1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's working. It's okay, so loser like Friday today. Boy, 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: what up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most 3 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 1: about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my 4 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sport What's up, everyone, 5 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: I'm Eddie and I know the least about the sports. 6 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,559 Speaker 1: But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I 7 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: just don't know the who's who's or what's what? What up? Y'all? 8 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,480 Speaker 1: It is Sissan. I'm from the North. That audio wasn't 9 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: perfect there. I am at the helm. I don't know 10 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 1: why it wasn't. I also am an alpha male, and 11 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,879 Speaker 1: I shotgun white claws. Most of you, guys, when you're 12 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: at a bar you do this. I'm gonna do it 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: for you, not me, not siss and I shotgun at baby. 14 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: But since I'm in studio, I'm gonna drink it like 15 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: the rescue fools. Listen, guys, it is Thanksgiving time, and 16 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you at the dinners. A. Look, 17 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: that's why I figured we're gonna do what's on the 18 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:09,679 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving menu? Well it's turkey. We only have like twenty minutes, 19 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: so we don't have time to go over the menu. 20 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: We don't have time to do would you rather? Because 21 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,479 Speaker 1: I have to catch a flight and if I miss 22 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: my flight, my wife is going to kill me. She 23 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: is already in Houston with her family, and she even 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: text me, you don't do the podcast thing. You need 25 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,919 Speaker 1: to get to the airport. And I said, guess what, wife, 26 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 1: I'm doing the podcast. She doesn't know I'm doing the podcast, 27 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: but I'm doing it. Guys, you want to know how 28 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: we gotta get the podcast started. Everybody came here today. 29 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 1: They didn't here to come sports takes. They came here 30 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: about Thanksgiving. Oh yeah, man, I love the turkey. And 31 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: what do you have on Thanksgiving? Eddie Turkey? Yeah? So 32 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? We're gonna gobble for a minute. 33 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: We're gonna get everybody in the Turkey moon Turkey move 34 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: for for a minute. This is the prep you came 35 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: up with. Gobble for a minute, sort of like we 36 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 1: knew sixty seconds the latter. This is sixty seconds of 37 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: gobbl Are you ready? Everybody's better? He wouldn't approve this better? 38 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: What none this? We're not half done with the gobel 39 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 1: Turkey needs to drink Hey, did you hear that? Did 40 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,519 Speaker 1: you hear that? That's everyone left the podcast. Alright, we 41 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: got short. It's just us three now. And then nobody 42 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: heard the fun I mean fifteen sec mo and Tampa 43 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: was like this, he's already on his crappy route. He's like, 44 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 1: I'm out. I tried to gobble for a minute. I 45 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: thought it would be fun. The dumbest thing ever. I 46 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:10,079 Speaker 1: can't even talk anymore. What is the one thing you 47 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: like about thinking? What is the item on the table 48 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: you look forward to the most on Thanksgiving? Oh? The 49 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: turkey coach, Because I fry it. I fry my own turkey. 50 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: Like usually you go to households and like, you know, 51 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: the ladies get together and they baked the turkey and 52 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: they do it in the oven. Not me, dude. I 53 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 1: fry it, and I started today. I'm starting to marinate 54 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,640 Speaker 1: my turkey today. In a couple of hours. It's gonna 55 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: marinate all night, and then I fried it in the 56 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: morning and we're will be ready to go. Do you 57 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: do because you are dude, your family cooks a ton 58 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: in your Mexican Do you do any specialty dishes? That none? 59 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: Because we're we're Americans, So we celebrate the American traditional 60 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: thanks like a couple chips, so then you'll tasted me 61 00:03:54,880 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: at the burristo. But got the Thanksgiving Yeah you are? 62 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: You guys drinkers on Thanksgiving, especially when the Cowboys play Yeah, 63 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: that's when it's dude, my girl's dad taps me on 64 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 1: the back. He's like, hey, I got a whole cooler outside. 65 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: Get what you want. Oh see, my, my, My Thanksgiving 66 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: the exact opposite. There's no drinking. Wait wait wait wait, 67 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: your family or your wife's family both, like my family 68 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 1: doesn't really drink at all, period anytime, So there's really 69 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,040 Speaker 1: no alcohol served on Thanksgiving. There may be a little 70 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: bit of wine drink, but that's it. What about batter 71 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 1: he likes to get Yeah he does, he does, like, yeah, 72 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: he likes to get hammered, but he doesn't really do 73 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: it on Thanksgiving. I don't know why. And my in laws, who, no, 74 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: there's no They may have a little beer taste test, 75 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: so they'll bring two different beers and no pourman glasses 76 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: or three different and you taste which one you like 77 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: the best. It's not a lot of my in laws, dude. 78 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: When when I first and I love them, they're the 79 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 1: best people. I mean, they're really cool when they're great people. 80 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: When I first met my in laws, my wife called 81 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: him and said, Eddie likes to drink beer. So if 82 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 1: you want to pick up some beer at the store 83 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: or whatever, you can get there. We're there. I'm there 84 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: for the whole weekend. I get there and I'm like, oh, 85 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: so they're like, hey, we got your beer, and like 86 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 1: open it up. It's a six pack of the little 87 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 1: Coronas and I was like, where's the rest of that? 88 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 1: Wouldn't make it till from the tailgate theme is just 89 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: for the next hour. I had to go to the 90 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 1: store and I don't know if they thought like, oh 91 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: my god, you know more than this, but I was 92 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 1: just like, wow, the coat, you gotta rash in it 93 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: or what? That's like? My wife's what are we? Where's 94 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 1: the case? Where's the license? Give me a damn? So 95 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: how do you handle that? Do you take your wife? Hey, 96 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: is it gonna look weird if I go get more beer? 97 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: Or do you just say I'm going to get more 98 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,840 Speaker 1: I just said I was gonna go get more beer, 99 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, okay, No, I said I'm gonna 100 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: run and get some beer. They're like, no, we got 101 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: you something. Yeah, I'll be right back. My mother in law, 102 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: I don't know how many years ago it was, she 103 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: accused me of smoking weed at Thanksgiving. I remember I 104 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: went out. Your eyes were all red though. I know. 105 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 1: I went out to a black Friday. And I come back, 106 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: I'm the only one that left, and we're sitting there. 107 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: We still gotta called black Friday. Come on, Yeah, that's 108 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: probably a better word. It's about getting out of the black. Man. 109 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 1: Do you make positive? That's what you get out of 110 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you get out of negative, you get 111 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,840 Speaker 1: into the black. It's a weird name. I don't get it. 112 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 1: I'm just explaining it to you. Red means you're losing money, right, 113 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: and the fact that Friday you start making money because 114 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: you have all these huge sales and all the Christmas 115 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: shopping stars and so boo, you get into the black. 116 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 1: Do you believe that every business just is in the 117 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 1: red from January all the way to November? Get out here. 118 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:38,280 Speaker 1: You're telling me Amazon hasn't made a dime. Hey, do 119 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: we got a sore losers? Black Brad, We're definitely we're 120 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: definitely black guys on Black Friday. If you go to 121 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: shop Sore Losers dot com, you can get yourself a 122 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: T shirt. The merch is now available and they have 123 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: a pull up. How many shirts have we sold Sore Losers. 124 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,679 Speaker 1: There's odds Vegas, Vegas odds. Guys. We are somewhere between 125 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,920 Speaker 1: one and one hundred. I don't know the exact number, 126 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:06,480 Speaker 1: but I know between one and it's not mad. Uh. 127 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,840 Speaker 1: But anyway, So I go out to Black Friday do 128 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: some shopping. I come back and we're all sitting in 129 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 1: the living room and my mother in law just I 130 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: don't know, how long have you known your mother mother 131 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: in law that at that point year two years, two years, 132 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: and she just goes, you've been smoking weed just like that. Yeah, 133 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 1: We're just watching a movie like Out of Nowhere. And 134 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even remember. And I was just like, 135 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: I have no no. She goes, I mean, we can 136 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 1: all smell it. Coach, what did you do? And she 137 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 1: goes and she goes and you're the only one that 138 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: left held on and I'm like what When she says 139 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: we can all smell it? Did her dad go? And 140 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 1: like everyone else agreed, everybody else just kind of had 141 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,280 Speaker 1: puzzled looks on their faces, and she goes, I mean, 142 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 1: you're the only one that left so and I was 143 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 1: just like, uh, I'm just sitting there. Don't smoke, no, 144 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: and I'm just sitting there going so then I just 145 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 1: had to go. I was like, yeah, man, I can't 146 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: really feel my hands, you know. Oh, so you made 147 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 1: it worth by making fun of yes. I started making 148 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 1: fun of her, and she was just like, she said, well, 149 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 1: I mean I figured someone was gonna say it, might 150 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: as well be me. She probably assumed some big, bad 151 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 1: dude on the radio he went't smoke to Blant real 152 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 1: quick during Thanksgiving? He does it. It's a stick, but 153 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 1: she says that she smelt it though. Shels me like 154 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:31,200 Speaker 1: a skunk in there or something. Dude, where did you 155 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: come from? I mean I sat there and I was 156 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: just like, okay, listen. It's very awkward. I think parents 157 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,120 Speaker 1: sometimes tried to just say they I see in your eyes, man, 158 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,599 Speaker 1: I see you've They don't know what to look for. 159 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:42,079 Speaker 1: I mean my parents did the same thing when I 160 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,839 Speaker 1: was in high school. Have you been smoking? With which 161 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,319 Speaker 1: he's a grown man. What I'm saying his inlaw. I 162 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: didn't know what to look for. I smell it. You 163 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: smell like grass. No, they were they were kids once 164 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 1: to let me pretty button up. I don't know if 165 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: that's crazy. Let me ask you this. If you're okay, 166 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 1: put yourself in their scenario and you're why would you 167 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,839 Speaker 1: ever say anything? Why would you say a thing? Just 168 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 1: to think? Let it go? That's fine. You can think 169 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 1: of later when you're in the bedroom. You can talk 170 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 1: to your husband and like, oh, you know, or you're 171 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:11,240 Speaker 1: a significant other, or later pull your daughter aside or 172 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 1: your son aside and be like, hey was your significant other? 173 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,959 Speaker 1: Like smoke? It was? It a funny moment? How could 174 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: that be? How she's trying to go funny to be 175 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 1: it's all about the family. Our place would be hilarious. 176 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 1: That had been a great that's a great joke. Yeah, 177 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,280 Speaker 1: I wouldn't smoked out there. Dude. Well now it's a joke. 178 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 1: He was trying to make it funny, make it funny 179 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 1: because it was just so awkward and you could feel 180 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 1: the awkwardness in the room. That's what he's heading into again. 181 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: I'm headed straight into that storm. Like my family. My 182 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,760 Speaker 1: family when we were the greatest Thanksgiving I can remember 183 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 1: is at my grandparents house. Or at this long table 184 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:50,439 Speaker 1: and we start talking about what things you would do 185 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:53,600 Speaker 1: for a million dollars. And I asked my cousin, Hey, 186 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,240 Speaker 1: would you for a million dollars would you make out 187 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:59,320 Speaker 1: your mom? Oh? Absolutely not, absolutely not. And he had 188 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,560 Speaker 1: a dog named arm I said, what about lick Karma's, 189 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 1: But would you do that for a million? Oh? Yeah, 190 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,240 Speaker 1: for sure, I do that for a million, I mean. 191 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: And then my grandpa starts talking about Taylor hand around 192 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 1: the turkey and the dressing and everything. Grandma started telling 193 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 1: us about how grandpa was on the road for work. 194 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,199 Speaker 1: He would worked for Santa Fe Railroad. He was in 195 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,440 Speaker 1: San Francisco, so she flew out there to meet him, 196 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,960 Speaker 1: and they went to a burlesque show and they had 197 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: booby tassels and she was like, it was amazing how 198 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,160 Speaker 1: they could swing them left and then she could stop 199 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,040 Speaker 1: and swing them right, and she could make the tassels 200 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,439 Speaker 1: do whatever they want. She goes, it was so impressive, 201 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,640 Speaker 1: I mean, and we wonder why you are the way 202 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 1: you are. Yes, that is the kind of thanks so 203 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,360 Speaker 1: it the fruit don't fall far from the tree. That 204 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:44,920 Speaker 1: is what Thanksgiving is about, is the fun, awkward conversations 205 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 1: that you have at the dinner. Speaking of burlesque, I 206 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,640 Speaker 1: just saw the billboard Nudies on Broadway. Does Burless two 207 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: Night Sweet Now Boys? Yeah, because I mean, when you're old, enohing, 208 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 1: you can go to the club, a club, the Lady Club. 209 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,800 Speaker 1: Burn Less doesn't do it for me. But when you're 210 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,320 Speaker 1: married and stuff and you get you gotta go burlesque. 211 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,320 Speaker 1: You can't go the other out right, And I mean 212 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: you can't go full stripped. I don't even think I 213 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,400 Speaker 1: would take my I don't think we would do burlesque. 214 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 1: So you can get away with the burlesque. It's an 215 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,679 Speaker 1: art and they're dancing. They're very, very artistic. There was 216 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 1: a girl I used to work with who used to 217 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 1: dance burlesque on the weekends or whatever, and it was 218 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: just she would talk about like it was normal, and 219 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,319 Speaker 1: I'm like, so you're like a stripper. Oh that's what 220 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: I mean. Sexy? Then, yeah, they are sexy. I've had 221 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,400 Speaker 1: a sexy all right, But they viewed themselves, not a show. 222 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,960 Speaker 1: She was no, no, no, no, that's nothing like that. Yeah, 223 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 1: it's classy, but one of us needs to go to 224 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,880 Speaker 1: the show and just see what it's all about. Research 225 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 1: we can go, we all go, We go in with 226 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 1: fake musket I can't and tomorrow Thanksgiving. Listen, guys, there's 227 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,560 Speaker 1: three football games on. You can take a nap during 228 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:57,440 Speaker 1: the Bears and Lions games. Crap fest. I can't believe 229 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,360 Speaker 1: they've ben put it on TV flex the Lions for 230 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: the first time ever. Out of things, I don't even 231 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: know who's going to quarterback for the Lines because drift All, 232 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: their backup quarterback that's been playing for Stafford, is questionable 233 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,320 Speaker 1: with a hammy. So they're talking about an undrafted third 234 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,400 Speaker 1: string or starting for the Lions. That is going to 235 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 1: be when you want to take a nap, dude, I'm 236 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,680 Speaker 1: glad I'm not going home to Michigan. They haven't announced 237 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:23,319 Speaker 1: that yet, so probably still uh okay, then I don't know. 238 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,559 Speaker 1: I have no idea. It was two and a half 239 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,000 Speaker 1: at the beginning of the week and then that came out. Eddie, 240 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,160 Speaker 1: you're gonna be around family and stuff. Are you outwardly 241 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,079 Speaker 1: gonna tell them, Hey, I got some money on the game, 242 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: or do you just watch it? You're a fan? WHOA? 243 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,199 Speaker 1: I love the sports. I'm gonna have to keep it 244 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 1: down this year because last time my dad was in town. 245 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,640 Speaker 1: I told him that I was betting, because he you know, 246 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,079 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I bet on this one. He's like, 247 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,520 Speaker 1: you bet, Like what are you talking about? You have 248 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:47,959 Speaker 1: a website and dude, I made the mistake and tell 249 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,880 Speaker 1: him I had a website. No, dude. So so he 250 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,040 Speaker 1: was just like, we'll put an put a hunter down me. Like, Dad, 251 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 1: I do dollar bets like I do a hunter. He's like, 252 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,719 Speaker 1: here my credit card, put a hunter in. So I 253 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:02,280 Speaker 1: put the hundred in on his credit card and my account. 254 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 1: He hits it. I now, oh, my dad, that's why 255 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 1: you don't take bets for so I had to cash 256 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,440 Speaker 1: out and my check doesn't come until next month. And dude, 257 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 1: it was a pain. So I'm just not gonna mention 258 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,079 Speaker 1: it this year. I always it's so it's more of 259 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,640 Speaker 1: a bonding experience. Coach. Then he's gonna be like, here, 260 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,720 Speaker 1: take my credit card, let's do five hunt. I'm like, okay, 261 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 1: here we go, Dad. If you hit it, I can't 262 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,400 Speaker 1: pay you a thousand. Coach with the whole family, they 263 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: have the TV's on, right, yes, so you talk about 264 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,959 Speaker 1: the Detroit game like we that's when we eat. We 265 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,960 Speaker 1: need we need to coach. I don't want to bleed 266 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 1: into the Cowboys game. We want to be done. Everything's 267 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,960 Speaker 1: cleaned up. But then the Cowboys play. The first couple 268 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,720 Speaker 1: of Thanksgivings with my girl, I had to tell him 269 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 1: to turn the TV on. Coach. Now, when I go over, 270 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,679 Speaker 1: all the TVs are on football. They're like, hey, we 271 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:50,200 Speaker 1: got the always in the back, like, hey, two coolers 272 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 1: back to get whatever you need. But yeah, when I 273 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 1: first went over their coach, sometimes the football wasn't on. Guys, 274 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,720 Speaker 1: are we gonna throw on? It's Thanksgiving? Are we throwing 275 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,719 Speaker 1: on the game? Someone's gonna bring it up. Mother in 276 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 1: law wants the TV off during dinner. I say, I've compromised. 277 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 1: You can put it on mute. That's it. We have 278 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: to have the game on, but it can be on mute. Okay, 279 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. Yeah, Now Thanksgiving Day parade, don't 280 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,559 Speaker 1: watch it, coach, right, Coach, parents ain't even flying this year. 281 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: What's it like with your parents parents versus your chicks parents? 282 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: They both passed? But my parents parents? What my parents? 283 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,960 Speaker 1: You just said my parents parents? Who's passed? I meant 284 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:30,320 Speaker 1: your your parents? My parents? You're talking about your grand coach, 285 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 1: my great great grandparents colors, they left just twenty years ago. 286 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 1: That your great great great grandfather. What's it like in 287 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,040 Speaker 1: his place? That was no longer with us anymore? God 288 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,040 Speaker 1: rest his soul. He's a good man. Honestly, I don't 289 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 1: make it back up to the cribs around he was 290 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 1: too back then. Honestly, you want to know what it 291 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,680 Speaker 1: was like, My mom may go to the Salvation Army. Dude. 292 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,920 Speaker 1: That's nice, but no, my friends are watching. They're a 293 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,880 Speaker 1: cable at the Salvation Army. Dude. Oh you're serving the 294 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: meal we're serving, then go get meals. I was like, 295 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:12,000 Speaker 1: this got real, sad great grandparents. He had to go 296 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,720 Speaker 1: get the meal. I thought I was thinking when he 297 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,880 Speaker 1: said she may go to the Salvation Army, I was like, 298 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,040 Speaker 1: did you watch football? We didn't have a TV. Were 299 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:24,000 Speaker 1: the Army man? Oh you're a daring Salvation dude. That's 300 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,240 Speaker 1: all right, hey, but that's okay. Listen when when the 301 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 1: games start tomorrow. I don't know if you guys realized 302 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,880 Speaker 1: my situation in swore Losers Fantasy? Do you? Apparently you 303 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:39,400 Speaker 1: told everyone? Do you? That I tied this week? So 304 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 1: I am in second place alone and if I win, 305 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: I get into the playoffs. And you know who has 306 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:51,080 Speaker 1: a chance to crush my soul? Yes, brother Pitts plays 307 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:55,840 Speaker 1: me this week and I and here's the crazy traded. 308 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:59,040 Speaker 1: They got Chub Landry. I mean he is dak he 309 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 1: has a squad. You're I mean, if you're depending on 310 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,040 Speaker 1: the Browns to to kick you out of the place, 311 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 1: here's two. Here's the thing. I was so excited because 312 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,640 Speaker 1: I tied. I couldn't believe it. And then I was 313 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,960 Speaker 1: worried about the stack correction and it's not happening, and 314 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,720 Speaker 1: I was relieved. Yesterday I got tweets saying the stack 315 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,640 Speaker 1: corrections don't happen until Wednesday night. So when you wake 316 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,560 Speaker 1: up Thursday morning is when you'll see the stack corrections. 317 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: So I could still lose. I am still seen stack corrections. 318 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,520 Speaker 1: Jordan Halcombe, who is in our league. I believe he 319 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:36,840 Speaker 1: won raised division hit last year. He lost the championship 320 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 1: on a stack correction. He had the win. Come Thursday, 321 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,560 Speaker 1: they took two points. Rare. The stack correction is so rare, 322 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: I understand, but the tie is so rare. I am 323 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,880 Speaker 1: so nervous. Boys, as stacked as my team is not, 324 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 1: only do I have to win. I need to other 325 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:55,080 Speaker 1: people to lose this coach you are. That's what I'm saying. 326 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: I really really could win mine and those other two 327 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 1: people play some amazing teams. They could both loose, and 328 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,080 Speaker 1: you need to put in a right lineup. I do 329 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 1: have a right line Okay, No, no, because the other 330 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,480 Speaker 1: day you're saying I'm just gonna give up. I'm not 331 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,400 Speaker 1: gonna pick people up on the waiver wire. Okay, I'm 332 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: still gonna play my guy. Because someone said I need 333 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,800 Speaker 1: Eddie to win and if I get the playoffs, Yeah, 334 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,200 Speaker 1: are you playing Alonzo Gomez this week? I don't know. 335 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 1: I just that'd be awesome. You mo, nothing but class, 336 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: he said, Hey, I'm not making the playoffs. I love 337 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:29,119 Speaker 1: playing Fantasy with you guys. First year playing Fantasy nothing 338 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,639 Speaker 1: less from a male Man was awesome, awesome, nothing but class. 339 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: And the Survivor pool, we are down to five people. 340 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,360 Speaker 1: There's there's still people in the five betting sites does 341 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,080 Speaker 1: the Survivor They've done now three pools and we have 342 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: just one still going. We lost two people last week 343 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,760 Speaker 1: and we have five left. Five left for a chance 344 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,440 Speaker 1: to come host the podcast. I'm not betting. I have 345 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,320 Speaker 1: to go because I have to go catch a place. 346 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 1: So we didn't dive into sports. We didn't dive into 347 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:04,480 Speaker 1: down goes. Do go, dude about that duke that crap. 348 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 1: Steven F. Austin said, you're gonna bring us to your house, 349 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,720 Speaker 1: your twenty seven and a half point favorites, and we're 350 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 1: gonna smack you down. Get out of here, smack smacked down. No, no, 351 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,440 Speaker 1: I had. I had Steven F. Austin my plus twenty seven, 352 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 1: but believe it was part of a parlay that I 353 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:29,440 Speaker 1: didn't hit so good. They were up the road. I 354 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,600 Speaker 1: know Belma was playing Eastern Michigan or something, and I 355 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 1: thought for sure they would cover, but they didn't know. 356 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,000 Speaker 1: I'm nervous about Kansas first day in tonight. Dayton looks 357 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 1: really good. They look like world beaters. At the Maui Invitational, Dang, 358 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,560 Speaker 1: do you are you watching it all? Any of the 359 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 1: Maui Invitations. I stayed up till midnight last night watching 360 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:50,920 Speaker 1: the Kansas Coach. They start at ten am because when 361 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,200 Speaker 1: I was in Maui, you guys, the show was just ending. Guys, 362 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,119 Speaker 1: my night was just ending. The Kansas game today against 363 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,120 Speaker 1: Dayton is at four pm Central. Yes, coach watch all day. 364 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,080 Speaker 1: It's it's hilariou. I think the guy that does it 365 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,800 Speaker 1: with Bill Walton. I don't know who the dude is. 366 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,760 Speaker 1: He wants to kill Bill Walton, coach. It's like you 367 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 1: and me calling a game. One dude is trying to 368 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,920 Speaker 1: talk about the game, and Bill Walton's like he's trying 369 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,440 Speaker 1: to be funny. He's so hilarious. No, he is so annoying. 370 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 1: He is impossible to wat He just throws out like 371 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,879 Speaker 1: Polynesians came here three years ago. It's like, okay, and 372 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,560 Speaker 1: there was can you focus on the game. There's you know, 373 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,520 Speaker 1: he's funny when you're winning the bat when you're trying 374 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,399 Speaker 1: to put it on mute. He doesn't know any of 375 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 1: their names. He doesn't know, and he doesn't care. He 376 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 1: does not care. I don't I can't tell. I want 377 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,800 Speaker 1: your honest. Is that guy that's with him that they're 378 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:42,680 Speaker 1: their partners want? I think yes, I think it's their stick. 379 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: He just actually he's annoyed. His whole job is to 380 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,680 Speaker 1: keep the calling in line, Like, can we go back 381 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,399 Speaker 1: to the game. It's annoying, it's got to be annoying. 382 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,159 Speaker 1: I just wonder if they really hate each other. I 383 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,600 Speaker 1: want to know. I don't know. But listen, guys hate 384 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,240 Speaker 1: me sometimes, all right, I think that's how they thought 385 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,159 Speaker 1: it was just a stick. Sometimes we get mad at 386 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 1: each other. But happy Thanksgiving guys. Listen, Sorry gets short. 387 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 1: Sorry we didn't dive into too many sports. Listen. You 388 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,639 Speaker 1: wanna lock him up, you want to you want to 389 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,920 Speaker 1: get some money, you want you want to win some 390 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 1: money this weekend. Look, I like Carolina at Washington. I'll 391 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,440 Speaker 1: tweet something out. I don't know. I gotta see the 392 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 1: Bears line and who's playing quarterback for the Lions. Eddie, 393 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:22,080 Speaker 1: your Cowboys. You are gonna be so puckered tomorrow you lose. 394 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving could be ruined tomorrow. It won't be. It won't. 395 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,480 Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. Hey, coach, I have a great 396 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,439 Speaker 1: idea for you. Yeah, give it to my cousin Chico. 397 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,879 Speaker 1: He lives in Houston. Pick up a dimebag on the 398 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,400 Speaker 1: way home. I'll text him right now, meet him, pick 399 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 1: up a dimebag and just dropping in the living room floor. 400 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Happy Thanksgiving.