: like Daniel Stern is taking out uh rowing gardener to

872
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 3: the bar and then he like walks up to the

873
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 3: two hot chicks and he's like, ladies and then they're

874
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 3: like looking like, oh, is he going to talk to us?

875
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 3: And he's like, excuse me, like in the part and

876
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 3: there's a pinball machine.

877
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, great, legendary, legendary, like because you think like, oh,

878
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 9: this is about to take this character into a place

879
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 9: that is a little icky, and that makes him not.

880
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 4: Like showing this rude for him anymore. And then he

881
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,479
Speaker 4: goes straight for the pinball and you're like, this dude

882
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 4: is my hero. Yeah, he's a guy. Call that's my

883
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 4: top guy. This dude is not a weapon. Yeah, I

884
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 4: don't know.

885
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 2: That's my type of weapon, by.

886
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 4: The way, that's my way. Oh, this is perfect. This

887
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 4: is perfect. Daniel Stern versus the Rocket in Rookie of the.

888
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: Year, Yeah, the Rocket's got a vernacular.

889
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: Plenty of people rocked the Rocket Jersey in Chicago.

890
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, chet Chet's deadman.

891
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 4: But who's but who's wearing the fucking manager? Dudes? What

892
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 4: was his name?

893
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm a little lost. I don't have this at

894
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: the tip of my Who was the Rocket? Was that

895
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: Gary Busey?

896
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,760
Speaker 4: Gary Busey played like the agent chest Stebman, chet stebmen.

897
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 4: What I said, brought it the rocket chest Stbman. But

898
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 4: they called him the rock.

899
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 2: They called him the Rocket, and.

900
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 4: He was like the aging pro. It was actually like

901
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 4: a guy who would tune somebody up.

902
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was tuning people up. He would say cans.

903
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 2: He starts hooking up with his his mom. He starts

904
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 2: choking up with his mom, which is pretty pretty sick.

905
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Well the mom was the smoke.

906
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 2: She she was dude, where is she?

907
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 4: She was due?

908
00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: She was so beautiful.

909
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I might have said smoke show at

910
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: one point in my life. I might have been like

911
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: a true smoke show.

912
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 4: Do you you don't know who you were saying it

913
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 4: to one of these guys. That's the only reason you

914
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 4: said it, because you were like.

915
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to fit in.

916
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,919
Speaker 1: I just well, I feel like these guys. Also, they're

917
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: the ones that on ironically say let's.

918
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 4: Go a lot. Yeah exactly, they say it a lot,

919
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 4: which which I have to just admit.

920
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: It's such a plague.

921
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 4: It's almost it's almost unavoidable at this point.

922
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 2: Oh, it's such a plague.

923
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 4: It is.

924
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 2: It's completely it is. It's completely taken over our unit.

925
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 4: Like I was watching this live ultra run and guys

926
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 4: are saying it there and you're like, these dorky weirdos

927
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 4: who run two hundred miles are screaming, let's go.

928
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Will it ever go away? Or is it

929
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 2: gonna be Let's go forever? H who's gonna it? Will? Well,

930
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 2: let's stop, let's go.

931
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: I tried to start, they to start a movement, and

932
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 1: you're ahead of it.

933
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 2: Really catch on, and you know why we failed.

934
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 4: You need a man at this. It's so annoying.

935
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 2: It's yeah, and it's it's every where you go.

936
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: I will like I feel like in a decade, though,

937
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,919
Speaker 1: some someone's gonna get sick and tired a long time.

938
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,919
Speaker 4: It's been around since like five.

939
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a decade. It's not going Oh man,

940
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 2: it's getting worse.

941
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 4: It was here in two thousand and eight. You can

942
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 4: hear Phelps scream it in Beijing. Guys, whoa was that

943
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 4: the first let's go?

944
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 2: It's his fault.

945
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 4: I don't know if it was the first one, but

946
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 4: they were saying it. Swimmers were already saying it there,

947
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 4: and I would hope it's I do think there is

948
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 4: a trickle down. I don't think swimmers are saying let's

949
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 4: go and then the basketball team's like, oh cool, I'm

950
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 4: gonna use that. I think people are draining threes and

951
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 4: saying let's go, are scoring touchdowns and saying let's go,

952
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 4: and then swimmers are like, can we borrow that?

953
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 2: I'll be taking that one to pool. I didn't I

954
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: didn't see it.

955
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: But Chloe says in The Odyssey, Oh, I want to

956
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: see if there's a trailer out that people are roasting

957
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: online because Matt Damon, when he's like leading his crew

958
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: into battle, he screams, let's go.

959
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 4: No, oh, well, I.

960
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 2: See you, let's go.

961
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 4: We gotta we need to go back to the text. Okay,

962
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 4: Homer might have been the first one.

963
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 3: To stay let's go, right, let's go. Yeah, that's kind

964
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 3: of wild. Is that the first let's go? But by

965
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 3: the way back then. It means like let's go, literally,

966
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 3: let's go, yeah, we need It's a command as opposed

967
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 3: to a compliment or whatever.

968
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 2: The fuck, whatever the fuck it is.

969
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: I feel like Chris Nolan should have looked at that

970
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,720
Speaker 1: and then go, I'm not gonna have this trailer moment

971
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: be Tom Brady's company's name.

972
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 2: Let go, like, let's his company's name is like, let's

973
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: go entertainment or.

974
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 4: Whatever is so bad. It's so dorky. He did try

975
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 4: and copyright it, and everyone's like people have been saying

976
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 4: it for fifteen years, but okay, yeah, it's just so dorky.

977
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 4: But the fact that we're still talking about it, it's unreal.

978
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's just infiltrated every aspect of a life.

979
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 3: Rather take a piss missile to the face, dude, I wouldn't.

980
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 1: I actually wouldn't even want to be Tom Brady. Like

981
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: it's like the disgusting, like, what a shitty life that

982
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: would be. Have you seen his diet?

983
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 4: It's what a nerd? What a dork?

984
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 2: Like, that's the drink smoothies.

985
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,919
Speaker 4: I feel bad for him, honestly, his ex wife model.

986
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, could you imagine having children with that?

987
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 4: Thing, ye, creature. Yeah, I won't be doing none of that,

988
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 4: thank you, thank you.

989
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 2: I'll be over here doing my own bang.

990
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, thank you.

991
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 2: I'd rather spend time with an alligator.

992
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: Did I tell you guys that my parents the story

993
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: about Bo and the alligator at the zoo?

994
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

995
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 4: Go ahead. Did I tell you guys about this? No?

996
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: Actually I haven't heard about this. Yeah, I would, dude.

997
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: My parents took Bow. I was working clothes doing something.

998
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: My parents like, we want to take Bow to this

999
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: reptile place that's nearby. And we're like, sure, okay, you

1000
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: know it's a zoo.

1001
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1002
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 2: Uh like yeah, sorry, take the tar.

1003
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 4: Uh totally. And my two year old, I guess.

1004
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: BO was walking along and there's like it's a glass enclosure, right,

1005
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: and there's an alligator and this alligator sized up Bo.

1006
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 2: And my dad said, my dad watched the whole thing.

1007
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 4: He's like it was hilarious.

1008
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: Both just walking along.

1009
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: This alligator like sizes him up and then sneaks up

1010
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: on him and then charges the glass. Bo is two

1011
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: inches from the glass and chomps the glass, and my

1012
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: horse Bo flies back and starts crying because it was terrifying.

1013
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then that's a core memory. As it's a

1014
00:47:58,680 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 4: core memory.

1015
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 2: And my dad was like, he was so scared it

1016
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 2: was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it was funny.

1017
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 4: But dude, on his podcast in twenty five years, he's like,

1018
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 4: scariest thing as alligators. I think we all knows I'm sorious, dude.

1019
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 2: That's where it started.

1020
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 4: He goes models alligators.

1021
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,720
Speaker 1: He came home and I'm like, god, you have fun, buddy,

1022
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: and he's like just putting together words and he goes.

1023
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 4: Dad, so scared.

1024
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: Bo cried, The alligator went chomp, it went chomp. Bo cried,

1025
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: and I go, oh, you cried. And then he goes,

1026
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: and you would too, like he was like, and then

1027
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: Chloe came in.

1028
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 4: That's when I'm gonna tune you up, bitch.

1029
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,919
Speaker 2: And you would no, and I wouldn't too. You would too, Yeah,

1030
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 2: he said you would too.

1031
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: And then Chloe comes in and he says the same thing,

1032
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: and he goes, and you would too, Mama. I'm like,

1033
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: who taught him to like put his feelings on someone else? Like, bitch,

1034
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 1: I cried, but you would also cry.

1035
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not the only one here crying. He was

1036
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 4: speaks in the third person that's yeah a problem. It was.

1037
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 4: It was really scary.

1038
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 2: I pooped my pants and you will too, and you

1039
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 2: would too.

1040
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1041
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 4: Another one just popped on my mind. Hoss calling anybody

1042
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 4: hass Ironically, this is just something I would never do.

1043
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that's a like a football. I

1044
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,439
Speaker 1: feel like you learn these on the grid iron.

1045
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 2: These seem very much. Why is a thumb keep popping

1046
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 2: up on your screen, Blake?

1047
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 4: Because Blake is fun?

1048
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 10: This is I don't know, man, I'm sorry. I think

1049
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 10: my computer's listening and and likes what you're saying. Oh okay,

1050
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:35,479
Speaker 10: well thanks. I feel like that's on the grid iron.

1051
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 10: You you learn cool words like that. And none of

1052
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 10: us played football, so I know. I really that's the

1053
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 10: missing link and we should we should brow up.

1054
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,479
Speaker 4: Blake. Can you throw a football, Blake?

1055
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 2: I can throw it? Okay, I want it, you know,

1056
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 2: I want to call it.

1057
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 4: I can throw it. Well, I can't throw it far. Now.

1058
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 2: If Drew Bledsoe wanted to play catch with you, I would,

1059
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 2: I would. I would do that.

1060
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 3: Yes, I I really do wish that I played some

1061
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 3: one game of football in high school or something, just

1062
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 3: so I had some I saw photos of you from

1063
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 3: I met you right after high school, you would get

1064
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 3: tuned up.

1065
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 4: Okay, I will. We all know this. We all know.

1066
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 4: We all remember the freshman year when there's like whoever

1067
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 4: went out for the football team and you're like, what

1068
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 4: aren't you getting lit the fuck up out there? And

1069
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 4: they're like, yes, they're little and they kind of like

1070
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 4: it and they're scrappy.

1071
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 2: I just want to I don't even isn't I just

1072
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 2: don't even have any idea as to what it feels

1073
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,280
Speaker 2: like to be tackled in pads.

1074
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 4: You never played at all. I played a little bit.

1075
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 4: I played it.

1076
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just have no idea because it I mean, obviously,

1077
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 2: here's just ship looks like it.

1078
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: Hurts God because I played, I was hit by the

1079
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: CEMENTI going into sixth grade, and then I played football

1080
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: in the fall of eighth grade and I had just

1081
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: learned how to walk, like I had just gotten.

1082
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 4: I bet your parents are like, what are we doing crazy, dude.

1083
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: Well, my I was like, I'm going to play football

1084
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 2: this year, and my parents.

1085
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: Were like, dude, you're not going to play football. And

1086
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: then my mom goes, Okay, if the doctor says you

1087
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: could play football, you could play football, and then the

1088
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: doctor would just fucking rose art stick and it.

1089
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 2: Was just like, oh, yeah, I don't know.

1090
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 4: I feel like, if you want to play football, you

1091
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 4: could play football.

1092
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,879
Speaker 1: Oh I thought she was gonna slip the doctor fire.

1093
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: It can't be worse than getting hit by a truck.

1094
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: And then I and then I played that year and

1095
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: your boy got tuned up. I'll say that, Yeah, yeah,

1096
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: you were not a weapon. I wasn't.

1097
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: You would not call me a weapon.

1098
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 4: I go, shit your ass down. You weren't a weapon, hoss.

1099
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 4: It was.

1100
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 5: It was.

1101
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 2: It was by like weight, So it was. And this

1102
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 2: is in I was middle I was a middleweight in

1103
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 2: in eighth grade. This is in Nebraska. Yeah, with some

1104
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 2: big boys probably on that field.

1105
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 4: I guess that makes sense. They don't want someone to die.

1106
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so especially in middle school. By by high school,

1107
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,439
Speaker 1: I bowed out. I was like, you know what, I'm good.

1108
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: I saw what happened to me in middle lea.

1109
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 4: Be hackey sacking.

1110
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1111
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,840
Speaker 4: But even the pro even the pros are like, it

1112
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 4: takes a week or two of getting hit again because

1113
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 4: you're just like, god fucking damn, this sucks. And then

1114
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 4: after a few weeks of getting hit, your body acclimates,

1115
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 4: your nervous system starts to understand that this is not

1116
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 4: gonna stop.

1117
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 2: We're just gonna get used to and then you get

1118
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: through it.

1119
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 4: But there is a there is a like acclamation to

1120
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 4: every season. Who was there was some other athlete talking

1121
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 4: about this, like when they were in high school. Maybe

1122
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 4: was Lebron who was like, I just remember because he

1123
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 4: played football too. He's like, I'd be playing basketball and

1124
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 4: that's kind of like light. And then the first few

1125
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 4: weeks of playing football, you're like, fuck, this sucks. But

1126
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 4: then you do get used to the sensation and like

1127
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 4: the shock to your body and the concussions, your brain starts.

1128
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 2: To lose that face of it.

1129
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, No, football fucking sucks, I mean, and this

1130
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: is why we don't know cool words.

1131
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 4: And dude, for swimming, sometimes when you jump, you jump

1132
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 4: in the pool and it's cold, dude, it's like burr,

1133
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 4: I can't get used to this. You swim really fast, dude.

1134
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: And when I'm out on when I'm out on a

1135
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: fucking grassy field and my sack is sacking, yeah, I'm

1136
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: just hacking up a storm and We're getting tons of

1137
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: sacks with the crew, and I'm doing side stalls and

1138
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: backstalls and stalls on my neck, and I can hurt

1139
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: a little bit when Yeah.

1140
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 4: Like honestly, you get sweaty. You do get sweaty.

1141
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks.

1142
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 4: Sucks. Do you think anybody with any sort of coolness

1143
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 4: is stalling with their neck?

1144
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 2: Uh? Dude, yes? Have you seen what the teens are

1145
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 2: doing nowadays?

1146
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 5: No?

1147
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 4: Not, I'm sure your algorithm, but that I think stalling

1148
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,359
Speaker 4: with your foot, installing like even on your back where

1149
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 4: you like bend over and catch it or whatever's stalling

1150
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 4: on the neck. What the neck looks so dumb?

1151
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1152
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 4: I feel like there's some guys who are like, oh,

1153
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 4: you could have saw that on your neck, and they're like,

1154
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 4: I'm good, I'm good. The coolest is when you caught

1155
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 4: it just on the bill of your hat. Very cool.

1156
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is so cool.

1157
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 4: And then you'd let it slide. That's so cool. And

1158
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 4: then you turn to a smoke show and you're like,

1159
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 4: where to go? I'm fucking around.

1160
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 2: You go dump out them cans? You smoke show?

1161
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 4: Hey, where to dump out the cans?

1162
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 2: That's a full blown sentence, dump out the cans, you

1163
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 2: smoke show, Michael Bay, you need at the monitor.

1164
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 4: Michael Bay, get at us. We're righting your next Michael,

1165
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 4: back to the video village. Stop aki sacking.

1166
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 2: We need you at the monitor. All right, I'm talking

1167
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 2: to Megan man Adam.

1168
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 4: I got a good feeling about. You're having a breakthrough

1169
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 4: with him. Where to go?

1170
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,240
Speaker 2: You're hired.

1171
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 4: He might hire you just to put you in a

1172
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 4: trailer for a week and be like, we didn't get

1173
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 4: to it today, I don't know. Sorry, just tomorrow. We

1174
00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 4: got you tomorrow. Whoops, we missed its. Sorry today it

1175
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 4: was a real piss missile. Uh I do love to

1176
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 4: have Would that?

1177
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: Would that be maybe the funniest or the saddest show

1178
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: of all time where you get a celebrity who really

1179
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 1: wants to breakthrough, and they they have been around for

1180
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: a while, they haven't been working for a while, and

1181
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: then you get a huge director to lock them in

1182
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: a trailer and that's the show. Yeah, he's just watching

1183
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,919
Speaker 1: them get more and more frustrated.

1184
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 4: Jacking off again.

1185
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 2: Okay, more frustrated to get on set.

1186
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, guy just keeps beating off. He won't stop.

1187
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 2: He actually doesn't mind the time.

1188
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 4: You start them off on day one with a fucking

1189
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 4: awesome trailer, and then day two when they walk to

1190
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 4: that trailer, you go, yeah, I'm so sorry, there was

1191
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 4: a huge mix up. You're actually over here in this

1192
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 4: other trailer, still a full trailer. All good. Day three,

1193
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 4: there's been a budget snafo. We need you in a two.

1194
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 2: Banger, which is a trailer one on which is which.

1195
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 4: Is a trailer splint in half, or maybe just jump

1196
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 4: right to a three banger which is three and then

1197
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 4: one day you go, you're just gonna here for a

1198
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 4: couple hours, so you're just right here in those closet ones,

1199
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 4: which are the absolute worst. There's a like accordion door

1200
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 4: that can you can blow it open with your fucking breath,

1201
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,399
Speaker 4: and someone's right there taking a ship.

1202
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 1: You here when the person next to you is taking

1203
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: a ship and drinking off. At the same time, you

1204
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:30,320
Speaker 1: can hear like a phone go like everything heartbeat.

1205
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bummer. It makes it really hard to

1206
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 2: get your.

1207
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they would lose that's the show and

1208
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: they would lose their fucking minds.

1209
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 2: That's cool.

1210
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 4: Then you have to bring them to set and then

1211
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 4: have like another actor paid to have a fake flip out.

1212
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 4: Oh right, so they're like, oh, my god. Yeah, she's

1213
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 4: been really difficult all week. This is from yesterday when

1214
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 4: you were in a trailer all day. I'm sorry. If

1215
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 4: you want to go, take five, we'll be up back

1216
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 4: and running and like just twenty minutes or so, just

1217
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 4: not just an hour or so, another five hours and

1218
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 4: you go. You can go home. You can take off

1219
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 4: the phone. And it's a full beard and full fake

1220
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 4: mustache that they have to keep putting on and all.

1221
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 4: Oh that's cool.

1222
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 2: It's like a lot of tattoo work, tons of makeup.

1223
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 4: Can I just leave it on? Actually you can't, or

1224
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 4: you know what we should do.

1225
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: We give her like a really big funny nose, like

1226
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 1: a crazy looking nose, just like big bulbous, like drunk

1227
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: eyed nose that he has to paint us.

1228
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 2: So he just has this like dumb looking thing on

1229
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 2: his face all day long.

1230
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 4: Actually, we do need you to keep it on, so

1231
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 4: I have to go home like this.

1232
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 2: This is cool.

1233
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, yes you do again. Don't worry. You're up

1234
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 4: first tomorrow. I don't know if you saw the call seat.

1235
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 4: You're up first tomorrow.

1236
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,919
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll be at all right at four thirty.

1237
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 4: We need you to get four at four thirty am.

1238
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, so we we had to change the

1239
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: schedule around, but we're gonna get to you before lunch.

1240
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 4: We're gonna get to you before lunch. Don't worry about it.

1241
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 4: But what what did you want for lunch? Actually I

1242
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 4: can take your lunch order. Yeah, so they didn't they

1243
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 4: didn't have the rabs.

1244
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 2: They're out of the pineapple salce.

1245
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 4: Oh sausa talk. We were talking, let's circle back. We

1246
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 4: got five good.

1247
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 2: Minutes or listen to some hot, hot, hot hot.

1248
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 4: Blake had a callback to a thing that had happened

1249
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 4: on the podcast.

1250
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: We were talking salsa right before we got on the podcast,

1251
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: and I love great call back. And by the way,

1252
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 1: what an epic callback to a thing that we did

1253
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: not talk about on the podcast.

1254
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 4: This dude is a fucking comedic weapon.

1255
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 11: Is way to end the show on something we hadn't

1256
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 11: talked about and inside joke, well, I I really did

1257
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 11: want to talk about it because Durre said some ship

1258
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 11: that passed me off.

1259
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 2: He said he'd done it, like didn't A he doesn't

1260
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 2: like cold salsa, which is bizarre, and B he has

1261
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 2: trouble finishing a jar of salsa, which is fun. Pathetic.

1262
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 4: Let me just clear my fucking name. I didn't say

1263
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 4: I have trouble finishing a jar. I said that when

1264
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 4: I don't because I choose not to.

1265
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 2: When do you not finish a jar of salsa? I

1266
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 2: finish a jar.

1267
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 4: If you finish a jar salsa by yourself, that's not

1268
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 4: a problem. That's dude, no problem. We all can blake.

1269
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 8: This is wrong.

1270
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 3: Are you the type of guy who dips his chip

1271
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 3: like you don't get the chunks, you just dip it

1272
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 3: in the wet party.

1273
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 2: Make sure no veggies get on the chick well a.

1274
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 4: I don't buy chunky sausa. Don't buy chunky sausa. But

1275
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 4: when I put it back in the fridge and then

1276
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 4: like a few days later, I open up and it's

1277
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 4: all crusty on the inside, I'm like, I like that.

1278
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 4: I like this is garbage. Now hold the kids, the

1279
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 4: kids can eat it. It's just salsa crust. And then

1280
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 4: I go and I get the new one that's room

1281
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 4: to him, damn, you're.

1282
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 1: Crazy yet not liking so Also, that is has been

1283
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: in the refrigerator is strange to me, and that's a weird.

1284
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 3: I honestly think it is like a true That's when

1285
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 3: I knew I was a man. Was when I started

1286
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 3: dipping my chip really hard into salsa because I used

1287
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 3: to be the little kid made sure there was no

1288
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 3: you know, no pepper, no tomato, no onion on the

1289
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 3: show I'll.

1290
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 4: Let you go for me. Is when I is when

1291
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 4: I saw my son for the first time. You go, no, man,

1292
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 4: I started, So you're still are you?

1293
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 2: Are you kind of doing the voice still from or.

1294
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: You're like doing You're being more like you're becoming like

1295
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: a comic book guy the way you're talking now.

1296
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 4: Of a sudden, when I dunk it.

1297
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 3: When I dunk a chip, that motherfucker comes up five pounds.

1298
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 3: I finished a salsa in three chips. I could finish John.

1299
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 3: You know what, guys, I'm glad.

1300
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm glad we wrapped this up with hot, hot salsa

1301
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 1: talk because okay, this is a banger.

1302
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 4: Any take back. I dip my chips so hard. I

1303
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 4: dip my chips so fucking hard. Dude, you you fucking

1304
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 4: black being salsa? Yeah? Sure, it's not my favorite games.

1305
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 4: What do you mean?

1306
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 2: And it's not you it's not my favorite to me.

1307
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 4: That was a game change.

1308
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 1: The first time I had that, I was like, what

1309
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 1: is this really good? I thought it's good for a

1310
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: bean dip. I'm a mataos guy.

1311
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 4: Okay, go off.

1312
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: That is that is my salsa of choice. If you

1313
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: can find mataos in your grocery ial check it out.

1314
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 1: No sponsor.

1315
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 2: I like to go. I like to go to whatever.

1316
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 3: Like usually they keep the good salsa, like in the

1317
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 3: deli section, So it doesn't matter to me as long

1318
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 3: as it's from the deli.

1319
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 4: Sege Oh so you go it's in the refrigerated section.

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Speaker 3: Yes, of course, I'm not doing I'm not messing with

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Speaker 3: the I mean I will, don't get me wrong.

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Speaker 2: I'll do a pace or whatever, but I like the fresh.

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Speaker 4: You will you'll go pace over like Tostitos brand, I'm

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01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 4: not when you're getting jars.

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Speaker 3: It's also like that, it really doesn't matter. They all

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Speaker 3: taste the same. They're all very sugary.

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Speaker 2: I like them, but they're not.

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Speaker 1: You know, Blake, So you drink a whole jar of salsa,

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01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: or you have a whole jar of salsa every time?

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Speaker 1: You just have some chips and salsa. Yeah, is that

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Speaker 1: what you're saying? Like the way the way you came

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01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,479
Speaker 1: out the gate, it seems crazy.

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Speaker 4: I blow a jar.

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Speaker 2: I blow a jar. If I open it, I'm blowing it.

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Speaker 4: Bro. No, okay, if you're if you're a bro, alpha bro,

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Speaker 4: and you're listening, first of all, welcome, thank you for

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01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 4: being here. I'm I'm begging you to take blow a

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Speaker 4: Jar to your realm and have it catch on because Blake,

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Speaker 4: I gotta tell you. Oh, dude, last night fucking blew

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Speaker 4: a jar.

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01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 2: I blow a jar, homie.

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Speaker 4: I think that's eligible. I think that's eligible. If I

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01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 4: heard a really cool, tough guy say that to me,

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Speaker 4: I down.

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Speaker 1: But the way Blake said it didn't inspire confidence. He

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Speaker 1: sort of lisped, But that's.

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Speaker 2: What pointed out. He's he's hugging his knee.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but Adam, what I'm saying is that I know

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Speaker 4: that if it's if this is taken into the world

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Speaker 4: where a guy's not hugging his knee, put it on

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01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 4: the lens of any arms after just learning.

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Speaker 2: A bunch like what's your favorite salsa goat? Yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: hugging his knee. It's the last time he blew a jar.

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Speaker 4: Okay, dude, I'll blow a droll. Any take backs, any apologies,

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Speaker 4: any epic slams. I'll slam cold salsa. It's just gross.

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Speaker 4: And I did venture into peach salsa, I said before

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Speaker 4: the show. Not necessary.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I I like the citrus ones, I like the mango,

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Speaker 3: I like the I like the pineapple. You know what,

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Speaker 3: I'll take back what I said about uh Zoe Saldana.

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Speaker 4: That's is that? What's what's wrong with her? She's you

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01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 4: said she was beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I just don't. I know, I just hope.

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Speaker 7: Uh.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to restraining order. I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I don't follow her. I told her one time, I

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Speaker 2: thought she was a very pretty beautiful woman.

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Speaker 4: And so let me get this straight. You only saw

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Speaker 4: her one time, and it just seered into your brain

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01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 4: like this, like psycho stopped. You're still talking about him stopped. Now,

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Speaker 4: I get that. I understand that. Sure does she avatar? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she had man like a baby absolutely baby guitar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I'll see you guys on the boat. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited for that, guys. That's gonna be fun. That's

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01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 2: gonna be so fun. Hopefully.

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Speaker 4: I guess we were one of us dies.

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Speaker 1: We were not suicidal, as your said. Yes, absolutely, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's another episode.

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Speaker 4: Important.

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Speaker 2: It's the best,